Apian Bird the best response to “ I have a boyfriend” is to say well I have a math test. Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we were gonna cheat on
Me ordering coffee: Me: Could i get a latte? Cashier: I have a boyfriend Me: Excuse Me? Cashier: I said i have a boyfriend Me: Lady im just here ordering a coffee.. Cashier: I have a boyfriend Me: What does that have to do with anything? Cashier: Im just saying i have a boyfriend Me: I dont care could you just give me my fucking coffee? Cashier: No.. I have boyfriend
Also the ones walking away and barely acknowledging Dawson after he tells his line are not interested but the ones sticking around waiting for him to talk more are.
@@sushantkainth2849 that's the more reason why we make it hard for guys to get us because comments like these will come up. She's not desperate . She finds a guy attractive and goes for it. I salute her
It's bull I got told that and then saw the girl again and like what happened to your BF he ditched you like other guys. In a funny tone then she talked grabbed her ass and she became my GF.
Because the aim of a prank is to embarrass yourself and act as stupid as possible. So there's no pressure on him to be attractive to the girl. The only pressure he has is to keep a straight face during the prank.
Gogo Fortnite fail moments naw bro he told them. I understand what he was trying to say. But it’s mess up to not tell them. Plus he’s married. So he has no intention to even do that
Thank you guys for the support! I just dropped some new Merch, click the link & support the #FAM - bigdawsmerch.com 😁🤘🏼
BigDawsTv do u ever actually call these girls?
BigDawsTv stop it😭😂 this was hard to watch
BigDawsTv you got a fan from India
BigDawsTv ur my fav you tuber
BigDawsTv damn BigDawg I'm go pick up shawtys want to come with me?
00:50 "do u want my phone number or something?" How many lifetimes do I need to go through before a girl ask me that?
Ammar Abdullah Haram😂
Hanadi هههههههههههههههه قصفتي جبهته
Researcher303 هههههه لا بس نصيحه😂
Hanadi.. Can I have your phone number? 🌝🌝🌝🌞🌞
Researcher303 480 😂😂
Boy: what's your name?
Girl: I have a boy friend.
Boy: good name
True bro!!!
Achal bola kya bola matlab hila daala re
everyone is busy somehow😂😂😂😂
No I would just say
Me walks up to girl
Girl I have a boyfriend
Me well I have a math test
@@flix8743 best comedy 2020
😂
*Doesn't matter what you say... the secret is How You Say It*
To all RUclips people reading this, go and search who "Mihai Eminescu" is and you will understand his comment better. 😂😂
@@catalin3407 Was he some kind of Romanian socialist? I bet he was
foarte corect
@@ramaisen . Noooo , was an indian guru selling papadum japati ...
Mihai Eminescu or the secret is how much u pay them
Dawson: Tries to be awkward
Girl: Here’s my number
As easy as that bro.
@olteandatdracu yeah and u have to be 6’5 like Dawson otherwise u got no chance
@@mikewazowski2338 aint no way he 6"5
Hes big and tall he can do absolutely nothing and get numbers
The incels in this comment that think one has to be 6’5 to get a girls number lol. Brainwashed with Kevin Samuels & Alpha male channels. Go outside
*480*
it’s the area code
YourFired my area code 07
The 480 ladies seem really nice
Lol😂😂
420
Dawson: hey
Girl: 480...
Shivam khare 610
316
902
666
050
One of the dumbest videos yet! haha 30K likes by Thursday and I'll upload another prank!! #FAM
BigDawsTv sk📌
BigDawsTv you make my day bigdawg
Heloooooo ,It's me
BigDawsTv
Your my favorite RUclipsr!!!!!!!
best youtuber
Dawson: Hey
Girl: 480
Me: Hey
Girl: 911
The way he laughs at his dry jokes😭😂
Straight up
Yeah kinda crazy😂😂.
Yes
😂😂😂
Dry jokes for dry laugh yes
His over-exaggerated expressions get me LOL
Take A Walk With Me me 2
Take A Walk With Me
J
Please don't ever use lol like that ever again... it's just so cringy.
bothers me how people can be easily offended and upset when in reality has no ill affect on their life unless they allow it to
Bruce Lee 😂
For everyone asking, 480 is the area code here. That's why everyone's number starts with 480 LOL
It doesn't require a PhD to figure that one out.
It's sad you had to explain that to the ppl in the comments.
Hey Daws .watup dawg!? Say hi back. Lol
BigDawsTv chicken wings
LOL
Me: Hi, can I have your…
Girl: 911
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
STOFPDPSJDJ
Lol
Ngakak anjenggg
Dawson -
Girl - oh my God you are so funny .wanna have my number
She acknowledged his effort xD
One call later: do you wanna work at this comedy bar?
@@raisins7976 yes
It's funny, coming from FBI
She is wholesome
3:24 high five fail 😂😂😂
🤣🤣 I was just about to post that in comments
@@anonymouscreator2024 same...lol
😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn I wish it was this easy for me
College girls are nice, he would strike out if he went to a club and tried that.
When was the last time you tried?
EmaculateBarSpitter You wish it was easy to be cringe AF???
Yeah for real tho
EmaculateBarSpitter u gotta be a complete loser to not get girls that easy bru
“I only have 4% battery left but I’ll waste it texting you” I’m dead🤣
"Do you want my phone number or somethig" No No I don't! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that flex at the end definitely sealed the deal 😂
😂😂😂😂
3:23 rejected hi-fi's are the worst insults
Excuses
I have a boyfriend=70%
I’m gonna be late to class=25%
No=4%
Other=1%
No aint an excuse though.
Apian Bird or how about....I’m lesbian
Apian Bird the best response to “ I have a boyfriend” is to say well I have a math test. Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we were gonna cheat on
Ketchup Balls 1:17 ummm I have a boyfriend lol she definitely doesn’t
‘Other’ is mt favorite excuse
Me: **Opens the door**
Door: *"I have a boyfriend."*
Me ordering coffee:
Me: Could i get a latte?
Cashier: I have a boyfriend
Me: Excuse Me?
Cashier: I said i have a boyfriend
Me: Lady im just here ordering a coffee..
Cashier: I have a boyfriend
Me: What does that have to do with anything?
Cashier: Im just saying i have a boyfriend
Me: I dont care could you just give me my fucking coffee?
Cashier: No.. I have boyfriend
Aito Jumal Don't try too hard.
RoboticsZone Dont try to look good in your profile picture.
Julian De Koning I’m dead
Hahahah sad
Some of those were really awesome ones!
M.K.D. They were not awesome, he made them awesome
480😁
Number mil gya😂😂🤣🤣
@@warriorsclub67. 😂 😂.. Us ka code hai....
@@Somethiinglike to bhai mai konsa seriously le raha tha numbers ko😂😂
Bro can you explain me that? Cause im italian and I can't understand
@@victorfit828 it's a code number. It's depends on the state
BigDaws is a Legend! 🙏🏽
Andrew hell yAh
Dion Morgan Agreed my friend! 👌🏽
damn he is
Andrew
Andrew that bicep flex at the end tho 😂😂😂
Awww you're so cute! Do you want my phone number or something?
"No i don't"
😂😂😂
Lmao that part had me weak
B3 TV she sadly said oh really lol
Best part of the video
B3 TV Yep. Not the phone number but something.
B3 TV Savage
You can always tell which girls are lying about having a boyfriend by the delayed and awkward response they give
@Patrick Or, if they say they have a bf, leave it alone because they're not interested.
Also the ones walking away and barely acknowledging Dawson after he tells his line are not interested but the ones sticking around waiting for him to talk more are.
Dawson is so weird and awesome at the same time. Always gives me smile watching his videos.
1:28 her laugh 😂😂😂
Chamoi 21 tap on 1:28. And keep tapping it again and again after her laugh.
🐐🐐🐐
@@abhishekchoudhry2391 sounds like some machine
Goat
1:30
"I have a boyfriend"
The most polite.. Way to say no.. And it is common as well
and also its not true
adithya shukapuri nope the best unique one so far is i actually just got our of a relationship lol
Funny how all girls have boyfriends and all boys are single.
FireStormBaller best reply ever
adithya shukapuri but many actually do have bf's tho..so...
0:47 Do yo want my phone number or something...........NO I dont should I have it ? 🤣 CRINGE
That girl Reagan wanted the D. Hottest one on this video too.
She atcually said do you H A V E my pohne numbear.
I’m mad... those pickup lines were supposed to work
She just desperate
To be in a relationship
@@sushantkainth2849 that's the more reason why we make it hard for guys to get us because comments like these will come up. She's not desperate . She finds a guy attractive and goes for it. I salute her
"Are You Magician"
"Cause AbracaDamn"
Lmao good one
donate man
donate man
donate man
0:55 so friendly 😄
404 neck not found
Lmao that random flex killed meeeee LMAO 3:38
Ali Khashan same
Ali Khashan rip
Ali Khashan I
Dawson: looks at a girl...
Girl: ooohhhhoomygawd Ur so funny wanna sleepover tonight?
Duplicate binod😁😂
this is tooooo awkward bro idk how you do this 😭😭
Same I wish I didn't give a damn lmao 😂
Idk from where he gain this confidence jesus
Check out Juan's confidence. That was epic is the channels name
Kaushal Gurung i know i watch juan too but from where this guys get such confidence lol
@@georgetannous5162 they have some real confident balls lol
he is genuely just doesnt give a F ***** damn 🤑🤑
كن أنت | Kon Ant ...لا تسب
What are you trying to say exactly? There is not a single correct word on your comment lmao
he is saying "لا تسب " which means "don't swear " and "كن انت" means "be yourself" @ClassicMuscleLover
Dominus Providebit You're brainwashed and triggered. You prolly have a really miserable life.
SharpAsIce says the guy who has no goal in life
'I only have 4% battery left, but I'll waste it texting you'
- Dawson 2k17
that wasn't even funny
Says the 44 likes on the comment.
Some Thing dude as soon as I saw your comment he said it in the video.
Idk if that was a compliment or an insult towards that girl lol!
griimey most definitely an insult.
Girl walkig
Me : Hello, I can predict the future
She : How ?? !!
Me : You will say that you have a boyfriend
Nice one
It's bull I got told that and then saw the girl again and like what happened to your BF he ditched you like other guys. In a funny tone then she talked grabbed her ass and she became my GF.
@ 3:38 I was not expecting that LOL
Colossus Fitness LMFAO
Bigger than urs
I know :(
LLLLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOOOO
lmao fkn killer
3:39 wtf was that dawson?! Lmao
What?
119 likes... Hmmm 😂
lmfao when you flexed for no reason!
Greg El-Bitar hahahaha ikr
Flexed to flex
😂😂😂😂😂
here's the catch though, I dont think he flexed.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
0:59 "Its 480.. Yahhhh"
😂😂
dude she was hella nice
This guy is so confident he can even act like he lacks confident. for me, that would be the real me
That's because he's doing a prank video with a RUclips audience. It's not exactly difficult to be confident for a prank video.
Because the aim of a prank is to embarrass yourself and act as stupid as possible. So there's no pressure on him to be attractive to the girl. The only pressure he has is to keep a straight face during the prank.
Oh shit, she straight up offered her number 😳😳😳
yea ikr lol
The way Dawson reacted was hilarious "no should I have it" lmao
I don't think he told the girls who gave their number that it was a prank
Of course he did lol. Two reasons, 1 he has someone, and 2 he needs permission to put them on video
Gavin Cambridge true, but he means it in a different way i think.
Gogo Fortnite fail moments naw bro he told them. I understand what he was trying to say. But it’s mess up to not tell them. Plus he’s married. So he has no intention to even do that
@@gavincambridge9952 I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously. He meant that he didn't tell them because he'll date them.
😂
"...Do you want to go out....?" He's wearing a wedding ring lol
@ 0:27
0:50 "awww your so funny do you want my phone number or something".... "no I don't"
Danny Bombard she was so nice.
MORE AWKWARD HUGS WHOS WITH ME!!!
Ghostly Assasin i
Ghostly Assasin YES
Im agree.!
I couldn't watch that part
Did you just fart?..
Cause you blew me away
good 1
xDDD
@@HappySmilingDog-d7u hey machine bun jelly...
.
Fack you..
-stan
haHAA u got me son
Ew
Bruhhh how can you live through these awkward moments without ripping your eyes out
this guy got balls
Vaniac no shit
I thought all guys do
I got balls too
"Boys that actually have a girlfriend 1%"
"Girls that actually have a boyfriend 99%"
Fix that rule please..
hοπιε 大橱 Genius
that 99% is rotating thru the 1%
The average guy in a relationship has 99 grill friends.
Mc Terb You've got it dude lel
Lmao some of these dudes out here just don't claim they girl 🤷🏽♂️
-Hey are you a cow?
-....
-Because I would love to get some of your milk
L
BECAUSE YOU NEED SOME MILK #sorrynotsorry
The only time I enjoy after reaching home from job is watching your videos,n laugh alone loudly😂😂😂keep shining bro
Big daws is underrated as hell 😤😤😤
CHEN and nelk
Ikr
Harry Wayne ikr
You should say
You turn my software into hardware
Reaction time?
Hhhh funny,
Hahaha
0:50 that was unexpected
Bro she's thirsty af.
lol
why can't I find a girl that horny
Genie Houdini
Well shit I'm hungry n need something 2 quench ma thirst
She knew he is RUclipsr and Rich, otherwise no girl would be that horny to ask for guy phone number
If they say "actually" before "have a boyfriend" YOU KNOW IT'S A LIE
Good point!
Fine with me I wouldn't really care it is what it is.
0:49 " *Oh, you're so funny* " ...
i dont know why it seemed so to me 😂😂
0:48 em ok ? That was fast as fucking fast
3:24 awkward pat on the knee moment
That blonde girl interested asf! 😂❤
''do you believe at love at first sight or should i walk by again'' worked perfectly
0:50 we need girls more like this
it's sarcasm
Dylan Lukan glad someone caught on.
This isn't real
I think shes to honest and straight to say shit and i might slap her if we were in a relationship
just sayin i dont hit girls
"I have a boyfriend"...ok maybe
"I actually have a boyfriend"
SHE LYIN!!!!
I thought exactly the same ahah
EXACTLY WHAT I JUST FIGURED OUT OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
Martin Awad I know right
Martin Awad what time
Tae woods 1:19
Difficulty Level:
Hard: 0:14
Medium: 0:42
Easy AF: 0:50
0:50 she is craving for it
Bigdaws can somehow make extremely cringe situations funny...
CHEN is the quirky music
"Are you a magician?"
"Cause ABRACADAM"😂😂😂 Totally got me😂
🤣
APRCADAM what does it means ?
Isn't that girl familiar
True man XD
@@shinecleaningshinecleaning it means to disappear , means when he see her rest disappear
Haha when he flexed his bicep at the end 😹
Lol so awkward
dude I died lmao
The best part of this whole thing is that he's wearing his wedding ring while doing it.
I officially dropped dead at 2:26😂😂😂😂😵
Jack Martinek She didn't get it lol
😂
I dont get it. Someone explain
She’s like “ no habla English”
Jack Martinek lmaooo
The laugh that follows the line is actually the funniest part.
keenmuhammad ibrahim bello Lol
That blonde girl was really desperate for a meeting haahah
So? She fine af😂
Bet you were more desperate when you wrote that comment haha
Girl not interested= bitch
Girl interested= desperate
Lmao
@@casebased8391 yeah😅
This gets a HUGE 🤣🤣🤣 from me!!
PICKS UP 5 GIRLS BY HAVING NO GAME!
I laughed so hard when he flexed...omg!!🤣🤣🤣
"is your name wifi,cause we have a connection"..hope it's not public WiFi.....😂😂😂😂
Excalibur ! Lmao
Lol
Stop this
These embarrassing pick up lines make me cringe😂😂😂❤️
NighTimePtoductions lmfao same
I had to put on my anti-cringe cloak which is actually my blanket, but it didn't work good enough. Some cringe still passed by .D:D
NighTimePtoductions your excessive emoji use makes me cringe
IKR XD
2:24 this joke gonna haunt me to death
Kristiopan Kennard 😂
She didn't even get it. So good that she kept going lol
Lmaoooo, the flex at the end😂😂 This guy is the truth, and I’ve been sleeping lol
HAHAHA!! Oh yea BigDaws back at it again!!
0:51 She wanted it straight away.
BirdyGurdy she didnt even know his name until after she gave him her number like wtf
Seemed planed or sketched. No one is that inviting to a total stranger
TamGotBandz 1 and theres people who dont pass the language barrier until after marriage. Its almost 2018 grow up or go back to Jake Paul only diet
she wanted his organs
That's her way of getting her victims.
Muahahaha! Muahahaha ha! Lol XD
the embarrassment at 3:24
Rohan
Roshan yeah bud
Rohan Shekhawat Rohan
He tried to pat her back! Omg, I died from laughing! Haha
2:22 that action blow my mind 😂😂😂😆😠😢😁😂😂
LOL dawson you forgot to censor their numbers its 480 imma call all of them
lmaooooo
Lol
good luck with that
480 is the area code
Mr Tweety THATS THE JOKE OMG
*3:27* tries to give high five... Ended up facepalm-ed 🤣🤣🤣
3:23 I think is what he means guys
Sumukh qwqwa
3:23
The std one made me fall off my floor! 🤣😂😂😂
Martin Sanchez fall off your floor? Da fuq you do fall to the ceiling?
madatyoutoob 😂😂😂 u just made my day with that reply!
This dude rolled out the window
madatyoutoob 😂😂😂
You should have done "Nerds say embarrassing pickup lines", would be funnier.
As long as they made them laugh and made sense.
1:27 that laugh though
gs theboss LOL IKR?!
phatdeck bootie eater69 sounds like a mustang failing to start.
How do u keep a straight face
Dave T be a man
Masen Plays WR And More!
What have being a man to do with this
Grow up kid
Masen Plays WR And More!
Well says the guy whos propaly plays MR his hole life
Its practice
That flex at the end had me dying lmaooo
“Are you a photographer?, because I can picture you and I together “ 😄
Can you believe Daws has the balls to do this kinda of content A Legend!
itsZero not hard dude
they are girls not sharks
3:24 highfive?
Willy Lim OMG, I was like... you got aired out bro! Hahah
“I have 4% battery left and ill waste it by texting you “ that line is dope 😂😂😂
Imagine the thousands of times bigdaws got rejected. That's some serious balls and dedication to our entertainment.
I thought this was one of your better ones. Could have been twice as long or maybe a part 2.
3:38 - When he throws the flex up hahaha
i saw this just as it showed in the vid
2:30 was hilarious 😂
"Was your mother a biever?"
- "eeh., no."
xD
Prince A she didn't get it 😂😂
These r actually one of the best Lines i've heard! Big thanks to Big dos!👌☝️
PICKING UP GIRLS WHILE EXTREMELY SWEATY! hahaha And go in for the hug after you get the number lol!