You're a nice kid and all, I enjoy your videos and I like your sense of humour. Also, at the risk of sounding gay, you're a fairly good looking guy, so no need to be self-conscious and take this personally. However, that mustache, if it can so be called, makes my heart hurt. You look like you're being haunted by the ghost of a mustache. You look like you're heavily in mustache debt. That mustache defies the properties of physics because it has the force to make me cry but has no mass.
You might find this crazy, but people actually use the term 'member' to refer to the penis in real life. Yes, it'll BLOW your mind (no pun intended!) but this term actually existed long before the internet.
@@loljustice31 sorry *babes* but can I like make a joke without you needing to r/woosh yourself, thank you, next. This is *NOT* how Mafia works. *Sorry Sorry your highness* for using an old and dead meme but since you're being petty, i'm going to be petty too xx
So I went to Wish looking for that penile enlargement cream. They said they're all out of stock because apparently some Australian called Slazo bought all if their stock 🤨
Slaz this is one of the best videos you've ever made! Every segment was hilarious and well put-together. I feel like you're putting more of your own personal flavor into these recent vids. Keep it up!❤
Honestly, ithink since i have started watching your videos about a year ago, their quality and entertainment value has genuinely risen by a lot. Good job mate keep up the amazing work! Ps. Most wholesome mom phone call... Hi mom
Love how you framed the shot so it says "me" and then just has a picture of you, and then the actual, current you. Very nice Edit: oh, it just says me, it's not the end of another word. *Very* nice
Hey there’s this cool RUclipsr called EmKay and I think it would be really cool if you made a collaboration with him!! I’m pretty sure he’s Australian too :)
Aasim I’d rather punch him in his stupid face. You don’t understand how much I hate both him and his acting. Jonah hill too. There’s very few people I hate but those are 2 of them. I didn’t hate zombieland but I still hated him. It woulda been much better with someone else.
Exactly 😆. I'm glad he has a sponsor but it seems like such an odd pairing. They also say the watches are affordable but the cheapest is 150 😅. Pls help, I'm poor
Coming from a watch enthusiast, don't buy vincero. They're just Chinese watches at a high price. If you're gonna buy a watch at that price a Seiko, Citizen, or Bulova (along other brands) would be a good place to start.
1:03 when a soundtrack from an anime you know starts playing and you just have to comment about it because you get hyper as fuck. I love Mob Psycho 100.
@@sashacolley5296 You can get decent stuff off wish, it is a bit of a gamble though. Either a good product at a great deal, or shit that is going to get stuffed in a drawer until you throw it in the trash.
'I don't wanna put Chinese chemicals on my member'
*Gives it a lick*
@Frostech. hi
I just thought for a moment that you meant that Slazo licked his, eh, _shlong_ and not the weird cream.
Jesus Christ I need sleep
Dollar Shave Club, sponsor this lad.
That may well be his diabolical plan!
chng.it/Hy4Dc27QRP
Now i dont need to comment that
hahahahahahah :DDD I agree
@@venuka5230 yethhh
I remember when Slazo was a smol boi in his closet of a room. Aesthetic.
He’s still in the closet
he hasn't come out yet right?
A e s t h e t i c
If I were you, I wouldn’t go near parks, playgrounds or schools before you shave that moustache
WoAh
oh sHIT--
Now in hindsight....
This is prophetic
@@confusedaf1112 ClOwN
With that intro thought for sure today's sponsor was dollar shave club.
Same
Same
Same
Same
emas
You abandoned Bearger....like your cat. What a sociopath.
Slazo is waiting for a Dollar Shave Club sponsorship to do a proper shave.
Very likely
I was about to comment this
But he has been sponsored by them
Bdaly98 indeed
**zooms into banana**
**Shows blood cells**
Yep, that’s how fruits work
vegans are now regretting every choice theyve made
@@KicksPregnantWomen good, their parents have had that inner struggle for years.
MICHAEL KACHOWSKI YOU HAVENT REVIEWED THE PEANUT BUTTER SPOON, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THAT SPOON IS SUITABLE FOR MY PEANUT BUTTER
*Michael Macaroni: Puts Bearger in the video for 10 seconds and throws it away*
*Bearger: Am I joke to you?*
Hi mettaton
TheRealArmandoch06 you mean Mettaton EX
@@antoniodeangelis2464 yeah bro
You're a nice kid and all, I enjoy your videos and I like your sense of humour. Also, at the risk of sounding gay, you're a fairly good looking guy, so no need to be self-conscious and take this personally. However, that mustache, if it can so be called, makes my heart hurt. You look like you're being haunted by the ghost of a mustache. You look like you're heavily in mustache debt. That mustache defies the properties of physics because it has the force to make me cry but has no mass.
Johnny 2 hats Dude say no homo or you’re gay
This comment is amazing. “It has the force to make me cry but has no mass” I love this entire paragraph.
This would make a really good copypasta
He Is going to get a Dollar Shave Club sponsor...
Nah screw that! The most glorious of staches all start as a little sprinkle of dirt on the upper lip! Stay the course!
Thanks for keeping the moustache, Slaz. Way easier to watch your videos without being distracted by primal thoughts.
LOL
Lmfao
That’s not what we meant when we said to shave. Obviously we meant your eyebrows.
what
*isn't, not it
I'm assuming
You forgot hair too.
Strawberrie Fox yeah we wanted him to go for the xxxtransgoogleportation look
Dear god don't encourage him
Wish is like the pizza delivery guy that eats slices of your pizza
Actually I think wish is more like a Mcdonalds sandwich. They are cheap, sloppy, but hey, it probably won't kill you. Not right away at least.
Holy shit delivery persons in America actually eat Pizza???? Even more glad I live in Darwin Australia.
Picket Pants I've never had a McDonald's sandwich, I've only had wraps and burgers and chips and I only drink Fanta when I'm there.
I think it’s more like you order a discounted pizza but they don’t tell you that the pizza is from China and made of cardboard
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki lol u haven't lived lol I like there food but I don't LOVE it lol
Wish: *exists*
Slazo: *_hippity harbage let me buy the garbage_*
Harbage?
@@pjatm_ yikers
@@igorblyat7839 youre cringe
@@pjatm_ wooosh
hippigy happigy would have been better
"I ain't putting the shlong cream on my noodle to get disintegrated by Chinese chemicals"
*Proceeds to taste it*
You don’t need to shave, you just need to wear a turtleneck
#slazzywouldlooksnazzyinaturtleneck
*turtlenecc
Perfect hashtag my friend
I'm sad no videos showed up
Snazzo
He would slay us all in a turtleneck.
no one:
slazo: so YOU'VE PROBABLY SAID THAT I NEED TO SHAVE--
So you're saying no one said nothing, so everybody said something?
That’s the point yes
Why do all these guys desperate for attention pretend to be a girl on youtube
@@ManojKumar-ps5ns or her name could be Samantha dumbass
*vsause music starts playing*
Dude you want that Dollar Shave club sponsor, we get it
Why does the banana have blood cells?
It's probably the cream.
Evolution
Why wouldn't it
_wouldn’t you like to know parsnip boy_
@@angelcake7077 wait is that a reference to that one kid who was like "wouldn't yo like to know weather boy"
Have you heard of emkay he’s stealing your personality and voice
ikr! what a copycat 😒
Can we copy strike that guy
Why isn't the channel taken down yet??
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*bUt GuYs!!!11!1! SlAzO iS eMkAy!,!,!,!!!1 yOu SiLlY gOoSeS*
slazo I used to watch you before you where able to grow facial hair.
So Berger doesn’t speak English
Top 10 anime plot twist
Bearger*
@@LordoftheSties they live to praise the sun.
@@jaxhiggs8682 ESCANOOOOOR
NANI?!?!
He has dubbed bearger with Japanese google translate many times
This is the most original content. Every item had its own sketch. It's like ten videos in one!
Emkay is just a Wish quality Slazo
7:38 slazo was gonna let him lick his hand but relised the camera was rolin
Unpack wish items in one video, actually use them in the next, both vids are over 10 minutes long.
*Outstanding move*
Ichmag Slazo: It’s free real estate
*member*
Every smut fanfic ever
You might find this crazy, but people actually use the term 'member' to refer to the penis in real life. Yes, it'll BLOW your mind (no pun intended!) but this term actually existed long before the internet.
@@loljustice31 sorry *babes* but can I like make a joke without you needing to r/woosh yourself, thank you, next. This is *NOT* how Mafia works. *Sorry Sorry your highness* for using an old and dead meme but since you're being petty, i'm going to be petty too xx
@@loljustice31 ever seen 10 things I hate about you?
Salty flour r/iusereddit
So I went to Wish looking for that penile enlargement cream.
They said they're all out of stock because apparently some Australian called Slazo bought all if their stock 🤨
sure
that's a r/MurderedByWords aand a r/SuicideByWords right there
LukaMasterz r/wooosh
@@rxserved9943 how tho?
LukaMasterz Reddit.com/r/ihavereddit
Michael Macaroni, Michael Adams... Is this some kind of alter egos thing?
Jacksepticeye who? I only know Michael Adams
He's just turning into CaptainSparklez I guess.
@@justaperson4656 Jacksepticeye is jealous of Slazo's alter egos
I like how she didn't even get upset. Lol
Oh and hi mum
I said HI MOM really loud, I hope she heard it
'insert real proud smiley'
Why is the bear burger speaking Japanese when Wish is a Chinese company?
*VOX HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
Medium D Speaks mongrel
*bearger
#slazzywouldlooksnazzyinaturtleneck
Spread the message
*AUSTRALIAN RUclipsR IS RACIST CAUSE HE MADE BORGER SPEAK JAPANESE AND WISH IS CHINESE*
Medium D Speaks Why isn’t beager talking american
Right when they figured out the drone didn't have a camera, I got a Wish add. Lmao.
Lmao I got a wish ad right after the "member" enlargement ad
Ditto.
I got a Spanish Wish ad FOR DRONES right at that point lmao
Slaz this is one of the best videos you've ever made! Every segment was hilarious and well put-together. I feel like you're putting more of your own personal flavor into these recent vids. Keep it up!❤
^^^^
Made with 90% chinesium and 10% evolution powder
c h i n e s i u m
Does Slazo's mum know about his channel? She should appear on it someday
Ye she knows about it
Who's slazo? His name is emkay
Timelapse Paradox oh yeah sorry
Timelapse Paradox no, that’s someone else, this is slazo, emkay is a loser trying to copy slazo
@@TheUltraSonicKid no I think you've got it wrong. If anything, slazo is copying emkay. Can we copystrike slazo?
If my mom got a peanut butter spoon and only said it was just epic I would disown her
If my son got me a peanut butter spoon, I'd want to know how I got a kid I don't remember having!
Viki Ai
Hey dad ya wanna 🅱️eanut butter spoon
Wow did I just create an accidental family reunion
Bro you sound like emkay!
*dATz bECuZ hEs slAZo*
Why do so many people have this profile pic
I’m just waiting for someone to try to wooosh you
griffy search up maximillian mux
No way! Really?!?
Trying garbage items from wish:
{{ AD: " Wish quality shopping for low prices "}}
O.O
Yeah I got a wish ad too lol
The Emu Galaxy
Same
OwO
It weans that you *wish* for good quality shopping
*"QUALITY"*
Slazo: Hey mum would you like a peanut butter spoon?
Slazo's mum: ......the hell's that?
😂😂😂
I actually own the peanut butter spoon.
i have a peanut knife and a butter fork
You should dye your moustache. Idk what color I wanna see though.
Yellow
Electric purple
purple
Rainbow
Idk I'm feeling blue with a green dot in the middle
Honestly, ithink since i have started watching your videos about a year ago, their quality and entertainment value has genuinely risen by a lot. Good job mate keep up the amazing work!
Ps. Most wholesome mom phone call... Hi mom
Thank you Slazo, RUclipsr, personality, influencer, comedian, Internet, show, funny, Aussie, Australian RUclips, HAHA, jokes, Down under, cheeky, comedic, RUclips, lolz, RUclips! :
Came early, can't wait to try, good size, nice package!
Hi Slazos mom. Hope you’re enjoying your spoonfuls of peanut butter.
No one:
Slazo: So yeah.
Slazo: so yeah
Me: ...... yeH
So yeah yeah
@@korea7017 so yeah yeah yeah yeah
Love how you framed the shot so it says "me" and then just has a picture of you, and then the actual, current you. Very nice
Edit: oh, it just says me, it's not the end of another word. *Very* nice
"68 dislikes..."
*I'm sorry Slazo*
the greatest rewards require the hardest sacrifices
-thanos
(did I quote it right?)
Masterjames6403 you probably did
Everyone knows you order from wish expecting extremely high quality.
10/10 would buy all of it... This guy in the video is included? Right? RIGHT?
1:03 "I don't know what I'm writing about, but for the sake of pace I write random things in..."
TheRibbonRed thanks
truly a god
Hey there’s this cool RUclipsr called EmKay and I think it would be really cool if you made a collaboration with him!! I’m pretty sure he’s Australian too :)
😂😂😂
Wait they’re not the same person?? 😑
@@rodlylouis3397 no they aren't
Just Another Cuber i was making a joke lmao they are the same person
@@rodlylouis3397 no they aren't, they are different people
Slazo got that Michael Cera mustache
JJ I hate Michael Cera. -.-
@@trindalas You should see Scott Pilgrim, his best movie
Aasim I’d rather punch him in his stupid face. You don’t understand how much I hate both him and his acting. Jonah hill too. There’s very few people I hate but those are 2 of them. I didn’t hate zombieland but I still hated him. It woulda been much better with someone else.
@@trindalas Michael Cera isn't in Zombieland. You must be confusing him with Jesse Eisenberg
Aasim yea I hate him too. I do get the 2 confused often for sure. Mostly just because of how much I hate both and I don’t watch them.
slazo gots the 18 inch sword now
Slazo: My parents are very religious.
9:00
Me: ...
1955: I bet we will have flying cars in the future!
2019: *_People question if bananas are fruits..._*
9:15
Slazo- WaNT A peaNut BUtTeR sPOon
His Mom- OKAY
Mum* because he's Australian
am disappointed. no dollar shave club ad? 0/10
7:23
me to me: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't--
me: *michAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELLFFFFFF*
ouch I’m not even involved in that fandom and it _still hurts_
@@angelcake7077 lmao me either
I don't get it help
Hi slazos *mum* you better like your peanut butter spoon
or ELSE
*mum
Put bearger next to your play button
it's a borger
Better yet, put bearger in front of the play button. that silver shit don't matter
@@Will-zs9ny thank you kind sir
@@yvngxshady is it?
“Buying a Bag of Garbage on Wish”
,🥐
Yes
At least the content is real 👌
Daniel Sambar you’re everywhere
1) thought the sponsor was Dollar shave club
2) SLAZ. MICHAEL. SHAVE THE MUSTACHE. just
michael
Is anyone gonna show even the slightest bit of respect for that drone sacrificing his life for the video? I salute this man
f
f
f
Did you seriously just assume the drone's gender?? C'mon now, it's 2019...you should know better by now!
@Aubree Danielle oh shit tumblrs gonna kill me!
Wish is just the mobile Dollar Store
Christopher Moon you’re not wrong
Chara
I love your editing in this and I can tell you're having a lot more fun with your channel!! I look forward to more videos like this!
I like that wish has the balls to show me a wish add before this video
That landscape photo you took looks like a photo taken from the ISS
Uncle Charlie you know I never wanted those Wonder Woman Underoos
What demographic is watching your videos and buying Vincenzo watches ?
One can hope
lmao the dude from Vincenzo's Marketing has 200IQ
I can't even read a watch
Exactly 😆. I'm glad he has a sponsor but it seems like such an odd pairing. They also say the watches are affordable but the cheapest is 150 😅.
Pls help, I'm poor
@@nunpho 150 is pretty much the cheapest you can go for a watch
Hello, Cowboy British Man!
He's Australian
Cowboy British
@@FooFooANIMATIONS That's what Australia's are: Cowboy British People
@@mr.tiddles556 Yep. That's what an Australian is.
ClickTypeClick face palm 🤦♂️
Slazo says vincero watches are cheap video : 150$
For a good watch that is pretty cheap
it's actually cheap unless you are homeless
@@designerdick4370 yeah.. But they are just rebranded Chinese alibaba 5€ watches
@@lorenzostella834 yeah I'd rather buy a Seiko for $150
Coming from a watch enthusiast, don't buy vincero. They're just Chinese watches at a high price. If you're gonna buy a watch at that price a Seiko, Citizen, or Bulova (along other brands) would be a good place to start.
Love these skits man, keep it up!
When you called your mom you could hear her slowly getting more and more disappointed in you
1:38 affordable watches
Me: sees price in top right corner.
Tigress de tijger you can probably buy the exact same watch for like €10 on wish
@@Axel-nr9px exactly 😂
That's pretty cheap tho?
M Sumanasekara 140 dollars is a lot of money
Tigress de tijger are you agreeing with hitler wtf
the fact you can hear Mob Psycho 100 soundtrack 1:03
XD
The beargur is reigen shishou-
Fuckin yes mate, I love my anime to the grave. Also Shigeo is precious
I love the theatrical videos! This channel has really found a special place. Great work Slazo and keep it up.
I swear to god, this os one of the best fan bases I've seen... how?
Small
Slazo should start wearing green shirts because he’s looking like the god himself with that hair and mustache
Don't forget the misfits shirt
He’s evolving
@@Samus7000 lol
Zoinks!
he looking like a mighty fine dollotron
Liked for the peanut butter spoon.
Bro I wanna see slazo with a full beard. He would look like a manly boi.
Nah he's much cuter when he's shaved
I would guess that what we saw at the beginning of the video is as far as it goes... Most blondes have crap facial hair.
Slazo looks good with the mustache tbh I think if it was fuller it would look even batter. Apparently the only people that agree are slazo and me lmao
Love the "misfits" shirt. Definitely fits the personality present in the drone launching section.
Hello Slazo's mom! Hope you're having a wonderful day!
Michael,
Please never say member again.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Aaron Jones nice junji profile pic
micheal writes wattpad fan fictions confirmed by that one word
Slazo needs to shave
All of his hair off of his head
no!
Yes!
Eww... 😂
Slazo will become *rare* swear Idubbbz.
Mate Product *rare swear
"18 inches wasn't enough"... Damn, Slazo packing heat!
1:03 when a soundtrack from an anime you know starts playing and you just have to comment about it because you get hyper as fuck. I love Mob Psycho 100.
okay that’s e🅱️ic
now this is a d🅱️ed m🅱️e🅱️e
Hello, mama Macaroni! Lots of love for you and the other Macaronis
LMAO classic Slazo! Also Hi Slazo's Mum!! Hope you're enjoying your peanut butter spoon!
He really had to think about if banana was a fruit😂😂
I got a wish ad before this video
Same, wish cyber Monday deal lmao
3:00 aw, Slazo's boyfriend is cute
Your Local Bean UwU I know right
Your Local Bean UwU that’s Slaz 1
How do you know it's his boyfriend lmao
@@alexandrasha71 Ikr.
@@bigpondpond9965 how do you know? He's literally never said that he was....
I bet he is waiting for the dollar shave club sponsor so he can shave.
YOU GOT A MISFITS SHIRT! Presumably the podcast.
Slazo to collab with the misfits?
Wish is literally a dollar store app
Joshua Barber but the quality is worse
Joshua Barber you’re not wrong
@@sashacolley5296 You can get decent stuff off wish, it is a bit of a gamble though. Either a good product at a great deal, or shit that is going to get stuffed in a drawer until you throw it in the trash.
Yeah, he def didnt already say that in the video youre commenting on.
Mike N I didn’t even watch the video, I just commented lol
With your moustache you look like an 80’s real estate agent
Please dust your shelves. You're giving me an allergy attack all the way in America.
This nigga's watching in 800K
Bring some wax to remove that 14yo mustache.
We still love you ♥
Slazo squeezes milk out of crappy products