Dragoon, in lieu of the Council of Bloon Masters, you have royally missed the point. You cannot simply become good at bloons; all you needed to do was join us and mock new players. Then, and only then, will you become TRULY good at Bloons
I actually gagged when I saw he wasn't even In the top 75 percent. I mean, it's only 1 quarter of 100 people you need to beat king arcais or whatever I was correct go back to grade 1 my brother will help fill you in
Dragoon really just went straight from being a complete noob to a top 25% boss lol Alright now sub-3 the current race Edit: This guy really just went and beat isab by 4 seconds lmfao
Before this video, I was feeling a deep sadness. But once I saw that Dragoon, my favourite youtuber uploaded, my day instantly changed. It changed for the worse.
The fact that he didn't make 2 minions and then commit manual labor in real life, go to the creator of hypixel's house, kidnap him for 100,000 ender pearls at the start of the game, commit child abuse and destroy the planet earth to get diamonds and blaze rods 0.01% quicker physically pains me. Edit: I hate life so I am removing my heart
Prove you're better than me, make a cool game with Yahaha mtchm.de/7cj63
im better
no
1 day ago?
AAA
no
I genuinely laughed when he said: “nice logo, a bit too strong, maybe i shouldn’t have tested it by taste”
ZERO REPLIES?
Only one reply?
only 2 replies?😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱👺👺
only 86&58485747475 replies??? “lemme fix that”
only 4 replies?
I want lessons from this guy on how to be unpredictable, you literally just cannot know what he'll say next
Ikr, and i love it
Yeah i mean half the time i think hes high
I predicted he will say "lazuli" after he said "lapis" 😎
True
@@maril1 hes australian need i say any more
i love how dragoon always stays on topic and never randomly goes on a tangent about bloons
Dragoon is the definition of "Never let em know your next move"
he is not a definiton of it hes an example of it
@@1Smite why you gotta ruin the joke
@@aazimkichu3384 He didn't he made it better
@@aazimkichu3384 yea he made it better
@@aazimkichu3384 there was no joke
when will dragoon understand that it PHYSICALLY HURTS to see him not be in top 3 of btd
Agreed it does
i am in hospital now because i saw him in 70th
@@Bruh234 yes
like come on dragoon not even rank 1 on elite mode learn how to play the game
BOOOOO
Him still talking about the "No Harvest" achievent on bloons cracks me up
It *PHYSICALLY PAINS* me that he isn't in the top 50 on the leaderboards
P H Y S I C A L
P A I N
here we go again
He should be AT LEAST Top 10
But i think he is just bad at the game
whay are u talking about, it PHYSICALLY PAINS me he isn't the best at every game that had ever been created and will be created
i am in psysical pain that he isnt top 1 on the leaderboard
If you went to monaco you could’ve avoided taxes and gotten the sword twice as fast
Finally a tapakapa video information helped me
You being good at this game caused me *PHYSICAL* pain
If you brought the vengeful true sun god to hell you could have farmed blazes faster smh
There’s no sun in hell
@@shanoobs8383 yes, that’s why he would have had to bring the sun god there instead of just summoning it there in the first place.
I love how this went from a sb video to a Bloons video in ways you could never have predicted
Dragoon is the one youtuber who some how transitioned between completely different games and still had me watching.
"you may be charged but i am charged for murder" bro i'm dying
Dragoon, in lieu of the Council of Bloon Masters, you have royally missed the point. You cannot simply become good at bloons; all you needed to do was join us and mock new players. Then, and only then, will you become TRULY good at Bloons
that "KILL" actually made me jump
Dragoon can make the most clickbaity title ever and still able to say enough bullshit to make it technically true
I love how Dragoon just transitions so suddenly from minecraft to BTD6
How does this man go from Minecraft to Bloons TD6 in 10 minutes...
Well it’s simple. Step 1: Close Minecraft. Step 2: Open Steam. Step 3: Open Bloons.
@Expelly Happened to me before it sucks
@Expelly that must *PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU*
@@DiabolicalOrganisation MORGAN IS THAT U
Bro, I learnt so much about editing and story telling watching your video, honestly so impressed
And how to branch out into other games, does your retention just die when you change from skyblock?
Whenever Dragoon uploads, it's a good day to contract brain tumors from watching it
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@@merearobloxomega69420 😐
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I was very excited for the sunscreen reviews, I wasn't left disappointed
This seems like Dragoon must find his inner chaos.
Dragoon is slowly making Morgan Ellis a legend, maybe he is Morgan
calling it now, dragoon is gonna make a vid about becoming a norse or greek God soon
That was actually really good on the btd6
Part
dying that many times mustve physically pained you
"I need it to be against the Geneva Convention"
-Dragoon, 2022
Holy crap, he's really good at bloons td 6 now. He delivered on his promise, I'm so proud.
please never stop uploading, you are my second favorite Aussie
I actually gagged when I saw he wasn't even In the top 75 percent. I mean, it's only 1 quarter of 100 people you need to beat
king arcais or whatever I was correct go back to grade 1 my brother will help fill you in
True
That's not how percents work but yeah funny joke
@@kingacrisius yes it is? 1 quarter of 100 is 25
He needs to beat 25 people in the 100 rankings to be 75th
So he needs to beat a quarter of people
@@chazye when you say top 75% in this context it refers to the entire playerbase
@@chazye Are you even IN the top 100?
01:03
hahahahaha
u really are funny, every video make me laugh. Please keep up the work!
After 2000 light years, the legend has posted a video
light years don't work like that
a light year is a measure of distance not time
It’s been 6 days
@@miinypingu whoosh
@@rithmiry9947 whoosh
You know when your a good RUclipsr when the sponsor is entertaining
It physically PAINS me that he isn't in the top 1 on the btd6 leaderboards
We need 1 hour of 3d bloons with boom effect every 420 seconds
Now the question is what was your rank at the end of the boss event?
I never knew that Dragoon's 14 dollar sunscreen would get me to the afterlife so easily! 10/10
The fact that you haven't even placed top 100 in a race physically pains me
amazing videos dude, i fuckin love your content and your humour, hope you doing well
Dragoon really just went straight from being a complete noob to a top 25% boss lol
Alright now sub-3 the current race
Edit: This guy really just went and beat isab by 4 seconds lmfao
That might've been the smoothest transition to the sponsor that I've ever seen
I have a strong feeling that dragoon was the reason for the queens death
That.. was.. a great sponsor transition
How did he manage to play 3 games in one video
Top 100 is super impressive! congrats! i am no longer in physical pain
Before this video, I was feeling a deep sadness. But once I saw that Dragoon, my favourite youtuber uploaded, my day instantly changed. It changed for the worse.
I like how he randomly adds 2500 deaths without explanation
The whole blaze section adds like 1500
Out of all the mine crafting skyblock videos i’ve seen, this is definetely one of them.
Came for the minecraft but I think my favorite part of the video was the bloons TD6 at the end. Epic job showing up those who said you sucked.
Thank you for advising me on what to sunscreen to use for tomorrow, the elmo one looks very promising.
Morgan 5 light years away when a new dragoon video comes out: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT PHYSICALlY pAINs ME
I was watching this video and blanked out in the middle of it, so I felt like I was on a drug trip just seeing bloons out of nowhere
It physically Pains me that I got hit in the head by a metal with concrete core bat
I love how every dragoon video turns into a balloon defence video
Congrats on getting good at bloons.
Now get number 1 on the boss
Suddenly became a bloons video and you actually got top 100 hood job dragoon
Bro the creeper always wins gods can’t defeat it only it’s kind can.
My bones literally broke when he didn’t place that one farm 0.00000000000000001 inches out of place I am now hospitalized
Yo thanks for heart
That was the smoothest sponsorship ever transition
I want to die, you made me laughed so hard that I lost all my fucking tic tocs.
I literally got shot to death when you didn't get 3rd place!
i love how this video randomly turned into a bloons video
that death counter was so inaccurate it PHISICALLY PAINS ME
watching you you nearly killed me of physical pain
I told my teacher about Morgan
This dude is one of the most entertaining people to watch high
dragoon is the only one who can manage to make you watch BTD content without realizing
Some psychologist in the future is going to make a case study out of dragoon’s slow descent into madness.
you got me too addicted to bloons td 6 i love it!
Oh look, a Minecraft video. I sure hope he doesn't randomly start attempting top 100 in btd6 boss events!
To be good at Bloons, u just need a collar with ISAB :)
When's the dra2oon and Dragoon crossover? We need it NOW.
sponsorship interest pattern:
create games for free
me: interest level 40%
dragoon: no coding involved
me: interest level -999%
damn, your actually really good at bloons, i'm sad
My favorite bloons content creator just uploaded :)
I'm guessing most of this script was just *CHAOS INSUES*
How in all the seven universes did this become a Bloons video
Your videos are as good as farming with a monkeyopolis after update 34
How does Dragoon not have 1 million subs
Genuinely really impressive ur in top 100 tho
i love how the video turned from a minecraft video to a bloons video with no warning at all
I didn’t even realise that the sponsor was actually real 😂😂
Oh god he wasn't kidding when he said he would review sunscreen
dragoon is the definition of short attentionspan.
You're good when we SAY YOURE GOOD
6:28 i actually played this piece in 6th grade orchestra class bruh what
it still pops into my head regularly
I almost died of physical pain because of your skill 💀
"This mod is Bad" - dragoons probably
It physically pains me to not know the name of that epic music used in the video
I respect that 76th position greatly very gaming now you just need the top 50 medal
I love how he includes bloons clips in a minecraft video
YES FINALLY THE NEXT PART OF THIS VIDEO THANK YOU!
Gg top 💯
But were you at the end top 100?
If you can find it, play Apes vs Helium
Dragoon, you will be universally considered good at bloons if you get a top 1% badge in bloons.
I want a full tier list of sunscreen flavors
Bazzar : “am I the middle child?”
i like how when he needs something you can go to deep caverns for. he does the grinding method
The fact that he didn't make 2 minions and then commit manual labor in real life, go to the creator of hypixel's house, kidnap him for 100,000 ender pearls at the start of the game, commit child abuse and destroy the planet earth to get diamonds and blaze rods 0.01% quicker physically pains me.
Edit: I hate life so I am removing my heart
why this aint got no likes
@@c0l0ss0s Fun fact this had a heart from Dragoon so I edited the comment so it would automaticly remove
@@RykerHou hmmm