Whatever Happened To The Knockers ? - 1993

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • Cutting Edge follow-up to the 1983 documentary about the East End "Con Kids"

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  • @swiftcee266
    @swiftcee266 Месяц назад +2

    The ICF ladies and gentlemen.....proper lads. A young Andy Swallow....classic.

  • @slapperham1
    @slapperham1 3 года назад +19

    0:50 in conjunction with ICF Services 😄😄 that made me chuckle

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 3 года назад +12

    The knockers are knocking on around 60 plus now. Cracking doc.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 года назад +2

      I said to someone earlier my uncle played one of the Millwall lot, you're right he's about 63 I think

  • @grahammurray7426
    @grahammurray7426 5 лет назад +6

    So glad to find this is remember watching the original back in the day.

  • @annother3350
    @annother3350 4 года назад +10

    I was having a break from decorating one day and had all the upstairs windows open when i heard some knockers coming to the door. And one was saying to the other in a very determined way '...and don't fucking take no for an answer!!'. Needless to say i didn't answer the door...

  • @jatkinson3938
    @jatkinson3938 3 года назад +11

    Labello Blanco, some classic on that label. Wasn't expecting to see that label in this documentary. Great doc, good watch

    • @allen63b
      @allen63b 3 года назад +1

      I think Havin it in Ibiza was released on Labello Blanco. First track On Ya Way by Helicopter ❤️ I give it a spin now and again.

  • @blueturtle3203
    @blueturtle3203 5 лет назад +10

    I'd love to see the original film again. Can't find it anywhere.

  • @robbiedanny3662
    @robbiedanny3662 Месяц назад +1

    Selling a oven glove and a iron board cover was like winning the lottery 😂

  • @journeybymoonlight3216
    @journeybymoonlight3216 5 лет назад +3

    I saw this back on the air back in 1993. I thought it was great because I love 80's stuff.

  • @davebayliss3142
    @davebayliss3142 4 года назад +14

    There’s something really really nice about this video

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 3 года назад +5

      yeah. the good old days.

  • @m.money0753
    @m.money0753 3 года назад +14

    Propper jack the lads,true characters doesnt seem to be many left nowadays enjoyed watching this.

    • @annonymous3948
      @annonymous3948 2 года назад +1

      Fucking toe rags! Ripping off a pensioner...cunts!

  • @stevecooksley
    @stevecooksley 4 года назад +8

    Brilliant to see again. I used to play in the same football team with Mark - funny bloke.

  • @jcassidy1984
    @jcassidy1984 4 года назад +6

    This was amazing - thanks for posting!

  • @JRP80820
    @JRP80820 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for posting, great documentary.

  • @jasonantigua6825
    @jasonantigua6825 2 месяца назад +1

    Good,friend of mine Jason Mariner told me about this! Jason was the top lad at Chelsea back in these days!

    • @johnbush6901
      @johnbush6901 Месяц назад +4

      Mariner has NEVER been a "top lad" at chelsea

  • @JohnSmith-su3ze
    @JohnSmith-su3ze 2 года назад +10

    2:27 Bob Mills 🤣

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 22 дня назад +2

      @JohnSmith-su3ze
      I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
      Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-su3ze
      @JohnSmith-su3ze 22 дня назад +1

      @@steve__youtube Yeah, we still use all those phrases too haha
      That prat answered the door to me.....bollocks 🤣

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 22 дня назад

      @@JohnSmith-su3ze 🤣

  • @mayena
    @mayena Год назад +1

    2:00-2:20 Manor Road, West Ham. 2:56-3:03 Bidder Street, Canning Town.

  • @scuttle69
    @scuttle69 6 лет назад +6

    wtached this back in 1983 was a great documentry been looking for this for years my father did have this on vhs . what happened to woolich there was no mention of him in the 1993 doc thanx for a great post

    • @eld460
      @eld460 4 года назад +2

      Woolwich was the cab driver.

    • @bigbadjohn07
      @bigbadjohn07 3 года назад +2

      He coached at west ham.

    • @JR-cl3md
      @JR-cl3md 3 года назад

      @@eld460 you sure about that?

    • @jimmymcgill713
      @jimmymcgill713 2 года назад

      @@bigbadjohn07 he still is, alongside pottsie.

  • @kevinell6605
    @kevinell6605 Месяц назад

    I love to know if the original Documentary is out there somewhere ?

  • @weekender8839
    @weekender8839 Месяц назад +1

    Seamus is a proper switched on geezer and character. He’s more of an actor than the bod who shacked up with the posh sort

  • @danielwarren3138
    @danielwarren3138 2 года назад +4

    "He's four by two, you know. Front wheel".
    Had to google what he was on about, he might as well have been speaking French.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Год назад +1

      I can't believe that there are actually people in Britain who have to Google common Rhyming slang:four by two =jew front wheel skid =yid

    • @danielwarren3138
      @danielwarren3138 Год назад +2

      @@michaelharrison3602I'm familiar with most rhyming slang but "four by two" and "front wheel" are not ones that I have heard in common conversation

    • @davehoward22
      @davehoward22 Год назад +2

      Me neither.

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      Lol, im gonna start using that phrase on facebook and/or 4chan.

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Месяц назад

      Heard 4 by 2 loads of times but never front wheel

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 5 лет назад +3

    Renault, gotta have a few bob. How times have changed...

  • @jingobop1225
    @jingobop1225 5 лет назад +27

    The first wave of casuals certainly weren't clones the boys are definitely characters. I'm not from east London but these guys are well worth a documentary and it's good to see this time of life documented, the 80's fashion etc

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 3 года назад +2

      yeah its a a cracking documentary

    • @Tmuk2
      @Tmuk2 2 года назад +1

      My uncle used to dress like this; drainpipe jeans, white socks, slip-on shoes, pringle jumper + medallion. Must have been the east end look in the mid 80s

    • @jimmymcgill713
      @jimmymcgill713 2 года назад +2

      @@Tmuk2 farahs rather than jeans for me, but Yea, spot on. 👖⚒️

  • @strictlycasual765
    @strictlycasual765 5 лет назад +11

    In conjecture with ICF Services 😂😂

  • @russellwilliams1162
    @russellwilliams1162 5 лет назад +14

    Anyone spot the young Andy Swallow of icf fame?

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 4 года назад +6

    13:25 Even the dog can tell that you're trying to scam people.

  • @markrichards636
    @markrichards636 Месяц назад +1

    What happened to the East end?

    • @DannyLN.1
      @DannyLN.1 Месяц назад

      The 3rd world vermin moved in,we moved out.

  • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
    @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 2 года назад +1

    The one with dark hair on the right at the start is a young Bob Mills!

  • @popeye8813
    @popeye8813 6 лет назад +34

    The fight was fake

    • @realizethetruth9427
      @realizethetruth9427 5 лет назад +11

      You don't say!!

    • @Timcurryman
      @Timcurryman 4 года назад +2

      Like a fucking audition for EastEnders.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 3 года назад +6

      My uncle played one of the Millwall lot

    • @AcidRayne100
      @AcidRayne100 3 года назад +5

      There's a shop that only sells sticks for fighting with 🤣

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 3 года назад +1

      I known this was two years ago but i do hope you have found some mre brain cells. Andy England 🇬🇧👍😁🧠

  • @MarknoblesAcidhouseparty
    @MarknoblesAcidhouseparty 6 лет назад +11

    IRONS !! Great to see swallow n that clearly show despise humble beginnings , talent and that entrepreneurial spirit shines through

  • @TomTom-so6hc
    @TomTom-so6hc 5 лет назад +12

    And they reckon the lads before them were mugs and kept shouting out silly things ?

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 года назад +4

    Someone should do a 40th anniversary reunion documentary. I imagine they won't be hard to track down. They're probably on Facebook.

    • @raf3070
      @raf3070 2 года назад +1

      A few are but most of them not

  • @billydingle7246
    @billydingle7246 Год назад +1

    like to see how they are getting on in 2023

  • @coam3708
    @coam3708 2 года назад +4

    OMG ................Danny, Andy swallow and the boys .................Bridge house canning town Terry Murphy, Glen, Darren RIP .............GREAT DAYS

  • @JohnSmith-su3ze
    @JohnSmith-su3ze 2 года назад +2

    0:55 The last 10 years have been muggy bonehead

  • @Robert.Deeeee
    @Robert.Deeeee 5 лет назад +16

    15:40 'muggy boneheads' lol
    Classic

    • @iltwlal
      @iltwlal 2 года назад +1

      Been laughing at this for 20 years

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 22 дня назад

      @Robert.Deeeee
      I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
      Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

  • @Waxadisc
    @Waxadisc 6 лет назад +16

    I'm selling goods on behalf of icf services 😂😂😂. I saw this when it came out in 93. Brilliant

  • @DLux437
    @DLux437 Месяц назад +1

    Andy still going, Centreforce!!

  • @retrowavewrestling6028
    @retrowavewrestling6028 2 года назад +4

    Top Flight Time Machine sent me here.

  • @MosesDeLaRoses
    @MosesDeLaRoses Год назад

    Geezer at 10:32 looks like Chris from Skins. 'Two leather dusters for a paaand'

  • @journeybymoonlight3216
    @journeybymoonlight3216 5 лет назад +4

    I would answer the door the young man "I would love you show you somthing upstairs".

  • @jasonparfitt4299
    @jasonparfitt4299 Год назад

    Can I have a glass of water please ,the ultimate cheeky chappie😅

  • @m9mike9
    @m9mike9 10 месяцев назад

    I thought this was going to be a documentary about Katie Price.

  • @howey935
    @howey935 6 лет назад +15

    I’d like to see what they’re all doing now they’ll be nearing pension age soon.

  • @patriothammer1460
    @patriothammer1460 4 года назад +2

    Bob looks so young ⚒🙏👊

  • @CrueLoaf
    @CrueLoaf Год назад +2

    Proper chamois leathers, yes!
    Later.
    Simulated chamois leather Officer! 😂

  • @Kryotek7
    @Kryotek7 3 года назад +8

    One of the fore-runners of fake documentaries, or at least acted documentaries. The fight scene being the best example. The whole thing wreaks of staging and orchestration.

    • @danielwarren3138
      @danielwarren3138 2 года назад +2

      Too many camera angles makes the staging obvious

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 года назад +3

      Course it was orchestrated, all the south London lot were really West ham, least my uncle was

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад +1

      Around the same time the Sun newspaper did a big story about Tilbury, pretended it had a massive skinhead problem when it was just a bit boring grey town without those problems.

  • @RicTic66
    @RicTic66 5 лет назад +11

    I recognise a few of the faces in this video from WHUFC's firm in the early 80s. Believe you me I'm no lover of the 'irons' but these lads were the real deal, they dished it out all over England and took their kickings when things got out of hand like in Manchester when outnumbered 5 to one they stood and got bashed up. Not sure if it was before or after that they give it to United on the ferry to Holland .

    • @elisabrown3018
      @elisabrown3018 4 года назад +4

      RicTic66 The ferry was 86,15 icf were upstairs drinking in the inter city bar,took on 150 Man U and held them off for hours they had to turn the boat round back to England.👊⚒

    • @deancox.1722
      @deancox.1722 4 года назад +3

      Andy was on the ferry true story

    • @deancox.1722
      @deancox.1722 4 года назад +1

      There was 5 and a few Essex boys think one helped and got 5yrs

    • @derekduvall6482
      @derekduvall6482 2 года назад +3

      Man Utd and Chelsea were the best at claiming a result when outnumbering the opposition 5 to 1, like it was something to brag about.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 года назад

      Spot on mate, my uncle played one of the Millwall lot, west ham through and through, loved a tear up

  • @njohnson6589
    @njohnson6589 5 лет назад +4

    Yes officer it's run by local organised crime groups..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lewisgreen1633
    @lewisgreen1633 4 года назад +5

    How you being straight with me if your nicking me gear?🥴

  • @kieranhoulihan5692
    @kieranhoulihan5692 3 года назад +2

    Andy is a old man now.

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube7621 5 месяцев назад

    Who came here after MeDinner?

  • @benshutt
    @benshutt 2 года назад

    Anyone else here through TFTM?

  • @steve__youtube
    @steve__youtube 22 дня назад

    I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
    Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

  • @JustAnotherThisDJ
    @JustAnotherThisDJ 6 месяцев назад +1

    2024 theyd all be sit in the van on their phones absorbing the latest news and twitter

  • @pollardmark
    @pollardmark 3 года назад +6

    Ha Harrrr.. This was a classic.. Im Bed with Me Dinner summed it up fa me.. The Ironing board cover lmao .. Theres all disabled people everywhere Ha HARR !! The Millwall boys going COME ON COME ON lmao .. Until ya pay me im taking ya Driver :-) ALRIGHT STEVE .. Nobody there called Steve HA Harr .. With all that Palava .. The GAMES FUCKED !!

  • @dizzylizzysunflower
    @dizzylizzysunflower 3 года назад +4

    I remember watching this at the time..some of it was hilarious!

  • @TheWESTSIDE1967
    @TheWESTSIDE1967 2 года назад +3

    The Originals, Old skool ICF know one of these boys here, Danny H ⚒

  • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
    @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 2 года назад +1

    20:50 because of course kidnap isn’t “forceful” nor a “liberty”!
    😂💀

  • @standman525
    @standman525 4 года назад +8

    Who has ended up here from Medinner ?

  • @martinsanders6850
    @martinsanders6850 5 лет назад +1

    ".... WOLLY... ".

  • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
    @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 2 года назад +1

    These guys are definitely football, not a muggy bone’ead amongst among them...!

  • @wwhitelaw9286
    @wwhitelaw9286 2 года назад

    Anyone know where a can get the original doc??

  • @nutonehiphop7505
    @nutonehiphop7505 4 года назад +2

    That was a handy handymans shop!

    • @thepeckhampoet1909
      @thepeckhampoet1909 6 месяцев назад

      As Bob mills says in his TV show reviewing this documentary,
      Oh look everyone there's a shop that conveniently sells sticks just for fighting.

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 2 года назад +1

    Bon Voyage my china plates.

  • @davidbrent2046
    @davidbrent2046 3 года назад +3

    Is this acting ? Or is it real

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 3 года назад +3

      Half n HALF/real folk with some dramatic effect

  • @coam3708
    @coam3708 2 года назад +1

    honestly the things we got away with ...u just could not do it now ...we hijacked a Plesey Coach on the way back from bill gardner's football team someone lobbed a beer tin at the coach driver, he stopped jumped out so Spam drove the coach old bill flooded us and we all got on a No 15 bus to the green gate and Clive asked for 22 ..10pence fares 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @weekender8839
    @weekender8839 5 лет назад +3

    Fridge freezers

  • @stagaz
    @stagaz Месяц назад

    Grant Fleming ?

  • @jameslittle8500
    @jameslittle8500 2 года назад

    "renault, gotta av a few bob" lol

  • @theefishlippedone
    @theefishlippedone 5 лет назад +1

    Good stuff

  • @alexgroushko3142
    @alexgroushko3142 2 года назад

    Is the actor bloke Jay Simpson?

  • @arronblack67
    @arronblack67 2 года назад +1

    Would I be correct in saying these lads where ICF?

    • @jimmymcgill713
      @jimmymcgill713 2 года назад

      Take a wild guess! 😁

    • @1690YiD
      @1690YiD 7 месяцев назад

      😅@@jimmymcgill713

  • @djc1234
    @djc1234 3 года назад +1

    Is the whole documentary a parady?

  • @ostapbendervan7874
    @ostapbendervan7874 4 года назад +1

    The cars

  • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
    @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 2 года назад +4

    I doubt the Jewish businessman made it all from the knocking game! 😂💀
    I have an inkling he may have made his fortune from his jewellery shop in Leicester Square!
    More likely lent the knocker boss the money to get the stock…

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      The knocker aint making the money, the bloke with the van and his yob mates who treat them like slaves are the ones making money.

    • @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse
      @4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse 6 месяцев назад

      @@olivere5497 but his yob mates are the knockers…Or did I miss something?

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      @@4th_Lensman_of_the_apocalypse they are literally suckers.
      'Dont worry Gary, Kev here will take good care of you!'

  • @ZOOT_CAPTAIN
    @ZOOT_CAPTAIN Год назад

    lol i done knocking in about 98/99 when out of jail traveled all over it def was a giggle

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      Could you explain a bit more, it seems like ex-cons have been doing door step peddling since Victorian times.

  • @DOGMORFEMOCI
    @DOGMORFEMOCI 23 дня назад

    The Knackers

  • @TomWard-wo1rz
    @TomWard-wo1rz Месяц назад

    The house would have been reccied for a future burglary.

  • @Usernameunavailableyoubastards
    @Usernameunavailableyoubastards 3 года назад +6

    9:15 All the gears pony you mug... hahaha

  • @n136h
    @n136h 6 лет назад +3

    Who's ICF services then? Lol

    • @Mr69Deano
      @Mr69Deano 6 лет назад +1

      n136h inter city firm..
      . west ham hooligans

    • @patriothammer1460
      @patriothammer1460 4 года назад +2

      I take it you never had a calling card left on your forehead 🙏 lucky you ⚒

  • @sondercichlidaquariums4951
    @sondercichlidaquariums4951 5 лет назад +7

    Very entertaining but so obviously fake

    • @mrnobody4237
      @mrnobody4237 2 года назад +1

      Fight was staged but not the rest.

  • @Bobbibouchersmumwasright
    @Bobbibouchersmumwasright 3 года назад +1

    Health and safety bod would blow his over that building site 🤣🤣

  • @bascet1
    @bascet1 6 лет назад +8

    This is what these jokers you see at football now clad in their stone island coat and thinking that's all it takes, back in the day everything revolved around the firm (hate that phrase),we were all mates who trusted each other to graft and fight with.

    • @jimstertms
      @jimstertms 5 лет назад +1

      bascet1 was you a knocker with them then ?

  • @jaslion7218
    @jaslion7218 3 года назад +1

    I remember when 1st out, think taped on vhs . COYL ha ha

  • @largedelta
    @largedelta 2 года назад +1

    Anyone IFS here
    TTFN

  • @sammy6100
    @sammy6100 10 месяцев назад

    Mark now works for fake taxi haha

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      You are joking?? (Not that i've heard of fake taxi!)

  • @TRADINGMAN1
    @TRADINGMAN1 Год назад

    A kite for an Allan - honestly 😂

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 6 лет назад +4

    magic

  • @strangeexchange1
    @strangeexchange1 Месяц назад

    Woolwich was a grass

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 5 лет назад +7

    Four by two = jew. Front wheel = your guess is as good as mine.

  • @NH-bz9jv
    @NH-bz9jv 3 года назад +3

    In Bed with MeDinner ripped these clowns apart🤣🤣🤣

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 года назад

      @@jimmymcgill713 not beyond me at all squire, all I see is a bunch of clowns. Not rocket science…….squire.

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 года назад

      @@jimmymcgill713 nah, I’m good ta.

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 года назад

      @@jimmymcgill713 your mum doesn’t think I’m slow. Go and bore someone else 🤣🤣

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 года назад

      @@jimmymcgill713 awww did she? Bless, she bangs like a barn door. You must be so proud👍

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 года назад

      @@jimmymcgill713 your mum loves em😘

  • @2WheelSam
    @2WheelSam 3 года назад +4

    Ahah love this. There’s disabled people everywhere

  • @markmitchell2282
    @markmitchell2282 2 года назад

    Been knocking best part of 30 years . From Nottingham

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 6 месяцев назад

      So have you literally 'just got out of jail' every monday morning for the last 30 years?

    • @markmitchell2282
      @markmitchell2282 6 месяцев назад

      @@olivere5497 give yourself a hug 🤗

  • @mci6830
    @mci6830 5 лет назад +4

    southern geezers .

  • @elisabrown3018
    @elisabrown3018 5 лет назад +4

    West Ham icf😀👊⚒

  • @ziggypete1593
    @ziggypete1593 6 лет назад +3

    Used to do this in Derby lmao

    • @johnkinahan4230
      @johnkinahan4230 4 года назад +1

      With mark edwards he did it round there seaside he nickname

    • @dodgydruid
      @dodgydruid 3 года назад

      I remember when we tore up Derby's brand spanking new stadium... that took the jam out of many doughnuts that day when they upped the ante, called and got bust, them seats made lethal frisbees :P

  • @tomj5514
    @tomj5514 2 года назад +1

    2 words. Work Ethic

  • @beadlesmhankyfist2274
    @beadlesmhankyfist2274 Год назад

    ICF Services 😆😆😆😆

  • @njohnson6589
    @njohnson6589 5 лет назад +2

    Better off with the wallys shouting Willie's.. Than the hooligans tryin to exit van on North circular..😲😲😂😂😞😞