0:53 the reference here is referring to when zhongli tells the traveler that they smell like wine and suspects that venti is the one who tricked them into getting drunk and says that he'll brew tea for 6 hours. The pun is lost in translation but, what he means when he says "brew tea" in chinese, there's a pun where "brew tea" and "beat up" sound the same....soooo what he meant was he's going to brew tea for 5 minutes then go beat up venti for 5 hours and 55 minutes. Adding that context made this alot funnier because it sounds as if the traveler was scared zhongli would beat them up to knock them out.
I GET SO SHOCKED EVERYTIME I SEE AZERU MAKING GENSHIN AUDIOS, BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS SO FLEXIBLE AND IT MATCHES TO THE ORIGINAL ENGLISH VOICE !*@&!¨@&#&@#
Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better
Zhongli: **growls while kissing** Me: WHY WE GOING SO FUCKING FAST BRO?! YEAHHH WOOOO- **dies** Zhongli: you good? Me: **still dead** Zhongli: welp- I’ll be damned Me: **still fucking dead**
Azeru: *breathes* Everyone: “THE KING HAS SPOKEN!!!” AW HAIL YEAHHH!!!! This audio is everything, thank you so much for this blissful audio!!!! I honestly loved it so much!!! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated~
A continuation "Is something bothering you?" Me: *I have two essays to write and a paragraph analysis in a span of 9 hours and you're coming along for the ride whether you like it or not--*
Zhongli: I would like to know what bothers you Me, who spent 43 wishes for Ninguang but ended up with C3 Rosaria and 4 flutes: *you wouldn't get it anyways* Update: I GOT HER OMG
"Tell me.. you're problems are my problems." Me who accidentally left his character info on my screen while I take the math exam: * brawls * *"Please help me-"*
**slowly puts on maid outfit for azeru** -_-~~……………………_-_………………………~~-_- ✨ *you need anything sir?~ you really have blessed us with another audio- so you deserve it.* ✨
Just woke up, checked my phone to see my Zhongli wallpaper, suddenly thinks of Zhongli and Azeru. Notification from Azeru pops up, another Zhongli audio, my heart is happy despite it raining right now. Thank you for making my day by blessing me with Geo Daddy, Azeru❤❤
AZERUUU you’re feeding us so much!! And ZHONGLI??! MY FAV HUSBANDOOOO! Thank you so much but PLEASEEEEEE take a good rest, don’t push yourself too much! Thank you AZERUU, i haven’t listened to it but i know IM GONNA LOVE IT. 💖
Omg Azeru, since when do you post two times a week!? I couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification, but i’m not complaining though. I’mma enjoy this one now :))
@@lailaci7392 I've known his channel for 2 months and I quickly became obsessed with his content I watched all of his past vids and I turned on notifications for new content so that's how I know lol
Bro, last night I was trying so hard not to fall asleep and listen to the whole thing, but then guess what? BINGO, I fell asleep. But seriously, this is great. It definitely calmed my nerves, and I actually slept really good last night.
Zhongli: Something has kept you up Me almost Screaming: Yes you Sir! How can you be so pretty! Pls it happends to me that i just lay in bed and think about How Zhongli can be so pretty-
I'm doing easy, and so, boring math work while listening to this, which made me almost fall asleep but also relax and focus more. So, thank you for that. It has been really hard to focus for me lately :]
I can regret sone characters : Tseng, Rufus Shinra, Sephiroth or cloud Strife from final fantasy 7 Levi or Eren from attack on Titan Sebastian from Black Butler. Who is agreed? 😍😊
![Zhongli x Listener [ZHONGLI ASMR GENSHIN IMPACT] Domination!? He Will Have Obedience!?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GAnxJMLvSIg/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[M4A] Looks Like You Fell Asleep In His Lap~ [Genshin Impact Childe Sleeping ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F4DOmbPzx6g/mqdefault.jpg)
"I am an Archon"
Sure grandpa let's get you to bed
STOPP💀💀
it’s time for bed grandpa you’ve been up too long
LMFAOOOO
SJSKWNSMNW
Grandpa it’s time to take your meds and go to bed, you’re hallucinating again🙁
Me in online class: *continuously smiles*
My teacher: *awwww look who is enjoying the lesson.*
My one tab:
😂
LMFAO
HELPP
😂
YES
Zhongli: I will fulfil every desire-
Me: hug.
Zhongli: What-?
Me: a hug will be just fine thank you.
I would just want a long hug
I want a nice big hug 🥺
I’ll take some primogems tthank you
im fine with him breeding me
@@sphere9325 same tbh 😂
0:53
the reference here is referring to when zhongli tells the traveler that they smell like wine and suspects that venti is the one who tricked them into getting drunk and says that he'll brew tea for 6 hours.
The pun is lost in translation but, what he means when he says "brew tea" in chinese, there's a pun where "brew tea" and "beat up" sound the same....soooo what he meant was he's going to brew tea for 5 minutes then go beat up venti for 5 hours and 55 minutes.
Adding that context made this alot funnier because it sounds as if the traveler was scared zhongli would beat them up to knock them out.
LOVE THIS THANK YOU
LMFAOOOO TYSM
ok nerd. 🙄
EVERYONE STAY CALM. THE KING HAS POSTED
Who!? Where!?
@@AzeruOfficial YOU
@@AzeruOfficial When?!
OK IM TRYING
@@AzeruOfficial YOU
Azeru: breathes, me: ascends
Oh~?
@@AzeruOfficial ouch, u struck my heart
@@AzeruOfficial omfg-
@@AzeruOfficial WAHHHAHAHAHAHQHA
Bro what
The fact that he sat there breathing into his mic for more than half an hour. And yet it was soothing!
PLS IT WAS SO NICE I FELL ASLEEP
@@elialt SAMEE
i think he fell asleep idk
Zhongli: “I am an Archon.”
Me: *not anymore, you aren’t*
This made me laugh too much...
I love this
_No Gnosis_ 😍✨✨
@@-rya1610 YOU DID NOT 😭😭😭🤚
You know signora?
She is now ashes 😂
@@ishaneko6221 YOU DID N O T
imagine you've fall asleep with this audio, but suddenly azeru in our ears says: DID YOU LIKED THE CONTENT-
1 Month later and yes. I Almost fall asleep and then hear the ending in my ear.
Every time it almost gives me a heart attack 😭😂
I got used to the smoother transitions but that was a whole nother jumpscare
I do fall asleep with this audio.. (Twice) but maybe i deaf when im sleep cuz i couldn't be able to hear that with maximum volume💀
Real
Timestamps
2:25 kiss
3:08 I feel in heaven
3:37 another kiss, why not?
9:05 I highly doubt that without a gnosis they will allow you to be an archon
omg you deserve a hug,,,
Wow thanks
headpats for you~
(つ˘◡˘)づ♥
Oh my lord
@@immentallyill9038 oh my hello! You again
ur a literal angel- may u win ur future 50/50s
AYE HE’S BACK, THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
I say that like he didn’t post like two days ago lmao
I try to post as much variety as I can~
@@AzeruOfficial it's OK u can post whenever u want
Me: *tries to sleep with his voice*
My heart: *pumps like I’m running a marathon*
Me: 🥲 understandable
Why is this so true😭🤚
Same
ME FR
SAME 😭
I GET SO SHOCKED EVERYTIME I SEE AZERU MAKING GENSHIN AUDIOS, BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS SO FLEXIBLE AND IT MATCHES TO THE ORIGINAL ENGLISH VOICE !*@&!¨@&#&@#
Me: ahh I need new audio with Zhongli
Azeru: "I am here"
Seriously another masterpiece to collection 🥺❤❤
agreed ❤
SUSSY BAAAKAAA
i'm glad you don't think its rubbish :>
Oh my..
geo daddy : how do u feel-
me : pretty homosexual
geo daddy : I didn't even get to finish
This made me laugh more than it should’ve
Pog
@@girlysoap9031 huh?
@@girlysoap9031 ?
BAHHAHA SAME 😭😭😭
His Zhongli voice got better?!?!? Azeru you always work so hard for us and it always pays off
Zhongli: I'd like to know what bothers you...
Me, who spent 71 wishes on Childe and ended up with Jean C3:
*You wouldn't get it*
Did you at least get Childe?
@@grimcollective6385 obviously not 💀
I pulled for Yae and got her at 7 pity, I wasnt even pulling for her. I pulled her by accident
Bro I made 50+ pulls for Yae miko and lets say.........
She didn't come home and if I see her in irl i swear ima ask her 10000k questions 😂💀
I would like to thank Lord Azeru for blessing us on this day. Amen🙏
Even here so fast!!
@@AzeruOfficial ka-chow⚡️😂
@@AzeruOfficial always 🤷🏻♀️
Amen 🙏
Amen 🙏
Bro I was deadass just thinking about Zhongli when I saw this notification, currently in the mood to feel the wrath of zhonglis rock
Ahaha~
I- his pillar lol😏
His hard,, pillar
@@kiiwibees very hard one I can climb on
YALL NEED TO CHILLLLL 🤣🤣😭😭
Zhongli:
*breaths*
Me:
*Hold my emergency food*
NO NOT PAIMON✋😂
PAIIIMONNNNN GET OUT OF HERE PROTECT UR SELF-
@@mikey-in5zu *insert sussy smile*
Which ones? Paimon or Aichan?
@@Celly01 paimon my homie :'3
Him: how do you feel now, traveler?
Me: uhmm…kinda horn-
Him: more relaxed, I see
Me: ah, yeah let’s go with that🙂
Relatable
Same tbh
@@sleepoai SHUICHI ?!
Fr-
@@sleepoai um hi
Oh btw dont come over today kokichi is here bothering me asking where you are
This made my day 10x better, thank youuuu!!!
I'm glad it did~
Daily reminder!!
Take care of yourself
And
I luv you
Hope you have a great day!!
But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better
It's 3:34 am rn and I was awake since 9:00pm not gonna go to bed
@@MAYOHGEM oh no ily
ive had a serious messy day today, but seeing this made me smile, thank you. i hope the sun/stars watch over you
@@ChenYuuzen ILy to
Nada que ver con el video pero bueno JAJAJ
Zhongli: **growls while kissing**
Me: WHY WE GOING SO FUCKING FAST BRO?! YEAHHH WOOOO- **dies**
Zhongli: you good?
Me: **still dead**
Zhongli: welp- I’ll be damned
Me: **still fucking dead**
HAHAHHAHAHAAH
WTF HAHa
> WHY WE GOING SO FUCKING FAST BRO?!
that killed me 😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOO
PLS I HAVENT GOTTEN THAT FAR, IM SCARED NOW-
EDIT: NAH BYE IM RUNNING WHY DID THAT GIVE ME SO MANY BUTTERFLIES 🏃🏽🦋
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WTF 😂😂😂
you can just FEEL the vibrations from his voice WHEW
YESSŚS
Him: does this...make you feel relaxed?
Me: *SNORRRRREEEEEEE*
Him: perfect..
I SNORE THE HOUSE DOWN FRIEND💁🏻
Ei-? GURRL U HERE-
IM WHEEZING
AYO, PLAYING AS ZHONGLI AND LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW, THE FEELS ARE JUST 😩✋
Him: "Is something bothering you?"
Me: Yeah, your drop rate but whATEVER.
😭
* Me: watches the vid *
Also Zhongli: *"Go touch grass now."*
We all need grass😮💨
Not even grass can save me now
I eated all of the green coochie hair outside😔
me, travelling: *smiling*
mom: aw, look at you, enjoying the trip!
what my headphones are playing:
Literary me
I love this character so much!
Reall now~?
The part where Zhongli talks about our mental health actually made me cry 😭
I love this so much🥺❤️
"I am an archon"
"And I'm a piece of shi-"
Honestly same😀✋
😮💨
Same bro I can relate lol 😃✋🏻
Bestie same
😅 lol
I'm an anxious person, and this voice and the whole dialogue is so comforting that suddenly my body is still, it's amazing
RIGHT ON TIME I JUST FINISHED THE EVENT AND I JUST WOKE UP HAHAHAHA
Perfect Timing~
I'm just-
**cough**
Lemme just....
**slides paper over the table saying "Deinsleif and/or Baizhu when?"**
Baizhu PLSSSSS😫🙏🏼
DAIN YES YES
or albedo 😟
Baizhu Baizhu Baizhu BAIzhu BAIZHU
Dainnnn 😩
Azeru: *posts*
Us: 🎵We are runners 🏃 we are track stars ⭐️ 🎵
@{Venti-The-Bard} venti what u doing here!?
BRO IS IT JUST ME OR IS HIS VOICE MORE CALMING NOW
It always was bc I either sleep or move bc my ear sensitive Af
Azeru: *breathes*
Everyone: “THE KING HAS SPOKEN!!!”
AW HAIL YEAHHH!!!! This audio is everything, thank you so much for this blissful audio!!!! I honestly loved it so much!!! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated~
"You seem to be taking for granted your mental health."
Me: ...
Me: *ehe*
*EHE TENANDAYO*
A continuation
"Is something bothering you?"
Me: *I have two essays to write and a paragraph analysis in a span of 9 hours and you're coming along for the ride whether you like it or not--*
Ehe
Psychiatrists: “she’s far gone bring the jacket”
@@iamb34 NOO YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
@@Jaychii_ psychiatrist: calls bouncers-I mean- the reinforcements.
The Fans that can't afford Patreon: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP!!
PLS THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITNG FOR POOR PEOPLE RISE 😫😫😫😫
We rise!
"How do you feel, traveler?"
Me:
aaAAæAÆÆÆAAaaa-
Precisely-
Exactly
are you ok traveler?
aaæaAÆaÄæÆ
someone called me?
Zhongli: I would like to know what bothers you
Me, who spent 43 wishes for Ninguang but ended up with C3 Rosaria and 4 flutes: *you wouldn't get it anyways*
Update: I GOT HER OMG
I love ningguang! I got her on my first free 10 wishes you receive when you start the game and I literally cried happy tears
I have her C5 you want one? 🧍♀️
@@YourDearestMemories and that's on Bennet's luck (I'm sorry to hear that tho, good luck in the up-coming banners!)
i tried to get gorou but got itto
Hand over that Rosaria rn and I’ll give you my c3 Ningguang
*falls down stairs*
*runs through wall*
*falls through ceiling*
*jumps over table*
*somersaults into room*
*”WHAT DID I MISS”*
I didn’t know his voice could go that deep, I’m amazed 😩
This man's chuckle gets me every time-
"Tell me.. you're problems are my problems."
Me who accidentally left his character info on my screen while I take the math exam: * brawls * *"Please help me-"*
Osmanthu-
@@g-hs.t9677 -s wine taste the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?
У меня был очередной приступ сильной тревоги, и это видео помогло мне успокоиться и заснуть. Спасибо, Азеру, ты чудо! 🥺💖
Oh my, this might just be better than both Osmanthos wine and Dandelion wine combined~ 🍷😌
Truly a pleasant experience~♡
TF KAEYA!? WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
KAEYA???? 💀💀💀💀
KAEYA? What are you doing here…you should be getting drunk with the drunkard bard
KAEYA 😭✌️
@@cyerk WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-?
You got Zhongli's mannerisms perfect!! The way he stresses the end of some phrases, you completely nailed his voice 👍
I had been hoping for one like this that addressed mental health now im going to listen again and actually get some sleep!
Thank you azeru ❤️
**slowly puts on maid outfit for azeru**
-_-~~……………………_-_………………………~~-_-
✨ *you need anything sir?~ you really have blessed us with another audio- so you deserve it.* ✨
Bhahaha sparkles
* gets out 910000000000000000000000k camera* 🧍♀️📸
✨ *im officially buying a maid dress* 💳💥💳💥✨
OMG!!! THE GEO DAD HAS FINALLY CAME HOME AGAIN!!! Thank you so much Azzy!!!
The breathing part is so relaxing. To the point I almost fell asleep myself.
Zhongli: I assuming there is something bordering you?
Me: YES MY QUIZ HELP ME PLZ-
Oh my god- your Zhongli impression has improved so much since the last Zhongli asmr! I’m amazed 😭✨
“i wasnt expecting you to be up this late”
its 3:00 am at the time I’m listening to this.
I have school today too at 6:00 am
Its 4 am🤭
As much as i love Zhongli and how you talk as him, i would die for another Diluc one :D I simp for Diluc hard and you did him soo frickin well
Just woke up, checked my phone to see my Zhongli wallpaper, suddenly thinks of Zhongli and Azeru. Notification from Azeru pops up, another Zhongli audio, my heart is happy despite it raining right now. Thank you for making my day by blessing me with Geo Daddy, Azeru❤❤
No one:
Not even god himself:
Azeru: (*breathes*)
Me: (*evaporates*)
Zhongli: *A god* "That might be a problem-"
unrelated but nice hos pfp!
@@javi8019 oh thx ^^
Y a t t a
After a stressful day, this is exactly what I needed. Thank you, Azeru 🥺💕
Ok...here's the deal when Azeru uploads we either
A) die of happiness in 20 mins
Or
B) we die of happiness after the full audio ✨✋
@{Ashley-Hikari} you, me, and the rest of the comment section ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Trick question 😎 ITS A & B
YASSS more zhongli ASMRs thank you so much! Keep up with the excellent work! ❤❤❤❤ I always enjoy and love your work!
I hope you enjoy~!
I shall! Stay safe and warm! ❤❤ and happy Oct :3
AZERUUU you’re feeding us so much!! And ZHONGLI??! MY FAV HUSBANDOOOO! Thank you so much but PLEASEEEEEE take a good rest, don’t push yourself too much! Thank you AZERUU, i haven’t listened to it but i know IM GONNA LOVE IT. 💖
His breathing is so soft OMG ❤️
Omg Azeru, since when do you post two times a week!? I couldn’t believe it when I saw the notification, but i’m not complaining though. I’mma enjoy this one now :))
I know right!!! I SCREAMED
He always posts 2 times a week tho
He always has
@@bambibam5171 Idk why, but me and a friend of mine never noticed lol
@@lailaci7392 I've known his channel for 2 months and I quickly became obsessed with his content I watched all of his past vids and I turned on notifications for new content so that's how I know lol
YEEE just finished crying over an anime time to chill 😌😌 oh this ones a long oneeee yayayay
Oh no q-q
I love your username is that a MysticMessenger 707 reference? Sorry if you don’t know what MysticMessenger is!😅
„I am an archon.“
Shit grandpa forgot his pills again-
YAY ZHONGLI'S BACK!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!! THANK YOU AZERU!! 🥺❤❤
Bro, last night I was trying so hard not to fall asleep and listen to the whole thing, but then guess what? BINGO, I fell asleep.
But seriously, this is great. It definitely calmed my nerves, and I actually slept really good last night.
Zhongli: Something has kept you up
Me almost Screaming: Yes you Sir! How can you be so pretty!
Pls it happends to me that i just lay in bed and think about How Zhongli can be so pretty-
I agree Zhongli is very pretty!~
@@ew827 yes this is why He dosnt leaves my Team i need the pretty boi
@@kaeyefy4361 YES.
@@ew827 Zhongli is pretties boi in genshin agree?
@@kaeyefy4361 yes sir
your zhongli laugh that you do is so on point and perfect
It's funny cause I actually was having a hard time sleeping-
Thx Azeru!😌✌🏾
😴
"I am willing to stay by your side until the very moment you fall asleep~"
*GOD F"CKING YES!!!*
*F*CK YEAH*
*HELL YES*
I don’t even simp for Zhongli but I simp for Azeru’s voice so here I am
this video is everything i needed summed up in 40 minutes.
Was recently talking to a few friends about geo daddy and having a competition on drawing him, amazing timing Azeru
I should probably go sleep but Azeru is way more important than sleep ‘•’
THE KISSES, AHHHHAHHAAAA.
I mean, at this rate I'mma end up liking Azeru more than Zhongli.
You: Takes one breath of air
Me: BREATHE MY AIR, TAKE IT ALL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, AAA I DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR THIS
I stopped fighting the hydro cube just to hear this. And I love it
me: alright, time to wake up-
azeru: posts this
me: thank u sir, i’m going back to sleep. goodnight 😴
I loved it, I haven't felt so relaxed in a long time, thanks! 💕🌸
Just became a zhongli simp now by this- I'm deeply flustered-
I love this more low, soft, deep voice this is the third night I'm using this to fall asleep now ❤ 😴
The pain when I remind myself that Zhongli's the only banner I lost a 50/50 on..
But he's still the best daddy, so I ain't complaining💅✨
Same, twice😭
"which can only mean something's been keeping you up"
me listening while studying late for a maths test: : ')
bruv i literally have math tomorrow-
Please his voice is so calming it usually helps me with my headaches so thank you azeru :))))
"How do you feel traveler?"
Me: ⚰️💀
Azeru: *iconic zhongli exhales and hums after every sentence *
Me: * literally ascends* 🥺😤
Did- did he fall asleep at all? Or was he wide awake just breathing there like 👁👄👁. Also very relaxing!
Yes
I'm doing easy, and so, boring math work while listening to this, which made me almost fall asleep but also relax and focus more.
So, thank you for that. It has been really hard to focus for me lately :]
Zhongli: how do you feel?
Me : violated.
Me to
I JUST ASK MORE ZHONGLI'S ASMR YESTERDAY AND YOU POSTED THIS? YOURE THE BEST THANK U SMMMMMM
I can regret sone characters : Tseng, Rufus Shinra, Sephiroth or cloud Strife from final fantasy 7
Levi or Eren from attack on Titan
Sebastian from Black Butler.
Who is agreed? 😍😊
I agree, tho more characters from the final fantasy franchise for me, I love all of those games
zhongli+Audio/listener=Heaven 😌✋
This made my day a whole lot better, simping respectfully-
Thank you! ❤️❤️
I haven't seen the whole video but I know this is going to be amazing!
I hope it is~
@@AzeruOfficial It really was! Thank you for blessing my day once again!
Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?
I’m surprised I haven’t seen more people comment this
@@safron8284 Oop-