I'll never look at the color red the same way again. Also, I like that this guy is trying to find his uncle even though it says in the letter/text that the experiments must have killed him. Maybe he's just super hopeful.
Ferdinand Lorentzen He's calling me "wartomato" because that's my username everywhere else. As in, every username of mine has always been "wartomato" except for my RUclips one.
***** and i played along with it, just with connecting it to the giant tomato from maplestory... that appear in cities like henesys in the summer event. giant tomato attacking a city..... a wartomato.... -___-
Eh, I probably would have just ignored it today. I most likely saw a lot of "roses are red..." comments in a row and was getting annoyed. Plus, Streedee already had this one covered with the grammar roast so I don't really know why I chose to get involved. All in all, I don't feel too bad about this one. Cringe level: 5/10 (Meh)
You cared to give your nephew your house, yet you didn't care enough to remember your nephew's name, make sure the basement is safe enough for him to walk through, and unlabeled "experiments" that would do, who knows what, to him. *Uncle of the year, ladies and gentlemen...*
Regardless of the quality (or lack thereof) in this... I can't be too upset with any game that has a fucking 'throw a radio' button. If you think about it, it'd make for a pretty solid attack. No one expects a guy to just up and wang a boombox at their head!
Is Evil still the best-worst game you've played? You know, the one where at the end a monkey or something is lodged into your nightstand? Because this game had enough red in it to make me think it's near Evil in terms of spook.
The other Timore games were a mess, but this feels like the laziest and most unoriginal of the bunch. It just does not make a lick of sense, random silly sound effects.
That was quite red. I like how the basement his really huge and empty with no indication why the whole thing is in a basement since there is nothing but potions in open chests and no cages or little homes for the "Experiments".
I don't know why the aspect of this game that bugs me the most is that the developer didn't bother to pad out the seconds/minutes components of their timer to always have two digits. Instead it bounces between one and two digits. It literally would take ten seconds to fix that issue; two minutes maximum to fix it if they had to search for a solution first! It's so blatantly unpolished that it drives me crazy. Who thinks that's okay?!
....... OH MY GOD ANOTHER TIMORE GAME. WHERE DO I BEGIN. 1. Health Potion: NO stop right fucking there. Hourai Elixir: Maybe. Silent Hill gets away with it, because they have done it for years, it's tradition there. 2. Where are you getting all these god damn lightbulbs? 3. Radio music has an incredibly short and disruptively abrupt loop. 4. Why the hell. Did your uncle. Send you. KNOWINGLY. Into such a dangerous situation. In the beginning he clearly stated that he foresaw his death incoming, so he preemptively mailed his nephew. If he foresaw his death and had already fabricated many Health Potions (urgh... that name). Why didn't he use them himself? Why not preemptively annihilate his dangerous creations? LOOP FUCKING HOLES IN LOGIC. 5. Another Timore game I don't even.... When is Steam gonna greenlight this? 6. Achievements + Horror game = No, complete loss of the horror element in favor of Achievements. 7. Why does this guy live alone in the middle of the woods with his experiments? Was he a mad scientist and cast out of the Science community? If so, why would you follow your Uncle into something so dangerous that, again, He knew was dangerous, and explicity stated he died, implied that it was his experiments that killed him. So, Nephew/Protagonist Confirmed for cliche Horror game Dumbass. The Uncle is an ass for taking advantage of his Nephew's stupidity and lured him to his death. 8. For a laboratory with chemical engineering going on there are a fuck ton of Lab equipment NOT PRESENT. For that matter Laboratory=\= Labyrinth. Mazes are inefficient as fuck to work in for a scientist. Lets try to be less Negative Shall we? 1. Functional Gameplay. always a plus! 2. Even if not entirely nonsensical a plot is clearly there and *somewhat* understandable. 3. UI isn't cluttered to shit with GUIs. You only have on screen what you need to know. 4. If this wants itself to be a simply run around arcade style survive as long as possible game then.. G fucking G it's an excellent game. (But we all know that's not what it wants to be.) (I also said less negative, I didn't promise positivism.) Just.. Just UGH. Keep making Timore Games. The damned know I could use more laughs and things to rip apart.
What kind of basement is that? Where did the uncle get so many bottles and chests? Why is there nothing else in the "basement" than the bottles and the chests?
There's a hell of a difference in quality compared to his Nox Timore video from a year before this one. That's actually really cool to see! You really grew in a single year, didn't you?
I see this game was inspired by The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. ...If you don't get the joke, don't go looking for that book. It is seriously atrocious. If you do get the joke, I'm sorry.
So, if red is scary and scary is red, are Bunker 16 and One Late Night not scary because they have barely any red in their palettes? Please answer, John, me so confused!
"i have to find my uncle"
Didnt he just say hes dead?
he was surrounded by like seven million health potions, no way he's dead
+Microbyte I say you he dead.
+Microbyte I think it means find his uncle's dead body.
+ICUSeriously lol, i got that reference
This game is inspired by Silent Hill 2^^
Honestly I was scared by the Health Potions...
Because they were red.
The carpet in my room is red... AHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHAHAA *Text trails off*
His name is DeNephew and he has a sister named DeNiece
+Saturn Silhouette Please
I'll never look at the color red the same way again. Also, I like that this guy is trying to find his uncle even though it says in the letter/text that the experiments must have killed him. Maybe he's just super hopeful.
"you failed finding your uncle" wait he is fucking alive?!!!!
Mom.
I can't sleep.
_The red will eat me._
+Necron Gamer (Philip Clay) He is not any red wartomato.... he is the summer-event tomato. Often seen in cities, like Henesys.
Ferdinand Lorentzen He's calling me "wartomato" because that's my username everywhere else.
As in, every username of mine has always been "wartomato" except for my RUclips one.
***** and i played along with it, just with connecting it to the giant tomato from maplestory... that appear in cities like henesys in the summer event. giant tomato attacking a city..... a wartomato.... -___-
you know... the one that is on your profile picture.
The only horror is the fact that this game was created. :|
Ha
Lmao agreed
YOU FAILED FINDING YOUR UNCLE MENU
Roses are red.
This game is red.
How about you play a different one instead?
I are amazing poet!
Tyrian3k you arent amazing grammar
I is pointeless carment and has gud gramgrams and spelring....
Eh, I probably would have just ignored it today. I most likely saw a lot of "roses are red..." comments in a row and was getting annoyed. Plus, Streedee already had this one covered with the grammar roast so I don't really know why I chose to get involved. All in all, I don't feel too bad about this one. Cringe level: 5/10 (Meh)
[throws a thousand light bulbs and a radio in your direction] good game
"Toothless pac man"
Uh...
You cared to give your nephew your house, yet you didn't care enough to remember your nephew's name, make sure the basement is safe enough for him to walk through, and unlabeled "experiments" that would do, who knows what, to him. *Uncle of the year, ladies and gentlemen...*
I thought it said "raddest."
I was both excited and disappointed when I realised that was not the actual title.
+GrayTimber Same here
"Make way for Toothless Pacman and Red Dog" is what I'm going to put on my wedding invites.
NO.
Birth announcements.
Regardless of the quality (or lack thereof) in this...
I can't be too upset with any game that has a fucking 'throw a radio' button. If you think about it, it'd make for a pretty solid attack. No one expects a guy to just up and wang a boombox at their head!
Throw...a..radio..........WTF
+Bry Bommie
10/10
10/10-
100/100
best game.
BEST GAME!
+pepper Mill Ahhhh JonTron lol
Mr. Reavis
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+Bry Bommie Throw the CHEEEESE!
"2/10"-IGN "Not enough red"
This game has over 100 "Perfecto" ratings on gamejolt.
Whyyyyyy
Can we talk about that atrocious font choice to? Starbursts? Swirlies? Textures? Is that the feminine version of Bleeding Cowboy?
"I can't believe that this thing actually exists"- John 2015 Best Commentary ever
No..just...no
Throwing light bulbs to see further.Why don't you just get a better flashlight?
Is Evil still the best-worst game you've played? You know, the one where at the end a monkey or something is lodged into your nightstand?
Because this game had enough red in it to make me think it's near Evil in terms of spook.
Man creates red for consumption... yet in the end the red consumes man. *sheds a single tear*
"You failed finding your uncle menu".
Red is the scariest color. _Period._
Midnighterz
It's for emphasis, bitch. And I never pass on the chance to make a juvenile pun. Stop trying to cramp my style.
Midnighterz
I don't have anger issues, I just go with the flow.
Midnighterz
I'mma set this man strate.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch
+Space Jew I love the color red. :).... and black
+Midnighterz What's that whooshing noise? It's the joke going over your head
Are you... "red"y for this?! Boom!
wow
Honestly, your Timore videos are my absolute favorite
Why wasn't the Thumb-nail of you screaming like every other youtuber. This game is pretty fookin skary m8
This is literally Pacman.
I have no words.
Neither does the white Pacman here, seeing that he has not teeth nor tongue :P
"Drop a playing radio to attract the strangers in the basement."
-Timore Avaritia
I love how the timer in the bottom corner has a placeholder for when you reach one hour. Did this game even take more than an hour to "develop"?
Toothless PAC Man and Red Dog. Scariest monsters this Halloween.
love that video title
I love the old Timore games. They're too bad to hate or even take seriously.
The other Timore games were a mess, but this feels like the laziest and most unoriginal of the bunch. It just does not make a lick of sense, random silly sound effects.
He's either looking for his uncle's body or he forgot he was dead because of the gas.
Should have worn your scary red shirt to match
Wait... he looking for his uncle even though hes dead? Well, cant expect much from a guy who throws radios around.
how much health potion and the color red can you put in one game? that damn silent hill siren, and the evil gummy
I was told each time you get the red halo around you it means a new creature appeared.
John looks super annoyed/pissed/regretful from 0:00 to 10:50
That was quite red.
I like how the basement his really huge and empty with no indication why the whole thing is in a basement since there is nothing but potions in open chests and no cages or little homes for the "Experiments".
You failed finding your uncle menu.
I like that the uncle was so upbeat in his death note. I also like that his uncle had a cave, not a basement
John you don't fool us, you clearly fearquit this game, it's ok to be scared of Timore, don't worry, we won't judge you.
I don't know why the aspect of this game that bugs me the most is that the developer didn't bother to pad out the seconds/minutes components of their timer to always have two digits. Instead it bounces between one and two digits.
It literally would take ten seconds to fix that issue; two minutes maximum to fix it if they had to search for a solution first! It's so blatantly unpolished that it drives me crazy. Who thinks that's okay?!
....... OH MY GOD ANOTHER TIMORE GAME.
WHERE DO I BEGIN.
1. Health Potion: NO stop right fucking there. Hourai Elixir: Maybe. Silent Hill gets away with it, because they have done it for years, it's tradition there.
2. Where are you getting all these god damn lightbulbs?
3. Radio music has an incredibly short and disruptively abrupt loop.
4. Why the hell. Did your uncle. Send you. KNOWINGLY. Into such a dangerous situation. In the beginning he clearly stated that he foresaw his death incoming, so he preemptively mailed his nephew. If he foresaw his death and had already fabricated many Health Potions (urgh... that name). Why didn't he use them himself? Why not preemptively annihilate his dangerous creations? LOOP FUCKING HOLES IN LOGIC.
5. Another Timore game I don't even.... When is Steam gonna greenlight this?
6. Achievements + Horror game = No, complete loss of the horror element in favor of Achievements.
7. Why does this guy live alone in the middle of the woods with his experiments? Was he a mad scientist and cast out of the Science community? If so, why would you follow your Uncle into something so dangerous that, again, He knew was dangerous, and explicity stated he died, implied that it was his experiments that killed him. So, Nephew/Protagonist Confirmed for cliche Horror game Dumbass. The Uncle is an ass for taking advantage of his Nephew's stupidity and lured him to his death.
8. For a laboratory with chemical engineering going on there are a fuck ton of Lab equipment NOT PRESENT. For that matter Laboratory=\= Labyrinth. Mazes are inefficient as fuck to work in for a scientist.
Lets try to be less Negative Shall we?
1. Functional Gameplay. always a plus!
2. Even if not entirely nonsensical a plot is clearly there and *somewhat* understandable.
3. UI isn't cluttered to shit with GUIs. You only have on screen what you need to know.
4. If this wants itself to be a simply run around arcade style survive as long as possible game then.. G fucking G it's an excellent game. (But we all know that's not what it wants to be.) (I also said less negative, I didn't promise positivism.)
Just.. Just UGH. Keep making Timore Games. The damned know I could use more laughs and things to rip apart.
Reddest game you've seen?......Have you ever heard of the Virtual Boy?
What kind of basement is that? Where did the uncle get so many bottles and chests? Why is there nothing else in the "basement" than the bottles and the chests?
There's another Timore Game?
John's expression in the beginning sums up mine when I heard those news.
Zealotrous is my new favorite word.
Saw all the red on GameJolt, I anticipated this play through and thoroughly enjoyed it.
0:28 everything sounded normal until i hear throw a radio and I just exploded on laugh.
There's a hell of a difference in quality compared to his Nox Timore video from a year before this one. That's actually really cool to see! You really grew in a single year, didn't you?
"Toothless Pac-Man"...Has Pac-Man ever had teeth...?
Most likely. The graphics never confirmed or denied this.
The sprint helps you to stop playing this game as fast as possible
At 8:51, to answer why there are so many potions; there would be nothing in the game TO DO if there were no potions to collect.
Wow, I didn't think it was possible but it seems there's even LESS things happening in this Timore game.
Don't mind me. Just passing through watching John's Bad Horror Games playlist. This game is: RED potion collection simulator.
I see this game was inspired by The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. ...If you don't get the joke, don't go looking for that book. It is seriously atrocious. If you do get the joke, I'm sorry.
The red in this game is so scary I shit myself.
When I checked my pants, it was red.
I think I'm dying.
MY REDDEST JUMPSCARE YET!
Know how it feels to drink to much of something? Imagine sprinting around in the dark while constantly chugging 35 bottles of cough syrup
So, if red is scary and scary is red, are Bunker 16 and One Late Night not scary because they have barely any red in their palettes?
Please answer, John, me so confused!
Is that Kirby in the thumbnail? I'm going to assume it's Kirby. Probably makes the game somewhat better.
The jiggly thing on the second fail was hilarious
John you are the Master of your craft!
That thing looked like a teletubbie.
I was trying not to laugh either, but you laughing made me lose it too cx Glad you had fun.
those footsteps sound the same as the ones in re code veronica when claire was walking on the brick pavement outside the mansion
4:02 The look of utter disappointment on your face haha
Sometimes I wonder if people just create these games for the attention they get when john plays them.
Toothless pacman and burnt meat handpuppet dog could be horror classics. Not here, though, but they could.
Timore! The real horror "series" that just won't die!
IGN 9/10 "not enough potions"
YES omg I’ve been looking for this game/video. I love the monster models in this game they’re so dumb looking.
You thought the Red Scare was scary? It wasn't nearly as red as this is.
*whispers* oh my god the games fit together
As soon as I heard the siren I immediately thought of silent hill lol
Ok, I'm lying in my bed, watching HarshlyCritical at 9:00pm in FEBRUARY in WINTER and also in MINNESOTA and it starts raining. LEL. Global warming.
YES. I was wondering if there would be another one.
WARNING: REDDEST GAME IN YEARS!!!
WHERE ARE THE EXSTINGUISHERS??!GIVE US YOUR SPOOLS!!!!
Imagine a gas leak being made and a siren going off because of some potato 7:14
You need to play the pagan ritual demo. It's beautiful.
You obviously deserve way more subs.
Whoa the red SUPER SCARY. On a more serious note are there any other good looking horror games that are coming out soon
The radio music was the best.
IGN - "10/10 My only nightmare is a world without red."
7:20 that giggle 😂❤
Ohh. Oh, no. That 5 second loop.
this game is REDical.
7:24 dat laugh, though.
Fran, my dear Nephew!
Greetings fellow Timore 5 DLC watchers.
Pretty sure Konami owns that siren sound effect. Rofl
Why are people saying they can't believe this guy actually exists?
there is so much red in this game that it could have made me Die Hard.
4.46"Light bulbs...pff" :'D
Great video
A 3rd Timore game? But...why, creator? WHY?
On the subject of stupid games, there is a new point and click goosebumps game coming out soon and I think it would be fun to watch you play it.