That awful Fifty Shades of Black parody movie that's being made ... if they really wanted to make fun of this movie, should have made it into a slasher movie like the Double Toasted crew are presenting Grey as >: )
well first the lead woman would be a Victoria Secret model , second there would be a crazy big explosion or a crazy car chase and third a lot of bad racial and sexiest jokes for good measure
korey Christian grey character in the book is just the way he act and if you read the books you will understand and the second and the third book is much better
I know this is completely irrelevant to the review, but why on earth would you pay money to watch Fifty Shades of Grey in a public theater? Isn't the whole appeal of FSOG ( or at least a considerable percent of it ) is it's arousing to women? Doesn't that seem a lil uncomfortable, being in a room full of people you know are probably equally aroused and would like to 'solve their situation' if not for...well...other people being in the room? Plus, a considerable amount of people who went to watch the movie already read the book, so they *know* that some heavy scenes are coming. I don't know how heavy considering I haven't watched the movie or read the book, but if it's heavy enough for anyone to contemplate putting plastic over theater seats to prevent the juices from flowing, it must be pretty fucking heavy. I could understand if you went to watch it with friends or something, but maybe it's because I'm a man, and what goes with women don't go with men as easily. Hell, it's uncomfortable for one of us to piss next to each other in urinals.
I watched it because unlike a lot of guys, I actually read the book. Secondly, I watched to see the ridiculous shit in the book brought to life. I watched it more for comedy than anything else.
korey you can say all you want about the movie you and martin the movie make OVER FIVE HUNDRED MILLIONS DOLLARS WORLD WIDE and the second and the third book is going to make more the movie end that way because it have more to come and it is have it following, the same thing you all say about twilight and see how much it make the writer. director actors and producer is laughing all the way to the bank
oh please martin and korey the movie was not that BAD and that is how the first book end that she leave him read the books and I just remember it is not comic book
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1:26 Easily the best part of the review.
In the Cinema Snob, go watch Secretary.
That awful Fifty Shades of Black parody movie that's being made ... if they really wanted to make fun of this movie, should have made it into a slasher movie like the Double Toasted crew are presenting Grey as >: )
I wonder how this movie would have turned out if Michael Bay had directed it?
The one time I pray for Michael Bay.
well first the lead woman would be a Victoria Secret model , second there would be a crazy big explosion or a crazy car chase and third a lot of bad racial and sexiest jokes for good measure
That would have been more interesting.
It would have been at least laughably bad instead of unwatchable. Because even Michael bays terrible movies are at least watchable
Ethan Nilsson The orgasms would have been... "explosive".
I would like to make a public apology to Strange Magic.
korey Christian grey character in the book is just the way he act and if you read the books you will understand and the second and the third book is much better
Yeah, book grey is kind of worse in every imaginable way.
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I know this is completely irrelevant to the review, but why on earth would you pay money to watch Fifty Shades of Grey in a public theater? Isn't the whole appeal of FSOG ( or at least a considerable percent of it ) is it's arousing to women? Doesn't that seem a lil uncomfortable, being in a room full of people you know are probably equally aroused and would like to 'solve their situation' if not for...well...other people being in the room? Plus, a considerable amount of people who went to watch the movie already read the book, so they *know* that some heavy scenes are coming. I don't know how heavy considering I haven't watched the movie or read the book, but if it's heavy enough for anyone to contemplate putting plastic over theater seats to prevent the juices from flowing, it must be pretty fucking heavy.
I could understand if you went to watch it with friends or something, but maybe it's because I'm a man, and what goes with women don't go with men as easily. Hell, it's uncomfortable for one of us to piss next to each other in urinals.
I watched it because unlike a lot of guys, I actually read the book.
Secondly, I watched to see the ridiculous shit in the book brought to life. I watched it more for comedy than anything else.
50 Shades Of Hate I Call It I Hate This Fuckin Movie
korey you can say all you want about the movie you and martin the movie make OVER FIVE HUNDRED MILLIONS DOLLARS WORLD WIDE and the second and the third book is going to make more the movie end that way because it have more to come and it is have it following, the same thing you all say about twilight and see how much it make the writer. director actors and producer is laughing all the way to the bank
Why did you pick a cat pic?
Vampwatch1462 because i love pussy, that's why
Ok?
I don't even have Google +. Why am I getting all these things? Did you automatically make one with my email?
No. It added my friends from Facebook for some reason.
Vampwatch1462 GOOGLE+ SUCKS
oh please martin and korey the movie was not that BAD and that is how the first book end that she leave him read the books and I just remember it is not comic book