As an alpha male giga chad sigma, I always make sure to piss on my hands in the urinal. This makes it very efficient, I wash my hands with my piss, finish my pissing, and assert my dominance on the urinal and the people around me while I do this.
Assuming he never uses soap in his life lol. I recommend you take a summer in industrial work and tell me if you can get epoxy paint off with soap. I assure you, soap doesnt work
@@mason11198 You're telling me heavy duty industrial materials I will never work in my life and made with the purpose of permanently adhering to concrete and to resist chemical removers can't be taken off by regular hand soap??!! 😱 😱😱 I guess that means I can't use soap anymore, by that logic I should throw away my beta male whiteboard eraser because it can't remove sharpie stains
@@woozy7405 I mean the guy clearly showers he was talking about his hands which probably regarded his hands getting dirty on the job and having to clean it with an otherwise chemical solution and he just thought the concept was nifty in your terms I suppose. You sound really insecure lol
@@wardiya3arbiyaNGL, we show each others our dresses with pockets. It goes even for pants with real and comfy pockets. You don't know how much you need pockets in your daily life until you have to wear women's clothes
I'm a mechanic and body tech. I own my own restoration shop. I wash my hands with soap and water. My hands are my most important tool, and I take care of them like I would any other tool.
@@kathleenmann7311 we all use soap and Im sure the guy in the vid does too In the trades some of these products don't come off. You cant scrub off concrete or epoxy paint, so its better to stay clean but if you manage to get product dried on you, yes gasoline is a miracle product to get rid of epoxy
As an industrial maintenance guy, I probably own more "girly" shower tools than most women I know. Are these guys just not cleaning the filth off themselves at the end of the day?
There is litteraly a guy in my class thats like this. He never showers, says that your hands are supposed to get dirty and have two flies flying over him.
As someone who's done a bit of work with vehicles, and engines, gasoline drys your skin out like nothing else, washing chemicals off your hands is not something to be afraid of.
Its also weird cuz dove made soap for men too so…. If he’s so concerned about smelling like cucumber melon or peach, there’s masculine scents too. .-. Heck, i prefer them even! My skin feels nice after too!
My guy thought getting skin cancer is a flex
Like seriously, want to die?! 😂
Dump him.
Bro thinks dying at 35 is a flex
I use paint remover to clean my hands sometimes, the cancer is not a flex to most people
Not really its def that you stand clear of
Of all of the people I've ever seen, this guy is definitely one of them.
? I mean no shiz lol
Hahaha 😂
Fascinating.
real 😭
Yep definitely
This man is so alpha, he wipes his ass with sandpaper.
He's so alpha, he doesn't wipe his ass
He's so alpha he doesn't wash his ass in the shower
@@timothykarlsson3126 He's so alpha, he probably doesn't even flush.
@littleladybrooks6635 he's so alpha, he shits around his house to assert dominance.
He’s so alpha, he takes a big liquid sh*t then grabs a straw & drinks it.
"I wash my hands with listerine and doodoo"💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
a lot healthier than the "alpha male"
_💀_
Oh fu- I am dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Literally me bro
As a normal human , I wash my hands with soap and rinse it with clean water .
as optimal human, some of us drink clean water, too. And out of a CLEAN CUP. So normal
:0
As an alpha male giga chad sigma, I always make sure to piss on my hands in the urinal. This makes it very efficient, I wash my hands with my piss, finish my pissing, and assert my dominance on the urinal and the people around me while I do this.
Does that mean you are not alpha enough 🤔
@@aparajita2023 yes
Achievement unlocked: women repeller.
Assuming he never uses soap in his life lol. I recommend you take a summer in industrial work and tell me if you can get epoxy paint off with soap. I assure you, soap doesnt work
@@mason11198 You're telling me heavy duty industrial materials I will never work in my life and made with the purpose of permanently adhering to concrete and to resist chemical removers can't be taken off by regular hand soap??!! 😱 😱😱 I guess that means I can't use soap anymore, by that logic I should throw away my beta male whiteboard eraser because it can't remove sharpie stains
@@woozy7405 I mean the guy clearly showers he was talking about his hands which probably regarded his hands getting dirty on the job and having to clean it with an otherwise chemical solution and he just thought the concept was nifty in your terms I suppose. You sound really insecure lol
Managers:
AYY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT
*BANG BANG BANG*
IMA NEED THAT SPRAY BRO
*BANG BANG BANG*
Nobody needs women plus ur a men repeller. lmfao.
Eating handmade pasta at his house is a death sentence
lucky for us, he most likely doesn't cook
@@mackenziecolebrook7223 “cooking’s for women”
@@mackenziecolebrook7223 "only women belongs in kitchen"
@@tqttle weird
Don’t eat his meatloaf
I wash my hands with the semen of my enemies
Real.
Real.
@@pinkleni-c7c smash
@@Uhh_club_penguin_enjoycp get help
Curious how my enemies always turn out to be trans women 😉
This man is so alpha that he only dates other alpha men
😂
Yo that is alpha
that is the most alpha thing
@munnoh1029 sigma gays???
I mean, what's manlier than two men?
He seems like the type of person to call someone a "snowflake" because they don't watch horror movies
Or when you don't cave in to peer pressure
Well...
Plz suggest any horror movie. I have watched almost majority of them but not got too scared😅
@@sup3982watch pizza ( Indian movie)
Because they are
Bro thinks he’s a primal 💀💯
He is
@@ArthurMrgan he's not
Define a "primal"
Honestly a lot of wild animals and most groups of humans are more clean then him 💀💀
Even primal knew better lol
We ain’t zesty you just musty
Anyone who uses the term "alpha male" unironically is the biggest walking red flag in any room.
more people should be taking notes here....
💯
💯 support this
Unless they're talking about fanfiction culture, but most of the time that's not serious either lol
Frr
He repels every woman within a five mile radius.
What was that for? Bro
I got a UTI just looking at this man's raggedy ass hands
Not me 😍😍😍😍😍
he probably doesnt want that kind of women anyway
He doesn’t care he tryna empress the manliest man that’s why he acts like this lol
buddy set up a whole tripod to tell everyone he doesn’t wash his hands
Got me laughin thanks dude. Also can replace doesnt wash his hand with " he is stupid " 😂
im your 1k like
The contrast between man impressing man vs woman impressing woman is INSANE
How women try to impress other women? " My man just got me s Cartier diamond and is not even our anniversary" 😅
@@wardiya3arbiyaNGL, we show each others our dresses with pockets. It goes even for pants with real and comfy pockets. You don't know how much you need pockets in your daily life until you have to wear women's clothes
@@areswalker5647 I'm a boy but my sister was so excited when she had these big ass pockets, that she tried to show them off to me 😭
@@Niggity_giggity be happy for her. Those things aren’t everywhere 😭
@@my.fav.no..is.12.point.9 I of course pretended to care lol
He is so alpha that he pees on his residence to mark his territory.
If you can't piss off your front porch, do you really own your home?
@@CodyBrandt580 lol that’s called being an animal. I really hope you don’t piss in your porch.
@@CodyBrandt580 umm
okay this is underrated
@@CodyBrandt580i mean yeah you own it but ur rigth if u dont piss on your porch you dont have the rigth to own it
I'm a mechanic and body tech. I own my own restoration shop.
I wash my hands with soap and water.
My hands are my most important tool, and I take care of them like I would any other tool.
BRAVO👍 YOU'RE A REAL MAN 💯😘
@@kathleenmann7311 we all use soap and Im sure the guy in the vid does too
In the trades some of these products don't come off. You cant scrub off concrete or epoxy paint, so its better to stay clean but if you manage to get product dried on you, yes gasoline is a miracle product to get rid of epoxy
this mindset is genuinely so attractive
As an industrial maintenance guy, I probably own more "girly" shower tools than most women I know. Are these guys just not cleaning the filth off themselves at the end of the day?
B12/brake clean
My man’s the reason why the life expectancy is lower for men
💀
My man's the reason why people remove the outlier
There is litteraly a guy in my class thats like this. He never showers, says that your hands are supposed to get dirty and have two flies flying over him.
That’s disgusting
@@SuavementeMemes Ik
nah with those flies he definitely is a cartoon character 💀
Nah bro's a looney tunes character bro probably has dark green stink lines and disappointing trumpet riffs following him
😂
"I wash my hands with gasoline then dry them with a flamethrower"
Lol! Oh
My gosh ! This one took it.
When a dude says "You wouldn't last a day at my job" its codeword for "I fucked around during high school and found out"
Lol. Most of the time
@@-gibby538 All*
@@alexevans3498 Most*
Says the guy 200k in student debt working at Starbucks
@@GreenBeret1903 😂😂😂
As an alpha male, i cam confirm that im stupid enough to not be able to read
Lmao
As a beta male, I can confirm I'm smarter than Albert Einstein and I will become the next world famous genius
i am male i am normal
As an alpha male, I can confirm that I like to call myself alpha male
I don't think I can describe what a male is
Hygiene was invented 1880
People 1879:
The guy was desperate to get a Darwin Award
Yeah
Lol
Nah bros getting a gumball award
Agreed (I'm the 666th like and nobody cares but I do)
This man is so alpha he doesn’t buy or sell anything to not be involved in any trans-action
OH DAYUM- took me a sec to get what youre putting down but dayum ima have to use that
Hahahahahhahah 😅
@@uncrustable9923 only thing im putting down is my pants 🤨📸
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 GYAT
LMAOO 💀💀
"I wash my hands in sulfuric acid you wash your hands with soap.....I have no hands"
So 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Male version of "not like the other girls".
Manly man: I don’t wipe my ass cause I’m a real man. I keep it dirty like my hands.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
I CANT BRO IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
Reasons why women live longer than men
Actually……
Who on average is more richer though?
The only reason is they annoy us to death
@@FreeWorld-cm4ywno some men are just dumbasses
@@connerhockey2540who is richer in living longer though?
You know that guy ain't touching a woman with those hands....
Heck, probably not even another man or anyone for that matter
Bro probably would but it won’t be consensual💀
@@lenzi5119 😂😂😂
@@Mizushimeee bro should just hide away on the woods
My man’s just flexed for forgetting to buy soap at the store 😂
Gives new meaning to ‘toxic masculinity
No ,this is the meaning.
That is littlery the meaning 💀
Hahahahahaah 😂
@@Juicysmoolyay7259no like literally toxic 👎
Nailed it! Lmao
This reminds me of the time a guy at the pool called me a wimp for putting on sunscreen.
It’s not ur fault you don’t wanna get 1st degree burns tf he think he is 💀
I hope he enjoys having a melanoma
only real men have skin cancer
I got sun poisoning all down my shoulder bcs I didn’t put on enough sunscreen my skin was blistering and started peeling off I still have some scars
“Sir I don’t want skin cancer…but if you do…you do you?”😵💫
He's clearly the type of person that doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom
He is the type of person to not wipe after pooping
He's the type to shake hand with others without washing his hand after pooping
Who washes there hands after peeing?
@@123djjdkskzklsl me
@@123djjdkskzklsl Every sane person???😭
“I wash my hands with diesel, you wash yours with dove soap”
Me: nope I wash mine with Dial
Look how alpha I am, I am subsribed to Ray william johnson.
The most alpha move of all time
What a distinguished gentleman, you are.
Your not an alpha your a giga chad
Thank you and Now excuse ne I need to watch a alpha show called Barbie.
@@An_unaware_wooper top tier alpha ness
As soon as camera turns off he goes on to wash his hands with soap and water.
nah he dries them with a flame thrower like a real alpha male/s
"...you wash your hands with dove soap"
I see that as an absolute win!
When someone calls themselves an alpha, you know they're a gamma.
As someone who worked at a gas station.
Don't drink
Don't sniff
Don't rub
And definitely don't wash your hands
With diesel
im j curious what happens if u sniff it
I wasn't gonna do it, but now that you people are so adamant that I don't, I will.
Well this guy is saying “if your not a idiot, don’t talk to me.” 💀
*you're *an 💀
@@ohreally1997🤡*🤓*
@@ohreally1997-🤓
He should have said “I’m an idiot and you’re not”😂
😂
😂
This guy is so alpha, he gets no girls
You know you did something extremely horrendously dumb when Ray talks about it
😅😂
but isn't the vid he's talking about ironic tho 💀
@@kornani657 yes it is
Not exactly, this one isn't really as bad as most of the stuff he talks about
The Rock washes his hands with Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris doesn’t wash, he only takes blood baths.
This man is so alpha he washes his face with acid
Hes so Alpha he doesnt need one thats just his accssory he doesnt need it
he’s so alpha that he doesn’t blink
He so alpha he doesn't charge his phone. His phone charge him
He's so alpha a spaceship engine doesn't burn him he burns the spaceship engine
He is so alpha that he doesn’t ride the motorcycle,he motors the cycles
dove soap? nah i wash em with toothpaste
This is the Alpha male of all time
For some reason yes.
Truly an alpha male moment ever
Hey 😊
Balla hva sjker 🤣
Hei, ser på pfp-en din du er norsk
"You wash your hands with Dove, I wash my hands with Dave"
😂😂😂
Ain’t no lady every letting those hands anywhere near her💀
This guy is not gona get kids at this rate 💀
I can guarantee they will.
She gotta get an UTI
Ngl this dude looks so similar to my elementary school principal💀
Bro haven't discovered water💀
You haven't discovered industrial product 💀
Let me pour a gallon of epoxy paint on u and see if u can scrub it off with some Cucina hand soap
We live in a society where someone washes their hand with diesel no one bats a eye but the moment I use my shi--
Ew! Gross, yo that's disgusting! You gotta use someone else's sh-! Boost your immune system!
Doesn’t seem fair huh Batman
95% of alpha males wash hands with dove soap
The rest 15% become sigma males
*Eats burrito*
Isn't 95+15=110 💀
@@s.h.i.h.t.z.u no one said these people are smart lol
Next thing you know they gonna say "math is for cowards".
110% huh what about the rest. Alpha Beta , Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliett, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sigma, Tango, Uniform.
@@alexevans3498 What about Victor, Whiskey, X-Ray, Yankee, Zebra?
This man is so alpha, he only pulls doors that have "push" written on them 💀☠️
"I wash my hands with listerine and Doo-Doo"-😂
Lol😂
😂
Ikr. And when Ray cracks up 🤣
“I wash my hands in concrete and diesel”
That makes them dirty brother
🤣😂🤣😂
As someone who is concrete, I don't want his grubby hands touching me
as someone who is diesel, he doesn't deserve to touch something as expensive as me, but he deserves something as priceless as skin cancer
@@McFairyl diesel patches?!
I had to search this on Google. And yes it does say “under no circumstances should you wash your hands with diesel” 😂😂😂
As someone who's done a bit of work with vehicles, and engines, gasoline drys your skin out like nothing else, washing chemicals off your hands is not something to be afraid of.
The problem is, I think, he doesn't do any work at all.
look at how clean his ray-ban's are. no way he done a day of hardwork
“Going to the gym is not manly, you should be Dwayne the rock Johnson at birth”
1926: In2023 we will have flying cars!
2023: * washing hands w concrete as a trend*
Well we know why bro created that “This is why I’m single” song. This is that exact reason.
"I ain't wiping, and I wash my hands with more poop." **spits in his own mouth**
as a gallon of diesel i can confirm you should not wash your hands with me
Its also weird cuz dove made soap for men too so…. If he’s so concerned about smelling like cucumber melon or peach, there’s masculine scents too. .-. Heck, i prefer them even! My skin feels nice after too!
"A real alpha male take cares of his happiness,hygiene.strength and his friends"
The only guys I know worried about being the bigger “man” are shrimpy little fuckers with mommy issues who take it out like their daddy did to them.
YASSSS
get that cringeass DaBoyzz humour out of my face
Also doesnt care about being an alpha male and *does not harass people in animal costumes for whatever reason*
@@Reituco nice to see you b1tch about it but i couldn't care less about your opinion.
This guy dishes out UTIs like fries at a drive-thru
homie definitely buzzes his hair so it's harder to notice he doesn't shower lmao
The"i wash my hands with lesterine and dodo " got me😂
“Yes, I’m one of those guys who’re unable to survive without a nagging wife. How’d you know?“ 😂
I don’t think he can survive the diseases you get washing your hands that way
“Haven’t taken a shower in 2 months”😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪
I’m pretty sure the guy is just playing a character to be frank.
I needed this channel in my life,thank you lmao
What a nice way to say that he is in the bottom of the "food chain" lol
If you have to say you're an alpha, you'er not one.
this man is so alpha, he doesn’t wipe his ass
Nope. He uses of a bidet with kerosene. 😂
@@JayDeeDubb bruhhh I was gonna say that omfg....💀💀🤣🤣
🍷🗿🗿
Hes so manly he washes his hands with air and clouds🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
I love that his job is just complaining over all people and people actually like it
He probably dropped the soap
Bro is so alpha he wipes his ass with cardboard 🗿
As an alpha male, i wash my hands with diesel and fire 🔥
Bro, I wash my hands with molten hot lava and glass shards. SIgMa
He's so manly he knowingly chooses to live with his completely curable STD. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Tf you mean std this man's a virgin
😂
"I rinse my hands with diesel"
The lighter in my pocket:
as a alpha male, i wash my hands with the insides of my enemies
alpha mâles in elder ring: 💀
Sprig fr a alpha male
Ayo 😳 that's SUS
If you can not present yourself at another's level, you beat them down to your own.
And?
Well don’t come running to me when your hands spontaneously combust.
You shouldn't touch wet concrete with you bare hands either. This guy is basically flexing how bad he is at his job
As the son of a mechanic, when we get our hands dirty we clean with degreaser and soap wth.
He works with industrial product though not mechanical components. It will not wash off in soap
so guys its either james charles or andrew tate? is there no in between?😭🙌🏻
✨kim kibum✨
Girll.. I'm actually trying to find someone in between 😭 but it seems there's a scarcity.. there is no middle..
Yup.
And if you ever meet somebody who says they're neither of those - Run. That's not a man, that's T800 from the future in trenchcoat.
Chris Evans
The middle is the guys with vergil pfps
The "Wash your hands you filthy animal" got me😂😂
This man’s got them corrosion hands
Andrew Tate got some competition here
Bros flexing an ER visit💀
Exactly.
Some chick definitely told him he smelled bad lmao
Anyone who says "under no circumstances should you wash your hands with diesel" has never had to grease a planetary gear, and it shows.
Bros literally working at the windows xp background location 😂
😂😂
just noticed