The Santa Clause doesn't make any sense...

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    You ever gone back to watch something you liked when you were a kid and turns out it's not even close to how you remember it?
    The Santa Clause was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. But now, after watching it back, I have no idea why...
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  • @ryanmattice7058
    @ryanmattice7058 5 лет назад +2121

    WHY IN EVERY 80'S CHRISTMAS MOVIE THE ADULTS ARE LIKE TRAUMATIZED BY NOT GETTING 1 OF THE THINGS THEY ASKED FOR???

  • @astrometries1944
    @astrometries1944 6 лет назад +2286

    Also, how come the elves just didn't even care that the previous Santa had died? they just proceeded on as normal, no memorial, no anything. Seems immoral lmao

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 6 лет назад +181

      lex is dead
      Judging by the second movie, it doesn’t seem that he was liked that much.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +20

      IKR?!?

    • @FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr
      @FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr 6 лет назад +163

      there's lots of santas. that's why. i mean i guess the guy should mean something to them, but i guess they were just business partners.

    • @FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr
      @FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr 6 лет назад +2

      oh yeah, i remember that now.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +13

      lex is dead that’s a very good point 😅....Awkward

  • @lyricmailloux2803
    @lyricmailloux2803 4 года назад +966

    “I was 3 when I stopped believing in Santa”
    Wait you remembered what you wanted for Christmas when you were three?

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 года назад +58

      Ikr? I don't even remember what I got for Christmas at the age of 3.

    • @MistyeyedNStarrified
      @MistyeyedNStarrified 4 года назад +31

      I totally remember Christmas when I was 3. It's rare for someone to remember that far back, but it is possible.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 4 года назад +29

      Psychology is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural.

    • @evn3585
      @evn3585 3 года назад +6

      Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban, I might have been in the gifted and talented group from ages 2-12 until they stopped the program.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 года назад +16

      They both have SERIOUS Santa baggage. You should watch Danny Gonzalez's video on it. It's hilarious. They are both like, on the verge of tears about how they wanted the Mystery Date game and a weenie whistle. Like they have an IN DEPTH conversation about it like it traumatized them to this day or something.

  • @MikiAnne29
    @MikiAnne29 4 года назад +1436

    The movie's logic is like "I didn't get 1 thing I wanted so santa isn't real!"

    • @mandisaw
      @mandisaw 4 года назад +71

      Seriously middle-class problems

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 4 года назад +8

      @@mandisaw Middle-class

    • @emmaishere247
      @emmaishere247 4 года назад +8

      Litteral my thoughts

    • @vaultboy2167
      @vaultboy2167 4 года назад +50

      They are tacking his parental rights because he got fat but they remember exactly when they stop believing in Santa

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 4 года назад +10

      Guess they have an issue with god too.

  • @cammy1349
    @cammy1349 6 лет назад +2895

    I can't believe you didn't mention how creepy it is that the suit is essentially a mind controlling shape shifting device that completely erases your free will and personality the more you use it.

    • @oliviawyatt3860
      @oliviawyatt3860 6 лет назад +33

      Curly McJensenpants love your username and profile picture.

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 6 лет назад +137

      That's dark...

    • @tabaxi
      @tabaxi 6 лет назад +27

      i watched the honest trailer too

    • @cammy1349
      @cammy1349 6 лет назад +34

      Oh, was that in the honest trailer? I'm not subscribed to them so idk. I just remember coming to that realization when I was watching it with my friend.

    • @ghouling1111
      @ghouling1111 6 лет назад +9

      .. This belongs on tumbler.. Wow.. Brilliant

  • @Essoje
    @Essoje 5 лет назад +3516

    90s: Man, sure 70s were weird.
    00s: Man, sure 80s were weird.
    10s: Man, sure 90s were weird.
    It's the cycle of weirdness. It'll never be broken.

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 5 лет назад +79

      That never made any sense to me you know. It's like ummm you do know the previous decade or decades shaped or are shaping the current one you know, But it's like whatever.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад +35

      Essoje Oliveira de Almeida
      Back then things made sense. That’s weird by today’s standards.

    • @treyonay
      @treyonay 5 лет назад +44

      And now this generation wants to go back into the 70s, and 80s
      But I must admit the 90s are weird. Their music never ended...The singer would be on that same last note, not wanting to give up yet😂😂

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 5 лет назад +41

      The '90s weren't weird, it was the last decade before the paranoia set in.

    • @Essoje
      @Essoje 5 лет назад +7

      ​ Vitani B Mamba The Paranoid Blues Man Don't worry! All decades are or will be weird at some point. The Cycle Cannot Be Broken.

  • @brittanyhutchens7997
    @brittanyhutchens7997 3 года назад +585

    Imagine ruining a kid's childhood because you didn't get a whistle.

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 года назад +32

      A Weenie Whistle, and somewhere in my parents' old garage mine is in my toy chest. Take that, Judge Reinhold, ya wannabe weiner whistler.

    • @2516562101
      @2516562101 2 года назад +41

      Right and taking away a man's parental rights just because yall son believes in Santa

    • @animationstation7307
      @animationstation7307 2 года назад +1

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer..Weenie whistles were real - ?

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 Год назад

      @@2516562101 Cool it with the antisemitism.

    • @thelifeoflaylay4
      @thelifeoflaylay4 Год назад +21

      Right I hated neil and the fact that he was trying to ruin Charlie’s relationship with his father was insane and Laura sucked too

  • @mindofmiri1578
    @mindofmiri1578 4 года назад +636

    Ok but...is no one else just slightly weirded out about the fact that they killed Santa Claus and the little boy is just...unfazed by the fact that he literally just saw a man fall off a roof and die right in front of him?

    • @AlbredaWelde
      @AlbredaWelde 3 года назад +21

      Nope, he wasn't there when Santa fell from the roof. Just afterwards when he was laying in the snow.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 года назад +34

      @@AlbredaWelde Still, you would think a kid would have a bigger reaction to seeing a corpse, expecially if that corpse is Santa. But i guess he was more interested in the possibility of his dad becoming Santa.

    • @servantofallah4231
      @servantofallah4231 2 года назад +12

      @@pedrovallefin8406 I don’t think Santa really died because when he was laying down he waved his hand so maybe he wanted the guy to become the new Santa or something

    • @lopiklop
      @lopiklop Год назад +3

      I think at that stage in his life he would be able to accept it as normal. Since it's most likely his very first encounter with mortality. He probably thinks it happens all the time. Just like when we would go to funerals as small children. We had no idea.

    • @lopiklop
      @lopiklop Год назад +3

      It also was not really graphic enough to totally scar him. He fell into snow and went to sleep. Doesn't mean he is immune to lose though, once he is older and experiences loss of a close/loved one it will (hopefully) hit him. Some folks may never get a momento Mori until their parents die

  • @MatrixEvolution17
    @MatrixEvolution17 6 лет назад +2234

    Haaaaang on just a second
    If these parents don't believe in Santa, why do they not question the fact that their kids are getting two sets of presents on Christmas day? Like, there's the presents that the parents bought and then the ones that Santa gave. Do they not question who put them there???

    • @twilightsagalover360
      @twilightsagalover360 6 лет назад +165

      BubbleButt TV movie logic

    • @kennchristopher2865
      @kennchristopher2865 6 лет назад +85

      IT MAKES NO SENCE

    • @FI--zu5xx
      @FI--zu5xx 6 лет назад +183

      Even when I was younger this was a question that rolled around my head during Christmas movies.

    • @carriecrayon7277
      @carriecrayon7277 6 лет назад +130

      Yes! This always bothered me in this and in similar Christmas movies. Elf was another example of this. I think Miracle on 34th street was the only film that made this paradox kind of work.

    • @LittleSkyful
      @LittleSkyful 6 лет назад +7

      xD I think parents just say that to their kids.

  • @ItsMeBennyA
    @ItsMeBennyA 5 лет назад +2292

    The moral of the movie is that if you kill Santa Clause then you become Santa. No questions asked. Kinda weird that the elves didn't have any remorse for the previous Santa.

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 4 года назад +226

      🤔My biggest question is what happens to Mrs. Claus when her husband dies and some new guy comes in? I mean do the elves kick her out on the snow? Does she get transported back to where she lived before? Or maybe the elves just don't give any hoots about her since they don't show any emotion about loosing their Santa 🤷‍♀️

    • @infinityoverlord606
      @infinityoverlord606 4 года назад +93

      @@LilyZerep It would be quite heartless, I hope she gets a Massive Retirement package.

    • @SupportGamin2024
      @SupportGamin2024 4 года назад +45

      I guess being santa Claus,is more of generational thing,at least that's part of what got from this movie,like every time santa claus,dies a new one takes his place,and then cycle repeats

    • @pencilnib7106
      @pencilnib7106 4 года назад +44

      I feel like somebody must have crafted at least one plot to murder Santa so they could take the amazing job he has. Santa Clause 4 anyone?

    • @litigatedparadox8946
      @litigatedparadox8946 4 года назад +11

      Sir Scott the knight if ye strike down sir Santa of the house of clause then ye shall become the new Santa clause

  • @laurasweightlossjourney
    @laurasweightlossjourney 4 года назад +648

    3rd degree burns aren’t actually painful because you’re so burned the nerves died so you don’t feel anything. 2nd degree burns are incredibly painful though.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 года назад +66

      I got a second degree burn from the sun once when I was a teenager... tip of my shoulder to tip of the other shoulder.
      It was pretty terrible.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 года назад +5

      Laura Smith he wants those kids to get second degree burns cause

    • @dloveantaeallen3430
      @dloveantaeallen3430 4 года назад +3

      Thank you

    • @baileybrian9560
      @baileybrian9560 4 года назад +27

      very true, i accidently set my hand on fire once and i don't even remember feeling pain, but i burn myself on an oven and i am in agony for hours lol

    • @reyy568
      @reyy568 4 года назад +18

      1 first degree burn the epidermis , second degree the dermis, 3rd the hypodermis

  • @aquamelon0087
    @aquamelon0087 4 года назад +401

    The best part of the movie is how the police just casually accept that he’s Santa Claus

    • @tmstudios2713
      @tmstudios2713 3 года назад +11

      Christmas chronicles noises

    • @TheMagic1412
      @TheMagic1412 2 года назад +10

      And then in the next movie everyone forgot he is Santa after this sort of ending pfft.

    • @an91138
      @an91138 6 месяцев назад +3

      I mean, they literally saw the magical reindeer fly right in front of their faces as he dropped down gifts to Charlie, Laura and Neal. If that isn't evidence then I don't know what is.

    • @coolgamerguydude0897
      @coolgamerguydude0897 6 месяцев назад

      @@an91138yeah and they all act like they’re the only people who don’t know and I sure some of the kids are in high school now

  • @PlatoPlays
    @PlatoPlays 6 лет назад +464

    My favorite part is at the end when Charlie says he plans on going into the family business... which means, he'll have to kill his father.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 5 лет назад +19

      😮😮😮

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 5 лет назад +25

      He could be saying he will be a helper or simply take over after his father dies of old age?

    • @RebornV3
      @RebornV3 5 лет назад +33

      i guess if theirs ever a Santa Clause 4 it will be a movie where adult Charlie is out to kill his father in order to take over the family business for himself

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 года назад +13

      A Kylo Ren Christmas

    • @stephanieleslie5530
      @stephanieleslie5530 4 года назад

      @mcclanehallenbeck sqddqeszccvfdjjjjh bjnn. Bkjcidduc8g0iu0uxiif £9fx vyc. 6 v 6. Hut9 u bbb v hbv hygetipp888un 7nmn. Cveg

  • @R.W.S.
    @R.W.S. 5 лет назад +2116

    "Well, he could be in his room, jumping up and down on his bed, wearing a red hat and galoshes."
    "I don't care what Neil's doing." xD

    • @sonicgaymer4577
      @sonicgaymer4577 5 лет назад +17

      Liv Guy lol

    • @dannigro8794
      @dannigro8794 4 года назад +82

      Liv Guy This movie had some of the best one liners

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 4 года назад +7

      one thousand likes and two comments lol

    • @Ishxxn
      @Ishxxn 4 года назад

      @@dirtypure2023 4 now

    • @delicateasmr1860
      @delicateasmr1860 4 года назад +4

      I love that part😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MichaelDuntz
    @MichaelDuntz 4 года назад +450

    Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord.

  • @idiotwhodoesthings
    @idiotwhodoesthings 4 года назад +174

    “honking his horn because his gloves don’t fit or something” i died 😂😂

  • @ravenh105
    @ravenh105 6 лет назад +1836

    *mysterious presents appear under the tree over night even though the parents knowingly obviously didn't buy them* Parents: "Nah, Santa doesn't exist. That's ridiculous. I just blacked out on Black Friday and don't remember buying all of this crap out of my price range."

    • @CrackedPropane
      @CrackedPropane 6 лет назад +17

      Raven H See you got it

    • @mickodooku6058
      @mickodooku6058 6 лет назад +18

      "Also parents" doesn't work. It would just be "parents"

    • @Sazaralove
      @Sazaralove 6 лет назад +9

      Micko Dooko fuck off m8

    • @joelinacuello3724
      @joelinacuello3724 6 лет назад

      Raven H haha i cant breathe

    • @maddiedrew2475
      @maddiedrew2475 6 лет назад +31

      Raven H EXACTLY I always wondered that in Christmas movies

  • @Dancerama6
    @Dancerama6 6 лет назад +398

    “Christmas came and went - and no weenie whistle. That’s when I stopped believing.” Inspirational.

    • @savannah1823
      @savannah1823 6 лет назад +8

      I had legitimately the same reaction when I asked for a pokemon watch and got a book instead

    • @aplam94
      @aplam94 6 лет назад +2

      I always asked Santa for a puppy and I never got it.

    • @liona6770
      @liona6770 6 лет назад +5

      I asked Santa for an easy bake oven and I got two instead

    • @MsMusicfan2
      @MsMusicfan2 5 лет назад

      I once got THREE pajamas. Worst Christmas every :D

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. 5 лет назад

      Dancerama6 😂

  • @leighannhart1568
    @leighannhart1568 4 года назад +459

    Not gonna lie, I had a huge crush on Bernard as a child. Lmao.

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 года назад +25

      Leighann Writes Same! He was an attractive college boy on _Freaks & Geeks_ too. 😂

    • @emmalouise7729
      @emmalouise7729 4 года назад +6

      Leighann Writes same 😂

    • @leighannhart1568
      @leighannhart1568 4 года назад +5

      & in Liberty Heights 😍😍

    • @gamingtiger31
      @gamingtiger31 4 года назад +16

      Same, he's a cutie

    • @billiegenew
      @billiegenew 4 года назад +9

      I still do.

  • @azazelgrigori9244
    @azazelgrigori9244 3 года назад +36

    I had an idea for a Christmas story where a man becomes a mall Santa, but in fact he becomes part of a secret organization of Santas all around the world. This organization works for the elves of the North Pole and delivers gifts in their own sector. The mall Santa thing is simply a cover up.

  • @punkrockgirl0410
    @punkrockgirl0410 5 лет назад +988

    "the most unbelievable thing of the movie is, that FedEx actually delivered these packages..."
    got me at this one 😂

    • @betenoire1145
      @betenoire1145 4 года назад +23

      My Apts FedEx has to walk down stairs, open gate, walk across a patio, set package by door with big apt number on it. And they still fuck it up 🙄 luckily for my neighbor I'm honest, stupid of me. I could have had a free new iPhone.

    • @darkmagegaming9117
      @darkmagegaming9117 4 года назад +7

      You know their slogan...
      Federal Express!
      *e h*

    • @Kinglubo.
      @Kinglubo. 3 года назад

      what

  • @snipsnip9442
    @snipsnip9442 6 лет назад +292

    *_"Remember kids, there is nothing more painful than 3rd degree burns."_*

    • @verlassent5684
      @verlassent5684 6 лет назад +1

      Avdol.wav

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 5 лет назад

      Snip Snip my fave part. 😂

    • @impostorwhipple9323
      @impostorwhipple9323 5 лет назад

      *and then after then pain,you have no pain for the rest of your life.*

    • @popcornsprinkles8071
      @popcornsprinkles8071 5 лет назад +1

      That part needlessly angered me. Third degree burns sear off the nerve endings, they stop hurting. Second degree burns on the other hand.

  • @victoriadamon5964
    @victoriadamon5964 4 года назад +80

    "Neil is in the back stuffing grass into pita bread" DECEASED

  • @sof75
    @sof75 3 года назад +144

    When you realize the whole movie is just a series of events caused by people trying to shut up Charlie...

  • @lucyortiz1196
    @lucyortiz1196 5 лет назад +896

    God forbid a five-year-old child believe in Santa Claus

    • @karenhall4645
      @karenhall4645 3 года назад +37

      My parents said they believed clear up to 11 or 12 years.

    • @lucyortiz1196
      @lucyortiz1196 3 года назад +18

      karen hall yeah I stoped believing when I was 10

    • @lolman4389
      @lolman4389 3 года назад +11

      My parents said that santa did not exist when i was 2 now i am 22 and wish i belived in him

    • @madisonfrank9192
      @madisonfrank9192 3 года назад +7

      I like your profile picture seems your'e a person of culture to

    • @AliceValeWalker
      @AliceValeWalker 3 года назад +10

      One time my uncle set his phone with a motion dtector photo thing on it in the living room where the christmas tree was and we saw a picture of santa :/

  • @Daizeallen
    @Daizeallen 6 лет назад +321

    It made me mad that his ex wife just followed what Neil said blindly. She didn’t want to take full custody, Neil did. That’s probably why they have such a bad relationship with Scott because Neil just interferes with their divorce and coparenting psycho-analyzing everything.
    p.s. I’m by no means saying Scott is the greatest dad ever and that Neil is the only reason why Scott and his ex wife don’t have a good relationship nor does he have a good one with Charlie, but I do think he contributes to it.

    • @katherine3903
      @katherine3903 6 лет назад +8

      Dasia Allen step-dads suck in general

    • @firedragon3658
      @firedragon3658 6 лет назад +1

      Ooohhhhhhhhhh

    • @Famegal123
      @Famegal123 6 лет назад +32

      i agree! Im a psych major and half the stuff neil says while trying to use his psych knowledge at every change he gets is BULLSHIT. like im not saying its inherently incorrect but no real psychologist (or psychiatrist in his case) just blurts out psych shit in a normal conversation

    • @feraflauna3238
      @feraflauna3238 5 лет назад +24

      +daisyshonae-But it's still a reasonable assumption/concern that Neil is actively interfering not only with his wife's relationship with her ex, but also Charlie's relationship with his dad-when Scott is. . .only Charlie's dad. . .No wonder Scott doesn't like Neil as much as he does-Neil comes in like he owns and runs everything and that he's somehow the only capable and reasonable parent in this situation, even when it involves his wife. . .That's actually pretty. . .worrying behavior, to say the least, that Neil tries to force his wife to agree with him and tell her everything to do and try and do the same thing with his step-son. Because like you said, the wife didn't even initially want to ask for full custody. . .it was Neil who pressed on the matter. . .He butted in on something he had no legal right to participate in-the custody was between Scott and the wife-not him, and it's even alarming because once the divorce lawyer realizes Neil is a psychiatrist, he offers Neil to share his input like Neil's input is completely valid and appropriate in this situation. . .Despite that it's at least a massive conflict of interest-Scott is not even a patient of his, Scott is his wife's ex, and he and Scott don't even like each other. . .What else was Neil going to say anyway besides that Scott, the man he doesn't even like, is mentally unstable and Charlie is better off without him? While Charlie is in the same room????

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 3 года назад +5

      She’s a bitch thinking that scott was confusing Charlie and putting him through the court proceedings termination of his visitation and getting him arrested

  • @occultnightingale1106
    @occultnightingale1106 4 года назад +81

    12:41 That's why Neil doesn't believe in Santa: all he's been getting every Christmas is a really ugly sweater.

  • @ftd888
    @ftd888 Год назад +29

    Biggest Plot Hole: Santa brings presents every year, but the parents never question how these mystery gifts got into their house.
    So, every year, there are random gifts (with unknown contents) in their homes on Christmas morning. And the parents have to think, “That’s weird. Oh well. No questions here.”

    • @Dipvide
      @Dipvide 10 месяцев назад +1

      Do you watch Danny Gonzales perchance?

  • @bradleywhais7779
    @bradleywhais7779 5 лет назад +477

    when the closed captions say "I brought you some vodka" instead of "I brought you some cocoa"

    • @impostorwhipple9323
      @impostorwhipple9323 5 лет назад +2

      ha! you didn't put a example.just like me in real life.
      my username is stupid potato for a reason.....im stupid

    • @bunny5735
      @bunny5735 5 лет назад +7

      It's because they're Russian, comrade.

    • @Outtacontextouttatime
      @Outtacontextouttatime 5 лет назад +4

      This vodka down the hatch *spits it out

    • @nanobyt0r
      @nanobyt0r 4 года назад +1

      *SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS*

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 4 года назад +1

      RASPUTIN PLAYS

  • @abbey2911
    @abbey2911 6 лет назад +802

    Though something I will never understand is the parents being so shocked Santa is real too? Where do they expect that all the presents are coming from ? Since they haven’t been buying them each year?

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke 5 лет назад +104

      Maybe via Santa magic their memories get manipulated to just... accept the presents are now there or something?

    • @peryton5258
      @peryton5258 5 лет назад +64

      Or going with the memory thing, the parents remember putting the presidents under the tree but it was Santa?

    • @SuperGtafreak123
      @SuperGtafreak123 5 лет назад +104

      Kiro Insert-creative-name: Yea, I remember when I woke up for Christmas a few years ago and found President Obama under my tree.

    • @namedate3437
      @namedate3437 5 лет назад +8

      Bubba Means I laughed so hard. That has got to be the best joke in the world.

    • @MidwestDankAlumni
      @MidwestDankAlumni 5 лет назад +1

      Well, parents do buy them...

  • @danjudex2475
    @danjudex2475 Год назад +44

    One of the positives you *can* say about this movie though was the set and costume design is some of the best I’ve ever seen in a Christmas movie . I mean take a look at just the Santa outfit as an example. Everything about it looks amazing. The embroidery on the coat. The engravings and etchings on the belt and the buckle. Every piece of it looks fantastic. You understand how important and old the suit is because it has all of this craftsmanship and detail. I swear once you compare that Santa costume with other movie ones after the first one came out. You just notice the level of quality between them.

  • @kingcars
    @kingcars 4 года назад +77

    Just watched this movie for the first time in quite a few years. My favorite detail that I never noticed before was that the Santa "Clause" has a stipulation towards the end along the lines of "...and can be removed from his duties either by accident OR DESIGN." Or design!? Is that insinuating that the Elves can just suddenly decide to take Santa out in order to get a replacement? Scott even briefly reacts to this by asking "What does that mean!?"

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist 3 года назад +11

      Well if Santa ends up being really bad at his job they gotta be able to replace him somehow. The North Pole can’t be dictatorship

    • @zeroattentiongaming820
      @zeroattentiongaming820 2 года назад +8

      @@LynetteTheMadScientist Well ya say that and it makes sense but the sequel throws a wrench into that logic

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Год назад +3

      Actually it just means he can retire or not be santa

    • @jeremylawson6648
      @jeremylawson6648 Год назад +1

      I assumed mutiny.

  • @micacavazos
    @micacavazos 5 лет назад +488

    It always bugged me that nobody was sad about Santa dying! Nobody questioned it or had a funeral or anything!

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 5 лет назад +72

      Santa is a parasitic magical force that converts hosts to fit their mold, they are not sad as they know the change Will happen

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 лет назад +33

      Why should they have a funeral for Santa Claus? His body disappeared before Calvin put the coat on.

    • @luism178
      @luism178 5 лет назад +2

      Aeuuhh

    • @kennethlindahl9206
      @kennethlindahl9206 5 лет назад +4

      the guy that was santa and mrs claus retired as a mythical figure then scot took over and became the big guy and was no longer scott calvin

    • @davesworld7961
      @davesworld7961 5 лет назад +55

      The second movie established that he had to have a wife to keep being Santa. When he died they just kicked her out into a snow bank where she froze to death.

  • @maricampari3970
    @maricampari3970 6 лет назад +144

    That step dad is a real weenie whistler.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 6 лет назад +6

      That is the single best term I think I've ever heard used to describe a person.

  • @Alecexo
    @Alecexo 4 года назад +101

    When the little girl said “I brought you some coco” the captions say “I brought you some vodka”

  • @TitanicTruths
    @TitanicTruths 3 года назад +169

    Ive actually theorized the logistics of Santa. Technically he would actually have 2 days to do it. Given the international dateline, if he left on 24 west of the dateline, it would be the 23 east of the line. Leaving approximately 10pm, and following a north/south route, it would be far more organized. Not everyone celebrates Christmas, and the planet is mostly ocean. So accounting for all that, and allowing him to simply skip over those areas. Adding in multiple stops at the north pole to restock the sleigh for each leg of the trip, he could theoretically make it. Ending early morning the 25th on the east side of the line, 2 days after taking off. Santa could complete the trip.

    • @shrek3605
      @shrek3605 3 года назад +12

      Good job and I still believe in Santa LOL

    • @nathanielmorgan9108
      @nathanielmorgan9108 3 года назад +8

      didn't phineas and ferb do that because they wanted an extra day of summer?

    • @sweetcreature2475
      @sweetcreature2475 2 года назад +7

      I've always mathematically calculated the existence of Santa. That he would have to go around the world in an hour is just a lie.

    • @robertawalsh2995
      @robertawalsh2995 8 месяцев назад +1

      I bet you were that kid in school who was good at those problems "The train left Chicago at 5:35AM ..."

    • @johng4730
      @johng4730 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@robertawalsh2995... What's the Conductor's surname?

  • @leilanipigatt1275
    @leilanipigatt1275 6 лет назад +471

    I never understood this about Christmas movies. If adults don't believe in Santa, then how do they explain the mysterious gifts under the tree that they didn't buy.

    • @a.bourne6386
      @a.bourne6386 5 лет назад +32

      The forget me stick?

    • @theenthusiast6523
      @theenthusiast6523 5 лет назад +60

      Maybe they’re just convinced that they “bought” the presents? Like a side effect of magic where people who don’t believe just don’t get to know or wonder.

    • @darrenmacqueen9884
      @darrenmacqueen9884 5 лет назад +40

      This movie was the reason I stopped believing in Santa. Even as a kid, I knew it didn't make sense for the adults to not believe in Santa. And the only logical reason I could think of for them not believing in Santa was that adults in the real world must not believe in Santa, hence no Santa.

    • @omnistellar5647
      @omnistellar5647 5 лет назад +15

      Darren MacQueen That's like unnaturally smart. 9 year old with a 138 I.Q damn

    • @rebeccas5023
      @rebeccas5023 5 лет назад

      @@darrenmacqueen9884 I don't know about that logic. Sure, it makes sense when you know the ground truth that Santa does not exist. But if you're not sure, this would not serve as evidence, certainly not for a kid who did believe it in Santa before without a doubt. I guess someone told you before that he doesn't exist which made you really think about it. Otherwise you would've thought that witches are real and Hobbits are real and Darth Vader is an historical figure, because why would people in movies believe in it if it wasn't real?
      For me, my older brother told me when I was tiny. I never really believed in him, but the sharade of our parents trying to sneak around and hiding the presents without us noticing and us trying to plot to catch them in the act, was still very fun and traditional.

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 6 лет назад +648

    I hate how Neil seems to almost _relish_ telling Charlie that Santa can't possibly exist, like he's so smug about it it's almost creepy.

    • @malloryweeks3306
      @malloryweeks3306 5 лет назад +22

      Elsie his voice is annoying too.

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 5 лет назад +31

      if i was dating a guy, and had a kid, and said guy treated them like that i'd dump him instantly. guys like him are scummy.
      i had similar treatment from my dads ex wife when they were together. -_- cold ass bitch, she only liked me after she cheated on him..... hag...

    • @drinkwatereveryday727
      @drinkwatereveryday727 5 лет назад +11

      Because he wanted a weenie Whistle and he was three and he never got his weenie whistle until the end of the movie and then he believes again

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 лет назад +1

      Well it seems to me that the smarter the person is the more he is an asshole.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 лет назад +8

      He's this movie's version of the evil atheist, in the cliche "Santa Claus as baby's first crisis of faith" plotline...which makes this movie the Christmastime equivalent of God's Not Dead. Eurgh.

  • @cadenmartin8482
    @cadenmartin8482 2 года назад +40

    My biggest problem with many Christmas movies including this one is that if the adults don’t believe in Santa then what do the adults think when Santa puts the presents under the tree, like do they just think they just appear

  • @ohnofan
    @ohnofan 3 года назад +156

    Never understood how some parents feel the need to “sit the kids down and tell them Santa isn’t real”. The kids will figure it out on their own. Why squash a child’s fantasy on purpose?

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 года назад +2

      Karenism

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Год назад +12

      How about actually telling them the real truth that there is no Santa Claus. Because once they learn there is no such thing, they’re gonna be angry about being lied to

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 Год назад +8

      Eh I was 13 and my mom told me. But I did have doubts. The real reason I kept believing was because I read the web version of the wimpy kid book and decided to keep believing and wondered what if I did stop believing it turns out Santa is real and I just ruined free gifts for life.

    • @AnonymousC-lm6tc
      @AnonymousC-lm6tc Год назад +5

      Isn’t 13 a little old to let your kid believe in Santa?
      I don’t think parents should lie to their kids and tell them that Santa is real in the first place, you can enjoy the myth and Christmas without believing outright lies, but letting them believe something you know isn’t true especially until they are a teen is ludicrous. By the time you are 6 that none sense should be squashed.

    • @l-exist
      @l-exist Год назад +5

      cause imagine your 12+ year old still thinking an old man comes down the chimney and gives them gifts

  • @pokemonromhackingofficial9163
    @pokemonromhackingofficial9163 5 лет назад +550

    Alex Meyers would be great at CinemaSins! DING!

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 6 лет назад +270

    So all the elves are children, but they're thousands of years old and are dating each other? That's... Yeah, I don't remember this movie as well as I thought I did.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 лет назад +20

      David Denis no they look like chiddren.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +1

      David Denis 😅I don’t know what to say to that

    • @daviddenis4178
      @daviddenis4178 6 лет назад +12

      Yes, tiny children who copulate with other children. That's just wrong on so many levels.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 лет назад +4

      David Denis would you rather they copulate with adults?

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 лет назад +33

      David Denis Have you ever heard of dryads? They're like fairies and kinda like elves, they're sometimes described as being like small children(girls). They're like thousands of years old(because they get they're lives from trees that live for a long time)and are extremely horny and lustful and lure grown men and enchant them so they can mate with them.

  • @graceelhajj3910
    @graceelhajj3910 4 года назад +73

    it's so funny to see the way your animation changed throughout the years

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 года назад +30

    I always hated the trope of man not know how cook. its literally a list of ingredients and a time limit, its not rocket surgery.

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 года назад +1

      I share your annoyance at that ragged trope, but actually not knowing how to cook is kind of a thing, and always was, the trope of the newlywed bride and her inedible cooking is far hoarier than 'inept dad'. Cookery is a skill set vastly more than intricate than reading a list and setting a timer. I have been learning for over half a century and I am still learning. Last night I learned the technique for Cantonese scrambled eggs and can't believe I haven't made them like that all my life! You're right, it's not 'rocket surgery'. It's not a shell game by the Nazis who *didn't* have to retire to South America, it's chemistry, physics, craft, and art, it's practical science anyone can learn, and few bother (not as few as those who bother to grow, rear, hunt, fish, or forage food themselves- how useless most of society became!)

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 года назад

      PS I enjoyed the mixed metaphor, use it myself (although this time it slipped by me at first, lol), but Operation Paperclip is still apropos when it comes to the pharmakeia cartels currently running the place as well as the ones they sent to JPL, I highly suggest those interested in a more complete picture of history have a read. It's mind boggling. You'll never look at the Third Reich- or Bayer etc- the same way again. www.amazon.com/Blitzed-Drugs-Third-Norman-Ohler/dp/1328663795

  • @elizabethgatsby3442
    @elizabethgatsby3442 6 лет назад +93

    That's one thing I always thought was weird about this movie, they're all concerned that this 7 year old believes his dad is santa? When I was 7 I thought the moon was made of cheese, fairies made the seasons change, and that my parents might get back together. Kids believe a ton of stupid stuff.

    • @nellyseka
      @nellyseka 5 лет назад +3

      Damn you okay there buddy?

    • @jazzy7924
      @jazzy7924 Год назад +2

      I cried because I thought the sky was following us

  • @aridaniela26
    @aridaniela26 5 лет назад +666

    Oh my god I'm dying! When the girl says, "I brought you some cocoa," the subtitles say, "I brought you some vodka." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShipwreckedMates
    @ShipwreckedMates 4 года назад +35

    To this day, you squeaking, "You're the Zodiac Killer" just gets me

  • @alexisd6106
    @alexisd6106 3 года назад +52

    I know it would've ruined the plot but I was always so mad watching this that Scott didn't just show his ex wife and Neil that when he shaves it magically grows back instantly.

    • @SvanTowerMan
      @SvanTowerMan 5 месяцев назад +1

      CinemaSins even pointed that out. They're usually stretching things out for content, but that was actually an excellent point.

  • @BenjiXAddictX4Ever
    @BenjiXAddictX4Ever 5 лет назад +1261

    The only thing I don't like about this movie, nowadays, is Charlie. He doesn't even seem to like his dad in the beginning, even begging his mom to pick him up as soon as possible, but when the whole Santa thing happened, suddenly he loves him and always wants to be with him. Not to mention Charlie is so selfish, never obeys his dad, and manipulating him ("How come everything I wanna do is stupid?") as well as conceited. I cannot stand this kid now.

    • @melanieszelong4664
      @melanieszelong4664 5 лет назад +115

      THAT was the thing I hated most about this movie (and I love it). Charlie! And he opened his presence before his dad even got up.

    • @guillaumecomeau9436
      @guillaumecomeau9436 5 лет назад +28

      Melanie Szelong dont you mean presents?

    • @Elcora61
      @Elcora61 5 лет назад +5

      @Hot_Koko2's Community. O my god its literally a movie

    • @feraflauna3238
      @feraflauna3238 5 лет назад +78

      +BenjiXAddictX4Ever-I think my biggest problem concerning Charlie is the fact that. . .(even if you just ignore the very obvious elephant in the room that. . .Charlie is perfectly fine after seeing Santa die in front of him . ..) Scott becoming Santa was never Scott's own choice. Scott never had any choice in the matter. It was Kevin who forced and manipulated him into making him put on the suit in the first place. . .It was Charlie who forced the matter on him to where Scott only put on the suit in order to make him happy. . .And even though Scott eventually accepted that he became the new Santa (not that he had a lot of the choice in the matter. .. ), it's the fact that Scott's own son forced him to put on the suit and Scott only did it to make his son happy. . .And Scott is now an immortal who is forced to forever live in the North Pole, spending the entire year preparing and shipping presents to BILLIONS of kids around the world. . .something he didn't give consent to in the first place. . .He had no say in such a life-altering and earthshattering "identity crisis" and it was brought entirely on by his son, who was being a selfish prick and guilt-tripped Scott into putting on a suit he didn't even want to wear. . .
      And of course, the sequels gloss this over-while Scott would do everything in his power to make sure he stayed in Charlie's life-given that Scott is. . .only Santa and in charge of EVERY present over the ENTIRE world. . .he most likely wouldn't have been able to spend as much time with Charlie as he wanted. . .because Scott's got a million other things he's forced to do. .But I guess it's okay after all because he's basically god-like or whatever. . .As bad as The Santa Clause 2 is and I absolutely HATED even the idea that Scott was forced to get married to even stay as Santa Clause (so. .. they're forcing someone else to perform this enormous sacrifice or else, every kid in the world is going to have a lousy Christmas. . .no pressure or anything. . .), I do like the idea at least that Scott finally had a CHOICE in the matter. That he had a way out of being Santa if he didn't want to anymore but he still decided he wanted to keep being Santa. . .
      And that was something that needed to be there in this first movie. Have it to where instead of dying, Santa does get critically injured and the clause is still instated when Scott puts on the suit. . .And Santa is actually happy because he doesn't want to be Santa anymore. . .Have it to where instead of forcing this on him, Bernard and the elves instead tell Scott he can think about it for a year and they'll find someone else who does want to be Santa Clause. Scott can have a "trial run" in the meantime but if he absolutely hates it, they will find someone else who wants to be Santa. He doesn't HAVE to. . .And Scott, through more of his own choice, discovers the pure joy of making kids happy like this, and he decides he does want to be Santa after all. You can even still have it where the adults think he's crazy. . .You don't have to change much-it just would leave Scott in more of a state to give actual consent in wanting to be Santa. . .

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +88

      As a kid who went through divorce, that's just kinda how it goes. It's really hard to make up your mind about your parents. It's really hard having to deal with the fact you can't have both at once.
      Also, he's a child! Yeah, he's selfish. Duh. Patience and selflessness are kinda life skills you have to learn as you age.

  • @euginekrabs538
    @euginekrabs538 6 лет назад +114

    How do the parents who don't believe in Santa in Christmas movies justify presents they didn't buy showing up under the tree?

    • @chelseajohnson1388
      @chelseajohnson1388 6 лет назад +11

      eugine krabs been saying this for years

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 лет назад +1

      eugine krabs very good question

    • @julieemmacham
      @julieemmacham 6 лет назад +8

      They go, oh, I must have bought this when I was drunk and completely forgot about it

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 6 лет назад +5

      That question already went through my mind and why I passed this movie off and forgot about it. It didn't make any sense, unless the magic of Santa rewrites the memories of the families / adults, while they sleep... which raises even more questions than it answers.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 6 лет назад +8

      Maybe it's case of each parent thinking the other bought them and being real bad at communicating?

  • @ffionlewis5394
    @ffionlewis5394 2 года назад +24

    Watching this makes me remember how bad Laura and Neil were for most of this. Your child has an imagination and wants fun with his father? Oh my God what a travisty!

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Год назад +1

      Well I think what it was was they thought it was bad when Charlie started believing that his dad WAS actually Santa Claus.
      I could kind of see their point, even though he was actually turning into Santa. They of course didn’t think it was true (which was understandable) I mean, why would they? they were adults

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Год назад

      … but becoming Santa Claus was actually the best thing to happen to Scott, because he actually got a close relationship with his son because at the beginning of the movie, Charlie hated going over to his dads house. But when he became Santa, it was like a switch flipped and he didn’t wanna be apart from his dad for one second

  • @abigailtardy
    @abigailtardy 3 года назад +13

    Alex: (loosely paraphrased) “He’s a sarcastic Man’s man in every film he acts in.”
    Me: “Nu-uh! What about Toy Story? He’s a sarcastic toy’s toy!”

  • @alexxislynn2681
    @alexxislynn2681 6 лет назад +351

    But what happened to the other Santa? He legit killed Santa, and then not one elf seemed sad or even inconvenienced. 😑. What is the turnover rate for this profession!?

    • @pizzamaster355
      @pizzamaster355 6 лет назад +3

      Alexxis Lynn go watch wotso videos video on this it kinda explained this

    • @johnsonyessir6638
      @johnsonyessir6638 6 лет назад +43

      they don't even try to fix that in the sequel where travel back in time to that night, hell isn't he supposed to have a wife? where his wife when they get back? maybe the elves just kicked out into the barren lands to die. sure they can go back in time and prevent his death but maybe he was dick, who knows? life is just a joke.

    • @lelelew2735
      @lelelew2735 5 лет назад +6

      Right that's the only thing that didn't make sense to me lol besides the time frame and how it became Christmas again so fast...so a whole year went by and no b day party for Charlie? But what really bothered me was the whole forgetting the other Santa existed especially in the second movie when they said he needed a wife...none of the elves talk about the past Santa ...I guess the other Santa didn't need a Mrs Claus? And in the second movie they said since he's been Santa the success rate went up 80% lol so wtf was the other Santa doing all this time for the rate to be that high. Maybe that's why everybody stopped believing Santa

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 5 лет назад +6

      well this thing had 2 sequels and in the second sequel they kinda explains that time just sorta resets for the previous Santa back to their previous life. like they live as if they had never been Santa, they don't get the time back, but their life advances to where they would be at the present. so like jack frost steals the Santa power, and then Tim Allen is back to being a business man, but everyone is the same age. sorry if I'm explaining this horribly, but its not a great sequel either.

    • @jackskellington8292
      @jackskellington8292 5 лет назад +3

      Toosoo hmmm that’s interesting so basically the other Santa the first one just went back to his life before he became Santa?

  • @RiniculousNick
    @RiniculousNick 6 лет назад +109

    "Neil is outside honking his horn because his gloves don't fit or something" lmao

  • @lizziedrucker9586
    @lizziedrucker9586 3 года назад +31

    I was a little Jewish kid who believed in Santa, so the casting decision of Bernard works perfectly for me

  • @freshavocado_1
    @freshavocado_1 4 года назад +54

    Some peope can't even celebrate Christmas, what's this B.S. about "I GoT evErY PrESenT bUt mYStEry DAtE" . Like really.... -_-

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 года назад +2

      Right. I was like privileged people's problem. 😒

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 3 года назад +2

      The lady is so mean. I mean, all because Scott gained weight and gained facial hair, that’s not confusing Charlie.

  • @thetwilighthunter1150
    @thetwilighthunter1150 6 лет назад +183

    This movie TERRIFIED me as a child for some reason. When he was shaving and the beard just magically came back and he started changing, goodness I couldn’t even watch the thing. XD

  • @maxamillion2140
    @maxamillion2140 6 лет назад +337

    This is the movie that made me stop believing in Santa Claus. I was like 7 years old, listening to everything they were saying and I was like "hmm... this Neil guy is onto something." Also it showed how the adults all didn't believe in Santa but the kids did, which seemed realistic. Before this movie I assumed that everyone believed in Santa and no one doubted it because it was fact, this showed me otherwise.

    • @devalphamon7289
      @devalphamon7289 6 лет назад +80

      the funny thing about this movie is that somehow the parents dont buy the christmas presnts but they still dont believe in santa.

    • @florallychaotic
      @florallychaotic 6 лет назад +52

      "Hm....this Neil guy is onto something". I don't know why but someone put that on a T-shirt

    • @agodofotaku
      @agodofotaku 6 лет назад +15

      Child Of The Candy or on an ugly Neil sweater

    • @EmeraldKelsi
      @EmeraldKelsi 6 лет назад

      Child Of The Candy yes.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 6 лет назад

      I stopped believing before that age.

  • @Kyleplier
    @Kyleplier 5 месяцев назад +5

    “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get up, I’m getting a C.A.T. scan!” This line makes me laugh every time 🤣

  • @assassincharizard
    @assassincharizard 4 года назад +83

    This whole movie is Charlie's dream. The whole series is just his twisted delusions being fed into by his parents.

  • @lucykenny101011
    @lucykenny101011 6 лет назад +144

    16:20 in the Santa Clause movies adults constantly talk about how not getting ONE gift they asked for ONCE made them stop believing... and they act like it was the worst moment of their life and it changed them forever. if THAT was the worst moment of your childhood, im jealous.. cause i dont remember ever being that upset over a gift while yaknow... everything else in my life was falling apart.. and even then i had an amazing childhood.. and no i didn't always get the gifts i wanted 😂

    • @coopasoopa536
      @coopasoopa536 6 лет назад +3

      Mai C I had this exact thought when watching the movie again

    • @lr7845
      @lr7845 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 6 лет назад +4

      It isn't just in this series, or even just in the nineties. Rewatch any of the old Christmas movies, and you will see that this is a trick they put in all the movies, so that the MC can prove that they are the real Santa. Santa always regretted not being able to give that mean old grouch that shotgun when he was five, the crazy cat lady her EZ Bake oven when she was six, and he finally delivers them at the end of the movie, when all the Christmas Spirit has been restored in town.

    • @lucykenny101011
      @lucykenny101011 6 лет назад +3

      ya i get ya, i also think its plot convince too, to show hes really a good guy when he feels bad/makes up for it, still ridiculous though 😂

    • @xsanguine8
      @xsanguine8 6 лет назад +3

      Mai C you just have to understand Timmy, I just knew you'd shoot your eye out at the time, but by the next year you just didn't believe enough anymore.

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 6 лет назад +341

    When I was 7 I believed my grandfather was Santa, he would dress up for charity and give presents to underprivileged kids, so he deserved to be thought of that way. In a sense, he was

    • @spcmegreg
      @spcmegreg 5 лет назад +12

      Don't let Neil hear that or he'll spend an hour telling you how Santa is impossible. lol

    • @Anayaah421
      @Anayaah421 5 лет назад +3

      aw

    • @AidanMcQueeny
      @AidanMcQueeny 5 лет назад +7

      That’s so fucking wholesome, I love it.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 лет назад +4

      Your grandpa was Santa, the true Santa, every other one you see is a fake.

    • @matthewosborn9331
      @matthewosborn9331 5 лет назад

      My grandpa looks like a beardless santa

  • @karenhall4645
    @karenhall4645 3 года назад +39

    So just because Santa decided not to give them one of the things they asked for, they stopped believing? Doesn't seem like their belief was too strong to begin with. And a 3 year old is barely old enough to understand the whole concept anyway.

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 2 года назад +5

      I dislike that trope, just because as a kid you never got the hottest toy you start to hate Christmas, like gee I than me and most my friends need to be the biggest Christmas hater in the world because we never got the hottest toys of the year.

  • @RayRayDoesStuff
    @RayRayDoesStuff 3 года назад +10

    I'll admit, watching this movie is a Christmas tradition for me. I watch it every year 😅

    • @elecops9825
      @elecops9825 3 года назад +3

      Same 😊 been watching this every Christmas since I was a kid

  • @guinealover6674
    @guinealover6674 5 лет назад +141

    I always thought the cocoa was the reason he had all those physical changes, which would explain why it took her 1200 years to make it.

  • @sherriesedits2064
    @sherriesedits2064 5 лет назад +254

    How can one man in one lifetime acquire so many ugly sweaters?😂😂😂😁answer that neil😂

    • @jasondouglas152
      @jasondouglas152 4 года назад +3

      I think he was on the Bill Cosby sweater of the month club in the late 80s

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +21

    "it seems kinda babyish to believe in that kind of stuff"
    that's what i said when i was a child and now im depressed, dont make the mistake i did kid!

  • @watermelon..baby12
    @watermelon..baby12 3 года назад +12

    "Now, Neal is outside honking his horn because his gloves don't fit or something"
    Me: *Bursts into laughter because I just realized there's no watch on his wrist*

  • @Obi1kenobi10
    @Obi1kenobi10 5 лет назад +197

    Man kills Santa, becomes Sants....disturbing...

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад +8

      Obi1kenobi10
      Keep what you kill. It’s an age-old tradition.

    • @Blackbelt7000
      @Blackbelt7000 5 лет назад +7

      It’s litterally the plot of brother bear but with Santa instead of a bear

    • @commanderhedgehog590
      @commanderhedgehog590 5 лет назад +4

      Literally leaves the body behind and forgets that it's lying in your front porch.

  • @hypnagogue
    @hypnagogue 5 лет назад +156

    3rd degree burns are less painful than 2nd degree because 3rd degree burns destroy your nerves which means that you can't feel it. this fireman is foolin hard

    • @skoffx4210
      @skoffx4210 4 года назад +6

      I’ve gotten both and while 2nd degree burns hurt for longer 3rd degree burns are kinda scary when you first get them. I dont know if you only think its worse from how gross it looks but its yucky. I caught my shirt sleeve on fire and the scar is horrible

  • @robdog4062
    @robdog4062 3 года назад +9

    I died when he said "Have the head elf be a little Jewish kid"

  • @bekleedee
    @bekleedee 4 года назад +10

    All I can think of whenever I hear Tim Allen speak is Buzz Lightyear as Santa xD

  • @The2cute4uok
    @The2cute4uok 6 лет назад +147

    What if they have an animal breeding section in the workshop lmao

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +29

      "Hurry up, you two!! We got to get your children out to the children tonight!!"

  • @sangtan4343
    @sangtan4343 6 лет назад +78

    i figured out santa wasn’t real when my dad accidentally used the wrong wrapping paper. i was like “wow look! santa has the same wrapping paper as us! wait...”

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 6 лет назад +2

      sangtan I figured it out when I found a present for one of my sisters in a box in the garage. I didn't think anything of it until she got it on Christmas Day

    • @arielseescoral2607
      @arielseescoral2607 6 лет назад

      SAME LMAO

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 6 лет назад +8

      I figured it out when I found a pic i drew for Santa in my moms room later that summer and left her with the dilemma of, "IS SANTA NOT REAL OR ARE YOU A THIEF?!?!"

    • @Gamegobazooka
      @Gamegobazooka 6 лет назад +4

      Michael Scott I figured it out because when i was in 4-5th grade i really liked riddles, so one day my mom downloaded me 4 cheesy riddle apps. They were all bad, but one of them had the riddle: An old woman, santa, and the perfect man are in front of a 10 dollar bill. Who gets it? Answer: The old woman since santa and the perfect man don't exist. Basically at that moment i had an existential crisis. not why i was lied to about santa, but why they made that app which was obviously made for kids in the first place.

    • @ducklingscap897
      @ducklingscap897 6 лет назад

      Jacker Jacks
      4-5th grade? How did you manage to believe in Santa for such a long time?
      Did your classmates destroy that earlier?

  • @meredith8625
    @meredith8625 3 года назад +14

    Still love this as an adult 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ the part where they strip him of visitation made me cry as a kid though. Still sad now.
    But I’m pretty sure Tim Allen said it was supposed to be much darker. Like he was supposed to shoot Santa off the roof or something, among other things. They went this route to be more kid friendly though. I can’t remember where I saw this interview.

  • @Katielovegood44
    @Katielovegood44 4 года назад +16

    Just here for a refresh before watching u rip apart Santa Claus 2 lol

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 5 лет назад +172

    Every Santa movie has this one problem: do the parents not buy gifts? And where do they think the gifts magically appear from???

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 5 лет назад +28

      Santa magic makes the non-believing parents think they were the ones that bought those presents.
      Boom!

    • @gattabat
      @gattabat 5 лет назад

      ggeasy

    • @thomaswil8
      @thomaswil8 5 лет назад

      They pay Santa with a credit card because the 90s.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад

      BelleFlower15
      Lots of divorces with each parent thinking the other bought the gifts.

    • @SlipNJimmy
      @SlipNJimmy 5 лет назад +7

      Eidlones
      But why would Santa do that? The central (or a least one of) conflict of like 90% of these Santa is how Christmas is in danger because less and less people are believing in Santa Claus and Santa’s magic is fueled by people believing

  • @AtlasGeneticist
    @AtlasGeneticist 6 лет назад +329

    Try spy kids,I re-watched that and my God.the early 2000s in one movie

    • @kaveloops
      @kaveloops 6 лет назад +1

      Atlas Geneticist oh god that's gonna be bad 😂

    • @obliviousfantasy633
      @obliviousfantasy633 6 лет назад

      Atlas Geneticist
      Ohhhhhh god.

    • @josephlove8837
      @josephlove8837 6 лет назад +8

      Spy kids a timeless masterpiece. Spy Kids 3d is still ahead of its time.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 6 лет назад +8

      Oh that was a real AAA movie
      Actually, you know what would be even better? Sharkboy and lavagirl

    • @deena6
      @deena6 6 лет назад +1

      Nathan Lang OH MY GOD i just wanted to say thattttt it would be great ahahahha

  • @dloveantaeallen3430
    @dloveantaeallen3430 4 года назад +6

    The elves are just like "oh sitt santa died... who next"

  • @whatsername1180
    @whatsername1180 4 года назад +6

    So I'm here after watching your Santa Claus 2 review came out just to see how much your animation has changed. And wow!!!!!

  • @canadianguy7291
    @canadianguy7291 6 лет назад +24

    "We all believe stupid things when we where kids like my moms a superhero or my dad is going to come back from buying cigarettes" Holy shit i was not ready for that one

  • @kenziejohnson5788
    @kenziejohnson5788 4 года назад +122

    when I was younger, I thought when my parents were kids, everybody had black and white vision

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 года назад +7

      Kenzie Johnson This sounds like something Calvin's dad would tell him in _Calvin & Hobbes_ 😂

    • @Mel__21
      @Mel__21 3 года назад +6

      Omg I thought I was the only one who thought this too 😅

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 года назад

      Everything in the world was black and white in ye olden days, I thought the grups dreamt in it

    • @robertparker6280
      @robertparker6280 3 года назад

      Dude same here!

  • @jasonjackson7389
    @jasonjackson7389 6 месяцев назад +3

    Tim Allen is a national treasure and he does have range with his acting.

  • @nomine4027
    @nomine4027 4 года назад +25

    Do you remember the Jim Carrey movie from the 90's called "Liar, Liar?" That's a kid's movie that also totally revolves around a custody battle and a skosh of an existential crisis thrown in for good measure, too. However, watching Carrey beat himself up in the courthouse lav is actually really funny. Tim Allen is rarely funny....

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio 3 года назад

      I remember that scene.

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Год назад

      Tim Allen is funny stop lying but he not as funny as Jim Carrey Jim Carrey is the funniest comedian there is and has hold that title for years

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Год назад

      Uh, Liar Liar was Not a kids movie!
      And yes of course it was funny because Jim Carrey is the most amazingly talented comedian ever

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Год назад

      @@EmperorDxD agreed Jim Carrey is the best, Robin Williams is the only other one that comes close… but not Tim Allen. All he does are kids movies. I can’t think of a Tim Allen movie that wasn’t for kids

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD Год назад

      @@nsasupporter7557 he prefers those types of movies some people just like making kids movie tho he does have adult movie and stuff

  • @analiesseashton4413
    @analiesseashton4413 6 лет назад +112

    In all of the movies where Santa Claus exists, why don't the parents believe until they see him? Do they never realize the new presents that weren't there when they went to sleep?

  • @senanmcclatchie2508
    @senanmcclatchie2508 6 лет назад +28

    "Dammit we forgot to get our kid a weeny whistle eh he'll be fine"
    30 years later
    The son rocking in the corner crying

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 3 года назад +5

    13:28 THESANTAFICATIONPROCESSHASBEGUN!!!!!

  • @tayloratennant8336
    @tayloratennant8336 4 года назад +10

    "I know who you are dad. You're the zodiac killer!"
    I don't know why that line hit me so hard, but it did.

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 6 лет назад +1240

    *Movie Kid:* How can santa send presents to everyone in one night!?
    *Me:*
    1. Not everyone celebrates Christmas
    2. Time Zones make a big difference, and the Eastern Hemisphere is ahead by one day.
    3. Eastern Orthodox Churches celebrate Christmas on January 7th

    • @mehmeh2255
      @mehmeh2255 5 лет назад +81

      And some people celebrate Christmas w/o presents and the presents come from the three wise men on January 7th too :)

    • @okthen5338
      @okthen5338 5 лет назад +51

      flowercrowned *Me AfTeR rEaDiNg ThIs CoMmEnT:*
      Problem solved
      💪😄👌💪😄👌

    • @katiechambers1319
      @katiechambers1319 5 лет назад +43

      Plus like, magic

    • @TheScatteredMemory
      @TheScatteredMemory 5 лет назад +32

      And a lot of countries open presents on Christmas eve instead of Christmas day :)

    • @skylerricketts7392
      @skylerricketts7392 5 лет назад +20

      me: Fed Ex apparently

  • @dsjohnson1819
    @dsjohnson1819 4 года назад +181

    “I know who you are dad, *mickey mouse voice* YOU’RE THE ZODIAC KILLER” 💀

  • @kendrawerner32
    @kendrawerner32 4 года назад +8

    “You’re the zodiac killer “
    Me : starts choking from laughter

  • @adalwolf12
    @adalwolf12 3 года назад +1

    Watching this guys reviews has caused my ads to go from Raid Shadow Legends to Beyblade and I couldn't be more happy.

  • @joeyshmoe8046
    @joeyshmoe8046 6 лет назад +590

    Okay but like is anyone honestly surprised that everyone thought Scott was crazy? Like if a middle aged divorced man decided to dress up as santa claus and make his kid think he is santa claus before kidnapping him and taking him to the"north pole." Like from an outsiders perspective Scott is psycho.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 6 лет назад +19

      +Joey Does Art
      Pretty much.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 лет назад

      I'm not surprised.

    • @alswearingen323
      @alswearingen323 5 лет назад +3

      My Missus really LIKES it when I dress up like Santa and give her a "present" on Christmas Eve. I'll stop there, before I get to the part about the "North Pole."

  • @casualcyberguy1314
    @casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад +43

    "Your flying" "im used to it I lived through the 60s"
    Me:AYYYYYYYYYY LET'S JUST PUT THAT JOKE OVER THERE

  • @tangosf98
    @tangosf98 3 года назад +5

    9:11
    Audio:
    "I brought you some cocoa!"
    Captions:
    *I brought you some **_vodka_*

  • @elizabethennoshita8713
    @elizabethennoshita8713 4 года назад +5

    This truly is my favorite Christmas movie🙂 not too cheesy (less cheesy than most Christmas movies). It has such a classy Christmas feel, and an amazing soundtrack. It is a little weird, but it brings back such good memories for me🙂. I enjoy your videos!

  • @arielseescoral2607
    @arielseescoral2607 6 лет назад +272

    It doesn’t make sense but it’s one of the few Christmas movies I like lol

    • @sealake7935
      @sealake7935 6 лет назад +1

      ArielSees Coral Yeah my mom and me used to watch it over and over when i was younger

    • @Psyteth
      @Psyteth 6 лет назад +4

      Well, it is a Christmas movie... what one of them ever make actual sense lol... it is fantasy for little kids.

  • @brookslegacy
    @brookslegacy 6 лет назад +86

    something that’s always bothered me about this movie is: where did the original mrs. clause go? if scott/santa has to get married in the next movie, where is the wife of the first santa?

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 6 лет назад +12

      karmen brooks I suppose she just disappeared when Santa did... I never really thought about it

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 6 лет назад +11

      +karmen brooks
      Most likely died due to plot convenience.

    • @Kevin-ie5zx
      @Kevin-ie5zx 6 лет назад +6

      But the second movie takes place years after the first one. So a Santa doesn’t have to get married immediately

    • @TerryFedora
      @TerryFedora 6 лет назад +6

      I'm assuming that the Mrs.Clause of that dead Santa didn't exist. I'm assuming, given that you can be Santa for years before taking a wife, that the other Santa hadn't needed a wife yet.

    • @Nelcomarproductions
      @Nelcomarproductions 6 лет назад +3

      karmen brooks and we saw no wife in the third movie when jack frost became santa.

  • @MrNoLen5
    @MrNoLen5 3 года назад +21

    Rumor has it, the elves "kids" are actually the kids that hit the naughty list, and were taken by Santa to be forced to make toys for the good kids till they die. Thats just one of the stories of Santa, it was told like this to scare kids to being good

  • @MSflyer2005
    @MSflyer2005 3 года назад +5

    Still probably my favorite Christmas movie, even with all the issues