I Pooped Myself On A Date

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @amanda5889
    @amanda5889 7 лет назад +2465

    His wife should tell her version.

    • @deadchannel2771
      @deadchannel2771 7 лет назад +29

      YAS!

    • @luvelyx
      @luvelyx 7 лет назад +19

      Omg yes lmaoooo

    • @nori8123
      @nori8123 6 лет назад +5

      Lol yesss

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 6 лет назад +11

      Omg yes she has to do that

    • @jemimahsharma7420
      @jemimahsharma7420 6 лет назад +17

      Isn't the first 'This is that story' narrator the same girl who's in the video montage with him ~ Brigid right??

  • @happypotter23
    @happypotter23 6 лет назад +1143

    His love for her was like diarrhea, he just couldn't hold it in.

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 7 лет назад +2481

    When you feel powerless, worthless and unworthy, just remember, one single turd of yours can shut down an entire waterpark.

    • @galaxynerdjenny1896
      @galaxynerdjenny1896 7 лет назад +18

      😂👏bravo man

    • @megritziff4120
      @megritziff4120 7 лет назад +43

      That’s actually so inspiring

    • @devongee1776
      @devongee1776 7 лет назад +11

      So true. So perfect 😂

    • @theanonymous7006
      @theanonymous7006 7 лет назад +19

      I don't get the US American's belief of pooping themselves when they get nervous or frightened. It's as if their fat asses couldn't control that poop anymore

    • @bitchboi2289
      @bitchboi2289 7 лет назад +3

      Chivas Aurora IM DYING 😂

  • @briannarose6150
    @briannarose6150 6 лет назад +460

    When you realize his wife is Brigid who also has crazy af stories😂

    • @Ren-he5vd
      @Ren-he5vd 5 лет назад +23

      i knew it was her but i couldn't really tell but omg he crapped himself behind a dumpster and she still married him so thats true af love

    • @charissejanell7318
      @charissejanell7318 5 лет назад +6

      WHO OS BRIGID

    • @fowardslashmax.8776
      @fowardslashmax.8776 4 года назад +4

      The one who faked a flight to study for a college test?

  • @skyewalsh9690
    @skyewalsh9690 6 лет назад +1250

    Who else is binge-watching this is that story videos?😂

  • @whitneyhouston187
    @whitneyhouston187 7 лет назад +290

    “i was a terrible student”
    - works at buzzfeed -
    welp

    • @themannameddan8876
      @themannameddan8876 5 лет назад +5

      Not hard to put 2 and 2 together.. it's obviously 6.

  • @HueyDavid
    @HueyDavid 7 лет назад +1761

    Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably s**t 🤣

    • @simimarlenna5761
      @simimarlenna5761 7 лет назад +29

      HueyDavid OH MY GOD there is SO much truth to this lmao...

    • @mrs.mekiaellemouyers1973
      @mrs.mekiaellemouyers1973 7 лет назад +13

      HueyDavid 😂😂😂😂😂 I DIED

    • @nativegambler
      @nativegambler 7 лет назад +9

      isn’t this from a Ryan Higa video?

    • @bootolchin1250
      @bootolchin1250 7 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @alejandrointhetux9938
      @alejandrointhetux9938 7 лет назад +16

      I typed this comment a year ago in some video expecting praise. NOT A SINGLE LIKE. Damn you RUclips comments.

  • @ashleymo793
    @ashleymo793 7 лет назад +290

    Oh god, dude, I'm so sorry. At least you have a silver lining. You married an amazing woman.

  • @ericaevoy1
    @ericaevoy1 7 лет назад +2381

    That ending is too sweet 😭💗

    • @ogreen214
      @ogreen214 7 лет назад +2

      Hell yea🔥🔥🔥

    • @baleydee
      @baleydee 7 лет назад +29

      I never thought a video about a man shitting himself on a date would have me crying in the club

    • @tolazytochangethis4576
      @tolazytochangethis4576 6 лет назад

      Erica Evoy Hi

    • @pebebeb
      @pebebeb 6 лет назад

      Erica Evoy ii

    • @urgapastoka4058
      @urgapastoka4058 6 лет назад

      Erica Evoy ,km

  • @KeepAnEyeOnDan
    @KeepAnEyeOnDan 6 лет назад +230

    One time while ill I got undressed to go shower and I farted and shot liquid green poop all over the carpet.
    I was absolutely mortified at having to walk into the bathroom and tell my boyfriend what had just happened both for how awkward it was and the fact that he is MAJOR OCD like stains on the carpet make him have a panic attack.
    The absolute sweetheart said "Aww it's ok, you're poorly it's not your fault" gave me a cuddle and offered to clean it up 😭 we'd been dating just over a year

  • @korok_oaki
    @korok_oaki 7 лет назад +374

    That was unexpectedly romantic.

  • @biancamaria2771
    @biancamaria2771 5 лет назад +10

    “ 30 feet until my world ends “ That had me CRYING LMAOOOOO

  • @cheryl1051
    @cheryl1051 7 лет назад +521

    whoever edited this did a good job i was so on edge 😂😂😂

    • @yolanda9760
      @yolanda9760 7 лет назад

      Cheryl ruclips.net/video/rzay9DdqWz0/видео.html
      Original

  • @Iceburg659
    @Iceburg659 5 лет назад +50

    Title: “I pooped my pants”
    First 10 seconds: “I almost pooped my pants”
    🙄🙄🙄 Big difference guys

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 7 лет назад +3100

    anyone else single af

  • @tinovanderzwanphonocave544
    @tinovanderzwanphonocave544 5 лет назад +46

    for European viewers with question marks above their heads, American popcorn is really buttery wile European popcorn is dry

    • @reneeee891
      @reneeee891 5 лет назад +1

      Yep it’s true

    • @lolaflores1431
      @lolaflores1431 4 года назад +4

      Thanks for your comment as I was indeed confused why popcorn would cause such severe diarrhea. But now it makes sense.😂 Greetings from France.

    • @Rae-xd2yb
      @Rae-xd2yb 3 года назад

      I appreciate this because I was really confused😂😂 UK here

  • @che1r
    @che1r 7 лет назад +169

    1942: I hope the future gets better than ours
    2017: I Pooped Myself On a Date

    • @cakecrumb095
      @cakecrumb095 7 лет назад +1

      Well at least the people in 1942 can rest easy knowing we are so well taken care of we've come to poop stories.

  • @sasharecone
    @sasharecone 7 лет назад +101

    ANYBODY WHO WATCHED BIG MOUTH DIED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID SCALLOPS

    • @parker1947
      @parker1947 6 лет назад

      BitchPlease YouStank yes

    • @evankoren
      @evankoren 5 лет назад

      Scallops make you poop the hell out of your soul

    • @sofiakhansa1550
      @sofiakhansa1550 5 лет назад +1

      YES

    • @poop5149
      @poop5149 5 лет назад

      BitchPlease YouStank Lmao I was thinking about that

    • @prod.benjididit
      @prod.benjididit 5 лет назад

      Yo.
      I wanna eat scalopes

  • @sorbet_salamanderd2014
    @sorbet_salamanderd2014 7 лет назад +1341

    OMG THIS HAPPENED TO CHRIS?! I REMEMBER KEITH TELLING THAT STORY. POOR CHRIS 😂

    • @z4442
      @z4442 7 лет назад +21

      GeekyGrace 10 talk about a throwback

    • @theesupremeeli8482
      @theesupremeeli8482 7 лет назад +75

      It’s the same exact story 🤣

    • @cassnoneofyourbeeswax6355
      @cassnoneofyourbeeswax6355 7 лет назад +12

      Ya in the poop video with Hilary

    • @donttouchit8340
      @donttouchit8340 7 лет назад +59

      I was thinking the same thing. It's the exact same story. Buzzfeed must be losing ideas.

    • @gambleml
      @gambleml 7 лет назад +24

      I was gonna say didn't Keith tell this story lol

  • @wiiuwiiu4061
    @wiiuwiiu4061 5 лет назад +92

    She is the girl who told her story of college cheating and saving friends in rome story. A cute couple.

  • @brummelbar
    @brummelbar 7 лет назад +206

    OMG remember Keith re-acting this story? I'm gonna watch this video again now and laugh at Keith's face under the shower haha

    • @nolliecat
      @nolliecat 7 лет назад +1

      Buzzfeed is desperate for content, they are starting to recycle old videos..

    • @siancl2161
      @siancl2161 6 лет назад +3

      What video was it?

  • @taint7758
    @taint7758 6 лет назад +9

    "I went on to marry that woman" congrats bro

  • @babygirlrackz1025
    @babygirlrackz1025 7 лет назад +320

    When I saw the title I just laughed too hard

  • @georgeproductions3984
    @georgeproductions3984 5 лет назад +8

    *Eats all the popcorn before the movie*
    “This guy must be me”

  • @freegum123
    @freegum123 7 лет назад +1303

    I'm pooping while watching this movie

  • @m4ri44m
    @m4ri44m 7 лет назад +26

    These kind of storys make me happy that im single.

  • @Nikita-op5jq
    @Nikita-op5jq 7 лет назад +66

    he tells this story like a horror thing

  • @TheRealShedLife
    @TheRealShedLife 4 года назад +1

    This is basically what IBD does. Constantly worrying about, where do I go RIGHT NOW

  • @adrianaavila5230
    @adrianaavila5230 7 лет назад +301

    They got married😍ohhhhh, that is love!!!

  • @koolitsartd9746
    @koolitsartd9746 6 лет назад +2

    MORAL OF THE STORY: always bring a roll of toilet paper with you at all times!!!

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 7 лет назад +751

    Story of the year
    #1 on Trending

    • @no-cn5pz
      @no-cn5pz 7 лет назад

      Can you upload

    • @yolanda9760
      @yolanda9760 7 лет назад

      thebahooplamaster this was made 2 years ago ruclips.net/video/rzay9DdqWz0/видео.html

  • @matthewrreis
    @matthewrreis 4 года назад +1

    He started with a popcorn and ended with a chocolate soft serve.

  • @Bigmam9900
    @Bigmam9900 7 лет назад +200

    I can’t imagine the face of the guy who discovered the explosion behind the trash can

  • @alicemowat8935
    @alicemowat8935 7 лет назад +25

    This is the cutest poop story ever

  • @nasalspray8646
    @nasalspray8646 7 лет назад +19

    Best advise ive ever gotten...."Never trust a fart" but it still happens

  • @maxsmoviechannel
    @maxsmoviechannel 5 лет назад +1

    One of my biggest fears is shitting in front of a date lmfao. I'm glad she was understanding and you married her. She is a keeper.

  • @caseamylove
    @caseamylove 5 лет назад +9

    Title: I pooped myself
    0:01 seconds in: I almost ended up pooping myself... Hmmm

  • @positivelyellie7447
    @positivelyellie7447 7 лет назад +310

    is this the guy from an embarrising poop story played by kieth? it fit the description

    • @jamiecairns9886
      @jamiecairns9886 7 лет назад +37

      I guess he just wasn't ready to reveal his identity yet lol

    • @MilkyC0ffee13
      @MilkyC0ffee13 7 лет назад +2

      Yes its actually him

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 лет назад +6

      He also looks vaguely like the dude who was blurred out in Keith's video

    • @lucy-rd7re
      @lucy-rd7re 6 лет назад +1

      Yes it is

  • @joe_p2124
    @joe_p2124 6 лет назад +26

    Didn’t Keith tell a story like this??
    OR THE EXACT SAME STORY?????
    Note: this is the same story I think. Shook

    • @inesalcazar4642
      @inesalcazar4642 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for someone who remembered it! It really is! Hahaha

    • @rosap60
      @rosap60 4 года назад +2

      They did a story like this with Keoth as the actor cause they didnt want to reveal whose story it was

  • @nehaganeshasharma9388
    @nehaganeshasharma9388 7 лет назад +49

    How does he have the confidence to announce this to millions of people 😂😭

    • @lanaaxfilms
      @lanaaxfilms 5 лет назад +1

      Because it's not gonna ruin his dating life 😂😂

  • @Jp-hl5pd
    @Jp-hl5pd 5 лет назад +3

    'In heading south'😂😂

  • @prinwrld
    @prinwrld 7 лет назад +537

    why would anyone openly admit this

  • @alina6512
    @alina6512 7 лет назад +14

    The fact that they got married touched me so much 😭

  • @DesertThorns
    @DesertThorns 7 лет назад +119

    The most beautiful poop story ever told

  • @WhiteIcingProduction
    @WhiteIcingProduction 7 лет назад

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching a Buzzfeed video.

  • @uncreativerabbit3160
    @uncreativerabbit3160 7 лет назад +110

    Didn’t Keith do this exact story a year or so ago?

    • @marieberter2609
      @marieberter2609 7 лет назад +1

      uncreativerabbit right?!?!

    • @uncreativerabbit3160
      @uncreativerabbit3160 7 лет назад +7

      marie berter I just rewatched the video and it’s the same, even down to the Jason Bourne reference!

    • @rileyrheams1693
      @rileyrheams1693 7 лет назад +29

      uncreativerabbit he re-enacted it but we didn’t know who the story was about

    • @danielletrigueros1489
      @danielletrigueros1489 7 лет назад +5

      I guess I just assumed the story was about Keith or Buzzfeed is running out of material. Lol.

    • @undertheradar86
      @undertheradar86 7 лет назад +1

      I thought so!

  • @rebeccasmith1851
    @rebeccasmith1851 6 лет назад +4

    when she said “i went on to marry that woman” i got goosebumps it’s so sweet

  • @frogdolphin9708
    @frogdolphin9708 4 года назад +1

    I didnt expect a video about a man shitting his pants to be so wholesome

  • @snuggielover123
    @snuggielover123 7 лет назад +38

    I have IBD, this is a daily occurrence for me when i'm flaring

    • @rosegreenstone7602
      @rosegreenstone7602 5 лет назад

      What's IBD?

    • @Bubbles_710
      @Bubbles_710 5 лет назад

      @@rosegreenstone7602 I think they meant IBS which is Irritable bowel syndrome

    • @Korpionix
      @Korpionix 5 лет назад +1

      @@rosegreenstone7602 Inflammatory Bowel Disease.

  • @HarrisonFraser
    @HarrisonFraser 6 лет назад +1

    I cant stop fking laughing to this whole story

  • @TimTeemo
    @TimTeemo 7 лет назад +153

    I’m taking a crap while watching this

  • @pioneltapinessi947
    @pioneltapinessi947 7 лет назад +38

    This video gave me a lot of anxiety

  • @machineislove4973
    @machineislove4973 7 лет назад +11

    My beautiful husband had explosive diarrhea on the side of the freeway... twice!

    • @ashlesbian2567
      @ashlesbian2567 6 лет назад +1

      That sounds like that would be painfull 😓😥😂

  • @guissellecelis9555
    @guissellecelis9555 6 лет назад +6

    He married the girl from the other videos like this one! The girl that tells the story of how she "cheated" on a test in college, and how she was involved in a scam

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 6 лет назад +10

    When you run out of ideas

  • @nicohana7308
    @nicohana7308 5 лет назад +1

    I threw up from a migraine headache after eating popcorn and seeing a movie on a first date. He drove me home and stayed with me until I fell asleep... We have been married for three years. There must be something about barfing and/or pooping your brains out that created an unbreakable bond... 😂❤️

  • @ilikepiratesroar
    @ilikepiratesroar 7 лет назад +39

    well that turned out unexpectedly cute

  • @Dansteindler
    @Dansteindler 2 года назад +1

    Your ability to tell a horrific story like that was incredible!!! Thank you so much for sharing it.

  • @lenaengland622
    @lenaengland622 7 лет назад +9

    The ending had such a beautiful twist to it 😭

  • @fursoniia5751
    @fursoniia5751 5 лет назад +2

    “She knew I had to poop.”
    “And I had to poop...”
    *BAD*

  • @robertisonline12able
    @robertisonline12able 7 лет назад +17

    Wtf isn’t this Keith’s story ????????????

    • @danielletrigueros1489
      @danielletrigueros1489 7 лет назад +4

      Robert Calderon I think we just all assumed it was Keith's story... but it did say, in the video it was an reenactment of someone else's story. My guess is that since he married his girlfriend, it's a better story now... and decided to tell the story himself. He did a better job of telling the story... but Keith's reenactment was hilarious.

  • @calvoekleiden8664
    @calvoekleiden8664 4 года назад +1

    Sometimes having someone close witness something embarrassing to make fun of you makes it oddly comforting

  • @Ichinijuu
    @Ichinijuu 7 лет назад +14

    Why did I click on this, imma hold this L

  • @Vanessa-vk4cq
    @Vanessa-vk4cq 7 лет назад +1

    Meanwhile, on the opposite screen, I’m eating Fries.

  • @DawnKellyMedia
    @DawnKellyMedia 6 лет назад +5

    Awwwww they got married! She's GORGEOUS!

  • @PrayingMoth
    @PrayingMoth 7 лет назад

    A candy? I haven't heard it get called "a candy". Lmao.

  • @bobbysk4332
    @bobbysk4332 7 лет назад +8

    Who Wins?
    One lucky guy on a date with a girl.
    Or one poopy boi

  • @avadakedalek
    @avadakedalek 6 лет назад +1

    Also pooped myself on a bowling date celebrating our 10 months together, but not from food poisoning but from a mix of sun poisoning and feminine issues. It was a literal “thought you had to fart but you pooped yourself”. I opened a mini laundromat in the bathroom calling my mom the whole time. Needless to say I went home but he never knew until about 2 years together. Somehow we’re still dating and that’s the story no one cared to know but somehow here we are

  • @carmens2544
    @carmens2544 7 лет назад +6

    So buzzfeed is doing story times now? They are literally a factory of internet trends.

  • @dailyanimal4065
    @dailyanimal4065 7 лет назад

    lmao this guy needs a series he’s funny. This guy + try guys + unsolved are the best things about buzzfeed 😂

  • @nickkingofearth
    @nickkingofearth 7 лет назад +4

    Buzzfeed back at it again with the quality videos

  • @katrinainiguez7346
    @katrinainiguez7346 6 лет назад +1

    Do you have to poop?
    Yep... I do

  • @xero0pacity88
    @xero0pacity88 7 лет назад +12

    Literally the same thing happened to me BUT IN SCHOOL.

  • @bobolobo9487
    @bobolobo9487 5 лет назад

    I just went from, oh I was famous to China, to I pooped my pants.

  • @gurk6969
    @gurk6969 6 лет назад +11

    4:57 technically your winning as well

  • @livscottg
    @livscottg 7 лет назад

    DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN KEITH DIDNTHIS STORY RE-ENACTMENT HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

  • @LeahDada
    @LeahDada 5 лет назад +5

    Other Story’s : almost died on a plane, surviving a missile, almost murdered
    This guy : I uh- pooped on a date

  • @glitchddlc_yt2426
    @glitchddlc_yt2426 6 лет назад +2

    - b +or - the square root of b squared - 4ac all over 2a

  • @Sr20657
    @Sr20657 6 лет назад +10

    50 cents popcorn ?!?!?!

    • @laurenf557
      @laurenf557 5 лет назад +2

      it was 50 cents to upgrade it to a large

  • @MoreNadia
    @MoreNadia 7 лет назад

    When you watch buzzfeed so much that you've already heard him tell this story...

  • @MitchellHang
    @MitchellHang 7 лет назад +7

    What happened after that? Did she dump you, did you dump her, or did you dump yourself?

    • @shirt9913
      @shirt9913 7 лет назад +1

      Mitchell Hang they got married

    • @nasalspray8646
      @nasalspray8646 7 лет назад +1

      They got married...did you not watch the whole video?

    • @MitchellHang
      @MitchellHang 7 лет назад

      Jack Reece
      Did you not get the joke?

    • @nasalspray8646
      @nasalspray8646 7 лет назад +1

      Mitchell Hang
      you mean where you said "dump" 3 times? yea, that wasn't very funny ;)

    • @MitchellHang
      @MitchellHang 7 лет назад

      Nasal Spray
      Yeah, as in taking a dump.

  • @adamchami1632
    @adamchami1632 6 лет назад +1

    i find this over 100 times more romantic than candles on valentine's day

  • @megancooper1710
    @megancooper1710 5 лет назад +8

    Once I had a really bad flu, and my father decided “I’m gonna watch a hunting program” (I had no choice) sooooo yeah that was fun.😒

  • @lifescree6053
    @lifescree6053 6 лет назад

    honestly, I don't believe that having some bad scallops is worthy of an entire video.

  • @mariem1313
    @mariem1313 5 лет назад +3

    It's been sooooooo long since I laughed this hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bingefest1799
    @bingefest1799 5 лет назад +1

    This is the kind of love we should all strive for

  • @katieturner2169
    @katieturner2169 7 лет назад +18

    Anyone else immediately think of the Gabbie Show's story time where her date almost pooped himself

  • @Soo_Hyun
    @Soo_Hyun 6 лет назад

    Isn't his wife the girl from the "I Accidentally Worked For A Scam" video? 😂

  • @floraeaster
    @floraeaster 7 лет назад +3

    *i have been watching this video just so I could come up with a clever pun but I shan't*

    • @floraeaster
      @floraeaster 7 лет назад +1

      It's okay I'm disappointed too

  • @phamiru
    @phamiru 10 месяцев назад

    Every now and then I come back to this video... it's honlesty one of my favs. Great editing, great story telling. 10/10

  • @noraclooney3803
    @noraclooney3803 7 лет назад +10

    I've literally seen this video..

    • @danielletrigueros1489
      @danielletrigueros1489 7 лет назад +3

      Mandy Hall Keith did a reenactment 2 years ago. I assumed the story was about Keith... but I guess it was actually this guy's story. It has a better ending now because he married his girlfriend.

  • @WizardOnAWhale7
    @WizardOnAWhale7 3 года назад

    "I'm at war with my own body....and I'm losing." Been there before my friend!

  • @cin9663
    @cin9663 5 лет назад +4

    Hun are you okay?
    *walks around the corner*
    Oh my

  • @sheemanaaz7129
    @sheemanaaz7129 6 лет назад

    That's why he was the most supportive in Eric's prank vedio!!!!😂😂😂😂because he understood 😂😂

  • @MagickPizza
    @MagickPizza 7 лет назад +4

    I'm surprised you didn't poop yourself in the thumbnail

  • @jonah64
    @jonah64 7 лет назад

    Time to poop in front of all my dates to see which ones stick around.

  • @ht8038
    @ht8038 7 лет назад +7

    I thought that he was gonna try boxers that you can poop in and go on a date wearing them lol wtf

    • @dannyv5661
      @dannyv5661 5 лет назад +1

      He will after he turns 60. Difficult to date wearing Depends.

  • @knick_knack
    @knick_knack 5 лет назад

    HA! Ridiculous! I’ve been eating close to 2 buckets of popcorn since I was in the single digits... why am I bragging about this 😂

  • @Punabadehose
    @Punabadehose 7 лет назад +12

    This was so funny and kind of relatable

  • @_phong.huynh_
    @_phong.huynh_ 6 лет назад

    His reputation has dropped lower and lower.