I don't get the US American's belief of pooping themselves when they get nervous or frightened. It's as if their fat asses couldn't control that poop anymore
One time while ill I got undressed to go shower and I farted and shot liquid green poop all over the carpet. I was absolutely mortified at having to walk into the bathroom and tell my boyfriend what had just happened both for how awkward it was and the fact that he is MAJOR OCD like stains on the carpet make him have a panic attack. The absolute sweetheart said "Aww it's ok, you're poorly it's not your fault" gave me a cuddle and offered to clean it up 😭 we'd been dating just over a year
He married the girl from the other videos like this one! The girl that tells the story of how she "cheated" on a test in college, and how she was involved in a scam
I threw up from a migraine headache after eating popcorn and seeing a movie on a first date. He drove me home and stayed with me until I fell asleep... We have been married for three years. There must be something about barfing and/or pooping your brains out that created an unbreakable bond... 😂❤️
Robert Calderon I think we just all assumed it was Keith's story... but it did say, in the video it was an reenactment of someone else's story. My guess is that since he married his girlfriend, it's a better story now... and decided to tell the story himself. He did a better job of telling the story... but Keith's reenactment was hilarious.
Also pooped myself on a bowling date celebrating our 10 months together, but not from food poisoning but from a mix of sun poisoning and feminine issues. It was a literal “thought you had to fart but you pooped yourself”. I opened a mini laundromat in the bathroom calling my mom the whole time. Needless to say I went home but he never knew until about 2 years together. Somehow we’re still dating and that’s the story no one cared to know but somehow here we are
Mandy Hall Keith did a reenactment 2 years ago. I assumed the story was about Keith... but I guess it was actually this guy's story. It has a better ending now because he married his girlfriend.
His wife should tell her version.
YAS!
Omg yes lmaoooo
Lol yesss
Omg yes she has to do that
Isn't the first 'This is that story' narrator the same girl who's in the video montage with him ~ Brigid right??
His love for her was like diarrhea, he just couldn't hold it in.
Happy Potter 😂😂😂
Nice name,Nice joke
Woah isnt that like an Og smosh reference
Lmao
Lmaooo
When you feel powerless, worthless and unworthy, just remember, one single turd of yours can shut down an entire waterpark.
😂👏bravo man
That’s actually so inspiring
So true. So perfect 😂
I don't get the US American's belief of pooping themselves when they get nervous or frightened. It's as if their fat asses couldn't control that poop anymore
Chivas Aurora IM DYING 😂
When you realize his wife is Brigid who also has crazy af stories😂
i knew it was her but i couldn't really tell but omg he crapped himself behind a dumpster and she still married him so thats true af love
WHO OS BRIGID
The one who faked a flight to study for a college test?
Who else is binge-watching this is that story videos?😂
Yass, thought I wouldn't like it, now it's 3:36 am and I cant stop watching
Mee
Me
Meeeeeee
me !!!!
“i was a terrible student”
- works at buzzfeed -
welp
Not hard to put 2 and 2 together.. it's obviously 6.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably s**t 🤣
HueyDavid OH MY GOD there is SO much truth to this lmao...
HueyDavid 😂😂😂😂😂 I DIED
isn’t this from a Ryan Higa video?
😂😂😂
I typed this comment a year ago in some video expecting praise. NOT A SINGLE LIKE. Damn you RUclips comments.
Oh god, dude, I'm so sorry. At least you have a silver lining. You married an amazing woman.
That ending is too sweet 😭💗
Hell yea🔥🔥🔥
I never thought a video about a man shitting himself on a date would have me crying in the club
Erica Evoy Hi
Erica Evoy ii
Erica Evoy ,km
One time while ill I got undressed to go shower and I farted and shot liquid green poop all over the carpet.
I was absolutely mortified at having to walk into the bathroom and tell my boyfriend what had just happened both for how awkward it was and the fact that he is MAJOR OCD like stains on the carpet make him have a panic attack.
The absolute sweetheart said "Aww it's ok, you're poorly it's not your fault" gave me a cuddle and offered to clean it up 😭 we'd been dating just over a year
Dan Molloy AHAHHAHAHH
LMFAO
Dan Molloy best love story ever! 💕😭👏🏼
BWAHAHHAAHHA
That was unexpectedly romantic.
“ 30 feet until my world ends “ That had me CRYING LMAOOOOO
whoever edited this did a good job i was so on edge 😂😂😂
Cheryl ruclips.net/video/rzay9DdqWz0/видео.html
Original
Title: “I pooped my pants”
First 10 seconds: “I almost pooped my pants”
🙄🙄🙄 Big difference guys
anyone else single af
Kriti Ulak its a sign WHENS YALLS WEDDING😂😂😂
Nah
Ishan Ali yep!
Me
Ishan Ali
Yas, btw I see you everywhere mate!!!
for European viewers with question marks above their heads, American popcorn is really buttery wile European popcorn is dry
Yep it’s true
Thanks for your comment as I was indeed confused why popcorn would cause such severe diarrhea. But now it makes sense.😂 Greetings from France.
I appreciate this because I was really confused😂😂 UK here
1942: I hope the future gets better than ours
2017: I Pooped Myself On a Date
Well at least the people in 1942 can rest easy knowing we are so well taken care of we've come to poop stories.
ANYBODY WHO WATCHED BIG MOUTH DIED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID SCALLOPS
BitchPlease YouStank yes
Scallops make you poop the hell out of your soul
YES
BitchPlease YouStank Lmao I was thinking about that
Yo.
I wanna eat scalopes
OMG THIS HAPPENED TO CHRIS?! I REMEMBER KEITH TELLING THAT STORY. POOR CHRIS 😂
GeekyGrace 10 talk about a throwback
It’s the same exact story 🤣
Ya in the poop video with Hilary
I was thinking the same thing. It's the exact same story. Buzzfeed must be losing ideas.
I was gonna say didn't Keith tell this story lol
She is the girl who told her story of college cheating and saving friends in rome story. A cute couple.
OMG remember Keith re-acting this story? I'm gonna watch this video again now and laugh at Keith's face under the shower haha
Buzzfeed is desperate for content, they are starting to recycle old videos..
What video was it?
"I went on to marry that woman" congrats bro
When I saw the title I just laughed too hard
*Eats all the popcorn before the movie*
“This guy must be me”
I'm pooping while watching this movie
Go figure
Same
Same
S C same
Ditto
These kind of storys make me happy that im single.
he tells this story like a horror thing
Nikita well it kinda is lol
This is basically what IBD does. Constantly worrying about, where do I go RIGHT NOW
They got married😍ohhhhh, that is love!!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: always bring a roll of toilet paper with you at all times!!!
Story of the year
#1 on Trending
Can you upload
thebahooplamaster this was made 2 years ago ruclips.net/video/rzay9DdqWz0/видео.html
He started with a popcorn and ended with a chocolate soft serve.
I can’t imagine the face of the guy who discovered the explosion behind the trash can
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the underwear there :-)
I laughed more that i should have
This is the cutest poop story ever
Oh lord she really likes him i guess
Best advise ive ever gotten...."Never trust a fart" but it still happens
One of my biggest fears is shitting in front of a date lmfao. I'm glad she was understanding and you married her. She is a keeper.
Title: I pooped myself
0:01 seconds in: I almost ended up pooping myself... Hmmm
is this the guy from an embarrising poop story played by kieth? it fit the description
I guess he just wasn't ready to reveal his identity yet lol
Yes its actually him
He also looks vaguely like the dude who was blurred out in Keith's video
Yes it is
Didn’t Keith tell a story like this??
OR THE EXACT SAME STORY?????
Note: this is the same story I think. Shook
I was looking for someone who remembered it! It really is! Hahaha
They did a story like this with Keoth as the actor cause they didnt want to reveal whose story it was
How does he have the confidence to announce this to millions of people 😂😭
Because it's not gonna ruin his dating life 😂😂
'In heading south'😂😂
why would anyone openly admit this
Money
Emily Elizabeth views
Because it’s funny.
Because after it's over, you realize it could happen to anyone.
YAGURLPRIN out of ideas
The fact that they got married touched me so much 😭
The most beautiful poop story ever told
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching a Buzzfeed video.
Didn’t Keith do this exact story a year or so ago?
uncreativerabbit right?!?!
marie berter I just rewatched the video and it’s the same, even down to the Jason Bourne reference!
uncreativerabbit he re-enacted it but we didn’t know who the story was about
I guess I just assumed the story was about Keith or Buzzfeed is running out of material. Lol.
I thought so!
when she said “i went on to marry that woman” i got goosebumps it’s so sweet
I didnt expect a video about a man shitting his pants to be so wholesome
I have IBD, this is a daily occurrence for me when i'm flaring
What's IBD?
@@rosegreenstone7602 I think they meant IBS which is Irritable bowel syndrome
@@rosegreenstone7602 Inflammatory Bowel Disease.
I cant stop fking laughing to this whole story
I’m taking a crap while watching this
Yep
This video gave me a lot of anxiety
My beautiful husband had explosive diarrhea on the side of the freeway... twice!
That sounds like that would be painfull 😓😥😂
He married the girl from the other videos like this one! The girl that tells the story of how she "cheated" on a test in college, and how she was involved in a scam
When you run out of ideas
I threw up from a migraine headache after eating popcorn and seeing a movie on a first date. He drove me home and stayed with me until I fell asleep... We have been married for three years. There must be something about barfing and/or pooping your brains out that created an unbreakable bond... 😂❤️
well that turned out unexpectedly cute
Your ability to tell a horrific story like that was incredible!!! Thank you so much for sharing it.
The ending had such a beautiful twist to it 😭
“She knew I had to poop.”
“And I had to poop...”
*BAD*
Wtf isn’t this Keith’s story ????????????
Robert Calderon I think we just all assumed it was Keith's story... but it did say, in the video it was an reenactment of someone else's story. My guess is that since he married his girlfriend, it's a better story now... and decided to tell the story himself. He did a better job of telling the story... but Keith's reenactment was hilarious.
Sometimes having someone close witness something embarrassing to make fun of you makes it oddly comforting
Why did I click on this, imma hold this L
Meanwhile, on the opposite screen, I’m eating Fries.
Awwwww they got married! She's GORGEOUS!
A candy? I haven't heard it get called "a candy". Lmao.
Who Wins?
One lucky guy on a date with a girl.
Or one poopy boi
🤣🤣🤣
Are you otzdarva fan?
Also pooped myself on a bowling date celebrating our 10 months together, but not from food poisoning but from a mix of sun poisoning and feminine issues. It was a literal “thought you had to fart but you pooped yourself”. I opened a mini laundromat in the bathroom calling my mom the whole time. Needless to say I went home but he never knew until about 2 years together. Somehow we’re still dating and that’s the story no one cared to know but somehow here we are
So buzzfeed is doing story times now? They are literally a factory of internet trends.
lmao this guy needs a series he’s funny. This guy + try guys + unsolved are the best things about buzzfeed 😂
Buzzfeed back at it again with the quality videos
Do you have to poop?
Yep... I do
Literally the same thing happened to me BUT IN SCHOOL.
I just went from, oh I was famous to China, to I pooped my pants.
4:57 technically your winning as well
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN KEITH DIDNTHIS STORY RE-ENACTMENT HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
Other Story’s : almost died on a plane, surviving a missile, almost murdered
This guy : I uh- pooped on a date
- b +or - the square root of b squared - 4ac all over 2a
Why did you write the quadratic equation.
Killerdiamond 567
Idk.
50 cents popcorn ?!?!?!
it was 50 cents to upgrade it to a large
When you watch buzzfeed so much that you've already heard him tell this story...
What happened after that? Did she dump you, did you dump her, or did you dump yourself?
Mitchell Hang they got married
They got married...did you not watch the whole video?
Jack Reece
Did you not get the joke?
Mitchell Hang
you mean where you said "dump" 3 times? yea, that wasn't very funny ;)
Nasal Spray
Yeah, as in taking a dump.
i find this over 100 times more romantic than candles on valentine's day
Once I had a really bad flu, and my father decided “I’m gonna watch a hunting program” (I had no choice) sooooo yeah that was fun.😒
honestly, I don't believe that having some bad scallops is worthy of an entire video.
It's been sooooooo long since I laughed this hard 🤣🤣🤣
This is the kind of love we should all strive for
Anyone else immediately think of the Gabbie Show's story time where her date almost pooped himself
Isn't his wife the girl from the "I Accidentally Worked For A Scam" video? 😂
*i have been watching this video just so I could come up with a clever pun but I shan't*
It's okay I'm disappointed too
Every now and then I come back to this video... it's honlesty one of my favs. Great editing, great story telling. 10/10
I've literally seen this video..
Mandy Hall Keith did a reenactment 2 years ago. I assumed the story was about Keith... but I guess it was actually this guy's story. It has a better ending now because he married his girlfriend.
"I'm at war with my own body....and I'm losing." Been there before my friend!
Hun are you okay?
*walks around the corner*
Oh my
That's why he was the most supportive in Eric's prank vedio!!!!😂😂😂😂because he understood 😂😂
I'm surprised you didn't poop yourself in the thumbnail
Time to poop in front of all my dates to see which ones stick around.
I thought that he was gonna try boxers that you can poop in and go on a date wearing them lol wtf
He will after he turns 60. Difficult to date wearing Depends.
HA! Ridiculous! I’ve been eating close to 2 buckets of popcorn since I was in the single digits... why am I bragging about this 😂
This was so funny and kind of relatable
His reputation has dropped lower and lower.