ASMR | Breaking into Your House

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 63

  • @poetess-troubadour
    @poetess-troubadour Год назад +92

    This man broke into my house and robbed me of my stress, anxiety, headache and insomnia. That's what I call a perfect crime. Thank you, Jay.

  • @Vivimizzi
    @Vivimizzi Год назад +39

    Did we just bond and become friends over a flashlight? You always surprise me with new “tricks” up your sleeve! I literally saw the title and laughed immediately. The way you tell this story is so simple yet effective. Especially character development at the end where you gave up your favorite flashlight and the character had a breakthrough. It’s so good! It would be cool to see the outcome if this new character came back and it’s after he went to college and our characters “run” into each other. It just sets up more possibilities!

  • @heathermkdg
    @heathermkdg Год назад +20

    I was not expecting a comedy but this was hilarious. The boop with the flashlight 😂. So creative!! And J, you'd be a great teacher. 😁

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 Год назад +2

      He actually reminds me of one teacher I had- who was also my favorite teacher as an adult.

  • @number2246
    @number2246 Год назад +5

    your roleplay in this is actually amazing, fantastic job :)

  • @waltersmom4629
    @waltersmom4629 Год назад +10

    Perfect timing for this because a cat broke into our apartment last night and stole some food

  • @snowyowl312
    @snowyowl312 Год назад +9

    Burglar Jay save my night because anxiety is coming through and thank you keeping company for the night 🌙 💤

  • @bellafarfalla7268
    @bellafarfalla7268 Год назад +1

    The phone conversations in the middle though. Are we really bonding over a flashlight? Oh lumens....ok I can't stop laughing. Bonding with the burglar. Shut up, we're having a conversation 😂😂😂😂

  • @aeong_bread
    @aeong_bread Год назад +20

    you turned one of my worst fears into a relaxing experience. how do you do it LOL

    • @TalentedTiger
      @TalentedTiger Год назад +2

      I thought this was going to make me feel more scared. Same. 😁🖤

  • @WestLakeAngel
    @WestLakeAngel Год назад +7

    This is adorable, and I can’t believe how much you had me laughing!

  • @reesestark2755
    @reesestark2755 Год назад +1

    The phone calls shall always be my favorite part of these videos:)

  • @Caressa_with_an_E
    @Caressa_with_an_E Год назад +6

    I think J's partner might be that bro who kidnapped us a while back 😆

  • @ryejames3687
    @ryejames3687 Год назад +5

    So basically you've just confirmed your location on Saturday, let's hope we've forgiven you by then and not informed the police 😁. I really didn't know what to expect when I first read the title, but I have to say... this was a witty treat, there's something very comforting about this bungling burglar, you kinda just wanna warm to him, lol. And YES, I'm here for the large flashlight triggers. 🔦 👍

  • @thunderbirdress330
    @thunderbirdress330 Год назад +1

    This is so original, I love it!!

  • @aliviawolf2192
    @aliviawolf2192 Год назад +1

    I came here for tingles and left with tingles and butterflies in my stomach😭

  • @whizzasmr5143
    @whizzasmr5143 Год назад +9

    Normally if there is an intruder in your home, you run and call the police, not make friends with them 😂 but as it's you Jeremiah, I will let you off lol
    Awesome roleplay, I love your creativity and the fact that you really prepare for these to make them the best they can be for the audience 😊

    • @ultravioletpisces3666
      @ultravioletpisces3666 Год назад

      My fantasy is that I keep inviting him over for dinner and like, giving him expensive stuff when he leaves- like here this is worth a lot, take these… here’s some cash… see you next week for supper!
      I just rob myself for him. I start buying things with good resale value just to give him. 😂😂😂

  • @matteofrance
    @matteofrance Год назад +2

    I love this video with all my heart

  • @VirtuousPraiseworthy
    @VirtuousPraiseworthy Год назад +2

    Shivers! Awesome!

  • @nobodysgirl7972
    @nobodysgirl7972 Год назад

    I love the way you made this turn around.

  • @jenniferlynnschlomer8387
    @jenniferlynnschlomer8387 Год назад +1

    You're so funny J. Good snd clever idea. 👍 😄

  • @TheCMranch1
    @TheCMranch1 Год назад +1

    Harbor freight has a 588 lumen flashlight that’s about half that size and includes batteries for $8 rn

  • @ultravioletpisces3666
    @ultravioletpisces3666 Год назад

    First time in history that a burglar gets invited back!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @10101liOfficial
    @10101liOfficial Год назад +2

    12:18 Where did you buy that lamp? Is it available on Amazon?

  • @naturalkimaASMR
    @naturalkimaASMR Год назад +4

    ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

  • @lemonyellow-akagiraffe.4856
    @lemonyellow-akagiraffe.4856 Год назад +6

    Did I just get comforted by a burglar? 😂

  • @KittyLH1998
    @KittyLH1998 Год назад

    "Take the geode to help pay for your text books." It's not stealing if I'm giving it to you ;)

  • @SangoPearl_
    @SangoPearl_ Год назад +3

    I LOVE YOURS ASMR❤🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  • @lordfriar8736
    @lordfriar8736 Год назад +1

    Ohh.. Jeremiah... this is so close to counting as a "bro" video, very funny endeavor with great tingles (shushing is so soothing). See you on Twitch!❤

  • @brandonlevesque9887
    @brandonlevesque9887 Год назад

    This was so pleasant

  • @ultravioletpisces3666
    @ultravioletpisces3666 Год назад

    How about a convo between this guy and the school principal lol

  • @dustiemarzullo
    @dustiemarzullo Год назад +1

    Him : nobody has iPods anymore
    Me : who is watching this on an iPod 😑😑

  • @rangiwaereatautetaylor7734
    @rangiwaereatautetaylor7734 Год назад +1

    😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Sarah_270
    @Sarah_270 8 месяцев назад

    I laughed so much at this xxxx

  • @ultravioletpisces3666
    @ultravioletpisces3666 Год назад

    I wonder if this “friend” was the “acquaintance” who’s house you went to for computer games. And you just left this part of your past out of the bedtime dad convo with your kid. 😂😂😂

  • @yesman6559
    @yesman6559 Год назад

    Yes

  • @andank6969
    @andank6969 Год назад

    This is too good loll

  • @phantomirahiraeth
    @phantomirahiraeth Год назад

    Well, you did rob a part of my pessimism and sended me a smile on my face. And if you would broke into my home and the scene goes just like this, I wouldn't get mad at you. To be honest, I think I will give hugs.

  • @PhoenixBlaze1776
    @PhoenixBlaze1776 Год назад

    500 lumans? The X300 light on carry gun is brighter and has more candela😂

  • @dustiemarzullo
    @dustiemarzullo Год назад

    Bro stares right at me yet can’t see me Bro we made eye contact

  • @RONNIE70707
    @RONNIE70707 Год назад +6

    Man this guy literally deserves more than 800k subs i mean look bro the audio quality the video quality everything is just perfect 🤌🏻🤌🏻

  • @Pikajo26
    @Pikajo26 5 месяцев назад

    😂❤

  • @marjorinestotch8504
    @marjorinestotch8504 Год назад

    the little gasp at 3:10 has me crying

  • @ToxikDnB544
    @ToxikDnB544 Год назад +4

    Funny thing is, someone broke into my house while I was watching this video. They pulled out a water pistol and shot me with it and then I died and went to heaven… oh wait I fell asleep didn’t I

  • @Adam-lp7wm
    @Adam-lp7wm Год назад

    Big fan from Myanmar

  • @sarasmr4278
    @sarasmr4278 Год назад

    💜💜💜

  • @TalentedTiger
    @TalentedTiger Год назад

    You leave me with a flashlight and crippling anxiety your toxíc ex-partner is going to come and "get rid of me" 😅 I mean... Go get them at the college, remember to cut out everyone toxíc as soon as you notice 😉... and see you at coffee but like, you know I won't be sleeping tonight? Or maybe at all until Saturday? 🤭LMAO!
    (Seriously my first question was: What's a nice guy like you doing This for living? What tragic thing has gotten You? Hmm, is it self-projecting or both? 🤔)

  • @acromush69
    @acromush69 Год назад +1

    O God.....I have a crush ❤️

  • @rangiwaereatautetaylor7734
    @rangiwaereatautetaylor7734 Год назад +1

    hi are you so cool dad

  • @mayaavelarde6490
    @mayaavelarde6490 Год назад

    🥷🥷🥷🏠🏠🏠

  • @donnamcdonagh2439
    @donnamcdonagh2439 4 месяца назад

    He or she are they having a panic attack or anxiety attack

  • @thomast5261
    @thomast5261 Год назад

    it would be better if you put on earphones and full bodysuit, which looks more professional.

  • @KRISTIANWILLARD
    @KRISTIANWILLARD 4 месяца назад

    Dear JARMIAH,I,LIKE VIDEO,YOUR VOICE COOL.STROBE FLASHLIGHTS WILL START "EPILIC SEASIURE'! BE CAREFUL.😮😢 I LOVE YOU MY DEAREST FRIEND.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @morgaran8128
    @morgaran8128 Год назад

    kind of reminds me of barry berkman

  • @KRISTIANWILLARD
    @KRISTIANWILLARD Год назад

    Dear jarmiah,please,thanks have plague doctor,spiderman on video,.your awesome ,cool.😊😅😮😢😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mayaavelarde6490
    @mayaavelarde6490 Год назад

    🧔🧔🧔🥷🥷🥷🏠🏠🏠

  • @mayaavelarde6490
    @mayaavelarde6490 Год назад

    🧔🧔🧔🥷🥷🥷🏠🏠🏠