Pearls are an immune-system reaction to an irritating bit of grit the oyster gets stuck in its flesh - is grows some shell-like material around the grit in multiple layers over time. Basically pearls are oyster-pimples (though a bit nicer than human-pimples which at most develop much softer layers of dead white blood cells around the grit-particle). So yes, you have real pearls, though rather valueless low-quality ones. (And the likely reason they can guarantee the pearls without having opened the oyster is they are what is known as 'cultured pearls' which has nothing to do with the Oyster's manners at tea-parties but rather just means the irritating pieces of grit were deliberately poked into the oyster's flesh by a person several months earlier). Also, you may have accidentally broken Australia's rather strict organic matter importation quarantines - please dispose of the oyster parts in an incinerator or hand them in at a customs office for bio-disposal, as they could well be carrying the disease that wipes out the Barrier Reef or the entire Australian shellfish industry! (Luckily, the bag looks heat-sealed, so hopefully nothing organic survived that process still alive!). Fairly low risk, though, so don't get stressed - oysters hitch their way around the world on the hulls of cargo ships and in their bilge all the time anyway. ... Oh, and the magnesium may have got you on a watch list, since it is rather easy to turn into a hot-burn incendiary! :-) ... Slazo is a real Aussie, finding a spider that size cute. ... Never used Wish myself, and likely never will, but I do find some of the bigger online dollar stores quite good for stuff you don't care about quality for (working in an art school, we often want cheap stuff we can deliberately break ourselves anyway!). For several years I happily used DealExtreme, but several months ago they changed ownership or something and I quickly learned not to touch them with a very long pole anymore :-( . I'm having a relatively good experience on BangGood now for my supplies of low-cost items of indeterminate quality (as opposed to the high-cost items of indeterminate quality I get from local retailers!). ... Finally, good luck with the new channel, though promising less of your personality in it, reduces the appeal to me :-/
@@wardedthorn6523 yes. Also you can order very real looking fake money off of wish due to China's counterfeit laws being different than that of the United States.
This comment was not written to be helpful, but rather as "look at how much I learned in my undergraduate major, I'm so knowledgeable! Let me talk more about myself, I think I'm so quirky and interesting!"
Fresh water pearls arnt expensive they were probably ‘real’.... freshwater means they open it a little and shove some sand in to irritate the oyster so it makes pearls....they are essentially farmed pearls.they are usually odd shapes and have lines in like you said. natural pearls are ‘real’ expensive pearls that occur themselves in salt water and are much bigger and are rounder in shape and smooth. Thought you should know 🤣
No, the oyster gets cut near the gonads, which irritates it, just then they put something, like a pearl fragment inside the oyster. The farmed pearls look almost unrecognisable to the real ones, but if you shine a light through the farmed pearls, you can slightly see the pearl fragment that was put inside in the beginning.
@@orange_jam Nice. But lets be honest, pearls look really nice!! I think I got a White or Cream Pearl from Vegas and my Mom got a Rose/Pink Pearl from there too! It was really fun and it was cute!
I have a necklace with a real pearl, the pearl itself costed around $50 alone. (I bought it in America and can’t be bothered to convert) So yeah, pearls are expensive. Edit: sorry if that came off as flexing, I’m just trying to explain how expensive pearls are
Apparently Cleopatra made a bet to see how much she could spend on one meal. She dissolved super expensive pearls with vinegar, and make a cocktail with it, and drank it with her meal to win the bet. This was on NBC news
I actually got one of those before. I don't think they could fake them. The shell was pretty secure. Some of my pearls were elongated too and had the thing in the middle he was talking about but I think it could be from the pearls only being able to roll back and forth in the shell
My little cousin had a pearl themed birthday, her mother order tons of oysters from wish and each girl (there were about ten) left with like 7-15 pearls
@@BonniRaven ok that's honestly super cool, but like,,,, whose idea was it to have a "pearl birthday party" lmao. it's a cool idea but seems so random to me.
Dear Mr Slazo, I know you have some Polish ancestry. Just wanted to say you are one of the few examples of those Slavic genes coming together to create a thing of beauty. I say this because I come from a large polish family and I recently attended a big wedding in Poland and came to the shocking realization that the majority of my male relatives look like Skeletor after an aggressive round of failed chemotherapy. Thank you.
Slazo! If you really want to find out if the pearls are real, bite it. It sounds really weird, but if it's smooth, you got a fake pearl. If you bite it and it feels rough like sandpaper, it's real and you didnt get scammed!
Especially nice if it is a Wish Ad (which the word "Wish" in the video title may attract if Wish.corp has bought the word-link from GooTube). Then Slazo is even getting a little of his money back!
I love breaking open the oysters to get pearls but I never got them off wish and they weren't two dollars but they were tank kept and the place had different coloured sands in the tanks and the pearls took the colour of the sands the oysters would live in.
Fractal Torn I kinda wanted to dislike this comment. All logic said I should have, yet we’re here. The comment has been liked and I feel like I should just commit.
I see those oysters all the time around where I live 😂 The shells are always brittle. They sell them at aquariums with a locket-type necklace so you can put the pearl in it and show it off. They're pretty cool.
Slazo "Find someone who you loves you as much as I love this spider." Also Slazo: "I thought it would be a lot worse, but as a Halloween decoration or something it would be sick, I like it." True love.
Pearls come from clams, not oysters, lols...it's how their body processes sand from food/waste etc. Fun Fact: real pearls will dissolve if left in vinegar.
He lives in Australia. If he wants a giant spider, all he needs to do is go outside and get one
No that makes too much sense
@@snail2426 lmao
I don't think he should be taking advice from JoJo Siwa
I live in Australia it actually does not (ave many bugs
But Australia isn't real
How to get free stuff from wish
1. Buy something
2. Tell support that something is wrong with it
3. Refund
Mr Dank™
Bro, you want a scholarship?
*How to eventually go to jail for credit fraud 😂
You used to be able to do that with amazon and I did it for every order then they implemented a system that prevents it
How I got a free fidget spinner when I was 12.
@@Mat383
fidget spinners were a trend less than 2 years ago. You fucking 14 year old
and then wish has the balls to put an ad on this video
Wish bought his balls on wish
Pearls are an immune-system reaction to an irritating bit of grit the oyster gets stuck in its flesh - is grows some shell-like material around the grit in multiple layers over time. Basically pearls are oyster-pimples (though a bit nicer than human-pimples which at most develop much softer layers of dead white blood cells around the grit-particle).
So yes, you have real pearls, though rather valueless low-quality ones. (And the likely reason they can guarantee the pearls without having opened the oyster is they are what is known as 'cultured pearls' which has nothing to do with the Oyster's manners at tea-parties but rather just means the irritating pieces of grit were deliberately poked into the oyster's flesh by a person several months earlier).
Also, you may have accidentally broken Australia's rather strict organic matter importation quarantines - please dispose of the oyster parts in an incinerator or hand them in at a customs office for bio-disposal, as they could well be carrying the disease that wipes out the Barrier Reef or the entire Australian shellfish industry! (Luckily, the bag looks heat-sealed, so hopefully nothing organic survived that process still alive!). Fairly low risk, though, so don't get stressed - oysters hitch their way around the world on the hulls of cargo ships and in their bilge all the time anyway.
...
Oh, and the magnesium may have got you on a watch list, since it is rather easy to turn into a hot-burn incendiary! :-)
...
Slazo is a real Aussie, finding a spider that size cute.
...
Never used Wish myself, and likely never will, but I do find some of the bigger online dollar stores quite good for stuff you don't care about quality for (working in an art school, we often want cheap stuff we can deliberately break ourselves anyway!). For several years I happily used DealExtreme, but several months ago they changed ownership or something and I quickly learned not to touch them with a very long pole anymore :-( . I'm having a relatively good experience on BangGood now for my supplies of low-cost items of indeterminate quality (as opposed to the high-cost items of indeterminate quality I get from local retailers!).
...
Finally, good luck with the new channel, though promising less of your personality in it, reduces the appeal to me :-/
Viki Ai I was coming down here to make a very similar comment, but thank you - I would not have taken the time to go so in-depth 😂
So basically Wish is a really easy way to break federal regulations by accident
Bro the great barrier reef is practically dead already because our parliament couldn't collectively give less of a shit about it
@@wardedthorn6523 yes. Also you can order very real looking fake money off of wish due to China's counterfeit laws being different than that of the United States.
This comment was not written to be helpful, but rather as "look at how much I learned in my undergraduate major, I'm so knowledgeable! Let me talk more about myself, I think I'm so quirky and interesting!"
smartwatch: $2
_seems legit._
Your dp is low-key legit with your post
Okay i believe you
smartwatch: free
Seem leg
@@MikeAlphaNovember £399 shipping
Well, it is smart relative to the person who thought they could by a smart watch for two bucks!
Fresh water pearls arnt expensive they were probably ‘real’.... freshwater means they open it a little and shove some sand in to irritate the oyster so it makes pearls....they are essentially farmed pearls.they are usually odd shapes and have lines in like you said. natural pearls are ‘real’ expensive pearls that occur themselves in salt water and are much bigger and are rounder in shape and smooth.
Thought you should know 🤣
No, the oyster gets cut near the gonads, which irritates it, just then they put something, like a pearl fragment inside the oyster. The farmed pearls look almost unrecognisable to the real ones, but if you shine a light through the farmed pearls, you can slightly see the pearl fragment that was put inside in the beginning.
@@orange_jam Nice. But lets be honest, pearls look really nice!! I think I got a White or Cream Pearl from Vegas and my Mom got a Rose/Pink Pearl from there too! It was really fun and it was cute!
I have a necklace with a real pearl, the pearl itself costed around $50 alone. (I bought it in America and can’t be bothered to convert) So yeah, pearls are expensive.
Edit: sorry if that came off as flexing, I’m just trying to explain how expensive pearls are
No one asked
@@Jerebee-DS that...was honestly too wholesome for this platform.
_I _*_wish_*_ I didn't buy that_
r/wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Well at least he got a ding ding
vAqeii . I wish i had a social life
Wish saved me 100$ on my divorce papers. Thanks Slazo!
wow what a great investment!
@@nightell4099 I know right!
@Benghazi gaming get your own joke because this is WEAK
@Benghazi gaming I'm glad you can count
Ten outta ten! >:]
I think It’s called Wish because you wish what you got was better or the picture you saw .
Pee
Or worked
Put the pearls in vinegar that way you can see if they're real
Im assuming that if theyre real it dissolves them?
Golden Galaxy Ghost yup
Apparently Cleopatra made a bet to see how much she could spend on one meal. She dissolved super expensive pearls with vinegar, and make a cocktail with it, and drank it with her meal to win the bet. This was on NBC news
big smoke didn’t know you knew stuff about pearls
@@angelamazakas2624 had no idea they had nbc back then
The ladybug was the easily the best part of the video
it's a butterfly
oof
B-but Slazo's beautiful face. :(
2:19 “it’s a rip off, I hate it”
*video cuts
*Pic is now framed on shelf
WHERE IS HE??!! I miss bearger :(
eaten by the spider
He will be replaced by the smol cute peepee
Bearger is adorable.
Slazo is slowly turning into a toy channel?
And slowly getting super popular
Jisung Noticed Me On Vlive Now My Life Is Complete bruh if your profile name is real then you’re a blessed human
ur name !!!
your name is a mess lmao
an adult toy channel
5:30 EPIC prank by the Chinese government there! The good ol' cyanide in the cookie prank! A true classic indeed
Slazo's facial hair is the similar to my chances of finding a girlfriend.
*It's not looking good*
Aye
He needs another sponsored video from Harry's razor before he shaves it.
I really really really like this image...
damn...
thos pearls are probably real, they look like freshwater pearls, you can sell those somewhere for more than you bought them for
I actually got one of those before. I don't think they could fake them. The shell was pretty secure. Some of my pearls were elongated too and had the thing in the middle he was talking about but I think it could be from the pearls only being able to roll back and forth in the shell
You're right! Freshwater pearls are not round like saltwater pearls
They were actually pretty fun to open and they were pretty, with all the different colors. And super cheap. I'm tempted to get more now, lol
My little cousin had a pearl themed birthday, her mother order tons of oysters from wish and each girl (there were about ten) left with like 7-15 pearls
@@BonniRaven ok that's honestly super cool, but like,,,, whose idea was it to have a "pearl birthday party" lmao. it's a cool idea but seems so random to me.
Slazo: wish has very cheap stuff
Also slazo: I spent 25 dollars on a price of paper
Maybe he was a big fan of Michael Fassbender but didn't have a printer and made this video as a massive cover up? Totally possible
Now this is a story all about how
*i made a terrible financial decision*
*Michael Macaroni: Replaces picture of himself with Michael Fassbender*
*Top 10 Anime Betrayals*
Steve En oof
the reason it is just magnesium is that the melting point for it is quite low and it is pretty cool if you look up vidoes of it.
I AINT SEEING BEARGER!!!!!!! BRIIING HIM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airpods=2$
Totally legit iphone=20$
MYSTERY BOX=400$
The little pp is dingding from the michael reaves channel
Yes Papa I saw that too. I’ve always wanted a dingding bless his soul
what
YES I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Ding ding!
Yep that's what I was thinking
Why did you get so much peepee related stuff?
Cuz he gay lol
big gay
To use for when hes lonely ;)
@@water9892 damn you look clean.
So he can test the enlargement gel
You know damn well enlargement cream was *Not* a ‘mock purchase’
We need a review video 😂
What if some guys want to watch slazo use the enlargement cream 😅
@@oooohapenny4707 what makes you think I'm a guy
@@lux0rd01 well, then.... Thats _kinda_ *kinky*
@@oooohapenny4707 Nah just curious
You and EmKay should do a collab. I feel like you guys would make a great duo.
Plot twist - The video is sponsored by Wish
Caught me so off guard 😂
Just like Jacksfilms
I did get a wish ad before it started
Yeah well I got 2 wish ads from here
*_On Wish there's amazing things!_*
Thank you Slazo, RUclipsr, personality, influencer, comedian, Internet, show, funny, Aussie, Australian RUclips, HAHA, jokes, Down under, cheeky, comedic, RUclips, lolz, RUclips! :
Came early, can't wait to try, good size, nice package!
I wasn’t able to watch the video without using my finger to cover up your mustache
Please Dollar Shave Club sponsor this poor man
Petition to get Slazo to replace the picture in the background with the ahaego picture of him
Omg yesyesyes
Zoo wee mama
Sub if ya wanna play Twisted Wizard with me
Yeas
yes
You just don't know it yet but you just purchased Michael Fassbender's soul
Wow this guy sounds like my favourite reddit video man EmKay!! Are you brothers?
HarpoonHyuck emkay says he doesn't know what a slazo is but maybe he's just in denial about having a brother or something idkman
Emkay is the guy in the picture on the shelf
ThEy’rE ThE SaME PerSoN!
@@Echs_D33 I'm glad you capitalized it
Andrew Rannells is literally a god maybe they got into a fight and tried to lose contact but they’re destined to forgive eachother and do a collab
he spent so much money on wish that he couldn't pay for the rest of his camera footage
Slazo: * stands up to show the back of his shirt *
Me: "oh, he put pants on for this clip, good for him"
Ding ding is here!! You should collab with Michael reeves
Yessir
Giotheinventor that would be amazing
Bruh I love me some ding ding
The Michael & Michael show
I didn’t know that they sold Ding ding on wish
Boy i just discovered this golden nugget of a channel and its great
Welcome fren
That ladybug footage was super soothing. TT^TT
Idk who this Slazo guy is but he sounds a lot like EmKay.
Who's that? Eminem?
What is a Slazo?
@@synflwr Drugs are are just bad, mmkay?
I know right!
:hmmm:
"Thank you wish for sponsoring this video"
Imagine he says that at the end.
What kind of low life youtyber would accept a sponship from wish? Not even rice gum would do that
Batman Mr beast
@@The_Wosh that’s why he imagine you Imbred
Of course he loves the spider he's Australian
Yes, such a good little *ECKSDEE* we had together
Hecks dee
ex dee
Dear Mr Slazo, I know you have some Polish ancestry. Just wanted to say you are one of the few examples of those Slavic genes coming together to create a thing of beauty. I say this because I come from a large polish family and I recently attended a big wedding in Poland and came to the shocking realization that the majority of my male relatives look like Skeletor after an aggressive round of failed chemotherapy. Thank you.
Maybe thats just your family
OH MY GOD, THAT POLICE SHIRT... I WORE IT FOR A SCHOOL PLAY XD
Your schools budge is lowww JSJSHDBDBD
Hi
Hi!
Hi
@@Slazo shut up liberal
SaNs
Bye
Waste of money, nah this called INVESTING
I got a wish add on the video
Just saying
Ain't that a coincidence. That Reddit youtuber, emkay also uploaded today.
7:22 DingDing
Thank god someone else knew
My man!
Ayy
This “random guy” is a great actor thank you very much, but also that’s hilarious
Slazo! If you really want to find out if the pearls are real, bite it. It sounds really weird, but if it's smooth, you got a fake pearl. If you bite it and it feels rough like sandpaper, it's real and you didnt get scammed!
Already at 760k, remembering when u where at 5k.
U gone far slazhoe.
Wanna bet you just lied
@@zack8194 I have in fact no proof. Think what you want.
@@DustRaptor the proof is?
@@zack8194 I just said I had none. You decide to trust me or not.
@@DustRaptor I'll believe youuu.. BTW i sped through that so i thought you said you had some xD
he's in Australia what does he need a decorative spider for.
7:17 omfg that reminds me of Michael Reeves.
Mat 383 it’s a ding ding
RUclips buddy
Slazo, yet again...
*breathe in*
yOUR HAIR PHYSICS arE UpsETTiNg
Hes still in beta dont get mad
Spy:its a bucket
Soldier: dear God...
Spy: there more
Soldier: NOoo..
9:56 Slazo: “Who spoons peanut butter?”
Me: *Stares at my brother as he eats 10 spoons of peanut butter*
I didn’t skip the ad so you can get some money back 👍🏼
Livi Madison (oh excuse me I have to be gender neutral) this person is doing their part, what are you doing?
If its demonitised, even if there are ads, the youtuber wont get anything, but the ad revenue goes all to youtube itself
Especially nice if it is a Wish Ad (which the word "Wish" in the video title may attract if Wish.corp has bought the word-link from GooTube). Then Slazo is even getting a little of his money back!
@@bakedpotato_1396 it matters if you skip the ad or not
0:51 that's some clean water right there
7:20 ahh look ding ding got into the video, he killed God (if you get that reference)
@Hasan Sindid YAY SOMEONE KNOW THE LEGENDARY uhh... DRONE OVERLORD
Oh no its you again
@@Katsabian Hi!
@@memegumin hello
Ding ding will bring his army of RUclips Buddies
My English teacher and her family each had a peanut butter jar that they would just eat out of.
All the ads I got on this video was for Wish. Perfect
After 2:21 lightning on his picture got better and he instantly started looking on it better too
Mikołaj Natora fr, if only he could use that lighting on himself instead of just his picture. He’d look so much better
Will Smith can grant you the wishes now
guys
That’s epic
Son Gohan why are you replying to so many comments with that’s epic
Hi Llo because it’s epic
The way ladybugs walk is oddly satisfying
7:17 You got your self a little youtube buddy
Michael reeves's maacot
Michael Reeves!
Its ding ding
Half way through I got a wish ad with a women screaming about how good wish is
Immediately after seeing you payed $27 for a peice of paper I got an ad.
I didn't skip it because I think you deserve the money after that.
I love breaking open the oysters to get pearls but I never got them off wish and they weren't two dollars but they were tank kept and the place had different coloured sands in the tanks and the pearls took the colour of the sands the oysters would live in.
I bet you *_WISH_* you wouldn’t have bought this stuff.
stop it. get some help
This is not a webtoon comment section
Fractal Torn I kinda wanted to dislike this comment. All logic said I should have, yet we’re here. The comment has been liked and I feel like I should just commit.
lebron james I shall.
Dark Mug Are you sure?
“This random guy” yet doesn’t know that he played Steve Jobs in a movie
RugbyRyan’s Reviews Which
So guys, we did it. We wasted a quarter of a million dollars on Wish items.
So guys, we did it. We commented on every single video
I still see you on pretty much every video i watch
His Deltarune remix was orgasmic though.......
I got a wish ad on this
Edit: I got TWO wish ads on this
Edit: I got THREE wish ads
I got zero ads.
@@tsemiu same RUclips red or adblocker?
YT red for me
@@stressd4842 niether. Sometimes I get ads, sometimes I dont. Rarely any on Slazos videos. About 4 on giofilms.
@@tsemiu weird, they're the same person
@@nathanaelmalm5641 god that's old.
I see those oysters all the time around where I live 😂
The shells are always brittle.
They sell them at aquariums with a locket-type necklace so you can put the pearl in it and show it off. They're pretty cool.
🦀 SLAZO 🦀 WASTED 🦀 HIS 🦀 MONEY 🦀
9:15 wait thats illegal
demonetized 100%
He's a cop and cops are big boys and big boys do what they want
not gonna lie he looks kinda hot in that shirt
HeyItsMeDaisy I was thinking the same thing
8:38 That's a mouth guard. I have the same one.
Are you sure that footage isnt a butterfly?
nah a butterfly is effing scary, but this isn't. if anything, its a quokka.
I have the same name cool
Im surprised someone remembered that mistake he made
*I wish for a million spoons!*
Praise Ur god
Are you mom's peanut butter spoon or my peanut butter spoon
But all you'll get is a knife.
Isn't it moronic!
Don't you think!
9:55 -Quietly puts my peanut butter and spoon in a drawer-
Big slaz, *S H A V E*
nOOO
AMS yes
AMS yes
No joke I saw a wish ad before this
Same.
Product placement!
No shit. Ads are catered to content.
Yes, the word 'Wish' in the video title will have skewed the algorithms that way (assuming Wish has bought the word from YouGoo).
I saw an Ad for Orange peelers on this video
Slazo "Find someone who you loves you as much as I love this spider."
Also Slazo: "I thought it would be a lot worse, but as a Halloween decoration or something it would be sick, I like it."
True love.
That's what my boyfriend says about me...
*Got a Wish ad while watching this video*
@@jacksonflynnveitch1502 I saw your comment notification and when I clicked on it the first thing I see is yet another wish ad....😂
While watching this I got a wish ad
Please end my suffering
Lmao Same
Magic Menace same but at the start of the vid
I always get "something" when watching Slazo, but it aint a wish ad. Booooiiiinnnngggg
Pearls come from clams, not oysters, lols...it's how their body processes sand from food/waste etc.
Fun Fact: real pearls will dissolve if left in vinegar.
SLAZO
*_HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING RAILWAY LINES AGAIN?_*
Im not gay,, But
I kinda like watching slazo
gay
@@greg8237 T gay
Gabriel Prado
Havnt seen anyone else USE it
just remember
It's not gay if there's no eye contact
I,,m gay but......................,,....,..........same
I got a wish advert on this video. Cos this is the best video to use to advertise wish
Can someone please make some spider X slazo fanfiction
yyeah but
what geniTals
would a spider have
Damn Slazo looking good with that police shirt!!!!
honestly those little glances of the ladybird sometimes is the only reason I watch slazo
got an ad for wish and in it someone said “my selfie game is lit”
and then i wanted to kermit suicede
*He bought pee pees thats epic*
i'M pRoUd oF tHiS cOmMuNiTy
I’m pretty sure Slazo is my Australian doppelgänger lol
"I'm going to go off my balcony" ok
Omg that's a ding ding
I literally got a wish ad on this video. No joke.
Your laugh is very wholesome (no homo)
You got a RUclips buddy thats cool
RUclips buddy
@@nonumfrancis3109 completely advertiser friendly