Customer: "My grandson said I needed to buy a mouse for my computer." Pet store clerk: "I see the confusion. It's not an actual-" Rowan: "What's going on?"
Older computers used to contain a small wheel inside for a mouse to run on to turn the fan. But later on the fan became automated (like most things) allowing for different and higher speeds. Mice tend to just go at one speed. Now people refer to the Manual orbital unit sequencing equipment as the mouse, as a throwback nod.
@@heathen667 Nope sir, that is a common misconception. The actual reason why most computers have evolved into having a glass panel is due to the fact that the cookies function as a self conscious hive mind. Without the see-through panel the cookies grow out of control, since nobody can see them and they don't care. Having a glass panel stops them from spreading too much because they want to look as good as possible to others. Please share this if you see any other people believing the false facts.
@redspyderbr you see rowan is actually a bored god that decided to terrorise the staff of a small time tech company with increasingly bizarre and surreal experiences.
Anyone else imagine Rowan being like an actual genius, breaking into people's home and putting actual cookies into their computers then putting a message on the PC saying to bring it into Playtec to clear your cookies from your case premium service.
Na see I think I got this, Rowan is like an insane manager he almost killls his employee sometimes, yells over dropped items and is just in general a bad manager. So why would Playtec keep him around? Cuz of shit like this Rowan brings the revenue. Premium cookie removal service, scented candles, renaming mouse pad to flat clicker. I can just imagine the CEO of Playtec being like "5th complaint today about Rowan" and his GM just being like "yeah but he sold one million pounds worth of candles last quarter"
Surprised he didn't try to upsell with a bag of micro chips. Customer: "Oh, that sounds lovely. Yes, please." Rowan: >pulls out tiny bag of crisps< "Right, would you prefer corn or potato?" Adam: >internal screaming intensifies
Customer: "My computer said I performed an illegal operation and I'd like to turn myself in." Police station: "I see the confusion. You have not actually done anything illega-" Rowan: "What's going on?"
How cute, Adam thinks he knows how computers work. Always accept cookies when a website offers them, yummy. Saves you from going to the store to buy them.
Customer: "Hello, I want to install window, but I don't know what frame nor glass to use.." Adam: "Ah no no, you mean Windows as in the OS system. You see.." Rowan: "Whats going on?"
Honestly working there, if a customer tell me there is a unicorn made of cookie dought that shit bacon in their computer, I would just ask if I can keep it after removing it, because this place is in another dimension
Customer: "There seems to be a problem with my computer because my mother's bored." Retirement home front desk clerk: "Oh, I see the confusion. That doesn't really have anything to do with your mo-" Rowan: "What's going on?"
Haha, they do become very predictable after you've seen a few. In fact half the bored series are this exact joke just in different scenarios. They're still entertaining, but I wouldn't mind them getting some new writers in to mix it up a bit.
Hey sometimes it goes the opposite way where the customer is just absolutely ridiculous, like the one where they just didn't get the sale that benefited the store. As if they just didn't understand how sales work.
This guy is the only regular customer who's gotten exactly what he wants everytime he walked into Playtech. Got his steelseries keyboard, got the cookies removed, pumpkin spice candles, milk, eggs, .... 😂
Customer: "Can you fix my computer keys?" Locksmith: "Sir, I think you might be a little confused, those aren't the right..." Rowan: "What's going on?"
Someone brings in their Car to a computer store. Sales person ( How can I help you sir ). Sir ( Ya my car is a bit of a Hard Drive I hear you can fix those ). Sales person ( 😐 ). Sir ( 🙂 ). John Quiñones ( What would you do ). Rowan ( What's going on here ).
*A bit of modern nostalgia fit for this occasion and VLDL sketch* Customer: "Ello, I wish to register a complaint." Customer: "Ello, miss?" Alan: "What do you mean miss?" Customer: "Sorry, I got a cold. I wish to register a complaint about this mouse you sold me earlier." Alan: "Sorry, we do not sell that kind of mice here. We only sell..." Customer: "Yes you did. You sold me this mouse, just earlier. And you know what's wrong with it?" Alan: "I don't know. What's wrong with it?" Customer: "It's dead. That's what's wrong with it." Alan: 😐 Rowan: "What's going on?"
1:44 I like how a second power supply is just sitting loose at the bottom of the case, without being anywhere near its mounting holes. Meanwhile, there is another power supply actually mounted at the top of the case. I wish my case spawned free PSUs!
Rowan: I'll just dispose of these for you. Also Rowan: *starts eating cookies * Adam: *realizes Rowan is an eldritch being and basically slaps reality around for fun *
I spilled chocolate milk on my key board i thought i cleaned it well and didnt have ants for like a year then moved went to use it again and BAM aaannnttttsssss
It's like "The wizard will now install your program" - there is not actually a wizard who installs the program Rowan: Yo, Dude! Can you speed up a bit, customers are waiting.
I love that they have the power supply on the bottom, (which is the best place for it, have it in its own little cooling loop) except the fact that that case cannot utilize a power supply on the bottom. No cut outs to plug into said power supply and you can clearly see said cut outs on the top of the case. Brilliant.
Adam's high pitched "what?!?" at the end had me laughing. I'm an IT guy, and I can confirm that strange things do wind up in cases. I found a large cockroach living in a computer a client brought in, for example. It was all I could do to avoid the obvious "computer bug" jokes.
I was called onsite to a home that had recurring dot matrix printer jam issues. From the outside inspection everything looked golden. While onsite and the customer watching, I started disassembly only to find deep in the bowels of the paper feed rollers was a full sized knife staring back at me. Evidently I found the murder weapon.
Customer: "My son says that my computer keeps freezing up." Fireplace installation salesmen: "Ah, I see the confusion but it's actually..." Rowan: "What's going on here?"
Rowan: "aand we put your computer in the over, for around 5 seconds... Aand it´s done, it should work 3 times faster now, it would be $289, you have your card?"
Just imagine the effort required to come up with such ingenious content and setting it up physically...no wonder you guys are one of the most sought after content creators 😊 keep up the great work!
I can't believe he charged that much just to move some cookies out of a box. And then split expertise, and the work he did. Even though it's not real it still hurts.
@@snapdragon9300 That is not good for the laptop or the performance ;( My MacBook Pro would run 100C CPU temperature 100% of the time if I let it stay at default. First thing I did was install a program that increased the cooling fan speed and would not let it get over 60c. Then I undervolted the CPU to get even less heat and my 2,2Ghz CPU was now a 3,3Ghz giving a huge performance boost and I could play GTA V with external GPU at 60fps and not 30fps. Before it was overheating perpetually and throttling down the CPU to half speed...
I'm so in awe of Rowan, he makes PC maintenance look so easy and effortless, I would never dare attempt to clean out my cookies by myself. Did he study computers at university or is there an expert standing off-screen giving him precise details of what to do and he is just an awesome actor so you don't notice?
Rowan as a character is representation of the worst manager (superviser, boss, chief etc.). He is so unique and memorable with his specific style that lots of people will predict halfway of a video what going to happen, neverthenless its brings joy and always funny to watch situations with him. My thanks and greatings to all VLDL crew and cast who bring high quility content for people to enjoy, I hope You will continue this amazing project.
I have a acer which needs cookies removed. After seeing that price I'd rather just do it myself man. Last time it was butter cookies but I'm hoping for chocolate chip this time. Screw it I'm going to do it now.
This thoroughly bugs me especially since the odd ball seemed to be the one in use too. How is it cable plugged into it? Where is the ventilation for it?
Customer: "My grandson said I need to buy a bigger ram for my computer." Pet store clerk: "I see the confusion. It's not an actual-" Rowan: "What's going on?"
I can't stop laughing! Loved this one! Back in the early 90's I was the tech that received a call regarding a broken cup-holder that has since been documented in various forms across the internet. The red-shirt's expression through the whole thing made this clip perfect.
I bet they're in an alternate universe where only Rowan actually originates from with the customers. So you got Alan and Adam stuck there wondering wtf is going on. EDIT: I forgot about Ellie. She's most likely from Adam and Alan's universe, but just fully embraced it with a big ass salary XD
Was honestly so confused by what you said for a while ("originates from with"). Great idea but pls write clearer next time lol (you didn't need the "from" or the "actually")
Rowen is messing with them. He pays these characters to come in with "outrageous" problems or "coupons" just to make the others rethink their sanity!! I hope I used the quotes correctly.
@@borris3768 you were that kid in class who would yell out the right answer after someone else already had, weren’t you? Or did you stop reading at my comment and in a fit of unbridled pure rage skip over the very next comment just to say the exact same thing someone else already has?
That quiet little "oh no" when Rowan shows up. Adam needs to stop questioning the absurdity of it all and just clear the damn cookies from the case. Still, those are clearly not Subway cookies, so they don't warrant the same effort to steal.
The first half was exactly like working as a technician, with the customer aggressively misunderstanding how their device works and assuming you are an idiot for not sharing the same misunderstanding.
Customer: "Oh hi, could you help me unzip my file?" Adam: "Oh, I see the confusion here..." Rowan: "What's going on?" *Customer pulls out file and Rowan finds a zipper and somehow unzips them
If you would remove the word file and my then this comment is just. Edit alternate version: if you would replace file with jumpsuit then this comment is just. (CURSED)
This office needs to be called Camelot Computers because " 'Tis a silly place." I love the obsurd look on the assistants face as though he's watch an ellaborate joke unfold right in front of himself! Excellent!
Personal theory: Rowan eats cookies at work, but doesn't want the employees to find them and eat them. Therefore he hides them in a computer in the storage. This customer bought that computer model and Rowan's cookie computer was "accidentally" pulled from storage to sell to the customer. Later he heard Adam talking about cookies and realized where his missing cookies went.
"... an hours work... equipment... expertise..." At least one of those is right - Rowan is a way better tech than me I guess. I could never guess that a pile of cookies would fall out of a customers pc :D
love him just staring at the cookie and like.. what?!? This would actually be so cool, if it was a loooong running prank on him, like with the mouse (flat) clicker and this ^^ just confusing him with things ^^
"Oh we've been trying to put in the new ram but can't find a place to fit it.. Can you take a look?" "Sure bring it in" *Adam passes out as male sheep is brought in*
Customer: There is soo much virus in my Pc which medicine should i give to it Adam: Sir actually its just a malware in your hard drive Rovan: What's going on
Customer: "My grandson said I needed to buy a mouse for my computer."
Pet store clerk: "I see the confusion. It's not an actual-"
Rowan: "What's going on?"
And then Rowan actually sells an mouse 🐁 for the grandfather.
that is something that needs to happen.
And then Rowan installs it, and there is a hamster wheel inside the computer that the mouse starts running on. Lol
Make sure you get royalties when they see this comment and use it in their videos. And cookies. Demand cookies. In a case.
Older computers used to contain a small wheel inside for a mouse to run on to turn the fan. But later on the fan became automated (like most things) allowing for different and higher speeds. Mice tend to just go at one speed. Now people refer to the Manual orbital unit sequencing equipment as the mouse, as a throwback nod.
Ooooh. Now i know the reason why every modern case has glass panel.
Yeah, light inhibits cookie growth.
@@heathen667 Nope sir, that is a common misconception. The actual reason why most computers have evolved into having a glass panel is due to the fact that the cookies function as a self conscious hive mind. Without the see-through panel the cookies grow out of control, since nobody can see them and they don't care. Having a glass panel stops them from spreading too much because they want to look as good as possible to others. Please share this if you see any other people believing the false facts.
@@doctor-atuti i can see Rowan saying this XD
@@doctor-atuti Omfg you idiot. The glass is simply there to allow you to see when the cookies are ready to be removed and eaten.
And so much space
I love how every time Adam is working the counter he gets transported to a parallel world where tech makes no logical sense
how else do you make your chocolate chip cookies?
An universe where Rowan is actually right about something? Geez... let me out! 😂
@redspyderbr you see rowan is actually a bored god that decided to terrorise the staff of a small time tech company with increasingly bizarre and surreal experiences.
@@Arkhs that actually makes alot of sense
“What’s going on?”
I just KNEW as soon as I heard that, I was gonna see cookies fall out of that computer
Same lmao the second I heard his voice
I loved Adam's "Oh no." It was like he also knew.
Adam too xD
Anyone else imagine Rowan being like an actual genius, breaking into people's home and putting actual cookies into their computers then putting a message on the PC saying to bring it into Playtec to clear your cookies from your case premium service.
This is not a genius
This is a criminal, but hey
If he wasn't caught, did nothing wrong
I wouldn’t be surprised!
Na see I think I got this, Rowan is like an insane manager he almost killls his employee sometimes, yells over dropped items and is just in general a bad manager. So why would Playtec keep him around? Cuz of shit like this Rowan brings the revenue. Premium cookie removal service, scented candles, renaming mouse pad to flat clicker. I can just imagine the CEO of Playtec being like "5th complaint today about Rowan" and his GM just being like "yeah but he sold one million pounds worth of candles last quarter"
I wouldn’t be surprised Rowan pays them to come in to screw with everyone 🤷🏻♂️😂
gabriel giovani I don’t think genius and criminal have to be mutually exclusive 😉
I feel like Rowan put a bunch of cookies in that computer before selling it lol
And when customer complains he earned $289
Smart move
Or he has his friends pose as customers to screw with his co-workers.
It was where Rowan kept his snacks. That’s how he knew the flavor and everything.
The cache from all the ones he steals from employees
Not enough mouse droppings in there for them to have been in very long.
Rowan never actually brought Adam back from death. He just visits him in Hell.
This is now my favorite fan theory. It explains the Hangry episode, too.
but why is adam at hell????
Sebastian because he was evil in the yellow shirt saga
Sebastian The way he eats chips/crisps.
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Surprised he didn't try to upsell with a bag of micro chips.
Customer: "Oh, that sounds lovely. Yes, please."
Rowan: >pulls out tiny bag of crisps< "Right, would you prefer corn or potato?"
Adam: >internal screaming intensifies
Next episode 😉
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueYES that would be an awesome thing to happen
@@VivaLaDirtLeague YES that would be awesome just see it happen
@@notavailable3913 hey you copied me
Customer: "My computer said I performed an illegal operation and I'd like to turn myself in."
Police station: "I see the confusion. You have not actually done anything illega-"
Rowan: "What's going on?"
This computer has performed an illegal operation (robbed a bank) and must be restarted.
Rowan sentences the customer to a month of community service, which is mostly: cookie disposal
@@reverendkafka4178 The positive side is that they're allowed to eat them.
That illegal operation really scared me when I was a child.
I think Adam is going Paranoid once again, looks like hes in another universe
Yeah like is wrong with him ??
@@julpinz what do u mean? Obviusly there'll be some cookies inside the case after some time
How cute, Adam thinks he knows how computers work. Always accept cookies when a website offers them, yummy. Saves you from going to the store to buy them.
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I wonder what Alan's reaction to this would be.
Customer: "Hello, I want to install window, but I don't know what frame nor glass to use.."
Adam: "Ah no no, you mean Windows as in the OS system. You see.."
Rowan: "Whats going on?"
Hmmmm, comment kinda looks familiar in an unfamiliar way...
Lol, I just got a new case that has 3 windows in it :D
@@robertrosenthal7264
Rowan was ahead of the times.
The market sells clear cases now to try and catch up with Playtech.
OS stands for Operating System...so OS would mean operating system system
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how when Rowan’s shows up with *What’s going on*
Is when Adam realizes “oh shit, there’s actually cookies in the case”
like if this stuff only happends when the cameras are on
When I saw the thumbnail it said everything
He knows that Rowan has too much plot armor
Honestly, by that time they should just agree to whatever customers wants WITHOUT Rowan.
Honestly working there, if a customer tell me there is a unicorn made of cookie dought that shit bacon in their computer, I would just ask if I can keep it after removing it, because this place is in another dimension
Customer: "There seems to be a problem with my computer because my mother's bored."
Retirement home front desk clerk: "Oh, I see the confusion. That doesn't really have anything to do with your mo-"
Rowan: "What's going on?"
You're a genius xD.
Soviet music intensifies
Web pages not loading because I don't have enough rams...
You literally just destroyed their content for the next week.
@@TheHadMatters Oopsie! Ah, well, they'll find something else. ^^
I've seen enough VLDL to exactly know how this sketch would go.
Exactly and it is great
Haha, they do become very predictable after you've seen a few. In fact half the bored series are this exact joke just in different scenarios. They're still entertaining, but I wouldn't mind them getting some new writers in to mix it up a bit.
Hey sometimes it goes the opposite way where the customer is just absolutely ridiculous, like the one where they just didn't get the sale that benefited the store. As if they just didn't understand how sales work.
Go clearful. I made the mistake of thinking that once. The next thing I know my pants were down.
They do occasionally mix it up with a twist so you can never be quite sure.
This guy is the only regular customer who's gotten exactly what he wants everytime he walked into Playtech. Got his steelseries keyboard, got the cookies removed, pumpkin spice candles, milk, eggs, .... 😂
Meanwhile Hamish, the poor dude that pre ordered his computer never gets anything done right 😅😂
@@yoyoheads Don’t forget the scammer Ben lol
I need to take him with me when I look for a ps5
hamish's lucky cousin
Let's not forget Ben who managed to get a Razer Series Gaming Catheter from Rowan.
Rowan: What's going on here
Adam: Oh no
That is the sound of a employee getting a massive pay cut
MASSIVE paycuts all around!
@@PoetsAges privileges boy...
Unbelievable, unbelievable...
@@yurichiku9008 i quit
Customer: "Can you fix my computer keys?"
Locksmith: "Sir, I think you might be a little confused, those aren't the right..."
Rowan: "What's going on?"
Someone brings in their Car to a computer store.
Sales person ( How can I help you sir ).
Sir ( Ya my car is a bit of a Hard Drive I hear you can fix those ).
Sales person ( 😐 ).
Sir ( 🙂 ).
John Quiñones ( What would you do ).
Rowan ( What's going on here ).
Here we go...again
*A bit of modern nostalgia fit for this occasion and VLDL sketch*
Customer: "Ello, I wish to register a complaint."
Customer: "Ello, miss?"
Alan: "What do you mean miss?"
Customer: "Sorry, I got a cold. I wish to register a complaint about this mouse you sold me earlier."
Alan: "Sorry, we do not sell that kind of mice here. We only sell..."
Customer: "Yes you did. You sold me this mouse, just earlier. And you know what's wrong with it?"
Alan: "I don't know. What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "It's dead. That's what's wrong with it."
Alan: 😐
Rowan: "What's going on?"
IliadNetFear Ohw no..
1:44 I like how a second power supply is just sitting loose at the bottom of the case, without being anywhere near its mounting holes. Meanwhile, there is another power supply actually mounted at the top of the case. I wish my case spawned free PSUs!
someone else noticed!
I came up to the thought of "your parts really shouldnt be that loose" but couldnt go further to notice the useless spare PSU.
I was wondering if someone else noticed
was just about to point out the doubled PSU's
This guy is mocked but check out his big brain. He has two PSUs for double power and keeps his snacks conveniently close by.
"whats going on"
Adam: Oh no
He knows
It`s like Rowan having some magical power to change reality around him.
Maybe Rowan is actually really smart, he just has a really unique way of going about it
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HE KNOWS. IT'S TOO LATE KNOW
@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 shut up
Rowan: *opens computer and removes literal physical cookies*
Adam be like: "What dark magic is at work here?!?"
I mean Rowan literally brought him back from the dead, so you know, I doubt there is much to question him about anymore
*Too much phishing, ain't it?*
Experiences from an alternate self
@@NothingXemnas There is no such thing, as too much, only there is rarely a nice day for it.
It’s like the time I had to get a Trojan horse out of my computer.
Lucky you, mine was just filled with condoms.
@@ashtrix8413 😂
Yeah it does tend to get stuck quite a bit in the horse pocket
That's horseshit
That's rough, all I had was those darn worms.
His face when Rowan said "What's going on"
SO priceless, made even better with the soul-shattering "Oh no"
Droitzel Glaedr i was looking for this exact comment lol, thank you
The second he heard that, he knew Rowan was going to come in and some how against all logic prove him wrong.
When Adam said "oh no" after Rowan said "What's going on?" Killed me.
Customer: "Greetings, my computer appears to have trojan horse"
Adam: "That's not an actual h..."
Rowan: "What's going on?"
So the case has a horse pocket?
Customer: Hey I need my cookies removed
Rowan: I see it as an absolute win!
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looking at this video makes me want to EAT cookies sooo bad
Free food
@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spamming on other's comments
@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 just stop
Just gonna add, if you ask for subs on comments that means you don't deserve any
Rowan: I'll just dispose of these for you.
Also Rowan: *starts eating cookies *
Adam: *realizes Rowan is an eldritch being and basically slaps reality around for fun *
You got me.
69 likes nice
An Eldritch beeing, that keeps a small number of people caught, to torment for fun. and views
This is the only logical assumption for any of it.
@@apocolototh1948 As eldritch beings are wont to do.
Love that face Adam makes. His whole world came CRUMBLING down when he saw those actual cookies
but, like, in delicious crumbs
that's how the guts crumble
Rowan: Doesnt know anything about computers
Also Rowan: Reality is mine to bend!
That's almost every vid they upload XD
He owns the reality stone (Aether)!!
@@ganeshprasad9851 Actually, Rowan is the reality stone.
I bet those customers are Rowans friends, and Rowan is acctually a genius that trolls his employees on a next level.
Well of course. Rowan is the Manager!
This simultaneously hurt me because of seeing cookies in a case, and made me wish this was true, because...free cookies.
Imagine PCs create cookies instead of heat...
I would be so fat.
Me who dont have compiter:
no coo...kiies 🥺
@@matthewheben6161 everyone would have open cases and the computer sitting on the desk to just be able to reach them while gaming lmao
dude I can't believe we have the same wallpaper
The bit when Adam mutters "Oh no" when Rowan shows up! He has learned well.
I love how there's a power supply just sitting at the bottom of the pc. LOL
I found this more disturbing than the actual cookies.
why? PSU's can go on the bottom
@@dootqueen yes, but that case is clearly designed for the PSU to be at the top
There are actually two PSUs there, there's one at the top (you can see the switch on the outside). That's strange :)
That and he didn't screw one bolt on the side of the cache... I mean case.
Adam's "Oh no" at 1:09 is the perfect capturing of one realizing their own reality is about to be thrown out the window.
you see what happens when a smart ass puts cookies in the computer case it self🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On one hand, I love this skit.
On the other hand, I hate seeing a computer get crumbs in it
Adam: ".. and that would be absurd"
Rowan from afar: "Hey, what's going on?"
Adam: "oh no..."
We watched the video too
When you know that sh*tstorm begins ...
I usually have Cookies buildup in my keyboard, sometimes Chips, sometime Java, but it always lead to Bugs...
I spilled chocolate milk on my key board i thought i cleaned it well and didnt have ants for like a year then moved went to use it again and BAM aaannnttttsssss
Omg, whoever plays the customer in this one is so good! Just completely straight and innocent
I think it's Parker from Wellington Paranormal series :)
It's like "The wizard will now install your program" - there is not actually a wizard who installs the program
Rowan: Yo, Dude! Can you speed up a bit, customers are waiting.
And in the Background you can see a guy with a white beard and classic wizard robes :D
@@Anthyrion and say Holly Nova
@@James-k1416 And this only for making himself light while installing the programs because Rowan is to stingy to gave him a flashlight. ^^
"you shall not pass......until you click accept to the terms and conditions"
His reaction the whole time in the background was the best acting. It was genuinely disbelief and shock. HAHA too funny!
I love how the power supply is loose inside the computer who let Steve build that computer?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how rowan is competent only when it comes to absurdities
It's so obvious whats going to happen right from the start having seen a bunch of these before, absolutely love it
Sometimes the obvious answer is the best answer 😜
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I reckon Rowan fed the cookies to Adam after the video
Adam’s face when he hears Rowan says “What’s going on” outta nowhere lmao!
That is the face of a man who knows his reality is about to be shattered.
LazyHermit yeh, he might had to rethink about his life choices at the moment.
I love that they have the power supply on the bottom, (which is the best place for it, have it in its own little cooling loop) except the fact that that case cannot utilize a power supply on the bottom. No cut outs to plug into said power supply and you can clearly see said cut outs on the top of the case. Brilliant.
Adam's high pitched "what?!?" at the end had me laughing. I'm an IT guy, and I can confirm that strange things do wind up in cases. I found a large cockroach living in a computer a client brought in, for example. It was all I could do to avoid the obvious "computer bug" jokes.
Customer: "hi there seems to be bugs in my computer"
Adam: "There isn't actual bugs in your computer, it's actually....."
Rowan: "What's going on?!"
🤣
There was case were the bugs in Harvard Mark II computer were caused by actual bugs.
There can be mice or spiders in there, as well
I was called onsite to a home that had recurring dot matrix printer jam issues. From the outside inspection everything looked golden. While onsite and the customer watching, I started disassembly only to find deep in the bowels of the paper feed rollers was a full sized knife staring back at me. Evidently I found the murder weapon.
That just makes me concerned about where that guy lives! 😦
Me: PC runs slow, I need more RAM
Cust Service: We have 2GB sticks.....
Me: No, I need more RAM, RAM dammit
Rowan with goat: Here you gooo
I need to download more rem not ram XD
DDR RAM to be precise which is the socialist RAM from east germany
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A ram is a male sheep though.
$289 for 1 minute of work and free cookies. I need his job.
Customer: "My son says that my computer keeps freezing up."
Fireplace installation salesmen: "Ah, I see the confusion but it's actually..."
Rowan: "What's going on here?"
Rowan: "aand we put your computer in the over, for around 5 seconds... Aand it´s done, it should work 3 times faster now, it would be $289, you have your card?"
Lmao 😂
sentence you can hear😂
He never got his firewall installed? :o
Just imagine the effort required to come up with such ingenious content and setting it up physically...no wonder you guys are one of the most sought after content creators 😊 keep up the great work!
When Adam says "Oh, No" he says it like THAT is the point he knows there IS cookies in the case.
when Rowan showed up i thought to myself: well, looks like there are cookies in there.
i love Adams "oh no..." when Rowan is showing up xD
I can't believe he charged that much just to move some cookies out of a box. And then split expertise, and the work he did. Even though it's not real it still hurts.
hey, the guy was satisfied and thought it was well worth the money.
Maybe I should move to NZ and start a business...
The PSU was down , but the PSU vent on the case was on top, something's Wong over here
I was just gonna comment that haha. It looks like there's also another PSU built in at the vent already haha.
ikr
maybe it sold by Linus, he build a two PSU PC in scrapyard war.
There are two of them🧠
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Ah, so when my computer is overheating during gaming, that just means the cookies are in their baking phase, right?!
It means they're burning! You need to take them out quickly otherwise you'll not have a snack while you're gaming
I can get 80 degrees Celsius out of my laptop. With effort I'm sure I can get 100.😁
@@snapdragon9300 That is not good for the laptop or the performance ;( My MacBook Pro would run 100C CPU temperature 100% of the time if I let it stay at default. First thing I did was install a program that increased the cooling fan speed and would not let it get over 60c. Then I undervolted the CPU to get even less heat and my 2,2Ghz CPU was now a 3,3Ghz giving a huge performance boost and I could play GTA V with external GPU at 60fps and not 30fps. Before it was overheating perpetually and throttling down the CPU to half speed...
I'm so in awe of Rowan, he makes PC maintenance look so easy and effortless, I would never dare attempt to clean out my cookies by myself. Did he study computers at university or is there an expert standing off-screen giving him precise details of what to do and he is just an awesome actor so you don't notice?
yes
Didn't even need to spray out the rest of the crumbs
Nice day for a cookie ain’t it, Huh Hah!
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Nice day for a cookie ain’t it, Huh Hah!
Rowan as a character is representation of the worst manager (superviser, boss, chief etc.). He is so unique and memorable with his specific style that lots of people will predict halfway of a video what going to happen, neverthenless its brings joy and always funny to watch situations with him. My thanks and greatings to all VLDL crew and cast who bring high quility content for people to enjoy, I hope You will continue this amazing project.
Rowan’s “WUTZ GOINON?” is so iconic
"Would you please remove the cookies from the cache?"
Holds out a big wad of cash.
I have a acer which needs cookies removed. After seeing that price I'd rather just do it myself man. Last time it was butter cookies but I'm hoping for chocolate chip this time. Screw it I'm going to do it now.
Why are there two Power Supplies in that "computer" is one for the oven that bakes the cookies?
This thoroughly bugs me especially since the odd ball seemed to be the one in use too. How is it cable plugged into it? Where is the ventilation for it?
I bet after they did the video they sat there eating them together
Could be a separate PSU for the graphics card.
@@selinaheap3543 You shouldn't eat PSUs.
Annoyed I didn’t notice
Should add another scene where Rowan gives money to the customer in secret, and both giggle at Adam's direction who doesn't have a clue.
Love the "you would have broken something" and its "$290" it hits so close on how those kinds pf places steal from people hahahaba
The thing is when he said it's going to be... I said "$300" and basically the customer paid $300.
Theory: Rowan hired that guy to make himself look like an expert at computers.
Nah, Rowan just packed the PC full of cookies when he sold it.
I wouldn't be surprised if either of those two happened.
Fake customer: Alright, I did my job. Where's my pay?
Instructions Unclear: My computer had a trojan horse and now the greeks are invading my office HELP
After all the talk about chocolate chip cookies i waa hoping for:
Rowan: "oh, you got an oatmeal one! Thats rare."
Oh look, here's a jelly filled cookie. Have you been visiting porn sites?
@Samus Knight I don't know. Maybe people didn't get it.
Or maybe people found the need to check their own computers for jelly cookies.
First he didn't know what a flat clicker was, now this
Come on Adam, I see why you're on -$5 per hour
Wait Adam gets paid?
@@Lauren_Nicks -$5 negative 5
I mean every one knows what a flat clicker is
@@GRAVITYMORE it's horizontal motion stabilisation plateau
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You guys need to bring this guy back in your skit. He always get whatever he wants in the end no matter how ridiculous it is.
Customer: "My grandson said I need to buy a bigger ram for my computer."
Pet store clerk: "I see the confusion. It's not an actual-"
Rowan: "What's going on?"
After seeing your reply to my comment, I had to see yours. I'm not mad and it gave me a good chuckle. xD
@@Mikeztarp hahahaha daamn brooodaaah
U even got an answer from VLD
The legend is growing 😎
I love when Rowan said “what’s going on?” Adam knew that what the customer was telling him was gonna be exactly what happens lol
"What's going on here....?" It is at that exact moment that reality encounters an error and chaos2.0 runs perfectly fine.
I can't stop laughing! Loved this one! Back in the early 90's I was the tech that received a call regarding a broken cup-holder that has since been documented in various forms across the internet. The red-shirt's expression through the whole thing made this clip perfect.
I would of laughed if when he ate the cookie he’s like “Hmmmm there’s his login information.”
Would have* (sry)
@@shahidben i would of told you to stfu
@@wsollnti Would have not would of
@@thekaiseroftheeast3895 i would of told you too
😂😂 This is so funny
Didn't realize New Zealander's don't pronounce "cache" as "cash", this made it funnier :P
I pronounce it "ka-she"
…I'm from the US and this is how we pronounce it here too
@@16semiquavers In my part of the US, we say it like "cash". I'm from Michigan btw
@@tibowmew Western Canada here, Cache = Cash
@@tibowmew from Australia here we say it the same way as our Kiwi brothers.
During the whole thing my face is like Adams.
I bet they're in an alternate universe where only Rowan actually originates from with the customers. So you got Alan and Adam stuck there wondering wtf is going on.
EDIT: I forgot about Ellie. She's most likely from Adam and Alan's universe, but just fully embraced it with a big ass salary XD
Excellent theory
Ellie is from ours as well, but plays it off well. She picked up on things more quickly.
Was honestly so confused by what you said for a while ("originates from with"). Great idea but pls write clearer next time lol (you didn't need the "from" or the "actually")
@@TheShamansQuestion Oof. Yes mein grammar Fuhrer
What about Byron?
I was hoping he would read something like “Facebook” on the cookie
I like how that power supply is just sitting there...
It isn't even accessible! HOW DOES HE PLUG IT IN?!
Rowen is messing with them. He pays these characters to come in with "outrageous" problems or "coupons" just to make the others rethink their sanity!! I hope I used the quotes correctly.
Coupons, yes. Outrageous, no. Probably should have put it on "problems."
@@Rhewin its a reference to another video :D
@@Rhewin it's a reference to another video you muppet
@@borris3768 you were that kid in class who would yell out the right answer after someone else already had, weren’t you? Or did you stop reading at my comment and in a fit of unbridled pure rage skip over the very next comment just to say the exact same thing someone else already has?
@@Rhewin not really, kid.
That quiet little "oh no" when Rowan shows up. Adam needs to stop questioning the absurdity of it all and just clear the damn cookies from the case.
Still, those are clearly not Subway cookies, so they don't warrant the same effort to steal.
Subway cookies are the bestest.
The first half was exactly like working as a technician, with the customer aggressively misunderstanding how their device works and assuming you are an idiot for not sharing the same misunderstanding.
Customer: "Oh hi, could you help me unzip my file?"
Adam: "Oh, I see the confusion here..."
Rowan: "What's going on?"
*Customer pulls out file and Rowan finds a zipper and somehow unzips them
It said unzip my fly...
If you would remove the word file and my then this comment is just.
Edit alternate version: if you would replace file with jumpsuit then this comment is just.
(CURSED)
"Clear cookies from the cache"
*Laughs in advanced IT*
This was my first video I saw on this channel in june
i feel like this was inspired by that dude putting beans in his computer
"no it's hard to get good staff"
That hurts
Yeah Rowan is such a terrible staff member
Im convinced rowan just hires these people to come in there to make him feel like he is a better tech support manager than he is.
I've found if a customer insists, I am more than happy to take their money.
Rowan: whats going on here?
Adam: oh no.[inner monolog]
"there's gonna be actual cookies in this computer now" THANKS ROWWAAN!
This office needs to be called Camelot Computers because " 'Tis a silly place." I love the obsurd look on the assistants face as though he's watch an ellaborate joke unfold right in front of himself! Excellent!
I love that soul crushing look Adam has when we hear Rowan off screen.
I love how Adams face just falls when he says its ridiculous and hears rowans voice
Personal theory: Rowan eats cookies at work, but doesn't want the employees to find them and eat them. Therefore he hides them in a computer in the storage. This customer bought that computer model and Rowan's cookie computer was "accidentally" pulled from storage to sell to the customer. Later he heard Adam talking about cookies and realized where his missing cookies went.
just love how rowan call someone idiot even though he just bending reality to he's liking xD
He has the reality stone, that's why
"... an hours work... equipment... expertise..."
At least one of those is right - Rowan is a way better tech than me I guess. I could never guess that a pile of cookies would fall out of a customers pc :D
1:07 The fact that he literally shoves Adam out of the way 😂
I knew exactly where this was going, but it was executed so well I love it 😂
love him just staring at the cookie and like.. what?!? This would actually be so cool, if it was a loooong running prank on him, like with the mouse (flat) clicker and this ^^ just confusing him with things ^^
Do you mean a flat clicker?
@@JeppeBeier its called a mouse pad, sir.
IT IS A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
FLAT CLICKER
Like a 2D plane but it glows!
@@skillshotgaming444 pfft. no, its a FLAT CLICKER.
hehe, mister technical over here, 'meeeh its a mouse pad'
i love how calm the customer is
"Oh we've been trying to put in the new ram but can't find a place to fit it.. Can you take a look?"
"Sure bring it in"
*Adam passes out as male sheep is brought in*
Everytime Rowan says "What's going on?" we all know what to expect lmao
Between these cookies and knowing what a 'Flat Clicker' is, i think Rowan's a prophet and these are his miracles 🤣
Customer: There is soo much virus in my Pc which medicine should i give to it
Adam: Sir actually its just a malware in your hard drive
Rovan: What's going on