Jennifer Lawrence Cannot Handle Jack Whitehall's Poop Story | The Graham Norton Show
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I love that there's actually absolute silence from Jennifer Lawrence because she can't breathe
She snorted! I don’t know who was funnier. Jennifer or the dude telling the story. The accent made the story seem more refined. But completely hilarious.
1:11- McAvoy wiping Jlaw's tears away and cupping his hand under her chin surprised me! Quite intimate looking! Didn't notice the first time I saw this on air because the story had me in stitches.
@@chelseaoverton1139 It's normal... They've been a part from the same cast, spent many hours together on set.
i love that her career screeched to an absolute silence following weinstein's imprisonment
@@dimunyu9035 she also purposely took a career break, she said it herself
this must be the most funniest embarrassing moments I've ever heard lmao
Jack narrating it makes it soo much funnier
watch the greg davies story that one had me DEAD
his confidence telling the story makes it way less embarrassing and even more funny. lmao
It's also the oldest toilet joke in history. I think the first person to ever flush was the first one to tell that story but this is by far the best delivery I've ever heard. By far.
It's a good story but to be fair, I've heard dozens of different versions of this. It probably has happened somewhere, though, which makes a beautiful true story.
*I love how the volume of his voice gradually increases as he was reaching the climax of the poop story*
The thing is, he did that so well. By starting off softly and building up his voice, he's building up the punchline as he's talking. A sign of a properly good comedian.
Thats how climaxes work to be honest
that's how you know he's a great story teller
That's how everyone should speak when telling a story, that's basic knowledge
Good story teller
Each line he used was a masterpiece😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha that's why he is a comedian
& i'm wondering i got 2k likes whao🔥
@@akshaykothawade you mean 4k
@@djamelmezeghrane1342 yeah..now.. yes😄
@@akshaykothawade next month we will talk about the 6k 🤣
“I needed to drop the kids off at the pool” 😂😂😂😂
That's funny we say that also in french
@@Nicotine46 Waw I'm French and I never heard it. What is it in French? Lacher les gamins à la piscine? Larguer les enfants?
@@xahal Déposer les enfants à la piscine.
Or take the Browns to the Superbowl.... American Football reference
Techies have so many references for this... "I gotta log a call" or "I need to crimp a cable".
"I pointed at my Poo" is the best sentence I've heard all week
Y this story is on Internet for quite some time now...
Uso so many likes 😂
Malo Su'a 🤣😭
..poor Winnie the Poo :/
You obviously don’t live with a toddler 🥴
I love how Jack felt it necessary to confide with James about the number of times he tried to flush
He’s a master comedian. It’s not always what you’re saying but how you say it that makes it funny. The “James” at the end is the bit
I’m just going to put thumbs up where people already say the things I was thinking.
It was an important detail for what was to come next
@@TomTheGamer913 Everyone knows this, cap.
‘I invited him into the toilet to say goodbye to my sh*t’ 😂
You can never tell in this show whether the videos are old or new.
That's because Graham does not age, he is timeless
Right I thought it was new but James looks skinner there than he does now and Jennifer’s hair isn’t that blonde anymore
@@Jo-chilin I think this is a repost. I've actually seen this before some months ago.
Rip English
@@Jo-chilin They repost old clips of celebrities who will be back on the sofa. It says in the description that Jack will be back next week.
Proof that you can make a godlike joke out of every stupid situation if you've the right words for it
I'll be honest, though. That would be pretty funny regardless of what word you used. Mr Bean could pull that gag off without any words.
@@Poo0fi Dude, that wud be so funny! lol
Gojira fan?
He found it online. It's an old joke that's been told in Finland for decades. In that version it's on a Swedish cruise ship. Cruising to Sweden or Estonia and getting drunk is a popular activity in Finland.
Disrespectful to god!
James is hilarious: “Is it weird that you’ve got a box of tissue right beside your computer”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boys boys boys
😭😭
Best line in the whole piece.
Lmao think we all know what it's for
Jennifer Lawrence snorting while laughing, is what makes her such a genuine and loveable person.
So pure haha. Makes it ten times funnier
i know right!
"Weird thing, you've got a box of tissues right besides your computer"
This will become a top comment soon
Welcome to my home :v
He can't lie down on the bed to do it like everyone else does?
🤔😏😏😏
I'm working on it. Creating multiple accounts to upvote it multiple times.
Best part about this is jennifer holding her nose so she doesn't oink
It’s called a snort lad
@@Mason-vv4qy snort of what?
@@Mason-vv4qy I prefer oink
Oink 😂😂😂
Aryaman Paul Who snorts weed though?
0:08 I have no idea why that "ok" is so funny
thanks for the time stamp I've been replying that for probably the last 2 minutes
Cause you know what an embarrassing and excellent joke is coming :)
sounds like that "oh okay" meme lmao
Graham is a natural born television talk show host. He's funny, and he gets his guest to completely open up... unlike most of our U.S. TV show hosts. His guests also tend to be really funny.
He's honestly one of the best. I love him and Conan O'Brien. I'm from the US and I dislike most of our people here.... I hate how Jimmy Fallon constantly interrupts his guests to talk over them. He could learn some things from Graham.
@@PowerDiva Yeah... Fallon is an annoying hack. I'll never figure out how he got his own talk show.
And he doesn't fake laugh every 5 seconds.
So true
@@PowerDiva I feel like I'm just watching Graham again when I see clips with Conan in it. Not necessarily being the same style, but the one major thing they share in common is relaxation. They give their guests room to breathe and be relaxed themselves. They'll also jump in with funny anecdotes at the right times, and rarely overstay their welcome.
‘I made her lactate’ flys under the radar! 😂
They were discussing pranks before that. Jennifer was telling them about texting her X-Men costars where she asked them if they lactate.
If James ever touched my face I would keep crying tbh
Um James touching her face is so adorable & the “can we fly in a tissue for this young woman” phewwww
Wait, isn't that rude?
@James 😝 and @lok yin willaim chin copied some girl named rania comment, i dont get why people steal comments... its literally word for word that the person stole
"C'MON LETS GIVE IT A MOMENT AND SEND LOVE! FLUSH! RULE BRITANNIA"... i'm sobbing
mishimihendrix no he says let’s give it a proper send off
@Neo-Con Atheist hahahahahahaa
@Neo-Con Atheist The way that I wheezed with this comment LOL!
Not quite right. He didn't say that :)
Code Geass?
"Come on let's give him a proper send off *flush* rule britannia -" 😂😂😂 I'm a dying.
1:11- McAvoy wiping Jlaw's tears away and cupping his hand under her chin surprised me! Quite intimate looking! Didn't notice the first time I saw this on air because the story had me in stitches.
The way she snorted 😂
Lol right! Just like when she was snorting coke banging ole Weinstein for movie roles.
@@drsta804 way to make it wierd
@@drsta804 Did she snort coke off weinsteins wiener?
She snorted Harvey load too and with glee.
@@pcangeldust No clue. It wouldn't surprise me though.
Um James touching her face is so adorable & the “can we fly in a tissue for this young woman” phewwww
Such a gentleman
A gentleman
@Maxi Delevingne honestly, from this clip, he doesn't look interested in her in that way
@Slinky TV More like incel spotted hahahaha.
Slinky TV the irony of your comment
Can't stop laughing about this! Just imagine it from the waiter's perspektive.
It's *perspective* good sir
@@freakishmish7460 let the poor person live their Mortal Kombat fantasy
@@prof-eon Hahahahaha
I wish we could get _his_ side of the story! 😆
He was probably like “yeah I know how it’s done”
The Britishness makes it even better.
Jennifer’s got a lovely pair of eyes
And a pair of 'those'
There so big
John O'brien 😂😂😂 it’s called a push up bra. 😂😂😂
Still can't believe Harvey got to hit that....damn!
Yes eyes ofcourse
Did anyone notice how James sweetly touch Jennifer’s chin? That’s adorable!!
She was totally giving the eyes lol
@Stevie P which part
They are friendship goals😩
1:11
@Stevie P YOU COPY-PASTED pornstar's COMMENT \/\/\/
pOrnstar 1 year ago
Best part about this is jennifer holding her nose so she doesn't oink
I love how Jack says: "I went to use the facilities, but I don't want to go into much detail", he thinks about it for a sec... and then says the most hilarious and most graphic way of describing taking a poop ever. "I dropped the kids off at the pool". God, I was on the floor laughing! I showed it to my family and my dad laughed for a full-on attack of contagious laughter for like 15 minutes straight. It was epic. An amazing little bit of immense storytelling.
Wow so jealous. Would love to show this to my parents as well but we've got a little ... language barrier there as well
I love that Jennifer knew the punchline before Jack was finished.
"Is it weird that you've got a box of tissues beside your computer ?" - James Mc Avoy
*wheeze*
Hahahah! Nice one :P
No matter how many times I’ve listened to this story, it still cracks me up
The first time I heard the joke told by a different person was better, though. I guess the first time you hear a joke is always the best time.
@@jattikuukunen It's his story, not just a joke though. He's not that great of an actor to portray embarrassment so effortlessly.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 nah, the joke is probably older than him.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 this joke is at least 15 years old. Zadornov had it in his stand up back in the 00’s.
The way James put his attention towards Jack while he was talking and when he touched Jennifer's cheek... James is such a sympathetic person👍
The way Jack's eyes light up and the mischievous smile when he realises what Graham is getting at in the beginning. Melts my heart.
We should hear what the Spanish guy has to say about it.
another day in the office
Sangriento británico mostrando la mierda
@@itz_toca_mimi 😂😂😂😂
Speaking as a sarcastic Spanish person, if I didn't speak English I'd just say "a que la cadena es una maravilla" 😂
“Bien. 🙄”
The way he told the incident made it 10 times funnier. Jennifer appreciates good humour.
That was funny! i like it how he said it
@@prasithoudomvilay8454 i don't even remember writing this comment
Idk what was funnier Jacks story or Jen snorting and losing it at said story
no matter how many times i watched it i laughed hysterically!
"Rule Britannia" and the salute get me every time
“Can we fly in a tissue for this young woman” is my favorite
How is Jack’s execution of everything so spot on? I always find myself crying of laughter with so many of his shows.
Jennifer Lawrence is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!!
Nothing compared to the deaf school story 😂😂😂
I started going "Oh God not this! Not this aswell! O Jesus!" So I cleaned myself up and pulled my mothers pants back up
-Greg Davies, 2016
LEE YEREX that was the best poo story ever
This is waay more realistic
Here it is if any of you haven't seen it yet: ruclips.net/video/R_Dkz9q4Hn4/видео.html
The way it was narrated made the story
Did Jack just crack a joke about Jennifer Lawrence Lactating???
LOL even the subs say "I made her lactate", but my guess is he said something completely different and it just sounds like that, because that joke doesn't even make sense.
@@soscobra I've never seen The Bodyguard but I'm guessing there was no lactation scene in it. Definitely sounds like I made her lactate though.
It's weird also how, if he DID say that, no one else reacted but the crowd.
@@soscobra He did say "I made her lactate". There was a joke about that between the cast of X-Men IIRC that was mentioned earlier in the episode. That's why he said it.
Its a reference to an earlier joke on the same episode of the show
British shows are so much funnier and real than most of the American hosting shows
his story is an old joke tbh. having said that, british comedy chat shows usually let the guests drink booze, which makes for better stories.
What about Chinese hosting shows? Or Indian hosting shows? Or Canadian hosting shows? Or Russian hosting shows? Isn't it weird that people are so obsessed about America that they use the US as the world wide standard for EVERYTHING?!!!
@@cocokai9661 do you understand Chinese, Indian, and Russisn ?
@@philkeh Yes. And you can use the translation apt if you don't. So what's your point.
@@philkeh there's not language called Indian but yeah I get your point
If James ever touched my face I would keep crying tbh
same sis
Komand dierdeww still crying, just for a slightly different reason.
I was thrown by this. So tender the joke was in the background to me
@@nostop7794 lmao
rania this
Jack Whitehall must live a crazy life with these stories he tells
SKILZ 8 I reckon he makes them up
@@richtexas4431 i reckon he reckons them up
@@richtexas4431 Its a classic old story he stole.
@Bonk The Pocket Nah, he stole the joke
Rich Texas I reckon reckon up them reckon
This gave me one of the biggest laughs I’ve ever had in a while now. Thank you for this! XD
Anyone in the world snorting when laughing : weird and unwelcome
Jennifer Lawrence snorts: cute, she’s so adorable
Oka, that was hysterical, only made better by JL’s snort!!!
I cracked die laughing in the middle of the night 😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄. He's hilarious !
Let's not overlook Graham's witty comeback, when James points out that he keeps a box of tissues near his computer:
'Welcome to my home!'🤣
James being so sweet to Jennifer made me melt. Love seeing how good friends they are
Still one of the greatest stories from Graham Norton
The British ones are always funnier on this show 😂
Only with this show do I see such an obsession with comparing nationalities. I'm not so petty, I just enjoy the show.
I've seen him do this bit so many times, and it always gets a laugh out of me 😂
"HOW WEIRD DID I LOOK?!" :-)
He’s singing “Rule Britannia” as he flushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant rn 😭😭😭
James trying to keep it together 0:36 is my favourite 😂
BMarchesa O I know me too!
I have watched this a billion times and every single time I have choked on my laughter. Funniest embarrassing story ever!!!
A funny story still gets even so much better when you see a likeable person getting a laughing fit about it.
james is so freaking sweet for asking tissue for jenn! i love him
1:00 "I pointed at my poo!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i forgot the title of this video and I came here by searching "pointed at my poo"
This is my favorite talk show ever. Never fails to make me laugh
Pretty you girl 🙂 I see you have had a channel. Why you stopped?
I love McAvoy's and Lawrence's friendship!
It must have been tough for McAvoy though that day 👀
stypayhorlikson 3000 he was married and very in love with his wife here so I imagine not
IShipBullshit I mean, a married man doesn’t just stop being attracted to other women
@@SoAmazinglyCrafty1 Oh yea the second the ring goes on that finger, the man is no longer attracted to any other female ... 😏
I watched this clip like thousands of times already, it cracks me every single time
They have such an adorable friendship.
I love James mcavoy so much, you can just tell he’s a stand up human. What a man
She even laughs and giggles perfect 😂
Someone telling a funny story
Jennifer Lawrence: Pig snorting sound effect initiated
Can we just now James mcavoy calling Jennifer Lawrence a young women, making my day what a gent
It’s so cute how James comfort her 🥺
I love that you can hear Jen quietly say sorry, as the start of a sentence, then James just cracks a joke and draws attention away like nah it's fine shh
almost a year since I've seen this clip, and it still makes me laugh.
I heard this story in 1991... One of my favorite stories to tell at a party for years.
He told the story with such eloquence, pace and delivery haha wow
Man I'm crying from laughter, he sure knows how to tell a story
The crust of this situation, its deep meaning, its touch can only be felt if you had been in same once in your life😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Oh god I've been laughing at this for far tooo loong xD Jen dying of laughter back there makes it that much more funny.
No one like Jack Whitehall,he's just awesome 😂
?
Never heard of him
He was hysterical in FRESH MEAT but his stand-up is weak.
@@c.l.1820 he is a British comedian
@@RolandDeschain1 loved him in travelling with my father
James plays it very cool when she asks him for a tissue. Casually checks his inside pocket knowing well that he doesn’t have a tissue in there just so that Jennifer sees him at least try.... legend
Ikr lmao u know damn well he didnt have one but he cheks
Bellísima y carismática Jennifer Lawrence, nunca cambies la sencillez de tu agradable persona, saludos!!
Have no idea how many times I rewatch this part. Just delightful (lol kinda irony with the story) 🤣
1:11 awwww... that moment! McAvoy is just so sweet and such a gentleman. ♡♡♡
Oh. a classic by now :D
I gotta say, Jacks story had me laughing in tears also 🤣
Funniest sh*t I heard in years.
There is no better talk show on telivision for lifting your spirits! It's great to see how Graham has shifted his focus from viciously attacking people to poking a little fun at them and promoting acceptance. He always gets the best out of his guests!
What do you mean viciously attacking people?
@@Ami_Mehta Check out some of his earliest episodes.
The way jack told the story was the reason she almost died laughing it was top notch
I was basically crying from laughter in this story
I truly love Jack!!! And his Dad!!
This is the 4th time I've watched this, and "Rulle, Britannia" breaks me up every time. Also, I love watching Jennifer Lawrence lose it with laughter. I love her.
Yessss. ...Graham is backkk 😍😍😍
That was a brilliant stand up comic act right there
The quality of graham's videos are amazing. Can never tell if it's an older video or not
I wish I sit through this show more. All these clips look like it's really a great talk show.
The “welcome to my home” comment is very fitting right now. Lol.
God her and James are perfect
this story will never get old
Tears not the only things spilling
I was the waiter and I spent all my savings to learn english because that moment was ........an inflection point on my life!
That dress damn still can't get over it! ❤