So I Tried STALKER 2: Heart of Chornobyl..

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @NpcOfTheYear
    @NpcOfTheYear Месяц назад +404

    if you ever feel stupid, just remember. Asmon chose Veteran in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 for his first play through.

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 Месяц назад +27

      I hope
      I really hope people never let him live this down.
      He needs to be reminded of this one particular fault

    • @BoostedPastime
      @BoostedPastime Месяц назад +1

      LOL

    • @deadpool_mwtm
      @deadpool_mwtm Месяц назад +11

      Did the same, but I’ve played stalkers for years, I knew what I was signing up for, but i must say, I didn’t expect mutants to be so tanky even then

    • @BrandonFrowen
      @BrandonFrowen Месяц назад +1

      shit game.

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 Месяц назад +12

      @BrandonFrowen
      Such an in-depth review

  • @razorblazor571
    @razorblazor571 Месяц назад +4017

    Asmongolds 5 golden rules to ruin a game for yourself:
    Choose hardest difficulty because ego.
    Skip all tutorials because ofc you know better.
    Never pay attention to sounds or UI indicators. Reading is for nerds!
    Don't pay attention to what the quest/mission is about. Who cares!
    Don't be careful. It'll be fine. The guys with guns are probably friendly.

    • @bronzin1445
      @bronzin1445 Месяц назад +137

      To be fair, STALKER was made to be played on the highest difficulty. It’s similar to Metro’s Ranger mode and Witcher 3 on death march.
      This is only a problem in stalker 2

    • @luxiet2518
      @luxiet2518 Месяц назад +103

      Also froze on place and do nothing with 5% HP :D

    • @networknomad5600
      @networknomad5600 Месяц назад +263

      @@bronzin1445 Not really. STALKER wasn't designed to be played on the hardest difficulty where every enemy just becomes a stupid bullet sponge. If I wanted to play Fallout 3/4/76, I'd do that.

    • @FelipeSantos-wu1uf
      @FelipeSantos-wu1uf Месяц назад +72

      Hes only used to WoW agro range

    • @bronzin1445
      @bronzin1445 Месяц назад +50

      @@networknomad5600 they’re not bullets sponges…you dish out as much damage as you can take regardless of difficultly. Only the mutants are tanks.

  • @ТэмпоралВременников
    @ТэмпоралВременников Месяц назад +295

    Veteran difficulty doesn't mean you are a veteran in shooting games. It means you are a veteran stalker. If you can't see an anomaly even after what it did to a dog - you are as green as Kordon pines.

    • @Skoshtwo
      @Skoshtwo Месяц назад +5

      No, it means the developers don't know how to balance the game to feel challenging and yet rewarding so they spread the balance into several artificially made difficulty settings that just increase/decrease the base stats of players and enemies.

    • @loatheweb
      @loatheweb Месяц назад +44

      ​@@Skoshtwocope

    • @Skoshtwo
      @Skoshtwo Месяц назад

      @@loatheweb ?

    • @donnyboi1990
      @donnyboi1990 Месяц назад +13

      @@Skoshtwo soo... like every other game ever?

    • @Skoshtwo
      @Skoshtwo Месяц назад

      @@donnyboi1990 The ones that the developers can't balance, yes.

  • @Vodkavsky
    @Vodkavsky Месяц назад +234

    Asmon: *doesn't pay attention, chooses hardest difficulty, doesn't change tactics after repeated failures*
    Also Asmon: "Idk guys, the game just isn't for me."

    • @sagitario-b2r
      @sagitario-b2r Месяц назад +29

      He has a very high ego, then he makes excuses when the game doesn't go well, lack of calm too, but it's okay it's not a game for him

    • @blazermettro2059
      @blazermettro2059 Месяц назад +7

      That's what I'm saying!
      You'd think it common sense to play the game in its normal state, before you challenge hard mode.

    • @SergeantGadriel
      @SergeantGadriel Месяц назад +3

      5/10, bro is gaming journalist

  • @KiffgrasConnaisseur
    @KiffgrasConnaisseur Месяц назад +948

    Players like Asmon are the reason why there´s minimaps, tutorial pins, compass with questmarkers and circles above every consumable object.
    Yet he shows it´s clearly not enough. :P

    • @x340x
      @x340x Месяц назад +131

      *whole screen red and 5% HP* "is my health low?" while he sits in radiation pool eating bread for 4th time...

    • @edwardcullen1739
      @edwardcullen1739 Месяц назад +74

      I'm 44.
      I suddenly feel like I have IQ 200... I cleared the original Stalker without RUclips to help me 😂

    • @Ctrl_Fury
      @Ctrl_Fury Месяц назад +2

      Actual facts.

    • @Pirate85_Original
      @Pirate85_Original Месяц назад +2

      @edwardcullen1739 iam nearly 40 - same. 😂❤

    • @FlashWarrior
      @FlashWarrior Месяц назад +5

      fun fact that when you are bleeding or low hp the healing item starts flashing

  • @rosgoncharuk2403
    @rosgoncharuk2403 Месяц назад +1768

    This is an equivalent of watching a person endlessly trying to push a cube into a triangle hole...

    • @gnerkus
      @gnerkus Месяц назад +65

      I suspect he does this on purpose in order to drive up engagement. He's been doing videos like this for a while so it seems to be working.

    • @axelolord
      @axelolord Месяц назад +24

      This. We all know, triangle goes into the square hole, not the other way around.

    • @rosgoncharuk2403
      @rosgoncharuk2403 Месяц назад +55

      ​@@gnerkus Nah, given how ignorant, distractive and dismissive he is - it really is his comprehension level.

    • @gnerkus
      @gnerkus Месяц назад +6

      @@rosgoncharuk2403 He's played games at a high level so I think he's capable of doing that if he wants to.

    • @x340x
      @x340x Месяц назад +31

      @@gnerkus most hard levels he done were not actually hard. and when it is he got through just because the game was entertaining enough to him. its not an act, you can easily tell when hes faking it and when hes actually just stupid. we saw this a hundred times, hes just unable to think and react quickly, he explained it already before. once a game requires to actually use your brain hes done. simple as

  • @EnidLin-z3g
    @EnidLin-z3g Месяц назад +371

    Gamers preaching how modern games are braindead. Same gamers: "uhh what do I do" in any situation where you have to think beyond pressing A.

    • @SPACEGOD21
      @SPACEGOD21 Месяц назад +27

      Hes literally advocating for games to be simpler and dumbed down because everything is too hard for him as seen in the video.

    • @EnidLin-z3g
      @EnidLin-z3g Месяц назад +10

      @@SPACEGOD21 Nah, to be fair to Zack he's not saying all games should be dumb, he's saying overcomplicated games should not be overcomplicated, like modern wow raids that were built for addons, not for human.

    • @steamfeuver
      @steamfeuver Месяц назад +12

      Streaming is basically the equivalent of playing a game under duress. If you take too much time reading tutorials/figuring things out, people get bored and leave. So a lot of streamers skip past dialogue/low-interaction content because it's not interesting for an audience watching. Tactical (ACTUAL TACTICAL, NO COD) shooters need you to be patient, take your time, and take fights carefully. This works against any streamer whose goal is to make content as entertaining and interesting as possible. In that sense, STALKER is the worst game for a streamer to play, especially if they don't know how the game works from the get go. Asmond is not a shooter player, let alone a Stalker player.

    • @SPACEGOD21
      @SPACEGOD21 Месяц назад +21

      @@steamfeuver bro stop coping. your favourite streamer is trash at playing games and only is good for low effort react content. how come other streamers arent as bad as him while skipping tutorials? he didnt even skip most of them he just couldnt comprehend it

    • @a-grin6989
      @a-grin6989 Месяц назад +3

      @@SPACEGOD21 the guy thought montenegro is a slur, don't expect much from him

  • @corhellion
    @corhellion Месяц назад +95

    He died 16 times? In the intro?
    ...IGN needs to hire this man asap.
    Edit: And he killed the guy he was supposed to save. *clap* *clap*

  • @NerdGlasses256
    @NerdGlasses256 Месяц назад +581

    -Puts on max difficulty in a notoriously hard game
    -dies many times
    -Doen'T understand
    -Concludes the game isn'T for him XD

    • @Nickyreaper2008
      @Nickyreaper2008 Месяц назад +24

      The difficulty on Veteran is implemented horribly so I don't blame him. You have to blast a bloodsucker 20 times with buckshot because for some reason GSC decided to give them armor so you need AP bullets. For a fleshy mutant.
      Tbh without A-life, this game is not even worth playing, so he did the right thing.
      I'm saying this and I absolutely loved the originals and I still regularly play Anomaly and Gamma. I'll stick to those until this game is playable.

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi Месяц назад +20

      @@Nickyreaper2008
      Veteran difficulty reduces player damage down to 0.85x which is utter bs while Bloodsuckers and other mutants already have insanely high HP pools for absolutely no reason.
      The bloodsucker is an agile stealth killer, not a tanky thick mutant...
      Also there is A-life in the game present, upcoming patch notes are about fixing it so its definitely there and I've seen bandits and stalkers fight across the zone. I find the game playable and better than Anomaly/Gamma in some aspects but not every and so much is still broken right now its truly bothersome but not bad enough for me not to at least do one playthrough but Gamma is where im gonna stay afterwards for now.
      Also im sitting on like 600 AK ammo (200 AP) and im just at Garbage/second area of the game while having like 30 spare medkits, bandages and swimm in food and supplies.
      I never had to buy ammo or struggle at all so far about supplies and can just spamm.

    • @MrMilovanov
      @MrMilovanov Месяц назад +14

      ​@@Nickyreaper2008 It's done this way, because in previous games, mutants were a joke. Now it's not and it makes it so much better imho

    • @edwardcullen1739
      @edwardcullen1739 Месяц назад +13

      ​​@@Nickyreaper2008 Your comment is asinine.
      Veteran is for people who have already completed the game or are absolute Stalker vets with A++ sadism.
      This is an RPG and nobody makes games like it. 2077 was in the ballpark, but not even close compared to the complexity.
      Shows just how far games have fallen and just how vapid a lot of streamers are...

    • @Psykeeper993
      @Psykeeper993 Месяц назад +2

      what made you think that shooters are for him? this is pure content, playing a popular new game which he would never play off stream, getting tons of views, comments...

  • @aftertwentea
    @aftertwentea Месяц назад +1455

    Asmon doesn't realise it yet but he would be a great gaming journalist.

    • @RicardoAndrePt
      @RicardoAndrePt Месяц назад +33

      Isn't he is already?

    • @fullenergika
      @fullenergika Месяц назад +47

      Savage

    • @oceyho
      @oceyho Месяц назад

      He literally is and he has 1000x more influence than those woke, agenda driven untalented game devs and journalists. Too good that with trump that the companies are already cleaning out those useless rats.

    • @JDavis-mh4rg
      @JDavis-mh4rg Месяц назад +9

      Might even have the audience for it too

    • @Bob-jm8kl
      @Bob-jm8kl Месяц назад +9

      I don't know what standing in radioactive waste means. What do I do? I don't like the mechanics. The game is good, but after an hour I'm done.

  • @bobdravs6902
    @bobdravs6902 Месяц назад +877

    Watching Asmon play a game like this is like watching one of those Mobile Game ads where the player loses on purpose, I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes before I felt the overwhelming need to buy and play the game myself out of frustration.

    • @DTKCEKDRK
      @DTKCEKDRK Месяц назад +19

      fr

    • @bazdarinothebizier9085
      @bazdarinothebizier9085 Месяц назад +27

      Underrated comment 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @uaer309
      @uaer309 Месяц назад +32

      It's a marketing tactic y'all

    • @saschaberger3212
      @saschaberger3212 Месяц назад +9

      Crazy accurate

    • @beDIFF-ERENT
      @beDIFF-ERENT Месяц назад +11

      @@uaer309 It would be true for any other person but we know its Asmon, he`s been this way always lol. He may have some mental reasons for that thats why it can look weird sometimes but there is no way someone can fake it to that extent imo

  • @echo5827
    @echo5827 Месяц назад +68

    "Throw bolt then run like hell"
    Okay lets walk into it. It killed me immediately wtf? Lets do it again. I died again huh ? lets try again, but I'm gonna throw a bolt this time. Okay it did something lets walk through. I died again what the hell? Lets try again lets throw a bolt then walk into it. I died again I don't understand. Lets try again, but running through this time. Oh wow it worked, weird I don't understand how it works

  • @rilzic
    @rilzic Месяц назад +1150

    Blue glowing radiation is REAL. It's called Cherenkov radiation. Green glowing radiation is also real caused by Radioluminescence. Both only occur in very specific situations.

    • @Ziggyvu
      @Ziggyvu Месяц назад +16

      That sounds make up

    • @Ziggyvu
      @Ziggyvu Месяц назад +235

      Never mind it’s real lmao

    • @pestrusiariopaezmengoso2868
      @pestrusiariopaezmengoso2868 Месяц назад +27

      @@Ziggyvu Hahahaha, I did also look it up.

    • @ragnarlothbrok6240
      @ragnarlothbrok6240 Месяц назад +102

      ​@@Ziggyvu You're definitely a man. Women never admit they were wrong, let alone come back to tell others they were wrong. Keep keeping it 💯 brother!

    • @SAUCEyou
      @SAUCEyou Месяц назад +40

      @@ragnarlothbrok6240brother, you should try to hang out more in real life 😳😖

  • @revelation9125
    @revelation9125 Месяц назад +1374

    “I don’t understand anything” dude you ignored half of the pop ups and didn’t use a flashlight for like 30 minutes.

    • @phantom0590
      @phantom0590 Месяц назад +104

      That's the problem. Instead of reading, he relied on chatters to help him. He finished the tutorial and didn't even know how the dog was killed (by an anomaly)

    • @Utopian_Futures
      @Utopian_Futures Месяц назад +20

      ⁠@@phantom0590have not watched the video yet, but going immediately to comment section before and then reading your comment.
      Anomalies being the soul of Stalker is
      !! THE !! 1st word that comes to my mind when playing it. How can he walk around cluelessly, not knowing anomalies??!!
      It's like walking outside but not knowing that oxygen is keeping you alive. I don’t get it.

    • @dacronicspotgaming6104
      @dacronicspotgaming6104 Месяц назад +21

      Typical Asmongold

    • @Dragon_Slayer_Ornstein
      @Dragon_Slayer_Ornstein Месяц назад +14

      He never reads the popups in any video game.

    • @phantom0590
      @phantom0590 Месяц назад

      @@Utopian_Futures 55:50

  • @Metroiidd
    @Metroiidd Месяц назад +355

    How can bro play videogames for a living and not understand basic game mechanics. "tHiS GaMe IS ConFuSinG tO ME". painful to watch lmao.
    It's so ironic because he's so vocally against casual player game design, yet he literally is such a casual in any new game.

    • @bubbles1335
      @bubbles1335 Месяц назад +17

      Fr

    • @bakerfly305
      @bakerfly305 Месяц назад +9

      It gets the people going, its a nice act

    • @uqwqooe
      @uqwqooe Месяц назад +34

      dude is walking contradiction when it comes to games. Says he doesn't want to play game that stress him out and goes into this game on highest difficulty. Quits 1 hour later, says the game is probably good to appease the fans and says its not for him just for an excuse to never touch it again lol

    • @x340x
      @x340x Месяц назад +18

      ​@@bakerfly305 nah, if you watch him for a while you can tell pretty easily when its an act and when he just hits his skill cap and get frustrated. and its always when the game actually requires some sort of brain activity

    • @Keyshawn13
      @Keyshawn13 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@uqwqooeit's probably just for content but as well that he just has no game comprehension except for time sink/P2W/whale games. Like literally every new game he plays the first 1-2hrs he's complaining about not knowing shit 😅

  • @ufuk5872
    @ufuk5872 Месяц назад +340

    Asmon cannot make fun of game journalist after this, aint no way bruh.

    • @Z3rgatul
      @Z3rgatul Месяц назад +10

      so true

    • @griffiththechad9483
      @griffiththechad9483 Месяц назад +15

      He’ll still try to but it should always be mentioned how bad he is.

    • @witar.
      @witar. Месяц назад +5

      He absolutely can cause those game journalists don't play games at all.

    • @Xeil
      @Xeil Месяц назад

      He at least played it, acknowledged it was good and said it wasn't for him. How are people ignoring that? Playing the game on hard isn't going to change the core game mechanics. Even veteran is difficult.

    • @vast634
      @vast634 Месяц назад

      Just not his type of game. Others dont like sports games, punch-em-ups or round based strategy...

  • @Angel28366
    @Angel28366 Месяц назад +777

    Kills all his friendly AI and sits in radiation to check his inventory 😂😂

    • @lalo-kt4te
      @lalo-kt4te Месяц назад +21

      XD

    • @serberian
      @serberian Месяц назад +26

      What, that's a classic loner move.

    • @saadb.3331
      @saadb.3331 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @capnmoby9295
      @capnmoby9295 Месяц назад +2

      Ahh rookie loner

    • @LaymanGamin
      @LaymanGamin Месяц назад +3

      bro hes fakin it . hes played games for years. he knows that international gaming sound for radiation. we all do

  • @sithmaster
    @sithmaster Месяц назад +166

    I am a game developer who is around 6 years older and probably played as many games as Asmon. This video here is either pure show or a complete disgrace on how to access a game the first time. I am sorrowful seeing this because the developers of this game, despite the bugs and very difficult development environment, managed to make the game pretty accessible at the start. But ignoring literally 90% of this and then running around like a headless chicken can't be blamed on the game mechanics. That is, again, disgraceful and very ignorant. I am ok with the statement that this game is good but nothing for him - but on the other hand, he did not put the minimum effort to understand the base mechanics who are part of the game design. IF he would act like this in POE, POE II, WoW or any Souls game, he could not play any of these games altogether. I normally don't care that he gives a skit on everything, and I watch his stream and videos regularly - but this here is the first time I can't be on the "all cool guys" side. That game deserves a little better - despite its rough start, and probably a couple more months of polish.

    • @thefirst48gaming2
      @thefirst48gaming2 Месяц назад +3

      Its a gamepass game. It was never gonna release working right. Gamepass is literally an early access program if a game releases straight onto it.

    • @EEAMD-co6nw
      @EEAMD-co6nw Месяц назад +6

      you took the words out of my mouth, tho im no game developer. I honestly think he personally didnt feel to play this game, but did so to get views or something. "can i cut my own leg?" its like he acts stupid. what a wasted oportunity

    • @sheevikhanik
      @sheevikhanik Месяц назад +2

      To be fair a couple more months of polish is a lofty dream for a game that was supposed to come out in 2012 and came out in near 2025, real life wars or not lol

    • @sithmaster
      @sithmaster Месяц назад

      @@sheevikhanik There is nothing to lol about. It came out and that is impressive. I was close on moving to Kyiv, a couple of weeks before the new war began. We had to move our whole Kyiv Team out to keep them safe. No matter how long development takes (Google Daykatana, Horizon Zero Dawn, ME Andromeda, etc how long it sometimes took from first draft to final release).
      -- I think I took the wrong approach.. even with this answer here.
      Back in the days, we got our Music Production Studio a new and unique mastering mixer. 4 metres long, 500 kilo. It took two years to build it and the creator said it will take around 1-2 years during daily usage to tune it. But then.. it will last for decades, alongside minor material-altering.
      If people would know more about this stuff, they would be less ducky when a game does not release 100% perfect. Yes, 15 years ago, this was less common but does anyone remember why Game Magazines with CDs were the hot skit? Because of the bugfixes for several games.
      But back then, a wall in Unreal Tournament consisted of two vertices and a simple texture. There were no Nanite Overdraw problems, Lumen card resolutions to take care of. The difficulty of keeping things bugfree raised and UE5 for sure is not the saint and savor for everything - the opposite, I would claim as UE5 dev.
      Does all of my talk here makes sense? Maybe not. Is it a wall of text? Yes. Does it make Stalker 2 better? No. But I hope that at least one person may get a better understanding how the world ticks.

    • @eugeneborodenko5303
      @eugeneborodenko5303 Месяц назад

      100%

  • @WoolfesGamingDen
    @WoolfesGamingDen Месяц назад +3333

    What has more radiation : Asmon’s room or Chernobyl

    • @adastrawill
      @adastrawill Месяц назад +186

      His bathroom (Probably)

    • @jcvader1404
      @jcvader1404 Месяц назад +71

      I'd rather choose the 2nd option, mutated cockroaches would've been a nightmare.

    • @SirContent
      @SirContent Месяц назад +40

      😂the answer is obvious, roach can stand radiation but not miasma of asmonghome

    • @Grymm6698
      @Grymm6698 Месяц назад +22

      What if asmon lived in Chernobyl

    • @cyleleghorn246
      @cyleleghorn246 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@SirContentmiasma reminded me of dwarf fortress. We should get asmongold to play Dwarf Fortress, I think he'd pick it up really fast and have a lot of fun and his commentary on the game and everything that happens would be hilarious

  • @ZeRO65432
    @ZeRO65432 Месяц назад +581

    my man went balls deep into stalker on veteran difficulty without having any experience or at least paying any attention to the tutorials, that's brave. stupid, but brave.

    • @losiglowful
      @losiglowful Месяц назад +32

      No kidding. Stalker on rookie is pretty much like most other games on hard.

    • @Frankthetank302
      @Frankthetank302 Месяц назад +7

      I've never played a stalker game till now I started on middle difficulty and was immediately killed by a fat dog creature that seemed to not be effected by bullets till it turned over dead

    • @TheJohn_Highway
      @TheJohn_Highway Месяц назад +15

      @@losiglowful
      Not really. Stalker on Rookie is like any other shooter on "Easy". People are simply dumb as bricks and don't pay any attention to anything.

    • @ryzelincurve8295
      @ryzelincurve8295 Месяц назад +3

      its like going wretch on your first souls

    • @Hillochill
      @Hillochill Месяц назад +5

      His management probably threw the title in his IN-BOX and he had to give it a go as part of his job. Glad to see him play the game but sad to see he barely made it past the introduction. There's like 39 hours more of gameplay left.

  • @jameslwjtoler
    @jameslwjtoler Месяц назад +180

    I have never cringed this hard while watching somebody ATTEMPT to play a game

    • @pmacfto
      @pmacfto Месяц назад +6

      I honestly thought he was trolling us then realised he wasn't!

    • @jameslwjtoler
      @jameslwjtoler Месяц назад +6

      @pmacfto EXACTLY! I played through the opening section after watching this. I wanted to make sure that it wasn't all in my head.
      It wasn't .

  • @DonMcLame
    @DonMcLame Месяц назад +1746

    its so annoying when streamers ignore the tutorial then spend the next 15 mins asking questions the game literally told them

    • @MasonB88
      @MasonB88 Месяц назад +35

      You can just not watch. Like you can do anything else you want with your life.

    • @zanza3762
      @zanza3762 Месяц назад +567

      @@MasonB88and so he can critique. Useless comment.

    • @koktszfung
      @koktszfung Месяц назад +34

      Classic asmongold

    • @sunderland69
      @sunderland69 Месяц назад +59

      It's a standard technique to ragebait

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i Месяц назад +135

      ​@@MasonB88You can just not read comments. Like you can do anything else you want with your life.

  • @Shadowslave604
    @Shadowslave604 Месяц назад +149

    puts game on Veteran mode and wonders why bloodsuckers are hard. welcome to the zone stalker. cheeki breeki.

    • @JaguarXJ
      @JaguarXJ Месяц назад

      He didn’t choose STALKER, he chose VETERAN…

    • @Shadowslave604
      @Shadowslave604 Месяц назад

      @JaguarXJ my bad. Fixed it

    • @TrlDMC.1
      @TrlDMC.1 Месяц назад +2

      @@JaguarXJ Even on Stalker difficulty the Bloodsuckers are OP. I had to basically resort to camping with a shotgun in order to get past the first one.

    • @desumafia
      @desumafia Месяц назад +1

      @@TrlDMC.1 i didnt
      skill issue

  • @markshamp3699
    @markshamp3699 Месяц назад +35

    asmon is really intelligent in a lot of areas, but I will always be entertained by just how completely braindead he becomes when playing any game that requires any amount of actual thinking and real-world common sense to understand.
    this is what 25 years of blizzard does to a man.

  • @RockoBam1
    @RockoBam1 Месяц назад +106

    "I've no idea how to play a game like this", it has a detailed map and quest markers.....

  • @nexli5130
    @nexli5130 Месяц назад +441

    peak journalism gameplay

    • @Z3rgatul
      @Z3rgatul Месяц назад +29

      lmao, and this guy loves to make fun of game journalists

    • @beDIFF-ERENT
      @beDIFF-ERENT Месяц назад +6

      @@Z3rgatul but he never claims to be one tho

    • @Z3rgatul
      @Z3rgatul Месяц назад +10

      @@beDIFF-ERENT oh, wild asmon simp appeared 🤣

    • @Андрій-ъ4э
      @Андрій-ъ4э Месяц назад

      😄😄

    • @beDIFF-ERENT
      @beDIFF-ERENT Месяц назад +3

      @@Z3rgatul did I say something wrong o_0 ? Or stating facts is not cool anymore?

  • @Czejenesku
    @Czejenesku Месяц назад +154

    Why be against casual gaming if you are a casual yourself.

    • @sagitario-b2r
      @sagitario-b2r Месяц назад +1

      WTF!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @MatanZlatan
      @MatanZlatan Месяц назад

      he was never against casual gaming in fact he was for it many times.

  • @1521Palm
    @1521Palm Месяц назад +212

    "I don't understand anything". So why play on veteran? In this case Rookie difficulty was made for you, as a beginner to the franchise.

    • @edwardcullen1739
      @edwardcullen1739 Месяц назад +17

      Because ego, obvs.

    • @Vladinhousen
      @Vladinhousen Месяц назад +11

      Seriously… he threw all critical thinking out of the window 😂

    • @sadge0
      @sadge0 Месяц назад +20

      It wouldn't be any better at rookie difficulty because he simply skips every tutorial and text on the screen because he thinks he knows better. Besides, he would never choose the lower difficulty yet alone the lowest one. Because of his ego. Usually when people choose max difficulty, they accept the fact that they'll have to fucking learn and immerse themselves into the game to enjoy it. Asmon doesn't do that. He's just unable to, and he proved that countless times now. He's like that one guy from the movie Idiocracy that was trying to push a cuboid into round hole

    • @Krenisphia
      @Krenisphia Месяц назад +5

      @@sadge0 I don't understand why some people play video games just to skip all the tutorials and text even if they have never played before. Why are they even playing if they don't truly care about it? The advent of livestreaming is really a blessing and a curse.

    • @mathewunknown8266
      @mathewunknown8266 Месяц назад

      @@Krenisphia I often skip these things in many games, but re-read them if I happen to struggle. Most things can be intuited, I dont need popup when I hear geiger clicking, screen going wonky, and my HP depleting that standing by the "Warning Hazardous Radiation" sign will damage me. But for some, like asmon, even this isnt intuitive enough.

  • @pizzacrusty2489
    @pizzacrusty2489 Месяц назад +100

    I honestly didn’t think he was gonna get past the bloodsucker

  • @echo5827
    @echo5827 Месяц назад +18

    Him standing there trying to tank first mutant was hilarious. No movement, no attempt to heal, just standing still blindly shooting. Over and over and over again

    • @Super_VRC
      @Super_VRC Месяц назад +1

      Bro is trash JFL

    • @Shadow-xm5uh
      @Shadow-xm5uh 29 дней назад

      And over, and over and over ..😂

  • @diegosolis9681
    @diegosolis9681 Месяц назад +297

    Seeing Asmon's monkey brain trying to cope with actual games that are more than just a time pitfall for whales is absolutely infuriating but also endlessly entertaining.
    Like seeing a monkey hit a computer keyboard and then suddenly it writes "tits" on the screen by mere chance.

    • @flint3609
      @flint3609 Месяц назад +6

      Lol. Game just bad. Fanboy triggered...

    • @anthonyorourke4215
      @anthonyorourke4215 Месяц назад +5

      Jewkraine lost...

    • @beDIFF-ERENT
      @beDIFF-ERENT Месяц назад

      ​@@anthonyorourke4215 Oof, rus bots are everywhere, even in a game section. So desperate to spread their rot wherever and whenever they can, what a pity

    • @Sockcatgoldpuppet
      @Sockcatgoldpuppet Месяц назад +14

      Lol this is an underrated comment. Don't let the salt babies get you down. I enjoy watching asmond but this comment is unbelievably based.

    • @Sockcatgoldpuppet
      @Sockcatgoldpuppet Месяц назад +5

      ​@anthonyorourke4215 can you please explain what this has to do with the game?

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario Месяц назад +348

    Asmon: Struggles with any single-player game that's not an RPG
    Also Asmon: Only plays them on the highest difficulty
    Seriously, why do you keep doing this dude? Just lower the difficulty so you won't get frustrated and quit after two hours!

    • @uvbth
      @uvbth Месяц назад +35

      I bet he’s doing it for cOnTeNt

    • @Alexander-zt9kz
      @Alexander-zt9kz Месяц назад +30

      To be fair, STALKER is one of those games that are really not for everyone and is especially not his type of game

    • @vladyslavserdiuk2893
      @vladyslavserdiuk2893 Месяц назад

      I do it the same way.

    • @wolfgb5217
      @wolfgb5217 Месяц назад

      Also Stalker 2 is busted as fuck right now to so.. ​@@Alexander-zt9kz

    • @ElemXCR
      @ElemXCR Месяц назад +8

      @@Alexander-zt9kz Well now he finds out
      If he really thought it was like call of duty.. boy oh boy. But still... any game at the hardest setting is rough to watch for someone inexperience.

  • @DuaLL1337
    @DuaLL1337 Месяц назад +68

    First of all if you never ever played other stalker games, play this on rookie.
    2nd: Just do what game tutorial tells you
    3rd: Expect death in every corner, so approach the WHOLE game with caution
    If you followed this 3 steps you may consider yourself a rookie stalker where you wont die like an idiot without knowledge, good job!

    • @hole-sawbear1500
      @hole-sawbear1500 Месяц назад +1

      Rookie is for people who have never even played shooters.
      If you're familiar with shooter mechanics and can read, stalker difficulty is easily doable. If you're *good* at shooter mechanics and can read, veteran is also doable. You don't need to know anything about the franchise to play either difficulty.
      I don't know what is with stalker fans that have them believing that they're hot shit compared to other gamers, and that you need dozens of hours in the franchise in order to play it on hard.

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Месяц назад

      ​@@hole-sawbear1500 this is so based and true.

    • @craigsovilla6578
      @craigsovilla6578 6 дней назад

      ​@@hole-sawbear1500 No. I've played many FPS games and I'm pretty decent with my aim, but running into a group of 4-5 enemies that can spam you through 15 ft. foliage makes anything above rookie just damn ridiculous.

    • @hole-sawbear1500
      @hole-sawbear1500 6 дней назад

      @craigsovilla6578 Try not using concealment as cover.

    • @craigsovilla6578
      @craigsovilla6578 6 дней назад +2

      @hole-sawbear1500 My point is about the aimbot NPCs. Encounters are so situational and random that solid cover is not always attainable. If you run into a group while you're out exploring and there's no solid cover nearby, you're completely screwed despite the map having a ridiculous amount of foliage everywhere, I mean for a radiation filled wasteland, it sure does have a fucking lot of it. It puts the player at a disadvantage when every NPC has virtual X-ray vision and knows exactly where you are at all times unless you leave the area and start the encounter again, and that's if you're lucky.

  • @redpaw2153
    @redpaw2153 Месяц назад +627

    whys the video only an hour?
    "im going to play on Hard mode"
    oh, thats why.

    • @ezenatiello2017
      @ezenatiello2017 Месяц назад +3

      I just made a commest asking why only an hour, now i think i know now

    • @eagleone5456
      @eagleone5456 Месяц назад +10

      I played for 15 hours on Veteran, after getting ambushed by three bloodsuckers at the same time in Wild Island, I switched to Stalker..

    • @diztinger
      @diztinger Месяц назад +3

      ​@@eagleone5456bloodsussies ain't shit. Wasting 50 shotgun shells on chimera is surreal.

    • @phantom0590
      @phantom0590 Месяц назад +7

      33:44 that's why

    • @Bfkcjsobsnjc
      @Bfkcjsobsnjc Месяц назад +8

      Lmao I knew as soon as he clicked hard mode it was a wrap.

  • @ntz752
    @ntz752 Месяц назад +399

    The fact that after all that he ended up killing the Npc he was supposed to save

    • @theoDSP
      @theoDSP Месяц назад +20

      NPC moved in his crosshair

    • @UserFromSumy
      @UserFromSumy Месяц назад +5

      This.

    • @Андрій-ъ4э
      @Андрій-ъ4э Месяц назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Art-zs6sl
      @Art-zs6sl Месяц назад +8

      It was such a great ending! It has to be hard to concentrate when you are playing/chatting/streaming

    • @RavusNox-z5i
      @RavusNox-z5i Месяц назад

      Dude is just spraying in a game where you're supposed to be tactical.

  • @captainchonk3358
    @captainchonk3358 Месяц назад +22

    i never want to hear asmon complain about games being too casual again

  • @you1027
    @you1027 Месяц назад +351

    Asmon going into games on hard mode, expecting it to mean Blizzard style 'hard mode TM,' will never not be funny. In a tragic sort of way.

    • @theoDSP
      @theoDSP Месяц назад +3

      AI needs some improvements it didnt look so hard.

    • @Wild_Samurai
      @Wild_Samurai Месяц назад +11

      @@theoDSPAI is braindead in this game. I played it several hours last night
      It’s when something tracks you behind walls, reinforcements spawns 3 feet in front of you and 1 shots you that’s lame
      But the actual AI is worse than most N64 games. Game is half baked

    • @D3DREVO
      @D3DREVO Месяц назад +11

      @@Wild_Samurai GSC did confirm that the AI is a little bugged because they redesigned it from STALKER 1 hence why they are calling the AI 2.0
      They also stated they are trying to fix it.

    • @gregg6398
      @gregg6398 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@D3DREVOthe AI is about as quality as Ukrainian soldiers. No wonder they have been getting stomped in this war.

    • @wingsoficarus1139
      @wingsoficarus1139 Месяц назад +3

      @@D3DREVO Thats weird, aside from some bugs I feel like the AI is actually pretty good in this game.
      I mean, I remember this one encounter with a pack of dogs that ended in them getting shot at by another group of stalkers resulting in the dogs running away, wailing. Not all of them even got hit by the shots either, that was just their reaction to being outnumbered. The meatball enemies though... yeah they're kind of dumb as soon as you get to higher ground.

  • @gnarlin4964
    @gnarlin4964 Месяц назад +239

    Watching Asmongold playing Stalker has raised my blood pressure over 9000.

    • @Gamer-kr8tc
      @Gamer-kr8tc Месяц назад +3

      So you explode? Are you still alive?

    • @xLuis89x
      @xLuis89x Месяц назад +3

      It's over niiiine thousaaaand!
      - WHat? there is no way that can be right!

    • @John-X
      @John-X Месяц назад +2

      this game looks boring af

    • @diegomata1062
      @diegomata1062 Месяц назад +2

      This is the first time in my life i have rage quit a video lol

  • @gorrvaskr5963
    @gorrvaskr5963 Месяц назад +40

    Truly amazing that Asmon can’t play good games throughly yet he can put 200hrs in every bad DEI game

    • @TheSyrx
      @TheSyrx Месяц назад +8

      fr fr, I'm looking forward when he eventually plays Kingdome Come Deliverance and gets filtered within like 4 hours

    • @skralle8037
      @skralle8037 Месяц назад +5

      @@TheSyrx he got filtered out of this in less than 2..so..

  • @singed420snowinit9
    @singed420snowinit9 Месяц назад +64

    Dude has no awareness or survival instincts whatsoever lol.

    • @vaportwo3339
      @vaportwo3339 Месяц назад +9

      You want awarneness from a person who’s not aware he has his house full with mold, roaches and etc? :D

    • @makefoxhoundgreatagain842
      @makefoxhoundgreatagain842 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@vaportwo3339 that was sorted out bredda he had a clean up 🕺

    • @skralle8037
      @skralle8037 Месяц назад +1

      @@vaportwo3339 nah, he has awareness of the roaches and all that but not so much the mold to be fair

  • @Noxus11
    @Noxus11 Месяц назад +845

    He realised that single player games are games to have fun with. He still fails to understand that you don't have to beat every game on the hardest mode they offer.

    • @youtubeenjoyer1743
      @youtubeenjoyer1743 Месяц назад +39

      The original Stalker game had such bad difficulty modes, the only playable one was the "highest", the Master.

    • @CoupleDrinks
      @CoupleDrinks Месяц назад +50

      @@Noxus11 spoken like a true coward

    • @lolidasterner414
      @lolidasterner414 Месяц назад +6

      Why not ? Unless its devil may crys dante must die anything other is welcomed.

    • @GamerMarine89
      @GamerMarine89 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@youtubeenjoyer1743facts, and they still haven't learned balancing lolol

    • @Andron322
      @Andron322 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@lolidasterner414Man, i love DMD 😅

  • @Da_W1ck
    @Da_W1ck Месяц назад +25

    When you trying Stalker thinking it's just a normal FPS game like COD.

    • @Da_W1ck
      @Da_W1ck Месяц назад

      @cathalkennedy0 Well, that's even worse then. It's soo hard to watch. Idk what makes him pick this game among others like maybe BG3, isn't that closer to his style rather than an FPS? It's soo weird.

  • @g4m3rm0j0
    @g4m3rm0j0 Месяц назад +83

    This game is too hard to play on stream on veteran difficulty for the first time ever trying a game like this. All of the handholding and coddling is gone. No health bars running around during combat, no sidekick telling you everything you have to do all the time, no cursor leading you through to the next thing always. Even NPC's aren't okay with you running up to them with a gun pointed at them. These are the things that have made games dumbed down but now people are just used to it. Dependent on all of the hand holding. Sad times.

    • @drake128
      @drake128 Месяц назад +2

      Dr Disrespect muddled through

    • @EmpyreanDreamer
      @EmpyreanDreamer Месяц назад +2

      I mean this game does hold your hand to be fair. It's not a true stalker experience at all. Your objective is written on screen and marked at all times. You get a UI element showing you when a hostile npc is detecting you and from which direction. The game is also incredibly static with no A-Life system so you can cheese AI and spawns easily to get infinite meds and ammo. The original games gave you a fraction of the info this game does and the AI and spawns were not only dynamic but a lot smarter and more sneaky.

    • @edwardcullen1739
      @edwardcullen1739 Месяц назад

      ​@@EmpyreanDreamer It's no different to the original, really.
      You just have to have a little patience and be willing to actually learn and read what's on the screen...

    • @MrEvans1
      @MrEvans1 Месяц назад

      ​@EmpyreanDreamer they are fixing a life2 in december apparently

    • @EmpyreanDreamer
      @EmpyreanDreamer Месяц назад +1

      @@MrEvans1 Yeah thats big cope. Fixing suggests its actually in the game which we all know it isn't. Even whats there is bare bones compared to other open world games. Fallout has far better AI and thats not a high bar. One month is not a long enough timespan to add something this complex and realistically it would've been one of the first things they developed since A-Life is what makes the series unique.
      Lets not forget they were asked if it was in the game a day before release and they reassured it was, but there's a reason they removed it from the store page. Makes it harder to sue.

  • @TheUltimateHacker007
    @TheUltimateHacker007 Месяц назад +74

    I love how he only remembers to save after killing the hostage and failing the mission

    • @NeakMeakk
      @NeakMeakk Месяц назад

      Hostage? I don’t remember a mission like this.

    • @TheSuchtitv
      @TheSuchtitv Месяц назад +3

      ​@@NeakMeakk 1:13:58 Locate Gloomy - Mission Failed on the left screen
      He probably killed him because he thought the enemy had gotten back up. But it was the quest NPC who got back up.
      you probably killed him too and dident notice.

    • @NeakMeakk
      @NeakMeakk Месяц назад +1

      @ I know what you’re talking about. I didn’t kill him, just didn’t remember this for some reason. The devs should definitely fix that and not have him get up like that as soon as the enemies are dead. He should have been tied to a pole or something.

    • @ZachariahMcNaughton
      @ZachariahMcNaughton Месяц назад +2

      I dont think Zack was paying enough attention to the mission to understand there was a hostage. Until after he got a clean headshot on him...

  • @AnimeGIFfy
    @AnimeGIFfy Месяц назад +12

    commentary summary:
    "is this a good guy?"
    "is this a bad guy?"
    "is my health low?"
    "i dont understand"

  • @TheHabsburgJaw
    @TheHabsburgJaw Месяц назад +67

    The length of this stream tells me asmon didn't give the game a fair chance.

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 Месяц назад +24

      He didn't give himself a fair chance, gunning blind and not paying attention to all the critical information.

    • @josh_nbd
      @josh_nbd Месяц назад +21

      Dude barely completed the tutorial

    • @ChimpanzeeUltra
      @ChimpanzeeUltra Месяц назад +7

      @@josh_nbd he was moving his FPS camera like a grandma :D

    • @RavusNox-z5i
      @RavusNox-z5i Месяц назад

      Has he even played an FPS in the past?
      I don't think so.

  • @creckonic
    @creckonic Месяц назад +129

    him eating bread and sausages mid fight was fking killing me 🤣

    • @deannelson1388
      @deannelson1388 Месяц назад +5

      😆🤣😆🤣

    • @BrxIghtside
      @BrxIghtside Месяц назад +8

      Thats stalker my guy

    • @夜神せいが
      @夜神せいが Месяц назад +4

      Just like Skyrim

    • @carpenoctem
      @carpenoctem Месяц назад +13

      Him realizing he was eating bread instead of using a health pack, only to eat bread again was so fking funny

    • @dustysmoke4996
      @dustysmoke4996 Месяц назад +7

      He thought they were insta-health potions.

  • @jonassousa2273
    @jonassousa2273 Месяц назад +29

    I love Asmomgold but he is the type of guy who complains about the game industry being too easy or too Ubisoft-like carrying the player's hand throughout the game but cannot play a game like S.T.A.L.K.E R 2, LEGEND OF ZELDA, or ELDEN RING when the game gives you freedom and lets you figure out the objectives and alternatives.

    • @justanobody0
      @justanobody0 Месяц назад

      isn't wukong like those games, he did well at wukong
      and he said it was game of the year

    • @tsuki_moon.1
      @tsuki_moon.1 Месяц назад +1

      Why you put shooter game in good game list lmao

    • @jonassousa2273
      @jonassousa2273 Месяц назад +3

      @@justanobody0 Hey, no Wukong is a linear sandbox, arcade type of game and the combat is 100x easier than Elden ring

    • @jonassousa2273
      @jonassousa2273 Месяц назад +1

      @@tsuki_moon.1 is not a good game list tsuki is about the level of freedom and challenges the game gives the players

  • @THEPROVOKER
    @THEPROVOKER Месяц назад +59

    > Me when I think that some things are just too linear even for tutorial level
    > RUclipsrs trying to be clueless challenge accepted

  • @marco12377
    @marco12377 Месяц назад +110

    What a weird ending... Asmon has trouble articulating he doesn't like the game mechanics of playing an FPS game? I guess farming anti-"woke" content is more Asmon's game at this point.

    • @doktorfunkenstein6779
      @doktorfunkenstein6779 Месяц назад +8

      So on Point.
      This needs to be the Top Comment.

    • @palavarooki6155
      @palavarooki6155 Месяц назад +6

      when has asmon really even playd fps games? hes just a washed mmo player
      and that just fine.

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 Месяц назад +17

      @@palavarooki6155 At this point he is a couple steps away from being a washed gamer in general... In a couple more years he might not be making any game related content, and just focus on "woke"/DEI/Right-Wing political content.
      Not for me, but I am sure everyone on Reddit will love it.

    • @doktorfunkenstein6779
      @doktorfunkenstein6779 Месяц назад

      @@palavarooki6155 Even in MMO's He sucks Hard, and If thats the Case why Is He desperately trying to get Clicks for playing Games He sucks? Dull Logic.

    • @JETBLACKPRIEST
      @JETBLACKPRIEST Месяц назад +9

      @@marco12377 Bro in the last 8 days he's uploaded hour+ long videos on 4 or so different games. Stay salty. You can simply jog on if you're not interested in the content.

  • @Voidstroyer
    @Voidstroyer Месяц назад +4

    Asmongold: "I don't understand things intuitively"
    Everyone else: "It's because you don't read"
    The fact that he can create good builds for more complex games like WoW, Diablo, POE, etc, but fails at simple tasks makes him a very unique specimen indeed.

  • @leon30517
    @leon30517 Месяц назад +543

    Spoiler alert: He gets filtered and quits instead of trying to stick with the mechanics

    • @Esotericspirits
      @Esotericspirits Месяц назад +116

      is that even a spoiler at this point?

    • @lowfade556
      @lowfade556 Месяц назад +28

      Filtered cuz the game's poo

    • @michaeljennings4787
      @michaeljennings4787 Месяц назад +211

      ​@@lowfade556No, he's just bad

    • @patrickboian8545
      @patrickboian8545 Месяц назад +23

      Thank you for saving my time
      I believe you dropped this. 👑

    • @youtubeenjoyer1743
      @youtubeenjoyer1743 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@lowfade556 Give this game a few years to get out of the early access. Either the devs will fix it out of shame, or the modders will.

  • @youreprettygood2603
    @youreprettygood2603 Месяц назад +138

    Watching him play is so painful.

    • @justanobody0
      @justanobody0 Месяц назад +2

      maybe how Asmon plays is what viewers want to see tho?

    • @TheJohn_Highway
      @TheJohn_Highway Месяц назад +4

      @@justanobody0
      Nobody watches him because they find his awful skills "funny". They want to hear his opinion, that's it.

    • @Bfkcjsobsnjc
      @Bfkcjsobsnjc Месяц назад +1

      @@justanobody0 that's correct, and some people just love to hate watch too

    • @makefoxhoundgreatagain842
      @makefoxhoundgreatagain842 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@TheJohn_Highway I do. I watch because he's funny especially when he's bad at a game

  • @SnakeGeo
    @SnakeGeo Месяц назад +40

    Bro really rotted his brain playing WoW. I think he needs to stick with simple arcade style games

    • @FantasyDungeonMaster
      @FantasyDungeonMaster Месяц назад +4

      no wonder he liked DA Vailguard😅

    • @potheadfromthefuture2450
      @potheadfromthefuture2450 Месяц назад +2

      A genuine case of brain rot. Dude went from an actual thinking person leading raids to actual brain rot behavior

    • @RavusNox-z5i
      @RavusNox-z5i Месяц назад

      His brain was rotted before he went into WoW
      It's a game made for those people. It's why the gaming industry went to sh.t

  • @Head_Drone
    @Head_Drone Месяц назад +27

    Expect the gameplay of all the people calling the game trash like this, I love Asmon but holy... people have gotten too comfortable with how difficulty works in modern games

  • @jamesb6102
    @jamesb6102 Месяц назад +86

    *Throw the bolt and then run like hell*
    Does everything BUT this.
    "What am i doing wrong?"

    • @karlbro7287
      @karlbro7287 Месяц назад +17

      Following instructions... not even once.

    • @glazpeekedjfk9039
      @glazpeekedjfk9039 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@karlbro7287 can't follow any instructions if you didnt heared them xD He didn't even payed attention for a single moment in this whole video

    • @Cyclop4Eye
      @Cyclop4Eye 11 дней назад

      clear sky flashbacks

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Месяц назад +19

    Yeah bloodsuckers in STALKER are basically like Volatiles in Dying Light, you're better off avoiding them entirely xD

  • @neky684
    @neky684 Месяц назад +40

    > be asmon
    > be damn bad at understanding mechanics
    > play game on hard
    > die often

  • @karlsmith8113
    @karlsmith8113 Месяц назад +42

    Can master the skill tree of POE but struggles to figure out how to reload a weapon in Stalker 2 ....

    • @VolodyaUaPl
      @VolodyaUaPl Месяц назад +8

      Brain fog😂

    • @Czejenesku
      @Czejenesku Месяц назад +10

      Dude, he uses guides for POE. he admitted it

    • @johnnysmith5923
      @johnnysmith5923 Месяц назад +1

      @@Czejenesku Exactly, everybody uses guides unless you actually want to spend 100hrs watching guides and messing about on PoB instead of actually playing the game.

    • @mathewunknown8266
      @mathewunknown8266 Месяц назад

      @@johnnysmith5923 I dont use guides, nor do I watch 100hrs of guides. I mess about on PoB and suffer when I hit t7 maps xD

  • @danny3120
    @danny3120 Месяц назад +17

    Lich King has gone deaf and blind. Zero reaction to geiger counter going BRRRRRR!! Also can't see the bottles of vodka and energy drinks in his inventory.

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti Месяц назад +160

    STALKER games are these weird half-simulator type of slower shooters. If you can avoid a fight with a mutant, then do it, killing them gives you nothing.

    • @Chamomileable
      @Chamomileable Месяц назад +16

      SoC had mutant parts for quest items and sometimes monetary rewards but yeah. Mutant killing isn't really that important now with the lack of the Zone reputation listings.

    • @karlbro7287
      @karlbro7287 Месяц назад +3

      Unless you belong to DUTY.

    • @MumboJumboZXC
      @MumboJumboZXC Месяц назад +21

      @@Chamomileableso many things lost from the originals. A shame really.

    • @hodenbacke55555
      @hodenbacke55555 Месяц назад +3

      It’s stupid they give zero reward

    • @Shocknfunk
      @Shocknfunk Месяц назад

      @@hodenbacke55555there’s possible quests that may reward for it but I don’t know I’m not far into it at all. Same time like it was mentioned if you can avoid them outright then best to do so.

  • @CaesarSonOfMars
    @CaesarSonOfMars Месяц назад +91

    Throws bolt into one anomaly then proceeds to run into a completely different anomaly. Jesus even with hundreds of people giving him tips baldy still can't follow instructions🤣

    • @mao2587
      @mao2587 Месяц назад

      I mean, for someone who hasnt played stalker I wouldnt know the size of the anomaly, since is invisible ,so I could make the same mistakes

    • @CaesarSonOfMars
      @CaesarSonOfMars Месяц назад +6

      @@mao2587 bro just stop right there. He isn't someone who needs you to defend him just laugh at the situation

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy Месяц назад +8

      @@mao2587 Ngl, you *see* the Anomaly. It's not invisible.
      And the Section he gets the Bolt teaches you toss a Bolt in front of you, check if its save.
      Or trigger the Anomaly, and while it recharges run across.
      He fails such a basic concept. Bro should stick to his WoW Grind.

  • @deadpool_mwtm
    @deadpool_mwtm Месяц назад +13

    “I don’t think hard mode is hard” Brother, you died more times in prologue than I did after 100h in. If you’d lowered your ego a bit you’d probably find that out that “Oh, veteran difficulty is hard for me, I should lower down the difficulty so I can enjoy the game”

  • @JellyDognuts
    @JellyDognuts Месяц назад +57

    The elephants foot growing in his living room is very pleased with this decision

  • @jordanvoskamp
    @jordanvoskamp Месяц назад +21

    "I'll play it on hard mode" famous last words

  • @Baniq1986
    @Baniq1986 Месяц назад +12

    Sometimes you beat the game, sometimes the game beats you.

  • @AustinWilliams-p5p
    @AustinWilliams-p5p Месяц назад +210

    Watching him struggle with single player games is physically painful

    • @jackcanox4015
      @jackcanox4015 Месяц назад +5

      to be fair stalker is not a merciful experience ahha stalke was my first game for pc in around 2008 and i made the mistake to always play veteran and oh boy...it kicked my ass! all stalker game can be very challenging if you don't know how ot approach them!

    • @Vss077
      @Vss077 Месяц назад +22

      @@jackcanox4015 the first stalker games for sure, but this is way more easier to "approach" as a new player. but in the end it is asmon & his 2004 game knowledge
      the first stalker i didnt even know what to do, stalker 2 basically takes u by the hand, explains most stuff & are seen as common sense mechanics these days

    • @nexli5130
      @nexli5130 Месяц назад +3

      @@jackcanox4015 sadly stlaker 2 is not hard at all tho :(

    • @Restrocket
      @Restrocket Месяц назад +2

      @@Vss077 this new one is way harder than previous ones in my experience. Enemies see you from a mile away. The mutants are completely bulletproof. There is absolutely no way to kill even a hog in the open field.

    • @PCgamerChannel
      @PCgamerChannel Месяц назад

      Single player games are the only hard ones. What team games are hard?

  • @erfan0085
    @erfan0085 Месяц назад +100

    Game gives simple and easy to understand instructions
    Asmon:Huh?

    • @johnnysmith5923
      @johnnysmith5923 Месяц назад

      @cathalkennedy0 What happened with metro???

    • @towarzyszmarcin474
      @towarzyszmarcin474 Месяц назад

      ​@cathalkennedy0 something happened with metro?

  • @AdamSweres1990
    @AdamSweres1990 Месяц назад +8

    It seems obvious that you purposefully put the game on the hardest difficulty so you can tell people you stopped playing because it's too hard when you didn't want to play it in the first place. It took them 15+ years to make this game and it really is a good game. If you don't want to play it just say so instead of tip toeing around it.

    • @ShadyLurker16
      @ShadyLurker16 Месяц назад +3

      HE does this shit ALL THE TIME, it really bizarre behavior tbh. Buys a game it seems like he knows he won't like simply because other people are playing it, puts it on hardest difficulty to try and compensate for his inferiority complex about not being good at games (or being very smart in general). Get's frustrated after about an hour of barely engaging with the game, claims he doesn't like the mechanics (or that the game is bad) and quits. Very predictable pattern.

  • @PriceGG
    @PriceGG Месяц назад +134

    I was unsure if I would like the game or not since I never played the first one. I am about 20 hours in and loving it!

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina Месяц назад +10

      I played them nearly two decades ago and was hooked from the start. I'm loving it too, but it's got a lot of problems and performance issues that need to be addressed before I would recommend anyone else buy it. That's just my opinion.

    • @thipman
      @thipman Месяц назад +9

      @@AlphaMachinapretty solid for being made in a combat zone not to mention the dev team taking casualties.

    • @xray606
      @xray606 Месяц назад +2

      It has a strong smaller following. People seem to either love it or hate it.

    • @SlavaBohu
      @SlavaBohu Месяц назад +6

      ​​@@AlphaMachina I would buy it after the first update, the Metro game also had problems in the beginning, but they polished it up over time.

    • @dandylion1987
      @dandylion1987 Месяц назад +4

      I do like it BUT... the game needs performance improvements badly, its quite buggy and some of the mechanics need looking at/balancing. Enemies are too spongy on veteran, player visibility to NPCs im sure is bugged, stutter is a massive problem. Its a diamond in the rough ATM

  • @Prosto_ValerA600
    @Prosto_ValerA600 Месяц назад +21

    He is too used to radiation in his room, that he doesn't find it dangerous in game too

  • @DemyanSoul
    @DemyanSoul Месяц назад +4

    It’s truly incredible how fear can block a person’s ability to think and make decisions. Someone who has played WoW, managing ±20 skills, can’t even heal themselves in Stalker 2 after taking a hit. 😅 Ukrainians have created an incredible game! 😊

  • @3aMonolit
    @3aMonolit Месяц назад +27

    The death counter hints that the game is tough. In this game, when you are told that the difficulty level is Veteran, it means that you at least need to know what is in your backpack, whether it is usable and how long it will last you, what dangers await you and how to deal with them. The zone is an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland with a strictly guarded perimeter and no laws.

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 Месяц назад +1

      за мои 200 смертей на текущем сейве, 95% из них было от ваншотающих полей радиаций, воды и падений, ну и ещё в этот список можно добавить архи аномалии с пробами и ошибками разгадать их пазлы. все остальные 5% смертей этого прохождения на ветеране были от мутантов или неписей. эх, а меченый так-то облучение любое мог танчить с достаточным количеством аптечек, видимо скиф ещё не полностью заменил свою кровь на водку чтобы добиться такого же эффекта, поэтому ему придется падать без сознания от облучения из-за 1го неосторожного шага, увы.

  • @ESPLTD782
    @ESPLTD782 Месяц назад +294

    Let me guess, he quits because he doesn’t understand the mechanics and it’s too hard for him?

    • @NoisR
      @NoisR Месяц назад +17

      seems like it

    • @rsmith8113
      @rsmith8113 Месяц назад +16

      The game just not that good

    • @elcid5033
      @elcid5033 Месяц назад +123

      @@rsmith8113 well according to 1.5 mil people it is

    • @kakaroten
      @kakaroten Месяц назад +38

      He fails to learn new things sometimes, he doesn't even read the signs that tell him what to do

    • @theoDSP
      @theoDSP Месяц назад +5

      bro its just not for him

  • @saddestcat
    @saddestcat Месяц назад +10

    Stalkers atmosphere is the best bro

  • @TheWaterMagister
    @TheWaterMagister Месяц назад +27

    watching asmon play a difficult game is alot like watching a toddler learning how to walk.

  • @notsure9301
    @notsure9301 Месяц назад +23

    watching him stand in the open looking for the guy who is actively shooting him is painful... why would he ever think the hardest difficulty was a good idea xD

    • @mathewunknown8266
      @mathewunknown8266 Месяц назад +4

      watching him standing in rad zone, gaiger clicking, screen snowing, health draining and he goes to map.... that was painful

  • @jsml337g05u
    @jsml337g05u Месяц назад +4

    From: "I play it on hard mode. I'm a wizard, I can do that"
    To: "I don't like the mechanics" "I don't read" "I don't think it's my kind of game" "This is nuts" "It's just really dark" "Guys what do I do?" "I can't do this, this is insane"
    Yeah, he should just stick with games like the Korean dating sim, even though he sucks at that too

  • @Psycheman-l8i
    @Psycheman-l8i Месяц назад +25

    Playing every game on hard mode is a bad idea. Always skipping tutorial is a bad idea.

    • @RealBadGaming52
      @RealBadGaming52 Месяц назад +2

      Him playing the game is a bad idea but fun to watch

  • @listofnihilist
    @listofnihilist Месяц назад +53

    You can't swim in this game because your balls of steel are too heavy.

  • @EricCarvalho-zh8vs
    @EricCarvalho-zh8vs Месяц назад +11

    transmongold playing this is exactly why devs paint everything yellow

    • @stobbabyningen
      @stobbabyningen Месяц назад

      u can turn off yellow in setting btw

    • @mathewunknown8266
      @mathewunknown8266 Месяц назад +2

      @@stobbabyningen thats neat, didnt notice, thanks

  • @Oakoms
    @Oakoms Месяц назад +439

    mistake going on hard mode, oh well

    • @Nipskie
      @Nipskie Месяц назад +4

      How?

    • @lukesmith6871
      @lukesmith6871 Месяц назад +4

      mistake making this comment

    • @himanshupandey8771
      @himanshupandey8771 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@Nipskie stalker games are usually so much punishing on normal difficulty. But he choose to go hard mode and you can see that damage he got from that invisible enemy

    • @kevinh1792
      @kevinh1792 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@AWo-m5hFirst time? They will fix it. It's a great game. I've only issues with the controls on xbox and the fact that A-life is broken

    • @nexli5130
      @nexli5130 Месяц назад +6

      @@himanshupandey8771 I'm playing on veteran difficulty and the game is not even hard 💀

  • @Clint_Beastwood87
    @Clint_Beastwood87 Месяц назад +48

    Filtered. You need to know stalker games in order to play on Veteran difficulty. Going in blindfolded is just asking to be pissed off and get filtered

    • @MumboJumboZXC
      @MumboJumboZXC Месяц назад +3

      And filtered he was.

    • @x340x
      @x340x Месяц назад +1

      bruh, i never played any Stalker game but im pretty sure i wouldve gotten way further than him on this difficulty. its not even the games fault, only harder thing to understand was the invisible zombie because you dont know if you should run or if the killing is possible (if you never played the game). other than that it was just his skill issue

    • @tsuki_moon.1
      @tsuki_moon.1 Месяц назад +1

      Shooter game is always boring.

    • @Clint_Beastwood87
      @Clint_Beastwood87 Месяц назад

      @@tsuki_moon.1 🤡

    • @RealBadGaming52
      @RealBadGaming52 Месяц назад

      Filtered ?

  • @grimreaper7389
    @grimreaper7389 17 дней назад +2

    Spamming every bullets check
    Not reading what's on screen check
    Find gun F pick up/F Unload doesn't read Check
    What is an artifact, dude hasn't been listening to a single word the Doc said
    It hurts to watch

  • @coldsteel871
    @coldsteel871 Месяц назад +26

    Omg, watching you struggle with what to do with the bolt was killing me. The guy literally tells you what to do 😂.

  • @User627_24
    @User627_24 Месяц назад +47

    It's a bold move to play THIS game in hard mode

    • @kirkmashino4106
      @kirkmashino4106 Месяц назад +1

      not really, i have over 30 hours on veteran. i think it's funny a lot of streamers are playing on hard with the mutant nerf mod.

    • @karlbro7287
      @karlbro7287 Месяц назад +1

      Cotton the bold move didn't pay off.

    • @Roger-ug6bp
      @Roger-ug6bp Месяц назад +1

      I was always told that Stalker on Realism was the easiest difficulty because the enemies are one hit kills.

    • @ZergleJerk
      @ZergleJerk Месяц назад

      ​@@Roger-ug6bpit was still harder. The mutants were not the problem. It was the bandits (or anyone else with a gun that you pissed off). Mutants were usually alone or in small groups. Other humans would hunt you down in packs and volley fire at you from a fairly long distance away before you could find out where they all were.
      You could run into situations where it was impossible for you to win.

    • @tero2444
      @tero2444 Месяц назад +1

      @@Roger-ug6bp Difficulty effects weapon spray, both yours and the enemies. The higher the difficulty, the more accurate the weapons become. This can heavily work out in your favour if you're a halfway decent aim. Headshots are absurdly rewarded in this game. But don't expect to not reload occasionally because some random enemy with a sniper got you from so far away that you didn't really have a chance.

  • @justinkendrick3753
    @justinkendrick3753 Месяц назад +8

    Its crazy how you ask questions to yourself in confusion, but refuse to just look at 3 or 4 chats saying the same things.. YOU DRANK WATER, THATS WHY THE EFFECT DIDNT GO AWAY😭

  • @00-Dima
    @00-Dima Месяц назад +19

    😂 This isn't your soy boy games on veteran its actually hard

  • @Pvt.Parties
    @Pvt.Parties Месяц назад +50

    I've been waiting for this. "I'm playing hard mode"

    • @LifeEnjoyer463
      @LifeEnjoyer463 Месяц назад +3

      its over

    • @Pvt.Parties
      @Pvt.Parties Месяц назад +2

      ​@@LifeEnjoyer463he'll be back 😅

    • @mystdefiance1
      @mystdefiance1 Месяц назад

      @@Pvt.Parties still waiting for him to finish his Cyberpunk run

  • @stephensotor8104
    @stephensotor8104 Месяц назад +5

    I have this just running in the background while I am working. I heard a bunch of beeping and asmond saying "wa... what do I do?" I flipped to the tab and just saw him with a blinking Giger counter and a knife standing in front of a bunch of toxic waste. Fucking peak.

  • @Zargo1z
    @Zargo1z Месяц назад +29

    Bro found out quick you don't jump into Stalker head first on max difficulty.

  • @JeronCradle
    @JeronCradle Месяц назад +16

    One day, and that day may never come, Asmon is going to realise these games are totally his kinda game. I hope sooner rather than later.

  • @PraiseChristAlmighty
    @PraiseChristAlmighty Месяц назад +6

    The problem with STALKER2 (as someone who’s never played them before) is that this game reminds me of Metro Exodus which is in my top 5 FPS games ever. Also reminds me a bit of Fallout New Vegas, which is in my top 5 games period.
    That’s an issue for a father, a husband and a business owner-operator. Where’s the time?!
    This game needs tons of updates, patches and system reworks. But the devs seem to be listening and responding to those issues.
    Once address: STALKER2 may possibly be a legitimate 10/10 game.
    From the very little I’ve played, this game is looking like the FPS - “Baldur’s Gate”. What I mean is, nobody outside of the fanbase could have expected this game to be such a success, and nobody besides the fanbase expected this to actually be a perfectly scored game.
    I really cannot stop nerding-out over the game. If you like RPGs, if you like FPS’ and if you’re into survival horror (not really scary) then STAKER2 offers a bit of it all, done right too!
    Anyways, done pooping… gonna go play for a little bit, buy it and support the devs. They deserve it.

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy Месяц назад

      Fuck Metro Exodus it's Karma System.
      That's the only thing i hate about it. The other Games in the Series made that so much better to play.
      Losing Karma for failing Stealth (Even if you don't kill them)
      NPCS Wallhacking and seeing you through Walls, making you fail Stealth again and again.
      Not being able to actual Save when you want, and instead be dependet on AutoSaves that fuck up your progress if you get unlucky.
      It is such a good game with weird choices.

    • @PraiseChristAlmighty
      @PraiseChristAlmighty Месяц назад

      @ I don’t recall having or running into any stealth or AI related issues in Exodus. The Karma system is indeed an unwanted system in any game.
      On the other hand, in STALKER2: “Pomer” or whatever his name was. On the Poppy side mission. That dude was a bad guy from my discovery.
      I was there for a specific mission reason. Then he offered me a counter deal.
      To accept his deal would be objectively bad, morally speaking. But the choice I made was to put Pomer down, and complete the “good” outcome with the original quest giver.
      In the end…I got both quest rewards and made “The Zone” a bit safer.
      That’s my role-play and views on that outcome.
      RPG games should remove karmic and paragon/villain systems. All the non-essential main-story givers should be left to my discretion and my own morality system. Not the devs’.
      Other than that, Metro Exodus was easily a 9 or 9.5, for me personally… as someone who didn’t play the previous games. Haven’t played the first STALKER either. As far the sequel goes - bugs and performance issues aside… it’s looking like it will be in top favorite games of all time. So far 25 hours in, it’s checking all the marks I need.

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy Месяц назад

      @@PraiseChristAlmighty Wouldn't say Karma is unwanted in any Game.
      The entire Metro Series has a rather well made, and in my Opinion easy to understand Karma System that works very well. Exodus on the other Hand can make you lose Karma for failing a Stealth Section.... So if we take the first Chapter where you meet the Church Members? Yeah, if you fail the single Stealth Mission to get out on the Boat "Like a ninja" as your Gf says it. You will get the bad ending for that chapter and you friend will die on the escape section. Even if you did every single side mission in there, killed none of the church member and so on. It's really weird. And you cant evne restart half way in from your save, you either have a Savefile at the literal START of the entire chapter/level or from the last main misison you did the game gives you automatically.
      And yes, fuck Pommel, i killed that guy as well for the double reward lmao.
      Good Hunting Stalker!

    • @PraiseChristAlmighty
      @PraiseChristAlmighty Месяц назад

      @@HandsomeGamerGuy Ah, my misunderstanding. I see what you mean about that specific mission in Metro, I specifically didn’t like that bit precisely because I was going for the best morally-sound outcome as possible. And non-lethal stealthing in Ranger Hardcore was particularly annoying in that section of the game. Ok, I now understand what you meant. Yea that’s dumb. Agreed wholly.
      To clarify my stance, as I avoided being overly “yappy” previously. I meant that I didn’t like the game having some sort karmic-meter similar to the old BioWare games, that was blue for Paragon and Red for “Renegade”… or also when the game demands specific conditions or requirements in gameplay to be met - like forcing stealth.
      Baldur’s Gate 3 and now STALKER 2 both have a really good system that I like, because it simulates gray morality really well. There isn’t a meter saying “Paragon/Renegade, Good/Bad or some arbitrary gameplay requirement.
      It’s very simple: Do good things because you are good. Or do bad things, also because you are good… according to the player’s RP moral compass… and whomever witnesses such actions, should react accordingly. As an example in BG3, heinous acts will have companions leave or even fight you, other companions like it, depending the personality.
      And if no one saw anything, then it should be left up to my character’s conscious, and/or triggering a global effect like potentially missing out on a quest(s) or gear because the “victim” can longer provide vital information leading up to or directly towards quest/loot.
      These games got it right imho, and that’s why I’m loving STALKER 2 thus far.
      Cheers 🫡

    • @HandsomeGamerGuy
      @HandsomeGamerGuy Месяц назад +1

      @PraiseChristAlmighty I wholeheartedly agree. The Side quests and Main Mission choices you can make and decide for are very well done. They don't feel like they force you to be good or bad. Just giving you Options related to your current Situation without being bad. Side with the Ward or try asking Richter for help in the Village of the Old Man? Help a Guy out in a Shock Anomaly or kill him? Game tries to teach you that the Zone is Ruthless, but still tosses you Situations where helping or killing are both justified. No one is truly deserving of your help, but is your choice to help. I love it. Can't wait for the fixes to make it work better.
      Good Hunting, Stalker.

  • @NSXtacy-
    @NSXtacy- Месяц назад +242

    I've heard switching to the Ukrainian voice acting makes it so much more immersive.

    • @zbaker0617
      @zbaker0617 Месяц назад +66

      First thing I did with the settings

    • @BFG-rr9cv
      @BFG-rr9cv Месяц назад +20

      It does, also because the english vo is really crappy at times.

    • @cyleleghorn246
      @cyleleghorn246 Месяц назад +17

      I like doing this. Ukrainian in stalker, Russian in metro 2033, Italian in assassin's creed, Korean in Crysis (which, funny enough, happened automatically if you raised the difficulty) and whatever language they had in the various far cry games. Some games have some good voice acting and it's worth switching.
      However I will say that even if it's in English I need subtitles or half of everything sounds like it's underwater, muffled. So I don't mind reading the subtitles since they'll be on anyways

    • @FeatheredDino
      @FeatheredDino Месяц назад +33

      Yes and no. It does make the setting of Ukraine/Chernobyl feel more authentic, but having to stare at subtitles and missing what's actually happening (facial expressions, body language, environment, things in background) is a bummer.
      It's a wash. At least for me.

    • @SicutCorvusVolat
      @SicutCorvusVolat Месяц назад +15

      ​​@@FeatheredDinogotta work on your reading speed bud

  • @bababooey9825
    @bababooey9825 Месяц назад +114

    The A life system being bugged kinda ruins the experience at times. I hope they fix that shit soon.

    • @youtubeenjoyer1743
      @youtubeenjoyer1743 Месяц назад +29

      It's not in the game. Maybe it will get patched in at some point, but the game is currently unfinished. Thank you for participating in the alpha test!

    • @NoisR
      @NoisR Месяц назад +1

      what is a life system?

    • @flyingegle4099
      @flyingegle4099 Месяц назад +18

      @@NoisR life simulation, stalkers going from camp to camp, mutants hunting other mutans and so on...

    • @CarlWheatley-wi2cl
      @CarlWheatley-wi2cl Месяц назад +16

      It isn't A-Life. It's not compatable with UE5. They're trying to replicate it in UE but it isn't going to work. It will just be generic spawn points and timers but at least they can fix it so spawns don't happen right in your FOV lol.

    • @NoisR
      @NoisR Месяц назад

      @@flyingegle4099 ah ok thx

  • @orleyneberk3603
    @orleyneberk3603 Месяц назад +3

    - Chooses hardest difficulty
    - Doesn't reload gun
    - Doesn't use flashlight
    - Doesn't use medkits
    - Bruh this game not for me

  • @squidapple9662
    @squidapple9662 Месяц назад +18

    I'm getting the "Too much backseating stressing him out not gonna continue" vibes with this one, hope he can enjoy it off stream if so

    • @johnnysmith5923
      @johnnysmith5923 Месяц назад +1

      Honestly he should've gone back to Hollow Knight.

  • @wildmangeorgesrcchannel6916
    @wildmangeorgesrcchannel6916 Месяц назад +20

    that is why you dont pick hard mode never having played stalker games before. you get got by the vampire in two swipes

  • @uniformsixfour
    @uniformsixfour Месяц назад +2

    In this case veteran implies that you are familiar with at least one of this franchise's defining mechanics.
    He payed no attention to the introduction of the bloodsucker somehow.
    No idea he is getting cooked by radiation.
    Even if you arent familiar with anomalies, not being able to grasp "throw bolt > trigger cooldown > RUN" was painful.
    He didnt even glance at keybindings or read ANYTHING! "L" for light! You're literally staring at it! How long did it take for him to realize mario could run in the first damn mario bros game?
    There is no amount of handholding that can help this kind of clueless

  • @MrKrusten
    @MrKrusten Месяц назад +19

    Asmon is consistent in struggling with singleplayer games this hard