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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Siri should NEVER under any circumstances be asked these questions...
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  • @Scrop
    @Scrop 4 года назад +58

    9:07
    Brandon: Hey Siri, Can you stop time?
    Everyone else: ZA WARUDO!

  • @jamesdobson4556
    @jamesdobson4556 4 года назад +76

    7:30 i started cracking up when siri literally roast him in a math problem

    • @funderwood07
      @funderwood07 4 года назад

      James Dobson it’s true I’ve done it before

    • @savageballa66
      @savageballa66 2 года назад

      Uno Reverse Card

  • @mckenziecummings7870
    @mckenziecummings7870 4 года назад +186

    "I'm not the marrying kind."
    Neither am I love! XD

  • @Name-rm4vr
    @Name-rm4vr 4 года назад +323

    Me: In quarantine.
    Mom: Watching Messyourself Secretly

  • @meenie7tiktok914
    @meenie7tiktok914 4 года назад +217

    I told Siri when is the world going to end and she said “it will only be fine if you charge me” and I said how do I charge you and she said my battery percent :o

  • @FrozenEditz24
    @FrozenEditz24 3 года назад +39

    When that ball was yeeted at him I cried in laughter😂😂

  • @ZeeeLiltLiltBand
    @ZeeeLiltLiltBand 4 года назад +149

    Brandon: *"What is the meaning of life?"*
    Siri: *42*

  • @maylaazzlia3637
    @maylaazzlia3637 4 года назад +33

    Messyourself:*makes random sounds*
    Siri: I'm not sure you're taking this seriously

  • @kimalsalacopiii8959
    @kimalsalacopiii8959 3 года назад +51

    2:45 I didn't know siri could spit bars.

  • @shdbfbfbfbmsne4297
    @shdbfbfbfbmsne4297 4 года назад +236

    I asked Siri when the world was gonna end and she said “I don’t know but I wouldn’t worry about it there are plenty of other good universes out there.”

    • @Spectral69420
      @Spectral69420 4 года назад +5

      Mine said whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass after a couple of me saying it it said as long as you keep me charged we should be fine

    • @stuartwardell1
      @stuartwardell1 4 года назад +2

      Steph Oudendyk same xD

    • @deadlyboss6136
      @deadlyboss6136 4 года назад +2

      Mine said feb 16 2038

    • @muhammadyahya2542
      @muhammadyahya2542 4 года назад

      Mine said 28 January 2038 when unix2 or something overflows.

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 года назад +4

      she said bring her to the beach, get ice cream and run on the beach
      smh

  • @gkcurtis0859
    @gkcurtis0859 4 года назад +134

    Brandon: what is the meaning of life
    Siri: 42
    69: there is another

  • @YeeterDude
    @YeeterDude 3 года назад +75

    I lost it when he asked Siri "Can I kiss you" and Siri replied with a blank "No."

    • @leilabrooke2718
      @leilabrooke2718 3 года назад

      That’s funny

    • @fridaythe13thfanamogus
      @fridaythe13thfanamogus 3 года назад +1

      AMOGUS

    • @pizziehdgames7586
      @pizziehdgames7586 Год назад

      Dffe, and a 3. This will not 3 the same as the first time. I have been in the next few days, so I will not have one of our customers with a few days ago by the time of booking your

    • @pizziehdgames7586
      @pizziehdgames7586 Год назад

      The first time in the morning and evening meals and to 5th of a

    • @pizziehdgames7586
      @pizziehdgames7586 Год назад

      To the right now I am a little bit more 3rd, and the surrounding area

  • @catiem9949
    @catiem9949 4 года назад +16

    I literally got a phone commercial right at the beginning of this LMAO

  • @ivanovagraziella955
    @ivanovagraziella955 4 года назад +7

    9:07
    messyourself:Hey siri can you stop time?
    Siri: ZA WARUDO

  • @frstn7963
    @frstn7963 3 года назад +29

    7:32 is just savage AF

  • @novanity179
    @novanity179 4 года назад +375

    Any time MessYourself says “hey siri” siri comes up on my iPad

  • @Mello25__
    @Mello25__ 4 года назад +35

    “Don’t ever ask Siri these things”
    Me- Asks Siri everything he says not to*

  • @dianeyrey72
    @dianeyrey72 4 года назад +37

    7:26......did siri really just roast this man? Wow

    • @ghostythegreat8299
      @ghostythegreat8299 4 года назад

      That wasn't a roast you dumbass

    • @andrenadcruz
      @andrenadcruz 4 года назад +1

      @@ghostythegreat8299 woah we no need no fight bro.....

    • @dopeduhh
      @dopeduhh 4 года назад +1

      Oh!! Burn

    • @sabir1138
      @sabir1138 4 года назад

      @@ghostythegreat8299 :|

  • @urdad7570
    @urdad7570 4 года назад +46

    Siri’s friend:Siri will u marry me 😊
    Siri:no
    Me:🤣🤣🤣

  • @nagi8802
    @nagi8802 4 года назад +33

    U should ask siri
    “Hey Siri, I see a little silhouette of a man”

  • @roboticninjaxxx4316
    @roboticninjaxxx4316 4 года назад +35

    Brandon:hey Siri talk dirty to me
    Siri:the carpet needs vacuuming

  • @SylviatheSylveon
    @SylviatheSylveon 4 года назад +51

    6:18
    I instantly recognized it!
    The tongue twister is from the movie "IT"

    • @nolife097
      @nolife097 4 года назад +1

      WHAT???

    • @jaskaransingh8901
      @jaskaransingh8901 4 года назад

      Bill keeps saying cus he scared cus Georgie ded

    • @skye_xxx1619
      @skye_xxx1619 4 года назад +1

      Sameeeee

    • @nickidoodle9614
      @nickidoodle9614 4 года назад

      Yeah in the ending

    • @SylviatheSylveon
      @SylviatheSylveon 4 года назад

      @@nickidoodle9614 no it's what billy says to build his confidence and pennywise said it in the end because he was the scared one now

  • @adankan1564
    @adankan1564 4 года назад +125

    Imagine your girl saying "Talk dirty to me baby" n you say "The dishes aren't clean yet."

    • @luiammm
      @luiammm 4 года назад +2

      imagine being a child

    • @johnnyenvoled4348
      @johnnyenvoled4348 4 года назад +1

      -

    • @DEEJAYYCHINO
      @DEEJAYYCHINO 4 года назад

      Imagine not being a child and jump straight to middle school

    • @maryambinsarm4279
      @maryambinsarm4279 4 года назад

      I would how much would a wood chuck chuck chuck if the wood chuck chuck wood chucked did u catch that tongue twister

    • @maryambinsarm4279
      @maryambinsarm4279 4 года назад +1

      @@johnnyenvoled4348 wha anyways c65rdgiik5r56e8bt5ys543kukyuhyht 5xrxd5ryutr6dburdujytnfxdxyftx tf6cytfxtf6cy do u understand that huh huh idiots

  • @hamburger3447
    @hamburger3447 3 года назад +4

    8:17 got me very good because i recognize the sound from left 4 dead 2

  • @RyGuy458
    @RyGuy458 4 года назад +110

    Messyourself: Don’t look under my desk”
    This is the police come out now!

    • @tromaineblackford3555
      @tromaineblackford3555 4 года назад +2

      Iove your vids

    • @halimahussain3635
      @halimahussain3635 4 года назад +1

      Brandon is running out of things to do;)
      And its my baby bro's bday tday, he's 6yrs old

    • @ryyflok
      @ryyflok 4 года назад +1

      What I think you meant to say was
      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @sabir1138
      @sabir1138 4 года назад

      @@ryyflok i want to say that!
      Oh welp

    • @dansk4727
      @dansk4727 4 года назад

      Huh?

  • @adarshramia580
    @adarshramia580 4 года назад +79

    Ahhhhh, he’s barely getting any views. He deserves more.

  • @Storm-Xander
    @Storm-Xander 3 года назад +8

    I was really bored and depressed and when you came in you just made my day a happy day of my life thank you so much and I love your videos

  • @MP99999-c
    @MP99999-c 4 года назад +61

    Ask Siri “what does WTF stand for” Siri swears, it’s funny the way they pronounce it...

  • @oliviamoore1907
    @oliviamoore1907 4 года назад +26

    5:49 was the best, i laughed out loud 🤣💀

  • @YOBBYWOBBY
    @YOBBYWOBBY 4 года назад +18

    "when did you die repeat edge of" Siri-2020

  • @ghostyftw9791
    @ghostyftw9791 4 года назад +8

    0:41
    Mission Passed
    Respect +

  • @peekzy7516
    @peekzy7516 4 года назад +277

    Who else loves messyourself
    👇👇👇

  • @v_shinoyt6942
    @v_shinoyt6942 3 года назад +25

    4:44 *genos mind*writing down what saitama does everyday to get stronger

  • @danaobrien4682
    @danaobrien4682 4 года назад +261

    This is literally me during quarantine.

  • @Ellie-jj9bd
    @Ellie-jj9bd 4 года назад +6

    You kept setting my Siri off😂😂

  • @vidularameshbabu287
    @vidularameshbabu287 4 года назад +4

    I WAS SOOO HAPPY WHEN IT SAID 42 it's the answer to the question asked in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy... legit the best book ever

  • @scarlettisbae1612
    @scarlettisbae1612 4 года назад +118

    Everyone during quarantine doing this “dangerous” stuff

  • @GTRAIJIN4633
    @GTRAIJIN4633 4 года назад +21

    On 6:18 i knew it was in the movie called "IT" and that was Billy saying while he walking to their house😳

  • @allo8464
    @allo8464 3 года назад +2

    6:18
    Me trying to say it:
    My lisp: *We don't do that here*

  • @cr7baee
    @cr7baee 4 года назад +26

    6:32 this tounge-twister said Pennywise in IT chapter 1 when he goes to hell

  • @AdamAdver
    @AdamAdver 4 года назад +50

    I’m gonna ask Siri these things.

    • @squirrelsteam3996
      @squirrelsteam3996 4 года назад +2

      Do not do it it will scar you.

    • @inaravilmane4020
      @inaravilmane4020 4 года назад +2

      No one cares homless you pretend to have an iphone

    • @suhridc
      @suhridc 4 года назад

      @@squirrelsteam3996 why and how

  • @SomeRandomYouTuber_
    @SomeRandomYouTuber_ 3 года назад +6

    Doctor is doctoring the doctor so who is doctoring the doctor?
    I died what that whole tongue twister
    Edit: *4 2*

  • @mistera2834
    @mistera2834 4 года назад +17

    This is what u called a content, keep making these vids bro, I'll always supports you

  • @lindayani1244
    @lindayani1244 4 года назад +11

    " If i find you i'd tell you, so you could bring me to life for one glorious day, we could get ice cream and run on the beach "
    FOURTY TWO. (sad moment ended)

  • @NinjaGaming-dd2xp
    @NinjaGaming-dd2xp 4 года назад +4

    When siri said something rude
    0:36

  • @mounirwassimalikacem286
    @mounirwassimalikacem286 4 года назад +10

    Messyourself had the iPhone 11 Pro but the thumbnail was iPhone 7

  • @billybrown6815
    @billybrown6815 4 года назад +5

    Me: Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?
    Siri: Oh. I’m just doing a *little jig* inside here

  • @palace_demon8622
    @palace_demon8622 4 года назад +8

    i found it funny when siri told messyourself he/she was tired of answering his questions XD

  • @AsheTheNPC
    @AsheTheNPC 4 года назад +14

    My Siri: hi bother
    Me: stop Siri get to work

  • @kaii1240
    @kaii1240 4 года назад +4

    Messyourself: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Siri: BeCaUsE tHe LiTtLe ChIcKeN sHaPeD lIgHt WaS gReEn

  • @ShadowFreddyAndGoldenFreddyYT
    @ShadowFreddyAndGoldenFreddyYT Год назад +2

    The way Siri yelled at Brandon almost had me off my chair😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rashodjett142
    @rashodjett142 4 года назад +26

    Messyourself: dont look under my desk cops:FBI OPEN UP

  • @benjaminfrancisdouggie4762
    @benjaminfrancisdouggie4762 4 года назад +34

    How else loves messyourself
    👇👇👌👌💓💞💕

    • @Crashnam-jg9cr
      @Crashnam-jg9cr 4 года назад +1

      Benjamin Francis douggie you mean who

  • @happymess1551
    @happymess1551 3 года назад +7

    I love the part when siri raps

  • @celdrix8382
    @celdrix8382 4 года назад +34

    "Is water wet"
    Me: When it sees me ;)

  • @owencor
    @owencor 4 года назад +4

    2:04 you set off my siri

  • @andreagi5513
    @andreagi5513 4 года назад +25

    The meaning of life is siri speaking about cookiemonster

  • @bliss8141
    @bliss8141 4 года назад +17

    I was literally asking Siri for something when I got this notification

    • @nicholaswilkins3916
      @nicholaswilkins3916 4 года назад +1

      What notification did you get?

    • @bliss8141
      @bliss8141 4 года назад

      Nicholas Wilkins (when the video was uploaded I got the notification of the video

    • @nicholaswilkins3916
      @nicholaswilkins3916 4 года назад

      Oh well that makes more sense

  • @-sorrow-5921
    @-sorrow-5921 4 года назад +23

    Brandon: asking siri to love him
    Siri: *G E T R E J E C T E D I D I O T*

  • @taingfuli8663
    @taingfuli8663 3 года назад +4

    6:46 Siri is savage hahaha

  • @theweasleysimp1512
    @theweasleysimp1512 4 года назад +10

    I know how you feel, I'm also in quarantine, I'm indian, my favourite food is Masala Dhosa. Mess will know what I'm talking about.LOL

  • @moss-ji6rb
    @moss-ji6rb 4 года назад +15

    Messyourself videos are the only things keeping me sane in quarantine 👍

  • @Axixan
    @Axixan 3 года назад +26

    6:07 best part when he speaks Japanese

    • @vortexroblox9
      @vortexroblox9 3 года назад +1

      Why is messyourself speaking Japanese 6:07

    • @mrasianfrank8233
      @mrasianfrank8233 3 года назад

      it's not japanese, it's chinese

    • @vortexroblox9
      @vortexroblox9 3 года назад +1

      @@mrasianfrank8233 no it's japanese You're wrong

    • @vortexroblox9
      @vortexroblox9 3 года назад

      @Reed japanese and chinese or different

    • @vortexroblox9
      @vortexroblox9 3 года назад

      @FredTheBoxGuy yet don't look the same then chinese

  • @LtCxrrup7ed
    @LtCxrrup7ed 4 года назад +8

    God I missed watching MessYourself's vid u always make my day Brandon keep up the good work luv ya 😁

  • @flyingpiggy7983
    @flyingpiggy7983 4 года назад +36

    RIP messyourself siri said I won't kiss u or go on a date

    • @destinyross5850
      @destinyross5850 4 года назад +1

      😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😘

    • @valid256
      @valid256 4 года назад +2

      Destiny Ross what?

  • @lilweenrr2935
    @lilweenrr2935 3 года назад +5

    Ill be your friend

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 4 года назад +35

    At least when you asked hey Siri do you love me it didn’t say “I have everything I need in the iCloud storage”...

  • @davidpoo4041
    @davidpoo4041 4 года назад +197

    This is how many times messyourself said because
    ⬇️

  • @oliverknox7565
    @oliverknox7565 3 года назад +4

    Everyone: I have gotten so smart over quarantine.
    Me: spacerrocket

  • @capturethesky7199
    @capturethesky7199 4 года назад +9

    Why did my phone activated Siri when Brandon said “Hey Siri”

  • @itsfinal7072
    @itsfinal7072 4 года назад +19

    Lol I am actually watching on Wednesday (10 of June) 🤣

    • @SUPERDUPER_BOY
      @SUPERDUPER_BOY 3 года назад

      2020?

    • @itsfinal7072
      @itsfinal7072 3 года назад +1

      @@SUPERDUPER_BOY i didn’t even know i commented this but yes 2020.

    • @cwandtheblueenderman6568
      @cwandtheblueenderman6568 3 года назад +1

      @@itsfinal7072 2021 now

    • @Arkan-10
      @Arkan-10 3 года назад

      Boi your watching on my birthday 🥳😂😂

    • @CJ-wr7wq
      @CJ-wr7wq 3 года назад

      Lol 10 June is my birthday

  • @pavonis1101
    @pavonis1101 3 года назад +7

    I always keep my bible close when watching horror stuff

  • @katelynbobadilla5889
    @katelynbobadilla5889 4 года назад +6

    That was so cute when Siri Said if one day you could bring me in the real world Siri said we can have ice cream and ran on the beach.

  • @hornstepan563
    @hornstepan563 3 года назад +4

    Spacerocket got me dead 🤣

  • @RJTheWolf05
    @RJTheWolf05 4 года назад +27

    Brandon- “hey Siri can I kiss you”
    Siri- *no*
    Me- wait that’s illegal

  • @mueedist
    @mueedist 4 года назад +12

    I asked Siri when the world was gonna end and she said “As long as you keep me charged we should be just fine”

    • @ivanpalogme6578
      @ivanpalogme6578 4 года назад

      !#@#/@$'xx you lit ×##*×=×*

    • @mueedist
      @mueedist 4 года назад

      ivan palogme ???

    • @Mr.Japlay
      @Mr.Japlay 4 года назад

      What happens when you get a new phone then?

  • @literallyk_m_s
    @literallyk_m_s 4 года назад +4

    "What is sire?"
    Sire
    "No what is sire!"
    *Sire*

    • @springtrap7002
      @springtrap7002 4 года назад

      XxMidnightfox CookiexX siri not sire

    • @literallyk_m_s
      @literallyk_m_s 4 года назад

      @@springtrap7002 k and?

    • @sabir1138
      @sabir1138 4 года назад +1

      Image this is a fight with ur big brother.…

  • @literallyastorageaccount9815
    @literallyastorageaccount9815 4 года назад +21

    4:33 always makes me laugh

  • @robinonion
    @robinonion 4 года назад +29

    "He thrusts his fist against the ppppp... the pp... pppppo..."
    - Bill Denbrough

  • @mr.redbadger3377
    @mr.redbadger3377 3 года назад +2

    Messyourself: hay siri what's siri
    Siri: i'm siri
    Me: well messyourself siri is siri *BRUH*

  • @michaelohayo5939
    @michaelohayo5939 4 года назад +6

    Messyourself: siri can I kiss you
    Siri: NO
    Messyourself: *feeling rejected*
    But I just did >:)

  • @frozke1241
    @frozke1241 4 года назад +9

    Why does this man make my day :D

    • @monkomonkulus
      @monkomonkulus 4 года назад +1

      6.29 million others ask that question.

    • @pizziehdgames7586
      @pizziehdgames7586 Год назад

      The only jvjvnvirjc the same. The other hand, if the weather is nice to hear from the article. 2nd, I have been in touch, and the surrounding areas of expertise. This will be 2 the best price for a couple more than a year, and the rest of your own choice. Compare our prices include a new job is going on there. The other hand, if I had to be the same. The only way to the right right to monitor and I have a 21st, 5

    • @pizziehdgames7586
      @pizziehdgames7586 Год назад

      The other day. We are you a copy of my favourite stores 2nd, but the only thing that you can get a chance tolook at the same. The other hand. This is a bit sore throat and the rest of the most important part time job search by a friend who has been sent out about this. The other side. The first teamed, but the most important part of a new one of my favourite. I have to be a bit 50th anniversary. I am a beautiful . The 6. 1st of July. We are

  • @mrsnas1023
    @mrsnas1023 4 года назад +5

    6:07 made me die XD

  • @z4rka.08
    @z4rka.08 4 года назад +27

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Siri: tiTIsUkeR

  • @Mario-ce1yo
    @Mario-ce1yo 4 года назад +14

    5:56 im still dieing of laughter

  • @mehdidaboss673
    @mehdidaboss673 3 года назад +2

    1:19 lol Brandon making his move

  • @noahosmond7256
    @noahosmond7256 4 года назад +12

    When Siri says 42, that is scientifically proven to be the meaning of life

  • @TheSinlessGamer
    @TheSinlessGamer 4 года назад +6

    “And you’re sad that you have no friends” damn Siri is savage 😂😂

  • @garethwilliams9983
    @garethwilliams9983 4 года назад +2

    I can’t read it at home I watched this before please come back I can’t leave without you

  • @biancazou6279
    @biancazou6279 4 года назад +11

    If this doesn’t continue as a series I will start a revolution!

  • @pythxn777
    @pythxn777 3 года назад +5

    8:51 🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

  • @dogmercy2813
    @dogmercy2813 4 года назад +2

    if i repeat a word multiple times, i cant remember what is the right spelling of if i say the right word. doctor looks different rn aghhhh

  • @gigifrl
    @gigifrl 4 года назад +40

    "Who else is sick of these comments and knows that most of the world is inside because of corona?"
    Ya, me too 2w2

  • @uddino
    @uddino 4 года назад +15

    Was it just me or whenever mess yourself said "hey Siri" it opened Siri 😂

  • @usersimp
    @usersimp 2 года назад +15

    Im your friend

    • @Angel-fh6z8
      @Angel-fh6z8 4 месяца назад +6

      *. Can you do this *. *.
      *. Ez
      👇

  • @itsGoobieTime
    @itsGoobieTime 4 года назад +5

    Mess yourself: I killed someone! I need to hide the body!
    Siri: I used to know the answer to that...
    Me: *Looks at phone differently*

  • @Luvfw._.Ka1
    @Luvfw._.Ka1 4 года назад +10

    At 6:19 Billy from it says that and tgen pennywise says it by the end😵😲

  • @mylalabaurn1457
    @mylalabaurn1457 3 года назад +2

    Siri:*regecting brandon*
    Me:oooooooooooh-

  • @Hi-zn3yi
    @Hi-zn3yi 4 года назад +4

    7:32 and you are sad that you have no friends

    • @sabir1138
      @sabir1138 4 года назад +1

      Siri roasted him XD

  • @elinogvenner2486
    @elinogvenner2486 4 года назад +25

    Is it just me or when mess says “Hey Siri” my siri turns on