Whitest Kids U Know: Leg Peeing

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Whitest Kids U Know
    A bitter battle of pride.
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  • @jd6735
    @jd6735 10 лет назад +1836

    This skit is the perfect metaphor for internet arguments. "I can stand here all day, for I, am unemployed."

  • @metastophles
    @metastophles 16 лет назад +1384

    "Sexual favors? But he is just a boy!"
    "Ah! But we, are British!"
    "Touche!"

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 3 года назад +56

      Older than that British boy.

    • @pacocastaneda525
      @pacocastaneda525 3 года назад +4

      @@zakunick1 lmao

    • @witchdoctor180
      @witchdoctor180 3 года назад +19

      The dudes from Cumtown totally stole this exchange in their riffs on The Dark Knight

    • @ronaldofinkmullen6430
      @ronaldofinkmullen6430 3 года назад +5

      @@witchdoctor180 robocop 2: showgirls is solid as shit tho

    • @josephgilboy6259
      @josephgilboy6259 3 года назад +3

      @RealSweetKid yeah it's their unfunniness that's made them one of the most successful patreons of all time, let alone podcasts

  • @BuddhaBot
    @BuddhaBot 8 лет назад +517

    This is the worst ad for Boobie's Water Pub I've ever seeen

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 7 лет назад +20

      So the other ones are EVEN BETTER??!

    • @BuddhaBot
      @BuddhaBot 7 лет назад

      toonbat yis...

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18 5 лет назад +3

      I’m certain it’s named so they could say “boobies” three times, lol

  • @DigitalDirigibles
    @DigitalDirigibles 3 года назад +742

    Just realized that this skit is the reason I still to this day say “it seems to me we’re at an impasse” when in disagreement with anyone about anything. RIP Trevor

    • @dominicmanriquez1645
      @dominicmanriquez1645 3 года назад +1

      Still kills man

    • @Jupiterninja95
      @Jupiterninja95 3 года назад +7

      it could also be Spongebob

    • @absurdhero144
      @absurdhero144 3 года назад +1

      Or Donald Glover's standup routine

    • @MrAwawe
      @MrAwawe 3 года назад +2

      It's a fairly common phrase

    • @banshee46
      @banshee46 2 года назад +7

      I use "And still, I pee" whenever someone's trying to tell me that my ideas/current actions are doomed to failure :P

  • @Buckleofbelt
    @Buckleofbelt 10 лет назад +431

    "HUH? WHATS ALL THIS?" gets me every time :D

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 9 лет назад +666

    I can see the Monty Python influence in this.

    • @feistynailartist6344
      @feistynailartist6344 7 лет назад +71

      Max Power it's funny that you say that cause trevor moore actually said in an interview that Monty python was the only comedy show his mom allowed him to watch as a kid for some reason lol

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 3 года назад +2

      i was thinking mr show but you're right

    • @avydazoic3864
      @avydazoic3864 2 года назад

      i saw that too, i described this to my friend as two americans watched monty python

    • @jessemusic606
      @jessemusic606 Год назад +1

      Because they're British?

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 9 месяцев назад +2

      They literally start going into the timeskip from Holy Grail at the end there

  • @blinus42
    @blinus42 3 года назад +350

    RIP the great Trevor Moore, whose leg was being peed upon in this skit. We'll miss you, icon. *salutes*

    • @Dr.ZoidbergPhD
      @Dr.ZoidbergPhD 3 года назад +16

      His leg will be peed on in spirit, for ever until the end of time

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Год назад +1

      I was in the middle of laughing at this sketch when I read this....ugggghhhhh😢

  • @raxelleon8189
    @raxelleon8189 10 лет назад +643

    "Sexual favors!? But he is just a boy!"
    "But we are British!"
    "Touche'!!"
    Don't you just love it when they say things like that?

    • @AristedesLoL
      @AristedesLoL 9 лет назад

      i freaking love that part xD

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 9 лет назад +3

      Since they gave us Garry Glitter and Ian Watkins, they make it all too easy.

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18 9 лет назад +4

      Ah, just look at Jimmy Savile. Makes sense.

    • @jeffbrondo6831
      @jeffbrondo6831 7 лет назад +1

      A lot of likes for a misquote.

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 7 лет назад +14

      It might just be a gag about how the age of consent in England is 16, which is lower than that of the US. Though from what I see that's tame by European standars, where it can go as low as 14 for many countries, like Germany, Austria and Italy.

  • @karlmarx6067
    @karlmarx6067 10 лет назад +453

    AND STILL I PEE

    • @themax37
      @themax37 9 лет назад +35

      You still pee and I still stand.

    • @innpeasea5121
      @innpeasea5121 5 лет назад +4

      And still I stand...

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 4 года назад +3

      And I still stand

    • @flyhard3388
      @flyhard3388 4 года назад +1

      @@crappyaccount Here I stand

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18 3 года назад +1

      I can stand here all night, for I am unemployed

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains 3 года назад +86

    I love how he just steps right up to his leg as if he never considered once peeing anywhere but right there.

  • @Regan995
    @Regan995 9 лет назад +242

    the face he makes when he says "sir you seem to be peeing upon my leg" best anything ever

  • @grobanlover292
    @grobanlover292 6 лет назад +141

    "Oh boy, my studies!"

    • @juantony
      @juantony 4 года назад +4

      “YOU GO SEE THE BOOBIES WATER OR I BOX YOUR EARS!”

  • @TyeNee
    @TyeNee 17 лет назад +85

    "The boy shall take up the act of peeing upon your leg, and I in turn, will pee upon his face".
    "... You clever devil".

  • @hacksrfun
    @hacksrfun 11 лет назад +90

    In my opinion this is one of their best sketches. I've seen all the episodes of the show and this is my favorite

  • @bestleesinna7702
    @bestleesinna7702 7 лет назад +83

    But then the boy won't be able to buy him water. Standing Man Trevor wins

    • @gators2728
      @gators2728 3 года назад +5

      Unless the boy films it and sells it on the darkweb.

    • @oliversmith9737
      @oliversmith9737 3 года назад

      no, it's a pump. the water is free

    • @godofspacetime333
      @godofspacetime333 3 года назад +16

      The sexual favor in question does not have to be unending. The boy will certainly at some point be satiated of his desire to have his face peed upon, consider the payment fulfilled, run off to procure more water, and return to continue the cycle. So the only variables are Shakespeare’s and Bacon’s willpower, and of course the boy’s continuing desire for his face to be peed upon. Admittedly though, Trevor is still at an advantage in this scenario, for he does not have to rely on the sexual desires of a young boy to reach his endgame.

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 Год назад +1

      @@godofspacetime333 that last sentence is a bit of a doozy to say about anyone!

    • @strictlyrudeinhd
      @strictlyrudeinhd Год назад

      @@godofspacetime333 but you forget the boy needs money to buy water from boobies, he's effectively buying sex from the Englishman, and being just a boy he will run out of money, leaving trevor victorious

  • @brianjohnson1290
    @brianjohnson1290 16 лет назад +63

    "I happen to know the child enjoys golden showers"
    lol, freakin great.

  • @christopherauzenne5023
    @christopherauzenne5023 6 лет назад +53

    So this is where the term pissing match comes from

  • @snoop72072003
    @snoop72072003 10 лет назад +54

    And I in turn, shall pee upon his face. epic

  • @Tremmor500
    @Tremmor500 3 года назад +41

    RIP Trevor. This was my favorite sketch. You’ll live on through your work.

  • @push1back2
    @push1back2 16 лет назад +76

    "I will offer him sexual favors!"
    "But he's just a boy!"
    "Ah but we are British!"
    "Touche!"

  • @vincentrivera3306
    @vincentrivera3306 7 лет назад +68

    38 years later he died of infancy?? 😂😂

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 3 года назад +3

      I'm glad i wasn't the only one stuck puzzling that line. I missed the next few lines because i was stuck on that hahaha

    • @michaelseanderry
      @michaelseanderry 3 года назад +7

      He was reborn again, clearly, but I digress.

  • @StaticFlow5150
    @StaticFlow5150 8 лет назад +37

    I've watched every season and episode and this is my favorite WKUK sketch.

  • @whoslistening2u
    @whoslistening2u 16 лет назад +14

    This one just has one great line after another ... "You get thee to Boobie's water pub or I'll box your ears!"

  • @frankthetank5798
    @frankthetank5798 3 года назад +11

    This was the first WKUK sketch I ever saw. I remember quoting it constantly.
    Rip T, may your leg still be pissed upon.

  • @jonh.7379
    @jonh.7379 3 года назад +14

    RIP Trevor Moore- Thanks for the endless laughs when I was in high school.

  • @mmr0221
    @mmr0221 3 года назад +6

    Zach’s voice alternates between Chris Rock and Daniel Day Lewis in There will be Blood

  • @TheOneGuitarGuy
    @TheOneGuitarGuy 3 года назад +14

    Rest in peace, Trevor Moore. You'll be missed dearly.

  • @AM22Salabok
    @AM22Salabok 9 лет назад +19

    Oh man. I remember watching this in elementary school and even now my friend and I can still laugh over this and remember the times back then :)

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 3 года назад +1

      ...elementary school.

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 5 лет назад +7

    You clever devil... the game is on.

  • @aether13x69
    @aether13x69 5 лет назад +3

    "You get down to Boobies Watet Pub or I'll box your ears!"

  • @Regan995
    @Regan995 9 лет назад +61

    is it bad if i can quote the whole sketch without hearing it

    • @dusanstevanovic7551
      @dusanstevanovic7551 9 лет назад +70

      Dub 420 Don't worry, people quote William Shakespeare all the time.

    • @NinjaSynik
      @NinjaSynik 8 лет назад +27

      +dušan stevanović You clever devil...

  • @jorisk.1184
    @jorisk.1184 8 лет назад +54

    jahova's golff w/ friends anyone?

  • @caseygrosshans1818
    @caseygrosshans1818 3 года назад +23

    Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you. The perfect metaphor for the American two party system.. but on a more serious note: RIP Trevor. You are an absolute god to the “MySpace generation 20 somethings” and represent the early internet skit years before vine, TikTok or any of those other abominations. You will me missed every day

    • @suXses
      @suXses Год назад +2

      You mean the Uniparty that serves their common corporate donors?

  • @TheCynicalNihilist
    @TheCynicalNihilist 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love saying to people, "huhh, Wahhts aww this?!" Whenever i hear some nonsense

  • @EDS2314
    @EDS2314 3 года назад +5

    Titan of comedy. Rest in Peace Trevor Moore, made my life brighter.

  • @formetopoopon83
    @formetopoopon83 16 лет назад +5

    "the boy shall take up the act of peeing upon your leg, and i in turn will pee upon his face"
    lmao

  • @AngelineSmiles
    @AngelineSmiles 11 лет назад +7

    it must have been SO hard to rehearse this without laughing

  • @TheMrsmartass13
    @TheMrsmartass13 Год назад +3

    My favourite memory is subjecting my classmates to these sketches way back in Highschool, our Indigenous Studies teacher would let us watch youtube videos and when it was my turn I would put on these sketches and she would be laughing along, I was surprised cause she was a small older lady and she was laughing at the absurdity of all the sketches.

  • @3n3my33
    @3n3my33 3 года назад +4

    I like the implication that all the following sketches are the lost plays lol

  • @righteousrawb7225
    @righteousrawb7225 5 месяцев назад +2

    Many years later i still find this so funny 😂

  • @RedCandles_
    @RedCandles_ 3 года назад +5

    Rest In Peace Trevor Moore, you are loved!!!

  • @Buckleofbelt
    @Buckleofbelt 12 лет назад +5

    "HUH? What's all this?" Hahahaha gets me every time.

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 11 лет назад +8

    Has to be one of the top ten WKUK skits of all time.

  • @BlackHawkGaming
    @BlackHawkGaming 14 лет назад +4

    lol CLASSIC LOGIC HUMOR!!! GREAT! i love how he says, "How do you plan to perform these sexual favors that you intend to promise this boy ...when you are committed to the act of peeing...upon my person?" LOL

  • @alexmagers6595
    @alexmagers6595 3 года назад +4

    RIP Trever. Still we pee, and always will.

  • @texasallstar6969
    @texasallstar6969 16 лет назад +2

    " i will offer him sexual favors."
    "sexual favors?1 but he is just a boy!"
    "but we a re British!"
    "Touche sir."

  • @Shepfax
    @Shepfax 16 лет назад +8

    "Ahh...ahh, I say, sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg."
    "What? What's all this?"
    "Ah, good sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg."
    LOL 5/5

  • @Tuvao
    @Tuvao 15 лет назад +5

    "You clever devil!" AMAZING! LOL

  • @shilohstout5152
    @shilohstout5152 7 лет назад +4

    When you're both too immature to walk away...

  • @francescosem90
    @francescosem90 14 лет назад +4

    "I say, sir, you, you seem to be peeing upon my leg" Hahahaha

  • @DaveWBK
    @DaveWBK 16 лет назад +4

    "I happen to know the child enjoys golden showers" lulz!

  • @Vampiro187_umm
    @Vampiro187_umm 11 лет назад +2

    Ah what's all this?

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 8 лет назад +23

    but when the boy takes up the act of peeing upon the man's leg the boy's blater will go dry

    • @StaticFlow5150
      @StaticFlow5150 8 лет назад +12

      +AJSSPACEPLACE Ah-Ha ! But when the boy runs out of pee to expel upon his leg, I will return to the act of peeing upon your leg. As the boy fetches a fresh pint of water.

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 8 лет назад +6

      StaticFlow5150 But if you drink too much water you are likely to spill on yourself and when you do you will lose grip of that glass bottle. once your grip is lost it will fall to the ground and shatter then you'll be left with no water and nothing to refill.

    • @G_Genie
      @G_Genie 8 лет назад +15

      Though true, I may avoid such a circumstance by asking the boy himself to hold the pint of water on my behalf.
      I trust the child to have a steady grip, as most british children do.

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 6 лет назад +6

      Genocidal Genie You clever devil. The game is on!

    • @blairfleming5861
      @blairfleming5861 3 года назад +1

      not if the boy consumes the golden shower that the man let lose upon his face and consequently it shall be as if the boy and the man are streaming forth upon the leg in unison

  • @lambofjudah8231
    @lambofjudah8231 3 года назад +3

    RIP Trevor Moore. This is one of my favorite skits from the show

  • @beep388
    @beep388 12 лет назад +4

    4 years later and this still cracks me up XD

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 6 лет назад +2

    All that time you think the guy would have noticed the man who was about to pee on his leg was standing a couple of inches in front of him.

  • @karlmarx6067
    @karlmarx6067 11 лет назад +3

    I love it in the beginning when he's like ahahahahahahhhhhh

  • @whoever_81
    @whoever_81 4 года назад +2

    Wtf! How did I miss this masterpiece all these torturous years? They should get an oscar just for this skit.

  • @Nafi8496
    @Nafi8496 10 лет назад +3

    Probably my favorite WKUK sketch

  • @mauiwowie2282
    @mauiwowie2282 3 года назад +1

    "JFK Was assassinated and then re-born in Argentina"
    lol wtf

  • @U9B
    @U9B 10 лет назад +11

    Libertarian argument in a nutshell if you think about it.

    • @loqutor
      @loqutor 9 лет назад +12

      >thinks about it
      Nope, still not getting it.

    • @captnhuffy
      @captnhuffy 9 лет назад +1

      U9B some morons don't understand the concept of personal trespass - or, better stated: they practice "willful ignorance" in order to make a weak ass political statement.

  • @Dragon-Slay3r
    @Dragon-Slay3r 11 месяцев назад +1

    Shakespear burn hole
    This is why europe was blocked so they couldnt see 😂
    Thats one specticle gone again
    next time dont mess with me

  • @Chris-tk9hy
    @Chris-tk9hy 7 лет назад +5

    I've learned more history from these guys than I've ever had from some stupid history book.

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 3 года назад +1

    God damn I wish I was British..

  • @jazzlogan
    @jazzlogan 8 лет назад +25

    It's a gentleman's challenge!

  • @CH1EFBL1TZ
    @CH1EFBL1TZ 16 лет назад +2

    "sexual favors? But he is just a boy."
    "But we are British!"
    "awe, Touche!"

  • @lilwayneencore
    @lilwayneencore 10 лет назад +3

    touche touche

  • @SilentMilkYTV
    @SilentMilkYTV 16 лет назад +1

    " i will offer him sexual favors."
    "sexual favors?1 but he is just a boy!"
    "but we a re british!"
    "Touche sir."
    LMFAO greatest sketch ever.

  • @wholock6158
    @wholock6158 8 лет назад +5

    I was only 5 wen this video was uploaded

  • @sheffield958
    @sheffield958 3 года назад +1

    I watched this while pissing. 10/10, very immersive.

  • @britishkillroy9205
    @britishkillroy9205 10 лет назад +3

    I love how they they're complete gentlemen through out because if this was to happen now some one would be going postal.

  • @matthewcarlyon5133
    @matthewcarlyon5133 11 лет назад +1

    Ah but you seem to have forgotten something! If you intend to give the boy golden showers, then he will not be able to go down to Booby's Water House to refill your bladder. It appears as if I have won this battle.

  • @alexandersmets5045
    @alexandersmets5045 7 лет назад +3

    These are two furious British men

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman7 11 лет назад +1

    are you sure John Cleese didn't write that skit?

  • @righteousrawb7225
    @righteousrawb7225 5 месяцев назад +2

    Classic

  • @TheCausalParadox
    @TheCausalParadox 11 лет назад +2

    And still I pee...

  • @LiminalVoices
    @LiminalVoices 3 года назад +1

    Fuck. R.I.P. Trevor Moore

  • @xt5jc
    @xt5jc 13 лет назад +1

    this is so insanly dumb. xD i love it!

  • @Bocconium
    @Bocconium 16 лет назад +1

    uhahahuhauuhhaauuhhh sir, you seem to be peeing upon my leg
    eh, whats all this?

  • @BingleFlimp
    @BingleFlimp 2 года назад +1

    I had no idea they were british until they thought to point it out.

  • @chasenk00019
    @chasenk00019 3 года назад +1

    It is the perfect metaphor for politics in America.

  • @mmr0221
    @mmr0221 3 года назад +1

    1:50
    British Royal Family in a nutshell

  • @mmr0221
    @mmr0221 3 года назад +1

    Inspiration for Gangs of New York

  • @Dubjayonthetrack
    @Dubjayonthetrack 3 года назад +2

    RIP

  • @JaQuezstarr16
    @JaQuezstarr16 13 лет назад +1

    "You go to Boobies water pub, or i'll box your ears!"

  • @ManiacNinja117
    @ManiacNinja117 3 года назад +1

    This was my favorite one.
    F

  • @SuperionMaximus
    @SuperionMaximus Месяц назад

    It's a good thing they clarified that these are William Shakespeare and Sir Francis Bacon, because for a moment I thought Zach was playing R. Kelly.

  • @True38
    @True38 16 лет назад

    Oh God this is so ME. Lol, I have the biggest pride ever. Disgusting yes, but I cant help it. See? Me, me me, haahaha. Its a good wake up call this video though. Clearly a favorite. XD

  • @Gargantuas
    @Gargantuas 3 года назад +1

    RIP Trevor Moore.. Grew up on these WKUK videos with so many laughs thanks to you.

  • @Kinogotiate
    @Kinogotiate 4 месяца назад +1

    There will be blood in short.

  • @HouseNorwayBear
    @HouseNorwayBear 3 года назад +1

    Rest in peace, local sexpot.

  • @koruleigh978
    @koruleigh978 15 лет назад +1

    "Ah, the boy shall take the act of peeing upon your leg, and I in turn will pee upon his face. " "You clever devil...the game is on!"

  • @Mereologist
    @Mereologist 2 месяца назад +1

    Ending sketches is hard.

  • @AwesomeYena
    @AwesomeYena 2 месяца назад

    I don't get the "He's just a boy. We're British" part. I'm too American. o3o

  • @lilpookie
    @lilpookie 3 года назад +1

    R.I.P. Trevor Moore

  • @tharealmikezee3165
    @tharealmikezee3165 7 лет назад +1

    "...eh? What's this!?"

  • @mmr0221
    @mmr0221 3 года назад +1

    Can’t believe he’s gone

  • @xTailsPrower
    @xTailsPrower 13 лет назад

    @JVRottweil Explain what that has to do with anything before I answer you. Or I'll just save you some time... nothing. It has nothing to do with what I said at all. your random strong of words which are barely true have nothing to do with what I said.

  • @xTailsPrower
    @xTailsPrower 13 лет назад

    @live4theworld It was a general joke. If I went to bring up a specific arguement, pick a side etc, then your comment would be called for. Did it really bother you so much to see a comment that wasnt "first" "x people dont like y" or some other nonsense?

  • @dLema1
    @dLema1 16 лет назад +1

    "Sexual favors? But he's just a boy!"
    "But we are British"
    "Touche"