Listening to these stories in my headphones while working and getting strange looks from my coworkers. "No, I'm not going to explain what's so damn funny"
roughly a month, I have been consuming these reads by AGRO & a few others for more than 30 days STRAIGHT !!! My children think I have lost my mind, & I just smile as my granddaughter rambles [excessively] away of 6year old chit-chat. . . . . . .. I smile at her and say WHaT ??? I am retired and when I said straight 30+ I mean 4 or more hours [6?] a day......nothing else really. Could see doing what you are with head phones at work, yup definitely could do that! WeSaveUs SemperProrsum~Godspeed
I didnt expect that. I watched a scifi story for 20 minutes for the ultimate conclusion of the main character obtaining a pron video. Caught me off guard
In a universe of endless possibilities, one man will embark on the journey of a lifetime. Action,desire. Mathew Mcconaughey Scarlett Johansson And Andy Serkis as "The Gatekeeper" IN SEARCH OF PERFECTION "All right all right all right"
I was listening to this while walking round a marketplace and the number of weird looks I got as I walked along laughing my head off was ridiculous. Thank feck I was wearing earbuds.
This dude has got a willpower of gods to not crack up at this. I was unfortunately at work, but luckily alone when this played. Seemed pretty standard till the 'choking the chicken' stuff.😂🤣😂🤣
Well that took a hard right turn from expectation..... Also I nearly choked to death on my coffee when I realized. Haven't laughed that hard in a minute
honestly if we ever make first contact with an alien race it wont be FTL or teleportation that excites me most, it'd be gaining access to all that alien porn.
All along I kept dreading the possibility of hearing the title of said desired video, I might have seen it. Then I started wondering if I had ever seen any video at any time that would prompt a galactic quest to find it again.
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Ok, not what I expected, how you read this without cracking up is beyond me, good work.
took a couple tries
I think he r ads them when he aelects them, before trying to read them out loud
Listening to these stories in my headphones while working and getting strange looks from my coworkers.
"No, I'm not going to explain what's so damn funny"
lol
Same just hmmm I can't tell anyone about this
roughly a month, I have been consuming these reads by AGRO & a few others for more than 30 days STRAIGHT !!! My children think I have lost my mind, & I just smile as my granddaughter rambles [excessively] away of 6year old chit-chat. . . . . . .. I smile at her and say WHaT ???
I am retired and when I said straight 30+ I mean 4 or more hours [6?] a day......nothing else really.
Could see doing what you are with head phones at work, yup definitely could do that!
WeSaveUs
SemperProrsum~Godspeed
"Send to all!"
I didnt expect that. I watched a scifi story for 20 minutes for the ultimate conclusion of the main character obtaining a pron video. Caught me off guard
lol
In a universe of endless possibilities, one man will embark on the journey of a lifetime. Action,desire.
Mathew Mcconaughey
Scarlett Johansson
And Andy Serkis as "The Gatekeeper"
IN SEARCH OF PERFECTION
"All right all right all right"
Gigity
Just don't let the woke brigade make it.
He's gone too far....He knew too much...and now...
I had no idea there were so many names for it .. and they all made sense!!
:)
I was listening to this while walking round a marketplace and the number of weird looks I got as I walked along laughing my head off was ridiculous. Thank feck I was wearing earbuds.
This is so fucking great hahaha. This felt disturbingly true
:)
That's because it is.
Quest For Perfection ... was actually the title of the "video" in question. Algorithm11! be praised!
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
For the rule 34...
For the sauce!
This dude has got a willpower of gods to not crack up at this. I was unfortunately at work, but luckily alone when this played. Seemed pretty standard till the 'choking the chicken' stuff.😂🤣😂🤣
surfing the mayonnaise??? 🏄
Well that took a hard right turn from expectation..... Also I nearly choked to death on my coffee when I realized. Haven't laughed that hard in a minute
Your first video that I couldn't watch while eating. Almost choked to death on pilaf.
That's one spooky lawyer!
Ohhhhhh..... I get it... floor 34.....
“We have arisen above such pettiness as names and monikers and individual speciesism.”
“ARE YOU A HUMAN?!?”
Wow.
This spoke to me in a deep way 😂
honestly if we ever make first contact with an alien race it wont be FTL or teleportation that excites me most, it'd be gaining access to all that alien porn.
cant argue with that
You say that as if they will have it. Who knows the species might not even have such a concept.
Just don't expect most of it to be wankable
@@Crazylom
If it exists, some human will wank to it.
@@Crazylom anythings wankable if you try hard enough
It's like discovering oiled up Gyaru for the first time
I couldn't stop smiling throughout this epic tale...so freaking hilarious
All along I kept dreading the possibility of hearing the title of said desired video, I might have seen it. Then I started wondering if I had ever seen any video at any time that would prompt a galactic quest to find it again.
I had the same thought...I am biased, as are we all, but Ana Foxxx came to mind. Or something from "floor 34" that involved catgirls.
The video is swap.avi
well, now we know how far someone will go to get their "piece of perfection"
I marvel at the extensive listing of euphemisms. Very impressed. Very. 😜
:)
And still only a partial listing.
The coomer stalks among the stars
This being sci-fi I was really expecting, once I saw what was happening, "polishing Twiki"
lol
Bee-de-be-de-beep. What's up, Buck?
Thank You for the reading
I really feel main characters plight...
No... they made the "most important thing ... is the friends we made along the way" saying into hfy porn
The thing is, he can no longer tell were it is, but what about all those who knew of his search and know he find out what he seeked
This was both awesome and 100% true😅😂
Algorithm be praised and VPN reconfigured
For the Algorithm
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
For the Prophet
F.T.A
Fondling the anaconda!FTA!!
FTA
Fricking tugging the anaconda!! FTA!!
FTA
So, uh... what was this video? Asking for a friend...
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
It sounds like hunter biden and big guy found their favorite place
For an order of people collecting knowledge they are very bad at letting people talk!
When younrelise it's time to try and find that solo video again 😅😅
Humans are going to make things wired"
No kidding!!!!!!
i farted 2 times watching this
I've never been into porn. I have a vivid enough imagination, I don't need it. But still, this was a damn funny story. 😂
I love this
Truly cursed
watch out for room 34 on floor 34... that is cursed
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
First Comment For The Algorithm!
For The Algorithm!
For the algorithm
for the algorithm
For the swarm
The one true Video about human
For the ONE video… lol
the perfect video
Very funny
WHAT!
Seems legit.
Now try not to learn what just happened.
Awesome lol
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Comment, i presume
LOL
🤯#34
F.T.A
F.T.A
For the algorithm
For the algorithm