78 - Personal (ft. Patrick DePari)

Austin Comic, Patrick DePari, jumps on the show and things get personal. Welcome to Tummy Time! From Bumping Lips to ripping beef, Patrick opens up. Trolling Craigslist personals as a kid looking for action, draw me like one of your sailor boys, playing with knives. Selling my mom's soul, no laws during the eclipse, and a the drunk consequences of my drunk actions.
00:00 Intro - Craigslist Personals
00:46 Welcome to Tummy Time, Patrick DePari
01:37 Tough Crowd
03:02 Bumping Mics? Try Bumping Lips
04:20 My Requiem for a Dream Moment
05:11 My Dad's a Comedy Fan
06:51 Dad Dicks
08:20 They Stopped Listening
08:45 Awkward Positions
10:01 Haley Joel Osment? Or Patrick DePari?
12:17 I Wanted to Be the Cool Drinking Guy
14:41 That's How I Got My First Cell Phone
15:47 Stimming
17:18 No Laws During the Eclipse
18:44 Finding Out About Myself
20:51 Interviews with the Klan
22:11 All My Friends and Family are Racist
23:52 Twins Scare Me
24:58 Gave the Family Computer a Virus
26:17 I Was Crazy on the Internet
28:48 Craigslist Propositions
30:43 The One Time I Went in the House
32:42 Sometime a Little Romance is Nice
34:08 The Reason They Got Rid of Craigslist Personals
35:52 Too Much of a Bro
38:09 She Thought I Was a Sailor
41:48 Selling My Mom's Soul
44:30 Last Time Hanging Out with Mom
46:32 Died Sharing Needles
48:28 Fond Memory of My Dad's Dad
49:56 Playing with Knives
52:48 Two Paths Out of Small Town Life
54:30 Drunk, Got Beat Up
58:12 Check Out Patrick DePari on Instagram: @packerdepari
59:24 We'll See You Next Tummy Time

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