i saw some guy do this for a month, his skin and hair was gleeming and he felt the best he had ever, personally pushing myself to get up early and do the same thing
@@NovaMay I mean it’s not like guys’ selfcare is as developed a market as for girls. If people are never shown the value of a thing they’ll never learn it.
@@clickpause8732 the point of the movie though is that he's obsessive about it. even too much of a good thing can be bad. girls know the feeling v well. the trend is being passed on to boys now so just a heads up for your own good dont attach your sense of self-worth to your appearance or "self-improvement/productivity" goals and routine. just do your best and you'll be okay
@@briciolaa Not even about appearance, just self-care, which many lack. Of course, you need to know the limit of obsession, but stretching, exercising and basic grooming can change someone for the better, it's about health. Specially stretching in the morning.
Fun Fact: A couple years ago I started using "I have to return some video tapes" as an excuse to get out of shit and it has a 70% success rate I'd say. People usually look weirded out or confused and then the societal hivemind kicks in where they shouldn't manage your time and just go along with it. Most of the time when it fails is when someone knows what I'm referencing. Then I just look like a guy that enjoys his quotes. Win win. But I'm still not going lol
Sir, this tape has been exposed to some sort of substance that has destroyed the internal workings. Im sorry but you’re going to have to pay for the damages.
@@kartiksehrawat3803The one which Patrick bateman watched is The Texes Chainsaw Massacre, I forgot which part, And the the one Tooleko watched is the scary movie
I'm impressed you could identify both Horror Movie just by that short sequence shown 👏altough scream isn't really a horror movie ;) But what was the scariest Horror movie you have ever watched ?
@@tooleko I think the scariest one I watched was Insidious chapter 1. I watched it a couple years ago, I was alone and it was 2 in the night, probably the worst decision. It might not be the scariest one ever but the timing and environment only added to the jumpscares.
Patrick Bateman is surprisingly similar to Kira Yoshikage But here's the weird thing Yoshikage was created years later Patrick, but there's almost no chance that Araki readed American Psycho, so... a coincidence?
@@marcosgonzalez4207 There's a good chance Araki was aware of American Psycho. He names all of the stands after famous rock songs, he references western media constantly.
The most spot on I ever saw was one of the original million dollar listing realtors literally modeled his exercise routine and apartment after Patrick Bateman
You do realise that there are different accents in the world where sometimes they would enunciate “p” and plus not to mention there is not “correct” way of saying a certain word when it comes to different accents
@@wlfgt he's not a native speaker so it IS a mistake he probably hasn't heard this word used a lot in speech so he didn't know how to say it, it's not because of an accent, a person with any other native language besides English can make that mistake
@@wlfgt if I understood what were you trying to say, "The P in Psycho is silent" is just constating a fact, it is very short and not personal whatsoever
Turns on porn and horror movies so he becomes more distant from reality and his emotions to the pain he will inevitably cause if he causes anyone anything at all
That's not why he's watching those things. He's watching them to feel something. Watching things like sex or extreme violence gives you a sort of a rush, and you can see how a person who can't feel any emotions would get addicted to that. Same with drugs, rape or murder. These people have no emphaty or morality, so nothing is off limits so long as it gives them a rush and they know there's no consequences
There are lots of different brands, you can probably find one in any drug store in the face wash/face mask section. Just look for the hydrating peel off masks. They even have ones with glitter, lol. I'd imagine it's good for dry skin but since my face is kinda oily I didn't get much from it.
You should idolise him. In the context of the movie, he is one of the few people struggling with his own condition. I'm pretty sure there is only one character he interacts with that is genuine and PB lets her live.
Impressive
Very nice
Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine
Hahaha pls don't Spoiler my next Video
I have waked up, stop i cant wake up
1.wake up
2.take a shit
3.get out bed
And that is paul allens morning routing
@@frogfromtwitch that's Amber's routine
@@shivambhatt7066 fax
Bro arrived to work at 11:30 am
how many hours are in Patrick Bateman's day?
@@m7a7aljahdliWho underrated it?
The benefits of being in an American team while living in Europe
I hope you know every job has different starting shifts, literally arranges from 1pm to 1 am all in between
@Dont_click_this_profile__say my name
he washed his hands with his gloves on. now we got an ACTUAL phycho there
Psycho*
@@Frank.Stones *inhales* thank you good member of the internet :)
I go out on cloudy days wearing sunglasses and usually get the same response. Who are we to judge?
😮
I did that during Covid with those indigo colored gloves from the clinic
dude got pissed on by his friend in the shower and didn't even know.
American Shower
piss? 😏
looked like it aye but its not
😂 lol i cant unsee it lol
Here befpre it blows up
"I tried patrick bateman night routine and ended up in jail" 💀
💀
@@tooleko brewing potions in the shower?
@@saulgoodman9449 hahahahaha surely looks like it. I just thought it's funnier when they all have Different colours 🤷♂
Haha
Scary porn 😂😂😂😂
Bro the "I have to return some video tapes" was the cherry on top
My daily rootine:
1:get up
2:take a shit
3:get out of bed
U shit on the bed🤨
eww
Wait you took a shit in ur bed😂
You've got me dead.
@@berdwatcher5125 man shut yo ass up
I use that phrase about returning video tapes all the time, no one really ever questions it.
what year do you live in? 1994?
@@aceous99 yeah he does
I have used that one as well plenty of times. I also use the "Dont worry, I am a limo driver." if I half trip or something.
@@aceous99 Bitches leave!
NPCs don't listen, they're only waiting for their turn to speak
Patrick Bateman morning routine: 😃💪💥
Patrick Bateman routine:😨😈
guys out there learning to exercice and take showers from a fictional serial killer
sounds about right :)
Technically he isn't one
@@CrazyPansos10 i dont think these 12 year olds actually got that
@@turkeygrease yeah lmao
@@CrazyPansos10 akshyually you aren't a serial killer if you hadn't killed 6 people in a row within a month >:((((((((
Blud got a golden shower 💀
fr
No💀💀
“I’m kind of scared of horror movies, so I chose a horror movie instead” 😂
he didnt chose a horror movie
@@ToBy11334what did he say? I can't make out what he said after "I chose _____ "
'scary movie', its a comedy@@Jinx-fx4cw
@@Jinx-fx4cwhe choose "scary movie" it's a paradoy movie.
"I don't know shit, so I chose to speak about that shit"
But you forgot all the moisturizers and anti aging eye creams uggggh. That was the part I was waiting for 😢
I hope it was still entertaining though 🙃
@@tooleko hahaha it was 😂
@@jonquilmr13 didnt laugh
@@SuicidalKid69 Noone cares and sus pfp btw
@@SuicidalKid69 hi idiot
bro literally nailed it
yessssssss
why americans don't know how to use the word "literally"?
@@origin4659 why are outsiders so obsessed with us? Plus who cares
Almost. He needs to fix his collar.
Bro forgot the 1000 pushups
Bro on his way to get reservations at Dorsia 💀
"This is what happens when you live on day like Patrick Bateman!"
Literally fucking nothing happens
It's more of a Patrick Bateman morning routine video really
well he peeled a weird thing off his face, that's kinda hype, idk what it does but it might do something cool
You start the day being fresh
Wait... did you just say the silent "P" in Psycho? My brain is short circuiting right now.
yeah
Germans don't know the P is silent! I also cringed.. BEING FROM THERE. I have a occupational background in languages though.
@@TheColognican51213 English is kinda dumb. Why even put the letter P if you're not saying it.
bro has the “is this your toxic shampoo” from the doctor squatch commercials
😭🤣
Just axe body wash 😅😅
Im the 800th liker
Mega kek
@@AeriaIPenguinYes, probably toxic.
And that’s why Leon Edwards is the most aesthetic person to ever walk on this planet.
Wrong channel simp
I love these type of comments
Mario really taking over
What aesthetic
like what type of aesthetic
@@shamcat3559 it's a meme
My dude arrived to work late and in his own house... that's a pure sigma chad alpha bro rizz move!
“Stretching” proceeds to do German 1945 signs
It was his left hand tho
*1935
wrong hand, wrong angle.
its the wrong hand.
Its a throwback
Bro was packing💀
Fr💀
Why where you looking at his cock and balls? 🤨📸
Soon as I saw it I went to the comments
Ooooo yeah.....
Soo fit 😫😩🤨🤤🤫
Most definitely chose the porn option
Applying shampoo and conditioner was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
that scene was so funny to film
did my man just enunciate the "p" in psycho
Bsycho
How it should be pronounced if Anglo-saxons weren’t so weird
He’s truly a Psycho
P sycho😅
enunciate
You nailed the last line
Bro literally watched horror + porn 💀
I know. He's literally a Pppppsyco for that
Im afraid of porn rather then a horror movie
he def a psycho for that
@@lokhiungjames5473 😂😂😂
@@lokhiungjames5473 Same
"I'm kinda afraid of scary movies" my dude that's the point.
Ngl my other account literally had the same pfp 😂
See?
@@mryeet2518 oh shit
@@mryeet2518Are U kidding me?
@@mryeet2518catto army
i saw some guy do this for a month, his skin and hair was gleeming and he felt the best he had ever, personally pushing myself to get up early and do the same thing
A skincare routine and exercise isn’t really anything revolutionary
@@mrbanana6464 fr, people feel like this is some kind of hidden knowledge lmao
@@NovaMay I mean it’s not like guys’ selfcare is as developed a market as for girls. If people are never shown the value of a thing they’ll never learn it.
@@clickpause8732 the point of the movie though is that he's obsessive about it. even too much of a good thing can be bad. girls know the feeling v well. the trend is being passed on to boys now so just a heads up for your own good dont attach your sense of self-worth to your appearance or "self-improvement/productivity" goals and routine. just do your best and you'll be okay
@@briciolaa Not even about appearance, just self-care, which many lack. Of course, you need to know the limit of obsession, but stretching, exercising and basic grooming can change someone for the better, it's about health. Specially stretching in the morning.
Bro took literally me to a whole new level
Yeah tbh i actually incorporated his stretching into my own morning Routine.
But how about you what does your morning routine look like
is nobody gonna talk abot his homie just shooting some liquid at his face? 💀💀💀💀
I was thinking the same😂
Same 😂
pee* XD
Christian Bale wasn't able to peele all of the skincare mask in one pull in the first try neither my dude, you're safe lol
He did tho
@@spongeboboppants1691 4th take my guy/guyette
"I have to return some video tapes"
I really feel like you watched the movie now
He's an absolute GOAT for using "i have to return some video tapes"
thx, but what is your favourite quote from Patrick Bateman
where he comes home, he looks like a full KGB agent in the 70s
LoL, KGB\FSB agents wish they looked that cool. Dont ask...
Fun Fact: A couple years ago I started using "I have to return some video tapes" as an excuse to get out of shit and it has a 70% success rate I'd say.
People usually look weirded out or confused and then the societal hivemind kicks in where they shouldn't manage your time and just go along with it.
Most of the time when it fails is when someone knows what I'm referencing. Then I just look like a guy that enjoys his quotes. Win win. But I'm still not going lol
nice 😂
Thats why i say it
This guy gets it .
"Livin' one day like Patrick Bateman"
**Proceeds to Murder People**
*I have to return some video tapes* 💀
Sir, this tape has been exposed to some sort of substance that has destroyed the internal workings. Im sorry but you’re going to have to pay for the damages.
The shampoo part cracked me haha
Bro was watching scary porn instead of scary movie or porn 💀💀
Edit : Holy shot 3k likes!! Thank you guys.
lol
Name of that movie ?💀
The ghost one?👻
Bro couldn't choose so he took both
@@_Ghost_007 scary movie
Ah yes, the washing your gloves in the morning while you wear them routine. I like this one.
Patric Bateman :- Bro forgot putting an ice mask💀💀
That horor movie got me💀
Hahaha scary as hell
can u tell its name?
@@kartiksehrawat3803The one which Patrick bateman watched is The Texes Chainsaw Massacre, I forgot which part, And the the one Tooleko watched is the scary movie
@@kartiksehrawat3803 scary movie
@@Adogwithinternet69 but what’s the name he asked 😂
The shower part with the gels and blue shampoos 😂😂
''This is what happens when you live one day like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho''
*Gets arrested*
EDIT: OMG I'M FAMOUS-
LMAO ADHKWEJAKEJAI
*doesn't get arrested
Does not get arrested.
Oh no, he had to return some video tapes.
He doesn't get arrested, but in American Psycho 2 he died
He washed his hands with the gloves on😂😂
Did you catch that scene in the movie ?
I thought it was hilarious
@@tooleko I actually saw it
Bro if u say u like horror movies these days you automatically fall into the patrick Bateman category for real
I was staring at his package the whole time 😅😂
thats a bit creepy
Thirsty af
Bro had to tone it down so much that he used scream instead of Texas chainsaw massacre.
I'm impressed you could identify both Horror Movie just by that short sequence shown 👏altough scream isn't really a horror movie ;)
But what was the scariest Horror movie you have ever watched ?
@@tooleko I think the scariest one I watched was Insidious chapter 1.
I watched it a couple years ago, I was alone and it was 2 in the night, probably the worst decision.
It might not be the scariest one ever but the timing and environment only added to the jumpscares.
@@arthurmorgan276 I can imagine, but why would you watch a horror movie alone in the first place, that's scary as sh*t
@@tooleko I dunno man, maybe the teenage brave fool took over the reasonable part of me.
His routine also kills more people 💀😭💀💀💀
*"I have to return some video tapes."*
(In perfect American English)
Hahaha love the irony
very nice, the impression at the end was keen and sublime all in one
the "i have to return some videotapes" reference😂
Patrick Bateman is surprisingly similar to Kira Yoshikage
But here's the weird thing
Yoshikage was created years later Patrick, but there's almost no chance that Araki readed American Psycho, so... a coincidence?
The book came out in 1991, and DiU got serialised starting mid-1992. Bateman came first.
@@Omoikane13 sorry, my broken english
I tried to say later
@@marcosgonzalez4207 There's a good chance Araki was aware of American Psycho. He names all of the stands after famous rock songs, he references western media constantly.
To be fair, Araki has definitely shown awareness of media foreign to Japan. He spoiled Sixth Sense like a month after it first came out.
Araki does like American media, it wouldn't be much of a surprise if he knew about it.
Man you forgot to piss
LOL
correct skeletor
Me: follow this routine daily life
Mind: just for 30days
😂😂😂
Meanwhile
My morning routine: wake up at 3 am. Go to pee then sleep again.😅😅
An actual "He's literally me" moment
Bro is NOT ryan gosling 🔥🔥🔥
Patrick Bateman would never pour shampoo on his face lmao
The most spot on I ever saw was one of the original million dollar listing realtors literally modeled his exercise routine and apartment after Patrick Bateman
Imagine him saying "and I chose porn"
"And I choose scary movie"😂
Bro forgot Patrick Bateman bathed naked
Check the full version of my Video on P*rnhub ;)
@@toolekoonlyfans link?
@@Adogwithinternet69 Bro is down bad💀💀💀💀
Patrick Bateman: uses 3 shampoos
This guy: Shampoo bukkake
his laughter got me 😂
The P in Psycho is silent
You do realise that there are different accents in the world where sometimes they would enunciate “p” and plus not to mention there is not “correct” way of saying a certain word when it comes to different accents
@@wlfgt he's not a native speaker so it IS a mistake
he probably hasn't heard this word used a lot in speech so he didn't know how to say it, it's not because of an accent, a person with any other native language besides English can make that mistake
@@arbuznazarov9326 that would be a more approprate responds insted of being so hostile
@@wlfgt if I understood what were you trying to say, "The P in Psycho is silent" is just constating a fact, it is very short and not personal whatsoever
That 3rd shampoo was diffrent🥵
Fam the shower chuckle was adorable. Sick video though
I'll give you a like just for using the word thereafter. Such a Germanic expression.
you got me
whahahaha gotta respect the video tapes sentence add in this short😂😂
We see American psycho daily routine. Now we want to see johnny sin's daily routine (specially night) 😊😊.
why is his friend in the washroom💀💀💀
@@jacekmakes2168 yea lol
The giggling when he is showering is so silly
Step 1: Be A Killer
bro just followed the routine and forgot to tell us what happened
That's something for Part 2 i guess
@@tooleko so is the part 2 out?
hi
@@HiHi-ek1dd bye
Horror movies in the day😂
Horror movies at night 💀
now this is the true pure sigma
English 101: You don't pronounce the P in Psycho dude
This is what happens when you live one day as Patrick Bateman: 👮♂️🚔🚓
Bro is a psycho for pronouncing the p in psycho💀
tbh my english sucks
Its ok, I thought u did it on purpose💀
Turns on porn and horror movies so he becomes more distant from reality and his emotions to the pain he will inevitably cause if he causes anyone anything at all
"I have to return some video tapes"😂
Short answer: jail.
That's not why he's watching those things.
He's watching them to feel something.
Watching things like sex or extreme violence gives you a sort of a rush, and you can see how a person who can't feel any emotions would get addicted to that.
Same with drugs, rape or murder.
These people have no emphaty or morality, so nothing is off limits so long as it gives them a rush and they know there's no consequences
nice theory
@@tooleko w
took "literally me" to another level💀💀💀
we need a one month update.
Certified Sigma 🍷🗿
cornball
Wakes up on time
Exercises
Showers...
Sounds like the ideal routine
okay but the peeling mask whats the name & where can i get it?
There are lots of different brands, you can probably find one in any drug store in the face wash/face mask section. Just look for the hydrating peel off masks. They even have ones with glitter, lol. I'd imagine it's good for dry skin but since my face is kinda oily I didn't get much from it.
If you want to see his Night Routine 🪓🩸 check out Part 2:
ruclips.net/user/shortsoMKuobj2_4k
Waitin' for it 👀
@@muhammadyahya4345 what scene do you want me to recreate
Another Martini?
It’s time
@@tooleko do the only the beat scenes
we men are learning basic hygiene and body health thorough a movie😭
hey nice profile picture
its actually ridiculous that i started to use Body Lotion since that short
@@tooleko thanks sir i hope i can buy that scammy nft monkey lol, and i found out moisturizer is good for skin too lol
I find it divine intervention that I did my routine and after I watched American psycho lol
Today lol
People idolizing Patrick Bateman are missing the point of the character.
I dont idolize him, otherwise i wouldn't pour 3 Shampoos over my Face
You should idolise him. In the context of the movie, he is one of the few people struggling with his own condition. I'm pretty sure there is only one character he interacts with that is genuine and PB lets her live.
@@bg3841 no you shouldn't he's a murderer
Nice 👍
Bro looks like a kgb officer 😅
He didint wash his hands cs he got to work lol
When I saw the part where he used a face mask, I lowkey thought he was gonna peel off his skin- HELP LOL
"Mom can we have patrick bateman"
"We already have him"
*Patrick Bateman at home*
The way he says psycho at the start 😂
In the beginning I was like
“Easy so far I guess?”
Then when he washed his hands WITH THE GLOVES I am already triggered
I swear this man LOVES Patrick Bateman lol