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  • @meepmeep749
    @meepmeep749 4 года назад +1346

    The best part about this is probably that if the dad had been in charge of the play and the mom had been hosting basketball you know they would've done well.

    • @raima6877
      @raima6877 2 года назад +35

      Fr 😂

    • @justbamsy9285
      @justbamsy9285 2 года назад +1

      .ehcuod a gnieb pots dluow hcaoc rehto taht fi osla tuB .gnorw ton ruoy ,naem I

  • @scikick
    @scikick 5 лет назад +7195

    "They need to get used to being unemployed!" SAVAGE!!

  • @DigitalNuggets
    @DigitalNuggets 5 лет назад +10103

    "You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?" **Cuts to two Chinese boys that are actually on TV**

    • @dalenetstephanus9871
      @dalenetstephanus9871 5 лет назад +201

      Loved it. So smart!

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s 5 лет назад +149

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 лет назад +50

      I wish one of her sons were girls. Technically they should have put Ian Chen in a wig to play as their daughter, Erica.

    • @SkidmoreTx
      @SkidmoreTx 5 лет назад +5

      I didn’t catch on that 😂

    • @DelliumM8
      @DelliumM8 5 лет назад +9

      Omg I read this at the same time it was happening on the video

  • @jasonle520
    @jasonle520 5 лет назад +7401

    You skipped the best line from that episode “We already have after school activities, they’re called jobs.” -Jessica

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 5 лет назад +167

      That's what i wanna say to every annoying teachers who just interfering our lives : we got job to do.

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 лет назад +14

      Jobs can happen morning. I remember towards the end of my junior year in college, I had to work nine hour shifts over the weekdays in fast food. 6 am-3 pm shifts. Opening was a pain in the ass as you had to do the whole setup in under an hour when it was just you and some other coworker alone.

    • @bookwormidaho321
      @bookwormidaho321 5 лет назад +50

      My mother says that outright to all of my siblings teachers who pressure them into volunteering. Both folks work 12+ hours per shifts and even had to send me, the older sibling, into parent teacher meetings when they couldn’t come. My mother always says “ the only way I’m willing to come to these during my busy schedule is if it is in any attendance guidelines or if I’m able to shell out money for a private school education”. I get that educators want parents more involved in kids education and I respect that, but don’t go making parents feel like crap when they can’t volunteer or donate money at all. Hardly any parent can survive on a single income these days.

    • @sara1coco
      @sara1coco 5 лет назад +25

      @@bookwormidaho321 tbvh I am quite surprised this is even a thing in America, knowing my mother she would've said "it's your job, not mine. you get payed for it and have 4 months of vacation" and left.

    • @riribiah1277
      @riribiah1277 5 лет назад +12

      @@sara1coco so very true. So the teachers THINK the parents have no life besides taking care of kids? Also I've been to a school where the school makes the parents compete against each other of who's the best parent... Like the f%*k. I'm the oldest as well, so I would constantly have to go and talk to the teachers and staff about my younger siblings.

  • @munchies8688
    @munchies8688 5 лет назад +2811

    "woof woof"
    "meow"
    *AW HELLL NA*

  • @kevlob1525
    @kevlob1525 5 лет назад +1062

    "Brian?" "Topanga?" Lmfaooo
    The ending tho 😂😂😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +11

      How did that turn out?

    • @mrgoober8805
      @mrgoober8805 3 года назад +12

      @@priscillajimenez27 like the fourteen other boyfriend she had. In heartbreak. She a player.

    • @ori407
      @ori407 2 года назад +1

      ay Translate this

  • @kawtharbakhach5848
    @kawtharbakhach5848 5 лет назад +3448

    _if they wanna be actors so bad they should get used to being unemployed_

    • @Matthew-tj6rz
      @Matthew-tj6rz 5 лет назад +6

      Kawthar Bakhach 69 likes

    • @shivyasharma825
      @shivyasharma825 4 года назад +12

      Facts

    • @moonyoongi9537
      @moonyoongi9537 4 года назад +39

      this show's fourth wall breaks are genius. right up there with gumball, spongebob, and chowder.

    • @thanhphan2374
      @thanhphan2374 3 года назад +6

      @@moonyoongi9537 how exactly is that line a fourth wall break though? Sorry I genuinely don't understand.

    • @VeryFairygirl14
      @VeryFairygirl14 3 года назад +4

      Savage

  • @janesalminnavarro1644
    @janesalminnavarro1644 5 лет назад +1897

    "China, the birthplace of kung fu, china, the gunpowder, the compass, gambling. CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!" *proceeds to get chicken feet* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jinxiejae
      @jinxiejae 4 года назад +8

      Pasta ...china

    • @PracticaProphetica
      @PracticaProphetica 3 года назад +8

      @Erasing The Future We never ate them (I'm not Chinese), but when I was young, I took one to school and pulled on the tendons to make the claw open and close. Freaked out the girls!

    • @LandShades
      @LandShades 3 года назад +5

      Chicken feet tastes amazing

    • @Rocken2023
      @Rocken2023 3 года назад

      gambling!haha~yeah! That's fxxking China! 😂

    • @Ella-gb7no
      @Ella-gb7no 3 года назад

      @@LandShades yesss like the ones from dim sum

  • @j5803
    @j5803 5 лет назад +4743

    but when she died SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS

  • @ninidear2424
    @ninidear2424 5 лет назад +2980

    “Why are you dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter?”
    I mean..why wouldn’t you? Chun Li is superior

    • @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898
      @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898 5 лет назад +39

      Chun Li rules. She really does.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 5 лет назад +16

      I can really see her tummy in that Chun li costume, funny how she was trying to cover it with that dish she was holding.

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 5 лет назад +3

      Karis McConnell She's a queen

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 5 лет назад +2

      PsyQoBoy Oof😂😂

    • @tibblesss
      @tibblesss 5 лет назад +1

      yeah everyone else is beta

  • @L1L0
    @L1L0 5 лет назад +1685

    -You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?
    * kids look into the camera like in The Office *

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 5 лет назад +396

    “Janet Yi isn’t dead...”
    “WELL SOMEONE IS!!”

  • @hirozuki
    @hirozuki 5 лет назад +1585

    "Eddie, what's Buddhism? Orange chicken! "

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su 5 лет назад

      Randoxx T nope they aren’t (also I just realized this comment was from a month ago)

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su 5 лет назад

      Randoxx T yeah they’re playing Buddhist Chinese

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 года назад +6

      HERO-ZUKI LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That was my favorite part. Her delivery was on point!!!

  • @toukyang4457
    @toukyang4457 5 лет назад +486

    And Janet yee had three horses, graduated in Harvard to become an assistant DA, and ultimately...she died in a plane crash.....BUT WHEN SHE DIED, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS
    👏LIKE A BOSS👏

  • @ArobR-gu9fn
    @ArobR-gu9fn 5 лет назад +367

    “Eddies what’s Buddhism”
    “Oraangee Chicken”

  • @kerrysun2647
    @kerrysun2647 5 лет назад +333

    That grandma is dope.

  • @stacy2550
    @stacy2550 5 лет назад +2006

    A white African where's our Chinese Jamaican lmaoo

    • @isuekegrayham
      @isuekegrayham 5 лет назад +70

      Lol there really are Chinese Jamaican

    • @sayrv7394
      @sayrv7394 5 лет назад +51

      @@isuekegrayham as there are white Africans

    • @Laikenwilliams
      @Laikenwilliams 5 лет назад +49

      As a Jamaican mixed with Chinese.... I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

    • @zeytelaloi
      @zeytelaloi 5 лет назад +4

      Like Tyson Beckford.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Jamaicans

    • @CherryBlossomChaos
      @CherryBlossomChaos 5 лет назад +3

      Laiken williams You really talented at art

  • @ellamills4978
    @ellamills4978 5 лет назад +272

    "When she died she was in first class, thats the boss!!!" total mood

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer 4 года назад +152

    "If they want to become an actor, they should get used to be unemployed."
    😂

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 5 лет назад +4027

    American schools demand their parents to participate? Ugh.

    • @clarekoesters3031
      @clarekoesters3031 5 лет назад +627

      123haninhk No, it’s a joke. They are exaggerating because of the pressure put on parents to volunteer in some areas but it’s not compulsory.

    • @1914buttercup
      @1914buttercup 5 лет назад +16

      My middle school dis

    • @gregoryrodriguez5621
      @gregoryrodriguez5621 5 лет назад +20

      Not in Nyc

    • @kylieburg942
      @kylieburg942 5 лет назад +90

      No they don’t. I don’t think it happens anywhere in America, just in some small parts. The schools just put out the options and if you don’t want to participate you don’t have to.

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 лет назад +46

      Kylie Burg How could you possibly say no where in America did. My grade school did. My family were the only Asians in a white suburb and much like the show my parents hated participating.

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 5 лет назад +148

    “No that’s how we end up with grandkids named Bitsy!!”

  • @bellszhou1307
    @bellszhou1307 5 лет назад +383

    The irony tho, in "You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV? "

    • @lenilav
      @lenilav 5 лет назад +2

      @@JustSimpleJenny Well in China there is plenty of Chinese boy's on TV.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 года назад +1

      Lena Lav well, aren’t you a bright one?

    • @steflondon88
      @steflondon88 4 года назад +2

      pretty sure that was on purpose.

    • @Ky0Mii
      @Ky0Mii 4 года назад +2

      Yeh it was a meta joke.

    • @jonathanng138
      @jonathanng138 4 года назад

      @@lenilav fck me I hate running man

  • @jamesge3813
    @jamesge3813 5 лет назад +250

    3:33 "Wow! Two shooting stars!"
    Took me like 5 minutes of replaying that to remotely understand her

    • @uttie4795
      @uttie4795 5 лет назад +6

      James Ge I thought she said "Two twinning stars" lol

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад

      Why didn't she just have a role with no lines?

  • @ransherman1611
    @ransherman1611 5 лет назад +919

    the first scene represents an annoying yet sadly realistic case. there are schools who are like that, do they know what the words "volunteer" and "donate" means?

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 4 года назад +46

      Ran Sherman volunteer means I do hardwork without paid. Donate means I waste my money on worthless things.

    • @carlosdaudt88
      @carlosdaudt88 4 года назад

      Ran Sherman

  • @StaticImpulse21
    @StaticImpulse21 5 лет назад +213

    I don’t think it was their intent when the show originally started but the mom definitely took over as the main attraction of the show hahaha she’s hilarious. I bet they started writing her in way more than she originally was supposed to be

    • @kh884488
      @kh884488 2 года назад +28

      Jessica steals the show. She's a complete control freak, but she's hilarious.

    • @roxane7374
      @roxane7374 2 года назад +11

      @@kh884488 and hot

  • @cebonobetsiki8101
    @cebonobetsiki8101 4 года назад +59

    "Acting: A cautionary tale" 😂😂😂

  • @steflondon88
    @steflondon88 4 года назад +50

    "JUST DO IT?!" - "JUST MADE IT" ... LOL, these writers are awesome.

  • @lyzcabrera5216
    @lyzcabrera5216 2 года назад +20

    “You can donate money”
    “How do we volunteer?”
    Literally my Mexican mom ✋🏽😭

  • @Fishroads
    @Fishroads 5 лет назад +542

    CHINA CHINA CHINA, laughed so hard

  • @lrrfromomicronpersei8230
    @lrrfromomicronpersei8230 5 лет назад +371

    -Just do it-
    *JUST MADE IT!!* *CHINA*

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila 5 лет назад

      Fuck commies

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 года назад +1

      Madina Pinkerton lol

    • @bound2646
      @bound2646 4 года назад +2

      China is proud of the their labors getting deprived in sweat factories. Lol jokes

  • @TwistedAdventures42
    @TwistedAdventures42 3 года назад +76

    I love Constance Wu! She's so good at everything she does!

  • @erisa8407
    @erisa8407 3 года назад +38

    "When she died she was flying FIRST CLASS! THAT'S A BOSS!!" SKSKSKSKSKSSKSKS CONSTANCE OMF 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @omegacon4
    @omegacon4 5 лет назад +90

    "China! China! China!" is right up there with "China numbah one!" while playing PUBG.

  • @skojaare
    @skojaare 5 лет назад +81

    "Janet didn't die"
    "WELL SOMEONE DID"
    True very true

  • @honey7565
    @honey7565 5 лет назад +75

    "eddie what's buddhism?"
    "orange chicken"

  • @thatguy5000
    @thatguy5000 5 лет назад +39

    “Ah hell no” that gets me so much 😂😂

  • @rio-iw6hr
    @rio-iw6hr 5 лет назад +59

    8:04 HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @Chocolate-gb2zk
    @Chocolate-gb2zk 5 лет назад +19

    The ending when the kid and the grandma was talking had me weak😭😭

  • @ForeverSweetx3
    @ForeverSweetx3 5 лет назад +87

    Jessica is a crazy! So relatable. 😭 Wish I could find a Louis. 😊

  • @bakedflan2155
    @bakedflan2155 3 года назад +13

    “That’s how you end up with grandkids named Betsy.” 😂

  • @sarkramer9672
    @sarkramer9672 3 года назад +26

    It makes me happy to see Jimmy Woo has a family outside of Westview, New Jersey

  • @fme008
    @fme008 3 года назад +8

    1:07 the kid in the background holding 2 basketballs on his chest... 😂😂😂

  • @kilianbelahcene1712
    @kilianbelahcene1712 5 лет назад +23

    2:11 that was the most adorable thing I have ever seen

  • @kaylapham2170
    @kaylapham2170 5 лет назад +173

    This is Topanga🤣

  • @dfdddfressd
    @dfdddfressd 4 года назад +14

    “If they want to be actors so bad they have to get used to being unemployed”
    DAMN

  • @thecollectivegamer3600
    @thecollectivegamer3600 3 года назад +4

    5:24 CHINA CHINA CHINA! She goes from pure chonese rage to the perfect chinese mom in less than a second 🤣

  • @mr.mrs.hc-r5814
    @mr.mrs.hc-r5814 3 года назад +7

    But the way she died was in first-class like a BOSS! Jena Yee didn't die. I know someone did!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 3 года назад +8

    5:29 The kids reaction to chicken feet is hilarious.

  • @jarrettwhipple8141
    @jarrettwhipple8141 5 лет назад +19

    “This is Topanga”😂

  • @pershop4950
    @pershop4950 3 года назад +12

    Every episode has so many funny moments.

  • @ItsThomasGabriel
    @ItsThomasGabriel 5 лет назад +14

    Evan's scream when he saw the chicken feet 😂

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 5 лет назад +159

    Heh, she's hot dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter.

  • @Thomas-if7te
    @Thomas-if7te 5 лет назад +6

    All the scenes with the girl with the lisp are amazing 😂

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 5 лет назад +60

    ok, that last part was hilarious

  •  5 лет назад +9

    0:33 fourth wall break!

  • @miyachinen2366
    @miyachinen2366 3 года назад +9

    All l’m doing is admiring the mum’s hair 😂

  • @mrcleanxreader9390
    @mrcleanxreader9390 5 лет назад +12

    3:32 To those wondering what she said, she said "Whoa! 2 shooting stars!"

  • @Lxser-kk8ej
    @Lxser-kk8ej 3 года назад +8

    Jessica: *drops Mac and cheese with bacon bits
    Me: YOU DID NOT -

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen 4 года назад +5

    @ 2:39 “and the clitoris”
    😂😂😂

  • @hmayat.3389
    @hmayat.3389 5 лет назад +48

    Just do it.
    Just MADE IT...IN CHINA
    lol I remember 90% of the products I bought

  • @taehyfilter7889
    @taehyfilter7889 4 года назад +5

    omg the ending tho.. ryan and the grandma 🤣🤣 the grandma is my favorite!

  • @williamkailantrophy7879
    @williamkailantrophy7879 5 лет назад +9

    And Janet Yee had 3 horses and she went to Harvard and became an assistant DA and ultimately she died in a plane crash but when she died, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS LIKE. A. BOSS!

  • @tomaf
    @tomaf 5 лет назад +21

    They also had a bit about macaroni and cheese on "Crazy Rich Asians"

  • @jimmyprantalos6482
    @jimmyprantalos6482 4 года назад +15

    hands down one of the best shows of the 21st century. top 5. The mom and Grandmom make the show

  • @danmatasa6648
    @danmatasa6648 5 лет назад +7

    “shoes in the house from
    now on” 😂

  • @smeminem1258
    @smeminem1258 5 лет назад +9

    7:52 the kid low-key flexed sweatshops

  • @uglyography.
    @uglyography. 5 лет назад +7

    "It's what you haven't do" *scaredly confused face*

  • @tongandeathgrip901
    @tongandeathgrip901 5 лет назад +17

    That Chun li part, so pretty

  • @JamesDang10
    @JamesDang10 2 года назад +5

    1:15 anyone catch that he holds the whistle differently

  • @fwaakUmean
    @fwaakUmean 3 года назад +2

    What did she said..?
    "Nobody knows"
    😂😄

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 3 года назад +3

    "Acting"
    something that doesnt require preparation and hardwork...
    LMAO 😂😂

  • @alyssechen4745
    @alyssechen4745 4 года назад +9

    Constance, my forever favorite😂

  • @user-zx5js1xc1l
    @user-zx5js1xc1l 3 года назад +9

    We need this show back

  • @JasonDelarosa2000
    @JasonDelarosa2000 3 года назад +3

    This would be a *PERFECT* addition to Disney Channel's nighttime block!

  • @DanleyNuksGoneFishn
    @DanleyNuksGoneFishn 3 года назад +3

    0:32 watching this on TV was gold

  • @random_commenter6904
    @random_commenter6904 3 года назад +4

    Louis: SHOES IN THE HOUSE
    Me: *holding a baseball bat* take off your shoes now

  • @ebonyloveivory
    @ebonyloveivory 5 лет назад +10

    Honestly it was the school's fault for getting Jessica involved hahahahaha they would have one less problem lmaooooo

  • @zephaniahdejene1746
    @zephaniahdejene1746 2 года назад +2

    "Using every part of a chicken like a meat wizard"
    African mom's: allow us to introduce our selfs.

  • @denistuohy2535
    @denistuohy2535 Год назад +2

    6:21 best part of the series
    “0range chickkkken”

  • @Miumiu0404
    @Miumiu0404 5 лет назад +5

    5:30 omg Evan’s scream 😂 😂 😂

  • @ao7521
    @ao7521 3 года назад +6

    when jessica started with the glitter horse i honestly felt emotional

  • @doungbunhak5154
    @doungbunhak5154 3 года назад +3

    Oh man the mom is funniest one ever🤣🤣.

  • @ItsThomasGabriel
    @ItsThomasGabriel 5 лет назад +10

    4:27 when you see it

  • @ravenrhyme4783
    @ravenrhyme4783 5 лет назад +7

    "Oh, hell, no!" Haha love that

  • @arnavjoshi5913
    @arnavjoshi5913 4 года назад +5

    I had a violent full body reaction to the sight of perfectly good Mac and cheese on the floor

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 3 года назад +1

      I was focused on that one mac that landed on her feet.

  • @FMRA46
    @FMRA46 4 года назад +6

    No, that's how we end up with a granddaughter named bitsy. This woman in a legend🤣

  • @darealstarz
    @darealstarz 4 года назад +3

    „I‘m just a chipwich eating american couch lady.“ I love her!

  • @juicetingaming6048
    @juicetingaming6048 4 года назад +13

    Did Jessica just refer “girls” as “horses”
    Wow This show is so specific!

  • @shadowfrost-kz5vo
    @shadowfrost-kz5vo 5 лет назад +8

    anytime jessica says "aw heyallll NO"

  • @selenaromanoff6302
    @selenaromanoff6302 4 года назад +5

    0:46 my mom's reaction to a really boring and childish dance that my teacher made up so we can perform it for the winter concert

  • @Thomas-if7te
    @Thomas-if7te 5 лет назад +7

    “Jamaican me dinner”

  • @user-sf1pf3vg6b
    @user-sf1pf3vg6b 5 лет назад +6

    Unicorn girl with lisp: Wow 2 shooting stars

  • @foreverrandombeep6303
    @foreverrandombeep6303 3 года назад +2

    I just realized this and it took me ages grandma is from freaky fridayyyy

  • @kanishkaxagarwal
    @kanishkaxagarwal 5 лет назад +4

    I love how petty Jessica is

  • @Goosebumps657-qe3hq
    @Goosebumps657-qe3hq 3 месяца назад +1

    5:16 😂😂😂😂this whole scene cracks me up

  • @rogermartinez649
    @rogermartinez649 3 года назад +1

    "Just do it. Just made it" lol

  • @timmifermanich8164
    @timmifermanich8164 3 года назад +1

    “What did she say?” “Nobody knows.” LMAOO

  • @r.b_7875
    @r.b_7875 5 лет назад +6

    The ending ohmagod 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @br1ann88
    @br1ann88 5 лет назад +5

    2:12 was so rude and hilarious

  • @Happygirlalwaysnomatter
    @Happygirlalwaysnomatter 5 лет назад +3

    So mean!! " I am sowry!" "You see what I have to work with"