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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @goonspodcast
    @goonspodcast  Год назад +2977

    Yes we know Kwite proved his innocence. This was recorded before his apology video, and his podcast episode has been reinstated.

    • @crimson-thief
      @crimson-thief Год назад +95

      Cool

    • @_ight_
      @_ight_ Год назад +164

      Pog goons cast stay at 121 :) unfortunately that one stays in the shadow realm

    • @AnkushB1811
      @AnkushB1811 Год назад +21

      Who is kwite?

    • @andre._._
      @andre._._ Год назад +235

      @@AnkushB1811 a commentary youtuber who was recently outed as a bad man but was proven innocent yesterday

    • @WildGamingDark
      @WildGamingDark Год назад +37

      @@AnkushB1811 the guest they had on episode 115

  • @plutoziummmmm
    @plutoziummmmm Год назад +579

    Soup getting genuinely upset and grossed out at Yumi's bruise is the funniest shit I've seen in a while

  • @Mr_McPicky
    @Mr_McPicky Год назад +639

    Soup looks like he's a Slipknot member that the band themselves don't want anyone to know about cause he's legitimatly too insane.

    • @wesleyjones2961
      @wesleyjones2961 Год назад +31

      Bro it does look like Corey's chapter.5 mask lol

  • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
    @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Год назад +916

    McNasty: I USED to be late for podcasts a lot, not anymore.
    Also McNasty: Oh fuck, it's Wednesday!

    • @braxtonpayne9093
      @braxtonpayne9093 Год назад +6

      Jesus loves you all

    • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
      @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Год назад +24

      @@braxtonpayne9093 I'm Bi

    • @hraom
      @hraom Год назад +10

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 💀💀

    • @BreadTank112
      @BreadTank112 Год назад +2

      @@braxtonpayne9093 there is no evidence that the biblical god exists besides for your maybe 1000 year old book. Come back when you have any good arguments.

    • @ZEPZONO
      @ZEPZONO Год назад +6

      ​@Evan Collins 112 I don't think they were arguing, they just stated something.

  • @shadowraven4041
    @shadowraven4041 Год назад +616

    I feel like they get progressively more insane with each episode

    • @SRVOLLEY
      @SRVOLLEY Год назад +17

      2 episodes in a row we talk about septic tanks here...

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 Год назад +19

      Soup willl wear ethans skin not so far in the future for sure.:D

    • @braxtonpayne9093
      @braxtonpayne9093 Год назад

      Jesus loves you all

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 Год назад

      @@braxtonpayne9093 Not septic tank man.

    • @Voidrad
      @Voidrad Год назад

      That's not a feeling, that's a fact.

  • @jpaulgettyproductions
    @jpaulgettyproductions Год назад +779

    Can’t wait for this to go number 1 in Lithuania

    • @A.tess08
      @A.tess08 Год назад +14

      Naw this shit is hitting top trending in Togo

    • @Tuxedorunner
      @Tuxedorunner Год назад +11

      I am from Lithuania, I can confirm it’s #1

    • @pgbrytbackup8646
      @pgbrytbackup8646 Год назад +7

      Number #1 Podcast in the Republic of the Upper Volta

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 Год назад +4

      Nah no way bruh this podcast is numba #1 on Caraș-Severin💀💀💀💀

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 Год назад

      I’m from Kiltland

  • @EfymirTheTransient23
    @EfymirTheTransient23 Год назад +1139

    i fucking knew it. I've been trying to tell people for years that Mcnasty was actually yumi under that mask

  • @probably6575
    @probably6575 Год назад +353

    I like how Yumi just drops casually, impressive beatboxing. Bro should be a background track for future intros

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 Год назад +63

      All I can think of is the clip of him inhaling spit and it makes me cry every time

    • @Xinuka
      @Xinuka Год назад +32

      @@samael4550 yumi is fucking hilarious. i love him + goons every time. and holy shit i watched him playing kali on rainbow 6 he is insane

    • @thememegod2203
      @thememegod2203 Год назад +6

      As someone who's been doing it for 2 years, I can say that he's pretty good for someone with little to no experience.

  • @nataniadomi
    @nataniadomi Год назад +41

    30:33 soup was genuinely APPALLED

  • @Guhoose
    @Guhoose Год назад +33

    27:30 best insult I've heard in a long time is "That guy is almost smart enough to be stupid."

  • @kiananelson9306
    @kiananelson9306 Год назад +155

    I'm literally graduating right now but the goons podcast comes first

    • @somerandomdude2085
      @somerandomdude2085 Год назад +10

      Lucky. I still got one more year in my ghetto ass high school until I can leave.

    • @lammoth1214
      @lammoth1214 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah you'll have a bright future buddy

  • @TheChauffeur05
    @TheChauffeur05 Год назад +50

    Bro the father joke from Yumi and soup scratching his head killed me crying laughing as a fellow bastard that shit was funny asf 😂

  • @greasynick3041
    @greasynick3041 Год назад +46

    The podcasts with Yumi are my favorite because you guys have great comedic chemistry

  • @SerpentQueen220
    @SerpentQueen220 Год назад +242

    a Goons Podcast idea i had in mind was:
    Goons Podcast, Guests Only Special
    featuring: Yumi, Grizzy, Ethan, and Oompa

    • @RipTIdeWide
      @RipTIdeWide Год назад +16

      Bro I was legit thinking the exact same thing lol that would be awesome

    • @DarkDisc1
      @DarkDisc1 Год назад +7

      Technically wouldn't be a goons podcast unfortunately

    • @flame_half
      @flame_half Год назад +17

      That would be so on brand actually too.

    • @EthanhasYouTube
      @EthanhasYouTube Год назад +35

      im down for everyone except ethan

    • @flame_half
      @flame_half Год назад +10

      @@EthanhasRUclips how about a solo Ethan episode? Sounds good to me.

  • @bigrich6075
    @bigrich6075 Год назад +115

    My brother in Christ we have been blessed this afternoon.

  • @Storm.Vortex
    @Storm.Vortex Год назад +36

    "y'know some days I forget its podcast day" -Mcnasty

  • @samael4550
    @samael4550 Год назад +28

    33:30 bro 💀💀 out of pocket but absolutely factual

    • @thatoneguy8537
      @thatoneguy8537 Год назад

      @@griffinforti9621 he did grew up without a father.
      It has been an inside joke for years, but yeah his dad went to get some milk.

  • @whitecoffee1427
    @whitecoffee1427 Год назад +64

    Thank god something to listen to in the car on the way to baseball today

  • @auisfbiuhask6353
    @auisfbiuhask6353 Год назад +92

    40:07 lmaoooo amazing joke by blarg that everyone missed

  • @dopedudejade
    @dopedudejade Год назад +32

    My fellow Spotify listeners, it’s good to hear you here to see what fuckery the goons are up to this time.

    • @greyghost8763
      @greyghost8763 Год назад +1

      Yup,that's me, just came to see wtf soup was up to😂😂😂

    • @shruthimaniyodath7755
      @shruthimaniyodath7755 Год назад

      Yeah I just did. It all makes sense now. I thought I was going insane...

  • @haley.1
    @haley.1 Год назад +37

    Blarg’s eyes are so cursed on the close ups with that filter on

  • @fridaolivia
    @fridaolivia Год назад +15

    this is one of the most chill podcasts y’all have made and I love it

  • @Just_Someone2345
    @Just_Someone2345 Год назад +17

    I love that schlatt was the one to injure yumi

  • @Tami_to_the_bu
    @Tami_to_the_bu Год назад +10

    It's beautiful how Soups camera has the highest quality out of all of them. Love me seeing some oompa loompa on crack in HD

  • @plaguedocjay
    @plaguedocjay Год назад +5

    Listening/ watching to this as I recover from a car crash. Got pain all over my body and a nearly totaled car, but I LOVE ME A GOONS VIDEO

  • @aagoraphobicYT
    @aagoraphobicYT Год назад +50

    I'm so glad they dropped a new episode while I'm on a road trip lol

  • @TheLordOfBepiz
    @TheLordOfBepiz Год назад +31

    It gets more and more cursed each time and it's wonderful

  • @stormierbody8419
    @stormierbody8419 Год назад +3

    52:38 one thing that happened my school regularly was something called “donkey basketball” where you’re essentially just playing basket ball but while riding a donkey and if you participated you got a shirt that read “I survived donkey basketball”

  • @elishabryant3816
    @elishabryant3816 Год назад +7

    “You’re at a fair. If you’re walking behind rides, you’re asking for it” -Soup 2023

  • @gLobbZ
    @gLobbZ Год назад +14

    Blargs camera made me question if I had my glasses on

  • @johaan4533
    @johaan4533 Год назад +15

    Somehow one of the most entertaining episode from y'all 💀

  • @overdrive00
    @overdrive00 Год назад +9

    it would be hell and chaos but i wanna see the goons x the group, 10 people on one podcast

  • @PapiChuloJuicebox
    @PapiChuloJuicebox Год назад +3

    44:54 “friendly fire will not be tolerated”

  • @lowmanbro1084
    @lowmanbro1084 Год назад +7

    It’s RIDICULOUS how funny soup is… I swear he should be one of the biggest comedians. I promise if he was bigger in the 2010s and older at the time, he would be mainstream. I really like all these guys♥️💙🖤💚🤎❤

  • @gocryptic
    @gocryptic Год назад +10

    The fact that it wasn’t “masked grandpa soup” asking the shit question. This was Dallas asking this question 😂💀😂💀 1:02:53

  • @slimscoots4922
    @slimscoots4922 Год назад +4

    I need goons goons has been MIA for too long

  • @kcail2193
    @kcail2193 Год назад +9

    That’s the best mask that would work for soup 😂 please use it every once in a while, shit is hilarious

  • @-zod-4882
    @-zod-4882 Год назад +10

    So nice to see shoenice on the podcast, what a humble crew.

  • @bencee7344
    @bencee7344 Год назад +9

    I’m watching this in class trying not to get in trouble for laughing my ass off

  • @cs4632
    @cs4632 Год назад +4

    Yumi actually dropping some useful knowledge. My dad didn’t do to the dr for 30 years and then almost got taken out by a colon tumor. Get those check ups fellas.

  • @cactichris9829
    @cactichris9829 Год назад +4

    Truly one of the episode of all tim😂

  • @cyrosphere0154
    @cyrosphere0154 Год назад +5

    As someone from Texas, I will say it's sometimes annoying tripping over all these guns everywhere

  • @benzothewicked
    @benzothewicked Год назад +2

    goons got me lookin like a weird baffoon tryna make my tongue in a circle while i’m biking at the gym lmfao

  • @isengarde9490
    @isengarde9490 Год назад +3

    28:50
    I'm stealing that. Thanks Blarg's teammate from highschool.

  • @tylerbowers7658
    @tylerbowers7658 Год назад +6

    Dooo needs to put his next cam on the casting couch. That would be hilarious

  • @milkyman6018
    @milkyman6018 Год назад +28

    the group chat podcast is funny as shit, i highly recommend my friendings

    • @derteater
      @derteater Год назад

      You absolute disgrace only goons

  • @DoctorBubba55
    @DoctorBubba55 Год назад +1

    34:51 my friends fiancé died the other day idk three days after his birthday. He said if you think there’s something wrong go in and get it checked out or really make regular appointments every two months or so. I guess they went in after knowing something was wrong and I guess they were too late and she passed away so quick. Gotta take care of ourselves

  • @mr_coke1401
    @mr_coke1401 Год назад +12

    We need BigT on the Goonz

  • @sickkk522
    @sickkk522 Год назад +12

    Yay Derek made a guest appearance

  • @flapboi2807
    @flapboi2807 Год назад +3

    my actual name is Derek so i'm honored to be on the podcast

  • @woody8577
    @woody8577 Год назад +4

    Thanks, boys. I needed this.

  • @elishabryant3816
    @elishabryant3816 Год назад +2

    New dooo vid 👉🏼“Playing guitar for criminals during the purge but I pretend I’m a beginner”

  • @DFeXVevo
    @DFeXVevo Год назад +14

    I love the cursed setups

  • @navations
    @navations Год назад +4

    There’s so many things going on all we need is a soundboard with the snore and fart sounds💀

  • @lyrz5083
    @lyrz5083 Год назад +15

    Last time I listened to a goons podcast with Yumi, they talked about how annoying it is to live with other content creators.. Now Yumi lives with 4 other content creators

  • @borr-son4621
    @borr-son4621 Год назад +5

    This podcast made me feel like a fever dream

  • @natashaunfiltered
    @natashaunfiltered Год назад

    48:10 the grade before me for their senior prank did a food fight, only they snuck in cartons upon cartons of eggs too. So it was a genuine disaster when not only normal school food started flying, but eggs too.

  • @H2Productions_
    @H2Productions_ Год назад +4

    I like how the craziest thing at yumi’s school was shut was and fire trash cans , man mine was riots and fights every other day. Then you got the drug rings in the bathrooms. Then top it off with breakdancing soap operas in the cafeteria. High school was a lm odd time

  • @shivermaw5913
    @shivermaw5913 Год назад +15

    Okay we need a legit beatbox intro from yumi

  • @bvs1q
    @bvs1q Год назад +1

    Really glad the doo got paid well for that solo. It sounds so good

  • @Tami_to_the_bu
    @Tami_to_the_bu Год назад +2

    The goons podcast looks like what shit-posting feels like. And I love every second of it

  • @olivermagana6944
    @olivermagana6944 Год назад +1

    What a wonderful birthday present from the goons

  • @yettipat2795
    @yettipat2795 Год назад +6

    Blarg looks like he's using a webcam from the 00s

  • @BrimanTucker
    @BrimanTucker Год назад +3

    Did soup have a stroke reading that email? Or just committing to the Bingo lovers Bit

  • @spikejohnson6739
    @spikejohnson6739 Год назад +1

    School story from middle school:
    An assembly was called randomly in the middle of a school day. Grades 6th through 8th because of boom boom threats written on the bathroom walls in one only handicap bathroom on ground level floor (my classes were on the top third floor.) And they didn't disclose what was said on the wall or what was used. A hour or two after the assembly back in class I get called to the office. Then I'm questioned now this is exactly what the principal said to me " blank have you been writing bomb threats in youre own poop on the handicap bathroom walls?" I then proceeded to die laughing rolling on the ground while laughing I explained " no im not the one doing it"
    A hour later the kid turned himself in and is was one of the special needs kids who did it.

  • @vamp1652
    @vamp1652 Год назад +17

    Time to watch the goons instead of doing school work 👀👀

  • @Guynamedtag
    @Guynamedtag Год назад +7

    New episode is always a good sign🤘

  • @sutureart2080
    @sutureart2080 Год назад +1

    28:45 (reminded me)
    my brother once told me that a friend of his got told off by a girl for wearing a muscle shirt/tank top.
    She said "Why are you wearing a muscle shirt? You don't even have muscles."
    And he got her back with "Idk, why are you wearing a bra when ain't got no boobs?" 😅

  • @fluppet2350
    @fluppet2350 Год назад +2

    As a Canadian, yes you do hear some pretty intense shit when playing hockey

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 Год назад +1

    My old school didn't have a year end senior prank but we did have a huuugggeee JR v.s SR water balloon/gun fight... Inside the school.
    In the week leading up to it every class would put all the electronics and textbooks into seacans and set up places to hide and bunkers with desks.

  • @BLD-sl4cm
    @BLD-sl4cm Год назад

    I don't watch every episode of Podcast but I feel like every time I come back it gets more unhinged and more unhinged in terms of camera quality and just content

  • @Bruhhh05
    @Bruhhh05 Год назад +7

    That beatboxing tho damn

  • @samthomas6132
    @samthomas6132 Год назад +6

    My grandma recently passed away after she ran into a post office and blew herself up in the name of the greater good, this has really cheered me up thankyou guys.

  • @oppositesattract396
    @oppositesattract396 Год назад +1

    as a maintenance technician, hearing Yumi’s septic tank story… there is a very good possibility that the pressure went backwards and the shit went up a mainline and went into the water line which is a huge contamination and no water should be used for cleaning and/or consuming. That school should honestly be condemned till the plumbing issue is fixed, but it depends how the school main pipeline is connected to the waste line.

  • @blowtorchesandbadideas6456
    @blowtorchesandbadideas6456 Год назад +2

    Certified plumber here. Sounds like the septic tank was backed up completely and rusted so thats why they had it exposed. Also,that's definitely an OSHA violation leaving the hole open. It usually takes a few weeks to ship a septic tank so that's probably why it was left open

  • @ericescobedo3456
    @ericescobedo3456 Год назад +1

    30:30 I'm using this as a personal bookmark

  • @DrEagle1776
    @DrEagle1776 Год назад +7

    no new podcast?

  • @nicefam4slayer278
    @nicefam4slayer278 Год назад

    thank you for having me on the podcast juggling

  • @clarencepenas8406
    @clarencepenas8406 Год назад +6

    8 days no upload... Wow now that's a problem

  • @AN7IFA
    @AN7IFA Год назад +3

    It’s been 2 weeks, I need my goons fix NOW!!!!

  • @juanwerner1490
    @juanwerner1490 Год назад +1

    The end of this just sounded like an intervention for mcnasty and he ain’t even there

  • @biggusriggus7693
    @biggusriggus7693 Год назад +1

    Fun Senior prank story from my uncle.
    My 3 uncles went to high-school in mid 70's Era Detroit, and the principal there was apparently a grade A dickbag that even teachers and staff couldn't stand. So my uncles went to the janitor and for 3 tabs of acid they got the main entrance and roof access keys. For the senior prank, the entire automotive class showed up early, took apart the principals car, and reassembled it on the school roof

  • @seigetroll7748
    @seigetroll7748 Год назад +3

    This is what happens when you take 1200mg of Benadryl

  • @ARMANDOTRON
    @ARMANDOTRON Год назад +3

    Not even your trainer would molest you part got me weak

  • @stonerpanda5052
    @stonerpanda5052 Год назад +8

    We need to check on soup's mental health frequently.

  • @Xranty
    @Xranty 11 месяцев назад

    27:40 me an my brother an a couple of friends beat some kids in football an this chubby kid was so mad he followed us and keep saying “you eat diapers”😂

  • @yaboipktendo
    @yaboipktendo Год назад +5

    Based on what they've said, this was recorded before Kwite's video

  • @Hara2.
    @Hara2. Год назад +2

    I love when Yumi is in the podcast. Please get Ethan and Yumi at the same time. That'd be amazing!

  • @dinoboyvinny9913
    @dinoboyvinny9913 Год назад +3

    yay yumi always makes everything better

  • @itsjustlemmy3527
    @itsjustlemmy3527 Год назад +2

    i need a link to that mask i love how it moves with your face, would be hilarious just to have and scare someone with. lol

  • @kmandaspicyboi1952
    @kmandaspicyboi1952 Год назад +2

    Grandpapy soup doing googling on his secret boof TI-84 calculator

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 Год назад +1

    16:54
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @daidaley3781
    @daidaley3781 Год назад +3

    i honestly feel like im in a fever dream watching this

  • @Walmaree
    @Walmaree Год назад +1

    when you're rewatching the podcasts and a new one dropped a minute ago

    • @derteater
      @derteater Год назад

      The fuck is that emoji

  • @addison3850
    @addison3850 Год назад +2

    This thumbnail is gold lol

  • @puttumsftw8478
    @puttumsftw8478 Год назад +2

    Half way through the podcast I was thinking "wow they're going get through a whole podcast without talking about shit".

  • @ChrisTheMadKing
    @ChrisTheMadKing Год назад +5

    Pick your fighter:
    Wide Yumi
    Low Rez Blarg
    Insane asylum Soup
    Monkey Dooo

  • @dofrobaggins1883
    @dofrobaggins1883 Год назад

    That sewage tank incident sounds like it could be on your top 10 list of best holes

  • @GeoffPG
    @GeoffPG Год назад +1

    Ok, curiosity is killing me, who were the not-so-good guests that made them drop episodes? Yes, I live under a rock.

    • @afatcat180
      @afatcat180 Год назад +1

      Call me Carson, and kwite, kwite was proven innocent before this was uploaded so that podcast is still up, Carson was on ep17 which is why they make fun of it

  • @ratfood3875
    @ratfood3875 Год назад +10

    Derek a real one 🫡

    • @GooBliff
      @GooBliff Год назад

      Shouts out to the lil homie Derek on god