“Have you tried ONLY crouching?” Spiff: Well, you can’t jump, so can’t get out of Freddy’s room..” *he then proceeded to make an entire run dedicated to playing it without jumping*
I can't wait for Spiff to end up creating thousands of obscure speedrun categories just because the game is so broken. I want a speedrun for summoning 50 giga monties and dying to them
7:45 My dad walked on a broken foot for like a week Jumped off the diving board, the diving board bounced back up Went to an emergency care facility, they said “nah it’s fine,” he walked on it for a few days to a week, went “this really hurts,” went to a hospital and they went “this is severely and obviously broken, how are you walking?” So uhh He was given the option of having nails put in his broken foot to get it back to size (because they had waited too long to put a cast on, and he had, y’know, walked on it) or he would just have to wear one shoe size larger than the other So he went with the two shoe sizes Can’t remember if he’s a 12/13 US or 13/14 US, I think it might depend on the brand We probably should have filed a malpractice suit, but it’s too late now Anyway, my point was you probably could walk with a broken/fractured big toe, you just really, really shouldn’t Take care everyone!
That reminds me of my mom. When I was a kid, she would volunteer to run the church thrift store, and in summertime that meant my sister and I had to go with her to "help out". The thrift store used to be a strip club, so it had awful lighting and most of the places were pretty dark, and one day she was walking up one of the darker areas and smashed her pinky toe on a bedframe hiding in the shadow (it was hot so she was wearing flip flops, shorts and a tshirt). She just ignored it, thinking she had stubbed her toe badly but when it didn't stop hurting for a few days, she went to the doctor and found out she not only broke her pinky toe, but she broke it so hard that there weren't any bone shards big enough to register on the x-ray. To the day she died, she literally had a boneless pinky toe.
@@Dargonhuman I mean, unless there was no blood, I suppose it’s possible there were no bones left whatsoever, fragments or anything, as they could have been ejected Also sorry, that last sentence just hit- I have no idea how recent it was, but regardless, my condolences
I mean, that still kind of rings true. If anything, it's funny how the thing that resets your Speedrun is a necessary mechanic to complete the Speedrun.
Its pretty weird that Sun kicks you out of the daycare for breaking the rules. Imagine a parent drops their kid off and then the animatronic watching over the place just yeets them out of it.
Tbf I don't think any other kids will try to take a security pass out of a desk that your not aloud to go into especially when there's this giant scary af sun animatronic
@@jjabbott7249 Yeah, I also like the headcanon that the virus messing with all the animatronics is exaggerating their worst traits, and Sun is affected as well, so becomes way more paranoid and obsessive over rules and cleanliness.
At 3:45, Spiff gets stuck in a strange, unknown room, one jokingly called the Security Breach Backrooms. This room is actually a hallway which connects the Monty Golf Security Office to both the Daycare and the East Atrium through other similarly cut tunnels and sections. The out of order door lead to a section called the East Utility, which would've lead from that hallway to the level ten door between the Monty Golf entrance and Kids Cove. Behind the wall across from that door (where the room indents to the side), there's a stairwell which would've lead up to the daycare, entering between the two bathrooms directly across from the main play area's door. Thought I'd share a small portion of my absurdly complicated forbidden knowledge of Security Breach's cut areas.
Again we have to ask... *Why did Steel Wool cut these out?!* They'd have been much better for quicker travel around the pizzaplex... Plus it could have been great fodder for classic horror tropes, such as "oh the monster is behind me and I have to run into a room and hide with limited time" or something like that. It would have worked so well...
Adding this as an addendum to the previous comment. If they had kept these quick access zones in, it would have worked WONDERS for the horror that SB clearly lacks, if you're not scared of a roach crawling on your arm at 3:30 AM while scrolling through your discord... which I am. Anyways, I think it would have worked lovely to have the animatronics roam around the entire map freely. As in, they could go wherever they wanted (to save on resources and pathfinding calculation, they would just teleport to their intended destination if far away from the player and out of sight, so the game wouldn't have to render Chica walking through the kitchen from point A to point B, for example.) Of course, they would teleport like how they did in old games (RNG decides if they want to go to an area, and RNG decides if they get to go to that area at that moment.) The way this goes with the Level 10 door and the "fast travel" tunnels that they cut out of the game could have worked as connectors between the different areas, for ease of access of Gregory, Freddy, and especially the animatronics. I think it would be a terrifying scenario for you to get caught by a staff bot in the atrium and have to run and find a hiding place, while Chica runs in from the kitchen, Monty from the golf course, and Roxy from the raceway, assuming they're all in those areas (using the same teleport idea, obviously they wouldn't run, they'd teleport at a much higher frequency in the direction of where you were caught.) If you called Freddy to escape, it would be equally terrifying since he wouldn't teleport near your location either. Instead, he'd have to RUN to your location from where you are, and HE would be subject to not being able to move occasionally much like the others based on RNG, say he gets stopped by Mapbot or has to take a detour. Did I write a whole essay on a speculation based on a few cut features from this game, on a spigg video even? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? A little, since I probably won't sleep. But it was worth it.
6:24 I just realized something. When Spiff used the camera on Sun, almost immediately the Animatronic Near ambience began playing, implying that there was a hostile animatronic nearby (in this case it was Sun himself). At the time of writing this comment I have not reached Floor Afton to see if using the camera on him causes the ambience to play. However, it would stand to reason that it would since it did the same for Sun. You know it's bad when you can immediately recognize the FNaF Security Breach animatronic danger ambience from just the first few seconds of the track. Because this game actually scared me quite a bit when I first played it. Edit: As of watching Floor Afton again, it did not play the music. Also, it appeared that Bald Sun, for a fraction of a second, had an actual model. What behavior could Bald Sun have, should we distract him with the towers and then quickly run into a play scape to escape him? Would he begin to chase us like the other animatronics?
@@kailanithekoimermaidThat most likely would have been the case. Him chasing us around, in broad daylight, probably acting the exact same as Moon (like being able to kill you while you hide in Freddy). Of course, that's just thoughts going through my brain. If I had enough courage to hack my PS5 (or buy SB again on steam to mod it and spawn in Sun outside of daycare to test) i would, since it may very well play into how the daycare attendant in general plays into the gameplay of Ruin, seeing as how he's.. been aftonized, if his red eyes are of any indication from the trailer.
The frills that makes the rays on Sun's head go in and out. You can see it in several cutscenes, most notably right before transforming into Moon, Sun grabs the top of his head and the frills up there retract to not poke his hands. However, Moon does not have frills because the moon doesn't have rays like the sun does, so his model has no programming for the frills. Because Sun has no jumpscare animation, when you get him to jumpscare you he uses Moon's animation instead. Since Moon has no frills, his jumpscare animation doesn't have frills either, so Sun's jumpscare is missing the frills.
I agree, the only issue is that he blew up too fast so there isn’t enough content to binge properly so I’ve watched sprintless like 4 and I’m still enjoying it
11:04 to be fair if they're not willing to put in the 2 min effort of searching you on twitch and finding the VOD themselves then they can't care that much about it.
The thing I adore about the FNAF SB speedrunning community is how many obscure runs people can make out of this buggy mess of a game They're all so much fun lmao Also ove your content man! Keep it up :>
17:35 "You've heard of 2-inch-punishers, get ready for whatever small shit Afton has." So the legends are true. The 1-millimeter-defeater. It has been found.
My friends, sibling and I felt this run just last night. (Getting a load of jumpscares in a short amount of time.) I was streaming the game to them and my sibling and I were the ones doing the Daycare section. It felt like every two minutes they and I were goofing up and seemed to get Moon's jumpscare more then we'd like to. The ONLY reason I ended up beating that section was because Moon got stuck in the playground and was crawling in place.
tbh, just scope the place out while the lights are still on [sun won't follow inside] and then hit all of those piles when the lights are off and moon will get stuck eventually.
same thing but on the chairs, if you lead him to them he gets stuck quite easily. (he killed me right after the daycare thoug since i got up to get some orange juice)
MWAHAHAH i have the spazziest, weirdest friends on the planet, but damn can they play a game. moon didnt get stuck ONCE, though he did do some weird air walking physics-breaking glitches after we got our fourth generator- somehow my spazzy friends beat moon even though he was literally breaking the laws of physics. congrats, strange friends but then they died to chica immediately so i had to take over because i know what to so ;v;
I love how Spiff's streams have sideplots. Like, the game is Plot A, and whatever weird shit he does on camera is Plot B. In this stream's sideplot, Spiff tries weird coffee water. I love his weird stories, too. They are a very fun addition to his streams.
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom omg i havent watched this dude in so long (this is the same person different acc) i thank you for commenting and giving me some nostalgia
I've got another glitch jumpscare to add to this list that I discovered a few minutes ago while messing with the debug menu... You have to cam block Moon and hope that he does it "twice"... His jumpscare usually plays out normally even after being cam blocked, but you can sometimes get a double jumpscare from him! He'll start the jumpscare at the last half of the animation then start it over again, with it ending halfway the second time around! And also with Moon, you can cam block him, retreat to the desks, wait a few seconds, then cam block him again! You'll know if you've successfully gotten his double jumpscare if the cam block decides not to work anymore!
8:00 You tore your Achilles tendon TWICE? Jesus, I got tendonitis in my Achilles when I was younger, and it hurt like HELL. I can't imagine how much agony it is to actually tear it. Speaking of breaking toes, I once broke my foot doing a static lunge, then proceeded to run a third of a mile on said broken foot. Ah, high school cross country, good times.
Freddy: Gregory, what are you doing? Gregory: one second Freddy ugh... I gotta... No clip through this wall for a speedrunnnnnn- *Disappears into the Backrooms*
So fun fact regarding the comment about the big toe doing more than the little toes, the pinky toe is actually just as important if not more so for your balance. It's the three middle toes you can afford to lose. Semi-related note, your pinky finger accounts for half your grip strength so it's just as important as your thumb.
Javy is coffee extract/concentrate, you have mix it with other stuff, like milk and sugar, and or whatever you like, and it taste pretty good if you're not into the coffee flavor but are into the caffeine the coffee has, but you can just pour a shit ton in and have a nice very good coffee taste.
16:18 quite suprised to hear that its a completely normal thing to obtain several wiis through bizarre means, i got one after my step-great aunt gave me their sons one when they went to college, and i got another after an old friend dropped theirs down the stairs somehow and they just gave it to me.
Just randomly thought of this, but what if you beat the game backwards, I don't mean from ending to beginning, I literally mean backwards. For the whole game, you can't use the W or forward key, you can only walk backwards! You've played the game enough times, I'm sure you remember the patrol routes and timing by now! If you do choose to try, GL ;D Edit; like so Spiff can see, plz!
3:05 I've not only dranken from puddles, but there was a sewer gate on my street after it had rained and my brother locked me outside. So, me being the smart little seven year old I was, walked over, crouched down, and started drinking that dirty sewer rain water like there was no tomorrow. I'm still surprised I didn't die
seeing a dangerous wild animal as a kid and asking your family if you can pet it is a true canadian experience.. im from newfoundland and when i was a little kid, my grandma and i were on a walk along the trail in my moms backyard. when we were heading back home through the trail we saw a huge bull moose and she had to cling onto me to keep me away from it because i wanted to pet him so bad.
7:40 If you asked me exactly four months ago today if I had ever broken a bone, I would've told you no. Unfortunately for me, 2 days later I broke a bone in my ankle.
Yes, indeed, the entirety of this video was very good. Every moment of it, all of which I viewed with my eyes. I especially enjoyed the part where he played the videogame very fast.
I mean, to be fair, you weren't really dumb for giving them the link to your Stream instead of the VOD. They should've specified "Link to the VOD, not your Twitch channel". Or even specified for you to literally make a VOD in which you review it, or something. Just giving you the coffee, and saying "Drink it on stream, and say what you think of it" is WAY too vague, and then requesting the link "to your stream" is also a wee bit more vague than it needs to be.
It's literally not, though? The stream is when you're live, and a VOD is just the stream after it's concluded. It's pretty obvious that they're asking for the review, not the channel that the review is going to be on.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 Yeah, I know the difference. I'm just saying that "link to the stream" that they've been talking about would, naturally, lead to AstralSpiff's Twitch channel. If they want to see the review, then they can either take his link to his Twitch channel, and watch until he reviews it, or wait for him to review it, and send them the VOD, so they can see the review. That's what I meant.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 he couldn't send the VOD until he reviewed it, so they would've had to wait like 2 weeks from when they asked for the link.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 i think he thought everyone watching knew how twitch worked. Basically you don't have a VOD link (link directly to that livestream) until AFTER you stream, this means the 2 weeks it takes for his coffee to arrive (from when they asked for the livestream) the only link he can provide is a link to his channel.
came back to this months later and heard the "you want some coffee?", immediately went "OH MY GOD ITS THE COFFEE VIDEO." and laughed my ass off for a good couple of minutes lmfao
listening to the nostaliga part of the video around 17:30 really hit hard. I have two Wii's myself. One is the family one that I grew up with and the other is one that I "stole" from the electronics section at the landfill. Better to reuse than recycle.
I didn't really think about it when the video came out, but looking into it now, the company that gave spiff the free coffee is now the best seller of all Coffee Concentrate products on Amazon. Spiff is truly a marketing king.
I have a new name for bald Sun. Solar Eclipse. Or just Eclipse. I figured it would work since he has Moon's hostility, but he still has Sun's color palette/outfit.
When I first watched this video 7 months ago, I laughed at the coffee extract video since I don't drink coffee. I now consistently get ads for that coffee. Thanks Spiff.
After rewatching this video, the bear story Spiff tells about seeing a bear just casually walking through their camp area without a care makes me think the bear for sure understands that if it shows itself to humans, it gets a free ride home and doesn't have to put energy into the walk back lol
free coffee sponsor, many dead runs, jumping conserves stamina, bear ransacked their camping trip, first one to break a bone out of him and his friend owes the other $20, afton has a jumpscare (kinda...)
As someone who had a caffeine overdose from drinking coffee I didn't realize was Concentrate, watching him just take a swig of the liquid was horrifying
I remember being on this stream, AstrallSpiff once read my message but didn't put it in the yt vid, and I don't care about it but I won't forgive him. This is of course a joke, and I have no idea why I'm writing this comment 4 months after it got released. Probably no one will see this but I still decided to comment. If you're reading this, hi. Take this cookie 🍪
the glitched monty jumpscare where you just stare into his gaping maw while the world shakes is so much scarier than him chomping at you imo
It's probably more realistic to the experience too, seeing as how you would only likely survive the first chomp tbh
Timestamp?
Nevermind just found it 5:01
@@okimightcomeback thank ya mate
trueeee
Ah yes, always in for some good 'ole Heart Attack%. One of the category rules should be "Must be played on max volume" - then I'd run it.
Oh hey, great to see ya here YoBGS! Big fan. :)
SHEER HEARTO ATTACKU
Max volume and obrigatory headphones, either you go deaf or you go death
Heyyy! You gonna react to newer ones? Love you man.
You have to wear headphones
“Have you tried ONLY crouching?”
Spiff: Well, you can’t jump, so can’t get out of Freddy’s room..”
*he then proceeded to make an entire run dedicated to playing it without jumping*
And you think he'd put himself through it again?
@@lesigh3410 I meant the fact that he said you couldn’t do that at all, when he as in fact done it before
@@NyanTheFurry true
@@NyanTheFurry this might have beeb recorded before he figured it out
@@PointsofData Fair
I can't wait for Spiff to end up creating thousands of obscure speedrun categories just because the game is so broken.
I want a speedrun for summoning 50 giga monties and dying to them
@@a1danTM "Floor is Lava Challenge"
you mean a 'crash your game as fast as possible' speedrun?
Giga Monty is chasing you throughout the game challenge
na we need a speedrun for beating security breach but pacifist
The hardest speedrun in security breach will be 100% glitchless
Astral pulling out that caffeine concentrate was a jumpscare on its own. Thing looked like a medicine bottle
I thought they were psychedelics and had to scroll through the comments for an answer. I was so concerned when I heard "microdose" lmao
@@memorablehandledrink the psychedelic bottle.
7:45 My dad walked on a broken foot for like a week
Jumped off the diving board, the diving board bounced back up
Went to an emergency care facility, they said “nah it’s fine,” he walked on it for a few days to a week, went “this really hurts,” went to a hospital and they went “this is severely and obviously broken, how are you walking?”
So uhh
He was given the option of having nails put in his broken foot to get it back to size (because they had waited too long to put a cast on, and he had, y’know, walked on it) or he would just have to wear one shoe size larger than the other
So he went with the two shoe sizes
Can’t remember if he’s a 12/13 US or 13/14 US, I think it might depend on the brand
We probably should have filed a malpractice suit, but it’s too late now
Anyway, my point was you probably could walk with a broken/fractured big toe, you just really, really shouldn’t
Take care everyone!
Does he have to buy 2 pairs of shoes or is he allowed to buy one of each number? I imagine having to buy two would get pretty expensive.
@@Ariplaygames He has to buy two, unfortunately- at least I think so, it’s been a while since I asked
That reminds me of my mom. When I was a kid, she would volunteer to run the church thrift store, and in summertime that meant my sister and I had to go with her to "help out". The thrift store used to be a strip club, so it had awful lighting and most of the places were pretty dark, and one day she was walking up one of the darker areas and smashed her pinky toe on a bedframe hiding in the shadow (it was hot so she was wearing flip flops, shorts and a tshirt). She just ignored it, thinking she had stubbed her toe badly but when it didn't stop hurting for a few days, she went to the doctor and found out she not only broke her pinky toe, but she broke it so hard that there weren't any bone shards big enough to register on the x-ray. To the day she died, she literally had a boneless pinky toe.
@@Dargonhuman I mean, unless there was no blood, I suppose it’s possible there were no bones left whatsoever, fragments or anything, as they could have been ejected
Also sorry, that last sentence just hit- I have no idea how recent it was, but regardless, my condolences
@@Jig_up She passed a couple years ago so no worries.
Normally getting jump scared would be a reset in speedrunning... This one is build different
I mean, that still kind of rings true. If anything, it's funny how the thing that resets your Speedrun is a necessary mechanic to complete the Speedrun.
@@Aflay1 srsly 😂
@@Aflay1 E
...built stupid
or getting jump scared is one of the hardest parts of a speedrun of this game.
I swear to god, Spiff can make a speedrun out of anything in this game. Like reversed controls only.
don't give him ideas
No, GIVE him ideas!
Reverse controls, no.
Reversed camera, yes
Sprintless, Jumpless, Freddy less, reverse controls
Isn’t this already a popular (yet lame) challenge
"what does the coffee smell like?" *proceeds to describe the taste*
*incorrectly reads a chat message*
yep, it's an astralspiff stream
you know it's good coffee when the consumer starts displaying stroke symptoms immediately after tasting it
@@eliza1498 I don't think it was the coffee
Its pretty weird that Sun kicks you out of the daycare for breaking the rules. Imagine a parent drops their kid off and then the animatronic watching over the place just yeets them out of it.
I feel like he's scared he'll hurt you if you're close by, and he doesn't know that the other animatronics have gone crazy.
Tbf I don't think any other kids will try to take a security pass out of a desk that your not aloud to go into especially when there's this giant scary af sun animatronic
@@jjabbott7249 Yeah, I also like the headcanon that the virus messing with all the animatronics is exaggerating their worst traits, and Sun is affected as well, so becomes way more paranoid and obsessive over rules and cleanliness.
@@3chovinenahh monty did that shit to bonnie AND his own room, all no virus.
@@Sans_The_Skeleton (underlines the word *headcanon* several times)
At 3:45, Spiff gets stuck in a strange, unknown room, one jokingly called the Security Breach Backrooms. This room is actually a hallway which connects the Monty Golf Security Office to both the Daycare and the East Atrium through other similarly cut tunnels and sections.
The out of order door lead to a section called the East Utility, which would've lead from that hallway to the level ten door between the Monty Golf entrance and Kids Cove. Behind the wall across from that door (where the room indents to the side), there's a stairwell which would've lead up to the daycare, entering between the two bathrooms directly across from the main play area's door. Thought I'd share a small portion of my absurdly complicated forbidden knowledge of Security Breach's cut areas.
Again we have to ask...
*Why did Steel Wool cut these out?!* They'd have been much better for quicker travel around the pizzaplex... Plus it could have been great fodder for classic horror tropes, such as "oh the monster is behind me and I have to run into a room and hide with limited time" or something like that. It would have worked so well...
Adding this as an addendum to the previous comment.
If they had kept these quick access zones in, it would have worked WONDERS for the horror that SB clearly lacks, if you're not scared of a roach crawling on your arm at 3:30 AM while scrolling through your discord... which I am.
Anyways, I think it would have worked lovely to have the animatronics roam around the entire map freely. As in, they could go wherever they wanted (to save on resources and pathfinding calculation, they would just teleport to their intended destination if far away from the player and out of sight, so the game wouldn't have to render Chica walking through the kitchen from point A to point B, for example.) Of course, they would teleport like how they did in old games (RNG decides if they want to go to an area, and RNG decides if they get to go to that area at that moment.)
The way this goes with the Level 10 door and the "fast travel" tunnels that they cut out of the game could have worked as connectors between the different areas, for ease of access of Gregory, Freddy, and especially the animatronics.
I think it would be a terrifying scenario for you to get caught by a staff bot in the atrium and have to run and find a hiding place, while Chica runs in from the kitchen, Monty from the golf course, and Roxy from the raceway, assuming they're all in those areas (using the same teleport idea, obviously they wouldn't run, they'd teleport at a much higher frequency in the direction of where you were caught.) If you called Freddy to escape, it would be equally terrifying since he wouldn't teleport near your location either. Instead, he'd have to RUN to your location from where you are, and HE would be subject to not being able to move occasionally much like the others based on RNG, say he gets stopped by Mapbot or has to take a detour.
Did I write a whole essay on a speculation based on a few cut features from this game, on a spigg video even? Yes, yes I did. Do I regret it? A little, since I probably won't sleep. But it was worth it.
8:41
6:24 I just realized something.
When Spiff used the camera on Sun, almost immediately the Animatronic Near ambience began playing, implying that there was a hostile animatronic nearby (in this case it was Sun himself).
At the time of writing this comment I have not reached Floor Afton to see if using the camera on him causes the ambience to play. However, it would stand to reason that it would since it did the same for Sun.
You know it's bad when you can immediately recognize the FNaF Security Breach animatronic danger ambience from just the first few seconds of the track. Because this game actually scared me quite a bit when I first played it.
Edit: As of watching Floor Afton again, it did not play the music.
Also, it appeared that Bald Sun, for a fraction of a second, had an actual model. What behavior could Bald Sun have, should we distract him with the towers and then quickly run into a play scape to escape him? Would he begin to chase us like the other animatronics?
i think he would chase us like moon, since he is basically a retextured moon jumpscared with no turning head
@@kailanithekoimermaidThat most likely would have been the case. Him chasing us around, in broad daylight, probably acting the exact same as Moon (like being able to kill you while you hide in Freddy). Of course, that's just thoughts going through my brain.
If I had enough courage to hack my PS5 (or buy SB again on steam to mod it and spawn in Sun outside of daycare to test) i would, since it may very well play into how the daycare attendant in general plays into the gameplay of Ruin, seeing as how he's.. been aftonized, if his red eyes are of any indication from the trailer.
The frills that makes the rays on Sun's head go in and out. You can see it in several cutscenes, most notably right before transforming into Moon, Sun grabs the top of his head and the frills up there retract to not poke his hands. However, Moon does not have frills because the moon doesn't have rays like the sun does, so his model has no programming for the frills. Because Sun has no jumpscare animation, when you get him to jumpscare you he uses Moon's animation instead. Since Moon has no frills, his jumpscare animation doesn't have frills either, so Sun's jumpscare is missing the frills.
You’re one of the few channels I’ve binge watched in like 2 days, you’re amazing!
Same
I love his videos except his laugh is kind of strange, it sounds forced lol 😆
I agree, the only issue is that he blew up too fast so there isn’t enough content to binge properly so I’ve watched sprintless like 4 and I’m still enjoying it
Hey astrail spiff do a speedrun to the backrooms for security breach lol
I’m subbed t roughly 800 people and Spiff is one of the ones I watch. To be fair I only get notifications from roughly 30 channels because RUclips.
I'm so hyped to recieve more unhinged content on my feed. Truly a blessing🙏🙏
Trust me bro. Get into Metal Gear Rising, look up revengence status..After about 4 shitposts you've watched, your entire FEED becomes unhinged!
17:35
His springlock failure must have absolutely obliterated his pp
11:04 to be fair if they're not willing to put in the 2 min effort of searching you on twitch and finding the VOD themselves then they can't care that much about it.
security breach has almost everything. even its own backrooms apparently.
The thing I adore about the FNAF SB speedrunning community is how many obscure runs people can make out of this buggy mess of a game
They're all so much fun lmao
Also ove your content man! Keep it up :>
Basically every game has obscure runs
17:35
"You've heard of 2-inch-punishers, get ready for whatever small shit Afton has."
So the legends are true. The 1-millimeter-defeater. It has been found.
11:30 And then Spiff died from the mysterious coffee in a pill bottle
Him struggling to get jumpscared by Afton is hilarious
My friends, sibling and I felt this run just last night. (Getting a load of jumpscares in a short amount of time.)
I was streaming the game to them and my sibling and I were the ones doing the Daycare section. It felt like every two minutes they and I were goofing up and seemed to get Moon's jumpscare more then we'd like to. The ONLY reason I ended up beating that section was because Moon got stuck in the playground and was crawling in place.
tbh, just scope the place out while the lights are still on [sun won't follow inside] and then hit all of those piles when the lights are off and moon will get stuck eventually.
@@LoreCatan Honestly I think the game just took pity on me for losing a bunch against him and they just said, "Screw it, let him get stuck." xD
same thing but on the chairs, if you lead him to them he gets stuck quite easily. (he killed me right after the daycare thoug since i got up to get some orange juice)
@@fishyles I think you can also get him stuck if you keep launching distractions.
MWAHAHAH i have the spazziest, weirdest friends on the planet, but damn can they play a game. moon didnt get stuck ONCE, though he did do some weird air walking physics-breaking glitches after we got our fourth generator- somehow my spazzy friends beat moon even though he was literally breaking the laws of physics.
congrats, strange friends
but then they died to chica immediately so i had to take over because i know what to so ;v;
Imagine being that coffee company and seeing someone just slamming it down straight from the bottle
I love how Spiff's streams have sideplots. Like, the game is Plot A, and whatever weird shit he does on camera is Plot B.
In this stream's sideplot, Spiff tries weird coffee water.
I love his weird stories, too. They are a very fun addition to his streams.
Spiff, if you didn't already know this, there is a jumpscare for the little wet floor sign bot, to get it you need to flash it with the gun or camera
Wot I need to check this
@@AstralSpiff has it been verified
@@AstralSpiffomg hi spiff
this is fake
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom omg i havent watched this dude in so long (this is the same person different acc) i thank you for commenting and giving me some nostalgia
0:40 *f u c k ; i d i e d t o “ N o H e a d d y “*
“NO HEADDY” 😭😭
You’re videos are so weird its fun love how you end up having random conversation about stuff keep making videos you deserve more recognition
Tbh it's something that I like the most about him, how he converses with his viewers and connects with them
I've got another glitch jumpscare to add to this list that I discovered a few minutes ago while messing with the debug menu... You have to cam block Moon and hope that he does it "twice"... His jumpscare usually plays out normally even after being cam blocked, but you can sometimes get a double jumpscare from him! He'll start the jumpscare at the last half of the animation then start it over again, with it ending halfway the second time around!
And also with Moon, you can cam block him, retreat to the desks, wait a few seconds, then cam block him again! You'll know if you've successfully gotten his double jumpscare if the cam block decides not to work anymore!
8:00
You tore your Achilles tendon TWICE? Jesus, I got tendonitis in my Achilles when I was younger, and it hurt like HELL. I can't imagine how much agony it is to actually tear it.
Speaking of breaking toes, I once broke my foot doing a static lunge, then proceeded to run a third of a mile on said broken foot. Ah, high school cross country, good times.
I’ve noticed that a lot of your older videos suddenly have captions. Idk when it happened, but thank you! I’m only one person but they help immensely
I’ve been paying my sister to do them! She’s not very fast but making progress
17:46 William Afton got that *millimeter defeater*
Nah the Atom Smasher
looking back, i'm a bit surprised it took spiff this long to enter the backrooms with all the noclipping he's done in this game
I can see Spiff doing a competition on how long you can survive 1 giga Monty
I absolutely love the “this run died” thing, please keep it
Freddy: Gregory, what are you doing?
Gregory: one second Freddy ugh... I gotta... No clip through this wall for a speedrunnnnnn-
*Disappears into the Backrooms*
cant believe t pose monty is literally scarier than og monty
So fun fact regarding the comment about the big toe doing more than the little toes, the pinky toe is actually just as important if not more so for your balance. It's the three middle toes you can afford to lose. Semi-related note, your pinky finger accounts for half your grip strength so it's just as important as your thumb.
That "coffee" is possibly the most suspicious thing you could ever be sent. I'd do the exact same.
Idea for a dumb speedrun: beat as much of the game as possible while giga monty chases you :3
FNAF manhunt but the crocodile is chad
Stop stop he's already dead
@@violetdesiree601 I hate how good this is
The story of the Tim Horton’s wrap was sadder than the entire fnaf storyline.
To be fair, they could have specified "The stream where you speak about the coffee" at any point during those two weeks.
Just when I thought FNAF:SB couldn’t get any weirder, Astral uploads yet again.
"Is that a line in between your thighs because I'd like to pick it up."
~ A pickup line probably.
Javy is coffee extract/concentrate, you have mix it with other stuff, like milk and sugar, and or whatever you like, and it taste pretty good if you're not into the coffee flavor but are into the caffeine the coffee has, but you can just pour a shit ton in and have a nice very good coffee taste.
BRO THANKS, i was wondering
Oh my god... The RUclips channel he mentioned at 3:10... I think it might be me..... On the bright side your content is dope!
careful he might write a tweet longer , jk jk kj jk im kidding or am i
16:18 quite suprised to hear that its a completely normal thing to obtain several wiis through bizarre means, i got one after my step-great aunt gave me their sons one when they went to college, and i got another after an old friend dropped theirs down the stairs somehow and they just gave it to me.
Just randomly thought of this, but what if you beat the game backwards, I don't mean from ending to beginning, I literally mean backwards. For the whole game, you can't use the W or forward key, you can only walk backwards! You've played the game enough times, I'm sure you remember the patrol routes and timing by now! If you do choose to try, GL ;D
Edit; like so Spiff can see, plz!
how'd you like Moonwalk%? 👀
6:25 bro I love how sun just changed his mind mid jumpscare 💀
3:05
I've not only dranken from puddles, but there was a sewer gate on my street after it had rained and my brother locked me outside. So, me being the smart little seven year old I was, walked over, crouched down, and started drinking that dirty sewer rain water like there was no tomorrow. I'm still surprised I didn't die
also lucky you didn't get a disease! glad you're ok to tell the tale lol
seeing a dangerous wild animal as a kid and asking your family if you can pet it is a true canadian experience.. im from newfoundland and when i was a little kid, my grandma and i were on a walk along the trail in my moms backyard. when we were heading back home through the trail we saw a huge bull moose and she had to cling onto me to keep me away from it because i wanted to pet him so bad.
7:40 If you asked me exactly four months ago today if I had ever broken a bone, I would've told you no. Unfortunately for me, 2 days later I broke a bone in my ankle.
Wow, this whole video was so good. I've watched the entirety of it
Yes, indeed, the entirety of this video was very good. Every moment of it, all of which I viewed with my eyes.
I especially enjoyed the part where he played the videogame very fast.
here's your medal 🏅
I, too, am a human being who enjoys doing very human things such as watching You Tube Video.
Hello bot
Spiff, there's a Montyverse mod on Gamebanana. Now's your chance to end Monty's reign on the multiverse. Good luck, homeslice.
So excited to see more content, your fnaf videos make the buggy mess that it is worth excepting into the timeline lmao
I mean, to be fair, you weren't really dumb for giving them the link to your Stream instead of the VOD. They should've specified "Link to the VOD, not your Twitch channel". Or even specified for you to literally make a VOD in which you review it, or something. Just giving you the coffee, and saying "Drink it on stream, and say what you think of it" is WAY too vague, and then requesting the link "to your stream" is also a wee bit more vague than it needs to be.
It's literally not, though? The stream is when you're live, and a VOD is just the stream after it's concluded. It's pretty obvious that they're asking for the review, not the channel that the review is going to be on.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 Yeah, I know the difference. I'm just saying that "link to the stream" that they've been talking about would, naturally, lead to AstralSpiff's Twitch channel.
If they want to see the review, then they can either take his link to his Twitch channel, and watch until he reviews it, or wait for him to review it, and send them the VOD, so they can see the review.
That's what I meant.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 he couldn't send the VOD until he reviewed it, so they would've had to wait like 2 weeks from when they asked for the link.
@@Shrando Then mention that?
@@anonymousapproximation8549 i think he thought everyone watching knew how twitch worked. Basically you don't have a VOD link (link directly to that livestream) until AFTER you stream, this means the 2 weeks it takes for his coffee to arrive (from when they asked for the livestream) the only link he can provide is a link to his channel.
came back to this months later and heard the "you want some coffee?", immediately went "OH MY GOD ITS THE COFFEE VIDEO." and laughed my ass off for a good couple of minutes lmfao
hearing 1 - 2 teaspoons and seeing him pour more than a tablespoon made me flip
Spiff when are you gonna do the "ALL NICHE SB SPEEDRUN CATEGORIES MARATHON" category?
oh hello
Only 28 likes in 3 months?
Oh, my favorite RUclipsr is here. Pretty funny comment tho.
@@crypt5129i mean obviously, this person is controversial.
@@moonthejolteon5113 I don't think they were back then, otherwise I would've said something knowing me lmao
listening to the nostaliga part of the video around 17:30 really hit hard. I have two Wii's myself. One is the family one that I grew up with and the other is one that I "stole" from the electronics section at the landfill. Better to reuse than recycle.
(16:13)
so glad i found your channel thru poppy playtime. youre my favorite content creator atm. keep it up! ur content is great
I didn't really think about it when the video came out, but looking into it now, the company that gave spiff the free coffee is now the best seller of all Coffee Concentrate products on Amazon. Spiff is truly a marketing king.
17:34 WHAT!?? SPLEEF SEEMS SO MILD MOST OF THE TIME THAT WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS IS SAID MY BRAIN TRIPS OVER ITSELF
Perhaps a run where if Freddy is available, you HAVE to use him? So you'd have to know where the chargers are, etc.
still waiting for the Gregoryless run
We’re slowly learning your life story. One day, we will know everything
My heart and brain legit boosted with serotonin when finding out a new video was uploaded
I havent found a youtuber ive genuinely been so happy to see new uploads from in years, but i am happy to say you are my favorite.
5:15 almost drowning
ok but, I found the 'escaping death' glitch while playing the game normally, and i exploited the heck out of it, i felt powerful
So what I’m hearing is, new All Jumpscares Speedrun somewhere along the lines including T-Pose Blob
5:41 I tought cars are required to have a left side mirror.
Thank you for being an endless supply of good fnaf content in this weirdly long fnaf phase of mine
2:57 someone didnt make mud potions as a kid
I have a new name for bald Sun. Solar Eclipse. Or just Eclipse. I figured it would work since he has Moon's hostility, but he still has Sun's color palette/outfit.
This mans goes, "I didnt pay them, they didnt pay me, NO STRINGS ATTACHED!"
You haven’t had a complete life until you drank puddle water
Wait, what is going on with the floor jumpscare? Do you just get clipped into the floor and the game kills you to get you out?
theres no animation for burntrap killing you so it just sets you to his position on the map (the default jumpscare camera position) and dosent move it
My skill of gaming: it's showtime
Probably gonna be the best comment on this bid but is gonna be underrated
The Tim Hortons is the biggest loss of the video
"Roxy's gonna pitch a tent"
Rule 34 artists: "She already has"
When I first watched this video 7 months ago, I laughed at the coffee extract video since I don't drink coffee. I now consistently get ads for that coffee. Thanks Spiff.
This man’s voice cracks are legendary
After rewatching this video, the bear story Spiff tells about seeing a bear just casually walking through their camp area without a care makes me think the bear for sure understands that if it shows itself to humans, it gets a free ride home and doesn't have to put energy into the walk back lol
Freddy's ears wiggling is so cute.
7:34 finally, its my time to shine. I HAVE BROKEN 8 BONES ON ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
H O W
@@crazy-aus honestly, my doctors dont even understand how. i think its just really bad luck
@@lyssa08 Cool
FREE MY MAN HANK THE TANK!!!! 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
0:20 there's also all the hour varients and upgrade varients.
16:24 VEGGIE TALES LETS GO
i deadass just fell asleep to this
6:10 for some reason instead of bear I heard mayor so this was just wild to me 💀
free coffee sponsor, many dead runs, jumping conserves stamina, bear ransacked their camping trip, first one to break a bone out of him and his friend owes the other $20, afton has a jumpscare (kinda...)
ok but for real, why is this guy so entertaining?
It's spigg. He is just that way.
If you think about it, coffee is just bean water
“how could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!”
This type of video is very unique
Good Job Spiff
white woman jumpscare was the most terrifying thing to exist in this stream, even worse than the man that walked in with a broken toe.
Spiff be like:
Play the game normally...
oooooor
Draw 25 cards
Also Spiff:
has 25 cards
he has like 250 cards by now
spiff would have a lot more dirt on dream if this was released today
As someone who had a caffeine overdose from drinking coffee I didn't realize was Concentrate, watching him just take a swig of the liquid was horrifying
Dang that's scary man.
17:18 I'm 99% sure I've got one of those Webkins stuffed animals upstairs in my attic, I'm about to go check.
Edit: *I have a Lil'kinz Tiger*
I remember being on this stream, AstrallSpiff once read my message but didn't put it in the yt vid, and I don't care about it but I won't forgive him. This is of course a joke, and I have no idea why I'm writing this comment 4 months after it got released. Probably no one will see this but I still decided to comment. If you're reading this, hi. Take this cookie 🍪
@@kisio8 yay i got a cookie
@@Spencer_and_Millie Enjoy!
YAY COOKIE THANK YOU :D
Yummy yummy
Cookie :3
steel wool release a dlc
astralpiff: im gonna end this game whole carrer
Subspace emissary was bomb though, all things considered