Mental break: Food binge Reason: Ate Without Table Mental Break: Slaughterer Reason: Bonded Animal Died Mental Break: Targeted Tantrum: Antigrain Mortar Shell Reason: I have nothing. This pawn deserves to die for their sheer stupidity. Mental Break: Sadistic Rage Reason: As if any of us aren't already treating our prisoners like shit.
I feel like the line "Well, there was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there's no spaceship." describes a lot of other games, TV shows, and movies.
I had a colonist who was my main Gardner but didn't like another person who would garden if they had no other jobs. any time they gardened together they would argue. I may be mixing up events but I think my main Gardner snapped due to "bad conversation" or something to that effect and started catching their garden on fire.
If you think that's bad, you should play Dwarf Fortress. Someone throws a tantrum and kills half the people there because they haven't had a clean change of socks lately.
Nothing like getting wiped out by savage tortoises after you accidently killed the only non-pacifist of your colony who withered away in agonizing pain because a failed leg surgery punctured his lung. Man I love this game
Rimworld is probably one of the best games to do skits on. You can have a wide variety of original stories yet still have them be relatable and funny. Keep up the good work guys :)
Dwarf Fortress has so many inside jokes it's ridiculous. At least the cats in Rimworld don't get ridiculously drunk then die. However, I don't think Rimworld has hidden fun stuff. Also, Vabak Kekimdeler has created a legendary wheelbarrow. A giant raccoon has stolen a copper battleaxe, what he plans to do with it remains unknown. And finally. An elven caravan has arrived. They won't accept wooden trade goods, but you can certainly buy wooden objects from them.
As DoorMonster can attest, Civ is a good game (series) to make skits on. For example, I've seen barbarians take over entire civilizations in Civ V (I used a mod that let barbarians capture cities), barbarians basically defending Gandhi because he didn't have any military units (except for boats and nukes) and they were just standing around the most accessible city, and Gandhi nuking other people, inciting a whole barrage of nukes against him (most were from me). Then there was Venice, claiming to own the world and then falling under the combines might of the barbarians and Gandhi's forces, which are essentially the same thing, and a whole barrage of Indian nukes.
From a quill18 series which may have been modded. "The mayor demands you make large golden locks or something equally as pointless, until told otherwise"
"I may have lost my wife, i may have lost my pet, my room may be nothing more than a pillow set on a floor, but everything will be allrig--" *Stubs toe* "FUCK EVERYTHING! FUCK EVERYBODY! DIEEEEEE!!!"
I had a settler get the plague. He was our doctor ... Anyways, it was pretty bad considering it was also a heatwave and he had been in a scuffle with an alpaca. So i prioritized healing him first. He was in bed quite a while until eventually suffering a mental break and wandered away. Just fucked right off into the jungle in the pouring rain. Didnt see him again for about 15 minutes. When he decides to come back his rest, food, comfort, and mood bars are all 0. He collapses before making it back and must be rescued again. Oh, and he STILL had the plague. First and last guy lol. Eventually he was healed enough to get out of bed and wound up throwing a tantrum in his room cuz another colonist rejected him... This game is fuckin great. Play perfectly for 6 hours and have a cougar wipe out your whole colony and never touch that shit again!! Oh look, randy sent me more milk... lol
A Rimworld skit! This has improved my mood by 20! This also reminds me of one of my Rimworld games where my best colonist had the "staggeringly ugly" trait so everyone hated him (yeah just for being ugly) and he had a constant -20 mood for getting insulted. He didn't mind eating without a table though. That's why he never broke down.
My bi colonist asked out both the groom and the wife while attending a marriage, then had a mental break from rejection and killed the cat. Rimworld is a mess but we love it
Once I had a female colonist who was married with my medic, great guy, she loved him but for some reason cheated on him publicly every month or so and of course he hated that about her but never divorced her, so I actually built him a room just for himself when he was going through a bad moment, in the same colony I had a girl who had a polyamorous trait or something like that, started dating a guy, married with him and not even once cheated, that's life I'm the Rim for ya
I saw someone playing this game and most of his colony was burnt to the ground alongside the majority of colonists because the only one capable of standing up refused to put out the fires.
Cassandra: ruthless AI that wants to see you suffer Randy: Doesn't give a single shit about how your colony is doing Phoebe: forgets your colony exists for months, then sends 10 raids, 2 infestations and a toxic fallout your way, all in the span of 1 day.
FonVegen the killer robots burned my base down... after the slavers took the only one that could shoot among us. And then I forgot to tell them to not mine the wall that is obviously evil.
I used to keep my monitor on a footlocker in the corner, it made a poor table. Still better than using some worthless, obsolete in two months, laptop. Amirite guys?
I use tables for everything. Watching Door Monster, gaming, eating, watching Door Monster, watching other RUclips, work, gaming, watching Door Monster… and, you know, other stuff.
I've been eating little else but fast food for months now (I don't have a kitchen in my apartment), and today, for the first time in ages, I actually sat down at a restaurant where they give you actual silverware and you eat at a table, and I have to say: You really do not understand how important eating at a table is until you have experienced not doing it for a long time.
@@Fulano5321 In the game, colonists get a not-insignificant penalty to their mood for eating without a table, which has been criticized by players to be a silly thing for them to be upset about. As for the "somebody", they're referring to the player, who can forbid items from being interacted with by colonists. As a side note, I now have nearly 700 hours in the game. Definitely in my top 5 favourite games of all time, and this video is probably in my top 5 Door Monster skits
@@Fulano5321 In addition to what he said, not only can the player forbid items, all items on the map start off as forbidden by default, for some reason.
War_Catz 13 My cats keep me up to date. Toonga, I usually comment on: Alternate History Hub, Be Amazed, CaptainSauce, Civilization, Door Monster, Drew Durnil, and 18 others (out of my subscriptions, I sometimes go to other channels).
Came back here after your recent Rimworld video because "Not having a table is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy" is one of my favorite lines in all of YOuTube.
Hey, you guys should totally do Dwarf Fortress. It sounds like this game is similar. DF is one of the hardest, most hilarious games ever created, you could do a TON with it.
fantastic as always! I wouldn't be surprised if y'all landed a TV gig one of these days. Would sincerely tune in every week to catch some Door Monster skits. Pretty much what I do now, actually.
not really. I've yet to see Expanse I think it is because Netflix Canada doesn't stream it here and my ISP told me off for doing bad things twice last year.
Ricky Kienbaum what me? the guy right beside the turret location and all the steel? nah. another dude on the other side of the map is going to start it then go to sleep before finishing, I am going to the other side of the map where he is to almost pick up the logs beside him, only to change my mind when I'm two feet away and head back to go to bed.
You should bring up the storage mechanics as well. Like how building shelves or storage containers is impossible without mods so everything is laid out evenly on the floor. Also how travel is mainly done through launching people hundreds of miles away late game in little pods that can fit llamas. Last thing I'll add is the mass production of animals that you can cram into tiny spaces and send in hordes to attack raiders
"There was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there's no spaceship!" The subtlety behind this line made me miss it the first time, but it is amazing! You guys have some of the best writing, acting, and timing I've seen in awhile, and I look forward to the next videos (Having devoured every other sketch you've put up)!
Me: there is a table there Colonist: yes Me: it has a chair Colonist: yes Me: so you can eat at that table Colonist: seems reasonable Me: so will you not eat off the ground? Colonist: I hAd To EaT oFf ThE fLoOr LiKe An AnImAl, CaN't We GeT a TaBlE aRoUnD hErE
i just got into rimming and i cant stop. my first try one of the people was bit by a squirrel and succumbed to their injuries and the pet cat went mad because of the death and scratched the other two people who then also died. RIP
"Lola: Maneater"? My cat would devour entire planets, solar systems, galaxies! Then all that would be left is my cat, me, my house, an IKEA and its staff, and Kyle (who remains unaware of the universe's predicament because he's shopping in IKEA for a new time machine).
So as much as I'd love this to become a lasting Rimworld series (like seriously, there's so much random bullshittery in that game) there's this free game on steam that's pretty interesting called "Soda Dungeon" where you take the concept of using Sugary Beverages as a means of mind control to crawl FF1 style dungeons till they kill themselves and you rake in their blood money so your bar can have nicer chairs.
Inaccurate, should have approximately 1000 mods, robots who literally never lose melee engagements, every colonist should be a cannibal psychopath. and also the raid came too soon.
It's really weird, I watch all of this busting a gut at each deadpan turn of events. I show it to my friend and he stares blankly, un-amused. Truly astounding. I wish more could share it the joy of this brand of humor.
"There was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there is no spaceship." That might be my favorite line ever. This was just as good as I was hoping it'd be.
Know I’m really late but saw the nobody mentioned the opening was a parody on the opening of Lost. Like come on. a close up of a doctors eye, view of the sky though the brush then turning over to see a pet. Might not be on purpose but found it funny
since I have re-discovered this channel I have been preaching the good word of the door monster to all my school friends. one of them is now a door monster fan.
The cat's real name is Ba'al, the Soul Eater, and it will eventually destroy all of the stars, plunging the universe into an eternal darkness to show all life the grim truth, and then devouring the souls of all those who die in the aftermath. The cat's true name is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\...
You guys (and gals) are great! I bing watched all your videos and I've been showing you to everyone I know. Keep up the good work and I hope you get more followers, cause you deserve it. (I'm doing everything I can from my end as a viewer)
OMG yes. One of my favourite games and Door Monster has done it justice! Thanks for making a morning packed with meetings a whole lot better! Cheers Door Monster!
Not yet, we haven't had a pack of maneating Yorkshire terriers descend to Earth, which would at least force everyone to stay inside for 2 + RND(3) days
This is really good. Haven't actually played any Rimworld, but from my experience with dwarf fortress I'll assume that having no table is the equivalent of getting drenched in lamb's blood. Also, you should totally do something on dwarf fortress. Personally the necessary occasional cat removal program is my most memorable activity
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Mental break: hide in room
The final straw was: awful bedroom
Mental break: Food binge
Reason: Ate Without Table
Mental Break: Slaughterer
Reason: Bonded Animal Died
Mental Break: Targeted Tantrum: Antigrain Mortar Shell
Reason: I have nothing. This pawn deserves to die for their sheer stupidity.
Mental Break: Sadistic Rage
Reason: As if any of us aren't already treating our prisoners like shit.
@@lsswappedcessna Warcrimes extended extended
Mental break: Psychotic state
Final straw: Raw cannibalism
Mental break: Prison break
Final straw: Depressive
Reminds me of the Sims: “before i go to the bathroom, i have to complain about my need to go to the bathroom”
@@battlesheep2552 yeah, with 650 hours on Sims 4 I can agree, they sometimes even cancel out eating when they have the starving moodlet.
I feel like the line "Well, there was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there's no spaceship." describes a lot of other games, TV shows, and movies.
I made a meme out of that line, lol
"Well, there was a planet, and then there was a Death Star, and now... there's no planet."
I will say this for the video, though - Rimworld really doesn't provide you with any other context that that.
Subnautica in a nutshell
The 100: Well there was a spaceship. Now we’re on the ground. But there’s still a spaceship.
Barotrauma: Well, there was a submarine, and then there was a problem, and now there's no submarine.
that pistol shot would've missed 15 times, regardless of skill level
Bu88alicious Unfortunately...the "touch" range for the gun is quite accurate granted if the gun wasn't awful. 😂😂😂
That one lucky brain shot...
And he’s also incapable of violence
@@sr.royaldoge5275 on my 18 skill sniper, by 2 skilled barbarian with a awful bow
With or without combat extended?
so true lol, When you read : Your colonist went crazy reason : Ate without table.
I had a colonist who was my main Gardner but didn't like another person who would garden if they had no other jobs. any time they gardened together they would argue.
I may be mixing up events but I think my main Gardner snapped due to "bad conversation" or something to that effect and started catching their garden on fire.
real doom "useless dipshit incapable of close to all chores snapped, final straw: cold."
BECAUSE YOU CHOSE TO EAT OUTSIDE IN -50 DEGREES YA NUMPTY!
Send those kinds of colonists to melee a boomalope in the rain
If you think that's bad, you should play Dwarf Fortress. Someone throws a tantrum and kills half the people there because they haven't had a clean change of socks lately.
@@borasunman1308 dwarf FOREST? YOU...YOU ELF LOVER
"I wouldn't wish eating without a table on my worst enemy." Me too...
Nothing like getting wiped out by savage tortoises after you accidently killed the only non-pacifist of your colony who withered away in agonizing pain because a failed leg surgery punctured his lung.
Man I love this game
how does that work?
It works because Rimworld, don't question it.
We can beat sentient killbots. We can beat man-sized insect hives. But a squirrel horde? Hopeless.
i mean they are smaller so harder to hit.
Mr antiematter. When will it be time to get Angory?
Rimworld is probably one of the best games to do skits on. You can have a wide variety of original stories yet still have them be relatable and funny. Keep up the good work guys :)
Push that button.
Dwarf Fortress has so many inside jokes it's ridiculous. At least the cats in Rimworld don't get ridiculously drunk then die. However, I don't think Rimworld has hidden fun stuff.
Also,
Vabak Kekimdeler has created a legendary wheelbarrow.
A giant raccoon has stolen a copper battleaxe, what he plans to do with it remains unknown.
And finally.
An elven caravan has arrived. They won't accept wooden trade goods, but you can certainly buy wooden objects from them.
As DoorMonster can attest, Civ is a good game (series) to make skits on. For example, I've seen barbarians take over entire civilizations in Civ V (I used a mod that let barbarians capture cities), barbarians basically defending Gandhi because he didn't have any military units (except for boats and nukes) and they were just standing around the most accessible city, and Gandhi nuking other people, inciting a whole barrage of nukes against him (most were from me). Then there was Venice, claiming to own the world and then falling under the combines might of the barbarians and Gandhi's forces, which are essentially the same thing, and a whole barrage of Indian nukes.
From a quill18 series which may have been modded. "The mayor demands you make large golden locks or something equally as pointless, until told otherwise"
Animals in Rimworld actually can "eat" your beer and get drunk and get liver cancer. I had a bunch of chicken vomiting all over the place.
Another ridiculous thing i have experienced, was when some went beserk and the final straw was: in a little pain
DAMN THIS SCRAPE! ILL KILL YOU ALL!
Vote_Cthulhu This is a watered-down summary of Rimworld.
"I may have lost my wife, i may have lost my pet, my room may be nothing more than a pillow set on a floor, but everything will be allrig--"
*Stubs toe*
"FUCK EVERYTHING! FUCK EVERYBODY! DIEEEEEE!!!"
I had a settler get the plague. He was our doctor ...
Anyways, it was pretty bad considering it was also a heatwave and he had been in a scuffle with an alpaca. So i prioritized healing him first.
He was in bed quite a while until eventually suffering a mental break and wandered away.
Just fucked right off into the jungle in the pouring rain. Didnt see him again for about 15 minutes. When he decides to come back his rest, food, comfort, and mood bars are all 0. He collapses before making it back and must be rescued again. Oh, and he STILL had the plague. First and last guy lol.
Eventually he was healed enough to get out of bed and wound up throwing a tantrum in his room cuz another colonist rejected him...
This game is fuckin great.
Play perfectly for 6 hours and have a cougar wipe out your whole colony and never touch that shit again!!
Oh look, randy sent me more milk... lol
@@alexanderrahl7034 Haha, did he suffer any long-term damage?
Even man-eating cats have standards. Can't go having a good meal without a table, now can we?
If you don't have a table might as well not eat
Cake or Death?
Just raid people's bases for tables and build up a huge collection of them.
Lefers94 Eddie Izzard reference?
Perfectly good tummies!
Hang on there...
the crash landed setting implies 3 people and a pet so...
WAIT, DID THE CAT EAT THE THIRD ONE?
I think she's lying
You can set up scenarios, so you could easily set yourself to not have a third person.
Without a table though?
No, but the second man had a breakfast without a table... and it's forbidden to touch stuff, sooo....
It is unclear
A Rimworld skit! This has improved my mood by 20!
This also reminds me of one of my Rimworld games where my best colonist had the "staggeringly ugly" trait so everyone hated him (yeah just for being ugly) and he had a constant -20 mood for getting insulted. He didn't mind eating without a table though. That's why he never broke down.
Balthor Darkness: -5 Mood
Unbearably Cold: -4 Mood
Hungry: -6 Mood
I spawned on an Ice Sheet, help...
@Brother Kotello I believe so, yeah.
"hey i see that your married with my friend but you should date me"
mental break - got rebuffed, also ate without a table
-Date me
No
-Date me
No
-Date me
No
*-REEE I WILL NOW KILL EVERYONR*
Also, the thing that boggled my mind the most: a brawler carrying a gun causes them as much distress as having someone they love sold as a slave.
My bi colonist asked out both the groom and the wife while attending a marriage, then had a mental break from rejection and killed the cat. Rimworld is a mess but we love it
+20 mood from attending wedding.
"It's so wonderful to see two people come together in marriage like this. Hey...bride!! Date me instead!!
REBUFF
Once I had a female colonist who was married with my medic, great guy, she loved him but for some reason cheated on him publicly every month or so and of course he hated that about her but never divorced her, so I actually built him a room just for himself when he was going through a bad moment, in the same colony I had a girl who had a polyamorous trait or something like that, started dating a guy, married with him and not even once cheated, that's life I'm the Rim for ya
I actually can click the like button, but *somebody* won't let me do it.
Eyyy I could click like but *SOMEONE* won't let me
Click the like button.
PLAID CHICKENS TRAITS: Rebellious. No you can't tell me what to do
MrAntieMatter That certain *somebody* isn't you.
MrAntieMatter it's time to get angory!
I saw someone playing this game and most of his colony was burnt to the ground alongside the majority of colonists because the only one capable of standing up refused to put out the fires.
you know why right?
@@onyxsuccubus bet he started it too
Some men just like to watch the world burn
I hope you've started playing with manual priorities afterwards
he set the fire didn't he
"There was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now, there's no spaceship." -Ian, 2017
I turned that into a meme
"...not having a table is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy"
Never thought I would hear that sentence in my life.
Well now we both have lol
Trust me, it’s very accurate to the game
Cassandra: "...and they all died."
Randy: "Pfft! Not random enough."
Phoebe: "Aww. Not fair!"
Cassandra: well, that's the end folks
Randy: fuck it another raid.
Phoebe: random stranger dressed in all black to the rescue
Cassandra: ruthless AI that wants to see you suffer
Randy: Doesn't give a single shit about how your colony is doing
Phoebe: forgets your colony exists for months, then sends 10 raids, 2 infestations and a toxic fallout your way, all in the span of 1 day.
@@LucyTheBox while your colonists simultaneously catch intestinal parasites
@@letroll8954 for no wearing proper protection.
Phoebe: fuck you dumb shithead player
Rimworld AND Door Monster!?! Best thing ever!
not only toxic fallout and a blight at the same time can ruin this day!
John de waard Dont forget the insects and mechanoids that choose that exact moment.....
And the maneating cat.
I was somewhat expecting one of them to break down a wall and set loose a battalion of killer robots; oh well, I guess next time.
FonVegen the killer robots burned my base down... after the slavers took the only one that could shoot among us. And then I forgot to tell them to not mine the wall that is obviously evil.
What about the time one of my prisoners actually did that, broke out, then broke down a random wall, and released a robot swarm.
Cool! Rimworld video! I want to watch it while eating! Shit, where's my table ...
Maybe you ate it? XD
I used to keep my monitor on a footlocker in the corner, it made a poor table. Still better than using some worthless, obsolete in two months, laptop. Amirite guys?
You want to watch it while eating... Shit
I so hope that cat will become a regular cast member :P
You should have seen the way that someone -JEFFERY- tortured it
Different cats. That one deserved it.
More like cats member
The cat that Jefferey tortured went on to become a serial killer/maneater that Lola looks up to.
+David Staudinger I LOVE PUNS!
I will never take a table for granted again
I use tables for everything. Watching Door Monster, gaming, eating, watching Door Monster, watching other RUclips, work, gaming, watching Door Monster… and, you know, other stuff.
@@jackdereduvo1109 I think you forgot Watching Door Monster you have to have it at least 10 times to be accurate
This was beautiful. *wipes away a single sanguine tear*
MasterOfGrey(MoG) Sanguine: +12 Mood
I've been eating little else but fast food for months now (I don't have a kitchen in my apartment), and today, for the first time in ages, I actually sat down at a restaurant where they give you actual silverware and you eat at a table, and I have to say: You really do not understand how important eating at a table is until you have experienced not doing it for a long time.
Watched this when it came out, and I remember not understanding the jokes. I've now logged 70 hours in RimWorld. This is now one of my favourite vids.
So what is the deal about the table and "somebody" stopping them?
@@Fulano5321 In the game, colonists get a not-insignificant penalty to their mood for eating without a table, which has been criticized by players to be a silly thing for them to be upset about.
As for the "somebody", they're referring to the player, who can forbid items from being interacted with by colonists.
As a side note, I now have nearly 700 hours in the game. Definitely in my top 5 favourite games of all time, and this video is probably in my top 5 Door Monster skits
@@Ephemeral_Inspiration Nice, thanks!
@@Fulano5321 In addition to what he said, not only can the player forbid items, all items on the map start off as forbidden by default, for some reason.
No table? Oh god, how do they survive?
This is AMAZING please do more rimworld stuff, i'd mostly want to see a skit on mental breaks though.
Oh I so hope we see more rimworld sketches since that game has so many hilarious fuck up moments. XD
Every week is torture waiting for a new video.
Not entirely. The cats want to kill all leaders, and eat them to hide evidence, then keep the rest of us as slaves.
Jack de Reduvo i feel like i have seen you in every youtubers comment section. Its scary
War_Catz 13 My cats keep me up to date.
Toonga, I usually comment on: Alternate History Hub, Be Amazed, CaptainSauce, Civilization, Door Monster, Drew Durnil, and 18 others (out of my subscriptions, I sometimes go to other channels).
Jack de Reduvo nearly all of those you said i am subbing to xD
Seems like we have similar interests then ;)
Came back here after your recent Rimworld video because "Not having a table is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy" is one of my favorite lines in all of YOuTube.
I see Rimworld, i upvote.
I need a table to watch this video
I need a table to read this comment
I know right, I have my PC on the floor, fukin rich kids using tables for everything these days.
Hey, you guys should totally do Dwarf Fortress. It sounds like this game is similar. DF is one of the hardest, most hilarious games ever created, you could do a TON with it.
I bought this game 3 days ago and then my favorite RUclips sketch-channel uploads a Rimworld skit. Life is great.
rimworld: the only game where "psychopath" may actually be a good thing to be
Love the "Lost" opening.. beautifully done.
you guys got me into this game, send help
We're so sorry, there's nothing we can do now.
Spirit Of Hatred
One of us, one of us, one of us.
I can send you a table to eat at. Thats the least I can do
@@MagyarGaben i can send a Nutrient past dispenser to help, never mind it can't be packed...
I expect Rimworld will be able to provide inspiration for other videos in the future. This was funny and I appreciated it. Good job.
Thank you! Hopefully we can do more :)
"I know you've been through a traumatic event, not having a table is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy" - Kyle, 2017
I will never getnover:
"Why is there a cat?"
*Meow*
"It's unclear."
fantastic as always! I wouldn't be surprised if y'all landed a TV gig one of these days. Would sincerely tune in every week to catch some Door Monster skits. Pretty much what I do now, actually.
I'd *hate* it if they moved to TV - I don't own one of those, so I'd miss being able to watch their skits...
They'd probably still put them up on RUclips, and anyway, you can watch almost anything that's on TV on a mobile device or computer.
not really. I've yet to see Expanse I think it is because Netflix Canada doesn't stream it here and my ISP told me off for doing bad things twice last year.
kairon156 Get a vpn, problem solved.
I remember when I was younger and I was forced to eat my food outside without a table like a savage...
I've never been the same since...
.........
doesn't sound like you did it like a savage if you've never been the same since
@@isaiahf-d846
Savage means an uncivilized person.
@@DaDerpyBro that is true.
I fucking adore this game.
Thank you for doing this.
Thank you so much for watching!
You guys deserve way more views than you get, these are some of the best video games shorts I've ever seen
Thank you! That means a lot :)
build more turrets
TORBJORN HERE
But I want to play horseshoes first!!
Ricky Kienbaum what me? the guy right beside the turret location and all the steel? nah. another dude on the other side of the map is going to start it then go to sleep before finishing, I am going to the other side of the map where he is to almost pick up the logs beside him, only to change my mind when I'm two feet away and head back to go to bed.
hhiippiittyy you you will be sent out with a gun with no ammo to fight raiders all by yourself
"Not having a table isn't something I would wish on my worst enemy."
this writing is *chef kiss* your deadpan delivery is my faaav
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME. Y E S
"I kinda feel like watching the clouds y'know.." this is so on point
The way the cat’s first meow replaced a sound in the music should have been is such a great detail
Ah man, this channel is gold.
I think it is Cobalt just my opinion
Plaid Chickens eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You should bring up the storage mechanics as well. Like how building shelves or storage containers is impossible without mods so everything is laid out evenly on the floor. Also how travel is mainly done through launching people hundreds of miles away late game in little pods that can fit llamas. Last thing I'll add is the mass production of animals that you can cram into tiny spaces and send in hordes to attack raiders
im so happy u guys made a rimworld vid
"There was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there's no spaceship!" The subtlety behind this line made me miss it the first time, but it is amazing! You guys have some of the best writing, acting, and timing I've seen in awhile, and I look forward to the next videos (Having devoured every other sketch you've put up)!
Me: there is a table there
Colonist: yes
Me: it has a chair
Colonist: yes
Me: so you can eat at that table
Colonist: seems reasonable
Me: so will you not eat off the ground?
Colonist: I hAd To EaT oFf ThE fLoOr LiKe An AnImAl, CaN't We GeT a TaBlE aRoUnD hErE
Colonist : Meh, they'll surely remember that they drew an imaginary Area 51 around the table.
*codes a mod so I can just chain all my colonists to picnic benches forever so they can never eat off the floor*
And he then has a mental break because he ate without a table.
As someone who had to eat without a table for a week, It really is a significant drain on one’s sanity
No wonder the ship crashed, everything in the rubble indicates it was made out of stone.
Need more of these, Rimworld has a lot of potential material to use.
Real talk, refrigerating human corpses for my pets to eat is something I do.I don't butcher them, just leave them whole to be snacked on
DamnDaimen LOL, without context this comment would be so extremely disturbing. 😀
In game?
Nah.
in game this is quite mild. very efficient i must say. *tips human skin hat*
yeah, playing with a cannibalistic group is so much more fun lol.
Please do an entire series on this. For years and years.
Mental break: Murderous Rage
The final straw was: Colonist died
i just got into rimming and i cant stop. my first try one of the people was bit by a squirrel and succumbed to their injuries and the pet cat went mad because of the death and scratched the other two people who then also died. RIP
The best things about your videos is that I've never played Rimworld yet I still thought this was funny. Also, now I want to play Rimworld.
Came back to enjoy this gem, then realised I don't even own a table, and now I'm sad.
"Lola: Maneater"? My cat would devour entire planets, solar systems, galaxies! Then all that would be left is my cat, me, my house, an IKEA and its staff, and Kyle (who remains unaware of the universe's predicament because he's shopping in IKEA for a new time machine).
This needs so much more attention, please do more if possible
A Rimworld skit? I love it!!
This is one of the first times that you guys did a video about one of my favorite games, I love this
So as much as I'd love this to become a lasting Rimworld series (like seriously, there's so much random bullshittery in that game) there's this free game on steam that's pretty interesting called "Soda Dungeon" where you take the concept of using Sugary Beverages as a means of mind control to crawl FF1 style dungeons till they kill themselves and you rake in their blood money so your bar can have nicer chairs.
Sold. Have to check that one out.
I'm impressed, you made videos about all of my favorite games, although they aren't that popular.
Inaccurate, should have approximately 1000 mods, robots who literally never lose melee engagements, every colonist should be a cannibal psychopath.
and also the raid came too soon.
It's really weird, I watch all of this busting a gut at each deadpan turn of events. I show it to my friend and he stares blankly, un-amused. Truly astounding. I wish more could share it the joy of this brand of humor.
Rimworld in a nutshell:
Ate without table: -3
Fellow colonist died: also -3
A prisoner died: -5
I love how much you play the table joke.
This channel adapts to my gaming addictions, its a little creepy
"There was a spaceship, and then there was a problem, and now there is no spaceship." That might be my favorite line ever. This was just as good as I was hoping it'd be.
Kyle has beautiful eyes.
... Ok, I'll admit, that was kind of weird (doesn't change the fact it's true).
lol
This is so much funnier now that I've actually played Rimworld.
It seems like a hive mind would be very useful in this situation
Collective your timing is off you're getting sloppy
We have been busy
RW is one of my all time favorite games, and I bought it because of this video. Thanks DM!
Oh my god. Someone else has played Rimworld.
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I love this video. There needs to be more live action RimWorld skits.
Know I’m really late but saw the nobody mentioned the opening was a parody on the opening of Lost. Like come on. a close up of a doctors eye, view of the sky though the brush then turning over to see a pet. Might not be on purpose but found it funny
since I have re-discovered this channel I have been preaching the good word of the door monster to all my school friends. one of them is now a door monster fan.
I was eating without a table I was watching this.
More Rim world please, this is great!
Genius. Absolute Genius! GJ
Thanks! :D
This is amazing. Splendid work, guys
Thank you!
I actually burst out laughing by the end.
Thank you for that.
You're very welcome :D Thanks for watching!
I definitely want to see more Rimworld videos!
so is rimworld the action adventure version of prison architect?
Basically
Sweet
like that but none of your guards can fight and your builders can't be bothered to build anything
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It’s like a Sci-Fi Dwarf Fortress
It's quite funny how much of each other details of your appearances switched around
The cat's real name is Ba'al, the Soul Eater, and it will eventually destroy all of the stars, plunging the universe into an eternal darkness to show all life the grim truth, and then devouring the souls of all those who die in the aftermath.
The cat's true name is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\...
You guys (and gals) are great! I bing watched all your videos and I've been showing you to everyone I know. Keep up the good work and I hope you get more followers, cause you deserve it. (I'm doing everything I can from my end as a viewer)
Thanks so much for the help! :)
Sponsored by Dr. Livingston I presume....
As per usual.
OMG yes. One of my favourite games and Door Monster has done it justice!
Thanks for making a morning packed with meetings a whole lot better!
Cheers Door Monster!
Very happy to help! :D
Is it just me, or is 2020 playing out like a Randy Random planet-wide RimWorld colony?
Not yet, we haven't had a pack of maneating Yorkshire terriers descend to Earth, which would at least force everyone to stay inside for 2 + RND(3) days
Me: gives pawns recreation time
Pawns: Nah I want to work regardless
Pawns a bit later: How dare you let my recreation go down
One of my colonists was a cannibal, pacifist, female, misogynist.
This is really good. Haven't actually played any Rimworld, but from my experience with dwarf fortress I'll assume that having no table is the equivalent of getting drenched in lamb's blood. Also, you should totally do something on dwarf fortress. Personally the necessary occasional cat removal program is my most memorable activity
i had my colony killed by over 500 chicks (as in chicken) who were manhunters
We have a table...but it's a little farther than I want to walk. Time to wander aimlessly in freezing conditions until I collapse.
British experience?