Probability Comparison: You
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- Опубликовано: 29 июл 2020
- These are the probabilities of these things happening to you in your lifetime! Have you ever wondered what the chances are of you getting married? Or what about winning the lottery? Watch this video to find out!
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You can’t get dumped if you never get a girlfriend.
Yessir
Makes sense
*"I've won,But at what cost?"*
Single lyf
yeah, it's big brain time
You can’t be dumped if you never had a girlfriend/boyfriend...
Yes
Or s/o
@@talkshowhostt its either boyfriend or girlfriend, use what nature gave you god dammit
@@generalsherman519 whats s/o?
Maybe by a friend
Wait, so that means that everyone in the world has been dumped, I’m sure that’s not true
you don't say...
Ofc it's not true
Its not true, my sister got married to her first boyfriend and still is married
It's an average count compared to successful relationships.
What if ur the one who does the dumping...
Being Dumped: We've all been there
Me who's never dated in my life: (•‿•)
Bro i was about to say the same thing lmao
me whos asexual: .-.
@@conductoraizen3840 Are you sure you’re asexual? Asexual means you don’t feel sexual attraction, not that you can’t crush. It just means you won’t think about sexual things and such. Being asexual has almost nothing to do with the fact that you haven’t dated before.
@@conductoraizen3840 SAME HERE
Bout to say the same thing :>
u forgot death which is 100%
Immortality is close my friend.
@ToBagshwhe Asas yes
@Jimmy ZHOU yes.
@Jimmy ZHOU lul
İnside
Roy Sullivan: Survives 7 lightning strikes in a row
Everyone: He is the chosen one
Hi sully wazowski im mike wazowski lol
@@NannyMaryOnTheScene Hello brother
@Skywalker Animations You were the chosen one.
Sully Wazowski 😂
You can’t get dumped if you never get into a relationship in the first place.
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
Very True. These types of channel's have little or no logic
So you're telling me I WILL find love, just to have them dump me?
I thought I had a chance
I didn't ever got dumped.
I've never got in a relation 😉 (No I'm not a 12 years old child)
@@ditmarriksten9917 I look at your comment every single day. But I still don’t get why you had to say you were not 12 years old. Very suspicious
@@jamflavoredsock1788 Cuz if I was 12 it would make sense why I have never been in a relationship anyway
@@ditmarriksten9917 yes me too
I cant get dumped if I dont date anybody
*silently cries*
69 likes lol
I haven’t ever been dumped, nor have I ever had a relationship before.
Yea, dont be
Same here
So the probability of me living in antartica is higher than winning the lottery?
*Nice*
Almost everything has a higher probability than winning the lottery lol what did you expect
Never got dumped lol cause I never had a girlfriend 🐴
Ayyy
Same except I never had a boyfriend
@@electroskates2434 so be my gf
@@akkiiiiii11 what are you
@@electroskates2434 lol it a jk IA m 12
I will never get dump because I'm not dating anyone
Same
Single boiz
Same
*"BEING DUMPED"*
*BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE EVER HIT ON A GIRL*
I wish i was just joking
@@doctor4961 its okay... we're are lonely in the world... BUT IM NOT ON A WORLD CAUSE IM IN SPACE
@@anactualspacepotato6575 some people consider the whole universe as "the world"
how original
@@kallixo still got likes tho, nothing is original anymore
i cant get dumped if im single forever
agreed
Ah yes, i died once in an airplane crash, and once i even was murdered, i rember those things like they happend yesterday
Hahaha wat
Can't get dumped if you never get someone to dump you.
Relatable
SHARK MIND
Exactly
Yeeeep.
;-;
Jokes on you. I'll be single forever so I can't get dumped
Oh yeah its big brain time
Jokes on you your parents will force you hahahhha
im sure theres a probabilty or theory otu there to say staying single is technically sstill being dumped since you dumped yourself from getting with anyone
My life in a nutshell
@@Pewie. same
you can’t be dumped if you never had anyone who could dump you
Was gonna comment that. But
*Insert badge award*
Can't be dumped if I never get a girlfriend
how original
Hold your horses...
You’re saying you’re more likely to eat hair than own a *superyacht?*
Yes yes i am
Ok
Ok
i think it means the urge to do it as an impulse. Eating it on purpose doesnt count
My takeout the other night begs to differ
*~At special people club~*
Z: okay why are you special
X: I won a Nobel Prize
Y: I eat my hair
Z: huh... Y you're in, i'm sorry for you, X, you're not
when you've been single your entire life so you've never been dumped: *_my goals are beyond your understanding_*
Being dumped: "We've all been there."
Me: *Cries in never had a lover*
Well, I can't get dumped if I can't get a girlfriend so.........
Hahah
I got 5 likes in three minutes.
Wut
@@banana-tv3qd lmao
I have beaten the odds and transcended greatness for not being dumped ever. How did I achieve this heroic deed?
I've never had a girl friend.
Finally a prodigy I can relate to
You:dies in an airplane crash but is still watching this
Q1
Imagine saying "MOM I WANT SOME HAIR IM HUNGRY!"
“No we got hair at home”
How can you be dumped if you didn't even have a girlfriend to begin with?
Ikr
Modern problems require modern solutions
brain size M E G A
having a boyfriend.?
"How original"
I bet I’m more likely to win the lottery than get married
Lol
Same lmao
I won a dollar
Hahaha same😁
you can't be dumped if you've never dated anyone
exactly 😌🤞🏻
Lol yeah
Y e s .
There are people who have never dated anyone.
Big brain
Me
"being dumped" : we all have been there.
Jokes on you i haven't got o any relationship in my life
Jokes on u I haven't either :(
Yes
;-;
Pf pic checks out
(Its a joke btw lmao)
Sally Jackson's parents died in a air plane crash
Tik Tok Videos nobody asked
@@Veehead1 and no one asked for you to respond but you still did didn't you?
Tik Tok Videos no, but thanks for the information
Jokes on you I've never been dumped cos I've never had a girlfriend
never had a boyfriend either **^**
Same
but have u ever had a friend girl
Same
I never had the courage to confess
i cant get dumped if i never had a boyfrind
I cant get dumbed if I never had a girlfriend!
Or boyfriend too
never been dumped, cuz ive never had someone to get dumped BY...💀😢
yee
I've never been dumped, ha!
I've never dated
Same
@@niththyramanitharan306 I got another one for you. Niththy Ram.
@@niththyramanitharan306 so age affects humor? Wow. Im assuming your IQ is under 80.
Can’t get dumped if you don’t ask anyone out
0:31 the comparison went up lol
"Being dumped"
We've all been there!
Me: I don't even want a relationship with girls.
Except from reletives and my family me neither
I don't want any romantic relationships with boys either
is your name josh
2:56 "being dumped"
3 year olds who died before they could like somebody: Am I a joke to you?
What is the meaning of dumped?
Dumped means rejected by lover/crush
If you are reading this
You are blessed and a beautiful person😊
Thank you :>
thanks
*LIKE B E G G A R*
Thanks again
Not everyone has been dumped lol.
Remember everyone, your chances are low....
But never zero
but what if the chance is 0 ?
I MEAN THE CHANCE IS 0, BUT NEVER 0
can't get dumped if you don't have girlfriend *taps head*
Being dumped: bold of you to assume i got into a relationship in the first place
Vrga de vurro
I haven’t been dumped, because I never had a relationship
same
Yet
"Being dumped" did you assume that i ever seen any female?
@magicalmayor any ways
R/woosh
You can't be dumped if no one wants to date you to begin with
relatable
Yes, very relatable, unless your in a relationship and you're still together and living a great life with them, congrats I am happy for u c:
Err_0_r oh no I’m single as a Pringle
Find GF
sleepy • 16 years ago I do be that last Pringle in the container
Wrong, not everyone goes in relationship so how does 100% of people have got dumped?
I don't know 😂
Because it is a probability which means it will happen
My own account Aromantics exists. Being aromantic means You don’t experience romantic attraction/don’t desire romance. Aromantics can still be sexual though.
It’s a joke
*Being complemented by asian parent*
Probability: **impossible**
I've died in a plane crash
Same
But How Can You Comment While Your Dead?
Same. 💔
Trent Smith There is something called past lifes.
@@trentsmith8516 r/ wooosh
You fool I can't be dumped if nobody dates me
Being dumped implies that you will eventually be in relationship. Dont do that, dont give me hope
I have some advice on how to avoid being dumped: dont get into a relationship! I've tried it my whole life and I've never been heartbroken! (Just in case you couldn't tell, this is a joke)
OMG SAME!!!! Life is so easy without heartbreak.
@@MajesticEagle04 yeah!
It’s kinda hard to get dumped if nobody will ever date me in the first place, dude!
Gamerrr Dude ikr single gang
Jokes on you I’ve never been dumped before because I’ve never been in a relationship
(Y) same
0:45 "Do you agree with the death penalty?" Yes.
Same
Same
I'm not sure if my IQ is above room tempature
😆😏😂
Im not sure if my iq is even above my age
Bruh I’m so lonely, someone with just an upper body is getting married and I can’t even get a girlfriend
You can't dumped if you never have a girlfriend
Bruh
@@lovellapanis1233 oh then just dont interact with humans in General
Being Dumped by girlfriend doesn't matter to me
i’m pretty sure 0% of people watching this died in a plane crash
Yes
Rumi Kazbar not yet at least
But what if someone is watching this from heaven?
@@mustard3079 WHT?!
@@mustard3079 Me too :/
Nah I can't be get dumped dude you need girlfriend for that.
Can’t be dumped if you never date
Big brain
Never been dumped always been single
Same
redditor gang
Being dumped LOL - you can't lose what you don't have
Babies that died before he could see the world:
I am the most unique person, because i’ve never been dumped, maybe it’s because i’m an introvert that turns dyslexic when someone talks to me
Woahh!!!
I really do not know how to make friends tbh
Relatable
Just joking you're the most unique person
@@mtronette8905 elbataler
TheSoviet Napkin i’m an extrovert that enjoys talking with people it’s really fun when you get someone you share hobbies and thoughts with
Well, I died in a plane crash a few times.
then how are u here
@@maksudurr.5826 hhhhhhhhh
@@maksudurr.5826 hospital?
@@matatanXtreme ummm maybe
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaa2907 ?
Haha shame on you i was never dumped
And never had a girlfriend
Edit: i thought i was original untill I read the rest of the comments ...
Me to
Okay , so...technically...I am not existing
Nice
me neither
Wait, it's all a simulation
Always has been
@@sweam 🔫
I know a man who died from lightning 0:39 😭😭
My childhood freand
F
@@MIMEoc thank you
nice
My uncle died of covid
F
I like how being murdered is more probable than having a PhD.
:)
Turn around.
@@deactivated5931 i see that your in your bedroom
so you're saying everyone has been dumped before? This also implies that everyone in the world has had a girlfriend before. But...
I don't think so
Same , my guy , same...
can't be dumped if you never get in a relationship :)))
HAHAHAHA TRUE
Big brain time
BIG *BRIAN* TIME
big broin time
He also meant it by rejection
Not so big brain needed
never dated
*never dumped*
ikr
You can't get dumped if you've never dated in the first place
Getting dumped: we've all been here
Everyone who was single: I have done the impossible
u thought this comment would take mny likes bro?
me too
it was a good one
you earned mine btw
Naahh, I've never been dumped
I don't even have an ex...
What are you waiting for? Go and date people!!!
@Iansi-Vlad Ursu acne goes away
@@kkmaverick.7 what says I play gacha  ̄へ ̄
@@snowlife1278 it's easy thing to say to date someone, but very hard to do.
@@optm727 yeah I know
You can’t be dumped if you’ve never been in a relationship😭
CANT GET DUMPED IF I NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND
CANT GET A BOYFRIEND IF IM MUSLIM
CANT GET DUMPED IF IM MUSLIM 😎
That's a fact but life can make you do things which you may not handle
Go see a theripst
@@jackhaworth5504 you too my little sis
@@jackhaworth5504 no thank you, i dont need it, thanks for your concern 😁👍
@@Salma-in2ny too postive
*You cannot be dumped if you never ask!*
*Not me!*
@@ketansurvase780 *No I just have crippling low self-esteem!*
This has crushed all my dreams and hopes on this planet and I’m now saying goodbye
my heart has nerver been dumped
did you ever ad a girlfriend?? no, me neither...
Wait? We ALL HAVE BEEN DUMPED??!!
I don't remember being dumped...
Same
Being A Psycho.
Nobody:
13 year old girls: OMG THATS ME
Also “depression”
Lol ikr
Hey guys. Did you know that about half of the people in the world will get a divorce.
15 year old girls be like
i’m 13 but no
2:56 Well, that's actually rare.
yeah, not all people get dumped
i thought the 100% probability would be dying
Nexar - Edits ...
@@aykogeens well you're not wrong
I'm sure that if you reading this comment,
You're a human who has got eyes
Yh
i didn't know that
Bhavya Bhatia omg??? How did you guess
Fun fact: if you are reading this on a phone you are holding it upright
I am blind
I'm 1 in 90 million running my own Legocity
Omg, hello mr. President
I’ve broken the system, can’t be broken up with if I’ll never have a relationship
Never been dumped ... bc I was never with anyone
Yes I have died in a plane crash before
How are you alive
@@JoannaCJackson he said he died, not lived
He reborn
@@JoannaCJackson r/woooosh
@@cybrhan ok
“We’ve all been there” No, we haven’t. And now I feel more lonely than before
I never being dumped
How can I if I never had a GF!?😂
Hahahahaha
You will have one day
Aromantics exists. Being aromantic means You don’t experience romantic attraction/don’t desire romance. Aromantics can still be sexual though.
You can’t get dumped if you are never in a relationship
Oh yeah it’s big brain time
2:59 are you sure about that?
I guess eating hair is more rare than winning a novel prize
That rhymed. Hair-rare
Bruh
My dad has never been in a relationship in his life until he met my mom at 48
I see
Exactly I was wondering why being dumped was the most popular when this happens to so many people
Being Dumped. 1 in 1.
Me who hasn't been in any relationship:
Am i a joke to you?
You cant be dumped if you dont ask anyone out 😎
Yeah
*this is big brain time*
Ah man but what if I asked you out
Smoke weed
Snoop Dogg: ArE yOu sUrE aBoUt ThAt ¿
Can't get dumped if you've never been in a relationship 🙃✌
*if
brain size M E G A
@@Sahelian Yes, thank you pal.
passive aggressive