Dr. J.M.K Teaches Spiritual Psychology
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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“Dr. J.M.K. looks like he did weed exactly once….” BEST DESCRIPTION OF ANYONE EVER
Only made better by the fact that it's a direct quote of what a journalist wrote about Josh
Haha! Isnt that a reference to that pitchfork review?
Wow its perfect hahahaha
i almost pissed myself when that came up
Is this real?!
I feel like this solidifies the thought of him being a leash kid
My theory has gained so much traction oml
OMG I never thought about that, but you're right!
LMFAOOOO
Can you imagine him NOT being a leash kid? He'd be off every 3 minutes
Him and his twin and Sam all needed leashes hahahaha
This is honestly the most normal hes ever seemed
LMFAO FR THO
I was like 1000
What? Biting at the air isn’t normal? Lol…
Ngl we all long Josh and his wild energy
AHAHHAHA
As someone with a psychology degree, these four minutes were more enlightening than my four years of study. Brilliant, vivacious Dr.J.M.K is a true leader in the field.
Literally same
Update: I now have a Master’s degree as well. Still more enlightening.
Cant believe Josh just single handedly started world peace
You're aware they really could change The Thinking of PEOPLE, they have the power, We really need change.
@ziggy or DYLAN
Right
Right?? And it only took one hit of weed
Wait, what’s happening here?
I got my Philosophy degree from the university of Michigan and like, he could actually teach there and no one would question it.
The clapping sounds really helped drill down the point. Wouldn’t have made nearly enough sense if it weren’t for that clapping. This man knows what he’s talking about.
That wasn’t clapping
That was two hands, fucking
@@Zizwizwee you are absolutely right
@@Zizwizwee IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the sounds are vaguely familiar….some how..
@@trishb.2948 he really wanted to give us the complete experience
this looks like something you would see on adult swim at 3am.
i dont think i’m gonna be ready for jakes master class i’m literally crying of laughter😭💀
“Oliver Reed: The Master of Disguise”
@@gracie6466 STOP IM LITERALLY SHITTING TEARS
@@gracie6466 PLEASE DJNDJEJE
Not jake… OLIVER FUCKING REED!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry who? I thought his name was oLivEr FuCKinG ReEd 😂
the way he enunciates his words really makes me happy
Yeah, I love the way he speaks
Yeah, I love the way he speaks
The quivering when he's doing the headstand is killing me
mans literally fighting for his life on that chair
I'm crying 😭😭😭
I just read the pitchfork interview for the first time and 1. I can’t believe how much this guy just went IN for no reason and 2. What I love even more is that josh responded with this level of absolute pure, beautiful satire.
All the satires fuck in this video.
okay but the head stand was actually really impressive
I agree, I can't do that without the extreme fear I'll tumble over and break my neck.
Because he does yoga🙄
Very painful to watch
Im really glad I found this band and I get to be apart of this fandom because this is top tier entertainment my friends.
Honestly best band ever, no other band behaves like them 😂 love being part of this fandom
i love how at 2:24 you can start to see him laugh so they cut away really fast
I just forwarded Master Class to my son in college and have advised him to drop all religion and psychology courses immediately and follow Jake’s Master Class teachings. I mean look, 4 years of high tuition cost or 4 minutes with Jake. It’s a no brainer. Heading out to watch the trees and clouds fuck now.
Yes, except this is Josh, not Jake.
@@kindking8009 Dude….my bad. It must have been the clapping!
people: so um, who’s your favourite philosopher?
me: *you wouldn’t get it*
*edit. to whoever is reading this: hi there, I hope something good happens to you today
And for that edit i give you a kiss on da forehead! Have a good day!!
aww the edit
HAHHHAHA YASSS LOVE U
Funny as phuck. I got it and Im a fan and a58 year old Mom
This is perfect
I’m just so happy that they threw shade at the Pitchfork review
I’m so enlightened, who would have thought that EVERYTHING “fawks”
To the person who okay'd this in whatever board room, for whatever reason- Thank you so much.
Hearing Josh curse is like hearing Santa Clause curse. It just ain’t right. 😂
Nah..it suits him..lol
I agree
@@kimicaballero4935 I like it better when he doesnt curse tho.
well get over it,i'm glad he speaks english and uses it well.
@@theresaheyer537
Chill I’m just joking. I’m not mad that he swore
All the Midwesterners thinking, "what accent?" Haha that's me, I'm the Midwesterner - IL, IA, WI & MI all have a place in my heart.
I live in Wisconsin and he sounds nothing like the people here.
“and they do little human thangs and it’s really cute” that has me dying for some reason
SAME LMFAO
I will be using an entire session with my therapist just to unpack this video and the hold it has on me.
What did the therapist say? You gotta tell us.
“Everything is sex” best quote ever
It's the universal truth..
And that's ph in 3 words
Is the truth
I feel like he stole this from Jake.
Either he just had it, or he needs to get some…..quickly.
The fact GVF are creating these hilarious classes basically ripping on Pitchfork insults about the band and other shit..yet still including the message of peace n love...well done, boys!
he looks so gorgeous i want to cry
Lol, yes they all are...
honestly “peace and love is evolution and revolution” is such a good quote why is this well written
if you spell evolution backwards the last four letters are "love" and if you do the same with revolution the last four letters are "lover".
Including the Pitchfork quote was a stroke of pure and utter genius and we need more of that sort of behavior on this planet.
okay but I can’t be the only one wondering if the “everything is about f*cking part” was shade because of that Pitchfork article also. I remember reading it and laughing at how he was trying to interpret “The Cold Wind” as somehow being about sex
@@Amanda-dq2lx I recall the article saying that about The New Day actually, but I could be wrong. When I’m fairly certain the song had to do with their sister, so the farthest thing from sexual.
@@king_supreme1102 He actually said it about both songs lol. I just remembered that one specifically because of this comment:
“And at least Zeppelin knew to separate their sweet-lady-I’m-horny songs from their howling-about-literary-fantasy songs. Hilariously, Greta Van Fleet combine them into one on “The Cold Wind,””
Like…this has to have been written by someone who has never heard a Led Zeppelin song. All the howling-about-literary-fantasy songs featured at least *1* sweet lady as I recall??? Most of them included that as a main premise, with some kind of supplementary innuendo about spreading roots or tongues caressing ears.
Going to California??? Ramble On? OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY??? I am 100% certain he uses the word “mama” multiple times in Kashmir. Like, Mr. Larson is so terribly off base, considering those are like the most basic “howling about literary fantasy” tracks in the Zeppelin discography
@@Amanda-dq2lx well GVF got the last laugh !
I literally can't wait for Jake and Danny's classes. These videos both have me crying.
Dannys was golf instructor did u see it?
The clapping, heavy breathing, yoga, and hand shaking really was essential to this master class 😂😂
The way she flinched like they were playing slap hands! This is comic genius from start to end.
I haven’t even seen the video, but I love it already
Same
Prolly cuz it's 7min old lol
I just wish I could get in that position.
I really can’t take Josh seriously with his thick Midwestern accent.
Edit: I have family in Iowa and his accent is familiar to that, so that’s why o say his accent is a thick Midwestern accent.
He actually has his very own accent! No one else from Michigan talks like Josh! Maybe it's because he's a Spiritual Doctor. 😂🔥
As a minnesotan, he doesn’t sound midwestern to me at all lol
"Thick"...really???
That’s not thick at all lmao. People from the Dakotas have weird accents, Michigan has a weird accent (although Josh doesn’t really even sound like that, Sam still strongly does tho), the more southern Midwest states have country accents. But no Josh’s is pretty standard.
i’m from michigan and josh doesn’t really have our accent, but sam definitely does
Honestly if Josh started a cult or a spiritual group I’d be the first to line up and join😅😅
Edit: Btw this is just a joke I’m not for cults. I was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
Where can I sign up?
YES
If Russell Brand can do this shit, & really 💩❗ JOSH PLEASE PREACH THIS SHIT❗ Something different would be so GREAT.
Same😂
Yes. would have my full attention 🤣
I’m never going to look at people clapping the same way again. Ever. Ever again.
I feel like I just learned and lost so much at the same time
the clapping sound effects really added to the understanding of what you were trying to explain, josh. thank you for that.
these master classes are giving me so much life! i’ve watched sam’s like 20 times, and learned oh so much. can’t wait for the other boys’ master classes.
"And learned oh so much" 💀😂
Can y’all make a podcast so I can listen to this through out the day😭
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more in love with this guy…
“The trees fuck, the clouds fuck, the ants fuck, everything fucks”
Quote of the year
LMAO I NEVER SAW THE DESCRIPTION "this is just pure mischief ;)" i love them lmaoo
So this is how Klaus founded his cult in Umbrella Academy ☂️
klaus is what i think of whenever i see josh tbh
I feel like a just received my doctorate in ADHD all thanks to Dr. J.M.K
I can't wait to see Danny and Jakes Masterclasses. But this one will surely be hard to beat haha.
Josh was shaking holding himself up… I love himmmm
Master Class is really coming out with some top tier teachers I mean, this guy is for real 😮 who knew everything fucks? my world has been expanded
Trees don't fu*k, lots of things don't fu*k. They send out seeds on their own.
Man i was blown away when he mentioned that CLOUDS even do it?? Like damn never knew
@@lemonlover6559 squeeze my lemon
@@kvpilots yep, that's what causes thunder! ☁☈😅
@@lemonlover6559 You’ve been around the wrong trees then..
I love the stab you took at Pitchfork's review of Anthem of the Peaceful Army 😂
Oh my god my chest hurts from laughing, loving the comedy vids.
" Even the ants in the dirt fuck" can we get that on T-shirt? 😂
Next GVF merch launch😂
I want "clouds fuck"
@@ashleyknight1384 Me too! That one cracked me up! :)
Of course he had to mention ants. Remember Momma K talking about him and Jake playing baseball as kids? Jake was flirting with some little girl on the sidelines while Josh played in the anthills. LOL!
Literally someone get this man to read for audio books!
I swear I started weezing after the first 2 seconds 💀
Yeah, it's not good to inhale that shit, for realz.
@@loriholman6125 I'm dead💀
This reminded me of my old neighbor who wouldn’t stop telling me he tripped on acid once
And I thought I couldn’t love him more. I was wrong…
ngl i listen to this every morning when i meditate
@ 🤘🏻🤘🏻🎤🎤💖
I need an appointment with Dr. JMK, but only if he teaches me how to do a headstand on a chair!
I so thought this was going somewhere else which I would have died....If you said he can teach you how to fuck, would have been golden!
The plethora of content coming from these fine men is commendable .
1:40 incredible how they laugh about that infamous pitchfork review of AOTPA. Love GVF
"Sometimes I start a sentence and I dont know where it is going, i just hope i find it along the way"
This is Lennon’s and Robert California’s love child.
😂
not robert california 🤣 so accurate
I’m crying. You are spot on🤣
lmaooo
Lmao this is so accurate
"All things fu*k, the trees fu*k the birds fu*k the clouds fu*k" I never thought I would hear that sentence
“Looks like he did weed once”
So what he’s saying is… cheeks get clapped, yoga grounds us and… our bits, andddddd war is a concept LMAO I LOVE THSI
Idk whether I or Josh... but there’s a Leo from that 70s show energy in the air and I’m living for that man
Josh and I would have a Greta conversation about how lines make up eveything. Lines are atoms, lines can be bent and connected to look like atoms, "atoms" (AKA LINES) make up eveything.
🤘🏻🤘🏻🎤🎤💖
as soon as i saw him smoking the incense stick i knew this video was going to be chaos
That couldn't have been a pleasant taste
Josh it was a honor meeting you outside of Memphis. You and Greta Van Fleet are already on the way to greatness for decades to come
I haven’t had a giggle that good in a while.
“All things fuck.”
Thank you for that. Take all my money.
😂😂😂😂😂
Slap it on a tshirt😂
Gotta love them poking at the pitchfork review of Anthem of the Peaceful Army
i love this gvf content wholeheartedly
Whatever he's on, I'll take 2! I'm so impressed that he was able to do the yoga pose and not burst out laughing. I was ROLLING!!
1:38 I'M DYING LAUGHING THAT HE USED A QUOTE FROM THAT HORRIBLE PITCHFORK REVIEW 😂😂
i love his rendition of weird al when he was young
🤣🤣
and just like that, im no longer depressed. thanks for the wise words, dr jmk 🤟🤙
It was the cough before the joining of hands for me
I don't know if I really lost my mind, but this gave me so much peace, I even felt some tingles
Honestly I’m impressed by the headstand
will be watching this everyday now
The "primates" part is my favorite 😄 And the Pitchfork referente. This is so brilliant
"even the ants in the dirt fuck..."- JMK '21
Ants don't do it, just the Queen and the drone
Oh 😘 que lindo eres muy espiritual
Hey Josh, I work at renfest at the stockade and missed you when you came through. I hope you had good time!
very enlightening, namaste dr.jmk
The clapping has me in tears! The accents 😂
I NEED TO SEE THE BLOOPERS FOR THESE
Idk why seeing his mustache upside down when he was doing a headstand freaked me out so much
"Dr J.M.K. looks like he did weed exactly once" LOL, Guy from pitchfork quote at 1:40 mark
Combine Dr. J. M. K with Cal A. Bungah and you literally get George Harrison.
i don’t know why but i’m now in love with this man
@hannah 🤘🏻🤘🏻🎤🎤💖
the way he said “it’s really cute”
I had tears in my eyes during the entire video. Still not sure if it was tears of joy or pain.
Either way, it was a masterpiece. Dr. J.M.K is truly the greatest philosopher of our generation.
I love the way they took the criticism “did weed exactly once” and made it funny.
Thank you for making my day! The Pitchfork comment is Karmic brilliance!
Did anyone else catch the sly nod to their pitchfork review??? That part has me absolutely dead lmfao
If this is a real masterclass I’m gonna watch it
He speaks wisely, and yet he's hilarious! At 2:57 when he tells the person to hold their hands over his, they jerk away for a split second as though they felt he was playing the hand slap game.😄
i really hope these master classes are more than one episode 🤣
No shit these guys could make Bank. And put it to good use
We finally have world peace. Thank you Josh
These guys man, These guys! I love them!
Very helpful, thank you josh 😌✌️☮️
Alright so Sam brought tequila Josh brought weed that leaves me to question what substances Jake and Danny are going to bring 😂
Danny does the most mushrooms, Jake's the beer guy. Lmao
@@yvonnesaunders550 you’re so right !
We’ve got
Tequila
Beer
Weed
Shrooms
Sounds like a damn good time 😂
To hear Josh say "fahk" so much in one sitting hurts my sweet babu perception of him 😆
So spiritual👐🔮