I think she pretends. Some moms are weird. They act the part of mini-villains in very micro aspects of life just because in their own mind they're somehow testing you for your own good.
Jacksepticeyes!?! Dont do em like that. I swear I'm straight but that guy is way way better looking then jacksepticeyes. I don't see the resemblance at all honestly.
I once saw a beautiful girl in a store look around for a bench to try on a pair of high heels say, ‘there’s nowhere for me to sit’. Without missing a beat, I piped up and said, ‘well ma’am, my face is available’. We both blushed and we shared a mutual flirty smile. Too bad I momentarily forgot my (now ex) wife was standing behind me at the time. 🤣
I was working @ the Mandaly Bay Convention center in Vegas. I had a hot girl ask me where the smoking section was. I told her it was in my pants. She smiled @ me with the biggest blush
I made a pick up line the other day. I was drunk and high but it's some quality shiz to me. It goes like this, "Hey girl, lets play pinnochio, you ask me if I think you're hot, I'll lie and say no then show you where I grow."
The brunette from Hooters is mesmerizing, so much that made me wish be an astronaut to take her to meet the stars and they notice that one of then have fallen
Sent my friend Clara this and her reaction to the Irish guy was “I’m gay but I’d go straight for that voice” apparently she got a thing for Irish accents….
Lmao at 2:38 !! plus I used to work with that Hooters girl on the left the shelbsta used to call her lol dead ass😆😆 she was one of my favorites ! .... never got a sample from her tho 😢😂
The more i see, the more attractive Kendra is to me, her reactions are a big reason im sure that videos of her exist in the first place, they're too good to pass on.
Hi, you’re beautiful. Not pretty, not sexy, not gorgeous, just say beautiful. Worked every time for me. Those lines are mostly funny, that one actually works. Say hi… say she’s beautiful. It will get you in the door.
I'm definitely going too use these and when I come up with one I'll edit this comment. Just thought of one: hay girl are you a storm because you leave me breathless.
If I had the ketchup bottle one used on me: " hell yeah baby, Let's do it!!!!!" EDIT: I think she's intrigued but too embarrassed to say not so much of not impressed
Ok so I was at work one day (I work at costa vida in Texas) and 3 Mormon missionaries came in (I’m a baptist by the way) this was some things I said: “Sorry, it just got a little hot in here when y’all walked in” There was this one guy who wanted everything that didn’t cost him extra so I said “I may cost extra, but I’m free on June 14” Then to the same guy at the end we’re supposed to uprise sales in appetizers: “Is there anything we can get for you? Chips and queso? Chips and salsa? Chips and guac? Or chips and my number? He didn’t want my number but the said I was really good at pickup lines.
I think the part that makes the Irish guy so funny is that his mom never gets the joke lmao
She did but just roasted him anyway
There's no way ALL of those went over her head!!!! Lmao
Isn't it fake?
What’s his @, I have been looking couldn’t find him.
I think she pretends. Some moms are weird. They act the part of mini-villains in very micro aspects of life just because in their own mind they're somehow testing you for your own good.
That, “Help I’ve fallen for you” got me.
wowzers your so cool
Yup
She's a sigma female
🤣🤣
The Irish guy has the best lines and he looks a bit like a younger Jacksepticeye's
Agreed
A younger? are you of your fucking mind?!
Jacksepticeye is a young man
and his mom's slower than molasses when it comes to picking up on double entendres
Jacksepticeyes!?! Dont do em like that. I swear I'm straight but that guy is way way better looking then jacksepticeyes. I don't see the resemblance at all honestly.
Does anybody knows his name?
"Why the fuck not" the best answer to any question ever.
That was so cool.
His mom’s cluelessness is thee Kobe My goodness I love her
2:06 fathers laughing is everything
I once saw a beautiful girl in a store look around for a bench to try on a pair of high heels say, ‘there’s nowhere for me to sit’. Without missing a beat, I piped up and said, ‘well ma’am, my face is available’. We both blushed and we shared a mutual flirty smile. Too bad I momentarily forgot my (now ex) wife was standing behind me at the time. 🤣
👑
Can imagen how decent she was
I was working @ the Mandaly Bay Convention center in Vegas. I had a hot girl ask me where the smoking section was. I told her it was in my pants. She smiled @ me with the biggest blush
Your man card has been renewed.
No wonder (now ex) is written 😆
6:55 what makes it better is that his dad can relate to him but his mom won’t understand what he said
"Hey girl... *get in the van* "
Poor William he was just trying to enjoy his food man has his priorities straight.
Phoebe, "I'm the King of the World".
The Irish guy's parents are fkn Diamonds.
Lol bruh “I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT BUT THAT SOUNDS NICE” hahahah that girls reactions are hilarious
Aight but SAUCE????
Hailee and Kendra
Seems like Vinny won that Shanon's heart in the end
Who are they?
They look like a funny couple. Where can we find them?
poor mum never gets the joke lmao
The Hooters girl seems like a lot of fun.
And they look great!!!
@@simonostinelli187 well that's why they get hired, cuz hooters selling sex lmao
the blondes reactions are just adorable lol
I almost freaking died when I heard this one. What to go halves on a bastard
Those "uh-uh-uh" guys are the perfect combo of stupid and genius 😆
For real.
I made a pick up line the other day. I was drunk and high but it's some quality shiz to me. It goes like this, "Hey girl, lets play pinnochio, you ask me if I think you're hot, I'll lie and say no then show you where I grow."
😂😂😂✋😂😂😂👍👏
The math test had me rolling
1:24 was really hilarious
The Irish lads dad is the best 😂😂😂
What is his @ on TikTok I can’t find it
The day my heart stops beating for you is the day I admit the Earth is flat.
"This is a holiday, Sarah."
Hailey and girl are great. The reactions 😂
do you know who they are?
I got one too
"Hey girl your smile is killing, its literally killing me.. go get some goddamn toothpaste. "
NOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
The Irish guy is the funniest.
My favourite line: "Hailee!!"
8:45 was good😭
the last girl was cool....why the fuck not.....😂😂
0:45 Morgan's painfully pretty, like damn, God really was in a good mood when he made her
The best pickup line that ever worked for me was Will you be the Harley Quinn to my Joker.
Did he push you In acid yet?
@@nuggetinevitable4971 no but I did hook up with her.
Hailey gets her all the time.
Hi friends, yes, & it's wonderful, thx
1st one was good
sone gives one dad starts laughing
mom gives better one dad starts dying
Pickup line 101:I ordered a cake a while ago,but it never came I was wondering if I could have yours
0:45 she's beautiful
Okay....here's mine.
Me: Hey girl, you wanna play army?
Gal: Army? What's that?
Me: That's when I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
"Girl? You've got Water in your Legs?"
"???"
"Cause my Dowsingstick is reacting"
I always open with, “Do you like baseball?”
When they say “Yes”, I say,
“What’s your favorite position?”
n then? this isn't a pickup line yet cuz where's the punchline dude?
@@rafaelisslaam1894 This actually happened to me……..and then she said, “on my tummy”.
The Irish dude gat great parents
lmfao the mom chiming in on the first one. XD
11:04 he reloaded the bottle!
His mom is adorable 😂
"Are you a collective soul? Because you show me where to love and make me shine."
The Scottish one with the dad is the best
Aren't they Irish?
I had a nice time watching these.
I got 2 “are you a fart, cause you just blew me away”and”I’m so jealous of your heart, cause it’s pumping in you and I’m not”💀😭😅
The number one was super funny🤣🤣her face says it all
That first one tho 😂👌
Here’s a clever one: you know what goes together foverever and rhymes with wee woo?
Yeah, it’s me and you:)
My favorite are they guys who squawk at you, slap some shit, and trots away
11:00 that was actually clean
Name please this guy
W William bro really got his priorities straight
The one where the girl said “where do you come up with these?” was pretty funny. It was the one about the meat in the grill.
"Hey baby let's play BBQ!!! you put the oven and I put the animal..."
Poor William lol
The way that dude smiled at 8:44 😆😍😂
Love the Irish guy with the Dumb and Dumber haircut.
The brunette from Hooters is mesmerizing, so much that made me wish be an astronaut to take her to meet the stars and they notice that one of then have fallen
You make me feel like a pyramid the way you make me bricked up for no reason.
Hailee is so goddamn friggin PREECCCIOOOUUUUSSSS UUUUGGHHHHHHHH
Ok, but the first one tho-- XDDD If someone said that to me, i'd fold lmaoXD
my guyfriend told me this one: lets roleplay, i’ll be nike, you’ll be mcdonalds. i’ll be doing it, you’ll be loving it
i cackled
That first one killed me l
This was a cool a awesome video to watch
The first one was amazing.
4:35 yum yum from Dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
'The word of the day is legs. Let's go somewhere quiet and spread the word'
Sent my friend Clara this and her reaction to the Irish guy was “I’m gay but I’d go straight for that voice” apparently she got a thing for Irish accents….
Don't need the rest because you're the best
0:58 that's a lot for real 😮
9:30 NAHHH THAT LOOK🤣😭
Damn that ketchup one
Are you a ketchup bottle? 😂❤
there somethin about an irish accent that can make anything funnier because it sounds crazy
THIS Aaron is fucking genius.
0:01
1:23
1:57
4:24
6:54
4:51 is extra
Lmao at 2:38 !! plus I used to work with that Hooters girl on the left the shelbsta used to call her lol dead ass😆😆 she was one of my favorites ! .... never got a sample from her tho 😢😂
some of these were actually good wtf
How this for a pick up I made up 😂😂😂 did I ever tell you I’m like monopoly board because the more you play with me the harder I get 😂😂
The more i see, the more attractive Kendra is to me, her reactions are a big reason im sure that videos of her exist in the first place, they're too good to pass on.
To the woman on the floor next to nice motorcycle- I’m gonna need that helmet ⛑ safety first 😎🤙
Campfire line was super lame 😹😹😹😹
It was tame compared to most of the other inappropriate trash
6:31 SMOOOOOTHHH ASF!!! I'm trying this one fosho
😂
It was the water bottle slap of the water bottle that got me.
04:50 The best one here 😂
Too funny 😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A lot of those were pretty good. Too bad I won't get a chance to try any of them.
Hi, you’re beautiful.
Not pretty, not sexy, not gorgeous, just say beautiful.
Worked every time for me. Those lines are mostly funny, that one actually works. Say hi… say she’s beautiful. It will get you in the door.
Hayley is so naughty 😂
Staged
I'm definitely going too use these and when I come up with one I'll edit this comment.
Just thought of one: hay girl are you a storm because you leave me breathless.
Nice
If I had the ketchup bottle one used on me: " hell yeah baby, Let's do it!!!!!"
EDIT: I think she's intrigued but too embarrassed to say not so much of not impressed
Its funny how no one is talking boutthe ones from the 2 girls😭😭😂
hi friends, that's "Hailey & Kendra", the're fun!
I live the dad and son relationship yum yum
0:50 GRANDMA NOOO
I love Hailee's girlfriend. She has the sweetest outrage I've seen xD
Kendra and Hailee, they have an instagram account.
@@Ramza1987Also tik tok and youtube
I love the lesbian couple sm I love the “HALLEY!!”
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, or fertilized?"
6:04 That was a scary one.
Ok so I was at work one day (I work at costa vida in Texas) and 3 Mormon missionaries came in (I’m a baptist by the way) this was some things I said:
“Sorry, it just got a little hot in here when y’all walked in”
There was this one guy who wanted everything that didn’t cost him extra so I said
“I may cost extra, but I’m free on June 14”
Then to the same guy at the end we’re supposed to uprise sales in appetizers:
“Is there anything we can get for you? Chips and queso? Chips and salsa? Chips and guac? Or chips and my number?
He didn’t want my number but the said I was really good at pickup lines.
Is there a shortage of angels since you left.