Kevin Samuels (PARODY)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @yaboyjonez9476
    @yaboyjonez9476 3 года назад +2031

    "How tall are you?"
    "I'm like 5'9" and a half."
    "Ok so your 5'7." 😆😂

    • @shevettejackson.
      @shevettejackson. 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @bye6558
      @bye6558 3 года назад +16

      🤣

    • @AN-fg4cd
      @AN-fg4cd 3 года назад +47

      Your short a#$ needs to focus on...😂😂😂

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 года назад +11

      LMFAOOO

    • @MrsNicolas
      @MrsNicolas 3 года назад +22

      I guess I need to say that I'm 6 feet then 🤷🏽‍♀️ ( I'm actually 5'10).

  • @ErikasCorner
    @ErikasCorner 3 года назад +3850

    You forgot to mention, "Don't over talk me" and "Unmute yourself" LOL. Classics

  • @AnthonyBrianLogan
    @AnthonyBrianLogan 3 года назад +860

    This is the best one I've seen so far. Shoutout to you sir

    • @Nemesis.Project1
      @Nemesis.Project1 3 года назад +64

      Did not expect ABL here

    • @CeeloThatMane
      @CeeloThatMane 3 года назад +17

      @@Nemesis.Project1 RIGHT 😂😂😂

    • @Dynasty19
      @Dynasty19 3 года назад +8

      Right, he really got everything down to a science from the mannerisms, to the swift bait and switch insults, all the way down to the straightening of the blazer at mid conversation 😂 this was too good

    • @waltglass7055
      @waltglass7055 3 года назад +11

      Mr Anthony Brian Logan. Keep doing what you doing my G. Big fan

    • @gasmask5872
      @gasmask5872 3 года назад +3

      Girlhefunny had the best one

  • @DAVESPEPSI
    @DAVESPEPSI 3 года назад +2596

    This wasn't a parody this was pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cdale211989
    @cdale211989 3 года назад +1142

    “I’m trying to be nice” that’s Kevin’s finishing line lol.

    • @Kyxfinesse
      @Kyxfinesse 3 года назад +59

      That’s when you know it’s over

    • @Sleepwalkyr
      @Sleepwalkyr 3 года назад +17

      I been saying that in real life for a minute 💀

    • @ksager123
      @ksager123 3 года назад +4

      @@Sleepwalkyr exactly bruh. Its hard being nice to them

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 3 года назад +8

      "Ma'am, check that shit..."

    • @anthonyt425
      @anthonyt425 3 года назад

      @@KtotheG “What the French toast.”

  • @msnicolevickers
    @msnicolevickers 3 года назад +726

    Guy - "I'm 5'.9"
    Kevin - "You're 5'.7"
    😂

  • @justinhadley6305
    @justinhadley6305 3 года назад +2873

    Kevin Samuel's show is one of those shows where you already know what's going to happen and it's still funny.

    • @prew_gaming
      @prew_gaming 3 года назад +45

      Facts

    • @beebro338
      @beebro338 3 года назад +32

      You ain't lieing.

    • @DreaLife1
      @DreaLife1 3 года назад +16

      Factsss lol

    • @shemthom31
      @shemthom31 3 года назад +45

      The callers actually get more insane

    • @peeweeOnG
      @peeweeOnG 3 года назад +5

      Naaaaawwwwww fooooooeeeereeeeeeaaaaalllll 😂😂😂

  • @-TheMaskedMan-
    @-TheMaskedMan- 3 года назад +1043

    “DON’T TALK OVER ME,” “LETS GET THE LIKES UP.”

    • @itsjustJemima
      @itsjustJemima 3 года назад +2

      Haha I love it

    • @EdenSophia118
      @EdenSophia118 3 года назад +7

      Get the likes up and make that money off of people who love to be entertained with putting each other down while being targeted by the Racist White Supremacists and do absolutely nothing about THAT.

    • @crazedadventurer5717
      @crazedadventurer5717 3 года назад +16

      @@EdenSophia118 women needs their delusions broken

    • @evraljones9862
      @evraljones9862 3 года назад +12

      @@EdenSophia118 make your own channel

    • @odd_el_toxico_g-coin_logis8474
      @odd_el_toxico_g-coin_logis8474 3 года назад +10

      @@EdenSophia118 wtf are you talking about, you’re on a parody video!

  • @djtv6618
    @djtv6618 3 года назад +818

    “5’11 265 that’s giving me Queen Latifah vibes” LMAOOOOO

    • @legalwrits2421
      @legalwrits2421 3 года назад +48

      Most high value men are not into ... built like a cafeteria lady lol

    • @djtv6618
      @djtv6618 3 года назад +1

      @@legalwrits2421 💯

    • @Tammy-vt1vb
      @Tammy-vt1vb 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @leburneraccount3350
      @leburneraccount3350 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @qkwasii6
      @qkwasii6 3 года назад +10

      Certified linebacker

  • @redguard2529
    @redguard2529 3 года назад +1311

    "You can't keep losers interested in you..."
    Gut punch.

  • @moliereshakespeare3730
    @moliereshakespeare3730 3 года назад +1231

    you forgot the famous line: "Don't over tallk me"

    • @eddymarino2964
      @eddymarino2964 3 года назад +26

      Lmfao

    • @RikusonOne
      @RikusonOne 3 года назад +80

      "Ma'am I'm an image consultant!"

    • @beebro338
      @beebro338 3 года назад +70

      Ma' am am not going to do this with you. Im trying to be nice.

    • @Lhoyte1
      @Lhoyte1 3 года назад +39

      "Unmute yourself"

    • @MrGman166
      @MrGman166 3 года назад +23

      But ma'am you have to understand there is a fitness component to it.

  • @TheLastOutlaw-KTS
    @TheLastOutlaw-KTS 3 года назад +448

    "you ain't got Ciara looks, Ciara money and you can't even 1-2 step" AM GONE

    • @julielove8932
      @julielove8932 3 года назад +8

      😂

    • @chloelincoln9095
      @chloelincoln9095 3 года назад +15

      That was the part to me u can't 1 2 step 😭

    • @ajh.4131
      @ajh.4131 3 года назад +9

      I was almost certain he was gonna say, “..and you probably don’t have a Ciara body.” 🤭

    • @ct5951
      @ct5951 3 года назад +1

      😆

  • @Lomanjalo
    @Lomanjalo 3 года назад +1210

    It's low key not even a parody, this is actually what the guy is like lol

  • @ogbino
    @ogbino 3 года назад +661

    “How tall are you?” “Dress size?” 😂

    • @KEwashe
      @KEwashe 3 года назад +8

      lmaooooo

    • @michaelrsmith2012
      @michaelrsmith2012 3 года назад +13

      I want that on a t shirt

    • @anthonyt425
      @anthonyt425 3 года назад +3

      That’s a classic. 😭

    • @Rocanala
      @Rocanala 3 года назад +5

      Ikr. What grown straight man knows anything about women’s dress sizes?!?!?

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 3 года назад +11

      @@Rocanala You hurt 😂

  • @Jspore-ip5rk
    @Jspore-ip5rk 3 года назад +804

    This guy acts more like Kevin Samuels than Kevin Samuels does. "Built like a cafeteria lady, 265?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gen2K
    @Gen2K 3 года назад +1234

    "I'm like 5'9 and a half"
    Kevin Knowing that's 🧢: "So your 5'7."

  • @TrevieTrev
    @TrevieTrev 3 года назад +429

    “I’m a PHD”😂😂

    • @MeshTheSnake
      @MeshTheSnake 3 года назад +13

      kills me every time 😂😂😂

    • @Grimmes12
      @Grimmes12 3 года назад +13

      Preach! And the slap lmao

    • @FlexSZN23
      @FlexSZN23 3 года назад +5

      I want a dessert not a dissertation.

    • @BjtheLawyer_
      @BjtheLawyer_ 3 года назад

      @@FlexSZN23 lmao

    • @EdenSophia118
      @EdenSophia118 3 года назад +7

      @kelvin martinez No. They do not have PhDs. And instead of putting their women down for being EDUCATED, they should be UNITING with them and strategizing, mobilizing, building economic empowerment, building needed facilities for their communities, building up families, becoming independent communities, being the envy of other nations, and gaining the respect of their women and other nations. Yes sir. Our communities could definitely benefit from those B.A.s, M.A.s and PhDs. If only the men would put aside their envy and false, puffed up pride. We would definitely be on to something.

  • @ChrisfromDevelopment
    @ChrisfromDevelopment 3 года назад +220

    “UH UH You not gone talk over me!” “Turn RUclips off in the background”
    “Buy a dog”
    LOL classic.

  • @Kiyadew.
    @Kiyadew. 3 года назад +393

    Omg . Kevin need to see this. You forgot his favorite word “ What the French toast” , then unmute yourself. Be nice to me, I’ll be nice to u.
    Phdddddddd

  • @user-gd7mr5bx1l
    @user-gd7mr5bx1l 3 года назад +570

    Parodies are supposed to be exaggerated, this "parody" is pretty much how kevin conducts his shows, no exaggerations 🤣

    • @antoinekoory4756
      @antoinekoory4756 3 года назад +60

      It’s hard to exaggerate KS content, I can’t even imagine what that would look like

    • @martelljhixson
      @martelljhixson 3 года назад +8

      Facts lol.

    • @onode797
      @onode797 3 года назад +3

      @@antoinekoory4756 watch girlhefunyaf video parody lol. It’s just a little exaggerated

    • @Magibatproductions
      @Magibatproductions 3 года назад +5

      If anything, it's tamer 😂

    • @maryanne2025
      @maryanne2025 3 года назад +1

      yooooo true

  • @bennhemi8203
    @bennhemi8203 3 года назад +116

    “5’9 n a half..”
    “ ..Okay so you’re 5’7”😂😂

  • @thomaswhite7718
    @thomaswhite7718 3 года назад +138

    He keeps the same energy for men too! Glad you had that portion in your skit

    • @Charles_N
      @Charles_N 3 года назад +23

      Facts..women complaining about how KS going in on females.
      He been giving guys that same energy since the beginning

    • @Sir_Sensei
      @Sir_Sensei 3 года назад +14

      He be giving us WORSE energy lol. He’ll at least show compassion to women that come with a good mindset. Ain’t NO excuses for us lol

    • @victoriawallace3955
      @victoriawallace3955 3 года назад +8

      Man said you’re a certified loser 😩 Goddamn.

    • @Breeze06
      @Breeze06 3 года назад +5

      They don't want to talk about that though.

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 3 года назад +2

      And for white people too but they like to act like he hates bw

  • @shanehall50
    @shanehall50 3 года назад +638

    He forgot "You can't speak over me"

    • @tpindell3
      @tpindell3  3 года назад +115

      🤣🤣

    • @SaniBravo
      @SaniBravo 3 года назад +4

      Hahaaa

    • @Grimmes12
      @Grimmes12 3 года назад +20

      And the Red Bull and the official Kevin Samuels songs

    • @carlmcfarlane8877
      @carlmcfarlane8877 3 года назад +25

      " Height, weight and dress size "

    • @raymeester7883
      @raymeester7883 3 года назад +1

      Yeah! I was kind of disappointed.

  • @LifeofNae
    @LifeofNae 3 года назад +518

    Ya"ll really want a Future, and try to turn him into Russell. Lmao

    • @chestergrimes3
      @chestergrimes3 3 года назад +12

      I was just about to type this . That line HIT 🎯

    • @shaunpream505
      @shaunpream505 3 года назад +10

      It’s facts

    • @SirYeetus
      @SirYeetus 3 года назад +23

      @Kimmminem West Tell that to his 6 baby mamas, one of them who ran to Russell when she tried to change Future. When it comes to passing on his genes, future is winning. 🤷‍♂️

    • @nimanixo
      @nimanixo 3 года назад +9

      @@SirYeetus how is having that many children to 6 baby mothers winning? Lol that’s sad actually

    • @SirYeetus
      @SirYeetus 3 года назад +17

      @@nimanixo If you had a man perspective, you'd understand. That's our biological goal is to pass on genes as much as possible.

  • @MrTykimw
    @MrTykimw 3 года назад +366

    Y’all want a future but you wanna turn him into a Russell, Mans hit the nail directly on the head 😭😭😭😭

    • @tazsaalim8710
      @tazsaalim8710 3 года назад +21

      YES SIIIIIR THIS NIGGA SPITTIN

    • @burritobob69
      @burritobob69 3 года назад +5

      Right!

    • @chriseze8893
      @chriseze8893 3 года назад +3

      🤣💣💥

    • @camryjohnson5882
      @camryjohnson5882 3 года назад +7

      I've been thinking this for a while and it's very accurate 💯💯💯💯

    • @megamoneyk
      @megamoneyk 3 года назад +3

      Immature people be tripping

  • @Authenticleatrice
    @Authenticleatrice 3 года назад +234

    “I’m trying to be nice, I’m really trying to be nice” 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BeautyGraphicDesigner
    @BeautyGraphicDesigner 3 года назад +485

    You forgot “Rate yourself on a scale from 1 to 10 but you can’t use 7”! 😭😂🤣

  • @sebas3682
    @sebas3682 3 года назад +564

    Kevin : how tall are you?
    Men: I’m 5’9”
    Kevin: okay so you’re 5’7”
    😂 😂

  • @dcwoods2211
    @dcwoods2211 3 года назад +194

    Her: You don’t know my story.
    KS: listen, the world doesn’t care about your story, nor does it owe a understanding for the choices you made..

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 3 года назад +11

      Exactly... they act like their "reasons" for failure is supposed to give them a pass. If a man doesn't want a baby mama, nothing you say will change that. You're still a baby mama at the end of the day and that kid is going nowhere.

    • @malcolminthemiddle8777
      @malcolminthemiddle8777 3 года назад +3

      Facts tho

    • @faithfm1
      @faithfm1 3 года назад +3

      He's just a lazy thinker

    • @veronicavaldez1896
      @veronicavaldez1896 3 года назад +2

      The world doesn't owe you understanding lol haha

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 3 года назад +2

      @@faithfm1 How so?

  • @thunderscorpion770
    @thunderscorpion770 3 года назад +279

    "I got Friends on my playstation" 😂😂😂

    • @tonytemple8195
      @tonytemple8195 3 года назад +14

      Basically, "I've got 1340 friends"...........
      on Facebook 😆😂🤣

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 3 года назад +4

      I feel attacked

    • @vsoym
      @vsoym 3 года назад

      @@youngknowledgeseeker lol

  • @justinpatterson9730
    @justinpatterson9730 3 года назад +262

    Kevin Samuels has hit mainstream media it’s lit boys!!!

    • @ethericdezigns1528
      @ethericdezigns1528 3 года назад +1

      Yeeep!

    • @EdenSophia118
      @EdenSophia118 3 года назад +13

      Of course he has. A bm is EXPLOITING his own people as opposed to fighting Racism White Supremacy. That is the kind of bm they love and will rally around.

    • @NewscasterNews4
      @NewscasterNews4 3 года назад +27

      @@EdenSophia118 Kevin Samuels has done more in six months for the black community than BLM ever has in its entire existence but keep spewing your NPC talking points

    • @summera4019
      @summera4019 3 года назад +9

      Girl what? ExpLoiting His won people? haha haha just because he was truthful to the women and men that call in. he ain’t lie. Sadly, that’s how society works and he’s just giving us game. Grow up girl

    • @rona175
      @rona175 3 года назад +8

      @@NewscasterNews4 what did Kevin Samuels do for the black community

  • @hpthevet
    @hpthevet 3 года назад +161

    "this is not Netflix we dont care about your damn story" lol

  • @willettenash4145
    @willettenash4145 3 года назад +384

    "Get the likes up" "Don't make me play this song"

  • @Danielle310921
    @Danielle310921 3 года назад +186

    This whole video is straight accuracy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoEggCraig
    @NoEggCraig 3 года назад +202

    This man did his research 😂 the only thing missing in the red bull in a glass and a cool but distracting twirly metal thing on the side. Spot on man!

    • @butterflyqueen9260
      @butterflyqueen9260 3 года назад +6

      Omg you watch him too?

    • @NoEggCraig
      @NoEggCraig 3 года назад +2

      @@butterflyqueen9260 haha yeah I love his show!

    • @itsjustJemima
      @itsjustJemima 3 года назад +5

      Haha and his candle of the evening 🕯️😍😍

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 года назад +2

      And don’t over talk me 😂😂😂

    • @charleneWL
      @charleneWL 3 года назад

      Yes 😂😂

  • @rajsel8761
    @rajsel8761 3 года назад +223

    You forgot
    1) smelling the colognes,
    2) and than drinking the redbull!
    3) And "get the French toast out of here"
    4) most classic "You need therapy"

    • @Quantum_015
      @Quantum_015 3 года назад +24

      5) You’re Average at best

    • @LuxLife24
      @LuxLife24 3 года назад +3

      @@Quantum_015 Kevin is average at best with his dl azz

    • @acharich
      @acharich 3 года назад +1

      #4 😅😅😅

    • @lolsmileyface1057
      @lolsmileyface1057 3 года назад +4

      You forgot another classic:
      5) you’re going to die alone
      😂😂😂

    • @Quantum_015
      @Quantum_015 3 года назад

      @@LuxLife24 Lol 😂

  • @mrg5212
    @mrg5212 3 года назад +306

    I was waiting for one of the women to say “I’m a PhD!!” That would of killed me! 😂

    • @myyjoi19
      @myyjoi19 3 года назад +11

      Would have**... clearly you're not a ph.d lol

    • @myyjoi19
      @myyjoi19 3 года назад +7

      @Kimmminem West nothing...his ignorance and insecurity is showing

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 3 года назад +11

      BRUH, you got these girls hurt in the replies 😂😂😂

    • @mrg5212
      @mrg5212 3 года назад +4

      @MyJoi, Yup “I’m not a PhD” and I have no desires to be a PhD. Lol

    • @mrg5212
      @mrg5212 3 года назад +9

      @ Kimmminem West, this is a parody!! Stop being so emotional. 😂

  • @sapphire125582
    @sapphire125582 3 года назад +343

    You forgot “danngeeerrr zooonnnnneee”

    • @thoughtprocess8730
      @thoughtprocess8730 3 года назад +3

      Girl he be like: “Mam, you’re in the danger zone!”

    • @JAB58
      @JAB58 3 года назад +11

      But his own Mom was remarried at 50 lol

    • @DarthFurie
      @DarthFurie 3 года назад +15

      @@JAB58 yes, it happens. But not if you have an attitude towards men and are delusional about yourself and what you are able to attract. I don't really care for KS but a lot of his points are right

    • @defjulz
      @defjulz 3 года назад +3

      @@JAB58 dangerzone is for pregnancy and marrying a high value man. He said his mom didn’t marry a high value man.

  • @melvinmadedx1658
    @melvinmadedx1658 3 года назад +515

    I can’t believe people already doing skits of this guy. I never knew he was going to blow up like this. Last time I checked he had like 90k subscribers. I turn around for two seconds and This man almost already have 500k subs.

    • @iTROLLxTHExTROLLZ
      @iTROLLxTHExTROLLZ 3 года назад +43

      His World Star videos helped a lot. He was going to get subs either way. It was just the exposure he needed to boost his channel

    • @pocahantasmillian
      @pocahantasmillian 3 года назад +4

      Right

    • @miaajamuzic
      @miaajamuzic 3 года назад +25

      Im thinking the same thing. He musta signed up with the illuminati 🤣🤣 He bout to be in movies in a min

    • @Arrabella2024
      @Arrabella2024 3 года назад +31

      And all because of that average-at-best video. Wow.

    • @melvinmadedx1658
      @melvinmadedx1658 3 года назад +7

      @@Arrabella2024 I never expected that video to blow up like that. I was watching it live and thought it was just typical regular call in. Didn’t expect it to get millions up millions of views.

  • @mogkeanu432
    @mogkeanu432 3 года назад +312

    the slap sound effect kevin uses will forever be funny asf

    • @SaniBravo
      @SaniBravo 3 года назад +11

      Lmao real talk tho

    • @msdabadoo
      @msdabadoo 3 года назад +8

      It's the dog barking sound effect for me 😆

    • @cosmodo5758
      @cosmodo5758 3 года назад +4

      Danger zone too

    • @Charles_N
      @Charles_N 3 года назад +1

      After the slap..he stares in the screen like "really bih?"

    • @KennyBucketz
      @KennyBucketz 3 года назад +8

      The tuba sound effect for the big girls is hilarious too

  • @SaniBravo
    @SaniBravo 3 года назад +128

    “How tall are you” I’m like 5’9 & a half “So you’re 5’7”

    • @vintontm
      @vintontm 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hanakimi16
    @Hanakimi16 3 года назад +183

    Kevin S.: “sighs I didn’t want to take it there, but on a rate of 1 to 10 how would you rate yourself? Hello?! Answer the question.”
    Caller: *smacks lips* A 10.

  • @brianikolemack663
    @brianikolemack663 3 года назад +95

    “You can’t even 1,2 step” “built more like a cafeteria lady” 😂😂😂 this was perfect!

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 3 года назад +374

    SPOT ON, Kevin Samuels 2.0 lol

  • @thoughtprocess8730
    @thoughtprocess8730 3 года назад +39

    “You can’t keep losers interested in you!” 😂😭😭😭 Sir, this parody is too accurate👌

  • @charlesdonawayiii3396
    @charlesdonawayiii3396 3 года назад +97

    “You can’t keep losers interested in you“ bruh 😭😭😂💀

    • @noreason8818
      @noreason8818 3 года назад +4

      It's hard Asf😂😂😂😂😂

  • @queerandintears832
    @queerandintears832 3 года назад +98

    "I don't know what kinda a sleep you gettin or who you tryin to fool, but ain't nobody lose 30lbs overnight" 😂😂😂

    • @veronicavaldez1896
      @veronicavaldez1896 3 года назад

      Haha lol🤐🤑🤑🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🙃🙃🙃🤪

  • @Unstressing
    @Unstressing 3 года назад +185

    Everybody doing these skits.... But they lowkey tossing they real thoughts in

  • @Debobasket101
    @Debobasket101 3 года назад +95

    He’s always in a rush to hit the “I’m a PhD” button, even after he’s asked the woman for her level of education lol

    • @Attyi
      @Attyi 3 года назад +1

      That's cause most of the female callers say they out earned one or kore of their previous dates, fiance or significant other ir they say they're more educated.

  • @312Freecity
    @312Freecity 3 года назад +233

    “Listen ma’am” “ma’am”
    “I wasn’t going to go there with you but you’re going to make me take you into deep waters when I know you can’t swim”
    😈 Dress size

    • @ramieyaharris
      @ramieyaharris 3 года назад

      Hahha 😂😂😂😂😅

    • @Yito14
      @Yito14 3 года назад +2

      "how much did you weight the last time you use a scale"
      xDDDDD

    • @ramieyaharris
      @ramieyaharris 3 года назад +2

      @@Yito14 "OK but that's 3 times what you should weight at 5'5". You're the size of 3 people" 😩

    • @zangetsu1597
      @zangetsu1597 3 года назад

      @@ramieyaharris 👁👄👁‼️💀💀💀

    • @SosukeAizenDaKid
      @SosukeAizenDaKid 3 года назад

      What video he said that in lol?

  • @JahmBProducts
    @JahmBProducts 3 года назад +93

    Woman: "I'm... 5,11" 265lbs."
    KS: "Ma'am, you weigh more than a man..."

  • @jhnxavier
    @jhnxavier 3 года назад +45

    “This is not Netflix, we don’t care about your damn story.” 0:49 😂
    Bro, well done! 😭😅

  • @kingpreston8414
    @kingpreston8414 3 года назад +142

    The “I’m trying to be nice” 😂😂😂

  • @CandieP
    @CandieP 3 года назад +44

    This SH!T was funny AF because it’s true. 🤣🤣.

  • @carn9792
    @carn9792 3 года назад +76

    Would have been perfect if you had a "spinney-thing" on the table lol

    • @fatgirlhaven
      @fatgirlhaven 3 года назад +8

      Candles and colognes 😂😂😂😂

    • @tonytemple8195
      @tonytemple8195 3 года назад +1

      😆 😂 🤣
      I do wonder about the Perfumes n s*** though 🤔

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 3 года назад +3

      @@tonytemple8195 Cologne is not perfume, lol

    • @tonytemple8195
      @tonytemple8195 3 года назад

      @@thelegacyofgaming2928
      😳😆😆😆
      Umm, when you look up the word Cologne and its explanation, one of the first words you'll see is...... PERFUME
      nice try though 😉

  • @kam5755
    @kam5755 3 года назад +94

    Random Woman: ...
    Kevin: You’re a 5 at best.

    • @Wrestle_Kingdom
      @Wrestle_Kingdom 3 года назад +13

      Is he wrong though

    • @kam5755
      @kam5755 3 года назад +8

      @@Wrestle_Kingdom hell nah 😂

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 года назад +15

      @@Wrestle_Kingdom nope most female would be a 2 without makeup

    • @shadmahuda
      @shadmahuda 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @SpartacusQuoVadis
      @SpartacusQuoVadis 3 года назад +2

      Ma’am, you’re average at best.

  • @coryhill6575
    @coryhill6575 3 года назад +15

    "D-dd-d-dddd-dont give me that bs" 😂😂 I thought my man was bout to pull out some Yu-Gi-Oh cards

  • @therealgj995
    @therealgj995 3 года назад +46

    You forgot one of his best lines:
    "That's bullshit!"

  • @darkskineffect
    @darkskineffect 3 года назад +168

    Damn bro you forgot "What the french toast"

    • @MiaLacheyy
      @MiaLacheyy 3 года назад +15

      Noooo 😂

    • @MeshTheSnake
      @MeshTheSnake 3 года назад +5

      classic lmao

    • @carlmcfarlane8877
      @carlmcfarlane8877 3 года назад +13

      Also " rate yourself from 1 to 10, and you can't use 7"

    • @jssuplani8680
      @jssuplani8680 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂 I'm fuckin weaak

    • @101elelky
      @101elelky 3 года назад +3

      @@carlmcfarlane8877 with a pinch of “keep in mind your dress size” 😂😂😂

  • @forthdimension686
    @forthdimension686 3 года назад +26

    "Breathing? You breathing kinda heavy. How much do you weigh?" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @rootsfamilly199
    @rootsfamilly199 3 года назад +44

    “Don’t over talk me”

  • @chrisg9046
    @chrisg9046 3 года назад +32

    He said “you given me queen Latifah vibes” 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @sierralafaye
    @sierralafaye 3 года назад +13

    “Yal wanna Russell but can’t even one, two step” 😂😂😂

  • @jgaming1045
    @jgaming1045 3 года назад +117

    Most females don’t like Kevin samuels lol

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 года назад +104

      He doesn't validate their bullshit that's why

    • @SolitudeofaTiger
      @SolitudeofaTiger 3 года назад +54

      They can throw daggers but they can’t take it when they’re thrown back.

    • @Boe3
      @Boe3 3 года назад +23

      Cuz he tells the truth and says it how it is

    • @tom11zz884
      @tom11zz884 3 года назад +52

      Most females don't like anyone who tells them truth...lol

    • @jgaming1045
      @jgaming1045 3 года назад +19

      @@retronerds6884 some girl on the Russell Wilson Ciara video said “we need more Wilson and less Kevin Samuels” 😂

  • @letanthitemup8456
    @letanthitemup8456 3 года назад +196

    The slap killed me,I love when Kevin be doing that

  • @PBHorrorGaming
    @PBHorrorGaming 3 года назад +3

    I've been waiting for this type of content. Theres a space for someone to come along and start doing parodies of the redpill coaches. AMS and BOA would be so easy to parody (along with Kevin), and Steph with the high pitched voice.. the shit would write itself!

  • @japh0454
    @japh0454 3 года назад +44

    T was on point with this parody 😂😂🔥

  • @mrexception2therule410
    @mrexception2therule410 3 года назад +74

    He’s got those hand gestures and facials expressions down 😂😂😂

  • @reaper6995
    @reaper6995 3 года назад +26

    "This is not netflix," that is the quote for today.

  • @KMF562
    @KMF562 3 года назад +24

    “I’m trying to be nice” “I’m really trying to be nice” 😂😂😂 4:09

  • @roronora
    @roronora 3 года назад +346

    I love how quiet women have gotten in the comments since Kevin became mainstream! Such a peaceful place now 😌 top parody 💯

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 года назад +36

      The bitter youtubers stay tryna get simps to expose him or just call him anti black women

    • @DELACREMEDELAthegod
      @DELACREMEDELAthegod 3 года назад +28

      You don’t like women?

    • @yungheat84
      @yungheat84 3 года назад +13

      They’re still talking somewhere 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 года назад +6

      @@yungheat84 on cynthia g channel 🤣

    • @AkayaA7
      @AkayaA7 3 года назад +7

      Let me see some examples of this? I barley see them quiet in the comments

  • @shemab2639
    @shemab2639 3 года назад +15

    We need a part 2.
    I've never seen Kevin this worked up though. He has a more "I'm so over ya'll and I'm tired of fighting" demeanor 😂😂😂😂

  • @damianbarnes2717
    @damianbarnes2717 3 года назад +32

    This is on point. Kevin Samuels 2.0 for sure.

  • @fitlegend9733
    @fitlegend9733 3 года назад +379

    Kevin Samuels speaks the truth and they can’t handle the truth. This was funny 😂😂 keep it up.

    • @EdenSophia118
      @EdenSophia118 3 года назад +6

      What truth is that? Compare yourself with and compete with your females and IGNORE the fact that you are being targeted daily by the racist white supremacists? Is he teaching bm to build needed facilities in their communities? How to provide resources for their communities? How to get from under the domination and the discrimination of the RWS? How to build economic power? How to get with and UNITE with all of those females with PhDs and strategize and mobilize and be the envy of your enemies? smh

    • @DjSmokeMixtapes
      @DjSmokeMixtapes 3 года назад +2

      @@EdenSophia118 What? 😆😆😆😆

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 3 года назад +1

      @@EdenSophia118 I really want what you're smoking.

    • @NaeNae23
      @NaeNae23 3 года назад +5

      The truth is that he has not looked after his daughter or spoken to her for over a decade. He has no businss giving advice.

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 3 года назад +1

      @@NaeNae23 he could be a killer, don't mean what he is saying here is wrong

  • @taizenswrld5887
    @taizenswrld5887 3 года назад +21

    "this is not netflix we don't care about your story" & "i got friends on my psn" & "265 and 5'11 model built" lmmfaoooo

  • @LagTag96
    @LagTag96 3 года назад +52

    Damn you know you made it when T Pindell making skits on you 🤣

  • @kelblivion_productions
    @kelblivion_productions 3 года назад +35

    Bro I loved this post a part 2 or turn this into a series this right here is comedy gold & harsh truth/ constructive criticism @ the same time there’s nothing better in my opinion 💯💯🔥🔥

  • @Dulcemirage
    @Dulcemirage 3 года назад +24

    I love these Kevin inspired videos 🤣 " GUYS LET'S GET THE LIKES UP " for Tpindell ( in my Kevin voice)

  • @redloveeee
    @redloveeee 3 года назад +18

    Lmaaooooo!! The accuracy! The mannerisms and everything😂😭

  • @RonyaRoss
    @RonyaRoss 3 года назад +46

    Would've been 10/10 if you didn't let them over talk you on your show.🤣

    • @tpindell3
      @tpindell3  3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @RonyaRoss
      @RonyaRoss 3 года назад +1

      @@tpindell3 we need this content on Webtalk man. They're giving content creators up to 50% Google ad sense revenue shares. And all you have to do is post your RUclips video links in there. Where can I send more info?

    • @user-go2xi7zq5q
      @user-go2xi7zq5q 3 года назад

      @@RonyaRoss Wait what is this? Can you tell me more?

  • @dtpbach
    @dtpbach 3 года назад +28

    This is hilarious but he missed so many things like the "Imma PhD.... I rebuke" sound bites .

  • @DFluent
    @DFluent 3 года назад +37

    We need the "im a PHD" soundtrack next time

  • @Boy123Jim
    @Boy123Jim 3 года назад +38

    Oh no🤣🤣🤣. This is why I love T. Kevin Samuels is a G. The balls he has to come online & say what he said & came out unscathed.

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 3 года назад

      Not unscathed. A lot of haters, lawsuits, and etc... However, he just focuses on making money.

    • @Mark_Ellzy
      @Mark_Ellzy 3 года назад +2

      @@reesejohnson2788 I think he just understands that he doesn’t need to go back and forth with people online. Doing that has ruined so many people’s careers

    • @kevins.5472
      @kevins.5472 3 года назад

      It's not the black community that will crucify him once he really blows up. Empowering black men is taboo in America.

  • @MykaleJ
    @MykaleJ 3 года назад +21

    I thought this was supposed to be a parody, not a reenactment of some of his calls.

  • @ajw21778
    @ajw21778 3 года назад +34

    This was a parody but it low key had gems in it

  • @vumajic85
    @vumajic85 3 года назад +74

    😂🤣This was dope T ,Kevin be telling the truth.

    • @JoeTraxx
      @JoeTraxx 3 года назад +5

      Facts!

    • @tpindell3
      @tpindell3  3 года назад +25

      The whole truth snd nothing but lol

  • @DenitriaLewis
    @DenitriaLewis 3 года назад +7

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy both of Kevin and the call-ins! When you reached back and pulled the top button on your suit.

  • @groundawakers2730
    @groundawakers2730 3 года назад +8

    It's the end "SALUTE" sound for me 🤣🤣

  • @tmotorz
    @tmotorz 3 года назад +71

    Might as well start your own podcast cause this was mad natural

    • @tpindell3
      @tpindell3  3 года назад +46

      I can’t hurt people feelings like that lol

    • @kevinmartin8688
      @kevinmartin8688 3 года назад +6

      But what if what you’re saying is the truth? And you telling the truth hurt them at first but helps people get what they want

    • @tom11zz884
      @tom11zz884 3 года назад +5

      @@tpindell3
      Telling people the truth will hurt feelings, but it is the best advice.
      It is a job not for the faint of heart type of people
      And that is Why Kevin is so popular...

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 3 года назад

      It did sound like he vented(Among us intended), but let’s leave the hard topics to Sir Kevin. We want TP to keep his subs. Good parody

    • @kimberlyjohnson8674
      @kimberlyjohnson8674 3 года назад

      @@tpindell3 that’s wassup!!!! You just here to make us laugh and we appreciate you

  • @iamlimitless7543
    @iamlimitless7543 3 года назад +22

    when people start making parody's of you... you know you made it.

    • @Kemetblack90
      @Kemetblack90 3 года назад +4

      Especially when you dont even half the subscribers they have

  • @speakyourlyfe
    @speakyourlyfe 3 года назад +36

    Lady: "I know I have 4 kids, I still think I'm a mod--"
    Godfather: "Ma'am you can now unmute yourself, but you will not talk over me otherwise I will bid you a good night because you ain't a model type of nothing. Get the french toast outta here!!"

    • @wyntonharrell919
      @wyntonharrell919 3 года назад +1

      Facts!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The Godfather has spoken.

    • @itsjustJemima
      @itsjustJemima 3 года назад +1

      Insert *whip sound* after that 😂😂

  • @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515
    @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515 3 года назад +10

    Im 6ft, size 9, no kids, 37, 2 degrees, own home, own vehicles, never been in trouble, and basically im picky af 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Agbahizzal
      @Agbahizzal 3 года назад +3

      Lol, picky.
      If no one is using bait u like, its not cause u picky.

    • @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515
      @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515 3 года назад

      @@Agbahizzal bait???? Tf you think I am, a fish???? Lol

    • @Agbahizzal
      @Agbahizzal 3 года назад +3

      @@manyfacegoddessdevonn5515
      Ur obviously not the fisher or else u would have caught a man u like by 37.

    • @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515
      @manyfacegoddessdevonn5515 3 года назад +4

      @@Agbahizzal what about what I said threatened you so much to the point to come on my comment and harass me? Are you lonely??? I know sometimes a strong and beautiful woman can be threatening to low life's like yourself

    • @Agbahizzal
      @Agbahizzal 3 года назад +2

      @@manyfacegoddessdevonn5515
      Nothing.
      Its the internet dear. We don't let ppl lie to themselves here for validation.
      P.s.
      If you were so strong, u wouldn't sound like such a victim. True strength is effortless n doesn't need a marketing team.

  • @prettymobgang1959
    @prettymobgang1959 3 года назад +8

    Lmao “look at yoself in the mirror and say I. am. washed.” ☠️☠️☠️

  • @hueyx791
    @hueyx791 3 года назад +20

    Lmaoooooooo!! “You can’t keep losers interested in you”

    • @RamonicaCaldwell
      @RamonicaCaldwell 3 года назад +1

      That part killed me! The accuracy .... the savage-ness 😬😳🤣🤣

  • @tazsaalim8710
    @tazsaalim8710 3 года назад +25

    Kevin Samuels need to see this

  • @Thatsnewsgirl
    @Thatsnewsgirl 3 года назад +9

    “You can’t even 1 2 step” 😂

  • @NotSolidx2015
    @NotSolidx2015 3 года назад +71

    It’s funny how he’s doing a parody, but what he’s saying is still fact

  • @Handsome_Hustler_88
    @Handsome_Hustler_88 3 года назад +49

    Kevin Samuels : And why do you need a high value man?
    Random delusional Jezebel : Because I'm the table and I need to be worshipped.

    • @2coffinfuneral486
      @2coffinfuneral486 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @odd_el_toxico_g-coin_logis8474
      @odd_el_toxico_g-coin_logis8474 3 года назад +1

      KS:what do you rank yourself, and you can’t use 7
      Some girl who just woke up:*no hesitation, Tyen!
      KS :So you’re with the ranks of Rihana, Halle Berry in the 90s,where’s your modeling contract?

  • @jessavila4649
    @jessavila4649 3 года назад +8

    "You're looking like Aaron Donald " as a rams fan this made me laugh
    😂😂😂

  • @JustYohannes
    @JustYohannes 3 года назад +21

    this so so so on point lmao!

    • @Jamfar777
      @Jamfar777 3 года назад +1

      Lmao. Didn't expect to see you here.

    • @JustYohannes
      @JustYohannes 3 года назад +2

      @@Jamfar777 T Pindell is mad funny, plus you have to support other blk youtubers.