FREE Full Episode - The Point Blank Predator - Takedown with Chris Hansen

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  • @imnotthegiant8796
    @imnotthegiant8796 3 месяца назад +2043

    Imagine your dad swearing on your LIFE to a minor that he has no STD’s

  • @kyleb877
    @kyleb877 3 месяца назад +3854

    Another free episode? Yes surrrrrr

    • @billymurphy3
      @billymurphy3 3 месяца назад +89

      I respect the hell out of it

    • @tommieb1329
      @tommieb1329 3 месяца назад +54

      Yessirrrrr 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dianastephproduction
      @dianastephproduction 3 месяца назад +7

      😂😂

    • @mrwhoannon300
      @mrwhoannon300 3 месяца назад +6

      Ikr, can’t resist, thank god I work from home 🤣

    • @bonusbaby801
      @bonusbaby801 3 месяца назад +9

      Free Chris Hansen episode?? Like Ice Cube said, "It's a good day"👍

  • @martinhristov3670
    @martinhristov3670 2 месяца назад +932

    This is the 25 year old that still goes to high school parties

    • @ogadlogadl490
      @ogadlogadl490 2 месяца назад +9

      👏😂

    • @darren2900
      @darren2900 2 месяца назад +35

      He’s got the complete outfit, the can of monster and all

    • @TheJustinlm24
      @TheJustinlm24 Месяц назад +11

      Whats wrong with that?

    • @darren2900
      @darren2900 Месяц назад +8

      @ It’s a question

    • @Baddknewz
      @Baddknewz Месяц назад +51

      @@TheJustinlm24if you’re 25 you shouldn’t be hanging out with anyone who can’t sit at a bar. Don’t be a weirdo bro

  • @kreeves122
    @kreeves122 2 месяца назад +421

    He didn’t bring money bc he wasn’t planning on paying the girl, but was ABSOLUTELY still planning on getting what he came for! That’s what’s really scary about this one.

    • @amorl4520
      @amorl4520 Месяц назад

      Look at him! Total scum

    • @zaydensusfeetsauce812
      @zaydensusfeetsauce812 Месяц назад

      Exactly. Which means he was going to do any number of things to not pay.

    • @stpvtrick5943
      @stpvtrick5943 29 дней назад +20

      Yup!! Glossing right over that part... 😬

    • @MrUnrealisticallyrea
      @MrUnrealisticallyrea 29 дней назад +14

      Eeeeexaxtly I was saying that the whole time!

    • @aloniwade5609
      @aloniwade5609 27 дней назад +14

      RIGHT! i was thinking that exact same thing , he didn’t plan on paying that girl but was gonna get what he wanted , one way or another…

  • @stevienicks210
    @stevienicks210 3 месяца назад +2403

    4 kids, maybe he should rethink the whole no condom thing..... Yesssurrr

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 3 месяца назад +104

      He’s not the brightest star in the sky

    • @imJB23
      @imJB23 3 месяца назад +65

      He doesn't have to worry now

    • @chrisstevens3567
      @chrisstevens3567 3 месяца назад +91

      It seems that people who shouldn’t have kids have so many. And the ones that should have kids aren’t having enough.

    • @killakev9600
      @killakev9600 3 месяца назад +13

      With two different baby mamas smfh

    • @MiguelDLewis
      @MiguelDLewis 3 месяца назад +14

      @@chrisstevens3567 It's not that he shouldn't have kids. He shouldn't be visiting a minor. That's the real issue.

  • @rickyrichreacts9667
    @rickyrichreacts9667 3 месяца назад +4141

    “Yes sirrrrrr” 😂😂

    • @lolife1981
      @lolife1981 3 месяца назад +90

      Yes, sirrrr.

    • @spongebob6664
      @spongebob6664 3 месяца назад +86

      Yesssirrrrrrrr

    • @jc6800
      @jc6800 3 месяца назад +85

      Sounds like he thinks that helps his case

    • @2liv3films67
      @2liv3films67 3 месяца назад +30

      Yes siiiirr

    • @kenterminateddq5311
      @kenterminateddq5311 3 месяца назад +15

      8:21 I like it when Hansen spread his arms out as he yells at this fool lol.

  • @ogpotter23
    @ogpotter23 3 месяца назад +2078

    Hearing Chris uncensored is the cleanest best pleasure

    • @BoiHeMad
      @BoiHeMad 3 месяца назад +81

      Yesssuuurrrrr 😂

    • @Nathanmitchell1989
      @Nathanmitchell1989 3 месяца назад +25

      Great comment. "Ohhh I wanna hug you"...

    • @45L43
      @45L43 3 месяца назад +16

      Oh gawd

    • @aj200415
      @aj200415 3 месяца назад +33

      This comment never gets old…NEVER! The cleanest best pleasure trope is just the best😂

    • @Shinkiro160
      @Shinkiro160 3 месяца назад +7

      Ho lord!

  • @hansendesigns
    @hansendesigns 2 месяца назад +72

    No money makes you MORE scary. You’re there to get what you want without payment.

  • @120Pythons
    @120Pythons 3 месяца назад +2415

    "whatre you doing coming over here with no money? 🧐" Lol like Chris is the pimp

    • @zmanawsome
      @zmanawsome 3 месяца назад

      More like, "What are you doing coming over here with no penis?"

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 3 месяца назад +105

      😂 I almost lost it

    • @newkillergenius
      @newkillergenius 3 месяца назад +11

      baaahahaahaa

    • @poolside16190
      @poolside16190 3 месяца назад +57

      Chris is like Sonny in GTA Vice City. “Obviously you are suffering from hearing problems, so I'll try again. WHERE'S THE (GD) MONEY…?!”🤣

    • @trueblue7779
      @trueblue7779 3 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂

  • @Dyinglight7540
    @Dyinglight7540 3 месяца назад +1727

    He shows up with a knife and no money. I believe him he wasn't going to pay. But he wasn't leaving with nothing either. Absolute trash.

    • @velociraptor8984
      @velociraptor8984 3 месяца назад +142

      That was my immediate thought too ...

    • @mikeytaukamo7239
      @mikeytaukamo7239 3 месяца назад +98

      he wont see his kids after this comes out

    • @taybyat
      @taybyat 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, and no th@@@@@@ng either, because he shot it off…

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, to say he's white trash would be an understatement. WTF did his ex-wife see in him in the first place?? (Unless she's of the white trash race too).

    • @thedebatehitman
      @thedebatehitman 3 месяца назад +50

      Yes, sir.

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 3 месяца назад +801

    -Decoy: “I like a bad boy.”
    -This guy: “Great, because I’m bad at everything.”

  • @Cunuculover23
    @Cunuculover23 2 месяца назад +35

    “If a fire is hot I’m not gonna stick my hand in it”
    “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”
    This guy is full of bangers

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 23 дня назад +3

      "We're not here because you were singing too loud in church"
      Typical southerner, unable to construct novel sentences. Reminds me of the entirety of social media.

  • @commander1982
    @commander1982 3 месяца назад +2745

    “I gotta go get my vape” is the 2024 version of “I just wacked my toe on the bannister”

    • @jordanmccoy1099
      @jordanmccoy1099 3 месяца назад +115

      Those days with del Harvey being the decoy for boys and girls 😂😂

    • @Eternyl_bliss-nj9se
      @Eternyl_bliss-nj9se 3 месяца назад +66

      @@jordanmccoy1099 He/She was what we call non binary before it was a term. Imagine driving 4 hours and he/she/it answers the door.

    • @commander1982
      @commander1982 3 месяца назад +10

      @@Eternyl_bliss-nj9se 😂

    • @drewmckenna7
      @drewmckenna7 3 месяца назад

      My dads gonna kill me if I like bleed everywhere dude

    • @rachellejenkins4500
      @rachellejenkins4500 3 месяца назад +75

      Way more realistic than “I’ve gotta go change the laundry!!!”

  • @RyanWillDoIt
    @RyanWillDoIt 2 месяца назад +348

    “We’re not here because you were singing loud in church.” Is the most southern cop thing I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @youdontknowmegigna
    @youdontknowmegigna 3 месяца назад +805

    "You said you're down to. . PHOCK!"
    "Yezzziiirrrrrrr."

    • @Bandgeek1113
      @Bandgeek1113 3 месяца назад +12

      best

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 2 месяца назад

      Cleanest best pleasure 😅

    • @AvaRx-fo8cu
      @AvaRx-fo8cu 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mittymitts
      @mittymitts 2 месяца назад +8

      OMG! Come on I'm dying here your comment is too damn funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 2 месяца назад +21

      “I got a rap sheet long as PHOCK”
      😅

  • @jamesryan8513
    @jamesryan8513 2 месяца назад +78

    This is by far the craziest epsidoe yet...the questions from Chris are hilarious

    • @tomlevasseur8550
      @tomlevasseur8550 2 месяца назад +2

      And all with such control. I was cracking up.

    • @SoulforSale
      @SoulforSale Месяц назад +4

      That episode where he got two guys in the same neighborhood and the first guy was talking about the second guy the whole time and then they had to ride to the jail together was the funniest one.

    • @kevinlandaverde8524
      @kevinlandaverde8524 22 дня назад

      Definitely up there top 5 crazy episodes
      Do u remember Crazy Trinny ???
      TCAP Gold 😂

  • @robot_spider
    @robot_spider 3 месяца назад +615

    "I was cleaning my gun and it misfired."
    "I don't have sex with condoms"
    This guy isn't much on preventive precaution.

    • @garlicsalt5697
      @garlicsalt5697 3 месяца назад +27

      Darwin had to step in to remove him from the gene pool.

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter 3 месяца назад +15

      @@garlicsalt5697
      Unfortunately Darwin was too late.

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 3 месяца назад +3

      Please don’t tell me you believe the gun story.

    • @brokens1097
      @brokens1097 2 месяца назад +1

      Prevention or*

    • @DarwinWJ74
      @DarwinWJ74 2 месяца назад

      @@ErinKTheWriterI tried!

  • @mrcorncakez2410
    @mrcorncakez2410 3 месяца назад +710

    21:42 “you shot yourself in the penis?”
    That’s a sentence I’d never expect Chris Hansen to audibly say 😭😭😭😭

    • @dankkota
      @dankkota 3 месяца назад +45

      He wouldnt let it go he just had to know more 😅

    • @Anal_Annihilator
      @Anal_Annihilator 3 месяца назад +36

      Uncensored to me feels like RAW, no ruber

    • @BengalCatChilli
      @BengalCatChilli 3 месяца назад +17

      He was making the meme as good as possible for us 😂

    • @-Katastrophe
      @-Katastrophe 3 месяца назад +7

      maybe he should have aimed about 2 feet higher

    • @johnkloppenborg8052
      @johnkloppenborg8052 3 месяца назад +9

      Real life Cheddar Bob.

  • @paying-for-free-speech
    @paying-for-free-speech 3 месяца назад +817

    If he brought a knife and no cash, it really makes me wonder what his true intentions were.

    • @tralalalatrollin
      @tralalalatrollin 3 месяца назад +90

      Just just came from court so he armed himself afterwards

    • @paying-for-free-speech
      @paying-for-free-speech 3 месяца назад +103

      @@tralalalatrollin good point! Which obviously makes it way more concerning, Hansen may well have stopped a murder on this occasion.

    • @TFLN
      @TFLN 3 месяца назад +67

      100%. He’s trash & went there with terrible intentions.

    • @TheByron130
      @TheByron130 3 месяца назад +46

      It doesn't make me wonder at all. It's pretty clear what his intentions were. I'm glad they caught the scumbag.

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 3 месяца назад

      @@paying-for-free-speech maybe not murder, but definitely gRape.

  • @MarcusJohnson-p1v
    @MarcusJohnson-p1v 21 день назад +12

    John’s Range of Emotions:
    Yesss Siiirrr 😂
    Yesss Sir 😅
    Yes Sir 😢

  • @mrwhoannon300
    @mrwhoannon300 3 месяца назад +788

    He definitely thought Chris was the pimp for a slight split second 🤣

    • @beepboop97
      @beepboop97 3 месяца назад +58

      Honestly because why else would he start to tell him his actual day 😭

    • @Atomicblonde1113
      @Atomicblonde1113 Месяц назад +12

      Lol.. i noticed that.... he casually said hi to him..

  • @MrAllmightyCornholioz
    @MrAllmightyCornholioz 3 месяца назад +980

    A predator not knowing who Chris Hansen is is like a child not knowing who the Boogeyman is.

    • @joeybaseball7352
      @joeybaseball7352 3 месяца назад

      Or a basic white girl not knowing who Taylor Swift is.

    • @bern717
      @bern717 3 месяца назад +18

      Kinda like the guy who killed John Wick’s dog. Didn’t even know of Babayaga 👻

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 3 месяца назад +11

      Yeah it's pretty astonishing that there's criminals out there who have never even heard of the show.

    • @whispersmusic6173
      @whispersmusic6173 3 месяца назад +5

      Santa wouldve been a better comparison
      Most kids DONT know who the boogeyman is lol

    • @Sebastian_Michaelis
      @Sebastian_Michaelis 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@vladimirhorowitz this guy is young/old enough to be in my generation. It's weird knowing that people in their 20s may not have grown up with Hansen even though I did.

  • @aarongood5496
    @aarongood5496 2 месяца назад +296

    Cleaning a loaded firearm pretty much sums up how unintelligent this guy is

    • @zaydensusfeetsauce812
      @zaydensusfeetsauce812 Месяц назад

      He's also admitting to being a felon with a gun. And, a guy who wasn't planning on paying a child prostitute which is equally scary. What were his plans.

    • @eugenemurray2708
      @eugenemurray2708 25 дней назад +15

      Check out the boom mic womans face when he's explaining it, she could barely hold it together

    • @virginiawinch9261
      @virginiawinch9261 23 дня назад +4

      I know how they didn't fall apart, laughing. I don't know. Wow 😅😂

  • @jameskelly3502
    @jameskelly3502 Месяц назад +176

    I'm a proud gun owner.
    I usually get very pissed when people don't clear a gun before a cleaning.
    However, in this case, I'm glad he didn't clear that gun.

    • @loklie3226
      @loklie3226 24 дня назад +10

      He doesn't even know the difference between a clip and a magazine...😆

    • @jameskelly3502
      @jameskelly3502 24 дня назад +12

      @@loklie3226 Most people don't.
      In all fairness, unless you're making a purchase, doing inventory, or submitting a requisition form.
      It's not important, to know the difference.

    • @virginiawinch9261
      @virginiawinch9261 23 дня назад +1

      It's a lie

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 23 дня назад

      There really is no need to feel pride over owning something.

    • @TheBucknasty89
      @TheBucknasty89 20 дней назад

      That story still aint adding up

  • @dominickmasonry3878
    @dominickmasonry3878 3 месяца назад +551

    Chris is more aggressive than he used to be and that’s a good thing.

    • @johannsebastien
      @johannsebastien 3 месяца назад +54

      a rap sheet as long as FAWK!

    • @OliverKenneth
      @OliverKenneth 3 месяца назад +34

      doing this stuff can harden the heart.

    • @callmemurphz
      @callmemurphz 3 месяца назад +10

      @@johannsebastien rofl ur not the only one who noticed

    • @Kyra_of_Kerkyra
      @Kyra_of_Kerkyra 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @IvanChristopher.
      @IvanChristopher. 3 месяца назад +25

      He's heard the same piss poor excuses thousands of times probably

  • @fmlunchbox
    @fmlunchbox 3 месяца назад +599

    He wasnt just gonna meet a minor, he was gonna traumatize them with his Frankenweiner.

  • @nerdguyman
    @nerdguyman 3 месяца назад +425

    "We're not here because you were singing too loud in church" oooooh got em. Yes sirrrrr

  • @st.eldritch7121
    @st.eldritch7121 2 месяца назад +76

    21:51 boom mic girl has been trying not to laugh so hard since this part of the conversation started

    • @MyHam-os4bq
      @MyHam-os4bq 13 дней назад +1

      So was the camera guy next to her lol

  • @FeetFirstIntoWoodChipper
    @FeetFirstIntoWoodChipper 3 месяца назад +530

    Do not take a shot every time he says “YES SURRRRR”. That’s alcohol poisoning, for suuuure. 😂

    • @remymcnamara
      @remymcnamara 3 месяца назад +11

      I tried, and i couldn't keep up....

    • @BoiHeMad
      @BoiHeMad 3 месяца назад +17

      Yessuuuurrrrrrrr 😂

    • @ulysse9811
      @ulysse9811 3 месяца назад

      I tried and I ended up shooting myself in the 🍆

    • @Anna.T.
      @Anna.T. 3 месяца назад +7

      No surrrr, I will not.

    • @imjustsimply_shatara
      @imjustsimply_shatara 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣

  • @nightstorm9872
    @nightstorm9872 3 месяца назад +347

    Chris Hansen: "Subs do you want more free episodes?"
    Subs: "Yessssurrrrr"

    • @beepboop97
      @beepboop97 3 месяца назад +10

      Honestly this should be the top comment 😂

    • @DackDavenport
      @DackDavenport 29 дней назад

      Grubby subs

  • @5TC
    @5TC 3 месяца назад +455

    Hearing Chris say "f*cking" is just so weird and unnatural but funny as well

    • @timflemming4christ
      @timflemming4christ 3 месяца назад +26

      It's the cleanest best pleasure

    • @Zandar1990
      @Zandar1990 3 месяца назад

      FOOKINGG

    • @TheWrathfulProser
      @TheWrathfulProser 3 месяца назад +6

      I was just gonna make comment about this. When I heard it, it was super weird 😂

    • @Voysh2Voysh69
      @Voysh2Voysh69 3 месяца назад +24

      It’s hilarious in its own way. But I still love when Chris would always say “blank.”
      “Legs spread and I’ll BLANK you right away.”

    • @thekingofkingsrp
      @thekingofkingsrp 3 месяца назад +9

      No FCC restrictions, got to love it.

  • @DentyOne
    @DentyOne 6 дней назад +11

    After seeing his nails, I'm inclined to believe he tunneled his way to the decoy house.

  • @iansonyoutube
    @iansonyoutube 3 месяца назад +636

    "You meeting kids online?"
    "Yessssssur?"

    • @NewsToAstonish
      @NewsToAstonish 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @shanecle
      @shanecle 3 месяца назад +2

      “Das rite”, “yessssiiiirrrr” lol

    • @Town_Bound
      @Town_Bound 3 месяца назад +2

      Boy thought he was Pretty Ricky with all them yes surrrrrs 😂

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic 3 месяца назад

      Yessir* not sur

    • @YourWelshRaptor
      @YourWelshRaptor 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ImGoingSupersonicIf you really want to go there, then it's "Yes, sir," not "Yessir."

  • @CGB_Crash
    @CGB_Crash 3 месяца назад +335

    Gotta love the ones who say they knew it was a setup.
    "I knew it was a bear trap! I purposefully stuck my foot in it! I wanted to lose this foot anyway!"

    • @BambooRedPandaz
      @BambooRedPandaz 3 месяца назад +16

      Mhmm… if you knew it was a setup… why would you come? 😬

    • @FNigslol
      @FNigslol 3 месяца назад +1

      Wow this is really not funny. I see why you are an internet addict and not a comedian

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 3 месяца назад +21

      @@FNigslol uh oh. Pdf alert.

    • @BardOfThothApollon
      @BardOfThothApollon 2 месяца назад +9

      I never liked that foot. It was the least favorite of my foots. If anything, you did me a favor.

    • @randybobandy7987
      @randybobandy7987 2 месяца назад

      ​@@FNigslol rage baiting freak

  • @amic403
    @amic403 3 месяца назад +279

    Doesn't bring cash... but does bring a knife.

  • @cmanweavster8357
    @cmanweavster8357 27 дней назад +18

    When he goes to prison and the prisoners ask if he's a child predator, he better answer Yessur

  • @boopbooperson1654
    @boopbooperson1654 3 месяца назад +279

    Love how it went from interrogation to genuine story time in handcuffs. Everyone almost forgot why they were originally there lol.

    • @julikeah
      @julikeah 3 месяца назад +15

      Amazing stuff. Didn't want it to end.

    • @rachexl
      @rachexl 3 месяца назад +22

      he was hoping at the end of the story he could be like "alright guys well nice to meet you" and walk out of the doors

    • @bern717
      @bern717 3 месяца назад +4

      That’s a. Good point. We never really see something like this in Tcap and HvP lmao

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 3 месяца назад +310

    It’s really funny how the decoys used to need stories for leaving the room but now it’s just “let me get my vape real quick”

  • @brianross6379
    @brianross6379 3 месяца назад +156

    “It don’t function right, meaning it don’t function at all?” 😂😂😂😂 damn Chris that was COLD 🥶😂

    • @bdh711
      @bdh711 2 месяца назад +13

      I love how literally no one is talking about that segment, Chris was INVESTED 😂😂😂

    • @OnDutyHighlights
      @OnDutyHighlights Месяц назад +2

      @@bdh711 I mean, as a guy, that is single handedly the biggest fear of any man. And for it to happen to anybody, it's hard to imagine. I don't even know how he goes on, genuinely.

    • @MyHam-os4bq
      @MyHam-os4bq 13 дней назад +1

      “It don’t function right, it don’t work at all.”
      “So how does it work? Does it work at all?”
      “No, it don’t work. It don’t work at all.”
      “So it don’t work? Like at all?”
      I was at the edge of my seat waiting to hear if it works at all 🤣

  • @brianrobertson1211
    @brianrobertson1211 Месяц назад +20

    Mr. Hansen, thank you for protecting children. Some people belong behind bars.

    • @will.green.
      @will.green. 3 дня назад

      yes, putting kids behind bars would protect them, but thats not fair to the kids

  • @BourneSupremacy1906
    @BourneSupremacy1906 3 месяца назад +122

    5:32 “What are u doing coming over here with NO MONEY!?” 🤣

    • @adams115
      @adams115 2 месяца назад +22

      Pimp Handsome

    • @Humble_Legend
      @Humble_Legend 26 дней назад +2

      @@adams115 That's pure gold!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DaneWhipple-tk7lt
    @DaneWhipple-tk7lt 3 месяца назад +112

    First time a predator has ever blanked himself in the blank.

    • @had1223
      @had1223 Месяц назад +5

      And they weren't blanks in that shotgun

    • @Spiceluvj
      @Spiceluvj 19 дней назад +1

      😂

    • @starsapphirelee5714
      @starsapphirelee5714 19 дней назад

      They should have let them see it. I wish the police interrigation was filmed, this one is great! I think on Dateline, Chris used to let the perp talk to the decoy a bit longer, & have more proof.

    • @MyHam-os4bq
      @MyHam-os4bq 13 дней назад +1

      This deserves way more likes haha

    • @eh-i1841
      @eh-i1841 12 часов назад

      That made me laugh out loud.😂

  • @festiva93
    @festiva93 3 месяца назад +178

    “We’re not here because you were singing too loud in church.” 😂 -PD

  • @j.burgess4459
    @j.burgess4459 Месяц назад +7

    "Church?"
    "I haven't found a church yet".
    (Unintentional comedy gold.)

  • @dangerzone24
    @dangerzone24 3 месяца назад +295

    His ex probably had the affair because of the way he says "yezzuuurrr" over and over.

    • @PEEINFACE
      @PEEINFACE 3 месяца назад +1

      Probably the years away really

    • @Indianawhiskeyandbourbon
      @Indianawhiskeyandbourbon 3 месяца назад +12

      I work with a couple guys that talk the same way....... I try to avoid talking to them.

    • @Anna.T.
      @Anna.T. 3 месяца назад +5

      Bet he screams that when he’s … arriving 😑

    • @giancarlocarattini4985
      @giancarlocarattini4985 3 месяца назад +4

      We say that in Alabama. A lot.

    • @helgafrahmann4201
      @helgafrahmann4201 2 месяца назад +1

      Is this inmate behavior???

  • @UpdoggWhattt
    @UpdoggWhattt 3 месяца назад +255

    This guy was NOT cleaning his gun. I bet he carried it gangster style, ie tucked in his pants. And he probably had poor trigger discipline and shot himself when pulling it out, probably while standing in front of his mirror and practicing gangster poses.
    Edit: Also, it is hilarious that he thought that story would get him off (no pun intended), but all he got was having the internet know about his Cheddar Bob antics.

    • @DrSchor
      @DrSchor 3 месяца назад +5

      true

    • @NT-lq3lq
      @NT-lq3lq 3 месяца назад

      That pun was definitely intended, I'm just saying, I'm not gay or anything, I'm just saying

    • @ThaKenMan
      @ThaKenMan 3 месяца назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Dontevenknowfam
      @Dontevenknowfam 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sharonrigs7999
      @sharonrigs7999 3 месяца назад +16

      He calls the mag, ' the clip '
      That says it all

  • @PixelReaper
    @PixelReaper 3 месяца назад +138

    You clean a gun with the safety off and a loaded mag. Fucking hell thats irresponsible.

    • @Dontevenknowfam
      @Dontevenknowfam 3 месяца назад +37

      Yessuurrr

    • @hydrogen3266
      @hydrogen3266 3 месяца назад +18

      I don’t want to sound “political,” but I just don’t think you should be allowed to own a gun if you’re that irresponsible and unsafe. This moron could have accidentally killed another person or himself bc of ignorance and negligence with a deadly weapon
      It’s the same reason you need to lock guns away from children (they don’t know any better, neither does this idiot)

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 3 месяца назад +2

      Don't most pistols not have a safety

    • @eviemoody
      @eviemoody 3 месяца назад +7

      I wasn’t buying his story because I thought “no one’s that stupid”… but then I remembered why he’s at the sting house and yup he’s THAT stupid.

    • @iqis5962
      @iqis5962 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Rocko1990depends, glocks are in the trigger so ND’s are more common. Only if you’re stupid though

  • @zippgunn1680
    @zippgunn1680 Месяц назад +11

    Gets shot in the sickle, catches his wife in bed, then gets busted in a sting featuring none other than Chris Hansen! Talk about bad luck!!!😂...........yezzirrr!

  • @Waughdizzle
    @Waughdizzle 3 месяца назад +80

    The boom mic operator's face when he talks about how his thang don't work is pure GOLD 😂

  • @melanin_monroe1897
    @melanin_monroe1897 3 месяца назад +106

    Chris said “what you doing coming over here with no money?” 🤣🤣🤣Son is wicked!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pardner48
    @pardner48 3 месяца назад +639

    I can't wait to watch this video with my family, just me my mommy and my daddy

    • @MarySmith-ym2ib
      @MarySmith-ym2ib 3 месяца назад

      Crawl back under your rock and take your meds, cr**p.

    • @SoulaGames7241
      @SoulaGames7241 3 месяца назад +28

      W comment

    • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461
      @jpsailorallaboardmatey461 3 месяца назад +47

      Easily one of the most (if possibly not the most) cringe moments in all of these! 😂

    • @PjDurkin-m9s
      @PjDurkin-m9s 3 месяца назад +25

      is your mommy going to say " you know what I don't want this 🍪"

    • @fuckyzeit
      @fuckyzeit 3 месяца назад +7

      Will there be any drugs involved?

  • @porshataylor-ee5ri
    @porshataylor-ee5ri Месяц назад +9

    I know it isn't funny, but Oh my goodness, im laughing so hard. The questions you asked, and the answers he gave. He's been in the mountains all his life, drinking moonshine. I'm sure of it lol

  • @CloudSociety420
    @CloudSociety420 3 месяца назад +117

    Hearing Chris uncensored is so weird! Im so used to him “blank”ing words for us lol

  • @WingsofWendysChilli
    @WingsofWendysChilli 3 месяца назад +124

    How’s it hanging?
    “It’s gone.”

    • @diannawalker758
      @diannawalker758 3 месяца назад +3

      ROTFLMFAO!!

    • @ShasMonique
      @ShasMonique 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣

    • @APPALACHIAN_MOTH
      @APPALACHIAN_MOTH 3 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @zombiemeg
      @zombiemeg 2 месяца назад +3

      @@diannawalker758 ROTFLMFrankenweiner off! ( hat tip to a previous commenter for the frankenweiner comment 😂)

    • @SoulforSale
      @SoulforSale Месяц назад

      😂🤣

  • @Daxkor
    @Daxkor 3 месяца назад +211

    "This one blows me away" i see what you did there chris.

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 месяца назад +20

      Always felt that Chris would be a great stand-up comedian! His zingers are timeless.

  • @Deleted11100
    @Deleted11100 19 дней назад +7

    'It's hard to get it to do anything" seems quite a contradicting statement

  • @jackrincon2871
    @jackrincon2871 3 месяца назад +156

    As someone who was physically abused by his elementary school principal and never got the justice that should’ve been served extra hot I just wanna say Chris Hanson thank you for protecting the kids you’ve inspired so many people to do good you’re like the Kevin conroy Batman of catching predators thank you man fr

    • @calmandprosperous
      @calmandprosperous 3 месяца назад +5

      @@jackrincon2871 If that really happened to you then I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully that person never hurt anyone else for what it's worth, but it doesn't sound like it based on what you said.

    • @jackrincon2871
      @jackrincon2871 3 месяца назад +5

      @@calmandprosperous thanks btw I still deal with that and much more shite with weed

    • @revdrtiffanyfoster
      @revdrtiffanyfoster 3 месяца назад +6

      I am so sorry for what happened to you. My husband had a similar experience when he was in elementary school. He was abused by his gym teacher. May both of your abusers rot in hellfire.

    • @TheWrathfulProser
      @TheWrathfulProser 3 месяца назад +9

      I don’t think people understand how often this happens. I’ve been molested many times by different people of different ages. I get harassed in some way almost every time I set foot into a store. I remember the time a high school kid who was the camp counselor of a camp group whom I never had kissed me in front of the bus as I left. He just turned me around one day and started talking like you’re so cute etc. he kissed me on the lips and touched me while he hugged me. In front of the bus filled with kids and a bus driver. I was nine. He was 17 or 18. I remember his name. I recently googled it and saw someone with the same name from the same area who works with kids in the tv industry. And IF it IS him, he has to be stopped. His name always haunts me. Everything is right like the year he graduated high school etc. I told my mom when it happened but we kept quiet because we didn’t have proof. He did this every year to different kids. And in front of people like the adults at the camp. I remember it so clearly. It’s burned in my skull. I wouldn’t even know how to start gathering proof. That’s one of the frustrations and heart breaks. The lack of care people have towards this plague of disgusting men and women taking advantage of children should also be punished. If you witness it you’re just as guilty. It leads the child on a self destructive path that they get blamed for. @jackrincon2871 I get you 💯 ❤ @chrishansen and @trublu please don’t stop doing this work.

    • @carriehartman1787
      @carriehartman1787 2 месяца назад +2

      I am so sorry this happened to you.

  • @Papawheelie57
    @Papawheelie57 3 месяца назад +132

    neither head works now lmao

    • @Jimsalos
      @Jimsalos 3 месяца назад +12

      No sir! 😂

    • @amberlynn8591
      @amberlynn8591 3 месяца назад +3

      Thank Cawd😆🤣

    • @ari_daviss
      @ari_daviss 3 дня назад

      Damnnnn this is a good one😂😂😂😂

  • @Teapo64
    @Teapo64 3 месяца назад +148

    I counted and we have
    40 "Yes surr"
    6 "No surr"

    • @OnTheArchipelago
      @OnTheArchipelago 3 месяца назад +24

      Thank you for your service

    • @owenwragg4415
      @owenwragg4415 3 месяца назад +8

      🫡🫡🫡

    • @StealAdobo
      @StealAdobo 3 месяца назад +8

      The hero we didn't know we needed 😂

    • @giancarlocarattini4985
      @giancarlocarattini4985 3 месяца назад

      We Alabamians do have a reputation for not being the shiniest apples on the tree, but shooting your own d!ck off and STILL going to try have sex with a 15 y/o prostitute, then getting caught in a sting operation is BEYOND stupid...unless in reality, he's originally from Mississippi.

    • @ryan8165
      @ryan8165 3 месяца назад +4

      THANK YOU 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heluvvvjo
    @Heluvvvjo Месяц назад +5

    Him side eyeing the camera like 5 times had me laughing 😂

  • @Decembererykah23
    @Decembererykah23 3 месяца назад +238

    Chris Hansen : I have a rap sheet long as fuu%k! 😂

    • @andrewlewis5251
      @andrewlewis5251 3 месяца назад +12

      y he say it like that lmao 🤣

    • @birdybea2208
      @birdybea2208 3 месяца назад +14

      My guy is 100% locked in to being unscripted, love and miss him on to catch a predator. But here he is letting his anger rip in the most professional-ish way 😂😂😂

    • @JohnPaul-jn1fo
      @JohnPaul-jn1fo 3 месяца назад +1

      yessssurrrr

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar 3 месяца назад +1

      Considering he shot it off, that's probably not very long.

    • @DBR00
      @DBR00 3 месяца назад

      Yes surrrrrr

  • @johnweisbrod2835
    @johnweisbrod2835 3 месяца назад +114

    19:34 “I’ll show it to yo-“
    Chris: “I don’t need to see it” 💀💀

    • @bern717
      @bern717 3 месяца назад +3

      Shades of Alonzo Hampton Wade.
      “What were you doing with your pants there ?”
      😂😂😂😂

    • @Kyra_of_Kerkyra
      @Kyra_of_Kerkyra 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @Unstoppable_Unicorn
    @Unstoppable_Unicorn 3 месяца назад +164

    He totally was going to use that knife in exchange for the $50 he said he would pay…

    • @cherokeethomas8656
      @cherokeethomas8656 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Unstoppable_Unicorn my thoughts exactly smh

    • @dickieradd
      @dickieradd 3 месяца назад

      Yup. Saying "I have no money" as proof he wouldnt do anything is actually scarier than having money.

    • @CloudSociety420
      @CloudSociety420 3 месяца назад +5

      Devils advocate here, he is wearing work clothes and work boots, might just be something he carries 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @PallasAndDove
      @PallasAndDove 3 месяца назад +34

      @@CloudSociety420He was just in COURT

    • @junemarshall-kingsley566
      @junemarshall-kingsley566 2 месяца назад +6

      He kept saying, "I didn't bring any money," like people were going to think he couldn't do any harm. His twisted logic demonstrates the low IQ that landed him in a life of trouble.

  • @LulzSec411
    @LulzSec411 Месяц назад +8

    If I had a dollar for every time he said "Yes Sir" I'd be rich. Haha 😂

  • @cherokeethomas8656
    @cherokeethomas8656 3 месяца назад +180

    Free full episodes are the cleanest, best pleasure.

    • @zipsidian
      @zipsidian 3 месяца назад +2

      Lol

    • @cherokeethomas8656
      @cherokeethomas8656 3 месяца назад

      @outroking bahahaha

    • @Aliusx11
      @Aliusx11 3 месяца назад +4

      We’re friends now lol love old TCAP Episodes 😂

    • @ArcaneAcadia
      @ArcaneAcadia 3 месяца назад +4

      Don’t tell anybody about it. I wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing.

    • @christopherwallace1999
      @christopherwallace1999 3 месяца назад +3

      Are you going to comment on this on every single episode ?

  • @jordanalbano9780
    @jordanalbano9780 3 месяца назад +72

    “We’re not here because you were singing too loud in church” getting arrested in the south is wild because any excuse you give the cops, they’ll have some backwoods country saying that will just shut down your whole argument in its tracks

    • @giancarlocarattini4985
      @giancarlocarattini4985 3 месяца назад +12

      You said a mouthful there, son. Very correct. We usually end up about as confused as a cow on AstroTurf.

    • @ooitscherry6851
      @ooitscherry6851 3 месяца назад

      @@giancarlocarattini4985by georgie!

    • @areinahensley2739
      @areinahensley2739 2 месяца назад +7

      Guess you didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday huh?

    • @AvaRx-fo8cu
      @AvaRx-fo8cu 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 2 месяца назад +3

      From the south. Can confirm.

  • @kylesisk7348
    @kylesisk7348 3 месяца назад +50

    He did say one truthful thing at least. “I don’t even got $50 on my cashapp.”

  • @LugNut44044
    @LugNut44044 17 дней назад +3

    That lady holding the boom mic was cracking me up!!

  • @ted.angell7609
    @ted.angell7609 3 месяца назад +175

    Just a reminder: there are a bunch of rich and powerful guys doing this too, but we still haven’t seen ep-steen’s client list.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 месяца назад +24

      Bet there's a lot of crossover with the Diddy list

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 3 месяца назад +21

      @@A6Legit quite likely. And look at how our minds are being conditioned, to get outraged about a broke nobody doing this, while rich “respectable” men are doing basically the same thing and it’s being swept under the carpet.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 месяца назад

      @@ted.angell7609 I have a sneaking suspicion that it's the same people behind it that allowed them both to go on so long.

    • @samiak112
      @samiak112 3 месяца назад +4

      🤔 yeah, what happened to that???

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 месяца назад

      @@ted.angell7609 my comment got deleted saying I bet it's the same people behind both.

  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 3 месяца назад +44

    "SO you're a handy fella?" "Yessir." "Except with a gun."..........Savage!

    • @Sigmund1924
      @Sigmund1924 11 дней назад

      “Well Sir, I used to be a handy fella but then the accident happened. Now my hand doesn’t seem good for much anymore.”

  • @bearwilliams
    @bearwilliams 3 месяца назад +119

    Cheddar Bob 2024

  • @loyaldogpublishingllc915
    @loyaldogpublishingllc915 10 дней назад +4

    His private doesn’t work but he has 4 young children ! SMH!😂😂😂

  • @kovu159
    @kovu159 3 месяца назад +184

    The camera guy popping out of the cupboard sent my sides to the moon 🌙 😂

    • @DaveandDebe
      @DaveandDebe 3 месяца назад +1

      🤣

    • @christhoene6141
      @christhoene6141 3 месяца назад +16

      No doubt. I heard they even put a camera under this leaf.

    • @candyqueenify
      @candyqueenify 3 месяца назад +1

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @TheBeautifulOne_Char
      @TheBeautifulOne_Char 3 месяца назад +1

      #Kovu
      LOL...never heard it put that way before....lol.....
      *sides to the moon* 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣 " that's a good one" 💯

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 3 месяца назад

      ​@@TheBeautifulOne_Charto the moon Alice!

  • @LUM-kb2rl
    @LUM-kb2rl 3 месяца назад +48

    Not gonna lie, seeing Chris dressed like he's about to do a smash and grab makes the whole thing so much sillier. Usually the suit makes them assume hes a cop, but the black hoodie gives off more of a "i broke in and accidentally caught you" vibe 😂

    • @LWNightmareSheriff
      @LWNightmareSheriff 2 месяца назад

      Lolll

    • @will.green.
      @will.green. 3 дня назад

      still wearing the white socks with the all black. senior move

    • @ari_daviss
      @ari_daviss 3 дня назад

      STOPPP the end part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gpet23
    @gpet23 3 месяца назад +232

    I’ll sacrifice the Steelers v Ravens and a pizza for this 😮

    • @KaylaArmsrong
      @KaylaArmsrong 3 месяца назад +16

      Omg what about looking for work and stuff?

    • @saintgtx
      @saintgtx 3 месяца назад +16

      @@KaylaArmsrong Some of us work from home, and have downtime, Kayla

    • @Anal_Annihilator
      @Anal_Annihilator 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@KaylaArmsrong kewl

    • @dhavalghone9398
      @dhavalghone9398 3 месяца назад +12

      I love the culture that Chris Hansen has made

    • @AtlasZero13
      @AtlasZero13 3 месяца назад +1

      You must throw a mean party

  • @goldni4429
    @goldni4429 2 месяца назад +17

    He said yes sir 513 times....

  • @july5345
    @july5345 3 месяца назад +130

    hes 26 but looks 40. I've never seen anyone in their 20s with a wrinkled up face like that.

    • @chrisstevens3567
      @chrisstevens3567 3 месяца назад +60

      It’s called drugs good sir

    • @PennsylvaniaJuggalo
      @PennsylvaniaJuggalo 3 месяца назад +23

      Pedophiles have a lot of stress

    • @dannymurzea
      @dannymurzea 3 месяца назад +42

      Meth... Sirrr

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased 3 месяца назад +19

      I'm 2 years older than this guy and he looks like he could be my weird uncle

    • @kajwaverider9353
      @kajwaverider9353 3 месяца назад +11

      The midwest will do that to you

  • @MisterKatz
    @MisterKatz 3 месяца назад +78

    From court to chris hanson to jail. Wonderful story.

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd 3 месяца назад +2

      Brings a tear to the eye

    • @djuablume12
      @djuablume12 3 месяца назад +4

      I have never ever read short book like this with a Happy Ending in THE END. :)

  • @SirJones357
    @SirJones357 3 месяца назад +109

    Chris Hansen can make a Buddhist monk spill every detail of their life after 5 years of silence

    • @calmandprosperous
      @calmandprosperous 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SirJones357 That's probably gonna be the next episode

  • @e5m956
    @e5m956 Месяц назад +1

    "What did they have to do to fix it?"
    I had to pause it right there.... I almost had an aneurysm I was laughing so hard! Oh cawd.... 😆😂🤣

    • @e5m956
      @e5m956 Месяц назад +1

      So I reluctantly pressed play and continued on and...
      "Is there medicine for that?" 😅🤣🥴

  • @conor0927
    @conor0927 3 месяца назад +52

    “I don’t smoke, well only cigarettes” 😂

  • @TheFroggyDragon
    @TheFroggyDragon 3 месяца назад +98

    The way the camera man came out of the food pantry absolutely killed me 😂

    • @BallsdeepSnake
      @BallsdeepSnake 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Leedsunited.robson
      @Leedsunited.robson 3 месяца назад

      He came out like 'surprise motherfucker' 😂

    • @robertmistkowski9879
      @robertmistkowski9879 3 месяца назад +1

      I feel like he knew there were cameras there or somebody there because he was given the side I the whole time plus they were playing by the front door early in the video

    • @Stephenc35753
      @Stephenc35753 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@robertmistkowski9879 "side I" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lethalvidzcreated
    @lethalvidzcreated 3 месяца назад +32

    @4:56 when he says “Yessiiirrr”, he said it like you should be proud of him for doing what he’s supposed to do, GOING TO COURT. Ohh buddy 😂🤣

  • @JoyceTelfer
    @JoyceTelfer 11 дней назад +1

    Chris! How did you keep a straight face at the end? Definitely should be a Darwin Award winner and the best line he had was when he said he didn't like guns anymore.........apparently guns don't like him either!!! LOL

  • @packapunchwhips
    @packapunchwhips 3 месяца назад +225

    Another free episode? Well I’ll watch’ya!

    • @stevewilkos7504
      @stevewilkos7504 3 месяца назад +39

      I don't want to reply to this comment I just want to go to the beach.

    • @cj-5426
      @cj-5426 3 месяца назад +8

      @@packapunchwhips lmaoooooo this legit took me out

    • @DarthFurie
      @DarthFurie 3 месяца назад +15

      My excuse is that I'm going to 'Lantic City

    • @raminMTL
      @raminMTL 3 месяца назад +7

      Watch ya. Reply to ya. Like ya.

    • @vectro4284
      @vectro4284 3 месяца назад +2

      The cleanest, best pleasure.

  • @zipsidian
    @zipsidian 3 месяца назад +134

    Free episodes don’t come around very often, I’m gonna have to watch this again and again.

    • @DaveandDebe
      @DaveandDebe 3 месяца назад

      Every one is exactly the same., they weren't going to do anything😅

    • @kowalskivideos6476
      @kowalskivideos6476 3 месяца назад +1

      I see what you did there

    • @zipsidian
      @zipsidian 3 месяца назад

      @@kowalskivideos6476 hahahah on some of the old videos people have made predator accounts and included the pictures and only write quotes from their interview in the comments section. The TCAP community is so funny!

    • @arthurmorgan8991
      @arthurmorgan8991 3 месяца назад

      Go to work, come home, and swing by to watch this video.

    • @GD-qo6ky
      @GD-qo6ky Месяц назад +2

      @@DaveandDebe I was just on my way to the beach

  • @LadyMaeloraBeesbury
    @LadyMaeloraBeesbury 3 месяца назад +63

    The boom lady's face at 19:42 is the best part of this takedown 😂😂😂

    • @bern717
      @bern717 3 месяца назад +9

      That’s Chris’ niece

    • @doclime4792
      @doclime4792 3 месяца назад +7

      We need those The Office style cutaways into an interview segment of the camera crew where she's like "yeah I enjoy my job."

  • @saschaeggert2148
    @saschaeggert2148 2 месяца назад +9

    "So you shot yourself in the p...s?!" "Yesssur!"

  • @shethingsd
    @shethingsd 3 месяца назад +79

    My video self paused at 19:42 immediately after Chris said, "So they shot you through the penis?" Like the entire WiFi service of my tiny country of Belize paused and was like, "Hold up, Chris, What the Actual?"

    • @Angelonwheels24
      @Angelonwheels24 3 месяца назад +5

      I laughed so hard when he said that

    • @charlieberry7562
      @charlieberry7562 3 месяца назад +1

      As malicious as his intentions were I feel more compassion could be given to him regarding his genital accident. Hanson was mostly sympathetic in that regard, but sometimes he wasn’t quite as sensitive as he could be. I just think of those who have gone through similar things and I think how they wouldn’t wish for us to joke about it. You know? I had stitching in mine after surgeries as 18 and I mighta taken my life if I heard sone of these comments laughing at that stuff. Not saying you did, but some here do

    • @Youtubeiscommunisttrash
      @Youtubeiscommunisttrash 3 месяца назад +1

      No sympathy for sickos

    • @OhioBoii330
      @OhioBoii330 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂 I swear I was just about to timestamp that exact spot!!! 😂😂😂😂 you beat me to it 😂😂

  • @SteinzVsKnives
    @SteinzVsKnives 3 месяца назад +66

    chris out here looking like a terrifying mob boss lmao

    • @THEKINGKILLER008
      @THEKINGKILLER008 3 месяца назад +2

      He definitely wants to take this guy on a fishing trip 😂

  • @TheIrishRushin
    @TheIrishRushin 3 месяца назад +105

    Way to tell the whole world your Junk doesn't work anymore.

    • @jasontaylor7384
      @jasontaylor7384 2 месяца назад

      Ik I wanted to find out for myself (;

    • @notnice94
      @notnice94 Месяц назад

      One of the classic excuses on this show.

  • @ninjastiz9046
    @ninjastiz9046 Месяц назад +5

    The cop that had to walk away at 23:10 because he couldn't stop "coughing" (laughing) at the story is killing me

  • @Iamdanieldecker
    @Iamdanieldecker 3 месяца назад +45

    Chris doesn’t give a piss anymore abt not cussing lmao

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 месяца назад

      Freedom

  • @christopherbigbear4908
    @christopherbigbear4908 3 месяца назад +59

    He didn't have any money but he did have a knife on him. That doesn't sound like his plans were transactional

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 2 месяца назад

      BS probably just habit

    • @sebastianlarsson6053
      @sebastianlarsson6053 2 месяца назад

      Why defend a predator? ​@@thecommunistdoggo1008

    • @vihaze6725
      @vihaze6725 2 месяца назад +3

      @@thecommunistdoggo1008 You keep defending him until multiple comments. it's very suspicious.

  • @carriedietz8387
    @carriedietz8387 3 месяца назад +71

    It’s funny hearing Chris cuss😂

    • @christhoene6141
      @christhoene6141 3 месяца назад +8

      No doubt…I keep expecting him to say “Do you trim your blank?”

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 2 месяца назад

      If by funny you mean amazing.

  • @friendlikem3gan
    @friendlikem3gan Месяц назад +4

    So what was he gonna do if it doesn't work right? Just flap it in the wind? 😂😂

  • @caribooskidoo3997
    @caribooskidoo3997 2 месяца назад +40

    Still wearing his wedding ring after a divorce from a cheating wife. Doesn't make sense at all.

    • @SoulforSale
      @SoulforSale Месяц назад +6

      Men with wedding ring attract women like a magnet.

    • @Re_Painte_Gaemz
      @Re_Painte_Gaemz Месяц назад +1

      Well, I heard some wedding rings are hard to pull off, and some people had them stuck on their fingers, probably not the case for this guy, but just to point that out.

  • @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779
    @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779 3 месяца назад +70

    06:51 "you talk about Fawking!" - Chris Hansen

  • @rdhartsel
    @rdhartsel 3 месяца назад +30

    Chris: "What went through your head?"
    Pred John: "About 80grains of hot lead!"

  • @gabbi2739
    @gabbi2739 2 месяца назад

    Chris Hansen repeating everything he says back to him is taking me tf out.😆 “yessir” to the most embarrassing questions haha I love it