Housemate, WTF Are You Doing?

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  • @lozencolorado3326
    @lozencolorado3326 2 года назад +20

    "A moron drowning in a sea of idiocy" is pure poetry

  • @sketchyskies8531
    @sketchyskies8531 2 года назад +12

    Oh boy
    Oh geez that first one...

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia 2 года назад +135

    Starting off strong with that first one. Jesus.

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 года назад +14

      Holy crack that was a single yike from me, that's awful things gotta be better for them now, what's up with all the suicides? This is awful

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +5

      Like the reply said, “Holy frick, man.”

    • @fanofpink
      @fanofpink 2 года назад +10

      I hope that roommate that got his hiv positive roommate's blood on him got tested.

    • @floppahq7034
      @floppahq7034 2 года назад

      REALLY

    • @See-if_I_care
      @See-if_I_care 2 года назад

      @@fanofpink I didn't know HIV "lived" outside the body. I learn things every day

  • @AnnaK101
    @AnnaK101 2 года назад +8

    Was living with my BF and he just decided to let another guy live with us. I came home to find him and his stuff and was "TOLD" he was now living with us. I had to give him my spare single bed and sheets and clear out the second room, which was our store room, for him. The sheets used to be those blue tshirt material sheets. They ended up brown, and the mattress underneath was brown. Broke my plates and cultery, damaged/broke a bunch of MY stuff, invited other people over and lectured ME when I asked him to turn it down as i had a job. He also turned the main shower and sink black from mold and his own body - no idea. Its mean to be white. After I got dumped and told to "get out", I got my own place. Ex moved in his new town bike. The other guy took their rent money and didn't pay the agent. The ex and her were going to move, which was the only way to get away from the stinky guy. Apparently that mattress still smelt like a rubbish tip after it got aired out. Oh and the ex told me to "come get your mattress". What a jerk. I put it on the street for hard rubbish collection.

  • @kurinthekitty6842
    @kurinthekitty6842 2 года назад +6

    0:03
    Good lord that so F**king Dark

  • @gj8683
    @gj8683 2 года назад +15

    Lived in a rooming house for 4 months. Four roomers upstairs, owner downstairs. One of the roomers was "not all that domesticated, man," as he told me. He invited me into his room once. There was so much trash that nowhere could you see the floor! Pizza boxes, uncleaned plates, etc. Then one day there was a lot of commotion coming from his room, and he was screaming. Why? A rat, which he couldn't take aim at with a broom because there was so much trash to hide under.

  • @Aztesticals
    @Aztesticals 2 года назад +15

    I was the wtf roommate. I was a madman at the time. I had kinda never had any kind of freedom as a child from my parents so the sudden freedom plus my knowledge of pharmaceuticals from my degree. Yeah my roommate was scared a few times when I would be up at 4 am in the bathroom staring in the mirror and he would walk in to take a crap

  • @SnowWolfAlpha
    @SnowWolfAlpha 2 года назад +1

    Moved into a three bedroom, one bathroom which were already occupied so I was living in sectioned off part of the garage. That was the best part as the garage was the coolest part of the house due to being underneath it. Then the landlord started sleeping in another part of the garage whenever he did maintainence which eventually became all the time. Was constantly awoken by him smoking at 3am and setting off the smoke detectors. Then he started building more rooms. First the living room upstairs disappeared and was replaced by two bedrooms then he started dividing the garage up. These walls had no isolation, they were just frame and weatherboard. A doctor moved in upstairs and he converted one of the rooms into an ensuite with one of the pipes running above the fusebox in the garage. Finally he built a second bathroom in the garage saying it was for the 3-4 people that were living down there at the time, but he built it in "his room" and padlocked it when he was in the room. This landlord wasn't single, he had a family with kids whoi lived in the house down the road.
    For people asking why didn't I report him, it did occur to me multiple times, but at the time I had no where else I could afford and many others were in similar situations so I felt bad about turfing them onto the streets. Instead I just encouraged them to leave as soon as possible. I should've done it anyway as that house was an accident waiting to happen.

  • @floppahq7034
    @floppahq7034 2 года назад +3

    THE FUCK IT STARTS OFF LIKE THAT

  • @samdiel5527
    @samdiel5527 2 года назад +4

    Ok many of these are pretty messed up so here is a bit of a funny one were I was the WFT in my apartment. I'm in my early 30s and live alone. A couple years back I had a job that hired a lot of young adults and teens that had a rough life. The job preyed on these individuals, but that is a different story. So occasionally I'd let young ppl crash at my place help them transition to school, different jobs, etc. Well I suffer from sleep paralysis, moving and talking in my sleep. Well one time 3 young adults were sleeping on my floor, 2 guys and a girl for a week. In the middle of the night one of the guys came to use my bathroom in my bedroom because the other was being used. (They had permission). But when they opened my door I apparently rose out of the bed like being in the Exorsist and screamed at the top of my lungs before laying back down. Freaked them out pretty good. I don't remember doing it. But they said they couldn't sleep the rest of the night. 🤣🤣

  • @amehayami934
    @amehayami934 2 года назад +3

    I'm a girl lived with my boyfriend at the time we took in a roommate to help pay the bills. My roommate was an alcoholic and gets very?... forcefully pervy if you know what I mean. One night my BF went out with some friends he told me he had to much to drink and he was going to stay over the night. Told him that was a good idea and I'll see him in the morning.i went to bed I keep my door clothes, but I also sleep naked, next thing I know I felt a body on top of me I was groggy so I thought it was my boyfriend at first then I remembered the call I got from him.
    I looked and saw my roommate trying to push into me. Lucky for me he couldn't get hard and I push him off grabbing my blanket covered myself and kicked him out of my room and locked my door. Needles to say when my BF got back we made him a deal GTFO now or we will call the cops. He left. So ladies let this be a lesson to all of you, don't think just because you have your boyfriend living with you you're safe from your roommate's if you're home alone with them lock your door.

  • @melterrell5724
    @melterrell5724 2 года назад +10

    At 1st I was like what is power whoring until I read it and it said power houring

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 2 года назад +13

    Yeah, I came home once to find my little brother blasted drunk. Whizzing in a trash can. In the bathroom. Next to the toilet. Naturally, he promptly passed out immediately thereafter... and that's when the REAL party started.

  • @Marksprojects92
    @Marksprojects92 2 года назад +30

    I had a roommate that was to lazy to go use the restroom while he was playing videogames insted he would go out the front door and pee in the yard right next to my car getting splash on the front of my car

    • @Marksprojects92
      @Marksprojects92 2 года назад +4

      @A H he said he did it so he could stay in the chat room on the playstation the bluetooth would reach outside but not the bathroom down the hall

  • @GreatFrostHawk
    @GreatFrostHawk 2 года назад +14

    25:40
    "Beats Michelle once a month"
    "None of my frickin business"
    UH I KINDA BEG TO DIFFER

    • @grootsChannel
      @grootsChannel 2 года назад +3

      I think they meant that whenever they tried to do anything that's what they were tod.

    • @GreatFrostHawk
      @GreatFrostHawk 2 года назад +6

      @@grootsChannel Even so, that's not exactly something to just pull an Elsa over and let it go

    • @thefastcommenter7774
      @thefastcommenter7774 2 года назад

      Ah ya, referencinf Frozen when it's irrelevant

    • @heywhatsup3043
      @heywhatsup3043 Год назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing. Like, call the police or something, shes clearly not in a mental state to help herself. I will never understand how people can just ignore domestic violence like that

  • @Dreamer12888
    @Dreamer12888 2 года назад +4

    Listening to this thread makes me grateful I went to a community college with no housing.

  • @cecejamesable
    @cecejamesable 2 года назад +11

    Christ Almighty, the first one.

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 2 года назад +7

    This is why I would never have a roommate, especially someone I don't know.

  • @BigBadGato
    @BigBadGato 11 месяцев назад

    What do you do when you're 30, your drunk ass roommate is 32, plays for honor all day and drinks like a fish ? lol

  • @Destiny15
    @Destiny15 2 года назад

    The guy with the mattress most likely scrapped the metal inside.

  • @HannahSiemer
    @HannahSiemer 4 месяца назад

    I will admit the contributed to some of this mess, here’s how it goes. Keep in mind that took me eight long years to get through college, I was on here avatar of the story. I was attempting to get myself used to apartment living and so Had decided to live in a half dorm/ half apartment on the edge campus. Campus was not all that big, thank heaven. There were definitely ways to get lost, but they were plenty of ways to get yourself lost. So there’s nowhere for me to put any of my stuff, That’s why I said I contribute to some of this mess, I didn’t have a mug collection yet, and unless you count travel mugs, but there was still nowhere for me to put them. They commit the greatest sin of living with someone like me, moving things. Specifically? My food. I was on a particularly specific diet plant at the time in one of my many attempts to lose weight For health reasons. I had certain things I put in the fridge and certain things I put in the freezer, and they got moved. What’s worse? I stole my frozen blueberries. One of the girls are from India, she seemed OK, I think I may have accidentally taken her whisk or something, she asked for it back nicely, we ended on good terms. The other two? Dear gods, I could write a book once said she had OCD, when I left, her blender was a pot of mac & cheese that was, and I quote fermenting. The other, buckle yourselves this will take a bit. This is also where I say I contributed, I got particular bath mat for the shower so I wouldn’t slip and fall and didn’t realize the fact that I gotten it any Pattern so I couldn’t tell the drain wasn’t therefore I occasionally flood the bathroom. I swear I was not doing this. Anyhow, one day I come home from class and do things happen simultaneously. First, the roommate my left, we all had individual bedrooms with a common living/cooking area, Was complaining about a friend of her having thrown up all over her bed. Meanwhile, her boyfriend and his guy friends were yelling at one of their guy, friends, who is a lot in the bathroom that room and I shared. There were two bathrooms, so we split evenly. I would’ve given them some of my emergency, I drink the time the wing off of cold, and I knew exactly where to get Gatorade, but I knew I wouldn’t be believed. This is the same girl by the way who, had me, go across the hall, we lived across the hall from the RA, put out a fire. Let me explain. If you’ve never seen those old-fashioned coil type stoves, raised top versus flat top, it’s almost like the hood of a car. There’s the element, and there’s the hood. Two properly clean a stove like that you must first lift up the hood and clean underneath the hood. There was so much crap caked on that stove, and that was before I got comfortable enough of stoves to attempt to start cooking myself. Blindness makes you do some very strange things. They also made me do the washing of dishes, even though we had a perfectly functioning dishwasher. They complain that the water was too hard, even with the bricks that I used, even though the dishes came out fine. I eventually left them to their own devices, and then eventually transferred schools for the last three years of my college experience, which odd Atlanta included the beautiful years of the pandemic. Don’t know what’s happened to them, honestly don’t care. I am sorry if dictation garbled about half of that.

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 2 года назад +1

    FFS, you can't waste electricity... Okay, guys, for real... The power plant isn't a battery. It has to run all the time to make power for you to use. Yes they can run it slower and thereby make less power but only to a certain legally mandated floor. This means you are not wasting electricity by keeping lights on. You actually waste it by leaving them off because then coal is being burnt for no reason because it legally MUST be burnt.

  • @meemurthelemur4811
    @meemurthelemur4811 2 года назад +1

    College roommate jr year sat in the middle of our livingroom floor at 2am screaming that satan was strangling her. She was crying so hard she was choking on her spit. And I had an 8am exam. Yeah.
    Edit: no, we never found out why.

  • @magnussinger5909
    @magnussinger5909 2 года назад +10

    Lived with my boyfriend and our roommate for roughly half a year (was in college at the time, so I lived in the apartment when I was home from my dorm). Halfway through living with the roommate we found out he raped my friend. I lived in fear of him for three months until we moved out :)

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +1

      Did you at least report the rapist to the authorities? That awful person deserves prison for what he did.

    • @fanofpink
      @fanofpink 2 года назад

      Why did you wait if he raped someone you should have had him aressted.

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 Год назад

      Oh yikes. I feel so bad for you. But glad you escaped.

    • @axlneztsosie3176
      @axlneztsosie3176 Год назад

      Holy shit

  • @kayq3231
    @kayq3231 2 года назад

    Would try to start/keep shouting matches going. And when I wouldn’t respond, she'd attack me. One threw a can of cooking spray at my head and it missed. Another time she started spraying me with it.

  • @yesmansam6686
    @yesmansam6686 Год назад

    Man's in the closet but the door's wide open

  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 2 года назад

    A drawer full of toenail clippings? Stuff them into some old pantyhose, tie them off and VOILÀ! An eco friendly kitchen scouring pad! 🤣🤢🤢🤢

  • @lozencolorado3326
    @lozencolorado3326 2 года назад

    Never complaining about the gentlemen I share a house with when I'm in the city again. They have to deal with my crazy epileptic fits and sleep walking episodes and never do so much as make a tiny complaint. If course I bring my maid/cook with me, so it's not like they don't get side benefits from it, so.....

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 2 года назад

    And here I thought I had it bad with my shut in roommate who runs if you try to talk to him

  • @xotube2206
    @xotube2206 2 года назад +1

    Jeezus

  • @markiusgalfordii9248
    @markiusgalfordii9248 2 года назад

    I seen people that are so drunk that they don't know where the bathroom is that's a normal one I've also passed out and slept on floors pool tables and cars you name it I woke up next to three girls once didn't know how it happened none of us remembered what happened LOL

  • @sloomslukethejew
    @sloomslukethejew 2 года назад

    I search RUclips for positive reddit stories and the first one off this list....

  • @theanonymouscommenter5608
    @theanonymouscommenter5608 2 года назад

    What are you doing housemate?

  • @j.tgrooms
    @j.tgrooms 2 года назад

    This is gonna be good

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile 2 года назад

    Not a crazy story 🏘 but a guy going thru a divorce lived my shared house 1990s. He was moving out and for some unexplained reason 🤔 took my new navy blue Lands End bath towel. The towel thing was not annoying what was odd is I had my full last name monogrammed in the towel. I hope he remembers me when he used my bath towel 🛁.

  • @sandijarunce1986
    @sandijarunce1986 2 года назад

    Never clicked on something so fast lmao 🤣

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +2

      A lighthearted thumbnail, but a dark introduction.

  • @blu_otaku7063
    @blu_otaku7063 2 года назад

    How fo these people escape these situations

  • @ruthbrent7048
    @ruthbrent7048 Год назад

    Did the roomie have loud sex in the room right next to mine after eating Steak ‘n Shake and talking to me? Yes. I’ve never had that happen and now it’s weird. Also I heard loud sniffing at 1pm from them (as in one at a time and loud enough that I could hear it through a wall. Now I know how Greek life ppl live! Anyways I knew they had some but thought they took it not at 1pm and didn’t take it in a tiny restroom. That shits expensive and I don’t think either of them have a job or think that they have issues which is a red flag bc I also have a history of issues.

  • @boxyice1017
    @boxyice1017 2 года назад +6

    Well we know the first commenter wasn't in the navy

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +2

      Is the joke that gay people were not allowed in the Navy?

    • @zangryomani1257
      @zangryomani1257 2 года назад

      @@markparkinson6947 da fuqs a gay person gonna do? Cause the enemy ship pilot to also become gay and drive there ship into them?

    • @titansarepeople1797
      @titansarepeople1797 2 года назад

      @@markparkinson6947 it's a joke that only gay guy are in the Navy lmao

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 2 года назад +1

      @@titansarepeople1797 That makes sense.

  • @polarbearsaysyummy5845
    @polarbearsaysyummy5845 2 года назад

    Lived with a roommate for 11 months...she cost me over 3k, probably closer to 4k. Pretty sure she was mad when she didn't get the deposit back.

  • @giovannicorraliza8552
    @giovannicorraliza8552 2 года назад

    Please people be carefull in how a person says the word heck. Its related to the word hell

  • @giovannicorraliza8552
    @giovannicorraliza8552 2 года назад

    Please be attentive in how one says the word holy

  • @CLCinflorida
    @CLCinflorida 2 года назад +3

    WTF IS WITH ALL THE PERVERSION CRAP 👎👎👎

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 2 года назад

      Perversity, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

  • @giovannicorraliza8552
    @giovannicorraliza8552 2 года назад

    Please dont say the f word like that

  • @_se3_thru9h_9
    @_se3_thru9h_9 2 года назад

    Second! Second!

  • @boxyice1017
    @boxyice1017 2 года назад

    Well we know the first commenter wasn't in the navy