when you're a homestuck fan and a cop also: Sir, I'm going to need you to discard that bucket. This is public indecency. Sir. Sir there are CHILDREN present. SIR!
Ikr! I literally yelled out "ERIDAN HAS GAMZEE!! NOOOOOO!" And my family was looking at me like I was Cray or somefin ( heh... Feferi jokes). I was laughing hysterically! XD
Rebeckah Hammond xD omg im glad im not the only one whos parents look at me like im cray! Their like "da fuck you laughin at" and i just keep laughing xD
I gotta say it takes either bravery or absolutely not giving a shit to be Gamzee and be him like that. Considering they put effort into making that costume and were willing to completely goof off, I give credit to them. I love every bit of this!
Me too. My gf and I could be karkat and Dave, based on height, hair color, and personality. I'd be Karkat, my hairs nearly black enough. My gf is SOOOOOO blonde. She matches Dave perfectly. And has an older sister who looks like her with very slightly darker hair, she could be Dirk.
this video really makes me wish i was older so i could've had a friend group like this who also liked homestuck. now the fandom is dead for the most part unfortunately.
"YAY! I'm GoInG sWiMmIn'!!! **faint honks**" ".....**distressed honking** **drowning**" ~Timeskip to when Gamzee is out of the water~ "I hAtE sWiMmIn'.... NeVeR dOiNg ThAt AgAiN.................. I'm gOnNa SwIm SoMe MoRe! :o)" And this folks, Is why I love being a Capricorn.
"The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo" "Karkat what you looking for? Are you looking for true love?" "There is a yellow flag that means someone peed" "Ladies you cannot touch that bucket" "I'm not a lady" How is his makeup still fine...
Lets hope Gamzee's make up is water proof. I don't really think he should have gone swimming... HE GON GIT YELLED AT BY HIS LUSUS!!! Noooo! *snatches Gamzee and runs* I WONT LET YOUR LUSUS YELL AT YOU!! UR TOO ADORABLE!!! AND... clowny... And... I like clowns!
*Gam gets in the water* Gamzee youre gonna messup your makeup!!! Stahp!!! *Gam comes back and the makeup is perfectly fine* O mai jegus your makeup is a fruking miracle
Kaylee Leon You go to the top right corner where there's the bell and your [not]pic, and click on the picture, then after the dropdown thingy appears, your blue picture will be there and under it it will say "change" click change and then set a picture by dragging it there or choosing one from your downloads.
Gamzee: "I got a stick Karkat!" KarKat: *grabs stick and throws it* Gamzee: Yea! *grabs stick* I-I got it for you Karkat! *looks at Karkat* Gamzee: What's ya looking for? Are you looking for true loovve? ------ Gamzee: *says to Dave* We Can't Afford Another Flag! Dave: You sound like Old Greg... Gamzee: *things I forgot lol and leaves* That was my uncle's name... XD my two favorite parts! XXDDD
I dream of having a group of friends who know homestuck :( some of my friends know this fandom, but I would like to have such a group and go out cosplaying...i love this fandom
It's like the mermaids in the bottom of the ocean swelled up the water all up into the sky and the seahorses and they crashed onto the shore and they swept me into their loving arms and took me back for a wedding that was not an arranged marriage.
I remember when I first watched this and I had no idea what homestuck was. This video got me into homestuck so... I came back and watched it again and now I get everything... Thanks rhyme for getting me into homestuck. I wouldn't be on act 5 act 2 right now if it weren't for you :)
![PESTERQUEST: Gamzee Makara [NO COMMENTARY]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6My5HtkG8ek/mqdefault.jpg)
lol, "The faygo is in the sand, the sand is not in the Faygo."
Seems legit.
Sierra Santschi k
Sierra Santschi honk
hey Gamzee guess what
gamzee-2015
_"The yellow flag, right there, it means somebody peed"_
It's like watching a drunk baby giraffe learn to swim
Omg you're right lmao
True
Claire and Stuff yesssssss that is it
Claire and Stuff lmao
Someone send me a video of a drunk baby giraffe learning to swim I want it now
-I'm sorry ladies you cannot go touch that bucket.
-I'M NOT A LADY **runs to the bucket**
"The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo" 😂
Ikonic Bangtan XD
actually its BOTH
when you're a homestuck fan and a cop also: Sir, I'm going to need you to discard that bucket. This is public indecency. Sir. Sir there are CHILDREN present. SIR!
I wonder how much effort the cosplayer that was Gamzee had to use to stay in character.
Destiny Ellis Ryhme is a good actress.
There's a yellow flag *zooms in* that means somebody peed in the water.
XDDDD
KARKAT VANTAS 5:32 Rose is just cracking up! XD
*When ocean conditions are rough, but not life-threatening*
All I could think while gamzee was drowning was, "OH CUPCAKE! ERIDANS GOT HIM! QUICK GO GET HIM OR ERIDAN WILL!"
Cathrine is Carcat
Sarah is Jade
Charity is Roeis
Hunter is Dave
Jaz is Gamzee
Also Tess could be Jade
Ikr! I literally yelled out "ERIDAN HAS GAMZEE!! NOOOOOO!" And my family was looking at me like I was Cray or somefin ( heh... Feferi jokes). I was laughing hysterically! XD
Rebeckah Hammond xD omg im glad im not the only one whos parents look at me like im cray! Their like "da fuck you laughin at" and i just keep laughing xD
Kaylee LeonXD I feel u. I wish homestuck characters were real...
I gotta say it takes either bravery or absolutely not giving a shit to be Gamzee and be him like that. Considering they put effort into making that costume and were willing to completely goof off, I give credit to them. I love every bit of this!
xP Gamzee: The Faygo is in the sand. But the sand is not in the Faygo.
True words of wisdom Gamzee.
"IM WET" "SO AM I" //dying of laughter in the background// am I the only one who thought of dirty things?
Nope XD
That was probably supposed to sound wrong XD
No you are not
youre not the only one
no
You bettah zip up those TROUSERS, son.
GatorGamer There's no ZIPPAR!
"what are those too idiots doing"
Gamzee:"I'm wet in the water"
"I'm wet too"
Lol that scene made me laugh so much 😂
"There's a seagull... oh mah gowsh..."
saaame
"AND TOOK ME BACK TO A WEDDING THAT WAS NOT AN ARRANGED MARRAIGE" HOLY SHIT IM DYING RHYME THAT WAS PERFECT
Haley Marie omg gamzee just rapped without trying LETS MAKE MORE OF IT :O)
"WhAt ArE yOu LoOkInG fOr? ArE yOu LoOkInG fOr TrUe LoOvE?" XD
No
"Sittin on the beach, karkat karkat watcha doin" xD i just love the way gamzee says karkats name
And, the award for best Gamzee goes to... You!
Most in character Gamzee I've ever seen!
karkat was on the beach because hes a crab , im sorry im so so sorry XD
"that, jade, is called an abomination"
marsbot 2:09 a very frustrated Jade XD
Does anyone else love how gamzee's voice sounds when he says karkat?
Yes! I thought I was the ONLY one who liked how Gamzee says Karkat! Thank heavens I'm not! :3
sweet!
cupcake ninja yup!
I hope you remember this and feel humiliated
''Ladies and gentlemen, do not touch that bucket''
"what the muffin is he writing?" -Dave 2k12
Derpy: muffins?!?!?!
I've always wanted to have friends like that and cosplay as hetalia, UnderTale, and Homestuck
Me too. My gf and I could be karkat and Dave, based on height, hair color, and personality. I'd be Karkat, my hairs nearly black enough. My gf is SOOOOOO blonde. She matches Dave perfectly. And has an older sister who looks like her with very slightly darker hair, she could be Dirk.
Wow 😂
leathal girl I would cosplay Homestuck Undertale and FNAF
**spits out drink** h hetalia....finally someone understands me
I would cosplaying undertale homestuck and doki doki literature club
*talking about the water* "Rose , you're a good girl so don't put it in your mouth"
I WANNA MARRY THAT ADORABLE FRICKING GAMZEE AHHHH *fangirls flailing arms everywhere* HES ADORABLE!!!!
...The person who plays as gamzee is a female :P
Ben Drowned xD ohh welp she did a really good job!!! She played him off well and I sware im not gay xDD
>~
@Ben Drowned, let her dreeeeaaam.
Brielle Clark X3 thanks Brielle
my friend doesnt even read homestuck and this is her favorite video
Omfg your profile pic!!!! Not lil' Cal!!!!! Nuuuuuu '^'
I don't even read homestuck and i've been watching homestuck videos since sometime yesterday. (it's 3:38am...)
What type of makeup was gam wearing? That stuff was a miracle in itself :0)
If Gamzee ever vlogged... Well this is it
I highly doubt I'll get a response but whAT WIG DOES GAMZEE HAVE HERE BECAUSE I HAVE A STRONG NEED
+Peridot ThInK aGaIn, GaMzEe DeLiVeRiNg SwEeT aNsWeRs To A bRoThEr Or SiStEr In NeEd :0) The wig is from Arda Wigs, called "Hansel" in Black.
XD
tem need muns for coleg
"Can I go deeper Karkat?"
Omfg
Me: yesplz
Kankri: (whistling)
im crying XD
oHokOKOKOKHHHHH
Tbh that sounds wrong
He's got backstroke for days.
Omf *dying*
Omg
I'm dead
*touches the bucket* The guy playing Gamzee is how I would imagine him to talk............ Except a little more adult I guess.....
sorry to tell ya but that guy is actually a girl.There all girls.
Oh..... Welp, still my headcanon voice for Gamz.
hahaha mine too.
and i made the same mistake too
Oh my god after watching this now I go to school occasionally saying "The Faygo's on the sand, the sand is not in the Faygo"
"Then what cupcake are these two losers doing?" LMFAO
"The Faygo's on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo."
Seems legit XD
this video really makes me wish i was older so i could've had a friend group like this who also liked homestuck. now the fandom is dead for the most part unfortunately.
"Are you taking a pee in this water sir?" I'm dying right now I need an ambulance 😂
Whoever has so much Faygo they can carelessly spit some of it out of their mouth on sand must be a god.
The faygo is in the sand
The sand is not in the faygo
-Gamzee
"YAY! I'm GoInG sWiMmIn'!!! **faint honks**" ".....**distressed honking** **drowning**" ~Timeskip to when Gamzee is out of the water~ "I hAtE sWiMmIn'.... NeVeR dOiNg ThAt AgAiN.................. I'm gOnNa SwIm SoMe MoRe! :o)" And this folks, Is why I love being a Capricorn.
Tsun and Kuu :3 same
"Karkat! Watch! I gotta stick!!"
Seriously?! 😆😂
(( My first Homestuck video ever. this is what got me into homestuck.
((not this video exactly but another one of their other videos got me too))
((same here :D))
[Sameee]
"The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo" "Karkat what you looking for? Are you looking for true love?" "There is a yellow flag that means someone peed" "Ladies you cannot touch that bucket" "I'm not a lady" How is his makeup still fine...
"what the cupcake?" "DROWN HIM!!" My two favorite lines
My 2 favorite lines are 'drown him' and 'it means somebody peed'
Omg best gamzee cosplay and voice ahh love it!
i wonder if you guys are still friend, this video bring me nostalgia...you seems so happy together
NO LANDWWELLER CAN SWWIM IN MY WWATER
kill Dave, if anyone. he sat on the BUCKET (it's not a bucket) And maybe kill Jade. HoNk :o)
Eridan 2000 SHUDDUP
FIGHT ME ERIDAN! *Jumps into the water wearing a silicone mermaid tail*
;________;
You don't own the entire ocean >:)
Lets hope Gamzee's make up is water proof. I don't really think he should have gone swimming... HE GON GIT YELLED AT BY HIS LUSUS!!! Noooo! *snatches Gamzee and runs* I WONT LET YOUR LUSUS YELL AT YOU!! UR TOO ADORABLE!!! AND... clowny... And... I like clowns!
....No. Ur lusus is gon kill you if you go in dere. T.T
(lol srry i was so late)
crystal clods
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! GAMZEE IS MINE!!!!
U said meh name
"Are you looking for true love" XD
"No No DaVe YoU wIlL dI-- oKaY yOu CaN dRiNk It... BuT rOsE"
my favorite part. lol
this is the first homestuck video ive ever seen. now im up to the last update. IVE COME SO FAR
NOO GAMZEE UR JAMMIES
I died when he got in the water 😂
"IM WET!"
...
"SO AM I"
*Gam gets in the water*
Gamzee youre gonna messup your makeup!!! Stahp!!!
*Gam comes back and the makeup is perfectly fine*
O mai jegus your makeup is a fruking miracle
Where's my 2016 Homestuck fans ;-;
+Tiny Fang Right here my homie
+Morishige Ryan Fire yay! :3
+Tiny Fang Right here! ;u;
+Anime Tin ;o;
+Tiny Fang ;u; Yes.
"you better zip up your trousers" XD words of wisdom from gamzee
Oh ye2
"The faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the faygo." That will be my senior quote
"AH'M LEARNIN MAH DOGGY PADDLE" XDD
YOUR PIC IS SO CUTE!!
Thanks X3
Brielle Clark does anyone knlw how to set a profile pic? XD
Kaylee Leon You go to the top right corner where there's the bell and your [not]pic, and click on the picture, then after the dropdown thingy appears, your blue picture will be there and under it it will say "change" click change and then set a picture by dragging it there or choosing one from your downloads.
Katie Kitty thank youuu!
Gamzee: "I got a stick Karkat!"
KarKat: *grabs stick and throws it*
Gamzee: Yea! *grabs stick* I-I got it for you Karkat! *looks at Karkat*
Gamzee: What's ya looking for? Are you looking for true loovve?
------
Gamzee: *says to Dave* We Can't Afford Another Flag!
Dave: You sound like Old Greg...
Gamzee: *things I forgot lol and leaves* That was my uncle's name...
XD my two favorite parts! XXDDD
"I've never been swimmin' before cockat. It's so big"
I dream of having a group of friends who know homestuck :(
some of my friends know this fandom, but I would like to have such a group and go out cosplaying...i love this fandom
i miss these times, were you could be you and have fun, it was so nice i wanna cry
lol ur so lucky u have good friends that are also avid homestuck fans and actually cosplay/roleplay with u XD
Gamzee: "The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo."
Me: *chokes on water*
Gamzee the lake police 😂
What an incredible artifact to uncover
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
for 2ome rea2on thii2 ii2 really entertaiiniing
Sollux Captor 2ollux!!!!
Best Karkat ever!!!!
The dream to be a teenager in the 2010s
real
Real but I was a baby sadly
@ real
Dave: isn't somebody ganna say I'm a hero
Jade: does something
Dave: aww thank you jade
Me: whimpering for some unknown reason
I have been quoting this video for the past 5 years thank you for my life
"The faygo's on the sand, the sand is not on the faygo."
Yea Karkat! JEEES!
It's like the mermaids in the bottom of the ocean swelled up the water all up into the sky and the seahorses and they crashed onto the shore and they swept me into their loving arms and took me back for a wedding that was not an arranged marriage.
Sea goat dad
Let your son be free
If I literally saw this irl
you'd all be dead from my hugs.
Wwait, wwhy is strider drinking faygo instead of apple juice?
He ran out of apple juice...he went on a rampage!
so Gamzee wwont kill him obvviously
If there was a documentary about the beach with gamzee as the narrator i would definitely watch it
Watching this never gets old xD
“Are you takin a pee in these waters sir? Zip up thos trousers, sir” killed me
When Gamzee said "I like your bathing suit" I heard " i like to bath in soup"
This is possibly the purest Gamzee anyone can channel. This is what all Gamzee cosplayer strive for.
"The Faygo is on the the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo"
The part with Eridan's trap was my favorite oml xD
"are you taking a pee in the water sir"
I remember when I first watched this and I had no idea what homestuck was. This video got me into homestuck so... I came back and watched it again and now I get everything... Thanks rhyme for getting me into homestuck. I wouldn't be on act 5 act 2 right now if it weren't for you :)
"Can I drink it, cockat?"
I died
Gamzee: Don't put your mouth in the water.some minutes later *Jumps in the water with mouth open*
Mermaids? Do you mean Eridan? xD
"I'M WET!"
"Me too!"
"WERE YOU IN THE WATER?"
".....SUREEEE!"
Me:
😂😂😂😂😂
I swear that was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, sweet Jegus I love Gamzee
I haven't seen this in eight years I was in middle school when I found it I think still love it
Was any of that planned?
+Cheyenne Rose Weirdly, no. These things just happen...
Lol
"Rose you a nice girl.. " Gamzee almost reminds me of Old Greg... Has anyone seen that? I'M OOOLDD GREEEGG!
" I think its Eridans trap." I DIED XD
"YoU bEtTeR zIp Up ThOsE tRoUsErS sOn!" XDD Best line ever!!!
Goat-Dad told GamGam to stay outta da watta