Roasting your PCs & setups for 17 minutes straight
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Roasting your setups for 17 minutes straight
• Roasting your PCs & se...
Bitwit
/ bitwit 
Наука
"You may be 14, but that's still higher than mom and dad's credit score..."
WOW
Bruh that had me DYING 🤣🤣
i use arch btw
LoL
That’s one of the only times I’ve actually audibly laughed at a RUclips video ever
Lol
"Poor Link is frozen in shock
Or dualshock, rather"
you killed me there
shouldn't it be quadruple shock 2x dualshock??
lmfao
Same
669
@@zoxkxr6552 nah it'd be dualshock dualshock cause 2 x a string is just the string twice.
"this is not a failed build, this is failed parenting"
Dead body reported
Kyle was The Impostor.
0 impostors remain.
You put
“end this on a positive note, i like the camo on your controller.., you should camouflage your whole system so we don’t have to look at it anymore”
That is what he said
@@soggynoodles4989 yeah no fucking shit
@@ouitk3317 10:22
@@ouitk3317 that's what he said
Hello lol
“For the record, I don’t see this as a failed build, I see this as failed parenting”
Holy shit Kyle you didn’t need to kill him
Nah, this just softened him up. The one about his parents credit score being lower than 14 is what killed him. Or at least it will when he googles it.
he did deserve it tho
Fr though he has a gaming chair and a flashy ass mouse but can't get an average case which are not expensive
Too bad is an obvious fake build. Look at the rest of the set up. No money for a case, but mic on fancy arm? Yeah no :)
He had his psu fan down with out legs on the pc his box will burn soon
10:08 That's the salt he's gathered in years of online gaming.
HAHAHA
Lol
Lmao
😂😂😂
xD
12:08 "You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this household."
That was great
5:25 " Your PC hardware says Microcenter, but your chair says Fisher Price"
That one got me laughing HARD! 😆
Laughing, hard, or both?🤔
@@swaggerdagger800 LMAO XD
@@skreaga It's an old photo. You're one to talk using lowercase "I"s like you either haven't gotten to that part of kindergarten yet or you just work for McDonald's.
@@skreaga at least he knows more than you
@@skreaga what? It was spelling. And you can’t know that. Second of all, what does that have to do with anything?
"You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this household" isn't getting the credit it deserves in the comments!
kyle the kids
yes kyle, because the point of building a gaming PC is to "sneak a beat"
you could buy a gun, you could use it to randomly shoot a passer by, but I don't think that would be the best use for a gun
FR! i was dying over here when I heard that
Primo clapback
"I like the irony of this shot
The guy in the wallpaper is in space
And u don't have any"
I loled so hard
Im someone who knows that language. It’s called elder futhark and is a norse language. the case says:
It is very
Apparent I cannot
Cut straight at all
Started
December 2015
Due to
General
Procrastination,
Work, tv, games, other
Projects and systems.
Several redesigns,
Setbacks and new
Hardware testing and new idea
Completed
October 2018
You’re welcome
Thanks daddy
The language is english, the script is elder futhark.
Damn, I was just finishing "translating" this myself when I saw your post. I was just not getting what tu was supposed to mean. (U/V)
His user name, Drauga Drottin means Ghost Lord.
This is also called Runic letters, used mainly in scandinavia from around 150 AD to 18th century.
oh so that dude bought it off from Hell Ebay
@@MrSveddi yes it is runic letters, but the actual language is called elder futhark
"Good job InWin, your entire company got out done by a child who's bad with money." I swear to God I lost it.
"if your pc lives in a cardboard box does that make it homeless?" no but it makes me homeless :(
that pc did have good cable management though
You live in a PC case?
@@KrissFliss no he is broke
*Dawg, you need some help?*
thats a troll build tho lol
"This is a picture of my PC, and I'm 32."
lol that's the best quote of this video.
"At least the kids will learn about chemistry at a young age".....fire af
Literally lmao
Pun intended lmao
“Cool camo skin on the controller”
Me looking for the controller:
"I'm gonna call up child protection services and tell them there's a kid living in a house where Microsoft Edge is on the taskbar"
That got me dead XDDD
Best part of the whole damn video!
@@GeneralNickles true, I agree
Lmao
It's at 69
*Nice*
We've peaked as a civilisation
No one like
Me, A laptop user: My computer roasts itself!
Lmao that was funny
Ooh self burns those are rare
Patrician comment. 😆
Im so glad i spent an extra $500 on my laptop and got something that can run most games on the highest settings with an average fps of 80-100
@Sxno That is certainly true but desktops are not practical for everyone. My desk at home has my work computer setup on it (thank you, COVID) so while I would love to have a gaming desktop, I just have nowhere to put it.
when he said he's calling cps for having a child in a house hold where Microsoft edge is still on the task bar I paused the video and took Microsoft edge off the task bar
I did that too.
I kinda like edge because it is kinda like chrome now so I use bot
I was like. . .oh I have that on mine. . .don't even know what it is. taken off. along with the other useless crap on it.
The first thing i did when i got my pc was to remove all signs of microsoft edge with the exception of uninstalling it
I used it long enough to download Firefox before uninstalling it.
9:59 "Then again, you do have an Apple Watch. So you're used to overpaying for things."
15:47 Kyle points out edge browser.
Me: actually checked my taskbar to see it came back after the last update.
It's pretty good now tho 😂
I'm keeping it.
@@abm_prottoy All they did was clone Chrome... It uses Blink now..
@@noaln1697 Of course they used the blink engine. But they took it and made it better which Google couldn't do. Like OS level optimization for battery saving. Moreover Microsoft is now an active contributor to Chromium. Google made it But Microsoft took it and gave it new life.
@@abm_prottoy lol
Honestly I love Edge even more now. I don't get notifications of ram excess usage like Google Chrome.
The motion blur really got me. I actually laughed out loud.
@@Mr_Crypt 14:41
I feel like I watched this video a year ago but it has only been 3 months lmao
Interesting, thanks for sharing!
@WatermelonBerd yes
lol
“Your PC says MicroCenter, but your chair says Fisher Price” I’m d e a d 🥵😂😂🥵
“no, not all games have motion blur, that’s just your table rocking back and forth” 💀💀
Kyle:"im not going to roast the setup that much"
Kyle: *literally 10 seconds later... roasts the living hell out of a setup*
4:27 Here you can see a stool appropriate for Kyles height
Bruhhh
That stool is taller than him 😳
@@DTG4844 oof
Surely he'd need a taller stool, if the implication is that Kyle is short.
Stuart Wood but any taller than that and he wouldn’t be able to sit on it
this is for the first build, translation 1:09
the one he has is either a newer or older version so some of the letters aren't actualy gonna be translated
it is vers
apparent i cannot
cut straight at all
started decmber 2015
due to
general
procrastination
work, tv, games, other projects, and systems, several redesigns, setbacks and new hardware testing and idea
completed october 2018
some notes
dragon script which was an old viking language, some letters use the same characters
listed bellow:
C and K
I and J or in this ones version, J and Y are the same and I is plain old I
U and V
Side note: as i was typing this, i dug deep, the guys version is actually a newer one, from a chieftain that got mad cause i and j was not doing too good using the same character he changed it to j and y and changed the looks of some characters.
o used to be an f with v lines for the horizontal lines, new one uses a diamond with an upside down v at the bottom
j and y uses with one line in each others crotch whilst the old one J was the same as I being I and Y being a japanese looking character.
the old C and K used k without the upward diagonal line and keeping the downward diagonal line. the new one uses < whilst P gets to use C with a boxy look.
when needing to right "ng" you just put the "o" character without the downward v
thank you for reading my useless knowledge as I am not aspiring to be a historian.
"I know it says Lowe's on the box, but it looks like its from UPS, if you know what I mean"
I feel like this line is a little under appreciated in the comments 😆
He dropped so many creative and witty bombs throughout the video but all the comments focus on the least funny simple jokes. Simple people.
cuz nobody gets them
Best line:
"This is the Tesla of cases. It is environmentally friendly with terrible build quality ..."
Lol yeah Teslas Model Y has bad build quality unfortunately. It has gaps in between and stuff.
Well Teslas arent environmentally friendly.
1. the batteries (resources as well as disposing of them)
2. the power still comes out of coal plants
@@lukasstadler6594 TRUE but they accelerate fast.
We have no coal plants in my country
@@Abc-kr2lk Then your country buys electricity. but thats not the point
“You know a setup is depressing when a pc is ready to jump.”
This had me dying xD
2:25 the text says "It is very apparent I cannot cut straight at all.
Started December 2015. Due to procrastination, work, tv, games, other projects and systems, several redesigns, setbacks, and new hardware testing new idea, completed October 2018."
how the fu-
@@masonhuebler2026 hacks
What language is that?
@@AS-qi2dn looks runic alphabet to me I could be wrong
@@rohanap5511 yup
1:06 Bruh that guy was speaking enchanted table 😳
@Joshua Adams bruh take a joke
@Joshua Adams, why the hell are you fluent in Old Norse? What purpose, aside from reading a computer build, does that provide you?
That was illuminati thing
@@cgme7076 Well could be useful in archeology.
“Thou shalt not be parallel” caught me so hard I’m still laughing 15mins after I finished the video 😂😂😂
"I'm gonna go meditate to make my farts odourless" in a hippie voice got me
"You know that your setup is depressing when your PC is ready to jump"
Imma have to use that one later.
0:34 why does he sound like he's about to freestyle?
The “satanic” lettering seemed to be Nordic runes ... half of them probably meant good thing’s
I think It may be civvies pc
with the pentagram might be pagan or smth. definitely nordic runes
Definitely Nordic runes - straight 1 to 1 to the English alphabet:
"It is very apparent I cannot cut straight at all."
"Started December 2015
Due to general procrastination, work, TV, games, other projects and systems, several redesigns, setbacks and new hardware, testing new ideas.
Completed October 2018"
@@awg0681 lol thanks for that. I couldn't decipher more than "december" and "october". this was as bad as trying to read english written in cyrillic alphabet
@@awg0681 thanks
"Sneak a Beat" seriously the best thing I've heard since " you need to ditch Allen and get with Phillip" !!
Great work Kyle
These roasts were all insane and hilarious. That’s bitwit right there for ya!
Kyle.....
You are the best roaster of all time
I couldn't stop laughing
"Your age is 14, but that is still higher than mom and dad's credit score."
Jesus Kyle, he is a teenager.
“Holy shit you f*cking killed her dude”
Also that kid was using a cardboard case but had a gaming chair and an RGB keyboard, which I’m sure both cost more than a case would.
Edit: Totally forgot about the streamer mic, but also way more expensive than a case.
@@B0bB0b1nski trash mouse i doubt it
2:30 it says
"it is very apparent i cannot cut straight at all
started december 2015
due to general procastination, work, tv, games, other projects and systems, hardware testi_ (couldn't figure out what this square stands for, -ing maybe?) new idea
completed october 2018"
took me ~20 minutes to decipher
this guy basiclly assigned a runic symbol to almost every letter of english alphabet (almost because he used same symbols for y, j and v, u)
He didn't design the alphabet, he used a font on some word processor because he apparently doesn't understand how runes work, and the font designer used close approximations for letters which don't exist in the Elder Futhark
I know he doesn't understand runes because he didn't use Thorn, once.
And that square is a missing glyph.
THANK YOU!
Knew it was a cipher because I could make out the months and projects, figured some badass would have sorted it out in comments.
@Bloody Rose Red I know what runes are. I doubt the person who printed that piece of paper does, tho.
Just tried decyphering it myself, completed it, but it it was a pain in the ass because they use the symbol for V for W, but then they give W an entirely new symbol.
Really? I just googled rune alphabet... got a little stuck though when I got as far as “it is uerj apparent that I cannot cut straight!... he seems to use the wrong symbols for v and y.
Dude this was hilarious, thanks for the laughs!
Oh man, your roasts cracked me up 😂 Thumbs up
"DualShock, rather" had me dying.
"Your PC is one flick shot from falling off the table"
- Bitwit
Linus will test that. Can you flick shot a pc?
@@sopcannon Linus couldn't hit a flick shot if his life depended on it
sopcannon and @jayztwocents will copy it but admit he’s copying it
Yes, we watched the video.
@@thgnotorious congrats
1:06
"It is "uerj" (very?)
apparent I cannot
cut straight at all.
Started December 2015
.
Due to
general
procrastination,
work, tu, games, other
projects and
systems, several redesigns,
setbacks and new
hardware, testing
new idea
completing
October 2018"
It's runic writing, from the futhark alphabet. The guy who wrote this probably used an English to runes converter e.g google translate xD
Was just about to post something similar. The "uerj" threw me off too, but "very" seems like a good guess.
They use the same letter for U and V.
@@StHieronymus really
Kyle: 4:06
Me: looks over at my power supply with the sticker on it
12:07 "You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this household."
Look at the guy's name -- Ibrahim -- it implies he doesn't need to, or wants to.
you never know😳
The IRONy
"sneak a beat" It took a while to proces.......
@@stonedmountainunicorn9532 what does it mean?
Oh... a beat...
“That’s the stupidest thing I have ever said”
Me: O’rely
Holy shit. I've avoided this channel in my recommendations for so long and decided to just say fuck it on this video. I was not disappointed. This dude is savage and genuinely funny. I checked out a Jayz2 roast the other day and that channel is clearly for 12 year old. Holy shit was that guy immature for an old man. This channel is fucking great. Subscribed.
Goddammit, ibrahiiiiim certainly did get a high roasts/minute value. The grandparents/mouse pad combo was a sick one 😂
Kyle: Roasts dude on "green" hardware.
Everyone: "But you sit behind a "green" Razor laptop."
Did I mention the donuts were green?
cuz razer
Huh.... Did you mean RAZER
I am a bot and this action was preformed automatically
Tomato Tomatoe, Nerds!
Haha u spelt Razer wrong
9:45 lol I thought it was a mess as well but when you zoomed in I could see its space its a cluster of stars
1:11 i can read Elder Futhark.
he said:
" It is very apparent I cannot cut straight at all..."
" started december 2015 due to general procrastination, porn, tu, games, other projects and systems,
Several redesigns, setbacks and new hardware, testing new idea completed october 2018."
The first pc writing is in elder futhrak not cult writing. Roughtly translated "Started december 2015 due to general procrastination, work, games, o(letter I cannot understand)er, projects and systems, several redesigns, setbacks and new hardware, testing new idea completed october 2018."
"Is this really the best way to honour the Dark Lord? With arts and crafts?"
Oh, Kyle, you don't even know. The Dark Lord LOVES any kind of arts and crafts
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Bitwit suffers”
“He gets a view”
So original...
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“This comment isn’t funny”
“That’s all I had to say”
is that how you use "
Roasting PCs while using a Razor laptop and also having a commercial for a prebuilt... Ironic much? Hehehehahaha, cheers, good stuff !
"You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this house"
That one killed me.
Doctor: You have 17 minutes left to live
Me:
*Just to see if my pc is in it*
Shame you cant see the last 30 seconds
@@babyduck01 1.5x sped
1:05
IT IS VERY
APPARENT I CANNOT
CUT STRAIGHT AT ALL
STARTED
DECEMBER 2015
DUE TO
GENERAL
PROCRASTINATION,
WORK, TV, GAMES, OTHER
PROJECTS AND
SYSTEMS,
SEVERAL REDESIGNS,
SETBACKS AND NEW
HARDWARE, TESTING
NEW IDEA
COMPLETED
OCTOBER 2018
This is what I made out. Guess it wasn't some cool dark spell stuff after all..
A fellow specialist in ancient and long-forgotten writting , i see
Why in the mexican salsa do you know that
Isnt this in elder writing also
@@DemonAble369 It is written in Futhark, a proto-germanic language, it is unrelated to "satanic" completely and in fact came before it.
@@aerisd.1155 futhark is a writing system, not a language
“I know it says Lowe’s on the box but it looks like it’s from UPS... if you know what I mean.”
Lmfaoo😂😂😂
“ does your family knock on your rail or something” 😂💀💀
1:39 That's old nordic runes actually. From what I found it's Younger Futhark.
5:31 Get some shelf brackets and put a shelf on the wall for your pc and some corner or square conduit to hide the wires.
6:25 Love the box but see if your parents can get you some stronger cardboard or buy some of that foam core posterboard from the dollar store. Your PC will look amazing.
Yeah but they are used to resemble Latin alphabet just look at he bottom line spelling "December 2015"
But can't really read all of it tho
From what i have discovered it appears to be just a combination of Elder and Younger Futhark
@@monkeyturds lol the ancients alphabet was far sophisticated haha
Its a deviation of the standard form of the runic alphabet.. unfortunately the translator he used gave him the wrong runes for "V, W, Y & K"
@@monkeyturds this is the most underrated comment here
15:43 I’m laughing so hard having MS Edge on the task bar then suddenly I stop laughing and peek at my mom’s desktop right beside me. Chills filled the room 🥶
Edge on top, idk what you guys are talking about
I have both Edge and Chrome on my taskbar. Living on the . . . you know, edge
@@therealMrA yes
I live chrome to edge. I use both
Always great for a laugh. Lyle needs to host a roast. That would be priceless.
"you'd have to be a ninja to sneak a beat in this household" that killed me XD
" Happiness isn't a destination its a way of life"
Kyle: "if this is your way of living then I don't want to be happy"
I couldn't stop laughing
4:26 when i saw the RAKK HALIYA case. I am so sure he's from Philippines.
It's the national pc case of the Philippines. 😂😂😂
Ok
And the pile of blankets (and I'm pretty sure those are clothes too) made it too obvious
@@lewsee5562 punda yon pre haha
John Kenneth de Guzman punda juy haha
My god you went IN on that last one and i loved every second of it
haha you got me good with "not every game has motion blur its just your table moving back and forth! 🤣😂
"Whoever told you what RGB was, lied to you"
gg
"You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this house." Lmfao
yooo i died when he said that
Where is your bed ... the kitchen?
Well uhhh . Mine is in the hallway actually
\(._.)/ . But if people see my hallway they understand 😂
I was laughing so hard at that
"I'm not going to look at your system Ashton, cause it's boring and you suck."
HAHA damn that caught me off guard
These videos are so good and some of the things he says are really underrated 😂😂😂
I can confirm laundry’s “gaming” mouse is $7 on Amazon.
it's $0.98 in AliExpress
XD
Well guess what? It’s $0.16 to produce!!
Me laughs in red dragon
Does it indicate made in China? LMAO
Bitwit : new video
My pc : u ready to cry again ?
Saw your shirt and Ryder popped into my house and yelled "BALLAS! LOOK OUT FOOL!"
"It's BALLAST, Ryder"
"Man, fuck yo education"
i know im late watching this, but bloody hell, you can tell the Roast of Linus was only the warm up match. these guys need to go to the burns unit XD
Kyle has to be at the gates of PC heaven when a computer dies
"I'm gonna go medidate on how to make my farts odorless"
The way he said it sounded just like that dude on the beach that's always there just waking around and digging in the sand.
We need all the pc you tubers to come together and make the Ten Commandments for the pc gods
1:17 Translation (actually just ciphered English, but whatever) of runes in the Drauga's PC from hell:
It is very apparent I cannot cut straight at all.
Started December 2015
Due to general procrastination, work, TV, games, other projects and systems, several redesigns, setbacks and new hardware, testing new idea[sic]
Completed October 2018
As opposed to “Roasting your setups for 17 minutes intermittently” :p
Kyle: "I refuse to allow this kid to turn into an edge user"
Also Kyle: *uses Microsoft Edge
it is firefox not edge... you must be a chrome owner, RIP your ram
100% positive thats firefox.
@Nicefisher chromium based edge: neither
That's not Edge at all...
*NICE COMMENT*
My bad, I use Edge on my PC, and I've personally never used Firefox. My bad lmao😂
14:43not every game has motion blurr. That's just your table wobbling... bruh I'm dying hahahaha
Kyle’s roasting people setups while he’s had that basic wallpaper for the longest (just jokes I love you Kyle)
You could already tell by Kyle’s face in the thumbnail that it is going to be a bloodbath
I knew "Nice Kyle" was only an illusion ;)
dude... you got me rolling! best one yet!
Just push the PC back. I was on the same page there, homie. lol Funniest one yet.
"You have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this household." 😂😂😂
"the same thing my wife says about my face its better in the dark" wow a self burn those are becoming more common now a days
Kyle doesn't want his wife to roast him, like Linus' wife did. The burn scars are still there, that's why Linus grew a beard.
The text at 17:29 is the ancient runic alphabet used by Nordic European country's like Sweden Norway Denmark etc.
Vikings also carried those symbols on their shields an swords.
"you may have a third eye michael, but you only have 2 hands" HAHAH KILLED ME
Unless his parents were siblings
~When you can't roast the setup, so you deside to roast rock on table.
I like how he called the salt lamp a glowing rock lmao
This is the most savage I’ve ever seen you and i LOVE IT!!!!
Damn, these roasts were savage, especially the one about the grandparents and the sticky table 🤢😅😆
And that last one, bloody hell that was harsh 😝