This Cat is Broken

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @hammayonnaise4948
    @hammayonnaise4948 5 лет назад +1967

    Instead of wagging your tail you wag the ENTIRE butt imma go teach my cat that now

    • @sjb2202
      @sjb2202 5 лет назад +24

      Belvein Show my dog does that he’s a little shiatsu and it’s fucking hilarious

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +7

      haha that dog is living hard in the paint

    • @aimcomlah
      @aimcomlah 5 лет назад +4

      My dog does the same thing.

    • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
      @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 5 лет назад +6

      as a man once said, you know what you gonna do with that big fat butt? wiggle wiggle wiggle.

    • @Uma_and_friends
      @Uma_and_friends 5 лет назад

      australian shepards 101
      lol

  • @christineannelly4509
    @christineannelly4509 4 года назад +3186

    "The Mitsubishi Outlander only received a basic rating"
    Car: *proceeds to break mannequin in half*

    • @cliors200
      @cliors200 4 года назад +120

      That's what you call natural selection

    • @alexsimaimulte5506
      @alexsimaimulte5506 4 года назад +46

      *thats basic*

    • @katherined717
      @katherined717 4 года назад +21

      Very basic actually, so basic it impresses me.

    • @alder6717
      @alder6717 4 года назад +4

      Ya basic

    • @margaretamiddeldorf1208
      @margaretamiddeldorf1208 4 года назад +43

      The BMW probably detected the mannequin to be of Jewish or non Arian heritage, thus didn’t stop!

  • @DictionaryDylan
    @DictionaryDylan 5 лет назад +7907

    "People love to cross the street" Ah yes, my favorite human past-time: crossing the street.

  • @97channel
    @97channel 2 года назад +454

    Aw, the cat is adorable. I once had a cat who suddenly started to hang her tongue out constantly. It was alarming to see, got her to the vet pronto. Feared that she may have a broken jaw, or something else major. Thankfully, turned out to be just a loose tooth which was hurting her whenever she pulled her tongue in. Had it extracted, went on to live a long and happy life. No particular reason why you should know that, but it's a story with a happy ending. So that's reason enough.

  • @WildSnoww
    @WildSnoww 4 года назад +3586

    0:32 you can hear the hapiness in that drone:
    woo... woo
    WOOOOOOO
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @rogthepirate4593
    @rogthepirate4593 3 года назад +7887

    Other cars: "Oh shit, a human!"
    BMW: "Target acquired."

  • @sarahwers0nst
    @sarahwers0nst 5 лет назад +2064

    It isn't normal to walk around with your tongue sticking out?
    *oh shi-*

    • @monsieur.Chipmunk
      @monsieur.Chipmunk 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @canne6137
      @canne6137 5 лет назад +8

      this made me laugh so hard

    • @luxurdo2390
      @luxurdo2390 5 лет назад +26

      I'm worried about that cat, how does it eat?

    • @sariatora8287
      @sariatora8287 5 лет назад +5

      Luxurdo the cats have grappling tongues and the cats tongue can probably lick the food or I’m not sure ;-;

    • @luxurdo2390
      @luxurdo2390 5 лет назад +4

      @@sariatora8287 but its tongue is sticking out, not sure how it will chew the food

  • @wisterio3757
    @wisterio3757 2 года назад +71

    Nothing is more beautiful than a dog so happy it can't contain its excitement. I think it's the purest form of joy on this planet.

    • @marigeobrien
      @marigeobrien 2 месяца назад +1

      I love wiggle-butts. It's over-the-top tail wagging, like they are so excited, the tail just isn't enough.

  • @zestybeans6584
    @zestybeans6584 5 лет назад +1638

    To fix the cat either update it or see if there are any viruses
    EDIT:Thx for the likes just woke up :)

  • @troto7735
    @troto7735 4 года назад +868

    Cat: *sticks his tongue out*
    Everyone: he isn’t supposed to do that.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +11

      Everyone: But iam glad he did

    • @patoto7136
      @patoto7136 4 года назад

      Nero Redivivus, I feel someone was in the wrong. You didn’t have to make such a big deal out of it, and even if @Diamonds are Forever didn’t agree with your opinion, you shouldn’t set it out as much of a statement. If there’s something you don’t agree with, you can either argue and make the situation worse, or just back down and ignore it.

    • @arrg6059
      @arrg6059 4 года назад

      @Nero Redivivus you're being such an asshole just because he didnt agree with you, you need to stop being a baby about it and stop acting like you're amazing

    • @arrg6059
      @arrg6059 4 года назад

      @Nero Redivivus you can stop replys by deleting yours you know and you should just ignore them, dont use pity as a way to get out of things not everyone will care

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex 4 года назад

      Trashkan k what the heck is going on here?

  • @c.i.a2752
    @c.i.a2752 4 года назад +754

    Serial killers when picking a car:
    *Hmmm..,Soo Do you have a Mitsubishi Outlander?*

    • @autumncody653
      @autumncody653 4 года назад +1

      A sad little blobfish lmao

    • @veronviper06
      @veronviper06 4 года назад +25

      A sad little blobfish Nah, the BMW. 1 works perfect

    • @rayalvarez4268
      @rayalvarez4268 4 года назад +3

      @@veronviper06 probably because its german😂

    • @ccherniske7282
      @ccherniske7282 4 года назад +2

      No, that'll make it obvious you want a vehicle that has minimal speed reduction, so they think that you just chose a bad car

    • @obama69890
      @obama69890 4 года назад

      @@ccherniske7282 no.. there are tons of cars. Who in the store would notice

  • @mattboseo5637
    @mattboseo5637 2 года назад +92

    Let’s just appreciate the police officers that gave that man a new bike. We need more people like them.

  • @amelhadzic3058
    @amelhadzic3058 5 лет назад +594

    0:56 breaks the dummy into pieces, "The Mitsubishi Outlander only recevied a basic rating"...

    • @Sbevewagon4493
      @Sbevewagon4493 5 лет назад +36

      What about the bmw it plowed through that dummy like it was in a superhero movie

    • @jacenbush7185
      @jacenbush7185 5 лет назад +2

      Good thing the Chevy didn't get on there mahk would be proud

    • @notsojoerogan
      @notsojoerogan 5 лет назад

      @@jacenbush7185Good reference lol

    • @beanconsumerer
      @beanconsumerer 5 лет назад +3

      * imagimes dummy doing a backflip over the car *

    • @AntiM1001
      @AntiM1001 5 лет назад +1

      BMW knows there costumers...

  • @AyaWasHere
    @AyaWasHere 5 лет назад +2189

    0:30 I wouldve broken my drone in one second of it in the air

    • @haileyc9671
      @haileyc9671 5 лет назад +55

      I would've broken it the second I get it out of the packaging

    • @lazydino2264
      @lazydino2264 5 лет назад +36

      @@haileyc9671 would have broken just by putting it in my cart

    • @kedipudingi
      @kedipudingi 5 лет назад +22

      I would broke it when i take a look at it without buying

    • @ItzHappyFair
      @ItzHappyFair 5 лет назад +29

      I would've broken it before it was invented.

    • @deadaccount4981
      @deadaccount4981 5 лет назад +19

      I wouldve broken in when I stare at it.

  • @dendude8423
    @dendude8423 4 года назад +4922

    "My cat is broken"
    *Have you tried turning it off and on again?*

  • @BobbyTucker
    @BobbyTucker 2 года назад +35

    I loved the beautiful setting in the last clip, it was the most notable however, the rest of the videos were very good too, the dogs whose whole body 'wagged' they were so happy, the kittie with the tongue protruding all the time was probably your favorite too. Thanks so much for sharing these videos, I really enjoyed them.

  • @fortymcmeme3846
    @fortymcmeme3846 4 года назад +2916

    Plot twist: he actually can pull it back in. He just doesn't want to

  • @edwardmoisei
    @edwardmoisei 5 лет назад +1223

    The videos on here restore my faith in humanity

  • @ranchonbread4905
    @ranchonbread4905 5 лет назад +1480

    That cat is my spirit animal
    Broken and still happy

  • @inkyfreak
    @inkyfreak Год назад +6

    Can we talk about the 80 year old man that bikes?? You go good sir! I’m in my 20s and can’t ride one comfortably but this man deserves a salute!

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 3 года назад +7275

    Imagine how many things the cat had to unintentionally taste throughout his life.

    • @blesmol5091
      @blesmol5091 3 года назад +552

      Like *birth*

    • @shanglz
      @shanglz 3 года назад +29

      @@ihateeveryoneisee3045 none

    • @theironnautilus7228
      @theironnautilus7228 3 года назад +16

      @@ihateeveryoneisee3045 0

    • @CarmeloXO
      @CarmeloXO 3 года назад +7

      @@ihateeveryoneisee30450️⃣

    • @livoliste3897
      @livoliste3897 3 года назад +4

      @@ihateeveryoneisee3045 0 cuz you are ugly

  • @buildz2444
    @buildz2444 5 лет назад +498

    2:56 I think that stingray got a little bit too excited

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 4 года назад +3087

    Is nobody going to talk about the skill of drone pilot?

  • @nikkinicole5588
    @nikkinicole5588 2 года назад +9

    When I was a young child I would call a armadillo a "hard shell possum."

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 4 года назад +1662

    “This BMW has no speed reduction”
    So a normal BMW?

  • @Xxf1shf0xxXAJ
    @Xxf1shf0xxXAJ 4 года назад +7483

    “He’s a little broken.”
    *purrs in the middle of playing*
    me: yeah, cute but broken.

  • @killerbassegaming615
    @killerbassegaming615 4 года назад +14933

    So u telling me that cat had to taste being born

  • @Unnamed922
    @Unnamed922 2 года назад +12

    He's not broken, he's special.

    • @NachoDaMan
      @NachoDaMan Год назад +1

      My mom said I'm special. She makes me go to special education classes because of how special I am. 🤗

  • @ElzPotatoAndFriends
    @ElzPotatoAndFriends 4 года назад +1898

    Daily dose: ‘He’s perfectly happy and healthy!’
    Title: *This cat is BROKEN*

  • @Samsar-gl4qp
    @Samsar-gl4qp 4 года назад +1287

    Omg how dry would that cats tounge be

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 4 года назад +23

      Great spelling!

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 4 года назад +22

      @@spiche5032 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @angerypika4500
      @angerypika4500 4 года назад +43

      Spiche damn that was unnecessary but ok

    • @raccoonator2583
      @raccoonator2583 4 года назад +10

      @@spiche5032 sad lmao

    • @luislazotheoof
      @luislazotheoof 4 года назад +6

      @@spiche5032 *Destruction: Over the roof*

  • @jordanfrom216
    @jordanfrom216 5 лет назад +1303

    1:11 When your rear itches and you don't wanna scratch it in public

  • @rubenslootmaekers2742
    @rubenslootmaekers2742 2 года назад +6

    2:46 I also love that and my body reacts the same. 😂

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 лет назад +476

    If your cat is broken, try to restart the device, you can also charge the it. Sometimes the battery needs to be changed too.

    • @SwingSwong
      @SwingSwong 5 лет назад +12

      You can also try rice.

    • @Marukazzz
      @Marukazzz 5 лет назад +10

      Or reinstall Windows/MacOS

    • @DESTROYA_
      @DESTROYA_ 5 лет назад +3

      T H E
      I T

    • @memint2474
      @memint2474 5 лет назад +2

      you're fucking everywhere

    • @musash777
      @musash777 5 лет назад

      Holy fudge i your profile pic ive seen that man before in my dreams

  • @jollyroger1357
    @jollyroger1357 3 года назад +954

    1:07
    The BMW was like
    "Peace was never an option"

    • @thomascicutto9216
      @thomascicutto9216 3 года назад +39

      It is made to be used as a heat seeking missile

    • @InfamousMax
      @InfamousMax 3 года назад +16

      First it was the V1.
      Then it was the V2.
      Now it's the X1...
      Notice the pattern?
      xD

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 3 года назад +4

      And also "TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!"

    • @itstehgamer
      @itstehgamer 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @jollyroger1357
      @jollyroger1357 3 года назад

      @@itstehgamer thanks broo

  • @broody9628
    @broody9628 5 лет назад +349

    “Perfectly happy and healthy”
    *Makes sound of choking on snot*

  • @samsammmmmmmmmmmm9693
    @samsammmmmmmmmmmm9693 2 года назад +2

    2:53
    Brain: "imagine being dirty minded"

  • @mewmewkittens8486
    @mewmewkittens8486 4 года назад +5805

    The cat: I taste everything

    • @The_Real_Catfish
      @The_Real_Catfish 4 года назад +69

      Catfish approves

    • @brandan5708
      @brandan5708 4 года назад +47

      Kinda reminds me when Peter said "I SMELL EVERYTHING" from family guy lol

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +35

      Ah yes the air taste like air

    • @dyslexyckid6396
      @dyslexyckid6396 4 года назад +2

      @@fedibenmansour952
      Are You Having A Stroke Right Now?

    • @dyslexyckid6396
      @dyslexyckid6396 4 года назад +3

      @@fedibenmansour952 I Absolutely DO NOT KNOW How to react

  • @lyithmeresh1087
    @lyithmeresh1087 5 лет назад +602

    Police : Buy old man a bike.
    Old man : *ok*

    • @lifegood3183
      @lifegood3183 5 лет назад +10

      What car do you want?
      A Scooter ??

    • @coollman8619
      @coollman8619 5 лет назад +1

      They asked him to see if it fits and that’s why he said okay

    • @tarjumansarwar7306
      @tarjumansarwar7306 5 лет назад

      *Brand spanking new*

    • @soulnickos2245
      @soulnickos2245 5 лет назад

      @Apprentice Neon for money? Fortnite? No thanks

    • @ron7182
      @ron7182 5 лет назад

      what is that place in the closing clip

  • @broimouttahere3348
    @broimouttahere3348 3 года назад +4081

    *“Only OGs will remember Saturn’s old rings”*

  • @nivanmajhi23
    @nivanmajhi23 2 года назад +2

    Since the cat was gray, I would've named him Tonguesten like the metal tungsten

  • @dkwjdiwa
    @dkwjdiwa 4 года назад +1107

    clockcloon does genocide
    edit: how

    • @macaron_ii
      @macaron_ii 4 года назад +31

      Fashion these days

    • @4msq
      @4msq 4 года назад +12

      Nora T you went on the genocide route unironically didn’t you

    • @macaron_ii
      @macaron_ii 4 года назад +6

      Big Man Maybe a little

    • @matusalabeyene7447
      @matusalabeyene7447 4 года назад +5

      Logic 100

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, sounds pretty basic to me

  • @hvllyy
    @hvllyy 4 года назад +4129

    Title: This cat is broken
    *Nah, he just cute as heck*

    • @frenleh_appleaudios5062
      @frenleh_appleaudios5062 4 года назад +18

      Ikr

    • @dudis3573
      @dudis3573 4 года назад +5

      FUCK YOU

    • @Bee-ts3mk
      @Bee-ts3mk 4 года назад +62

      @@dudis3573 why are you being mean? when they have done nothing to you..

    • @Bee-ts3mk
      @Bee-ts3mk 4 года назад +29

      @@dudis3573 And guess what, if you cuss you might go to hell! ''Maybe or not!

    • @blobfish_plays6548
      @blobfish_plays6548 4 года назад +30

      @@dudis3573 why tf u butthurt

  • @aanounymouss
    @aanounymouss 3 года назад +1659

    *Saturn is losing its rings*
    What I heard: *Saturn's getting a divorCE??????*

    • @AkimonoTheCommenter
      @AkimonoTheCommenter 3 года назад +59

      Oh my god. You're the first 1289462 IQ person ever.

    • @reaper253
      @reaper253 3 года назад +14

      WHAT-!?
      OHNOOOO-

    • @daveshephard3412
      @daveshephard3412 3 года назад +3

      ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @ThatsATHICC_RAY
      @ThatsATHICC_RAY 3 года назад +15

      @@daveshephard3412 Why are you going around everywhere trying to force your religion on everyone?

    • @AidanWang11
      @AidanWang11 3 года назад +7

      @@daveshephard3412 get out of here party pooper

  • @Zapp-thorne
    @Zapp-thorne 2 года назад +1

    2:35
    Me coming out of my room:
    Family: look who finally came out of his room!
    *walks back upstairs*

  • @CTRPEEP
    @CTRPEEP 5 лет назад +248

    That’s nice that they gave the elderly man a new bike. You could tell he was really happy

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад +1

      No

    • @anunnamedcell7494
      @anunnamedcell7494 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe, just maybe though, that's the reason it's in the video.

    • @konodioda8689
      @konodioda8689 5 лет назад +2

      @Agnaye Ochani that would be funnier without the stupid emoji at the end, now you look like an edgy kid

  • @soaricarus
    @soaricarus 4 года назад +1380

    The Drone: *AGGRESSIVE VVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @MatheusPratta
    @MatheusPratta 4 года назад +492

    Other cars: * does their best to stop *
    BMW: haha pedestrian go brrrrrr

    • @yakone1379
      @yakone1379 4 года назад +29

      This is why I hate BMW's lol. Also, at least here, every single person who drives a BMW drives like a madman. You always see them speeding and stuff. Basically if a BMW is speeding towards you you can say your prayers lol

    • @yellowwasanimposter520
      @yellowwasanimposter520 4 года назад +19

      @@yakone1379 BMW drivers also don't know how to use the turn signals.

    • @Bei_Gandalfs_Bart
      @Bei_Gandalfs_Bart 4 года назад +14

      If you can't break by yourself, maybe you don't belong behind a steering wheel.

    • @Blackstaralpha
      @Blackstaralpha 4 года назад +13

      BMW really did best. It got all of the pedestrians

    • @mango3520
      @mango3520 4 года назад +7

      The owners will just buy a new person

  • @JustMe-vk4fn
    @JustMe-vk4fn Год назад +1

    Whoever flew the drone around and through the ring sculpture was an expert. Well done. :D

  • @canigetahoayea
    @canigetahoayea 4 года назад +398

    "he's peefectly healthy and happy"
    the cat: ERRKKKK

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +392

    I feel so happy for the old man

  • @XxDGKxMONSTAxX
    @XxDGKxMONSTAxX 5 лет назад +620

    The police stole another bike for him

    • @the_busboy
      @the_busboy 5 лет назад +35

      That’s how mafia wo-
      I’ll leave

    • @lifegood3183
      @lifegood3183 5 лет назад +7

      Go fetch me that scooter please...

    • @nigglebit
      @nigglebit 5 лет назад +3

      I should learn from his example.
      But oh wait, what's this? It seems that someone has stolen my $500. Oh, dearie me. What ever will I do without that money? I wonder: can the police department help me out?

  • @sleepy_zeepy
    @sleepy_zeepy 2 года назад +1

    Stingray be like:
    *BEEP….BEEP….BEEP…*
    Fish: Les do this bois!

  • @yeehaw9192
    @yeehaw9192 4 года назад +1819

    *this cat is broken*
    Me: Did you try rice?

  • @gizmin374
    @gizmin374 5 лет назад +265

    1:50 Saturn got divorced

    • @f.b.iagent44
      @f.b.iagent44 5 лет назад +5

      Most underrated comment

    • @dailyuwusforeveryoneyay7405
      @dailyuwusforeveryoneyay7405 5 лет назад +5

      The ring took the kids

    • @gizmin374
      @gizmin374 5 лет назад +4

      ricecakes uwu Hit or miss I guess she took the kids- help me

    • @f8breaker119
      @f8breaker119 5 лет назад

      That is actually accurate to Mythology.

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 5 лет назад +1

      You put 1:50
      While it will look like a tiny ring in 150 million years

  • @zissler1
    @zissler1 4 года назад +595

    “The mannequins aren’t broken they are happy and healthy” - BMW.

    • @alexanderx3554
      @alexanderx3554 4 года назад +1

      1939*

    • @shira-co8yx
      @shira-co8yx 4 года назад +4

      It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

    • @sidrakhalid7484
      @sidrakhalid7484 4 года назад +1

      An underrated comment

    • @boppity-oscar5054
      @boppity-oscar5054 4 года назад +2

      have a nice week God loves you God bless Jesus died for you Jesus is King there is no love greater than Jesus. spread the Gospel and positivity

    • @mar0z
      @mar0z 4 года назад

      XD

  • @jejeis2802
    @jejeis2802 2 года назад +1

    It's 2022 and I came back just to look at that cat again

  • @shenzen911
    @shenzen911 4 года назад +274

    The BMW could see the kid perfectly well. It just doesn’t give a shit.

    • @cheesefries7174
      @cheesefries7174 4 года назад

      fr😭😂

    • @legoferrari14
      @legoferrari14 4 года назад +10

      So it's not just the drivers; it's hardwired into the BMW cars themselves too!

    • @karmox7782
      @karmox7782 4 года назад +9

      It outsmarted the test, because it realised that the person isn‘t real

    • @Godisbest4you
      @Godisbest4you 4 года назад +3

      Because the fact it is a kid AND a mannequin

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 4 года назад +2

      Adolfo Enrique
      Well the company was around during WW2.....

  • @emilemew
    @emilemew 4 года назад +228

    “Other than that, he’s perfectly happy”
    The cat: EUUUGHGG

  • @Dauntless7005
    @Dauntless7005 5 лет назад +1105

    It isn’t a DDOI episode if there isn’t a cat video on it

    • @theelfdruid8325
      @theelfdruid8325 5 лет назад +17

      Or just an animal video is particular :)

    • @bangsatsohai
      @bangsatsohai 5 лет назад +3

      cat video is a must 😍😍

    • @willanderson3864
      @willanderson3864 5 лет назад +5

      And a drone video

    • @mangus5198
      @mangus5198 5 лет назад

      Donny Weinbuch what’s a DDOI?

    • @jumanjicostco3248
      @jumanjicostco3248 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, the internet ain't the internet without cat videos in it.

  • @kitten.5906
    @kitten.5906 3 года назад +1

    "After all... why not?"
    "why shouldn't I TOUCH the cats tongue?"

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +1627

    Me: Can I get a cat?
    Cat: Cat machine broke
    Me: Understandable, have a great day

    • @MrAngad-cm7cj
      @MrAngad-cm7cj 5 лет назад +9

      Senpai your -shitposting- reposting again.

    • @pjuiced3893
      @pjuiced3893 5 лет назад +1

      Is it from albertsstuff?

    • @holasoygayyayyy
      @holasoygayyayyy 5 лет назад +2

      @@pjuiced3893 I'm pretty sure the "whatever machine broke" came before alberto made a joke with it

    • @thebreathless4935
      @thebreathless4935 5 лет назад +5

      *aw fuck I left my meme oven off, now all that's left is dead memes*

    • @wintutorials2282
      @wintutorials2282 5 лет назад

      I
      SEE
      YOU
      EVERYWHERE

  • @4thsin098
    @4thsin098 5 лет назад +1028

    1:12 When you have no tail so you wiggle your butt instead.

    • @manigill4868
      @manigill4868 5 лет назад +72

      @Danny when you spell 'You're' instead of 'Your' while trying to make fun of someone.

    • @underrated2064
      @underrated2064 5 лет назад +22

      Mani Gill OOOF

    • @pringlecreak
      @pringlecreak 5 лет назад +3

      when you

    • @toneblocc
      @toneblocc 5 лет назад +1

      @@pringlecreak when

    • @helrick2543
      @helrick2543 5 лет назад +4

      The dog is twerking

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 5 лет назад +537

    Armadillo: “What year is it?”
    Human: ...
    Armadillo: “Uh ok then I’ll just go back...”

    • @aishagavinhonor7312
      @aishagavinhonor7312 5 лет назад +4

      Haha 😂 lol

    • @insellarplays2445
      @insellarplays2445 5 лет назад +1

      Is that supposed to be funny

    • @noah7328
      @noah7328 5 лет назад +5

      The human should have fainted 😂 it’s not everyday you see a talking armadillo

  • @ZinFinitY8
    @ZinFinitY8 2 года назад +3

    Cat has stopped being cat. Glitch in the matrix may be a possibility... Running diagnostics... Diagnostics complete! Results:cat is happy the way he is. No need to reboot.

  • @williambewley7948
    @williambewley7948 5 лет назад +9611

    Did you try turning the cat on and off again?
    Edit: holy shit, 2500 likes in 10 hours

    • @BassBrothersMusic
      @BassBrothersMusic 5 лет назад +108

      Maybe not a good idea

    • @haroldsmith5493
      @haroldsmith5493 5 лет назад +14

      William Bewley lol Clear🤣🤣🤣

    • @X-Ticer
      @X-Ticer 5 лет назад +114

      Thank u. My cat having same problem. Now it fixed. Thank u so much. May god bless you

    • @ShadyPH
      @ShadyPH 5 лет назад +21

      I tried to restart her she got an error it was: x0PleaseXFixYorCatSheIsBroken0x

    • @dackgibson3505
      @dackgibson3505 5 лет назад +6

      Lol so kill it and then revive it? That’s some Schodinger’s cat stuff right there

  • @sayfa8547
    @sayfa8547 4 года назад +1150

    Other cars : a person at the front we must brake
    Bmw : *gotta go fast*

    • @crazypistachios
      @crazypistachios 4 года назад +58

      I am speed

    • @yggdrasil9692
      @yggdrasil9692 4 года назад +27

      haha fuk de pedestrians

    • @sherrycurry1950
      @sherrycurry1950 4 года назад +19

      The fact that I have a bmw. Pray for the crosswalk 😑😂

    • @panzerforelle126
      @panzerforelle126 4 года назад +13

      It’s because German Highways aren’t meant for Pedestrians

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад +3

      @@panzerforelle126
      "Oh hi Jeremy!"
      "Hi Karl!"
      "Bye Jeremy!"
      "FU-"

  • @official_koolaidman9843
    @official_koolaidman9843 5 лет назад +1022

    2:38 Me Waking Up And Then Falling Right Back To Sleep

  • @fae1046
    @fae1046 2 года назад +1

    There was a cat that was famous in my town who had the same condition! Her name was lil bub.

  • @imaseal6408
    @imaseal6408 5 лет назад +407

    _Saturn Doesn't feel so Good_

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 5 лет назад +5

      Saturn going through a divorce

    • @HONNEKI
      @HONNEKI 5 лет назад +2

      @sad sushi nerd

    • @quasarfly22
      @quasarfly22 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrAngad-cm7cj dude, you have no right to call anyone a "dumbass" they probably just made a mistake

    • @Iregretmyoldname
      @Iregretmyoldname 5 лет назад

      @@MrAngad-cm7cj welp gotta go to neptune :D bye!

    • @MrAngad-cm7cj
      @MrAngad-cm7cj 5 лет назад

      @@Iregretmyoldname yep

  • @biggiecheese8908
    @biggiecheese8908 5 лет назад +685

    Aww I want that cat!!!

  • @rhythm7966
    @rhythm7966 5 лет назад +1119

    the cat still cute tho :3

    • @rhythm7966
      @rhythm7966 5 лет назад +17

      @@alecman9215 then i consider you to get your eyes checked

    • @NANA-dc9lb
      @NANA-dc9lb 5 лет назад +8

      alec man
      Your jealous of a cat...and the cat is ten times better that you..

    • @mmitsukou
      @mmitsukou 5 лет назад

      @@alecman9215 yah.

    • @mv.d.h4623
      @mv.d.h4623 5 лет назад

      That cat has autism can't even put its tongue in its mouth. Its not cute its disgusting

    • @thischannelhasadvanced
      @thischannelhasadvanced 5 лет назад +7

      M V.D.H it’s still cute even if it can’t put its tongue back in

  • @conken9615
    @conken9615 Год назад +5

    Texas armadillos are so cute

  • @kuick6814
    @kuick6814 5 лет назад +625

    Is no one gonna comment how crazy that guy is with drones? ok.

    • @Piggehh
      @Piggehh 5 лет назад +1

      The footage is sped up

    • @1231legomaniac
      @1231legomaniac 5 лет назад

      GMDGavin good one

    • @Jroobelucios
      @Jroobelucios 5 лет назад +1

      @@Piggehh no its not. I've seen someone with drones before, at that speed.

    • @Piggehh
      @Piggehh 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jroobelucios no but.. ddoi used a similar drone clip a few weeks ago where it also showed the human, and it was obviously sped up, this looked the same

    • @ethan4629
      @ethan4629 5 лет назад

      @@Piggehh Some pro drone racing pilots can get to speeds above 180kph, its not sped up

  • @edwardwang7825
    @edwardwang7825 5 лет назад +180

    tongue.exe has stopped responding
    you can either close the program or wait for it to respond

    • @olivek6580
      @olivek6580 5 лет назад +2

      Error
      System malfunction
      tongue.exe cannot be closed

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 5 лет назад

      Well you can’t close it lol

  • @men0s760
    @men0s760 3 года назад +2356

    "I love Mr. Magoo the cat." - Everyone

    • @minebar9576
      @minebar9576 3 года назад +14

      ITS MAGOO NOT MCOO

    • @Heishix
      @Heishix 3 года назад +20

      @@minebar9576 IT DOESNT MATTER ! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE FACT THAT IS ADORABLE AND WE ALL LOVE HIM!! PERIOD. (Im not saying this to be mean btw, love you whoever you are 😁 have a good life

    • @minebar9576
      @minebar9576 3 года назад +7

      @@Heishix your right

    • @k1ttystars559
      @k1ttystars559 3 года назад +10

      I have terrible news. Dear magoo unfortunately passed away right before Christmas this year. May he Rest In Peace

    • @harmanplayz2499
      @harmanplayz2499 3 года назад +2

      @@k1ttystars559 really? Idk for sure but last month was December, and their last video was made in December,

  • @Notavailable317
    @Notavailable317 2 года назад +1

    The Aussie: I don’t know what I am,
    I don’t know what I do,
    All I know is that I must wiggle.

  • @sekki666
    @sekki666 5 лет назад +370

    So people in the future will never see saturns rings?
    I feel special for once

  • @axile9897
    @axile9897 5 лет назад +234

    Just turn the cat on and off, or restart it..
    Sorri

  • @floppychicken9253
    @floppychicken9253 3 года назад +3655

    He isn’t broken
    He’s just extra cute
    I MEAN WHO DOSENT LIKE A CAT WITH A TONGUE STICKING OUT

  • @n0nexreb0rn4
    @n0nexreb0rn4 2 года назад +1

    The stingray seems to be enjoying that a bit too much

  • @lacey8978
    @lacey8978 5 лет назад +605

    I like daily dose of Internet cus he doesn't make u wait till the end to know what the thumbnail was 😂

    • @violet2585
      @violet2585 5 лет назад +11

      EXACTLY

    • @Rainier214
      @Rainier214 5 лет назад +12

      Gets straight to the point, and doesn’t interrupt in between videos.

    • @theniftylynx6897
      @theniftylynx6897 5 лет назад +1

      Musical Melody yea and has more interesting things to!

    • @El-tm3of
      @El-tm3of 5 лет назад +1

      Omg yas

    • @carolinedill6836
      @carolinedill6836 5 лет назад +1

      YAS I TOTALLY AGREE

  • @koosh420
    @koosh420 5 лет назад +2322

    Saturn loses it's ring because of a divorce. It will come back when it's married with another planet

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +1096

    Did you try turning it off and on again?

  • @tobyz540
    @tobyz540 2 года назад

    Saturn: i’m losing my ring
    Me: i’m dead before you lost your ring

  • @SuperEvelina1234
    @SuperEvelina1234 5 лет назад +1166

    My cat is broken
    It keeps barking

  • @purplenurple9948
    @purplenurple9948 5 лет назад +448

    2:52 I think that stingray got a little TOO happy

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +1225

    "He's perfectly happy and healthy"
    *DEMON NOISES*
    Yep that's one happy cat!

  • @pineapplepizza6949
    @pineapplepizza6949 3 года назад +1

    “Have you tried turning it off then back on?”

  • @kthrnatienza8664
    @kthrnatienza8664 5 лет назад +1116

    boy.. that dog can twerk
    Ooh! i got a heart! ❤

    • @owowhatsthis4395
      @owowhatsthis4395 5 лет назад +15

      Kthrn Heart ooh I get why it twerks it’s bc it has no tail

    • @madasahatter5514
      @madasahatter5514 5 лет назад +4

      Actually my dog is the same but she has a tail. We call her waggle bum or Winnie wag tail!

    • @smaak1974ify
      @smaak1974ify 5 лет назад +1

      ...?

    • @mruthk7495
      @mruthk7495 5 лет назад +3

      @Al cipta WTF u Sex Deamon... Shut The Fuck Up... B nice To Evry1

    • @kthrnatienza8664
      @kthrnatienza8664 5 лет назад +3

      @Al cipta wtf boii

  • @R.A.L.Dreams
    @R.A.L.Dreams 5 лет назад +1085

    That doggie with no tail thicc tho

  • @PinkAndTheKeytarCat
    @PinkAndTheKeytarCat 3 года назад +676

    RIP Mr Magoo, Instagram misses you. 2020 took a lot of stuff from us and I'm sad that one of them was you.

    • @Abyss4lAlpha
      @Abyss4lAlpha 3 года назад +67

      Wait, he's dead?
      We're gonna miss you, buddy.
      (There. I edited it, so that it has no stutters. Are you all happy now?)

    • @RandomAJ16
      @RandomAJ16 2 года назад +17

      @@Abyss4lAlpha not to be rude or anything but,adding I- or W- or stammering in a comment doesn't make it look sadder, it just looks like you're trying to be sad

    • @sheleeali
      @sheleeali 2 года назад +2

      @@Abyss4lAlpha not the “I-..I-I” 😐

    • @QuilloManar
      @QuilloManar 2 года назад +20

      @@RandomAJ16 W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wha-wha-what do you m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mean?? 😢😥😰😢😥😥😓😰😭😭😢😥😰😢😭😓😢😥😓😓😢😰😥😢😥😭😓😥😭

    • @RandomAJ16
      @RandomAJ16 2 года назад +3

      @@QuilloManar ok

  • @markcarey8426
    @markcarey8426 3 года назад

    That 'fast forward' on the Saturn clip was brilliant!

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 4 года назад +571

    Robber: *steals bike from elderly man*
    Me: you steal his bike I steal your *soul*

  • @m1o936
    @m1o936 5 лет назад +900

    saturn getting divorced

  • @wraith7657
    @wraith7657 5 лет назад +1721

    Have you tried putting it in rice?
    Edit: Alright so this joke is everywhere I didn't look through the comments before commenting this. I commented as soon I saw the video. Please just either laugh at the joke or ignore it. Also there's a person in the replys who insulted me over this joke it's sad that I have to write this but if you can't understand or take a joke then don't use the internet. Whoever wants to accuse of stealing do it I only commented to make some people laugh I don't give two fucks about likes I can't buy food or a car with likes whoever thinks I want likes please just stop using RUclips.

    • @wraith7657
      @wraith7657 5 лет назад +17

      Damn finally got a heart from you.
      But let's be real I really love your channel and it's nice to see some good fuckin content on here

    • @thejoeman4774
      @thejoeman4774 5 лет назад +15

      No but I SMELL PENNIES

    • @syxca
      @syxca 5 лет назад +3

      eiii.... we have a same comment

    • @wraith7657
      @wraith7657 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I'm away for 1 hour and this comment section already went to shit

    • @moolaraloveerrorsans5422
      @moolaraloveerrorsans5422 5 лет назад

      Aleks Morawski ewwwwww what in actual fuck are you saying

  • @Justsomeguy5
    @Justsomeguy5 3 года назад +1

    every monster movie makers: *sees this cat*
    also movie makes: I'll TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @conqurbas
    @conqurbas 5 лет назад +264

    0:35 how I feel after jumping down four steps down the stairs

  • @rich9536
    @rich9536 5 лет назад +719

    2:42 when I wake up on Saturday and realize there is no school...

    • @bxrk
      @bxrk 5 лет назад +9

      When i need to go to school, but i dont want to

    • @oWnaaja
      @oWnaaja 5 лет назад +12

      When you realize that your vacation ends today and you need to go to schooool

    • @hussain1645
      @hussain1645 5 лет назад +2

      AimNestoriッ ikr

    • @Cayjai2
      @Cayjai2 5 лет назад +2

      *Facts*

    • @benedictd.137
      @benedictd.137 5 лет назад +1

      When you wake up on monday only to know there is no classes.

  • @lucasnissen7288
    @lucasnissen7288 5 лет назад +416

    rip saturns rings

    • @ThanksIfYourReadIt
      @ThanksIfYourReadIt 5 лет назад +3

      Saturns lost its rings probably hundreds of times by now

    • @blockyshapes7001
      @blockyshapes7001 5 лет назад +11

      ???? - 15,002,019
      They will be missed

    • @trutyatces8699
      @trutyatces8699 5 лет назад +2

      *It is honestly sad that people actually believe these calculations regarding things hundreds of times longer than the span of humanity's existence.*

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 5 лет назад +2

      Tru**ty *atc*es
      They’re calculations. Not religion.
      Edit - I mean that you can’t just not believe in something and then pretend like it’s fact.

    • @lightn2783
      @lightn2783 5 лет назад

      F