my insane reaction to beating lucia at wii sports resort ping pong
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2020
- my insane reaction to beating lucia at wii sports resort ping pong
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this was an emotional journey and i'm happy but yet oddly sad that it's over
@Tomi how did you get here before anyone and why
;-;
RIP Lucia 😭
Poofesure I beat Lucia 6-0😂
Good job, comrade
Hearing even Poof say “can’t say that word!” is worrying.
True
@@greenwizard7592 or the n word.
@@greenwizard7592 considering he was streaming on twitch, the number of things he can't say is endless
@@greenwizard7592 Yeah I believe he was going to say "kill myself" because it was preceded with "I want to". Can't really see Poof dropping the n-word either @Ádám Balázs
Ged 999 what is his twitch??
He sounds like a man slowly descending into joker levels of madness.
Cooper Stevens he’s already joker levels of madness
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
Ya wanna know how I got these scars? The Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside fought back!
have you watched the perfect bowling vid? that is madness
He was like that from the beginning
he’d gone so far into insanity he was blaming a patch of grass for his mistakes
he blames EVERYTHING but himself for his mistakes 😂
@@iwillpipebombyourhouse right? Lmaoo he gives me the worst heartburn with laughter
He’s like that one kid that always says “you’re messing me up”
LMAO - I can’t
and then michigan
19:35
“I’m standing up now..”
He plays wii while sitting down?!
How do you think his voice is so clear?
I can’t play the wii sitting down, it feels so in natural
I thought the same thing too!
I always play while sitting down? If I'm standing in front of my tv i have to look down to be able to play.
i do sometimes too
Poof: Winning 5-1
Me: Puts on Scope Lens to checks the remaining time
Houston... We have a problem.
😂 too true
Timothy Hayman jr Super Bowl 51 at its finest
Yea
High IQ meme
Not the escape pod!
me: seeing it’s 5-2
me seeing that there’s still 10 minutes left in the video
sHiTs AbOuT tO gO dOwN
Your Volume??
Yo same bro
damn somebody else copied ur comment
wyfuls damn
16:31 I can't stop laughing at Poof hitting a guy in the crowd and laughing like a completey crazed maniac 🤣
This comment made me laugh hahaha
Underrated comment 😂
Poof: we’re one point away!!!
**video is only half way over**
*turns down volume*
*turns up volume* there i fixed it
16:39
Poof: screeching uncontrollably
Poof: hits his finger
Also poof: calms down instantly
GD Crazy B. I was making sure someone else noticed that lol
That happened in the video just as I read your comment
I read this right as it happened.
“Witness the wrath of your ways”
*pain’s the key to calmness*
16:43
It's impressive how quickly Poof goes from absolutely furious to sounding genuinely sad and hurt in the span of a few seconds...
poof: AUGghYhg wHaT tHEee fUucKkkk
poof 2 seconds later: ow i need cold water my fingy 🥺🥺
Kinda cute tho 😔😔😔😔😔
signs of a psychopath
@@kishmish2703 😔😔😔😔
- System Error - ikr
At 10:04, Lucia reached 200 total points scored in all the games combined. Poof had just hit 21.
Final series score: 237-36 Lucia. She outscored Poof by 201 points! But hey, one win is all it takes :)
And still, these are only the points I can see in the video, not any that Poof cut out. So the actual gap in points could have been much bigger.
Ty
You’re an absolute god for figuring this out-
@@Hesitant_Weevil Thanks haha
Weirdly satisfying stat
ATTENTION EVERYONE: if you seek sacred knowledge on how to beat Lucía, the internet can be cryptic. But I digress,
Some tips: (1) hold out for her to make a mistake, it does happen just hang in there, making long rallies that seem like they go on forever.
(2) When hitting the ball, twist the Wii remote towards yourself as if accelerating a motorcycle to put a curve on the ball, making it curve through the air and move slowly, a good time to do this is when you are far away from the table, it gives both of you time to get back to the table. NOTE: the curved trajectory of the ball sometimes confuses the Lucía A.I. and she waits too late to hit it.
(3) you can twist the wii remote away (opposite of accelerating a motorcycle) from yourself when hitting to make the ball go faster than a normal hit. and sometimes even faster than a power hit. It can catch the opponent off guard, and is a technique to get your opponent over to one side of the table so you can then blast it over to the other side when they try to return it. It is risky however and needs a bit of practice to master. But you’ll get there.
O ye few who seek help and see this, you have found truth
The number one tip for wii sports resort table tennis that will help in every match is to hit it to the left side of the table with a forearm shot and then hit to the right side of the table with a backhand shot and repeat this process.
Even if this doesn't catch them out immediately it eventually will as they keep running left and right and will eventually give you a chance for a smash shot where you should do the exact same thing and that will eventually get you a point. This was always my main strategy when facing anybody in the game as a kid.
This is excellent advice. Your (3) point is called "cornering". To expand upon this, it takes practice to master _when_ to corner it, not how. If your opponent (Lucia) is already well positioned to return it, you are in for a bad time. You should only try to corner when your opponent is far enough away such that they cannot return the ball super hard and in a bad spot for you to hit it back. Basically, cornering is used to set up a put away shot.
There is one other point OP made that I would like to highlight:
I cannot stress enough just how important distance away from the table is. If you are not directly near the table, you will lose 95-97% of points. The reason is that Lucia, and all other high level opponents, can move multiples faster than you. The farther away you are from the table, the farther you have to travel in order to catch up to balls on either side of the table. This is where that speed disparity is exposed. You will lose every time. This is why Poof struggled so much against Lucia early on. Notice where Beef Boss was in early games when Poof was losing points -- he was almost always super far away from the table. Over time, Poof starts recognizing this and adjusting (_veeeeeery_ slowly adjusting lol)
How do you counter this? Backspin shot! The OP never called it this, but this is what he/she meant when they said to "twist the Wii remote towards yourself." This results in a backspin shot. The ball travels slowly, and your character will automatically move towards the table after hitting a successful backspin shot. This is BY FAR the most important skill you must learn as you progress. It is quite challenging to master, but once you can do this consistently, you will be able to win against anyone. DO NOT try to put Lucia away with a shot if you are not almost directly next to the table. It won't work.
“Telling a deaf kid he’s deaf”
*_outstanding move_*
Idk a good name to use Well they won't hear it so what's the problem 👌
@@jarenz9100 *_outstanding move_*
Idk a good name to use Thank you sir
“Hey listen to this”
19:46 it looks like Beefboss is actually talking and celebrating lmaooo
This video was released in a very hard time in my life, where I got extremely sick and could only sleep for most of the day. I saw this video, and tried to stay awake as long as possible, and I made it through the whole video without falling asleep. I really hope Poof is having a good day right now, because he made that day good.
Lol
@@ntrwgames6048 bro what
@@omegawolf5 did I stutter
That’s so sweet man, I really hope you’re feeling great now
That’s great.... but I don’t think anyone asked lol
Lucia: *breathes*
Poofesure: _You have a lot of nerve being alive_
You should out being here it would make it funnier :))
9:04 the way he said that sentence... I really felt the emotion in his voice.... I’m crying because it’s so beautiful how passionate he is...
i cried so hard i shit my pants
This is the funniest exchange I have ever seen
I cried so hard I out a Wii remote up my ass
Lucia: beats beef boss 1000 times
Everyone: *silence*
Poofesure: wins once
Everyone: *loses it*
Lucia: *goes from :) to :(*
Well she’s the champion so it’s expected so when Poof defeats her it’s incredible.
19:43 that was so funny i was dying laughing
BEEEFFF BOSSS
Poofesure: beats Lucia
Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside: We’ve won, but at what cost
You’re right...
Why are we still here just to suffer all the comrades i have lost
The cost of a couple of my brothers, for instance this one above me or below me I can't see shit
Greatest comment ever
My family
“The motion of the Wii Council will decide your fate”
*”I AM the motion.”*
Not, yet
It's treason, then.
fuck you beat me to it 🤣
Bruh boi Ok Gabi
@@GreenBeans5 *Satanic howl*
18:11 and now, the greatest moment in wii sports history, the game where poofesure at last beats Lucia.
Hey! It VHS mania man! Hi!
@@TotallyLucasMenchions hej
19:42 the way he was saying beef boss tho 😂
The stream could’ve lasted for 1 less hour if Poofesure didn’t magnificently choke that 5-2 lead.
M I C H backhand I see you everywhere
5-1 lead
thats how the game does I have the game and im always at like a 4-1 lead and the second i get to 5 the person im against gets like a 4 point streak and we go back and forth until the win with lik 8-10 i knew it was gonna happen to him from the start
he had been streaming 3 hours before that choke even happened
I had a 5-0 lead AND I FREAKING BLEW IT (against Lucia)
**sees he has a 5-2 lead**
**sees 10 mins left in the video**
My ears: **chuckles** I’m in danger.
Is your name actually Persephone because that’s really cool if so lol
Yes my ears chuckle all the time 😂
Lol
Jackson Texans and Chiefs. 24-0 choke lead
@@edwinmartinez1419 Was not a championship game
"Imagine if I was actually one point away from winning how much pressure I'd have on me. I wouldn't be able to do it."
12:03
I mean I guess he didn't lie....
When you ask your music teacher if you can go to the bathroom: 12:09
"I THINK WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT HER!"
*cuts to losing 5-0 to Lucia*
Poof: "oww, my finger. Aah i hit my finger really hard."
All the other wii remotes he's broken:
Am I a joke to you?
hahahahahahahahaha this is so original and funny, your a comedy genius with original formatting of a joke, outstanding, absolutely incredible.
that made me genuinely laugh out loud
Jdog Has Left you Must be fun at parties
@@whosjoe4489 your the one guy at a funeral that brings a cake
@@ace-zg8lv your foot looks like its from a back ally japanese playboy magazine
20:07 were the three meme started
“Anything non-critical to beating Lucil is subject to being broken” im dead 😂😂😂
14:05
Proof: *throws controller*
Nintendo pause menu: Ok!
Lol
Lol 😂
bro this shit 😂
Hash Brown lol
*PROOF*
18:15 “ *how about another joke murray?* “
I was waiting for ANYONE to make that reference 😭🙏🏽
SomeHuman OMG😂
“ *You’re awful Murray* “
thank you
"No I think we've had enough of your 'jokes'."
I like how beef boss starts having a stroke when he won at 19:46
16:10 that just sounds like pingu raging lol
*Poof slams Wiimote on the ground*
Wiimote: *"OK!"*
Antscorpio that was his headset, I watched it on stream lol
@@HibiscusFox Oh alright. It sounded like he slammed the Wiimote on the ground xD
*Wiimote Calibration: OK
Ronnie plays
*Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside
Kaleo C I think he means 14:04
“top 10 greatest sports moments of the year”
“number 1...poof beats lucia. although he’s lost many times and broke numerous wii remotes, he manages to beat lucia in the action packed match that ends with poof screaming like a cat.”
CamChip10 “Number 2, Poof beats Tommy. He lost a TV, numerous wii remotes but overcame Tommy in the end”
CRZE DM Yee but that was last year technically I would call that more of a success though
I imagine this comment in "Chills" voice lol
12:48
no one:
the dude with the honda civic next door at 3am:
16:43-16:53 the way he went from "WCYOOGXEVOHP" to "ow 🥺"
owwwww...... I need cold water
15:37
When you’re playing fetch with your dog but hes not running back with the ball.
lmfao
Why would you get so mad because a dog didn’t listen to you
😂😂😂
SpaghettiSauce445 it’s called a joke. Chill out dude.
I’m dying
So this is what happened when Richard Nixion and Mao played ping pong.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions underrated comment
Dont know how that would click, but it would be intresting to see.
Isn't that nice?
Ahhahahah
Lol
16:50 “Ow that hurt 🥺”
I felt so bad when he said it like that :(
You are a good person 🐱
The thing that was keeping him from winning was the exact thing that won him the game. Incredible.
14:05 I love how the Wii Remote successfully calibrated after he probably threw it.
Lol
Yes
OK !
wii remote: "OK!"
Coz he’s not moving it around angrily
18:40 scooby when he catches the villain
as someone whos personally beat lucia i can heavily relate to the emotion
shes inhuman
5:50
Dude hit it with the edge of the paddle causing a slice that even the Champion Lucia couldn't get.
For reference that shot is extremely hard and my Asian friend from college only pulled it off against me once. 😆
Poof: Holy shit that was the hardest champion I've ever played against
Anna, the cycling champion: Allow me to introduce myself
Perfection
Wait you can have niveau for bicylce, in the versus mode or where? Then in the normal mode is no boss
Ejiro Kirishima She always comes out in 1st in almost every Cycling race. That’s why she’s labeled as the champion.
@@huntgbunt for me fritz was the one who was on one level with anna they switched each ither every time
Nah Anna is pretty easy
19:47 guessing and getting 1st place on the last kahoot question
Watch beef boss have seizure dude
Ikr
That's exactly my reaction
After getting second behind that BEEEYATCH the whole time, but now you're the champ at last.
I like it
Me: **Sees that he has a 5-2 lead**
Me: **Sees ten minutes left in the vid**
Instinct: -Laugh my ass off-
*Cover ears and have hope that i live*
4:09 I ALMOST CHOCKED FOR HOW FUNNY HE LOOKED WHEN HITTING THE TABLE XD
“She was playing balls she shouldn’t have”
I wanted to like it but there’s 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
Scxrae huzzah, a man of of quality
- Beef Boss 2020
Scxrae what a legend
Poof: *starts to win*
Me: *notices there's still time left in the video*
Also me: "Oh dear Neptune"
Me, a fool: Maybe he spends five minutes rejoicing over his win??
Is ur avatar from "Squriell And Hedgehog" ?
"Oh dear neptune"
Boomer language
LITERALLY ME
@@memezabelle it's SpongeBob language nerd shut
4:44 -- 4:55 had me laughing so hard lol
When he serves while raging 🤣
Dude Matt was in the crowd and gave you his strength.
Me: gets excited when poof is about to win
Also Me: sees that there is 10 min left
Geo Bryce that hit different
Same lol
I didn’t even look, cause I didn’t want to be disappointed until I had to
Somethings wrong, I can feel it
still me: *turns volume down*
11:09 sounds like Tom when he screams
Omg it does lmao
Sackie Chan NO ITS 17:43
1000 Subs With no videos
No it’s 22:24
OMG it really does
Not reallly
20:38
Toad Wii Remote With WiiMotion Plus InHalf
bro i used to watch ur wii baseball videos and i've been looking for your channel for years, thank god this video popped up on my home page
me reading the comments while watching the video:
“is this the 5-2 game everyone’s talking about?”
I’m guessing there’s like 10
poof: *“that spot of grass has gotten more balls than a frickin...”*
me: 😳
lmao
Evan
James charles
THK Toxik were not that dumb don’t worry 😂
@@thktoxik7525 so true
Canton basketball vlogs we’re
18:10 what a way to describe a table tennis champion.
Story time: it took me 18 hours of uninterrupted gameplay to beat Lucía, not to mention many rages and countless restarts. The main thing I did was hold out for Lucía to make a mistake, and Believe me, she DOES make them, you just need to hang in there for ages.
I commend u for your service.
12:02 Poof: “WE’RE ONE POINT AWAY”
Me: **checks video length** “something’s not right here.”
somethings wrong, i can feel it
Yeah ahaha me right now 😂😂
Sameee
Yeah, sometimes the video length can spoil the rest of the video
Don’t you love people that steal comments, that also roblox pfp and they use numbers as letters because they think they’re cool?
“OH! I FINALLY GOT A -“ *beer ad plays* “POINT!”
..oh
It was a condum add for me
I didn't get an ad 😎😄
Judah williams Then you’re searching for condoms. Honestly hope you spell lower than your age.
youtube premium gang
The genuine excitement in his voice is like a kid who got the prefect present on Christmas 10:42
15:36
Poof: throw Wii remote
Beef Boss: IMMA SMASH THE GROUND
Just imagine the neighbors trying to sleep and poof yelling at the top of his lungs playing the Wii with a toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus
Wii motion plus INSIDE*
@@cpol1590 Thank god you corrected him because I was about to pull a poofesure 😂
@@totemoforanges LOL love that 😂👌
@@totemoforanges 😂😂😂
I’m *W H E E Z I N G*
Also it’s 3 in the morning so that might be part of it
12:47 when you try to cold start your engine and the belt has worn.
That's a good one
cymaratechoverdragon I laughed to hard at this
CRYING
That’s awesome lol
Bruh... 😂😂😂
19:44 on has me in actual tears at 5 in the morning, the sheer incoherence in poofs voice is the funniest shit ever i swear
Im surprised his near-win at 14:00 wasnt the same level of rage as his 299 bowling game or the time he was one shot away on the 30 point challenge
It’s probably because he has a character to directly blame
poofesure: *gets angry*
poof when he injures his finger:
*becomes calm* ow...
ReCoostic “ouch... dammit... :’(((“
that part made me die omg
Yo as i was reading that, the part came up in the video
lol he smashed his finger in the corner of his desk
*flips out again*
"Its like *telling* a deaf kid hes deaf." Hmmm
Aiden Kwiatkowski hahah
welcome to the joke
that’s the joke
@@cionm ik
Aiden Kwiatkowski then why did you comment this
Am I the only one who’s hearing an amazing pennywise laugh impression and he’s not even trying I love it
beef boss: *hits the ball on the grass*
Poofesure: *Laughs maniacally*
Me: mom can we go see the joker?
Mom: no, we have the joker at home
The joker at home:
Kevin Jensås underated comment
U should add a time stamp
18:14😂
That part happened as reading thid
you deserve more likes
19:05 "No beef, beef boy, beef boy me bob" solid mr krabs reference.
SkrimXa Mr. BEeefFFeRs
Sara B
NooooOO0000!
@@Timmering wE hAD SUCH A CHANCE TO FUCKING GET THAT POINT
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Hose_ 10 ALRIGHT ONE POINT AWAY AGAIN
14:03 I love that moment when beef boss keeps hitting the ball off the table
20:32 the perfect voice line
imagine if he accidentally pressed restart after he won
the win would still count though (yes i know you're joking)
He'd break his wii with his toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
@@judahred hi daddy
ouch
*maniacal laughing and smashing*
how my rooster sounds in the morning: 17:43
Just died as soon as I clicked that
WHEEZE
9:37
Poof: Imagine if I was actually 1 point away from WINNING. How much pressure there would be on me.
Me: Yeah, that would be insane.
Poof about 2 and a half minutes later: 11:55
“WE’RE ONE POINT AWAY!!!”
Me: Well, he couldn’t say he expected this…
Also Poof: Proceeds to lose 9-7 after being ahead 5-2
Me: *RAPIDLY TURNS DOWN MY VOLUME AS QUICKLY AS I CAN*
7:37 Its the same thing here in Massachusetts, you can't do shit in the winter
Poof: “why do my remotes never work???” Also poof every minute: *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*
True lmao
Sweet wii remote
BAM BAM BAM
@@gerold5796 LMAOOO
Nah mine don’t work well any more and I never hit them against anything or have thrown them
@@naturalbadger5258 that’s the issue
Me: Trying to get some sleep.
Baby at 3 AM: 17:39
MilkeyWatts 1 x)
This is the best timestamp joke I've ever seen my god
This was the only timestamp ive ever laughed at😂
heheheheee
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😂😂
14:09 😂😂 rages off as the remote says ok! 😂
7:35 matt is just staring into beef boss soul lmao
18:20 its like king julian’s assistant, mort
Mort?
Kevin Spacey yes
Omg your right
Robbey-J Productions IM CRYIN THATS HILARIOUS
LOL
Years from now, someone’s probably going to discover a bunch of broken Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside that Poof destroyed in that landfill where the E.T. games were found.
Compelling story 👌
Every single video I've seen where people v Lucia inluding you, seem to get her difficulty so easy. Every time I play her she is a literal lvl 2500 player! (I am a Lvl 2500 player but I was playing on another skin I made of myself and wanted to get him lvled up to my main skin btw)
You rage to much and I love it. That’s why I subscribed. Lol
Poofesure at GameStop: can I-
Cashier: And how many toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside would that be?
Mr Mustache old joke but you probably haven’t seen that joke In the comments so nice joke
Can i get as much as it takes to beat lucia in wii sports resort
@@vincenzofromwiisportsresor1782 excuse me how can someone steal a joke without seeing it?
@@xrulez-cs8zc I sorry sir, that many remotes don't exist on the planet.
Donovan Mahan what are you talking about because I didn’t say he stole that joke
17:53 when my "cool" math teacher does a trick with playing cards.
Mike Cierebiej LMFAOO
😂😂😂😂
Just play it on rewind lol
How to get good luck:
Play Wii sports at 1am
@ 14:06 the way the wii remote calibrates is perfect comical timing
12:03 **sees he’s about to win** *still 10 minutes left in the video* “oh boy”
“Somethings wrong, I can feel it.”
Wonder what his neighbors think of him screeching
He’s definitely had to explain more than once. Probably every time he goes to record he yells out to his neighbors: “GUYS IM PLAYING LUCIA”
Edit: *Neighbors proceed to groan and shut doors putting in earplugs*
Hotel Manager: Yes mam may I help you?
Woman: Is this an asylum or an apartment building that I live in?
Someone off their meds or some guy doing some really good drugs
P
3
P
Him ejaculating.
title of newspaper, "Florida Man arrested for causing public disturbance by screaming at WIi"
17:42 when you beat the witch boss fight and the death cutscene triggers
I am pleased that you beat Lucia. I had trouble beating Lucia.