a pet goldfish beat elden ring's godrick

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  • Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: a pet goldfish beat elden ring's goldrick
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  • @StanleyG23
    @StanleyG23 7 месяцев назад +4522

    I mean, Bloodhound's Fang is absolutely busted, especially for the early game, and the Goldfish is clearly an experienced player. We cannot forget about that part.

    • @axl4394
      @axl4394 7 месяцев назад +91

      @@fourohsevenfishing i mean its good its not gamebreaking, there's way better weapons in the game

    • @justbuyarxfatalis3588
      @justbuyarxfatalis3588 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@axl4394 and there is deepshit thing like the build i tried i tried to max dext and int at the same time and played with spear witht the weapon buff spell it is so bad that i shat my self

    • @CuriosityMisledMe
      @CuriosityMisledMe 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@axl4394It’s AoW has more I frames than a light load roll along with doing high damage and bleed build up within the same motion which spans the distance of two light rolls. I’d say that’s nigh game breaking utility.

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 7 месяцев назад

      @@axl4394dunno, I tried dif builds but always returned to this one

    • @mr.someone5679
      @mr.someone5679 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@fourohsevenfishingsounds like you summomed a fuck ton of people to help you because there is no way you beat all achievements first playthrough while actually playing the game as intended and get all achievements in 72 hrs.

  • @chickenoodle3397
    @chickenoodle3397 7 месяцев назад +2554

    The goldfish has great wisdom, a man repeats his mistakes while the goldfish tries multiple different strategies to win.

    • @spokoman23
      @spokoman23 7 месяцев назад +25

      I see what you did there LOL

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 7 месяцев назад +1

      The god fish is literally allah

    • @SAN-bi2vm
      @SAN-bi2vm 7 месяцев назад

      He's fucking jesus incarnate

    • @Veckoza
      @Veckoza 2 месяца назад

      Goldfish memory is really short as well, so this fish didn't even memorize Godrick's moveset. 😄

  • @Vioblight
    @Vioblight 7 месяцев назад +2715

    To bad this Goldfish will forget this amazing achievement in 10 seconds ☹️

    • @ryanmcdermott1047
      @ryanmcdermott1047 7 месяцев назад +218

      Well of course Mr tortellini is on to bigger and better bosses, past feats mean little to a champion seeking true challenge

    • @Draga01
      @Draga01 7 месяцев назад +242

      Goldfish actually have a really good memory. It's a meme that they don't :)

    • @ricky_pigeon
      @ricky_pigeon 7 месяцев назад +40

      It's the kind of shit evil people say when they put animals in poor conditions. like fish dont feel pain and shit,
      but you'd think people would have figured that out when ya hear the human eye can only see 30 fps.
      Humans are good at sounding like they think they know what they're talking about. But in reality they know shit they heard from someone else that knows shit.

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 7 месяцев назад +78

      @@Draga01 Yep, aside from Mythbusters actually testing this one you can see it when they recognize the food jar. All my fish know it is dinner time when the jar comes out and they follow it around the tank, otherwise, they just float around doing fish stuff.

    • @llamabot9889
      @llamabot9889 7 месяцев назад +8

      More myths that your grandma told you? Fun fact your grandparents probably know less than most people today and frogs don't give you warts either

  • @Chronoir3
    @Chronoir3 7 месяцев назад +1669

    *Yet "game journalists" still complain it's hard and wants an easy mode*

    • @ThePhysicalReaction
      @ThePhysicalReaction 7 месяцев назад +225

      The goldfish is willing to randomize his play until something sticks. Some people will repeatedly try the same losing strategy and never win.

    • @marcosmauricio7805
      @marcosmauricio7805 7 месяцев назад +107

      @@ThePhysicalReaction There's some deep knowledge to be gained from that sentence of yours

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 7 месяцев назад +80

      I have absolutely no doubt that the vast majority of "game journalists" falls behind the average gold fish when it comes to mental capacity.

    • @nialltealeaf275
      @nialltealeaf275 7 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@dissect123Probably bc many of them are doing it to get paid, rather than a true love for the medium. There's a clear absence of actual players from any sort of game journalism circles because it's mostly dominated by journalism majors who used specific games as an escape...

    • @KebradesBois
      @KebradesBois 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@dissect123 a Cup Head tutorial and a pigeon come to mind...

  • @louisnguyen6610
    @louisnguyen6610 7 месяцев назад +226

    Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden.
    Goldfish: And I took that personally

    • @hexagonalhd5797
      @hexagonalhd5797 7 месяцев назад +3

      It’s Godrick not Margit.

    • @flo663387
      @flo663387 7 месяцев назад +4

      underated comment 😂💀

    • @demodemon8940
      @demodemon8940 7 месяцев назад +3

      Goldfish: Time for a true Lord of Gold to arise.

  • @StragosSlizenberg
    @StragosSlizenberg 7 месяцев назад +321

    you don't judge a goldfishes intelligence by its ability to climb a tree you judge it by its ability to play elden ring - _Voltaire_

    • @Kydrou
      @Kydrou Месяц назад

      Or trade stocks 😂

  • @RichSmithson
    @RichSmithson 7 месяцев назад +202

    I eagerly await our goldfish overlords.

  • @senpaitriton
    @senpaitriton 7 месяцев назад +79

    Goldfish about to transend humans. We will be objects in their world

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr 7 месяцев назад +191

    How he figured out how to map the controls out in a way that his fish would conveniently go into the right ones is astonishing. Least that's what I'll tell myself at night.

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 7 месяцев назад +34

      Some Fish tend to have a favourite corner in the tank.

    • @skivernatnjilten493
      @skivernatnjilten493 7 месяцев назад +4

      The fish might have been prerecorded.

    • @BeWhoYouWant2
      @BeWhoYouWant2 7 месяцев назад +6

      yall gotta focus up. the fish literally teleports... it's pre recorded in front of a green screen and then he just moves it around where it needs to go to do the attacks from the pre recorded gameplay.

    • @TheMrCarnification
      @TheMrCarnification 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@BeWhoYouWant2 nope, this is just an edited clip. The goldfish was live streaming

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 7 месяцев назад

      @@BeWhoYouWant2 its not prerecorded. It was done live, you duffus.

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 7 месяцев назад +1548

    Every time I see PointCrow's goldfish doing something like this, i always wonder if there's actual brain activity happening or if it's truly luck

    • @MrHazz0
      @MrHazz0 7 месяцев назад +222

      Stats and heat mapping.

    • @Perial51
      @Perial51 7 месяцев назад +67

      Do you mean the fish or gamers attempting the boss?

    • @absolstoryoffiction6615
      @absolstoryoffiction6615 7 месяцев назад +28

      I mean... A bird played Cup Head.

    • @Thalaranthey
      @Thalaranthey 7 месяцев назад +148

      @@absolstoryoffiction6615 well thats way more feasible, birds are smart and good at problem solving. fish arent

    • @fatilnur
      @fatilnur 7 месяцев назад +18

      skill issue

  • @Funadin
    @Funadin 7 месяцев назад +48

    Goldfish plays better than the Baldfish

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 7 месяцев назад +4

      He probably prepares better steaks as well

  • @HandOfMetal
    @HandOfMetal 7 месяцев назад +88

    Godlike editors strike again.
    Also GIGACHAD goldfish.

    • @OGDadAverage
      @OGDadAverage 7 месяцев назад

      What's godlike about the editing ?

  • @csguy3223
    @csguy3223 7 месяцев назад +18

    Imagine having a goldfish better than games journalists.

  • @craigthebrute6032
    @craigthebrute6032 7 месяцев назад +297

    It's even more impressive when you think about how forgetful they are. He scarcely remembers the last few actions he took that were successful, meaning he is constantly adapting in real time as if he had never tried anything until that point. And still, he emerges victorious.

    • @66maybe66
      @66maybe66 7 месяцев назад +55

      For us humans, the first attempt at a boss is usually a near kill, and then we get nowhere close for the next dozen after. But for the goldfish - the superior lifeform - every moment is always the first.

    • @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep
      @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep 7 месяцев назад +9

      Reminds me of Sseth's review of Elden Ring where the true way to play Elden Ring is the lobotomite run, cause using muscle memory is cheating

    • @DANCERcow
      @DANCERcow 7 месяцев назад +48

      Anyone else tired of this old myth? Goldfish has a memory span of up to several weeks to several months.....

    • @gnubbiersh647
      @gnubbiersh647 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@DANCERcow why are you debating If the fish can remember a bossfight or not? It doesnt know what a boss is

    • @cobracrystal_
      @cobracrystal_ 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@DANCERcow yea its kind of dumb. Its like a myth from terrible 19th century 'research' that just survived till this day for some reason. They have pretty good memory.

  • @unspoken657
    @unspoken657 7 месяцев назад +42

    Game journalists have no excuses anymore. Everytime they complain, show them this video.

    • @mossing234
      @mossing234 7 месяцев назад +1

      I would like to recommend the pigeon that used to play Cup head

  • @Lexnikov
    @Lexnikov 7 месяцев назад +4

    What's my excuse?
    Well sir, I am not a goldfish.

  • @Nick-ij5nt
    @Nick-ij5nt 7 месяцев назад +4

    Your chances of winning by hitting random buttons is low, but it's never 0.

  • @DesroQc
    @DesroQc 7 месяцев назад +64

    Never thought a gold fish would make me feel incompetent but here we are...

  • @kankouya
    @kankouya 7 месяцев назад +14

    For a moment I thought it was Michael Reeves pet fish. Went from trading stocks to hardcore gaming.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 месяцев назад

      Ha, I thought the same! I loved when he pitched his "plan" to investors and seeing their reactions when he talked about his "methodology." 😅

  • @Tomtompro
    @Tomtompro 7 месяцев назад +3

    Can't predict goldfish movements, checkmate Godrick

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu 7 месяцев назад +3

    "The fish was just flying around" he said with confidence.

  • @crisisakagod
    @crisisakagod 7 месяцев назад +1

    "prolly the most manliest shit ive ever seen" " was total carnage bro" - Dolphin

  • @indyvidual3917
    @indyvidual3917 7 месяцев назад +93

    Every time I watch one of these clips the editor always finds a way to delight in a way I wasn’t expecting. Actually OP like how is it possible to drop so many bangers consistently

    • @raz9305
      @raz9305 7 месяцев назад

      There's a vast amount of possibilities out there.

  • @babytacprimo
    @babytacprimo 7 месяцев назад +3

    Me waiting for actman to make joke about this goldfish is better than his BFF quantum

  • @Drumpro31
    @Drumpro31 7 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like the universe is rubbing my face into this one lmao

  • @gideonyunkura5216
    @gideonyunkura5216 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ending it today. Hopeful will reincarnate as a goldfish.

  • @waterking74
    @waterking74 7 месяцев назад +2

    Streamer who owns fish: *I NEED U TO HEAL PLEASE!!!!* 😭
    Fish: *ok dad* 🙃

  • @steel811
    @steel811 7 месяцев назад +3

    He making it out the fishbowl with this one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Quicksymphony
    @Quicksymphony 7 месяцев назад +2

    The true ELDEN LORD. 😂
    Tortellini. 😎

  • @jeffmeme6163
    @jeffmeme6163 7 месяцев назад +2

    That is the beauty of a goldfish, they mostly forget after 10seconds so at most they won't repeat their mistake and try out a new way to deal with it... Human remembers to much and keeps repeating the same approach expecting something to change

  • @shadowrodney
    @shadowrodney 7 месяцев назад +9

    This actually got me laughing out loud xD This is legendary, lord goldfish kills the gold obsessed Godrick xD

  • @theguiltyplayer9207
    @theguiltyplayer9207 7 месяцев назад +3

    We have a new legend besides 'LetMeSoloHer', we now have 'The Goldfish'

  • @mars7357
    @mars7357 7 месяцев назад +1

    Game journalists got beat by a damn fish

  • @deaceysean7871
    @deaceysean7871 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bloodhound's Fang being the best weapon in the game

  • @EagleBreasts
    @EagleBreasts 7 месяцев назад +1

    The fish did it completely unaware... just like the baldy.

  • @ImJustSage
    @ImJustSage 7 месяцев назад

    now let this be a newsflash to those who struggled more than a gold fish

  • @Swift41
    @Swift41 7 месяцев назад

    "ITS JUST FLYING AROUND" LOL

  • @SAN-bi2vm
    @SAN-bi2vm 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can sense it, his sheer determination and willpower shook the gods. Who could be there to stop him once he achieve godhood?

  • @shub125
    @shub125 7 месяцев назад +2

    A gold fish could play cuphead better than a game journalist. I mean look at this beast right here.

  • @thelifeofpewpew2590
    @thelifeofpewpew2590 7 месяцев назад

    "One more hit Tortellini!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 that killed me 😂

  • @sigmundfreud7903
    @sigmundfreud7903 7 месяцев назад

    “The Snack that smiles back! Goldfish!”

  • @MMK86
    @MMK86 7 месяцев назад +1

    everyone ready for the goldfish takeover?

  • @sipofsunkist9016
    @sipofsunkist9016 7 месяцев назад

    hearing a man cheer on a fish made my day!

  • @_DarkMoves
    @_DarkMoves 7 месяцев назад +2

    Godrick: "I am the Lord of all that is Golden..."
    Also Godrick: Gets smashed into the ground by a Gold(en)fish

  • @Cat_Paradox
    @Cat_Paradox 7 месяцев назад

    "He's just *flying* around"

  • @scrubclub7138
    @scrubclub7138 7 месяцев назад +2

    Alright I can finally never get mad at a video game now after seeing a fish kill a souls game boss.... 😂

  • @sneetchw
    @sneetchw 7 месяцев назад

    That goldfish has no idea how good he is

  • @dustnoiseplays
    @dustnoiseplays 7 месяцев назад +1

    First Michael Reeves now this? Gold Fish truly taking it all.

  • @mw33nt3rtainer
    @mw33nt3rtainer 7 месяцев назад +2

    We need a Dean Takahashi comparison against this legendary vertebrate of all that is golden.

  • @kingoftheabyss
    @kingoftheabyss 7 месяцев назад

    What you doing?
    Me nothing.
    Just swimming around.

  • @falsechord
    @falsechord 7 месяцев назад

    next -> goldfish does invasions

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 7 месяцев назад

    This feels oddly lore appropriate

  • @damod248
    @damod248 7 месяцев назад

    In defense of the last clip lol.. Death rite bird in Foothold of the giants and Godric is like comparing a raging sea to a puddle. 😅😂😂😂

  • @noble6897
    @noble6897 7 месяцев назад

    All hail the mighty goldfish

  • @Xandersama
    @Xandersama 7 месяцев назад

    Editor comparing the Deathbird to Godrick is like comparing a bullet to a feather.

  • @ArkbladeIX
    @ArkbladeIX 7 месяцев назад

    Waiting for elden ring dlc so long even the fish are doing challenge runs

  • @AzureViking
    @AzureViking 7 месяцев назад

    Goldfish remembered the number one rule, have a short memory. Forget the past, just get in there and try try again

  • @krol09.
    @krol09. 7 месяцев назад

    That fish was "flying around"

  • @Tik1F
    @Tik1F 7 месяцев назад

    That goldfish is legend.

  • @williamchicas1208
    @williamchicas1208 7 месяцев назад

    Goldfish using ol' reliable (bloodhound's fang) brings a smile to my face. :)

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 7 месяцев назад +1

    Goldie has some moves!

  • @AlucardNoir
    @AlucardNoir 7 месяцев назад

    Somewhere in the geographical vicinity of Admin a wild Emiru is thinking "is that all I am to Asmon? A freaking gold fish?"

  • @lunarshadow5584
    @lunarshadow5584 7 месяцев назад +1

    That it's point crow makes sense. He does so many insane things that I'm not surprised his fish is smarted than the average game journalist.

  • @TheUnknownD
    @TheUnknownD 7 месяцев назад

    Now, When someone say GIT GUD!
    They will show you a goldfish

  • @Scarorion
    @Scarorion 7 месяцев назад

    He needs to watch the entire video

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 7 месяцев назад +2

    They have been trained to drive before, and now they can beat a Souls boss. We ask ourselves if can we teach them, but really, we should ask if we should teach them.

  • @neonxrunner7820
    @neonxrunner7820 7 месяцев назад +1

    More like the GOATfish.

  • @A.Useless.Goddess
    @A.Useless.Goddess 7 месяцев назад

    i am genuinely speechless

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 7 месяцев назад

    Once again our hubris shows as nature laughs in our faces. 😂

  • @hitlord
    @hitlord 7 месяцев назад +1

    How in the everloving hell does that contraption of his even works.

  • @ackulakan
    @ackulakan 7 месяцев назад

    Hecklefish has skillz.

  • @xXSinForLifeXx
    @xXSinForLifeXx 7 месяцев назад

    Fish is officially better than me.

  • @ogremair803
    @ogremair803 7 месяцев назад +1

    Please, someone send this to Miyazaki and tell him to stop nerfing your games.

  • @SMACKYOURB1TCHUP
    @SMACKYOURB1TCHUP 7 месяцев назад

    Goldfish was overlevelled for the area

  • @shadowmarez7457
    @shadowmarez7457 7 месяцев назад

    That ending 🤣🤣🤣

  • @geryjunsofyan1524
    @geryjunsofyan1524 7 месяцев назад

    incoming a pet goldfish beat armored core 6 balteus

  • @Ilasperr
    @Ilasperr 7 месяцев назад

    That ain't a goldfish. That there is a godfish.

  • @SamuraiMerrick
    @SamuraiMerrick 7 месяцев назад +1

    The real greatest showman.

  • @daviddamasceno6063
    @daviddamasceno6063 7 месяцев назад +1

    A goldfish has a higher attention span than the average gen z gamer.

  • @HettesKvek
    @HettesKvek 7 месяцев назад

    Shed humanity. Return to goldfish.

  • @sarahwallace1103
    @sarahwallace1103 7 месяцев назад

    unexpected PointCrowe. What a god tier goldfish

  • @kosakukawajiri5007
    @kosakukawajiri5007 7 месяцев назад

    That isn't a goldfish... that is Chi-Yu.

  • @polerli18
    @polerli18 7 месяцев назад

    The true lord of all that is golden.

  • @halolasomaster3900
    @halolasomaster3900 7 месяцев назад

    Meanwhile, this goldfish is just swimming around unaware of the world and his accomplishments.

  • @madthane_
    @madthane_ 7 месяцев назад

    God bless the editor. LMAO.

  • @sagadellic6616
    @sagadellic6616 7 месяцев назад

    Ayo, that fire emblem music goes hard though.

  • @daglas95y
    @daglas95y 7 месяцев назад

    is like the random button spam in fighting game

  • @xayah3943
    @xayah3943 7 месяцев назад

    You now have no excuse to lose to Godrick

  • @protonstorm1248
    @protonstorm1248 7 месяцев назад +1

    That goldfish beat Melania

  • @MorbidMind123
    @MorbidMind123 7 месяцев назад

    This is flea circus tier lmao

  • @vincentliou3746
    @vincentliou3746 7 месяцев назад

    That's not a goldfish, it's the Golden Fish.

  • @Eskolol
    @Eskolol 7 месяцев назад

    ”The game is so easy that even my goldfish can beat it.”

  • @KachZz
    @KachZz 7 месяцев назад

    "What a no-lifer."
    -Quantum TV, 2023

  • @Unflushablepiss
    @Unflushablepiss 7 месяцев назад

    fish is clearly a developer

  • @SplendidFactor
    @SplendidFactor 7 месяцев назад

    OST is Twilight of the Gods. Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia

  • @zerofighterfairy
    @zerofighterfairy 7 месяцев назад

    This is why you dont release goldfish back to the lake. They become Elden Lord.

  • @Mr.V-7
    @Mr.V-7 7 месяцев назад

    Let's go fish!!!!!!

  • @zukazealanee
    @zukazealanee 7 месяцев назад

    That fish has more skill than people who literally get paid to review games...

  • @rellethias
    @rellethias 7 месяцев назад

    Chaos always wins.

  • @aurumvale9908
    @aurumvale9908 7 месяцев назад

    this should be the go-to clip whenever a game journalist demands an easy mode for fromsoft games