Melted Buildings Conspiracy Theory DEBUNKED
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2021
- In this video I do a full breakdown of Alphatalkz conspiracy surrounding the concept that mountains, canyons and other geologic features are the remains of an ancient civilization destroyed in a world ending heating event.
This is my first video on RUclips breaking down archaeological conspiracy theories, and it will be far from my last.
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Snowflakes? They're just too crazy, too symmetrical. There's just GOT to be a big snowflake factory in the sky filled with alien snow people who design each one.
I just know one of them became Orange potus
Honestly, this is a pretty cool conspiracy theory, I actually like this one lmao it's adorable
The moon looks like cheese. I think the moon was fermented and is cheese from an ancient galactic civilization.
i'm pretty sure that if you make a video saying snow is made by Nasa to sell winter clothes some people will believe
This conspiracy goes hard
When I was a kid I found all kinds of swords in the woods. They looked like sticks but they had to have been swords from a forgotten civilization that got cast in bark.
It was the Death Star that converted them to wood
I had a horse that accidentally got reincarnated as a bike!
@@Siahnette that reminded me of Pia Hagmars Flisan books because the mc pretended her bike was a horse back in the day as a kid
Edit: i named my cat Flisan after reading those books
I. Love. This.
i found a bunch of antique guns that petrified into plastic and seemed to also petrify into containing water
Bro really said "if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck, it must be evidence of an ancient civilization"
Are you telling me that ducks did indeed build an ancient civilization? 😱
@@semiramisrosarot yes, they absolutely did and they were called the quackers 🤣
#ducksarealiens
Forget ancient aliens. Ancient ducks are so much more plausible.
Duck's also built stone henge. They are a species of Alien, that travels through time to guide the way the planet develops.
The words "appears, looks like, and as if" are doing a lot of heavy lifting for this guy's hypothesis.
It’s like the coconut from tf2
Those 6 words could win a weightlifting competition for conspiracy theorists
Fun, deadly drinking game: Watch that guys entire video but take a shot every time he says “looks like; as if, appear to be, etc.”
Take two if he uses the word “legit”
Thank you for using the word hypothesis. I feel like calling them theories gives them too much scientific credibility.
People in the past probably got inspiration for nature features that look interesting, so man made structures could just be imitation of nature ones
Weird, electrical burn patterns and rivers look similar... almost like they're both following the path of least resistance.
Hmmm idk if I can believe that, it makes too much sense
Impossible it must be god
He even mentioned fractals, which virtually affects everything in nature. Of course they could look similar.
That's what I hate most about these nonsense conspiracies, they look at really interesting features of the world we live in, then come up with the dumbest possible story for why things look that way.
Idk bro the most simple answer usually is not the correct one
Silly Alphatalkz, if he had ever read the acclaimed scientific journal known as the Pokedex, he would know that Ground is in fact Immune to Lightning, and therefore could not form these Lichtenberg Figures
This should be top comment. 👏👏👏
Those rock spheres are obviously an Onyx graveyard.
Check fuckin mate
@@remainprofane7732 POV: you're a 126 rated player going against alphatalkz
@@ApaulSaid More like Geodude graveyard
As a Geologist…I-I just can’t. Literally everything this conspiracy theorist came up with had a geological explanation. I am pretty sure I’m walking away with a few brain cells missing.
yeah but didn't you ever think that MAYBE you were just LIED to at your college you paid multiple thousands of dollars for? and that everything they told you was actually fake and totally the buildings melted. THEY just don't want you to know about these wacky melted buildings dudeeee
I just hope it didn't give me brain cancer...
@@khallrikIt absolutely gave me a migraine.
Do you want my last two?
@@kathykrystal9567 Do you not want them?
The fact that Disney's Atlantis' main character's name is Milo, seems like the real conspiracy to me....... lol! Great video brotha.
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Never thought of it XD
It might have inspired him to pursue this career. It's been shown that names help influence career paths.
Example: people with, "law," in their names, like Lawrence, tend to pursue jobs in the legal field.
I liked this, but I wanted to keep it at 333 likes so I unliked it
Also, can we take a sec to talk about why canyons look similar to the electric current pattern? It's literally just cause electricity takes the path of least resistance, just the same as water in a river. Like there is a reason both have "current"
Omfg 😱
@@columnarbasalt4677 Fractals are everywhere in nature. Even in the way plants grow. Look up fractals in nature and you'll see why.
Even when you look at leaves it’s just a fractal
See thats what I love about conspiracy theory debunking is how much I learn
Canyons are formed by rivers dude
half that dude's vocabulary is "this looks like". grown man learns that sometimes things look like other things. groundbreaking.
The real conspiracy here is the education system.
people like that often do that. they claim you can only describe things with "it looks like .." that is one of the tricks
Dudes gonna have a heart attack if he looks up at the clouds.
@@tmarritt lmaoo
@@tmarritt looks up HOLY CRAP THERES FREE COTTON CANDY IN THE SKY
When I was a student at university I had a professor who said he couldn't be bothered to refute any of the stuff that people like von Daniken said, because he figured if they ignored them, they would go away. Well, here we are, 36 years later, and we are stuck with a population that is taught to reject scientific reasoning, because it's elitist. I love your channel. Thanks for fighting against the demon haunted world.
"i'm a really curious person so i went looking in the bible" is usually a sentence from a deeply incurious mind
you're glowing. go home.
@@lookstothetroon"my movie"
@@M50A1 my movie
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... You know, the irony of religious stereotypes is that christian monks were actually doubling as scientists... Father of modern genetics was... a "Father". Charles Darwin based his theory of evolution... off of a priest's work.
"Talk to any engineer!"
My father is an engineer, and when inquired about building on slopes, he stated simply:
"We're engineers. We make it work, it's not that hard. As long as the foundation is sound and you know the local geography-- i mean, we've been doing this for a few thousand years, it's not a new science. And I mean, it's an efficient way to use space if you're building a city."
Engineers dont give a shit if it's on a slope, they take that as a challenge to their intellectual might. Engineers are some of the most batshit crazy inventors out there, and you think a slight incline is going to stop them from making their dream home? Hilarious.
He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems.
Also like. Does he know about fuckin Filbert St in San Fran or other extremely step streets?
Ikr my house is literally built on a slope, they took some dirt from the surrounding area and piled it up next to the foundation so it wasn't too steep, and as you walk around to the back you'll see the ground is a couple feet lower than in the front, it's not that absurd lol
@@apyr34556 Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would then fall to your perview on the conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems.
Like, "How to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a new structural suprerfluous new behind?". The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun.
@@kai_fatallysapphic My sister owns a farm, and their house is on a hill. The slope uncovers the basement level on one side, such that it's a whole second entrance. The original builders just constructed the house with the slope in mind.
Also, it's on top of a big hill. Where was this hypothetical mudslide supposed to originate from?
The most frustrating thing about “The Grand Canyon is a Lichtenberg Figure” hypothesis, is that if he used just a _little bit_ more brain power, he’d find the reason for this similarity.
Electricity traveling through wood & water eroding rock have a feature in common: they follow the path of least resistance.
That’s what the path of least resistance tends to look like.
The math behind both produces the “fractal” pattern for that reason.
THANK YOH
Literally got so pissed watching that part that I was going to the comments to say this and found you already had lol
Lmao, I literally was looking for this comment exactly
Just like his thought process.
Dude built an entire conspiracy theory based on just never going outside or seeing a rock.
why is everyone saying "conspiracy", seems like you all have got mixed up between theories and conspiracies somewhere along the line
@@thehaj5249 For one thing, it's not a theory. It's not even a hypothesis
I love all these massive, technologically advanced civilisations with building made entirely of rock, no pure metals, no city planning, without any of the melting structures consistent with igneous rocks.
And they made every single structure with different rocks aranged in stripes, which just so happen to look like different strata of naturally deposited rock...
if the conspiracy quacks think erosion was invented by the illuminati they probably also think rocks are invented by the illuminati, igneous rocks are probably alien eggs or something 😂
It’s never “scientists can’t explain this phenomenon.” It’s always “scientists can’t explain this phenomenon in a way that is satisfying to ME.”
Also it bothers me so much when conspiracy theorists don’t even TRY to pronounce the names of the places or people they’re talking about. It feels so disrespectful
Welcome to Climate-Change denyers, they coined that term to spite "global warming", and unironically denounced their very own created term.
More like "I can't come up with a different explanation and I'm too lazy to do any research on it".
More like “scientists can’t explain this in a way that my uneducated pea brain can understand because I have zero foundation on this topic I’m spouting off on”.
More like “Smooth brain go bahhhhhh”.
His whole argument is basically "doctors are humans, you look human, you must be a doctor"
It's a BIT suspicious that I've seen bots write comments under YT videos, and now YOU also write comments under YT videos...
And THEY claim to have no knowledge of this! How convenient...
"A" looks like "B", "B" looks like "C", therefor "A" is "C"
@@Otek_Nr.3 would a bot call you a dumb cvnt? 🤣
Gravity is only a theory …
@censusgary drop your ph then. If its "just a theory" then you'll expect it to float, or fly higher, just as much as you expect it to drop
Hi Milo! Long time listener, first time caller. As an university professor in geology, I am impressed by your description of sedimentary rocks and structures. Good job! I look forward to more of your videos in the future.
PS Lichtenberg figures, lighting, erosion, dendritic crystal growth are all fractal patterns. This is why they have a superficially similar form. Their forms have nothing to do with their causes; they are a consequence of following the path of least resistance (see monte carlo simulations and random walk theory).
There's a very good reason why he keeps seeing pyramid shapes in nature and also man made buildings:
This is the best way to stack rocks so they don't fall down.
As an Indian person, I can say conclusively, as a representative of my people, that we built those temple looking things in Mt. Zion. But we didn't properly seal the materials and so they melted. Also, we left no traces because we're environmentalists and cleaned up our trash, duh!
Lmao! The truth is finally exposed!
Being real, I find it funny that he conveniently ignored actual ancient structures - like the nearby beautiful Mesa Verde.
Looking at actual structures though completely invalidates his argument, as they immediately reveal themselves to have human crafted features.
Bro how old are you?
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Damn, can't you Indians do anything right? You forced Alex Jones to make the frogs gay! DEUTSCHLAND!
@@chaitanya8126 if I've got my ethnic stereotypes correct, they're reincarnated.
By this man's logic, the blood vessels in our bodies were also formed by an electrical current because they display the same fractal pattern. Maybe that's why we have magnetic personalities :P
Were yours not?
Don’t you know that fractals are highly combustible and excellent conductors?!?!? I thought that was common middle school science!!!!
God that hurt to read! BOOO BAD JOKE XD
Are there those CPR apparatus designed for?
to give babies their bloodvessels?
Exactly. Same with tree roots, funghi roots, rivers, crystals, nerves, galatic superclusters, cracks in a plastered wall.
It is almost as if there is some underlying mechanism guiding all of those things.... like some collection of rules of how material things behave in the universe. Something that would describe movement and the distribution of matter... So mysterious. Can't be physics though, cause that is boring and hard to understand, so good thing we ruled that out from the start.
It's fascinating to me how these people see everything as connected, but then miss the very obvious actual connections that we have discovered to exist.
Imagine seeing a cool looking rock and instead of saying "oh, that's neat" you say "this changes everything, the world must know!"
To be fair, that iiiis how geology works- just geology uses actual science lmao
I don't yet have a conspiracy theorist bingo card, but I do have a terrible video essayist bingo card and this guy hit all the prerequisites. Soft, reasonable voice; inoffensive piano music; citation-less statements; baseless connections/inferences; visuals/references that debunk their own theories.....
You get the idea. LOL. New subscriber and I'm binging before bed. 😁 👍
Guy: *sees literally any rock*
Him immediately: this is, in fact, evidence that there was a melted civilian of Atlantis in the heart of Utah
Lol
as a utahn, all of the shit to do with utah in his video is fucking HYSTERICAL
100% agrea
*hm, yes, this floor here looks like floor, but might be my melted grandmas remains..*
@@rynw.3867 what's it like to live on top of melted atlantis that's also india
"Who builds buildings on unlevel ground?...Talk to any engineer". Well, the College of Engineering at my university was built on a slope in 1905.
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“Behold, my house, and as you can see, it is on a SLOPE! OoOoOoO! Spooky Egyptian alien magic!”
My whole freaking city built on top of a marsh. :(
My college is a series of hills with buildings on them.
People who build on slopes are obviously not flat-earthers.
This guy's the king of "just trust me dude". Making stuff up in his brain and passing it off as fact 🤣 thanks for the awesome debunk!
As someone who still refuses to download Tik Tok. I really appreciate that you started making RUclips videos more often
My man, not only are you the most entertaining person on tiktok. You are exactly what the world needs right now, dismantling insane conspiracy theories with cold hard facts. I cannot wait for your ancient aliens series. Absolutely love your content.
Thank you so much my friend! It’s dirty work, but someones gotta do it. Making sure stuff like this isn’t allowed to proliferate is part of the responsibility of any sane person. Please continue to keep that mindset and point out bullshit whenever you see it. You never know, you just might save someone from being exposed to it!
I can't wait for Ancient Aliens debunking either. That was the funniest programme on TV. I dont undersrand how it never won any comedy awards 😂😂
True man
@@miniminuteman773more videos here please
@@miniminuteman773 will you consider debunking the new ancient Rome didn’t exist theory?
He forgot to mention all those "electrical patterns" on Mars. I guess the Egyptians had a "lightning melts my cities" problem no matter where their colonies were.
Didn't you know? Mars is a giant busted spaceship, and the reason it's red is because it's rust! Think a busted Death Star
@@tenebrousoul9368 oh crap they got a goddamn Death Star, we are all gonna die. 🙂
That's what you get for not worshiping Jupiter.
I mean, Mars is right next to it and he is just supposed to accept a total lack of temples for him?
@@user-zh4vo1kw1z that’s what the red spot is for. It’s the superlaser.
@@vadernation1233 or!
Is it the start of Mars assimilating/infecting its neighbours? Or the last remnants now that Jupiter is healing?
Just asking....
Omg. I was just going through all of my RUclips Smart Downloads that I didn't know were on my phone and came across this bad boy. I remember when this was released, and it was an instant subscribe for me. I had not, and still have not ever been on TikTok, so this was my very first exposure to Milo, and I've been a follower and fan ever since. It's nice to watch a RUclipsr's first YT video that I really enjoyed, and realize that they havent changed at all, and they are still doing the exact same things as they were in the beginning, and in all of the best possible ways. I'm so glad I found Milo's channel then, and I'm proud to still be a fan and viewer today, and I really look forward to see what him and his team create in the future.
Can we talk about the duck structure visible at 20:43. I believe there once was a globe spanning duck civilization, that created megastructures and atomic reactors, that once meldet during the junger drias impact😂
big rabbit is hiding the duck people from history books
I'm really feeling sorry for the man who made the melted building theory. He seems so desperate to understand the mysteries around him, but he fails at every step.
It's like he is holding a book upside down and is willing to consider any and all options on what it could mean and how to interprete it, except the option of turning it around.
It's just wild watching him say that the entire earth must have been flooded with mud, because for him the unbelievable alternative is just that humans would choose to build settlements on sloped surfaces
@@mellow_mallow I find it hilarious he has a replica of Rodin's 'The Thinker' on his desk.
@@wwiiinplastic4712 I didn't notice that but that's really funny
He won’t even consider the idea of an Ancient Earth, because he’s been brainwashed his entire life to believe that YEC is essential to believing in God.
I’m maybe 5-7 years younger than the original guy who made the theory, and I remember how intense the Creationist aspect of Evangelicals was back then. I was raised Catholic (who tend to believe in the scientific assessment of the Earth’s age & creation) and there was always this idea that people who believed in God and evolution at the same time were somehow lying about their faith.
So this dude has probably been brought up believing that anyone who believes differently than him is not only wrong, but also a liar. Which means if he can’t explain his beliefs…he’s a liar too
ETA: I do think it’s sad actually, the way Creationists do their thing is almost spiritual abuse. We (at Catholic school) were taught “God created evolution” and that the story of Genesis was a metaphor meant to explain the unexplainable to people who didn’t have the technology to even begin to understand it.
I’m no longer a Catholic, and I’m highly critical of Catholicism and organized religion in general, but I did feel like this was a good way of make sense of the science vs spirituality issue that so many people get hung up on
Off topic: this is funny to me personally because I used to read my textbooks upside down when I was a kid sometimes. I don't know why. I guess I thought someone would find it impressive. Try it for yourself you'll likely find it's not difficult at all.
i've found that conspiracy theories are actually really great for writing fiction. Imagine a planet covered in canyons and caves formed by an actual mega-death-laser striking it
NJ Jemisin's Broken Earth series did it well.
You can repurpose alot of it for fantasy settings too
The Underpowered Death Star theory. Or, as I like to call it, "the UDS theory"(trademark pending) is actually an example of the beauty industry deciding that planets could use a wrinkle remover.
When coming up with the design and specifications of this project, somebody forgot to carry the one in a critical calculation, and the UDS was born.
After a trial run created the Grand Canyon and the Marianas Trench, it was adjusted and subsequently used on Mars to horrific effect.
The project was shuttered and later revived by the Imperial Order for their own planetary beautification programs.
Edit....
On rereading this tattoo removal might be a better idea than wrinkles
@@M50A1 Exactly, taking the flat earth model and propping it up with magic and exploring how such a world would work is really interesting!
Biblaridon has a video on such a universe, where the world is a flat plane and light comes from 5 magical "suns" spinning a distance above the surface. Obviously this results in only a vanishingly small portion of the infinite plane being habitable and the area immediately under the suns being rather sweltering.
@@M50A1 Have you ever heard of Nausicäa and the Walley of the wind from Hayao Miyazaki?
Bro Im ngl your humour the way you write or just say what you say is incredible. Just in case you see this comment, from start to finish your RUclips videos are of impeccable quality. Its really something to be proud of and worth continuing the trend. Thank you
Put this on and my daughter immediately just chilled and started watching. Glad I'm raising her right
I love how painfully close he gets to a truth, usually “this looks like runoff” and then he immediately goes straight to “it must have been a mega lightning bolt/thermonuclear detonation.”
Looks like the apple fell out of the tree. A giant must have plucked it and put it on the ground.
I hear hooves. A noise that is produced when horses, zebras and similar animal run. Must be centaurs.
“This looks like runoff… of LAVA!”
Mega lightning bolt thermonuclear detonation sounds metal as fuck though
Because he is a grifter.
He knows the answer to that question its why he knows how to manipulate idiots to what he claims is the reasion.
This guy's setup with such a small fan base is becsuse he wants peoppe to buy his merchandise. And apparently they do brcsuse he has all this stuff.
I also love the idea that it HAS to be the Egyptians despite having other cultures that indeed built layered pyramids in the Americas 🤡 at least blame it on the Mayans or something, man, to make it a bit less of a ridiculous claim
Really funny how he chose two cultures from the other side of the planet when a few hundred miles south was a culture that literally did build pyramids. Such an odd man
The Egyptians got the land from the Mayans after playing a children's card.
As if there is some bias behind his claims, wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks the mayan pyramids were made by the Egyptians knowing how bizarre he is
@@victory8928 lmao
@@Deadxman616 Mayans beat the Egyptians in a game of thumb war, wake up smh
I know this video is ancient at this point, but I just wanted to touch on the point of why people need to be called out on their conspiracy theories, and also say that I appreciate that you're doing it, Milo. Someone has to, really _everyone_ has to, but your academic background and relatable way of speaking makes you a really great candidate for being the Loud One.
There are a lot of people out there who have their "pet" conspiracy theories, (Kubrick and the moon landing, for example) and yes, they look mostly harmless, but the problem with leaving any of these things standing is that they open doors to more insidious thoughts. Once you're just "asking questions", you can "ask questions" about some really dangerous topics.
"Asking questions" about vaccination leads to vaccine hesitancy, which leads to vaccine refusal, which leads to outbreaks of diseases almost no one has seen in 100 years in the west, and even leads to pets living shorter lives because people don't want their dogs to get autism. There are people alive _right now_ who knew people, usually children, who died of these very preventable diseases, and anti-vaxxers just somehow completely ignore that those people exist somehow; they say they want proof, but they don't trust scientists, which means they should trust anecdotes, right? The mental gymnastics and the hubris involved are just astounding.
All that to say, thanks for doing what you do man, keep it up! It's important work.
This has to be the most informative and entertaining decent into madness I have ever seen. A man at the mountains...wait...The Pyramids of Madness.
I feel like the worst problem in the theory is that apparently the "pyramid" in the grand canyon was melted in the same "mega lighting" that created the grand canyon... that it apparently was built in
wait.
Really?
No. They CAN'T be this stupid, can they?
I think my brain just short circuited
That's a very good point
I caught that too ☺️
That used to be flat ground. The mega lightning was so powerful it actually excavated the entire Grand Canyon and deposited the dirt in North Dakota, forming Mt Rushmore
@@Uhshawdude ever noticed how close the Rocky Mountains are to the Grand Canyon? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I love how he says it “looks too symmetrical” I guess butterflies and moths are actually man made lmfao
Don't forget birds
I’m waiting for someone to start spreading this in full seriousness
oh and don't forget about snowflakes. each one, man made. on god.
My sister in christ, you reinvented creationism
By the way they're ready robot flies drones and other insects you can pretty much create everything
The only reason people make conspiracies is because they wanna feel special and like they know more than the “common person”
Thank you for showing them that this is not the way to fix their insecurities
The music in that dude's video is doing A LOT of heavy lifting too. You put that mystical piano behind pretty much anything and it starts to sound mysterious.
so many of these ideas are so cool aesthetically like... these people need to stop doing conspiracy theories and start writing fantasy
hell yes like loads of conspiracy theories would be awesome in some fictional lore why waste all that creative talent
that’s exactly what i was thinking!! there’s so much potential there
Fantasy or like spy thrillers for some of the more modern ones.
I've been thinking about this kinda thing a lot. Imagine this kinda thing mixed with the Agartha (or hollow earth) conspiracy theory. These people are crazy but god do they have good imaginations
As someone who loves to create stories, I am so constantly mad that conspiracy theorists ruin amazing potential stories. For one, a plot about the government using medicine to save people from deadly disease as a way to microchip/gain control of its citizens? It’s got so much cool potential, but it can never be made because it would just fuel the conspiracy flames
I’m stunned that you didn’t mention how this cataclysmic heat storm that melted entire stone pyramids and buildings somehow didn’t melt the thin stone bridges connecting those very buildings together.
Seriously 😂
Seriously 😂
What stone bridges are you referring to?
@@MrThede02 the ones being talked about from roughly 16:15 to 16:33 as well as from 18:23 to 18:45
._. bro…
Alpha Talkz now has 22.6 THOUSAND subscribers. That in and off itself deserves a conspiracy theory video lol
Bots and people who would scrutinize his content
The start of the greatest history RUclips Channels
Bless you for your Work
i love when conspiracy theorists either point at or hide behind a vague hypothetical “they” because my immediate mental image is just a large group of non-binary people
Shh don't tell them about us!! We need to stay invisible until the next Visibility Day, and the melted buildings are where we derive our invisibility makeup from!!
Conspiracy theory= enby agenda
as a nonbinary person, I can assure you that yes, we *are* behid every conspiracy on earth. just for the heck of it. asexuals are gonna take over Canada, and nonbinary people are going... to... melt the Earth, apparently (as a non-binary asexual, I'm very busy; so many conspiracies)
@@yurier.7544 wait we are taking over canada? Shit i thought we were taking over chile!
@@generalgrievous2202 there's some of us who're taking over Denmark, too.
I guess it's a matter of personal preference.
7:30 friendly reminder fractal wood burning is highly dangerous and very easily could kill you, as the voltage is not regulated by your standard built-in off switch by your at home electricity (when detecting interference like a human body) since it’s passing through a makeshift toaster thing to get that high of a current into the wood. it’s neat but it’s dangerous just thought i should mention
THANK YOU
Yes, it can kill, and has killed.
Check out Anne Reardon's "How to Cook That". She debunks hacks and crafts. She did an excellent video on using microwave components to burn wood in these fractal patterns. She explains how and why it is so dangerous, and tells how people were killed doing this. (It was banned but is now back on)
Thank you for mentioning it! :O
Doesn't the wood also need to have been soaked in salt water, or am I wrong?
@@TheSchultinator I'm not sure exactly how it works but, yes, it requires lots of water and high voltage electricity. People have died and people have been horribly disfigured.
Crazy to see this after watching so many videos already. Your stuff is awesome. Appreciate it
15:06 I am pretty sure that the temple he is showing here saying it in India is actually a Cambodia temple. It been a few year since I was in Cambodia and I certainly don't know every Indian temples but I would put money on my guess
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I love how the heat was so immensely intense that it completely melted the entire "buildings" leaving no trace of their existence behind...but those "bridges" just...persevered.
Hello there...
Is that me? 🤔 🤣
Are you trying to use logic? How dare you.
That makes total sense. Bridges lead over rivers. Hot days heat the water and the bridge. The water steam goes up to the bridge and cools it down through thermodynamics. So the bridge gets watercooled by the river
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yes. it melted the buildings and rock in caves but not the bridges. because. science.
And a ton of life lol
I’m laughing so hard at the “who builds on a slope” thing lmfao. In all the buildings I’ve ever lived, not a single one was built on flat ground. When there’s an economic/social incentive to build in a hilly area, it’s not that hard to make it happen.
yeah dude's obvioulsy never been to an city built near a mountin.
My house is really old and is on a STEEP slope. I burst out laughing at that bit
Yeah, I just walk around my neighborhood and most of the houses are on slopes, all except the houses on the horizontal streets
The entire block my house is on was build on a slope so I can confirm it’s pretty common
Pittsburgh is one giant hilly city. The center is flat and very quickly becomes hilly as you move away from the point
The round balls are proof that there was once a Super Target in those locations
LOL
Ancient Target
“When the only evidence you have for something is saying it looks like something else, you’re probably wrong”.
This is so true. Also in other cases, too. A girl keeps pointing to every redhead and asks if they’re sibling. No, they just look like it.
"If it looks like a thing, it must be that thing" what a philosophy to live by. I wonder, if that dude stands on one side of a lake & can't see the other side, would he say "it's a secret ocean!"
Everything I ever needed to learn I learned from Monty Python. If she weighs as much as a duck...
“A horse has 4 legs and a head, therefore a table is a horse. A chicken has 2 legs and wings, therefore a bat is a chicken. A man has a face and two hands, therefore a clock is a man.”
No I do don’t think that’s how the holy grail sketch went
Boy oh boy he'd have grand time with the Great Lakes!
@@pucamisc *waves a plucked chicken in the air* BEHOLD A MAN
I used to LOVE conspiracy theories. So much fun to look at pseudo-evidence and ask “what if”. That’s been ruined once they actually started having real life consequences because people are dumb.
Disappointing evolution.
Conspiracy theories are fun in the same way fiction is fun. It's cool to think about but you know it's not actually real.
@@abigailsmith6000 Conspiracy theories irritate the holy heck out of me. It’s like fingernails on an intellectual chalkboard. I just can’t.
It's funny, 10+ years ago i was considered a "conspiracy theorist" (I've never really believed most conspiracy theories, i just find them entertaining/interesting) yet now I'm routinely called a skeptic even though my beliefs haven't really changed at all.
@@unkledoda420that’s really interesting, I guess it also shows how people have been polarized
10:30 "they don't really look like mountains at all" and what exactly do mountains look like? Is there a specific shape a mountain needs to be to be considered a mountain, or else it's suddenly a secret pyramid?
As a mountain, I am offended by the statement
I love the logic: classical architecture in a lot of places on earth has fractal elements in its design and partially resembles shapes found in nature because we as humans think it's pretty, therefore the natural features the buildings resemble must be built by humans too... Such sense. Much logic. Wow.
Wow, melting and erosion look crazy similar. It’s almost like there is some kind of force that pulls things down to the earth when they’re loosened or detached from the main structure.
And that the things that fall first don't leave room for those that come after which makes it pile up.
Maybe this could all be explained by some study involving the dynamics of fluidity. Call it fluid dynamics to explain how liquids, plasmas and gasses move in predictable patterns. Oh right. never mind.
It seriously is like this guy doesn't realise that there is more than one fluid that exists
@sapphinese It’s called Gravity relative to present elements
A lot of people don't understand the gravity of the situation.
*shows sandstone*
Him: this looks like sandstone-
Us: YES
Him: -because it’s the runoff of glass
Us: NOOOOO!
SPOT. ON. 🤣
Keep up the good work! For every quack out there we need people debunking them hard (and in a funny way). Also, you missed one point. The first "pyramid" he points out, at the bottom of a valley that was supposedly made by horizontal lighting (???) would imply that they made the building underground and then the lighting revealed it by creating the valley? Nice work, by the way, your videos cheer me up immensely (and are educational too!)
Absolutely enjoyable. Had a lovely time watching, and the important part at the end really made me satisfied. Thanks for protecting our scientific communities.
As an OSHA 10 certified person, the world's first documented OSHA violation nearly made me do a spit take 🤣
I want to add a like, but then it wouldn’t be 343 (Guilty Spark).
I've just realised something. If the "pyramid" in the grand canyon was made before the "global heating event", how would it be at the bottom of a canyon THAT WAS MADE IN THE SAME EVENT?!?
But yeah, anyway love your videos mate, absolutely brilliant.
Exactly. You see this all the time with archaeological conspiracy theories. They spend so much time "just asking questions" that eventually those questions contradict each other. Ancient Aliens has probably proposed at least a dozen explanations for how aliens built the Moai but never flinch as they propose another. They all work this way. Ancient Aliens, Melted Buildings, Tartaria, Mud Flood, Atlantis and so on all just involve being confused in the general direction of a question and acting like that is an answer.
Yeah, I was wondering the same XD.
@@sealeo5772 That's the problem with conspiracy theories: there is nearly infinite ways to say "It COULD have happened like this," especially when you ignore more concrete evidence. The imagination is near limitless when you allow yourself to pick and choose things like most conspiracy theorists do.
I love Milo’s videos. I actually have a miniminuteman conspiracy bingo card that I fill out while watching these lol. Almost always get a bingo, I’m one space away for this one and not even halfway there 😂
My favorite space on the card is “Milo’s cat says hi” btw 😂😂
God watching stuff like this makes me feel so much better about myself
When I was in fifth or six grade we had a science fair. I did the “dripping water from bath tub faucet onto bar of soap” “experiment.” I thought it was a silly one but given how this guy doesn’t understand erosion, I’m thinking he should do that experiment.
Soap ....or an tiny weenie mega city . I found a feature on the floor so I can now prove Angeles are real .
Me, third grade science fair.
Different colors and layers of jello in a large glass dish.
Board reads "MOUNTAIN FORMATION"
To demonstrate plate tectonics, I shoved my hand straight down and (slowly) pushed the jello to one side.
there's also that place in japan which has done it with **rock** for like a century with impressive erosive results. Not sarcasm, they put rock slabs below taps to see what would happen.
As a Californian, I can confirm that the state used to be an ancient Egyptian skyscraper megacity thousands of years ago with windows made of rocks
As a montanian, I can confirm we are just a giant lake owned japan. 巨大なモンスターを無視すれば、泳ぐのはとても楽しいです
I'm from Miami. Everything down here was originally made from cocaine. That's why they had to dump a swamp on top of it, and a bunch of muck and what not, and we ship sand in to cover all of our beaches. Though I've heard the cocaine was still fairly easy to reach in the 70's and 80's, I was just a kid then. The government is secretly really happy that we're going to be underwater soon because they'll finally be able to stop buying sand to cover up all the coke.
I can also confirm, as an Ex-Californian who lived on the coast, just be careful, I heard the US Government is kidnapping those who give away their secre-
Those "rocks" were actually glass spheres which simply appear to be rocks, for... ummmm... reasons. 🙄
Personally, I think big spheres of ancient glass would have made excellent windows. The views through them must have been breathtaking.😂😂😂
Sounds like the Flintstones
Nice work. I like your musical selection, too.
Love the bolo tie & bandana combo. Very dashing.
I honestly think these people just haven't spent enough time out in the natural world. Around the time you find your 10th heart shaped rock you start to understand that these things just happen.There are literally thousands of mountains and uncountable hills, it's hardly surprising a couple of them look a little bit like a pyramid from the right angle.
unfortunately there is money in spewing nonsense, I can say the sky is orange, and that the Big Government hides the truth with Vaccines and my video will be 100 million views and I will get rich immediately, I can even amass a group following that will send me money to spew more truth before I am assassinated by the secret cabal of aliens.
There is too many people out there looking for nonsense because they can't fathom why their life sucks, it can't be that they are the reason, it must be Big Government, aliens, monsters, it must be those secrets that my life sucks, and they will pay to keep that illusion true.
I won't do this because I will be knowingly destroying lives of people, and I can't handle that, but many online can and will, because they place themselves above everyone else and what if they kill themselves because of me, it doesn't bother them.
Also, I love how these theorists talk about things being "too symmetrical", oh it's too "too symmetrical to be natural". Bro go outside, nature is full of symmetry lol. Leaves, flowers, rocks ect. Most natural formations will be symmetrical or close to it. I mean look at snowflakes and ice crystal formations. Just a bit of wider and more in depth thinking and we wouldn't be here XD
You and I would start to get a clue after the 10th heard shaped rock. I am in a number of PNW rockhounding groups -- constant stream of people who proudly show off their fossil hearts and kidneys. Again and again. And will defend their claims to the death.
@@seanlarabee6300in my house alone, there is a spot in a rock that looks ridiculously similar to the shape of Albania, as well as a rock with a similar shape to France. Yet the dude doesn't seem to understand gravity
@@unclenought6385in summary, a very complex way of saying "touch grass"
Every time a conspiracy theorist says "science can't explain" I roll my eyes so hard it is painful. There are many things science can't explain, this is not one of them.
And everytime science explains them wrong they say its fraud elitist slave science :-D
99% of the time they say that, science can in fact explain it easilly. And the rest of the time, there are many more credible theories.
And the biggest joke about that is that science cannot explain anything. That's not its job. Science is putting what we can observe about something into words, which are then measured against their capability to correctly predict other stuff.
Most of what those nut jobs call science isn't science at all. It is observed facts.
Science can't explain why that makes your eyes hurt!
"Science can't explain" is nothing more than a confession that they never tried to understand science's explanation
Your explanation was delightful. Keep debunking.
This was a great breakdown and I'm so glad you're providing resistance to conspiracy social media.
It is very disappointing to see so many Christians falling for this stuff. Christian intellectuals like Johannes Kepler used to be participating at the forefront of real science, furthering an understanding of the world rather than...whatever this guy was doing. That wasn't even an in-context interpretation of the passage from Ezekiel. It's like he slapped it onto the tail end of the argument just to pander, and unfortunately, I've seen that method work on well-meaning folks.
Ezekiel 22 is a prophecy about Jerusalem, it very clearly says so... not any of the places in the video.
When 'they' (in this case, conspiracy theorists) do things like comparing electrical damage to wood to the grand canyon, and deciding it must be the same cause, it's like saying: We have seen lines drawn by pencil, and when you look at a highway from above it's a line, therefore highways must have been formed by giant pencils.
“If you look at these two points, you will see a straight line between them”
@@normalhuman9878 NO WAY
Next thing you'll tell me is that if you connect 5 points in all ways to each other, you'll form a pentagram...
@@smergthedargon8974 i have discovered that the pentagon has 5 points and you know what else has 5 points a pentagram therefore the pentagon is run by devils and the elections are rigged to give control to the next incarnation of satan at each election. Checkmate atheists.
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As someone who knows an engineer:
They literally don't give a shit. Nothing can stop them from doing their work. Trust me, I've given him multiple challenging terrains to make a sketch of the house he would build there and he did it perfectly almost every time. I mean hell, here in Serbia there's literally a house on a rock in the middle of a river. I'm not joking just look up "Kućica na Drini" (or kucica na Drini it doesn't matter)
Moral of the story: engineers are unstoppable
I can easily give something that will stop an engineer: Budget restrictions
TRUST ME, I'M AN ENGINEER
@@seighartmercury I heard bullets work too.
Tačno tako Brate, inžinjera zaustaviti ništa neće!
Alright I'll admit that house is pretty awesome lol
a lot of natural phenomenon follow a fractal pattern. Plants also grow in a fractal shape, this doesn't mean they were caused by electricity. Clouds also fallow a fractal pattern. Also not created by electricity.
Thats just what big electricity wants you to think....
I wanted to come back to the start it’s nice you have done so well.
I just noticed something: at 20:56, the so-called "rock" to your right *looks like* a fresh loaf of sourdough bread. Therefore, I conclude that it is, in fact, a fossilized bread loaf, since that's all you need to prove a theory apparently.
Sometimes when cats sleep they look like a bread loaf..... And Egyptians venerated cats🤔 they even mummified them! 🤯 everything is just Egyptian bread cats and mega lightning!
🙃
@els1f which proves that the Egyptians came from Venus riding on nuclear bombs.
that's dwarven battle bread *nods sagely*
Well, I just realised that trees look just like Lichtenberg figures, so clearly they must have been made by an electrical current from inside the earth's core.
Guys I'm really scared, I see this pyramid-looking thing that people are calling a "mountain" whatever that is. I think they've been brainwashed by the government who are also aliens.
On the Lichtenberg argument: It’s been observed that flow of any kind, such as people, marbles, or electrical current generally follows the same principles as flowing water. It would only make sense that the patterns formed by water searching for a place to pool and current searching for a place to ground would resemble each other.
No no it CLEARLY means a giant ancient laser carved the canyon
@@pash_4904 just the covenant glassing earth several thousand years ago, turns out halo was real and the halos activated thousands of years ago.
@@15firekid
Ah so that's why there's no sentient life to be found anywhere on the internet
Nature repeats itself, and this is the path of least resistance.
Idk man. I'm always fascinated by things, so I learned about them, but I feel like conspiracy theorist decide to just assume stuff about things they find "interesting" instead of figuring out what is known and why it's known
"Terrible conspiracy guy" in the search bar. 😂😂😂
Love you and what you do Milo!
The weirdest thing about religious people not crediting erosion is that a few hundred years ago religious people believing in erosion gave rise to the existence of gargoyles
Im a Southern Baptist, a sect of Christianity, and I can say this melted buildings dude is off his rocker. One thing is that a lot of religions take everything in their script as literal when a lot of the times it isnt literal. Like when in the Bible it talks about not consuming the blood of man and then Jehovah’s Witnesses say blood transfusions are satanic.
Uh. No. It means you shouldnt kill or delight in violence. Not literally consuming or taking in other’s blood. This happens a lot in all sorts of religions. I believe in God, but I also recognize that when the Bible was written, man was still learning about a lot of natural processes. What could’ve been 6 days for God couldve been billions of years for literally everything else. I also believe that man had misinterpreted some parts of scripture at the time and now. Religion is more of a moral compass and how to live/act. It isnt scientific since at the time it was written, science didnt even technically exist. Or at least not modern scientific processes.
Pyramid-like structures. You know, things which are smaller at the top than the bottom. There's no way something that tapers could exist in nature.
Especially not when gravity exists and water takes the path of least resistance
There's no way rocks would tend to settle in a stable pattern, and people in ancient times figured arranging bricks in the same way would prevent them from toppling over.
It’s impossible
Mountains 🏔 ❓
@@dianewood2430 mountains don’t exist
Re: The Grand Canyon, his logic totally breaks down. The canyon is supposed to be created by a mega lightning bolt, but a pyramid, that was built in the canyon, before it existed, was also melted by the same mega-bolt that created the canyon???
Don't you see, that just means the ground used to be flat there. No-one would build at the bottom of a canyon, so there must not have been a canyon. The building sank when the ground under it melted. That's also why it blends with the ground - they were melting at the same time and fused together.
Stop thinking like a conspiracy theorist
@@meepmerp6935 just stop thinking altogether, i guess. Why not
Well, if you throw out the entire science of geology I guess you can argue whatever dating scheme you want
@@NotTheDAHASAG return to monke
Ah yes, the mysterious and elusive concept known as the path of least resistance, it’s almost like electricity and water naturally follow whatever path resists their passage the least.
17:38 and this section is the best description of conspiracy theories by example. The stuff they come up with is so fing wild
Every time I see a conspiracy like this I just think, “wow, that would be a really cool creation myth for a fantasy world”.
These guys should just write books, the wrath of the gods melting and reshaping the world leaving behind molten ruins sounds awesome.
These conspiracy theorists seriously missed their true calling as fiction authors (not that they aren't already)
honestly, great idea! ive been struggling with creation myths for my own fantasy world, ty for da help internet stranger
There's lore kinda similar to that in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. On Tatooine you can learn about an ancient orbital bombardment that turned most all of the surface of Tatooine to glass. Over time the glass got ground down into the sand that comprises Tatooines great deserts
I desperately want to write a fantasy book where the world was destroyed in a war between the gods, leaving behind shattered ruins and a landscape made unrecognizable by storms and lightning, and though mankind has managed to eke out a living in this post-apocalyptic land, someone is vying to restart the war that destroyed everything.
They should really go the L. Ron Hubbard route. Obviously besides the space cult and authoritarian aspect, of course.
As someone who grew up in the south west, and who revisits the best sites every year, it is exceedingly clear to me that Alpha Talkz has never actually seen any of these things in person. You can see arches in the process of formation, and you can watch canyons forming pretty much in real time. Geological formations do not exist in a time vacuum.
hell as a kid I used to check how this dirt hill near my house would change after it rained cause I thought it was so cool it looks like a small river going down the side how does this dude ignore basic shit you can see outside
In the forest next to where I grew up, there is a small but somewhat steep dirt road. As it's always repaired with sand, whenever it rains moderately, you can see the whole erosion process scaled down but at high speed.
It's also a great place to look for seashells.
it's kind of clear he's either playing a character or some screws in that head aren't all on there.
Gradualism? Nope.
Catastrophism? Nah.
Aliens? ABSOLUTELY!
@@slappy8941 Well, aliens are the only logical solution, after all! /s
LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS, Bro!!!!
Desided to go back to the start of these amazing videos and I am so happy to see how much traffic this video is still getting
Fun fact: The great pyramid of Giza *also* has fossils in it, because it was made of limestone blocks that had fossils in them. They're actually pretty easy to find if you visit it and wander around the base looking moderately closely at the building blocks.
Fascinating, very cool bit of knowledge. Doesn’t change the other details of the mountain that still made that one a mountain. (The stratigraphy is my fav example)
@@harrogeorge7878 100% true!
@@Abahrelgazalia ok i did confirm that there fossils in the pyramid, because saying 100% true makes it seem like you just up some wild BS. But yeah really interesting fact.
@@noskillrequired9532 Ah, sorry. '100% true' was meant to be a reply to Hairy_cube's comment about the other details of the mountain that made it clearly a mountain: "It's 100% true that the presence of ex situ fossils in the Great Pyramid does not change the fact that Gebel Dist is a mountain."
Fascinating.
It's ironic that the man completely brushes past the black pyramid, which is an actual melted building.
3:40 watch
@@Montananmooseloverbrushes past =/= never mentioned. he didn’t focus on it.
@@ZerglingLoverwho didn't?
@@Sergote12them
Hey maniminuteman I have to say I am proud of you for what it's worth I didn't know you at one time or only doing little tiktok videos the first time I saw you was on RUclips shorts but I went to your channel and it was probably last year he's mad young and he's not looking like an archaeologist at all. But I listened and saw that you are actually not fake I think you said you had a PhD I might be making that up though and if so that's really impressive but anyway you go on site you make someone entertaining videos they're definitely of quality that you could call them academic almost...
Anyway if you were only making little shorts at one time and you weren't all that happy to be able to do these long ass videos is really a great accomplishment because the information on them is dank as hell the production quality is good enough I mean they're not Syfy adventures
I hope you make a reasonable living off of your endeavors because when I saw you go to gobekli tepe and the other tepe... You are like a giddy little kid actually excited and it shows with the amount of information that you really do put forth it is refreshing to say the least and you deserve to eek out an existence with this so that you can keep doing it for the good of all humanity
idk if anyone has pointed this out before, but around 14:02 there is a formation that looks like a happy little person to the right of you, and it made me happy 😊
I've got to give this guy credit for the sheer confidence he seems to have when he says something "looks like Atlantis..." Like has he seen Atlantis up close? What else is he hiding from us?
Easy to find a sunken city when you're drowning in your own bullshit
@@juniperrodley9843 Lmao brilliant reply
@@Llamalad12 what'd he say
@@zerglinglover2303 No one knows
@@couldbedog9735 juniper rodley and llamalad might
I’m- a little worried about that conspiracy theorist. It’s like he grew up in a bunker with his only exposure to the outside world being Ancient Aliens and the Bible. He doesn’t seem to understand ANY of the basic mechanics of the world around him to the point where I have trouble believing he even went to school. Can someone go check on him?
Dont worry , he came out to vote Trump :-D
@@herzkine PFFFFF this made me laugh too hard
He looks so lost in that video. Like that moment with fly, he is clearly shocked from something being alive.
Don’t worry, most of the people I went to school with had no understanding of the mechanics of the world around them. On second thought, maybe worry.
@@hlibushok check out the comments on his video and the type of people he attracts. yikes.
I wish I worked at RUclips, shit like that guys video would be gone immediately, kudos to you for debunking him.
RUclips could use some help. I’ve seen channels demonetized after baseless accusations, videos debunking pseudoscience taken down because the algorithm thinks they _promote_ pseudoscience, and unwarranted copyright strikes on parodies and fair use content. Meanwhile, spam bot comments everywhere and crap like this spreading nonsense.
@@mjjoe76 All an absolute good for youtube because activity, good or bad, drives money.
“ it looks like these rock bridges are connected one rock to another rock “ killed me for some reason