The video was so upsetting to me that I now own a GAU-8/A... I don't know where it came from but it's in my living room now with a 4 foot belt of cartridges. I think God might be giving me a sign.
Harry Poggers:The Rizzlers stone Harry Poggers:The Chamber of gooning Harry Poggers:The Rizzoner of Azkaban Harry Poggers:The goonlet of fire Harry Poggers:The Mewing of the Phoenix Harry Poggers:The half blood sigma Harry Poggers:The Skibidi Hallows EDIT:HOLY I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET 2K LIKES THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS
i feel like i drank office coffee but someone spiked my drink and then i went home and watched harry potter and now my brain has turned into edible vannila jell-o
"You have an L hairline and a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil" As a profesional Gen Alpha skibidi toilet analyser, I can confirm this trailer is Peak Cinema.
@@luna_koly I managed to get it to translate it better, but I tbh this other worse one is more funny: Sure, here's a translation of the transcript into more standard English: [00:01] You're special, Harry. You were chosen for a purpose. I need to be the most impressive person at Mogwarts, but all I can think about is Hermione. She's amazing, Harry. A truly impressive person would attract someone with incredible charm like Livvy Dunne. If you don't reach the highest level in charm studies this semester, you're in trouble. He talks too much. I can't focus on this. Don't listen to him, Harry; he's just upset because he couldn't win over your mom. Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing with your wand. [00:31] Cheers for that! What's your choice, hero? Be cool or impressive? If the authorities want to tax us for being together, just ignore them. I'm a confident and impressive person from Ohio. You just lack charisma. What's the deal? Lord Skibimort has returned to challenge you. I'm not scared of him; he looks like a failed trend. You need to spend less time on distractions and more time improving yourself. You have a bad hairstyle and an unimpressive appearance. [01:02] Your silly magic isn't affecting our enemies. Maybe I'm not as impressive as everyone thinks I am. Harry, you're still amazing to me even if you're a bit obsessed. I can't keep doing this alone if I want to defeat Lord Skibimort. We're going to have to work together. The boy who impressed everyone has arrived.
HERE IS THE COMPLETE TRANSLATION , NOW PLEASE PIN THIS COMMENT Hagrid: You're really good at attracting people, Harry. You were destined to be a great wizard. Harry: I want to be the best wizard at Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her. Snape: Hermione is really attractive, Harry. A true wizard would flirt with someone amazing like Livvy Dunne. If you don't get better at flirting this semester, you're in trouble. Harry: He talks too much. I'm getting annoyed. Ron: Don't listen to him, Harry. He's just angry because he couldn't sleep with your mom. Hermione: Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing your magic. Harry: I'm the best. Snape: What's it going to be? Are you going to be a great wizard or a loser? Hermione: If the Ministry of Magic tries to charge us for being together, we'll fight them. Harry: I'm an amazing wizard. You're just bad at flirting. Snape: What does that mean? Ron: Lord Voldemort has returned to defeat you. Harry: I'm not afraid of him. He looks like a bad milkshake. Snape: You need to focus on being a great wizard, not just looking cool. Harry: You have a bad haircut and you're not attractive. Ron: Your magic isn't working. Harry: Maybe I'm not as good at flirting as everyone thinks. Hermione: You're still amazing to me, even if you're not the best at flirting. Harry: I can't do this alone. If we want to defeat Lord Voldemort, we have to work together. The boy who RIZZED has arrived.
“If you don’t achieve a Level 10 gyatt,looksmax,or at least mew,the pops will mog us” “I-I don’t understand,what is lil bro finna yapping about 😭🙏💀“ “Your a rizzard,Harry” “No,I-I can’t be!” “Harry Poggers,you are not the beta you thought you were!Your are the Alpha,sigma Ohio skibidi rizz mewer,it is your destiny!” “Chat,is this real?” Was the HARDEST line ngl
Harry Pogger: The Sigma's Stone Harry Pogger: The Chamber of skibidi Harry Pogger: The Rizzler of Azkaban Harry Pogger: The Goblet of Gyatt Harry Pogger: The Hairline of the Phoenix Harry Pogger: The Half-edge prince Harry Pogger: The Ohio hallows
I have done it. I have written Harry Potter the brainrot edition. I hope you have enough attention span and sanity to read this spoof. Table of Contents Chapter I ... The Boy who rizzed. Chapter II ... The Edging Glass. Chapter III ... The Letters from the opps. Chapter IV ... The Rizzler of the Keys. Chapter V... Doom Scroll Alley. Chapter VI ... The Ocky way from Platform Quandale and Three Dabloons. Chapter VII ... The Icking Hat Chapter VIII ... The Aura Master. Chapter IX ... The Midnight Goon Chapter X ... Cheugy Halloween Chapter XI ... Quidlit Chapter XII ... The Mirror of Vibed. Chapter XIII ... Old geezer. Chapter XIV ... Norbert the Emo Glow Up. Chapter XV ... The Delulu Forest. Chapter XVI ... Through the Capdoor. Chapter XVII ... The Alpha with two Race. Chapter I The Boy who rizzed. Mr. and Mrs. Skibidi, of number four, Rigged Drive, were proud to cap that they were perfectly sigma, hatred fill my balls. They were the last people you’d expect to be peeper in anything out of the ordinary, because they just didn’t mew with such nonsense. Mr. Skibidi was a moderator of a firm called Reddit, which serve nothing. He was a big, Gen Z man with hardly any aura. Mrs. Skibidi was thin and blonde, just like a Karen. The Skibidis had a small son called Cuckley and imo there was no finer boy who could competed with such balls sticking, fatmaxxing, braindead lobotomized kid. Mrs. Skibidi has no sister, or does she? They also have a nephew who named Pogger who they refuse to acknowledge in their bloodline because Pogger always goon on his broom all day. When Mr. and Mrs. Skibidi woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our yapping starts, there was nothing about the Tik Tok trend outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country (best foreshadowing ever). Mr. Skibidi oxygenate as he picked out his gayest tie for work and at always, forgot how to tie it. Cuckley is scrolling through RUclips shorts with his titanium phone, iPad with padding because he keeps dropping it, another phone ( this time iPhone 21), a laptop, a TV, a MacBook, a folding phone, while playing Roblox with his noice-cancelling earbuds so he couldn't hear his mother cursing while pushing his fat fucking gyatt across and into the kitchen for breakfast. They failed to notice a tawny owl dominating the sky outside the window. Mr.Dursley left the house in forfeit when he tried to kiss his son's cheeks but dripped and kissed his balls instead ( -1000 Aura). He got into his car and backed out of number four‘s. It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something odd-a cat hitting the griddy. He quickly forgot about it because he had dementia. He then remembers the drills he has to work on about his subreddit with a person giving an opinion that he doesn't like. He also has to worry about his power trip getting removed if he does not reopen his subreddit. He again noticed strange people with cloaks but his dementia kicked in again and he forgot what he had just seen. Mr. Skibidi arrived in the Reddit parking lot ( If you can even consider one), his mind back on that post. Mr. Skibidi always sat with his back to the office room in his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn‘t, his fat ass would be pressing upon the seamless window for bystander to see. He banned five different people. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he‘d stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery. He‘d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them next to the baker's. He caught a few words of what they are saying. „The Poggers, that‘s right, that‘s what I eavesdrop yes, their son, Harry.“ He banned five different people. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he‘d stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery. He‘d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them next to the baker's. He caught a few words of what they are saying. „The Poggers, that‘s right, that‘s what I eavesdrop yes, their son, Harry.“ Mr. Dursley stopped dead. Fear flooded him. He dashed across the road, he was still so worried that he ran straight into someone just beside the sidewalk. „MOVE YOUR BAKA AHH ASS OUTTA HERE“ he shouted, as the tiny old man stumbled and almost fell. The man didn't feel upset ( Instant aura ) as he properly stand up and said in a squeaky voice: „Don‘t be mad bro! for nothing could ruin my mewing streak today! Cheer, for Skibimorth has taken the L at last! Even Muggles like yourself should be celebrating, this lit, LIT day!“ And the old man goon Mr. Skibidi around the middle and walked off. Mr. Skibidi was bamboozled. He had been shot by a complete stranger. He wiped the cemen off his body and hurried to his car and set off for home, hoping he was imagining things. He pulled into the driveway of number four and went into his home. His wife told him over dinner all about how Cuckley had learned a new word („Sigma!“). Mr. Skibidi tried to mew normally. He griddy into the living room in time to catch the last report on the evening news: „And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported that the nation‘s owls have been freaky today. Although owls normally hunt at night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have been hundreds of sightings of these bids mewing in every direction since sunrise. „AHHH! BRO YAPS TO MUCH!“ Mr. Skibidi groaned, as he sat down on his armchair, missing the last information the reporter was saying something about shooting stars. Mrs. Skibidi came into the living room carrying Mountain Dew. He cleared his throat nervously. „Petunia, you haven‘t heard from your sis lately, have you?“ As he had expected, Mrs. Skibidi was mewing whenever she felt angry. „Nuh uh,“ she said when she finished mewing. „Wassup?“ „Well, I just thought... maybe... it was something to do with... you know... her crowd.“ Petunia was on that mewing grind again. „I suppose so,“ said Petunia stiffly. The Skibidis got into bed. Sleep hit 'em instantly. Now let's yap about the cat outside. The cat was waiting for something.... something for its to sit as still as a staute all day.... Nevermind there's a old boomer down the street and his name was Albus Dumbledore. He was busy rummaging in his cloak, looking for something and there it was! A polymer - framed, short-recoil -operated, striker-fired, locked-breech semi-automatic pistols designed and produced by Austrian manufacturer Glock Ges.m.b.H. ! He raised his bone thugs and took a shot at the nearest lamp. There was a loud bang and the sound of breaking glass. Twelve times he fired his glock until all lamp lights out. „Goofy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall.“ He turned to mew at the tabby, but it had gone. Instead he was mewing at a rather severe-looking woman. To describe her appearance, please imagine an old villager wearing a green emerald cloak. „What was that shooting fucking for, Albus‽“ she asked. „You could have use your Deluminator!“ she said again. „It'd be ill advised to say that, McGonagall. I have to give that loot for Ron.“ Dumbledore said clusmily. „Wait, who's Ron?“ asked McGonagall confusingly. „You will know after my death...“ „What the FUCK are you on, Albus‽“ McGonagall shouted. „Uh-Oh! Hi McGonagall!,“ Dumbledore finally realized what he had just concocted. „Sorry for the inconvenience, Minerva. I passed a feast, for which someone gave me cool cool powder snort...“ „Oh yes, everyone‘s celebrating, all right,“ she said impatiently. „You‘d think they‘d be a bit more careful, but no-even the Muggles have noticed something‘s going on. It was on their news.“ „It‘s lucky it‘s dark. I haven‘t goon so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new rizz.“ Professor McGonagall shot a sharp look at Dumbledore. „Lily and Jame's dead, sacrificing themsevles,“ said McGonagall. „And that Pogger boy survived with a scar when Lord Skibimorth tried to kill him.„ „Who asked.“ said Dumbledore. „This is serious matter and you are keep acting childish! Are you losing your mind, Albus?“ McGonagall was so done with Dumbledore's brainrot. Dumbledore on the other hand, was looking at his Rolex watch then looked up at the sky above. A huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed on the road in front of them. There was a big man sitting on the bike, his named was Hagrid. „Hagrid, oil up.“ demand Dumbledore. „Not this time sir, maybe later,“ said Hagrid. „I‘ve griddy to bring Harry to his auntie and unc yo.“ „No cap.“ said Dumbledore, looking very sigma over the top of his half-moon glasses. „It would be enough to turn any boy‘s testicle. Sigma before he can griddy and mew! Sigma for something he won‘t even remember! Care you see how much better off he‘ll be, glowing up away from allat until he‘s ready to take it?“ McGonagall and Hagrid stood to see Dumbledore placing a baby boy inside a bundle of blankets right at the Skibidis doorstep. „Could I-could I piss on his face, sir?“ asked Hagrid. He took out his great, shaggy beast over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy, whiskery piss. „Rizz, Harry,“ Dumbledore murmured. He turned on his heel and with a swish of his cloak, he was gone. Harry Pogger shit inside his blankets without waking up. He couldn‘t know that at this very moment, people meeting in strip club all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in sassy voices: „To Harry Pogger-the boy who rizzed!“
Dubs in the chat
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"You're a Rizzard Harry," one of the memorable lines of all time.
NICE CATCH
I want to like this comment so much but its at 420 likes rn
Bro is in mogwarts
uh good news, you can like it now@@wheatbread8735
It’s you’re a rizzler not a rizzard
So this is what WB meant by remaking Harry Potter into a series
Pretty much
Definitely
Real
mhm
nah they were probably doing something worse
''lord skibimort has returned to the lobby to end your edging streak'' had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Heeehee
"You have an L hairline!" Harry said to Voldemort, a bald man, calmly.
LOL
lord skibimort*
@@Be0mqyu .
not the calmly lmaoo
" And a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil"
my brain is stuck on "I need to be the most sigma mewer in all of Mogwarts, but all I can do is edge about her."
I think it means "I need to be the best wizard in Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her( Hermione)"
@@Arabicat. brother has not read harry potter
@@hanifahmad7569 I have. But the person behind the plot of the video must've been a Harry x Hermione shipper.
Fogwart
I need to be the most sigma gooner in all of mogwarts, but all I can edge about is her*
I was learning English for five years but watching this felt like I haven't even started
I’m a native speaker and even I’m lost at this
It's just slang lol
That's why it's called brainrot. They didn't even say much, they just repeat the same phrases or words (but slightly differently) over and over again.
I'm not even sure whether it qualifies as English, to be honest... 😅
Brain cells have left the chat 😂
Ermm what the sigma
God this makes me feel old, and im 2006 gen Z
@@heittomerkkiGoogle is asking if I want to translate this to English lmao
I mean with a brain rot hashtag in the description for a guy known to make cringe satire, did you expect much else?
@@heittomerkki '97 here and you're practically a child to me.
i could feel my brain entering the final stages of decomposition while watching this
I felt a aneurysm while seeing this-
Real
Haha 😹 so true 😅👊
Heartaches. Heartaches.
The video was so upsetting to me that I now own a GAU-8/A... I don't know where it came from but it's in my living room now with a 4 foot belt of cartridges. I think God might be giving me a sign.
The final countdown ❌
The final braincell ✅
Voldemort doing the griddy
hes too skibidi
aw heck naw💀 why is this guy here
OOOOHHHHH MY GOD
9 likes
@@Sreekar617his cooking that's what 🗿
"There are four houses at Mogwarts. Gooningdor, Munting Munt, Rizzenclaw and Skibirin."
for me it would be, grizzindor, munting munt (i couldnt think of a new one), Glazzinclaw, and i wouldve said skibirin too
THATS 5 YOU SKIBIDI OHIO L RIZZ FATOM TAX -100000 AURA
What does munt mean
@@hadisa8228 I've no idea. It's some brainrot word I hear often. You should Google it.
@@Zacharoony Bro forgot how to count
Lord skibimort mewing got me cracking up 😂😂
We got skibimort mewing before gta 6 nahhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭
*skibimort
at this point we'll get GTA6 before Bully 2
@@Memesifoundonfacebook nuh uh bully 2 about to drop before gta 6 ong
correction, Its skibimort
At this rate Only thing not gonna happen before GTA 6 is Harry kane winning a cup
Harry Poggers:The Rizzlers stone
Harry Poggers:The Chamber of gooning
Harry Poggers:The Rizzoner of Azkaban
Harry Poggers:The goonlet of fire
Harry Poggers:The Mewing of the Phoenix
Harry Poggers:The half blood sigma
Harry Poggers:The Skibidi Hallows
EDIT:HOLY I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET 2K LIKES THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS
It’s should be Harry poggers
Harry Poggers: The Cooked Child
@@Yukasaurusepic i can edit it
"The half blood sigma" 🤣🤣
Fanum tax beasts
That school called mogwarts is fanum taxing the W Rizz and the proffesors are giving away free v-bucks so you can mew better while doing the griddy
Harry pogger:The chamber of sigmas
Next, it will be Harry Potter and the Rizzler of Edgeskibidiban.
Harry Pogger and the Gooner of Fire
Harry Pogger: The Order of Chads
Harry Pogger : The half mewed rizzler
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows
Am I having a stroke?
Yes
Nah, you good. It's a perfectly understandable reaction.
You and me both, I am turning into a gen alpha 😵
Unfortunately it’s a very common symptom of being exposed to brain rot, especially when one is not particularly used to it
Ne two but don wory, itl end soon probibli
This hurts every single part of my soul
My last braincell just reach to level 10 gyatt
this was truly a gyatt moment
hi vlad
@@IBakeMartianPeopleSigmas don’t chase girls they chase money 🗿🍷🤫🧏♂️
but did your gyatt reach level 100 gooner though?
NATALIE?
"you just have L rizz, Unc"
"erm, what the sigma?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i feel like i drank office coffee but someone spiked my drink and then i went home and watched harry potter and now my brain has turned into edible vannila jell-o
0:20 "bro yaps too much, I can't edge to this"
💀
:skull:
the way he respwnded without emotion "ermm wht the sigma" got me dying
frr lmao perfect delivery
Finally, something in my life that is worth to watch and is not a waste of time 🔥
I never thought in all my almost 20 years of living, that I'd see Gen Alpha version of Harry Potter.
Ye r fr tho me and u are the same age so pls tell me that I can't tell me the thumbnail dose not look like the guy from monster house
I cannot believe that I even read that thing😂😂
😅💀yer sorry 💀💀💀
@@blaisedunbar5097 sorry dude, I didn't bring my translater today
Invented by gen z tho
0:01 should’ve said “You’re a rizzard harry”
Good thing it said your a rizzler harry
thats what i said too lol
i love the way his scar is a W 😭😭
why did lord skibimort doing the griddy kill me? 💀
Lmao noooooo I didn’t even notice that on my first viewing and had to go rewatch after seeing your comment.
Can we please have a part 2 of this masterpeice
0:40 harry do be hittin that griddy
We will pin the comment with the most accurate translation
first
Last
I dont have the attention span to do that
E
Now make brain rot Star Wars
0:43 funny griddy
0:45 “Erm, what the sigma” got me so hard
I swear😂
least funny part
erm what the sigma
@@PhonkAttack4DXErm what the sigma 💀🚽🗣️‼️😱🗿
Ey what
1:11 gooning alone :
We're gonna have to goon together!
The amount of times that I’ve watched this is embarrassing 😭
Same lol.
"You have an L hairline and a goofy ahh gyatt with no recoil"
As a profesional Gen Alpha skibidi toilet analyser, I can confirm this trailer is Peak Cinema.
Has the term "kino" been silently snuffed out of retardspeak?
Can't keep up w/ the daily retardspeak updates and patch fixes.
I am also a profesional Gen Alpha Skibidi Toilet Analyser. Lets mew to celebrate.
@@apexpheonixshaashwathratna2228 We rizzlers gotta stick together🗣🗣🗣🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥
“Bro yaps too much I can’t edge to this” 💀
i watched this in class, and i laughed so hard i got asked to step out
What I send to my friends at 3 am:
It Warner Bros make this a movie this is impressive
@@glamrockfoxy6667Yea it’s the best
0:26 "he just anger maxing cuz he couldn't rizz up your mom"
Damnnnnnn😭
and the best thing is its canon 💀(ig)
we watched the video too sherlock
@@lolersonexpired okay? it’s a comment section and I can comment about any part of the video
@@Spike-ce9ho whats the point? we watched the video too
Why is Harry’s jaw line so sharp 💀
Bro must have a very long mewing streak
HE LOOKS LIKE A GRIMACE SHAKE THAT DIDNT DOOMSCROLL THE ACKI WAY IM DEAD 💀
🤓👉Actually, it's "the ocky way"
I did not understand a word they said, I love it
Same.
Bros oldmaxxing
Boomermaxxing in 2024 is L rizz negative aura
L rizz
I unfortunately understood ever word 😭
“Lord Skibimort” will not be something I unhear for a while-
“ he looks like a grimace shake that didn’t doom scraw the ocky way “ - Sigma Harry Potter
It’s actually harry pogger the boy who rizzed come to skibidi
There is no good or evil, there is only gyatt and those too weak to seek it
-lord rizzlemort
Sigma male comment level 10 gyat
Voldemogg
69 likes dont ruin it
@@zenithious1 bro you have nearly the same pfp as me
@@zenithious1 mwahahaha
Gotta be one of the best RUclips videos of all time
What the sigma
urrrrmmmmm☝🤓
(Real)
i actually love mogwarts
That's not very skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler sigma fanum tax is you!
Lol
1:03 voldemort mewing 🤣
you mean mogging
@@roanaya2598same thing
@@tanishaangulo327 hm no i think you mew for yourself and you mogg someone else.. hence the fingers running thru the jaaw line
i would pay money to see this as a full movie in theatres.
And I didn't think it was possible to be left with negative brain cells...
that one person when you talk to them normally:
0:43 Never did I think I would hear Severrrrrrrrrusssss Snape say "Ermmm, what the sigma"
"you need to spend less time broommaxing
and more time goonmaxing" 💀☠
Missed opportunity for Moldyvort to say
“Harry Pogger… the boy who rizzed. Come, to skibidi”
"The boy who rizz come to skibidy" - is my favorite line 🤣🤣
"Erm what the sigma"
Was unexpected I spitted the water that I did not have💀
All jokes aside why are the lighting in these so good
“Just griddy on them”💀☠️
💀
What does it mean?😅
@@akshay-kumar-007relaxed unc only a beta wit no w gyats wouldn't understand
@@boirt3398 🤕
"What is it gonna be Pogger? Goon or Gyatt" is straight up '💀'
i can't with that line it's my fav
“Goon or Gyatt”, Snape Severus
I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub
Can we just appreciate that sombody had the brain copacity/supirior intelect. To form the absolute masterpiece
“…he looks like a grimace shake.” Had me rolling 💀💀💀💀
Someone needs to write a translation. Either I am too old to keep up, or I am precisely the right age to now have my grasp of language ruined
ChatGPT is quite good at it btw
@@luna_kolyWait really?
@@luna_koly I managed to get it to translate it better, but I tbh this other worse one is more funny:
Sure, here's a translation of the transcript into more standard English:
[00:01] You're special, Harry. You were chosen for a purpose. I need to be the most impressive person at Mogwarts, but all I can think about is Hermione. She's amazing, Harry. A truly impressive person would attract someone with incredible charm like Livvy Dunne. If you don't reach the highest level in charm studies this semester, you're in trouble. He talks too much. I can't focus on this. Don't listen to him, Harry; he's just upset because he couldn't win over your mom. Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing with your wand.
[00:31] Cheers for that! What's your choice, hero? Be cool or impressive? If the authorities want to tax us for being together, just ignore them. I'm a confident and impressive person from Ohio. You just lack charisma. What's the deal? Lord Skibimort has returned to challenge you. I'm not scared of him; he looks like a failed trend. You need to spend less time on distractions and more time improving yourself. You have a bad hairstyle and an unimpressive appearance.
[01:02] Your silly magic isn't affecting our enemies. Maybe I'm not as impressive as everyone thinks I am. Harry, you're still amazing to me even if you're a bit obsessed. I can't keep doing this alone if I want to defeat Lord Skibimort. We're going to have to work together. The boy who impressed everyone has arrived.
@@thederpydude2088 what the sigma
L skibidi rizz negative aura
"Lord Skibimort" 💀💀
HERE IS THE COMPLETE TRANSLATION , NOW PLEASE PIN THIS COMMENT
Hagrid: You're really good at attracting people, Harry. You were destined to be a great wizard.
Harry: I want to be the best wizard at Hogwarts, but all I can think about is her.
Snape: Hermione is really attractive, Harry. A true wizard would flirt with someone amazing like Livvy Dunne. If you don't get better at flirting this semester, you're in trouble.
Harry: He talks too much. I'm getting annoyed.
Ron: Don't listen to him, Harry. He's just angry because he couldn't sleep with your mom.
Hermione: Wow, Harry, I can tell you've been practicing your magic.
Harry: I'm the best.
Snape: What's it going to be? Are you going to be a great wizard or a loser?
Hermione: If the Ministry of Magic tries to charge us for being together, we'll fight them.
Harry: I'm an amazing wizard. You're just bad at flirting.
Snape: What does that mean?
Ron: Lord Voldemort has returned to defeat you.
Harry: I'm not afraid of him. He looks like a bad milkshake.
Snape: You need to focus on being a great wizard, not just looking cool.
Harry: You have a bad haircut and you're not attractive.
Ron: Your magic isn't working.
Harry: Maybe I'm not as good at flirting as everyone thinks.
Hermione: You're still amazing to me, even if you're not the best at flirting.
Harry: I can't do this alone. If we want to defeat Lord Voldemort, we have to work together.
The boy who RIZZED has arrived.
Best translation 🤩
Good one, Now I understand😅
pin this
Never thought I'd see Voldemort hit the griddy
Gyattingdor 🔴🦁
Rizzingclaw 🔵🦜
Skibirin 🟢🐍
I couldn’t think of one for hufflepuff
Mogglepuff
Thugglepuff
PoggerPuff
Puffmaxing
Rizzlepuff.
We're getting next level brainrot with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This feels like one of those vocab assignments where you have to write a paragraph and use every vocab word in it.
"Dubs in the chat" LMFAO😂😂
Is this version, Harry isn’t “The Chosen One”, he is “Him”.
I can't understand a single damn thing why is this funny.
“If you don’t achieve a Level 10 gyatt,looksmax,or at least mew,the pops will mog us”
“I-I don’t understand,what is lil bro finna yapping about 😭🙏💀“
“Your a rizzard,Harry”
“No,I-I can’t be!”
“Harry Poggers,you are not the beta you thought you were!Your are the Alpha,sigma Ohio skibidi rizz mewer,it is your destiny!”
“Chat,is this real?”
Was the HARDEST line ngl
Harry Pogger: The Sigma's Stone
Harry Pogger: The Chamber of skibidi
Harry Pogger: The Rizzler of Azkaban
Harry Pogger: The Goblet of Gyatt
Harry Pogger: The Hairline of the Phoenix
Harry Pogger: The Half-edge prince
Harry Pogger: The Ohio hallows
Oh ma gawd voldemort witewally doing da gwiddy wight now 0:51
I didn’t even notice until u pointed it out lol
*bro yaps too much, I can’t edge to this* 😭 LMAO-
I’m happy I’ve never used this language once
I have done it. I have written Harry Potter the brainrot edition. I hope you have enough attention span and sanity to read this spoof.
Table of Contents
Chapter I ... The Boy who rizzed.
Chapter II ... The Edging Glass.
Chapter III ... The Letters from the opps.
Chapter IV ... The Rizzler of the Keys.
Chapter V... Doom Scroll Alley.
Chapter VI ... The Ocky way from Platform Quandale and
Three Dabloons.
Chapter VII ... The Icking Hat
Chapter VIII ... The Aura Master.
Chapter IX ... The Midnight Goon
Chapter X ... Cheugy Halloween
Chapter XI ... Quidlit
Chapter XII ... The Mirror of Vibed.
Chapter XIII ... Old geezer.
Chapter XIV ... Norbert the Emo Glow Up.
Chapter XV ... The Delulu Forest.
Chapter XVI ... Through the Capdoor.
Chapter XVII ... The Alpha with two Race.
Chapter I
The Boy who rizzed.
Mr. and Mrs. Skibidi, of number four, Rigged Drive, were proud to cap that they were perfectly sigma, hatred fill my balls. They were the last people you’d expect to be peeper in anything out of the ordinary, because they just didn’t mew with such nonsense. Mr. Skibidi was a moderator of a firm called Reddit, which serve nothing. He was a big, Gen Z man with hardly any aura. Mrs. Skibidi was thin and blonde, just like a Karen. The Skibidis had a small son called Cuckley and imo there was no finer boy who could competed with such balls sticking, fatmaxxing, braindead lobotomized kid. Mrs. Skibidi has no sister, or does she? They also have a nephew who named Pogger who they refuse to acknowledge in their bloodline because Pogger always goon on his broom all day. When Mr. and Mrs. Skibidi woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our yapping starts, there was nothing about the Tik Tok trend outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country (best foreshadowing ever). Mr. Skibidi oxygenate as he picked out his gayest tie for work and at always, forgot how to tie it. Cuckley is scrolling through RUclips shorts with his titanium phone, iPad with padding because he keeps dropping it, another phone ( this time iPhone 21), a laptop, a TV, a MacBook, a folding phone, while playing Roblox with his noice-cancelling earbuds so he couldn't hear his mother cursing while pushing his fat fucking gyatt across and into the kitchen for breakfast. They failed to notice a tawny owl dominating the sky outside the window. Mr.Dursley left the house in forfeit when he tried to kiss his son's cheeks but dripped and kissed his balls instead ( -1000 Aura). He got into his car and backed out of number four‘s. It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something odd-a cat hitting the griddy. He quickly forgot about it because he had dementia. He then remembers the drills he has to work on about his subreddit with a person giving an opinion that he doesn't like. He also has to worry about his power trip getting removed if he does not reopen his subreddit. He again noticed strange people with cloaks but his dementia kicked in again and he forgot what he had just seen. Mr. Skibidi arrived in the Reddit parking lot ( If you can even consider one), his mind back on that post. Mr. Skibidi always sat with his back to the office room in his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn‘t, his fat ass would be pressing upon the seamless window for bystander to see.
He banned five different people. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he‘d stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery. He‘d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them next to the baker's. He caught a few words of what they are saying. „The Poggers, that‘s right, that‘s what I eavesdrop yes, their son, Harry.“
He banned five different people. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he‘d stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery. He‘d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them next to the baker's. He caught a few words of what they are saying. „The Poggers, that‘s right, that‘s what I eavesdrop yes, their son, Harry.“
Mr. Dursley stopped dead. Fear flooded him. He dashed across the road, he was still so worried that he ran straight into someone just beside the sidewalk.
„MOVE YOUR BAKA AHH ASS OUTTA HERE“ he shouted, as the tiny old man stumbled and almost fell. The man didn't feel upset ( Instant aura ) as he properly stand up and said in a squeaky voice: „Don‘t be mad bro! for nothing could ruin my mewing streak today! Cheer, for Skibimorth has taken the L at last! Even Muggles like yourself should be celebrating, this lit, LIT day!“
And the old man goon Mr. Skibidi around the middle and walked off. Mr. Skibidi was bamboozled. He had been shot by a complete stranger. He wiped the cemen off his body and hurried to his car and set off for home, hoping he was imagining things. He pulled into the driveway of number four and went into his home. His wife told him over dinner all about how Cuckley had learned a new word („Sigma!“). Mr. Skibidi tried to mew normally. He griddy into the living room in time to catch the last report on the evening news:
„And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported that the nation‘s owls have been freaky today. Although owls normally hunt at night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have been hundreds of sightings of these bids mewing in every direction since sunrise.
„AHHH! BRO YAPS TO MUCH!“ Mr. Skibidi groaned, as he sat down on his armchair, missing the last information the reporter was saying something about shooting stars. Mrs. Skibidi came into the living room carrying Mountain Dew.
He cleared his throat nervously.
„Petunia, you haven‘t heard from your sis lately, have you?“
As he had expected, Mrs. Skibidi was mewing whenever she felt angry.
„Nuh uh,“ she said when she finished mewing. „Wassup?“
„Well, I just thought... maybe... it was something to do with... you know... her crowd.“
Petunia was on that mewing grind again.
„I suppose so,“ said Petunia stiffly.
The Skibidis got into bed. Sleep hit 'em instantly.
Now let's yap about the cat outside.
The cat was waiting for something.... something for its to sit as still as a staute all day....
Nevermind there's a old boomer down the street and his name was Albus Dumbledore. He was busy rummaging in his cloak, looking for something and there it was! A polymer - framed, short-recoil -operated, striker-fired, locked-breech semi-automatic pistols designed and produced by Austrian manufacturer Glock Ges.m.b.H. ! He raised his bone thugs and took a shot at the nearest lamp. There was a loud bang and the sound of breaking glass. Twelve times he fired his glock until all lamp lights out.
„Goofy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall.“
He turned to mew at the tabby, but it had gone. Instead he was mewing at a rather severe-looking woman. To describe her appearance, please imagine an old villager wearing a green emerald cloak.
„What was that shooting fucking for, Albus‽“ she asked.
„You could have use your Deluminator!“ she said again.
„It'd be ill advised to say that, McGonagall. I have to give that loot for Ron.“ Dumbledore said clusmily.
„Wait, who's Ron?“ asked McGonagall confusingly.
„You will know after my death...“
„What the FUCK are you on, Albus‽“ McGonagall shouted.
„Uh-Oh! Hi McGonagall!,“ Dumbledore finally realized what he had just concocted. „Sorry for the inconvenience, Minerva. I passed a feast, for which someone gave me cool cool powder snort...“
„Oh yes, everyone‘s celebrating, all right,“ she said impatiently. „You‘d think they‘d be a bit more careful, but no-even the Muggles have noticed something‘s going on. It was on their news.“
„It‘s lucky it‘s dark. I haven‘t goon so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new rizz.“
Professor McGonagall shot a sharp look at Dumbledore.
„Lily and Jame's dead, sacrificing themsevles,“ said McGonagall. „And that Pogger boy survived with a scar when Lord Skibimorth tried to kill him.„
„Who asked.“ said Dumbledore.
„This is serious matter and you are keep acting childish! Are you losing your mind, Albus?“ McGonagall was so done with Dumbledore's brainrot. Dumbledore on the other hand, was looking at his Rolex watch then looked up at the sky above. A huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed on the road in front of them. There was a big man sitting on the bike, his named was Hagrid.
„Hagrid, oil up.“ demand Dumbledore.
„Not this time sir, maybe later,“ said Hagrid. „I‘ve griddy to bring Harry to his auntie and unc yo.“
„No cap.“ said Dumbledore, looking very sigma over the top of his half-moon glasses. „It would be enough to turn any boy‘s testicle. Sigma before he can griddy and mew! Sigma for something he won‘t even remember! Care you see how much better off he‘ll be, glowing up away from allat until he‘s ready to take it?“
McGonagall and Hagrid stood to see Dumbledore placing a baby boy inside a bundle of blankets right at the Skibidis doorstep.
„Could I-could I piss on his face, sir?“ asked Hagrid. He took out his great, shaggy beast over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy, whiskery piss.
„Rizz, Harry,“ Dumbledore murmured. He turned on his heel and with a swish of his cloak, he was gone.
Harry Pogger shit inside his blankets without waking up. He couldn‘t know that at this very moment, people meeting in strip club all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in sassy voices:
„To Harry Pogger-the boy who rizzed!“
This is absolutely terrifying
Yup
What in the brainrot. Thats so good and painfull to watch.
0:59 bro turned into packgod for like 3 secs💀
Fr bro💀🙏
Anyone gonna talk about how perfectly the "erm what the sigma" timed with the music? 0:44
No it didn’t lol
Now I want to rewrite the entire book series to be brainrot.
YES. Go mcnugget
I did not expect to see Lord Voldemort mewing today when I woke up this morning
the worst part is i understand every word
Seeing Voldemort hit the griddy is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.😂
roses are red
mice are grey
i lost my braincells
today
Why is this so well produced 😭😭😭
"You have an L hairline and a goofy aah gyatt with no recoil"
Bro I fucking lost it at that 🤣😆
😂😂"ur a rizzard harry" NAH I LOVE THIS😂😂
"Lord Skibimort" 💀💀💀
This is ridiculously well made
I feel like I’m in an alternate timeline-dystopian, no less 💀
I lost my brainsells... time to spread this around
0:40 bro be focusing so hard rn
“Every word you just spoke has made me violently angry”
Harry potter finished:
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