The stars aligned for this one. This could’ve happened off camera and without him noticing but out of all chances, it was visible live and his chat noticed it before he did.
What makes this 10000% funnier, is that it's caused by polarized light bypassing the cameras polarizing film (used to help stop glare). Or in other words, Jerma couldn't see it IRL. That's why he kept looking at it, then his screen when he noticed it, cause he was confused as to why he couldn't see it. Even funnier tho, is that it's caused by a transparent object, making its creator that much harder to find.
I'm fully for this to be some sort of extra-dimensional entity doing the equivalent of graffiti'ng a text book with a Penis in school. Of course Jerma is the one to be chosen.
If that’s the case then how come it was removed from the wall when he stepped in front of the beam of light? Is it just that that’s how the camera interprets just a harmless beam of light that doesn’t actually look like a dick IRL or is not actually a polarization error?
@electrotoxins Two opposing Zenis curses were created that day. Yet instead of a normal Zenis as a result, a rift in the Fabric of Reality caused Jeremy's Zenis to appear as a spectral entity on his wall instead. . .a couple of years into the future.
I read Jung as Junji Ito and thought you were saying this event is like something he would write about and I literally thought it was the funniest, most brilliant comment I’d ever read
@@mamamiyalozatoz someone should recreate that scene from Inland Empire where Laura Dern is running straight at the camera in slow motion but w/ green screen jerma instead
He says “there’s a dick on the wall” at the start the same way a movie character would casually greet a friend they haven’t seen in years before doing a double take
I love how he stops what he was saying before he notices it as if he's reading from a script, gets to the part about the dick then immediately begins to question reality.
I firmly believe it was caused by his blinds since I saw similar-shaped splotches of light on my wall before. The balls are caused by the two lil holes on each side of each slat and the shaft is just two slats being misaligned. In all my life, blinds have only formed a bar of light or one or two dots (depending on how the string is placed in each). You can see an example of this with the normal dots of light under the closet handle and the polarised bar of light underneath them. Of course, only in the presence of Jerma would a blind manifest a zenis. ...yes, I was the type of child to see dots and bars of lights on the wall and who had to find out what causes them to be at peace.
It's not actually there for him to see. It's actually an effect caused by certain camera lenses. They pick up certain light frequencies that we can't see with our naked eyes. What you saw wasn't just a tricky shadow, but a once in forever unique event. Which adds to the fucking bizarre fact it happened to JERMA of all people
@@snailsaredumb9412the guy above is talking about polarize light and polarizing filters like you find in glasses. So not frequencies of light a camera can and we can’t see but rather the polarization of light that gets filtered before it hits the camera lens/sensor. Some cameras don’t have an IR or UV filter. That might be happening here too but it’s a lot less likely. I don’t think he can actually see this thing irl. A little while later in the original clip he also mentions something to that affect.
legends say the super"natural" wall penis will invade your house slowly growing bigger and bigger... Im a victim to this "Super natural spirit" i was scared for weeks it seems Jerma met the same fate as me. He is lucky he is out alive like i am.... The creature gives you extreme anxiety and panic.... This is a very dangerous "spirit"
Jeremy's inability to coexist with the wall zenis shows that he HATES those different from him
Xenophobe Andy
@@joannis46678 Penophobe
Zenophobe Zandy
Jerma being Jerma
Zenisphobic zerma
Jermas hallucinations have become so powerful they're affecting us now
@@hollowknightenjoyer look at the top right of the screen when he mentions it
Schizophrenia upgrade: effects a 90 mile radius
@@hollowknightenjoyer predditor 🤢
@@hollowknightenjoyer huh??
@@crowsoftheriver no way ,I can use reddit and not die? Is what I meant
I fucking love how it slowly fades in
that got me idk why 💀
Thats what she said
@@Guts_Brando 🤨
There is no fade-in in the original stream, that's something that this particular video did for a joke, just fyi
@@OblivionFalls ah, alright
Did he seriously ask mods to remove a zenis from his physical room?
"physical"
"physical"
😂
He could just ask Jameskii to do it
"physical"
I love how he did the fucking Hollywood movie thing where he says the thing he's reading in the middle of his sentence
"it's right behind me isn't it?"
I do that. It’s totally unconscious, but the part that really makes them laugh is how I then finish the rest of my sentence unabated
What?
huh
plenty of times I been mesmerized by jerma’s ability to make these “no way this wasn’t scripted” situations spawn out of nowhere.
The wall ZENIS should be a contender for Best Accident ngl.
What is a zenis? I looked it up and i found nothing that can be useful
@@gaygelding penis + z = zenis
'Tis a common Jerma community injoke to replace the starting consonant of words with "z".
@@gaygelding jerma fans have a habit of replacing the first letter of sexually explicit things with “z”
@@sunny-kz1kv zmogus zorn
So would they say things like Zagina or Zussy?
I just can't understand what kind of curse does Jerma has, this is the kind of stuff you'll only see in his streams, its the jermatitis curse
The stars aligned for this one. This could’ve happened off camera and without him noticing but out of all chances, it was visible live and his chat noticed it before he did.
It’s because Jerma isn’t real, just like me, he exists as a concept, he is chaos incarnate
@@kidkicker8574 i sure am happy the "kidkicker" isn't real
The Jerma titties curse........
The curse of perfect comedy
What makes this 10000% funnier, is that it's caused by polarized light bypassing the cameras polarizing film (used to help stop glare).
Or in other words, Jerma couldn't see it IRL. That's why he kept looking at it, then his screen when he noticed it, cause he was confused as to why he couldn't see it.
Even funnier tho, is that it's caused by a transparent object, making its creator that much harder to find.
I'm fully for this to be some sort of extra-dimensional entity doing the equivalent of graffiti'ng a text book with a Penis in school. Of course Jerma is the one to be chosen.
Thanks for the smart
Interdimensional Zenis attack.
@@nandapratama4529 Zick*
If that’s the case then how come it was removed from the wall when he stepped in front of the beam of light? Is it just that that’s how the camera interprets just a harmless beam of light that doesn’t actually look like a dick IRL or is not actually a polarization error?
The way it fades in. The music. The “invaded by dark spirit”. This is fucking hilarious lmao 10/10
My thoughts exactly
he seems so convinced that this is chat's doing somehow but its just god assigning him gay at 40
No, it's his fear (pleasure) of showing his peen on stream
This is totally chat, remember the tiny zenis curse they put on him a while back?
@electrotoxins Two opposing Zenis curses were created that day. Yet instead of a normal Zenis as a result, a rift in the Fabric of Reality caused Jeremy's Zenis to appear as a spectral entity on his wall instead. . .a couple of years into the future.
@@EmmanQuinones5234 the curse took some time to form
nobody is assigned gay, people experiment and choose to be
This is what Jung had in mind when writing about synchronicity.
Jerma Zooted Zorny Antics are embedded within the collective consciousness
@@plaguedoctor323 Gangster's paradise blasting in my mind's ears while reading your username.
I read Jung as Junji Ito and thought you were saying this event is like something he would write about and I literally thought it was the funniest, most brilliant comment I’d ever read
rare Jung meme
*invaded by dark spirit *
So then, Jerma's shadow is...a penis...
Dude... only this guy could have something like this happen... it's like he's been blessed by the clown gods.
you mean those clowncore guys?
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns
i was the 666th like 😝👹
*HONK HONK*
He's the chosen one.
☠️
The zenus has chosen him,
He has one week.
BROOO
Chosen for what? CHOSEN FOR WHAT?!
@@grakata5620🅱️enis man’s successor😮
jerma’s house is haunted by gay guys
me included 🙂🙂🙂
Jerma's house built on the cursed ruins of Ram Ranch.
Must be all the pride flags in chat
An ancient Old West cemetery full of naked cowboys
@@FunkOnO same
i've always found it so funny that his immediate reaction to the news is terror
his incredulous "..wHY?!" gets me every time, like there's a reason, like someone's doing this on purpose to spite him
Directed by David Lynch
the low quality webcam makes this feels like an inland empire scene
@@mamamiyalozatoz someone should recreate that scene from Inland Empire where Laura Dern is running straight at the camera in slow motion but w/ green screen jerma instead
Jerma is a David Lynch character
@@verynormalhumans4420 meat grinder rant with Laura Palmer’s theme playing in the background
He says “there’s a dick on the wall” at the start the same way a movie character would casually greet a friend they haven’t seen in years before doing a double take
What is with Jerma and his almost cosmic ability to have funny stuff happen around him?
Ghost documentaries go decades without recording any convincing evidence and this man out here getting pranked by Dave the 1700s prospector
for once, it wasn't Forlorn who invaded you
its Forlorn's zock
Forlorn's zick and zalls
Else it wouldve been a S C O R N moment
It was Foreskin.
Jerma doesnt have enough insight to fully percieve the zenis
I like how out of EVERYTHING it could have been it just HAPPENS to be a zenis
I like how he says "why" Like someone did it to him.
The slow fade in coupled with the “invaded by dark spirit”, really had me rolling 😭😭😭😭
I wish he said "it's huge".
Compared to his own, it's actually tiny
I have watched this 5 times, the editing is beautiful
the invasion text and sound is perfect😂
Ayyy apriciate it
What is the sound tho
and the way they faded it in. they didn’t have to do that but it made it funnier. like it appeared like a ghost
I just wanna see his chat after this happened
ghost zenis 😩💦
2ft closer to the window and that would've been Jeremy's last stream. I'll get you one day Jerma.
The ZOCK is almighty, its power is unfathomable.
I never watched this person, but he gives me vibes of a sociopath giving up murder to be a twitch streamer.
pretty much, yeah
You got it, stay away from him
same here
I doubt he is giving it up, he is merely doing it part-time.
Serial killer moonlighting as a twitch streamer
I have a fever and this made me laugh so hard which resulted in my cough to be worse. So worth it.
I'm sorry, the zenis is just too comical
wall zock
The zenis. The zick. The zock, AND the zalls.
I love how he stops what he was saying before he notices it as if he's reading from a script, gets to the part about the dick then immediately begins to question reality.
Jerma exists outside of the internet, outside of the material plane, only within the unimaginable expanse of human imagination
amazing ambiance sound choice lmao. I was even expecting a *_Scorn_* when he noticed the zenis
He then refreshed his webcam hoping it would fix it, unbelievable
I firmly believe it was caused by his blinds since I saw similar-shaped splotches of light on my wall before. The balls are caused by the two lil holes on each side of each slat and the shaft is just two slats being misaligned. In all my life, blinds have only formed a bar of light or one or two dots (depending on how the string is placed in each). You can see an example of this with the normal dots of light under the closet handle and the polarised bar of light underneath them.
Of course, only in the presence of Jerma would a blind manifest a zenis.
...yes, I was the type of child to see dots and bars of lights on the wall and who had to find out what causes them to be at peace.
We got a veteran over here. Respect
@@crystalfelinezenis veteran even
@@Lerre Optical Erectologist
I love that it just manifested
it looks exactly like the one chat always draw when he has the click on screen thing on
i love how quickly he stopped being confused and was just mad. why does this shit always happen to him?
My favorite part is how he wasn't even looking at chat, and as soon as he does his eyes immediately go to "dick on the wall"
This is how i felt being invaded for the first time in elden ring
the music is hilarious with what's happening lol
Jerma is the only streamer to randomly have a huge girthy zock appear on his wall on stream
Jerma is a being that borders our reality and a darker reality
No matter what Jerma does or where he goes, Ballzondler always shows himself.
As they say, life imitates art
Scary wall enis 😨
I need to know what made that. My only two working theories are; raindrops, and broken blinds
why has NOONE FUCKING ANSWERED THIS YET
It's not actually there for him to see. It's actually an effect caused by certain camera lenses. They pick up certain light frequencies that we can't see with our naked eyes. What you saw wasn't just a tricky shadow, but a once in forever unique event. Which adds to the fucking bizarre fact it happened to JERMA of all people
@@timewellspent8137 source? I'd like to read up on that because that sounds really neat
I like to think of it like a 4D alien drawing graffiti of a penis, like on a bathroom stall or text book. Of course it's Jerma that's chosen
@@snailsaredumb9412the guy above is talking about polarize light and polarizing filters like you find in glasses. So not frequencies of light a camera can and we can’t see but rather the polarization of light that gets filtered before it hits the camera lens/sensor.
Some cameras don’t have an IR or UV filter. That might be happening here too but it’s a lot less likely.
I don’t think he can actually see this thing irl. A little while later in the original clip he also mentions something to that affect.
Love how you can hear Holly laugh a split second before he actually sees it 💀
ZERK IT OFF JERMER!
Jerma's face is absolutely priceless from the moment he goes silent
"It's right behind me, isn't it?"
Dude I'm fkn dying. I don't even know that guy but this is hilarious.
he was a very popular streamer back then, until the allegations in 2020
Rest in piece, Jeremy.
It's just Lemony Snicket's Count Olaf trying to burn your house down.
The music made this 100 times better, just because it changed the atmosphere from a fun relaxed stream to a straight up zenis horror movie
if that happened to me I would genuinely believe I was losing my mind
It's like he's living in flatland and some 4 dimensional being is trying to interact with him
INSANE streamer thinks he's spotted a WALL ZENIS
This exact RUclips video was my introduction to jerma
perfect introduction
Mother nature itself is revolting against this man's crimes
I love how it’s actual light being reflected off something
These Silent Hill manifestations of insanity are slowly building up to a real life Peep the Horror.
the wall zenis is my favorite clip from jerma hands down
Hes materializing his stand
Ghost dong has unfinished business and can't pass on.
He just needs to know what happened to his family
he thought he sealed it forever but he was wrong
Some say god abandoned us
But this is proof that he's still there watching, and having great humour
I refuse to believe jerma is real, he has to be some sort of mass hysteria we as a species have summoned
The same guy who died to PenisWheel btw easiest boss in the game
i love how smoothly those two thoughts transition
His mind is rewriting the very code of the matrix. The matrix is living in Jerma. Not the other way around
The Universe playing a Joke on the Joker.
I wish he said "this is ridickulous"
this was the first Jerma stream I ever watched live. perfect introduction
"Invaded by dark spirit"
Dude.... I've been laughing at this for the past hour.
The sociopath and inventor of crime meets the wall penis entity, they cannot coexist in the same world.
He is stuck in the backroom being a mod when he wa glitched
streamer humiliated by giant zock
The way he almost casually mentions it before he processes it feels like a cartoon
Dude I feel like god installed mods in jerma house
Wow i didnt know jerma was sponsered by starforge
The way it just fades in slowly 💀
The pleading "why!?" gets me every time, it's like he feels he somehow did something wrong
What a great red comrade we have here, such invader must be one hell of a veteran.
legends say the super"natural" wall penis will invade your house slowly growing bigger and bigger... Im a victim to this "Super natural spirit" i was scared for weeks it seems Jerma met the same fate as me. He is lucky he is out alive like i am.... The creature gives you extreme anxiety and panic.... This is a very dangerous "spirit"
how did you survive?
@@popsicIes i dont know.... they seem to be comming... back
It zerk all over the place and it's gonna be messy to clean up.
you should use tarot cards to pick an actual name for the spirit, might be a bit rude to just call it that
@@litterbox0192 tarot cards are out of fashion now, we use uno cards in 2024 to pick names for spirits, the one under my bed is +24
He had an encounter with the corner folk
the Z E E N
These new SCP's are getting out of hand
The phallau's curse
I have never watched a clip of Jerma before this video… now I get why he’s so popular.
Wall penis
I've never seen Jerma actually shook
The reason Jerma seems so odd is because he is the most normal human in the world, and it’s uncanny.
i love how the eerie music makes it seem like the wall penis has marked him for death or something
God using his infinite power and wisdom to astral project a subspatial photon Zick on Jerma's wall
How many people can you say have had an extradimentional zenis harrass them while they're going about their day?
the music really made this
I like how he says "why?" as if chat would know why it's there or is responsible for it being there.
I love how it takes a second for him to realize