Step 1 Go to nether, find a fortress and get a lot of blaze rods Step 2 Kill lots of endermen to get pearls Step 3 Turn blaze rods to powder and craft with ender pearls to get ender eyes Step 4 Throw eyes of ender and follow path to find stronghold Step 5 Find the portal and fill it with eyes of ender Step 6 Jump in and kill dragon Done
How to beat Minecraft for noobs: Step 1: Get obsidian with your diamond pickaxe Step 2: Go to the nether and find a nether fortress (hella rare)and find a blaze spawner inside of it. Step 3: Kill the blazes and get blaze rods and turn them into blaze powder Step 4: Kill endermen (not in nether) and get ender pearls Step 5: Turn them into eyes of ender (about 15 I say) Step 6: throw them and follow them until it goes into the ground ( they might break) Step 7: Dig down and find the stronghold and them find the end portal room and put in the eyes of ender Step 8: Good Luck...
Noah: to beat minecraft you first need to go to the nether by making a portal. In the nether you need to find a fortress. In the fortress you need to find a blaze spawner and kill blazes to get blaze rods. Once you have 7 or 8 you have enough. You then need ender pearls which you can get by reading gold with piglins or trading with a cleric villager, or by killing enderman. You then craft 12 to 14 ender eyes with the rods and pearls and throw them to find the stronghold. In the stronghold there is an end portal and you put 12 eyes in it, go in and kill the dragon.
Get blaze powder from blazes in nether. In the nether wear gold armor so piglins are happy with you. Trade gold with them to get a chance of getting enderpearls. Craft eyes of ender using the blaze powder and enderpearls and use the enderpearls to locate stronghold and beat the game. Also its recommended to get at least 15 eyes of ender so it won't break a lot. Also you get blaze rods from blazes and craft them into blaze powder. Good Luck Noah :)
How to beat minecraft: First, Make a diamond pick then find obsidian, make a nether portal, then find blaze rods, lots and lots of blaze rods, then go back and kill lots of ender men and get ender pearls, then make eyes if ender by combining the ender pearls and blaze rods, then throw the eye of ender and find the end portal, then put the eyes in the slots, take 16 just in case, then kill the ender dragon by destrying the nether stars that heal the ender dragon on the obsidian pillars with arrows or by climing up with ladders , then wait for the dragon to come down and kill him.
You need to go to the nether and then kill enough Blazers to get seven or 12 blaze rods and then get 7 to 12 ender pearls and then combined those to get eyes of ender and then throw them till you can get to the end portal defeat the dragon and then go to the second and dimension and get your
Go to the neather get blaze rods,brew potions,make eyes of ender,and the eyes will lead you in the direction to the end portal,after that you put the eyes in the portal then you jump in and kill the ender dragon, then you win
Get a diamond picaxe Get obsidian Get flint and steel Make a nether portal Go into the portal and find a nether fortress Kill the blazes for blaze rods Craft eye of Enders Find an end portal Place the eye of Enders in the portal Go In the portal Kill the ender dragon
Noah if you’re worried about the iron golem having cracks, just remember that you can repair it with right clicking on it with iron ingots. 🙂 Edit: I seriously mean it no joke
You need to build a nether portal, go to the nether and search for a nether fortress. It can be quite hard to find. Once at the fortress, you need to kill blazes until you have at least 7 blaze rods. You also need to find a way to accuire ender pearls. You can do this by killing endermen or by trading gold with piglins. You also need to be wearing a piece of gold armour so the piglins dont attack you. You can trade with them by right clicking on them with gold in your hand or by just dropping the gold on the floor. In return they will give you one of a number of items, including blackstone, string, gravel, obsidian, fire resistance potions and nether bricks. Once you have got at least 12 ender pearls, (you will probably need more) combine them with blaze powder (from blaze rods) to make eyes of ender. you can throw these in the overworld by right clicking and then it will point in the direction of the stronghold. You will want to use them sparingly because they have a 1/5 chance of breaking and you will lose them. Once you are over the stronghold, the ender eyes will point downwards and you can dig down. Once you are in the stronghold, find the end portal room and right click on the portal blocks with the ender eyes to activate the portal. There might already be an ender eye in the portal. Once the portal is activated, you can jump through and try to kill the dragon, it might be good to take with you -slow falling potions -at least 4 stacks of blocks - a bow enchanted with infinity or at least a stack of arrows -some beds to blow up and kill the dragon - you might want a carved pumpkin to wear on your head so you dont anger any endermen by looking at them (as there will be lots of these in the end) however, this takes up a lot of your screen and is a quite annoying to wear Ive written an essay on minecraft what is my life anymore
Leon Edwards “tbh I think u don’t live in England lol” yes I do you inbred also depends who you’re talking to but no one I’ve ever met has said cops unless they’re under the age of 8. Shut up will you
Guys i did the math. if he got arrested in 2013 when he was 13, that means Noah is approximately 69 years old. your welcome. P.s thanks for the likes geeeez
first get good gear secondly get ender pearls by killing endermen thirdly build a ender portal and find a nether fortress to kill blazes to get balze rods that you can make into blaze powder then combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls (you will need 9 a least) then, gather your gear and get ready. then you have to left click with the ender eyes and follow where they lead you to. eventually they will go under ground and you have to dig down (carefully) and fing the portal room. the rest is up to u lol
normal people: “i just went blank” noah: “i flashbanged myself” edit: yoo wtf, i didnt know that i had that many likes. thanks guys, this is the most i got😁
Steps to beat mine craft for Noahsnoah 1 farm wood 2 make crafting table 3 farm stone 4 make stone pickaxe 5 mine coal 6 mine iron 7 make iron weapons 8 find food 9 make a house/base 10 find diamonds 11 make diamond weapons and armor 12 mine obsidian 13 make a nether portal 14 go to the nether 15 kill ender men for ender pearls 16 kill blaze to get blaze rods 17 make eyes of ender 18 find ender fortress or whatever you call it 19 insert eyes of ender into portal 20 kill ender dragon 21 jump into portal When you do that you beat Minecraft
ok mate skip no. 9, put food before iron, you dont need diamonds to beat minecraft, trade gold with piglins to get ender pearls instead of kill endermen and its a stronghold not a ender fortress
go to the nether and trade with the piglins till you get atleast 12 diamonds then find a nether fortress and get 7 or more blaze rods and then turn your enderpearles into ender eyes and you throw them to find where the sronghold for the end it :)))))))
Step 1: throw everything that’s diamond into lava in front of the horses as a offering Step 2: ask for forgiveness Step 3: jump into lava and you will get automatically win Minecraft Boom that’s it
Mine obsidian with a diamond pick axe, make a nether portal, go to the nether, find a fortress, kill blazes for 8-10 blaze rods, get pearls either through trading with villagers/pigeons or killing them, make eyes of Ender. Throw them and follow them to the stronghold, mine into the stronghold, find portal put eyes in portal, jump in and kill the dragon
You can place brewing stands and those podiums next to villagers to turn them into different villagers, then trade with them for enchantment books and possibly ender pearls
The real reason noah got arrested---" A kid threw his ipad into a river to play fortnite and the kid still awaits the ipad to return' only OG'S will remember
Step 1 : use the diamond pickaxe and get obsidian, and create a portal 4 wide and 5 up and use a flint and steel to light it, you will need 10 obsidian step 2 : find a nether fortress and kill blazes, you will need 7-8 blaze rods(which you get from killing them) step 3 : you will need enderpearls (kill endermen) combine enderpearls and dust in CRAFTING menu step 4 : use ender eyes which you crafted and follow the direction until they start going down, do not forget the coordinates. of the stronghold step 5 : find the portal see how many eyes of ender you need gather them and place them in the portal frames and it will activate. step 6 : dont enter unless you have adequate gear and a bow theres obsidian pillars with things u need to shoot to stop ender dragon from healing then shoot it, if it lands you wont be able to shoot it only with a sword do not reccomend as it can fling you in the air and you will likely die just use arrows.
How to beat Minecraft: 1. Get good armor; Diamond will work, but you can get Netherite Armor from finding Netherite in the Nether. 2. After you have good armor, you need to find an end portal. Do this by throwing 1 eye of ender at a time in the sky, and it will lead you to it. Ender portals are underground, and you will need to look for it. You will know you are on top of an end portal when you have thrown an eye of ender and it isn't moving. 3. Start digging around. You will most likely find an underground stronghold. Look around for a bit and you will find it. From then, place any missing eye of enders on the block that make up the portal. Once all eye of enders are on, you will be able to go into the portal and fight the ender dragon. Once you have fought the ender dragon, you basically completed Minecraft. DONT FORGET: The way to make Eye of Enders is to have ender pearls and blaze powder. You get ender pearls from killing endermen, those big black things with the purple eyes. To get blaze powder, you first have to find a blaze. These are found in the nether, mostly at nether fortresses. Find a fortress, walk around a bit, and find a blaze spawner. Kill some blazes and you will get blaze rods. You can make blaze powder from the blaze rods. Finally, combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls to make eye of ender which can be used for the portal and to find the portal.
Noah, to finish the game, you must find a desert temple, put all the reward books onto a wooden pickaxe and then break obsidian, and then a dragon appears and that's basically it
go to the nether and find the fortress, and get blazers once you find them kill 12 of them for blaze rod and get endermen. Then go to your inventory and go put the ender pearls with the blaze rods and finally throw them and follow them. They might actually break, so get more ender pearls and blaze rod once it stopped you dig down for the stronghold and place all 12 of the ender eyes and good luck for killing the ender dragon Noah!
How to beat minecraft 1. Throw your nan down the stairs again 2. Play with joe on a boat again 3. Kill endermen 4. Go into the nether 5. Find a nether fortress 6. Kill blazes 7. Get blaze rods and ender pearls 8. Put them in a crafting table 9. Craft eyes of ender 10. Throw them into the air until it leads u to the end portal 11. Find the end portal 12. Enter the nether portal 13.kill the ender dragon *BOOM HOW TO FINISH MINECRAFT IN 13 EASY STEPS*
-get armor and tools and shit -make a nether portal -get stuff from yellow flying things at the red fortress -kill black tall men (not racist) -make ender eyes using yellow stuff and blue balls -throw the eyes and follow them -once they stop dig down -find the portal,and put the ender eyes -take every single valuable item and jump in
1. Pour water over lava and create 14 obsidian (10 for nether portal 4 for enchantment table) 2. Make a nether portal go into the nether with iron armor (not without it u will die) kill blazes and get around 10 blaze rods also if u can get wither skeleton skulls use a looting and smite sword for higher damage and a higher chance to get the skulls 3. Kill enough endermen to get enderpearls (dont use them) turn the blaze rods into blaze powder 4. Use the blaze powder and enderpearls to craft eyes of ender 5. Right click to use them and follow them (some of them might break) 6. Your gonna need to be careful, dig down and as soon as you find stone bricks you need to find the endportal 7. Jump in after putting the eyes of ender jump in fight the ender dragon
Move forward Move right Open chest(if starter chest) Get materials Get wood Make crafting table Make items and design house Once house is complete mine Get lots of materials At some point get diamond pickaxe Mine obsidian Go to nether Find fortress and a blaze spawner Get blaze rods Go back Use eye of ender to locate the end portal And make sure you have your inventory ready to fight the dragon After that just make your world a better place by building. Good luck and may ur record be clean
Step 1
Go to nether, find a fortress and get a lot of blaze rods
Step 2
Kill lots of endermen to get pearls
Step 3
Turn blaze rods to powder and craft with ender pearls to get ender eyes
Step 4
Throw eyes of ender and follow path to find stronghold
Step 5
Find the portal and fill it with eyes of ender
Step 6
Jump in and kill dragon
Done
You only need 6 blaze rods and turn them into blaze powder
FS in chat for noah
Hi noah
Reply to this to get this topped
PlasmaBananaShooter no u
How to beat Minecraft for noobs:
Step 1: Get obsidian with your diamond pickaxe
Step 2: Go to the nether and find a nether fortress (hella rare)and find a blaze spawner inside of it.
Step 3: Kill the blazes and get blaze rods and turn them into blaze powder
Step 4: Kill endermen (not in nether) and get ender pearls
Step 5: Turn them into eyes of ender (about 15 I say)
Step 6: throw them and follow them until it goes into the ground ( they might break)
Step 7: Dig down and find the stronghold and them find the end portal room and put in the eyes of ender
Step 8: Good Luck...
Good job
Yes
Nice
Wow this took a long time considering I was on the toilet the whole time
Is not better to kill endermans in nether because is more eazy to find endermans in nether
Hey Noah. Fun fact, if you go into the nether and go to sleep, there’s a very cool Easter egg you get. Maybe try it in the next episode
Yes I remember theres a chance to get a diamond!
You get a epic gamer achievement
It’s so rare
You get a rare achievement
Not many people know the easter egg
I love how 90% of the comments are about what to do in minecraft, but not applauding Noah's god story
It really is a cool story
(Minecraft) no mean to be to be offensive
hey man i just did my opinion
NOICCCE
Some Random Account the Star Wars move came out in 2015 not 2013
Noah: to beat minecraft you first need to go to the nether by making a portal. In the nether you need to find a fortress. In the fortress you need to find a blaze spawner and kill blazes to get blaze rods. Once you have 7 or 8 you have enough. You then need ender pearls which you can get by reading gold with piglins or trading with a cleric villager, or by killing enderman. You then craft 12 to 14 ender eyes with the rods and pearls and throw them to find the stronghold. In the stronghold there is an end portal and you put 12 eyes in it, go in and kill the dragon.
Nice
Very true
Noah won’t even be able to beat the first step
Noah is smart he doesnt need this tip
@@cowicial5674 that's where your very wrong lol
nobody:
noah: **watches a 2015 movie in 2013**
Noah: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you
Bruh
😂
Hahaa
I thought I was crazy when he said that
Get blaze powder from blazes in nether. In the nether wear gold armor so piglins are happy with you. Trade gold with them to get a chance of getting enderpearls. Craft eyes of ender using the blaze powder and enderpearls and use the enderpearls to locate stronghold and beat the game. Also its recommended to get at least 15 eyes of ender so it won't break a lot. Also you get blaze rods from blazes and craft them into blaze powder. Good Luck Noah :)
Off course you know the drill😂😂, he isnt gonna make it
Since when we needed gold for the pigmen😂
@@CalebLegend its better because you can trade with them and get enderpearls. Its also faster then finding multiple enderman
@@dhyaanbannur5508 some sweat
Caleb Legend since 1.16
My mans is just walking around breaking random blocks while he explains how he got arrested lol
Lmao I thought I was the only one that noticed lmao
Lol
.
nah dude he was building the farm down in the well
"I don't want to be tased in a thorn bush"
Noah 2020
Hahah lma
Tasered
How to beat minecraft: First, Make a diamond pick then find obsidian, make a nether portal, then find blaze rods, lots and lots of blaze rods, then go back and kill lots of ender men and get ender pearls, then make eyes if ender by combining the ender pearls and blaze rods, then throw the eye of ender and find the end portal, then put the eyes in the slots, take 16 just in case, then kill the ender dragon by destrying the nether stars that heal the ender dragon on the obsidian pillars with arrows or by climing up with ladders , then wait for the dragon to come down and kill him.
Or trade emeralds with villagers until they are pro and they will sell ender pearls
Or get water and lava and put them next to each other and boom u have lava
@@elly6174 damn bro water and lava make lava?
mate its easier just to trade with piglins to get ender pearls he has 50 gold probs including the ones he mined in this vid
se ez smart
You need to go to the nether and then kill enough Blazers to get seven or 12 blaze rods and then get 7 to 12 ender pearls and then combined those to get eyes of ender and then throw them till you can get to the end portal defeat the dragon and then go to the second and dimension and get your
He isn't good enough to kill the ender dragon
You are the chosen one, noah shall follow the steps you suggested him
Bruh I already did this in much better detail
Or he can get the pearls from the chemical villager or also known as Walter white
Ty for the likes guy
Tldw; Noah got arrested by breaking into mansion de mansion
OGGG!!!
Elmeri Larkio you know it
That’s french for mansion
I wonder if he got rid of the tree
Kardashian Playz it’s probably still there just ignore it
Go to the neather get blaze rods,brew potions,make eyes of ender,and the eyes will lead you in the direction to the end portal,after that you put the eyes in the portal then you jump in and kill the ender dragon, then you win
I think Noah dosent know what will happen to take a bed and sleep in it in the neather... Let's do
This guy
should we tell him to use beds because he dosent know the tricks
No I made a long one noooo
and this is why he makes YT vids.
Get a diamond picaxe
Get obsidian
Get flint and steel
Make a nether portal
Go into the portal and find a nether fortress
Kill the blazes for blaze rods
Craft eye of Enders
Find an end portal
Place the eye of Enders in the portal
Go In the portal
Kill the ender dragon
@Matthew Miller and flint and steel
@@wguaman610 he included it...
@@Sebass_1400 no i was commenting on somebody else who commented on this comment. But they deleted their comment 💀
The jaw spinner portal lol
I literally died when he started talking about the Nunchucks
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Noah if you’re worried about the iron golem having cracks,
just remember that you can repair it with right clicking on it with iron ingots. 🙂
Edit: I seriously mean it no joke
Kysewo left click for an Easter egg
@@peppoop8501 wow i tried that
Kysewo ya
Pep Poop YES 😂
Since when?
If you right click iron on “iron man” it heals him.
Make sure your holding an iron ingot in your hand though
Yes left click for Easter egg
Pep Poop yes
@@peppoop8501 yes when he gives you an enchanted sword
Right
Moral of the story: do bad stuff the day before your nan’s birthday
hello giorno
No one:
Noah: remembers how he walked down some stairs 7 yrs ago
That shit was lame
That shit was lame
That shit was lame
i mean, it is a pretty big part of his life so he probably remembered most of it
Wintic. boi why did you comment that three times?
You need to build a nether portal, go to the nether and search for a nether fortress. It can be quite hard to find. Once at the fortress, you need to kill blazes until you have at least 7 blaze rods. You also need to find a way to accuire ender pearls. You can do this by killing endermen or by trading gold with piglins. You also need to be wearing a piece of gold armour so the piglins dont attack you. You can trade with them by right clicking on them with gold in your hand or by just dropping the gold on the floor. In return they will give you one of a number of items, including blackstone, string, gravel, obsidian, fire resistance potions and nether bricks. Once you have got at least 12 ender pearls, (you will probably need more) combine them with blaze powder (from blaze rods) to make eyes of ender. you can throw these in the overworld by right clicking and then it will point in the direction of the stronghold. You will want to use them sparingly because they have a 1/5 chance of breaking and you will lose them. Once you are over the stronghold, the ender eyes will point downwards and you can dig down. Once you are in the stronghold, find the end portal room and right click on the portal blocks with the ender eyes to activate the portal. There might already be an ender eye in the portal. Once the portal is activated, you can jump through and try to kill the dragon, it might be good to take with you
-slow falling potions
-at least 4 stacks of blocks
- a bow enchanted with infinity or at least a stack of arrows
-some beds to blow up and kill the dragon
- you might want a carved pumpkin to wear on your head so you dont anger any endermen by looking at them (as there will be lots of these in the end) however, this takes up a lot of your screen and is a quite annoying to wear
Ive written an essay on minecraft what is my life anymore
Wtr
Yes
You started at when he got to the frickin nether
So ur hunting urself ?
Among us Goverment yeh he knows how to build a nether portal from hes previous minecraft series
Let’s just give Noah a round of applause for this good story and some sacrifices he had to make
FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER PLEASE TELL US MORE FUNNY STORIES THIS IS WHAT WE WANT
yes
*yes*
yes
Y E S
Yes
No one talking about how Noah’s sleeping with the villager - when’s the wedding
😂
Lol
@@ge5s5sggwgwgsg80 I see u everywhere
Pizza gaming ha
When you clicked on this you didn’t expect it to be as great as this.
no i thought he was gonna play gta
Petition for noah to play among us with his "friends"
Dhyaan Bannur no please
He have no friends
But he doesn’t have any
YESSSIRRR
Dhyaan Bannur I think he has no friends
The same cops that arrested him watching his vids “ wow he became successful”
we don’t say cops in England 😐
@@syfo3-186 we do but we also call them feds and the old bill but normally cops tbh I think u dont live in england lol
Leon Edwards “tbh I think u don’t live in England lol” yes I do you inbred also depends who you’re talking to but no one I’ve ever met has said cops unless they’re under the age of 8. Shut up will you
@@syfo3-186 upset?
I actually thought that was one of the best stories I’ve ever heard
Guys i did the math. if he got arrested in 2013 when he was 13, that means Noah is approximately 69 years old. your welcome.
P.s thanks for the likes geeeez
Lmao
Big brain
how are you so fucking smart
Its 20 but lmao ik it's a joke
You blew my mind
Listening to Noah whilst he’s playing minecraft is some calm and smoothing
Noah's Logic:
Spill sprite on the floor = Most wanted man alive
Can we all stop giving Noah minecraft tips he is a young god at the game
first get good gear
secondly get ender pearls by killing endermen
thirdly build a ender portal and find a nether fortress to kill blazes to get balze rods that you can make into blaze powder
then combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls (you will need 9 a least)
then, gather your gear and get ready.
then you have to left click with the ender eyes and follow where they lead you to. eventually they will go under ground and you have to dig down (carefully) and fing the portal room.
the rest is up to u lol
Wrong
You mean a nether portal
Wdym
joe roDent just wrong.
Ma bruda
THE ANIMATION WAS GOLDEN
Noah: because im building something, ill explain how i got arrested
Also noah: runs around aimlessly opening chests and climbing up ladders
omg its happening everyone stay calm
lol
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, memecraft is my fav series of all time
StAy Fu**KiNg CaLm
normal people:
“i just went blank”
noah:
“i flashbanged myself”
edit: yoo wtf, i didnt know that i had that many likes. thanks guys, this is the most i got😁
Lmao
Bruh 💀💀💀
Most i got is 1.2k
Bro ur funny
@@jattahn2958 we know Ur not
I've never clicked on a vid so fast in my life
Same
SAmeeeeee
Same lmao
Same
same
"Paper nunchucks? I'll be confiscatin' these"
"Um, go ahead mate. You can have them. Take them"
*Nunchucks you minor
@@StoriesUntoId lmao that's embarrasing
"Go ahead mate take them you can keep them" I don't know why but I died at that part. 😂😂
4:12 when he starts explaining How he got arrested
Nobel prize to this guy
Your a good man
thank you your a legend
You are a legend
Thanks
you can hold torches in your other hand so you dont need to switch to them every 5 seconds and then just use right click to place them
Me:*sad Ps4 noises*
3noah
Hi
🧐 bruh
Yu
This made me laugh so much but if I was in that situation I would be so scared
Steps to beat mine craft for Noahsnoah
1 farm wood
2 make crafting table
3 farm stone
4 make stone pickaxe
5 mine coal
6 mine iron
7 make iron weapons
8 find food
9 make a house/base
10 find diamonds
11 make diamond weapons and armor
12 mine obsidian
13 make a nether portal
14 go to the nether
15 kill ender men for ender pearls
16 kill blaze to get blaze rods
17 make eyes of ender
18 find ender fortress or whatever you call it
19 insert eyes of ender into portal
20 kill ender dragon
21 jump into portal
When you do that you beat Minecraft
I think it's called stronhold
Thanks
@@Noah-io4mk no problem
Very good explanation. I know what to do but have never killed the ender dragon which imo is beating the game and I am at step 15 so that's cool
ok mate skip no. 9, put food before iron, you dont need diamonds to beat minecraft, trade gold with piglins to get ender pearls instead of kill endermen and its a stronghold not a ender fortress
This has to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen good story telling and hilarious editing
When he said “he didn’t really do that much” and zoomed into creedays face I died😂 8:53
It was not that funny
Hahaha not funny
Ok? What was even funny about that?
im Stoopid stfu
sultanZXC stfu
“He pissed on the floor” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I couldn’t stop laughing!
🤣
Omg ha ha so funny.
Your 7. Grow up
Poklon inc. You’re*
Poklon inc. Haha! You can’t spell, you are 3!
13:02
3:17
Never seen someone get surprised over vegetables
Anyone else realize how he just casually playing Mariokart music in the background
There was fall guys at the end
Coconut mall 😂
go to the nether and trade with the piglins till you get atleast 12 diamonds then find a nether fortress and get 7 or more blaze rods and then turn your enderpearles into ender eyes and you throw them to find where the sronghold for the end it :)))))))
You cant not get diamonds from piglins
Maricarmen Flores i ment enderpearls idk y i said diamonds
I've never heard this good of a story
I love how while Noah is telling the story, he keeps going back and forth around his minecraft house
Step 1: throw everything that’s diamond into lava in front of the horses as a offering
Step 2: ask for forgiveness
Step 3: jump into lava and you will get automatically win Minecraft
Boom that’s it
Yessirr 😂
Big brain
Im a minecraft player and that is bullshit😠😡😠😡
@@miamivagoplays1394 r/woooosh
Why is this better than last episode
Mine obsidian with a diamond pick axe, make a nether portal, go to the nether, find a fortress, kill blazes for 8-10 blaze rods, get pearls either through trading with villagers/pigeons or killing them, make eyes of Ender. Throw them and follow them to the stronghold, mine into the stronghold, find portal put eyes in portal, jump in and kill the dragon
the force awakens comes in 2015
noah saying he watched it in 2013
me: confused screaming
Cock and balls confused?
I know right
he prolly on about the revenge of the sith, idk
He’s 19 he was 5 when revenge of the sith was out
You can place brewing stands and those podiums next to villagers to turn them into different villagers, then trade with them for enchantment books and possibly ender pearls
Someone should make that a film.
Noah, to finish minecraft, you have to have an eye of ender and jump into lava
lolllll
*have to have*
No you need to have 5 soulsand and 3 wither skulls and place it in in your house
This will be marked down in the Gible as one of the best Noah videos to ever be watched!
The real reason noah got arrested---" A kid threw his ipad into a river to play fortnite and the kid still awaits the ipad to return'
only OG'S will remember
Celestial Bot fortgay
I remember seeing that what video is it
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Love how he always forgets what the title is about mid video
😂😂, in my videos i make the intro about the title then start with my memes and all but noahs just funny at just forgetting😂😂😂
So truep😠
3:08 “Ah I can’t believe you’ve done this”
3:56... your welcome
Sleep in the nether to get a new boss it’s called the “nether strider”
True he gives great loot
@Samuel Pulido Vargas what? Liar
It harder than the ended dragon
Yes he gives a stack of diamonds
@@fiigueroa no it makes your house diamonds
So while I was in 4th grade, NoahsNoah was getting arrested.
Cool.
LOL
I was in 1st grade
I was in year 2 I’m British
Step 1 : use the diamond pickaxe and get obsidian, and create a portal 4 wide and 5 up and use a flint and steel to light it, you will need 10 obsidian
step 2 : find a nether fortress and kill blazes, you will need 7-8 blaze rods(which you get from killing them)
step 3 : you will need enderpearls (kill endermen) combine enderpearls and dust in CRAFTING menu
step 4 : use ender eyes which you crafted and follow the direction until they start going down, do not forget the coordinates. of the stronghold
step 5 : find the portal see how many eyes of ender you need gather them and place them in the portal frames and it will activate.
step 6 : dont enter unless you have adequate gear and a bow
theres obsidian pillars with things u need to shoot to stop ender dragon from healing then shoot it, if it lands you wont be able to shoot it only with a sword do not reccomend as it can fling you in the air and you will likely die just use arrows.
3:50 is when he tells the story, thank me later
Thx
Its actually 4:11
Tnx
Correction, if he was 13 this story would have happened in 2015
4:12 when he starts explaining
Play Among Us NOAH!
Yes
Now thats some epic gamer yesssirrr moment
Live
Yes
Force awakens came out in 2015. This means he’s 18 years old,
Big brain
CT Fluvv lol I think that was a mistake maybe he meant a previous episode
Technically the house was abandoned. Noah and his mates were just being loud 😂
minecraft tip:
Sleep in the nether, it may give you diamonds
best story teller of 2020
Noah: explaining the story
Noah when he comes up the ladder:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED(outro plays)
How to beat Minecraft:
1. Get good armor; Diamond will work, but you can get Netherite Armor from finding Netherite in the Nether.
2. After you have good armor, you need to find an end portal. Do this by throwing 1 eye of ender at a time in the sky, and it will lead you to it. Ender portals are underground, and you will need to look for it. You will know you are on top of an end portal when you have thrown an eye of ender and it isn't moving.
3. Start digging around. You will most likely find an underground stronghold. Look around for a bit and you will find it. From then, place any missing eye of enders on the block that make up the portal. Once all eye of enders are on, you will be able to go into the portal and fight the ender dragon. Once you have fought the ender dragon, you basically completed Minecraft.
DONT FORGET: The way to make Eye of Enders is to have ender pearls and blaze powder. You get ender pearls from killing endermen, those big black things with the purple eyes. To get blaze powder, you first have to find a blaze. These are found in the nether, mostly at nether fortresses. Find a fortress, walk around a bit, and find a blaze spawner. Kill some blazes and you will get blaze rods. You can make blaze powder from the blaze rods. Finally, combine the blaze powder and the ender pearls to make eye of ender which can be used for the portal and to find the portal.
@Shrek Almighty My guy, He LITERALLY asked
Why is this story so weird and funny
The background music brings back memories
He just explained the whole series of unfortnuate events
What great story to listen to while I'm fighting the enderdragon :)
Noah, to finish the game, you must find a desert temple, put all the reward books onto a wooden pickaxe and then break obsidian, and then a dragon appears and that's basically it
I was dying listening the story XD
THE SCOUT GUY WAS CRYING LOL XD
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go to the nether and find the fortress, and get blazers once you find them kill 12 of them for blaze rod and get endermen.
Then go to your inventory and go put the ender pearls with the blaze rods and finally throw them and follow them. They might actually break, so get more ender pearls and blaze rod once it stopped you dig down for the stronghold and place all 12 of the ender eyes and good luck for killing the ender dragon Noah!
Me and my friends went into an “abandoned” house and I turned out it was a holiday home 😭😂
Step 1: go on wiki how
Step 2: look what is says
Step 3: do what it says
And your done.
How to beat minecraft
1. Throw your nan down the stairs again
2. Play with joe on a boat again
3. Kill endermen
4. Go into the nether
5. Find a nether fortress
6. Kill blazes
7. Get blaze rods and ender pearls
8. Put them in a crafting table
9. Craft eyes of ender
10. Throw them into the air until it leads u to the end portal
11. Find the end portal
12. Enter the nether portal
13.kill the ender dragon
*BOOM HOW TO FINISH MINECRAFT IN 13 EASY STEPS*
No one:
Me: dancing to the Mario cart music
I think it’s fall guys music
Kaidoboy no sir, there is a scene where he is playing Mario cart music
Ok, i must of missed it
14:05 I AM DEAD 💀😂😂😂
The best intense thrilling story I have ever heard
noah is so much better at minecraft when he's not focused on it XD
“How i got arrested at age 13 so 7 years ago 2013” me: so your 21?
Same math class as 6ix 9ine
This mario music is such an absolute fkn vibe
Title: I got arrested
Fans: Clickbait? Understandable have a great day
not clickbait tho
lol
He RESPONDED AHHHHHHHHHHH
NoahsNoah2 pap
@@NoahsNoah2 oah hi didnt see u there
-get armor and tools and shit
-make a nether portal
-get stuff from yellow flying things at the red fortress
-kill black tall men (not racist)
-make ender eyes using yellow stuff and blue balls
-throw the eyes and follow them
-once they stop dig down
-find the portal,and put the ender eyes
-take every single valuable item and jump in
Lol
Be quit fortnite kid
TTV MEMERBOI69 thats why you play fortnite
1. Pour water over lava and create 14 obsidian (10 for nether portal 4 for enchantment table)
2. Make a nether portal go into the nether with iron armor (not without it u will die) kill blazes and get around 10 blaze rods also if u can get wither skeleton skulls use a looting and smite sword for higher damage and a higher chance to get the skulls
3. Kill enough endermen to get enderpearls (dont use them) turn the blaze rods into blaze powder
4. Use the blaze powder and enderpearls to craft eyes of ender
5. Right click to use them and follow them (some of them might break)
6. Your gonna need to be careful, dig down and as soon as you find stone bricks you need to find the endportal
7. Jump in after putting the eyes of ender jump in fight the ender dragon
I’ve never laugh so hard in my entire life after that story
The real question is are they still friends
With the Australian one yes
NoahsNoah2 ok then
@@NoahsNoah2 my Brother can't speak English cuz his from poland and his calling you noatchnoatch
NoahsNoah2 you would think it would be the other one since you didn’t abandon him
NoahsNoah2 can we meet him
Move forward
Move right
Open chest(if starter chest)
Get materials
Get wood
Make crafting table
Make items and design house
Once house is complete mine
Get lots of materials
At some point get diamond pickaxe
Mine obsidian
Go to nether
Find fortress and a blaze spawner
Get blaze rods
Go back
Use eye of ender to locate the end portal
And make sure you have your inventory ready to fight the dragon
After that just make your world a better place by building. Good luck and may ur record be clean
3:50
You're welcome guys