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I'm a retired nurse, I once had a Karen demand directions to a location she wasnt legally allowed into, after about an hour of her demanding I gave in and gave her directions to another location.......the morgue!
That's awesome.
😂🤣😂 awesome
Good one
If I was a nurse, I'd feed those people some Amanita Phalloides to ensure they meet God. It would be a very painful journey to the other side, as their organs shut down in about a week
Wish I knew nursed like u where I work, none of them, at of the hospitals I go to can give directions to the morgues. It's like pulling hair
We had some friends who had neighbors who showed up around dinner time every night. In the beginning our friends were ok having uninvited guests at dinner.
As soon as dinner was over the woman would say,Do you want help cleaning up? Our friends would say, Naa, it’s nothing a little soap and water can’t clean up. So the people would leave immediately.
After a month or so my friends decided to make an apple pie and have them stay for dessert.
At the end of the meal, they got up to leave and our friend said, Oh please stay for dessert. I made fresh apple pie.
As she was getting the dessert plates and cutting the pie, her husband gathered the dinner plates and placed them on the floor.
The “guests” looked at him strangely.
He went to the back door and called, Soap, Water (their dogs) in from outside. The dogs happily came in through the laundry room and into the kitchen. They licked the plates clean.
The uninvited guests sat there and watched.
After the dogs were finished licking the dinner plates, she was serving them the apple pie.
He husband picked up the dinner plates from the floor and put them into the cabinet’s.
The uninvited guests jumped up and left, never to return.
Ray and Genie promptly took the dishes out of the cabinets and put them in the dishwasher.
PRICELESS 😂
😂😂😂 thanks for the tip
I read this story about 20 or more years ago. I am happy to see, that it is still being told….
@@trudidolder3094 This happened almost 30 years ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣I am rolling..
Could have served the apple pie on the dog plates
An uncle of a friend of mine ran a mixed farm in south kent (England), had problems with odd cars that turned up parked at odd times, blocking various gates on the farm. This is what he did:- the first car was parked in a gateway to a field of sheep. He moved the gate, a couple of panels down the fence. Then erected an old shed over the car, having previously covered with an old carpet, then added old bales of barbed wire, bits of old rusty farm machinery, bits of old lumber, tires, a few bricks. When he finished, you would never guess what was inside as it just looked like it had been there for years,. Another one got covered with a tarpaulin, then covered with about two thousand old tires, it ended up looking like a silage clamp. Silage is fermented grass, covered under tarpaulin and all held down with tires, so it provides winter fodder for cattle. The police came and asked if he knew anything about missing cars, but he denied all knowledge and they went away. About two years later he scrapped both vehicles and split the profit with the scrap man. This happened in the early 1970s. The odd cars stopped turning up. He passed the farm to his son when he retired in about 2000.
I am a nurse, and I can assure you, the first person who was mistaken for a nurse was too nice. Most nurses I know would not take shit from such a person after it quickly became apparent this woman was abusive. You can’t be effective as a nurse if you let people walk over you, lol. So, don’t worry about how you handled this, you were kinder than that witch deserved!
Had surgery just last week here I NZ. The Nurses were the best staff of any business I have ever met. A HUGE kudos to Grace Hospital for hiring the perfect people! It’s a tough job they perform with a smile, even during a 4.8 earthquake at 2am the night I was there.
The dogs at the camp site reminds me of an old joke I read awhile back. A man went to his elderly uncle for an overnight visit. That evening at dinner he noted the dishes were not quite as clean as they should be and made a comment about it. His uncle responded that "They were as clean as cold water can get them." So, the nephew shrugged it off and finished his meal. The next morning at breakfast he again noted the dishes were not quite clean and commented about it. Again, the old man stated firmly that "they were as clean as cold water can get them." Short time later the nephew says his goodbyes and starts to leave but his uncle's large old dog is in the way of the door. The uncle then calls out "Coldwater, get over here!"
When I heard it the dogs name was Ajax, also the name of a cleaner.
Wasn't a roommate but a crazy downstairs neighbor. She moved in, and day 2 she was banging on my door complaining she could hear about me walking in my own apartment (wooden building. Floors creak. I chose top floor to avoid this myself). She complained again a second day, after which we reported her and she was told by the apartment management, in no uncertain terms, that she was not to knock on our door again. Then she filed a false noise complaint, which we disputed resulting in all her future complaints having to be verified by security or police. She even went so far as to file a false theft report with the police report against me, which didn't work (cops didn't believe her because I made several times what she did and would have no incentive).
She wanted a war, she got one. We started reporting her every single time she made noise, and getting security or police to verify it. And we'd do little things to annoy her like stomping on the floor _once_ before bed late at night randomly, something she had no way to get a recording of or prove. She'd call security and we'd deny it and act like they'd woken us up and tell them she was a troublemaker and all the (verified) crap she's pulled. So she ultimately had nothing she could prove against us, while we had a mountain of verified complaints against her. She finally screwed herself by smoking weed in her unit, to the extent the smell permeated into ours. Cops verified this (weed was legal in the state, but polluting others' dwellings was not, and smoking indoors was against apartment rules) and that got her an eviction notice. Tl;dr, she started a war, but we played it smart and did little things to antagonize her without giving her anything she could prove, while ensuring she racked up proven violations, until she got evicted. Next time don't mess with a 6-year tenant who knows how to play the rules.
That was entertaining to read.
@@DevourerRich Myself and my roommate really couldn't believe the gall of this lady. Just, how entitled can you be? She complains about us for simply walking, yet she BLASTS music while she's cleaning to the point it was a noise violation even in daytime (police told her to turn it down) and other similar things. The difference is we knew how to play the game, and she didn't.
@@WardenWolf She sounds like just a "wonderful" human. It is usually easy to push someone like her's buttons like you did. I to, am vindictive. If you mess with me, I will figure out a way to really upset you, and enjoy doing it, just like you! LOL Good job.
I love the random single foot stomp . 🤣
@@thedevilsworkshop7720 Right over her bedroom. Then when security came we played it off like she was misusing _them_ to wake _us_ up.
Last story: You paid for it, you're entitled to sit there. There is not "stinky eyes" or anything else. In fact, i would said to the ones who give me that glare: "What? why don't you give your sit instead? i paid for it and i will stay here".
People are all too eager to shame people for something and when told to do it themselves they don't want to. I agree with you, they should have no right to shame someone for not wanting to give up their seat if they didn't offer theirs to them.
@@GrubSlimeExactly. Its bad the oldman has to sit on another place, but the plane is already completely booked and everyone paid for their respective seats.
That's what i said. It will be different if the seat beside isn't booked and the person has a problem with the old man sit there. But the OP even said if the seat beside weren't booked, he wouldn't mind to let the man sit beside his one instead.
This. If those people wanted to give the stink eye the whole flight, they could have just as easily stood up and told the flight attendant they’d give up their seats for the old couple and have no reason to stink eye anyone.
@@PlutoHasAHeart exactly.
I heard a similar, dog dish washing service story. These people had neighbors who dropped by almost daily at mealtimes. Rather than tell them to go away, they went with this plan. After dinner, while chatting with their "guests", they held the plates out for the dogs to lick clean and casually put them back into the cupboard. All while continuing to chat away. That was their last visit.
The dog training was absolutely the best story... I loved it! Without dogs, I would have given the family a "pack-up and leave date." Just because they are family does not mean they have the same manners as the other members.
The giant phallic on the hood of that neighbor’s car is the cherry on top.
The one time I lived next door to college kids one of them took a dump in front of my door because I reported them to management for having a noisy party until 2 AM. What kind of psycho does that? I held my nose and picked it up with a trash bag and smashed it into their door handle. They were evicted about a month later.
That is so funny, I never thought the son had a restraining order against his mother and she got dragged out like a child 🤣😂🤣
For the hospital story, I'm amazed that the head nurse didn't call for a psych referral. I've heard tell that in my part of Texas, major hospitals sometimes do if a visitor gets particularly unruly.
That's a reasonable response
This is my fear every time I enter the VA.
A huge perk of working in corrections was that I didn't have to physically control clients or visitors. On the unit, Corrections Officers could use pain compliance, OC, Tasers, or beanbag rounds. In visitation, they carried selective fire Semi/machine gun rifles. So when there was attempted violence, my primary duty was to GTFO and get my first aid jump bag. (I also put on an N-95 with a Holmes foam rubber/acivated charcoal layer, (my personal addition). With this addition, I could work for 5-10 minutes, while guards and patient/convicts vomited around me. Yes, I repeatedly pointed out the fact that all responding corrections officers were disabled, and some asthmatic nearby asthmatic patients were hospitalized at GREAT expense, and I used a cheap, easy device to avoid this. But I wasn't a CO, so I was ignored.
And then charge an arm and a leg for their "treatment." Don't be a jerk, don't get charged.
I should said : “ your son is dead”
I rented for awhile before buying my first house.
I lived in an upstairs apartment and the Landlord told me that they had had problems with the tenants below me and were given notice that with one more complaint, they would only have 24 hours to vacate.
All was fine for about 2 weeks when they threw a very LOUD party.
I went downstairs and knocked on their door. When someone answered I asked him to quiet down the party as I was very tired and needed sleep.
As we were talking one of his friends literally passed out while sitting in a chair at their dining room table. Her head hit the floor but no one seemed to notice. The guy told me to go F myself and slammed the door. The party ended about 4am after the police showed up.
At 6am I knew that they had to have raging hangovers.
At that time I had a very Old Hoover vacuum that had a bearing going out. That vacuum would suck the carpet up if it wasn’t attached to the floor, but that bearing was so LOUD that after I bought my first house my neighbors 3 houses away could hear it.
Anyhow at 6am, I decided that I needed to vacuum my apartment, well at least in my bedroom, which was under their bedroom.
I left it on and went to breakfast. Upon returning I promptly went to the manager’s office to complain and show her the police report.
She and I headed over to their apartment.
The manager mentioned that something was Screaming. I laughed and said it was my vacuum. She said Omgosh, I’ll bet their heads are pounding now. And then laughed.
We knocked on their door and some guy struggled to get to the door while covering his ears. She gave him the 24 hour eviction notice and I looked at him and said, Are you enjoying my vacuum.
He said F you, that thing woke us up at 6 and our heads hurt.
I then informed him that that’s what they get for keeping me awake until I had the police show up.
He then got really mad bc the police gave them a $500 fine for disturbing the peace.
So here they were, moving with a horrendous hangover with a $500 fine to boot.
I giggled.
op was such a good nurse, remaining calm under so much pressure
We had some “friends” (man, woman, two kids) who would invite themselves to stay with us every few months when they came to our area. They lived in a small town while we lived in a large city. Telling them it wasn’t a good time, we didn’t have room, etc. didn’t work. They’d insist. They’d sometimes arrive with friends in tow, telling us they’d sleep on the floor. They used us as a free hotel, over a period of about 4 years. They never once took us out to eat, sent a thank-you card, or even a Christmas card. I was expected to supply breakfast, cereal and milk, but I never offered them another meal.
One day the woman sat in my living room and informed me, “I don’t like feminists.” I felt like saying, “You may not like them, but you’re sure willing to mooch off one.” The last time they were there, we were at the table having breakfast (she’d poured her little girl as much cereal as my husband would eat, poured milk all over that, and the kid took 3 bites and quit) and my cat jumped on the table. I was about to tell her to get down, when the woman told me that she didn’t like cats on the table. I thought-“If you don’t like it, go home.” And I let her stay and even petted her. For some reason, they never called us again, hehe. If they’d ever once done something nice for us, even a Christmas card, I might have felt differently, but I was tired of being taken advantage of.
Simple fix for the getting parked in in your own driveway problem: Pull in just far enough to get your car off the street/ sidewalk, and don't leave any room for somebody to park behind you. Problem solved.
Unfortunately, that doesn't really work. Most of these morons are the type that would either do it anyway, causing them to hang out in the street, or they would concoct some stupid plan of hitting your car, scratching it, etc., because it is not completely in the driveway. Their brains work in oddly tenacious ways sometimes; albeit, not usually in anything constructive.
@@adamwalker3560 I agree. They would likely just park behind you blocking the driveway anyway.
Her idea was so much more fun, tho...
Karen: *STEALS DOG TO HAVE A PROM DATE*
OP: Arrests Karen.
OP: Sry am I the jerk?
Yta
@@captainrexgames9678 theft, mf
The OP who isn’t a nurse should have led the prune face to the morgue and said wait here while I get the chaplain to accompany you.
story two: priceless. the name "pucker face karen" will last in my memory for the rest of the year.
story three: for some reason it reminds me of this joke I got on my email long time ago.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
story four: yes. you can be sure they had done it other times. I knew of people that pull that kind of sh*t every single time they can.
Telling people to leave usually ends up being ignored, or they just say "yeah yeah" and just stay. or keep coming back. But training the dogs, that was totally worth the effort as the other people will NEVER return.
I lived with my girlfriend in an old church that had been converted to several apartments. One was in the basement under ours. Some young guys moved into the basement apartment. They would party in the evening and crush their beer cans, under our bedroom, about a half hour after my girlfriend and I went to bed. We both had to get up early so we needed to get some sleep. Then one of the owner's sons started staying overnight in the furnace room at night. He wasn't paying rent, just sleeping there. In the middle of Wisconsin winter, he would turn off the furnace, evidently, because it was noisy. Then he would leave without turning it back on. We would wake up to a freezing cold apartment in the morning.
If I had met the old lady at the hospital in that situation, I would have just said, "I'm sorry ma'am, "PB" is not here. He was transferred to an hour ago."
Story #2 definitely happened at least once. I live in a major city in Texas and used to have to frequent the major name hospital. I personally witnessed a scene that matches that story to a T!
OP should have just said at the beginning of the confrontation, " You're right I'm not good at this, I quit and walked away!"
1st story: very nice revenge 🤣
first story got me cackling at the revenge. never laughed harder in my life. my brother creaked open my door (he couldn’t come in bc my carpet holds the door shut from the inside) to ask me what’s making me cackle loud enough for the whole block to hear. needless to say i’m sending this video to him.
"Dont act stupid youre not pretty enough for that!!!" foul 💀💀💀💀
I lived in a house on a city block a few years ago that was a duplex and I also ran a business from it and he back portion. I had multiple vehicles that needed to come in and out of my business area through the driveway alongside my house. My long-term neighbor son had married and lived on the second floor with his wife. She pulled in one day across my driveway and seen quite entitled to be able to park wherever she wanted. She didn't want to park in her driveway because they always did the car swap thing because of having too many vehicles. At any rate that day midday she decides to park in front of my driveway and I come out and tell her that I need to leave that she can't park in front of my driveway. She proceeds to give me her opinion of me and waiver a finger at me that she can do what she wants. That quite perturbs me but I decide to exact my revenge rather than get into a more extended verbal altercation with her so rather than wait and see if she's going to move it fairly quickly I decided to call my local PD. I know they're quite aggressive and very authoritarian so I called them and they send someone right over. I explained to the officer the situation and how she told me where I could stick it that she could do what you wanted his face turned to bit red and decided to remedy the situation. He proceeds to write her a substantial fine for blocking my driveway, parking incorrectly, and whatever else he brought up to put on her ticket. Well she still doesn't come out and he puts the ticket on her vehicle goes off. So I know it's only a matter of time and get occupied so I am not available to participate in her nightmare but watch from the window. She finally comes out and sees the ticket and I see her throwing her hands up and yelling and screaming and all kinds of hand gestures. I just kind of smile and revel in in the Sweet Revenge I have just bestowed on her. She never parked in front of my driveway again! Was I the jerk? Lmao
I would've asked the Head nurse the definition of insanity, followed by inquiring of the proper protocols in case a patient escapes the psychiatric ward. Enough said.
Loved that I am not a nurse story! Especially when the SON said that His MOM was persona non grata!!
I did hear a story similar to the last one. Cousin and family invited to dinner ONCE, but kept showing up nearly every night uninvited afterward. Finally after dinner all of the plates were just put down for dogs to lick 'clean' and were then just immediately put into cupboard. Dinner guests never came back...
Don't even acknowledge these idiots, just tell em their crazy and walk away. It really gets em, and I get a good laugh.
In reference to the "camp story", Absolute GENIUS!
The hospital story. The entitled mom voiceover sounds like Starscreams, lol
Along with a dash of Cobra Commander.
Story 2: not a jerk. How I would have handled it totally would have been a jerk move:
Take her to an empty room. Tell her he is in surgery and it doesn’t look good. She might want to consider calling the family priest.
I would've sent her to the morgue 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This man wants us to move seats" in that old robotic voice made me laugh
Back in college, a friend of mine had his car blocked in by a guy who illegally parked in front of him.
We contacted the University and even though it was their property, they said there was nothing they could do besides ticket him
I dug around and found out that the University policy was to put a new ticket on a vehicle each time they found the old one removed. These all added up. Each ticket was separate. So we got all of our friends together to stop by the illegally parked car and take the parking ticket off the window, crumble it up, and throw it on the ground next to the car. As far as the University parking police was concerned, the guy was removing the ticket, littering, leaving, and coming back to park in the same spot.
After a week and a half, the car still hadn't moved and my friend remained blocked in. So one night we got fed up, we all went over, busted out his tail lights, picked up the guy's car and moved it into the street, so my friend could get out
Since we left the car in the street, it finally got towed, plus another ticket.
We found out through the grapevine that the guy who illegally parked, had gone to a kegger, got arrested, and when he was finally let out of jail, found his car smashed up and had a mountain of tickets and tow fees to deal with on top of everything else.
He played stupid games and got a whole pile of stupid prizes.
When I was in college, we had a guy move in downstairs. He made a deal with the elderly landlord. He was supposed to do some work in exchange for first, last and security deposit. Well, it didn't take long before Michael started bring his friends home from the bar at closing time, playing his electric guitar at 3:00 am, right under my bedroom, then having screaming, abusive fights with his girlfriend. All in the middle of the night, sometimes on weekday nights. I just put up with it for the first few weeks. I didn't care that much if I could sleep in the next day. Then it started happening almost every night, so I finally asked him very politely to keep it down after midnight on days I had to be at school early the next morning. He apologized, and said he would. That lasted for two days. When I went down to ask him to stop playing Ozzie at full volume at 3:35 on a Tuesday morning, he went crazy. He was screaming at me that he was going to poison my vegetable garden, and bbq my cat. Then he pushed up on my with his chest, screaming in my 5' 1" face, saying he'd beat me bloody if I complained again. I called the landlord, and got ignored. However, two months went by, and no work was done on the property. It took another 30 days, but he got his butt tossed out! I ended up making friends with his now ex girlfriend, and a few of her friends, and we still make fun of him years later. So in the end, I feel like I totally won!
I once lived with a awful room mate. He would play loud music through the walls at all hours, he would threaten me with violence in front of the land lord, he would kick my cat and make me feel unsafe and that i had to lock my bedroom door each night for fear that he would come in and assult me while I slept. That ended when the land lord evicted me for shouting at this violent prick for attacking my cat. for context they were both members of Destiny church, a cult here in New Zealand.
Oh if i was the hospital patient i would have smiled and asked what will you do. If she hit me, charges would have been pressed
My reaction depends on the day. Most days I'm polite & helpful. But catch me on the wrong day & I'd get mouthy then walk away. 😂
NURSES ARE THE ROCKSTAR'S OF THE HOSPITAL!
Uncle Joe and grandpa are total legends. I let my dog lick my plates. I told some friends that were visiting that I don't even have to wash them. The look on their faces was priceless as I laughed my butt off. 🤣
"I could love the Neighbors Upstairs wondrous
If instead of above us they just lived under us." - Ogden Nash
1st story: hilarious revenge
I used to live next to a bar, every weekend for about 5 months I had any cars in my driveway towed at their expense. I had the local tow company on speed dial, and they loved me calling them.
I have a fun story for you. I had moved into a place, a duplex, and I lived in the lower unit. The landlord had just purchased the place a week after I moved in so the upper was vacant. About 2 months after we moved in, the new landlord had finally found a new tenant for the upstairs unit.
They were all college students and loved to party. At first we had our bedroom under their livingroom. We changed that quickly to the only room on the ground floor that didn’t have any of the second floor on. At first it was fine, but after a few more months they started hopping over the balcony on the second floor and jumping/partying on the roof of our room. I decided to go upstairs and ask them not to, but the second I opened the door they would run inside and wouldn’t answer the door. After repeating this multiple times that night, we decided to call the cops. The cops came and the upstairs tenant refused to open for them too. The cops instead knocked on our door and asked what was wrong as it was silent upstairs. We told them what was happening and that every car outside the house was for people currently upstairs and they stayed around the area.
A couple hours later we heard sirens and the upstairs neighbors had been arrested. Not knowing it was the upstairs neighbors that were arrested, in the morning we had finally decided to contact the landlord and tell him what was happening.
Turns out the collage students were underage and they had been drinking. He verified that they were arrested and that they were being evicted due to breaking their rental agreement.
The landlord then would only rent to a tenant with our go ahead. Our next two tenants were great and we moved 4 years later to a different state as happy tenants.
I usually have horrible experiences on flights with obese people taking up part of my seat or couples who buy the aisle and window seat hoping to leave the middle empty and angry that I bought that seat. My son and I had flown from Hungary and were on our third and final leg of the flight after a 6 hour layover at a US airport. We had already been traveling 23 hours and were exhausted. We get on the flight and are heading for the seat knowing that they are in the rear of the plane. A flight attendant stops us about 2/3 of the way back and asks us where we are seated. The very last seat, of course, but she politely asked where we were coming from and our final destination. Since we were obviously looking exhausted and rumpled, she took mercy on us. Told us that the flight wasn’t full but to follow her. She had us take a seat in a row and said if someone comes, to just move to another vacant row. She stood in the exit row that she knew had been empty but someone could always pay for that. As people walked and were eyeing the extra legroom she took their tickets and directed them to their seats. When boarding had ended, she moved my son and I into both sides so we each had 3 rows to ourselves. I almost wept with joy. They had lost our luggage and on going there sat in the very last row next to a huge man who couldn’t put the armrest down and forcing me to sit twisted. I had my leg go numb and my back was having spasms and could barely walk. The fat man wouldn’t let me out of my seat to even stand until the rest of the plane was out the door. I was expecting a repeat so even though they lost my luggage, it was a relief to be able to stretch out.
I love when the Karen's voice sounds like a dragon-lizard-witch thing XD
It’s the joker
On story two, when fired by the head nurse, the OP should have turned to the head nurse and say: "Please don't fire me, I have a family to feed."
I would have lead Sour Karen on a wild goose chase all over the hospital till she asked if I knew where I was going only to tell her no cause I don't work there
I had an expensive toolbox. A driver decided to put grease under the drawer handles. He left his car in the parking lot for a month. Every day I went out and put a bead of gear oil on his wiper blades! The day he drove it home it was raining! L0L😂😂😂😂
Lady, I have a HOSPITAL BRACLET on!
I was about to press the searching bar when the notification came in the same time🤣😅
Ah I loved the dog story, when I was seven my grandfather told me that he let his dog clean the plates it was Saturday the only daI got to go to town mom and dad ran a short errand told me to wash the dishes before they got home so I could go I put the tea kettle on put the plates on the floor and my Scotty licked them clean I put them in the rack in the sink and poured boiling water on them when the folks got home the dishes were dry
THE WIFE IS SAVAGE FOR CALLING IT SMALL-
I had a guy flash my sister-in-law and myself after a concert once. My response as I calmly walked on was to say loud enough for him to hear, "I don't bother with LITTLE boys."
I laughed so much at “dick wheels “ lol 😂
Same 😂
Because of the kind of jerk that I totally am, if faced with someone insisting that I was a nurse, after the second time she insisted that I was, I would have lead her in circles until I found the security office. Because I AM a jerk.
The jerk who lives above me likes to sleep with his sink running all night and has flooded me out seven times, in three months. Yet the building won't throw him out or let me move to another unit so I am looking for a new place. All the walls and the ceiling have had to be repaired, and new electrical sockets too.
Oh that is a lawsuit! Everybody knows that electricity and water don’t mix well. Take pictures, document everything and make numerous complaints to all the municipal departments that even might possibly have jurisdiction! Have your apt checked for mold, too! Black mold is no joke and the landlord will be on the hook!
@@Sickoftheinsanity the building had an inspection and the inspector made notes of the damages and soon after an attorney contacted me. We'll see what happens!
If someone blocks you in, by all means have it towed. Vandalizing the vehicle is uncalled for and opens you up to legal action.
My roommates didn't do their dishes so I made their beds with the dishes in their beds.
"Go on now. Get on your way." Said Zenyata
Hey, that grandfather is my type of guy.
dude these vids are getting better and better day by day. So intresting and fun. My new favourite thing to watch.
Story #2 I actually had it worse than OP cause while I do work at the hospital I don't deal with patients and I had a hard time getting that through to visitors sometimes.
Flabbergasted i came across when this was posted 11 mins ago,,
I enjoy these stories like these!!
If I was the patient I would have hit the floor and faked a seizure lol
I have the tools. I would have disassembled the entire vehicle, set it aside and moved
on.
My man was out for blood
story 2:
yup, if i had a few bodyguards, they would defo detain them and refrain them from getting too close.
(yes, I prefer getting a actual BG)
MBA. It figures that they don't have to study. It's almost a degree that you pay fees and automatically get your degree.
On the last story, op you are NOT the jerk in this story. You PAID for those seats, PERIOD.
Are you there jerk? HellsssNaw your my hero bro💯 Captain Clownery got exactly what he deserved 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
There is a certain group of….people…who are notorious for being the loudest and meanest in the room. This group of ….”people” for the most part are women, though I’ve seen men behave this certain way too.
They aren’t Karens. They aren’t necessarily entitled. No…it’s bigger than that. Louder than that. They don’t care if it’s the manager that comes to talk to them or the president. I honestly don’t think they have any intention of attempting to work things out.
Instead….it’s like a turbo button is pushed and every drop of logic and reality is sucked from their brain.
The only….ONLY thing that will stop them from screaming their demands is either when they themselves get tired and leave….or are physically removed from the situation.
It’s not a particular skin color or nationality or anything like that. It’s typically young -middle age women who are lower or lower middle class. They are either with a group of friends or with their kids and the ONLY thing they can do is repeatedly scream the same thing over and over and over again.
In Fact they could probably be given their way or handed the objects that they were wanting, and they wouldn’t see it or stop yelling, or even notice what was going on. Because, it doesn’t matter. It’s like the switch is flipped, and all logic and reason disappear.
There’s a TikTok going around about a woman who didn’t make it on her plane and she begins screaming at the airport staff trying to get on the plane. It wasn’t even there anymore. Obviously, there’s no way for anything to happen and it makes no sense for her to repeatedly yell nonsense, over and over but it doesn’t matter. Once that switch is flipped…..it’s too late.
No amount of kindness, or reasoning, or begging, will make a difference. I truly believe it’s a mental disorder, but the fact that so many freaking people do it is terrifying.
I can’t fathom screaming at another person or thinking so highly of myself that im willing to act a fool in front of the world just because I didn’t get my way or just because I’m pissed.
Idiocy
I cant imagine having neighbors that bad
Its like I've been saying all my life, being tall sucks. I'm 6'3" and every time on a flight, car ride, or any ride in general the seats are not usually made for people with god awful long legs. I hear people shorter than me complain about not being over 6' and how they really wish for it. Most of the really tall people I know and as well as myself, I absolutely despise being tall. I have to bend over to hug my relatives and the people I care for, I hurt my knee every time I enter a car, the list goes on and on.
Edit: I realize that being tall isn't that bad. It's more of what kind of tall you are. My legs take up most of my body and my torso is small in relation to my chest. So I will take back my claim that ALL tall people despise their height, but me myself despise how my body is portioned. G'day to all you commenters.
I am short, 5ft 4in and skinny. I have never been jealous of tall people when I have seen so many instances of the difficulties they have when travellng. Hell, I once traded my seat on a train with a tall woman, simply because it happened to have extra leg room because of its location, and I saw her trying to fit into a space that was more suited to someone my size. The only time I feel jealous of tall people is when I can't reach an item on a shelf in the supermarket because I am too small.
@@stoopingfalcon891 you man, are a legend amongst the haters
It depends on how you are tall. Most tall people have longer legs in relation to their torso than average size people. But some of us are tall in the torso. I had a friend that was a couple inches taller than me, but when we got into some cars, my head would hit the roof and he had a couple of inches of clearance. While I can get away with less leg room than most people my height. I still need more leg room than most.
@@snaztheskeley Huh?
I am also 6'3", and I love it. I do hit my head every once in a while, but I would not trade it for being short. I have no problems entering a car. If I enter any car a lot, I will figure out a way for me to do it. I built a 1923 "T Bucket" hot rod, and there is not a whole lot of room in a "T Bucket" to start with, but I have figured out a way to get in and out without issues. I actually welded on some small steps to the frame on both sides. While I am tall, my G/F is only 5'4" so the step on her side is helpful for her as well. My "T Bucket" is quite high for a "T Bucket." Most people build them low to the ground. I made mine to go off-road.
To bad OP couldn't lock the basement door after cutting the fuse.
I do not think that guy that had the tow done was a jerk. Good for him. I've had neighbors like that and its horrible.
...yup... I found that a VERY LARGE snapping turtle lose in the house will get rid of unwanted guests! Ma 2
Bro these karens brains have to have missed an update or something like that 💀💀💀
if they are games, they probably were made on the GameCube
story #3 was so funny as heck I loved it
Harbor Frieght sells jacks and sliders you put under wheels allowing you to roll the car away. I would roll their car away, several blocks away into a no parking area.
I will not vouch for the veracity; but there was one story where OP got tired of their driveway getting blocked in, and had an offending vehicle towed -- to another country.
Hospital story would be an exemption to my hatred for the "your fired" technique to placate Karens. I'd go full Karen on them for that crap. It's spineless and only encourages Karens to continue doing their bad behavior.
*Superglue & toothpicks will permanently "LOCK" any door lock.*
I understand the rude neighbors. I need to find some petty revenge for my a hole neighbors.
I know this is unrelated but when I was younger I thought nurses were just female doctors like waiters and waitresses so I naturally thought men couldn’t be nurses ether😂
Airplane seats is getting to be a really big problem. People keeps wanting to exchange seats and even sit in them before asking. Giving excuses like we're family, we like to sit together. They are grown adults. Why do they need to seat together. A lady with a baby came to me to switch and I agreed. But guess what the seat was for someone else. Boy, was I upset.
LOVED the Mabel story!
He just spit some bars🔥🔥🔥
Is anyone else hearing Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb when he does Karen's voice? 😂
11:57 that shit was funny i was not expecting that 😂 🤣 💀
For story 2, the only thing I would've changed if I was in OP's shoes is when the head nurse "fired" them. "No, you can't fire me! I need this job, and can barely afford my rent. Please don't put me out like this!" In the most sarcastically 'upset' tone I could muster. Hopefully that nurse would've gotten a chuckle out of it and played along until getting onto the elevator. Want to at least try to bring a bit of humor into a stupid situation like that, y'know?
Pucker face lady sounds just like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb... hahahahahaha
I winder if the school MBA program would have been interested to know what their supposed corporate leaders of tomorrow were like. They may have assigned a "special assignment" like say a report with interviews about how they can manage relationships with others... must be neighbors, not friends or relatives??
It is your paid for assigned seat, Period! Whoever else sits there needs to move to their paid for assigned seat!
Notably by towing not asking C Hammer to pay for his towing expenses it gave him a "moral leg to stand on" in case this went to small claims court, as being a good samaritan who pays his fines looks better.
As someone who lets their cats "prewash" their dishes so they're easier to clean, I think the OP's grandad was brilliant to think of such a thing
Why do all the karens sound like dr Doofenshmirtz