I love how often he tries to prove something or defend himself and it always seems to spiral out of control because of something like a ghost zenis, making him seem even more RIDICULOUS and DERANGED
I like the guy at 5:53 who said: "what a noob" after Jerma failed to remove the Zenis™ of the wall like that's something that happens to everyone on a daily basis and Jerma is just bad at it.
These things happen tp other streamers, they just don't make a big deal about it because they're not psycopaths so it's not very funny when it happens to them Just last week a ghost zenia visisted me at 3am but I just gave it a kiss and went to sleep becajse I'm not a psycopath. I'M Not very entertaining to watch I must admit
Because Jerma is a master at recognizing what a funny situation would be and either concocting one or recognizing when something insane happens and letting it ride.
@@iannordin5250 The way so he's confused at what is obviously just sunlight kinda makes me feel like its all a bit and he cut a denis shaped hole in a piece of paper and stuck it on his window or something
the zenis is only showing through the camera, he can't see it irl, that's why he kept looking to the monitor and why he thought refreshing the cam might work
@@kiiturii Really? That's super fucking weird. I don't know that much about cameras tbf, but I really can't think what would cause that considering that it seems to be like a distortion of daylight through something like glass
@@kiituriishort answer is probably that cameras capture slightly different wavelengths than the human eye. You can often see infrared light sources on camera, such as the LED of a remote control
This comment is so fascinating. Which idea came first, the idea that the balls drifted away from the penis or the idea that jerma was so mad the room got hot?
What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that, from the moment Jerma turned his cam on, it took a mere four seconds for chat to start pointing it out
It's fucking me up so bad how many close calls he's had and how much foreshadowing there's been, I genuinely hope that if he ever officially retires his final bit will be a penis reveal.
@@bestgirlonyoutube They've been together a long time!! She's been in the bg of a few of his streams like the taste test tier list and you can sometimes hear her laughing in the other room
i love how he was just about to make the ghost zenis part of the conversation like "I've never done something before like that but there's a zick on the-"
Fun fact: people have been saying its not visible irl, and only the camera picked up the zenis, which is why he didnt notice it before, and why he has been looking at the screen and back at the wall a couple of times in disbelief
If you've ever played with a polarizing filter that makes a lot of sense with the rainbowy effect. I'm guessing it's made by the light filtering through blinds (shaft) and the holes where the pull strings run through the slats (balls) that's being diffracted and diffused to make it spread out/bloom
1:25 Love the way he says "YesIdo!" All fast and agressive-like. Almost as if he was genuinely annoyed and appaled the suggestion he doesn't have feet and that's something he actually needs to defend.
I absolutely love that every Jerma/fan interation is just harassment and gaslighting. Then whenever Jerma does something that isn't a stream its as if roses are being thrown at his feet constantly, makes me enjoy this weird little collection we have
Im new to watching streamers and watching the chat be a collective group of middle schooler going " >:0 " while Jermas stumbling trying to explain himself is such a beautiful dynamic
It's so funny how he seemed to keep interrupting himself while talking in this "I was gonna write "NO" just to write a tweet" "It was a ton of fun, I've never done something like that, there's a dick on the ... WHAT" Like when he read out that message in the middle of his rant without changing tone or registering it, it was like something out of a cartoon, or like his tendency to read out the worst possible messages has worsened to the point of being involuntary
what I think would be a funny bit is if he randomly streamed one day in a room made exactly like the one he usually does but everything in it is slightly larger just to see how chat reacted
one of my favorite parts of this is when the wall zenis appear you can faintly hear holly (?) laughing in the background. just adds to the whole experience
I will never not laugh at how, after confirming multiple times with his own eyes that the zenis exists in real life, he is disappointed when it's not removed by refreshing the camera.
I love that he's trying to convince people he's not short but his facecam is placed at a downward facing angle which makes the room look big and him look small.
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Boys will be like “I’m not 5’6”” and will try their best to ignore the Holographic Zock on their wall
Hate when that happens
I hate it when I'm talking about something and a zenis appears near me causing me to look deranged and insane
ZOCK 😭😭😭😭
Disgraceful.
Way better than when a zussy vores me
I love how he doesn’t ask “how?”, he just resigns and asks “why?”
jerma gets flashed by his own house
turmoil of man
that's when the ai starts gaining consciousness
he loves how jerma doesn't ask "how?", but instead just resigns and asks "why?"
truly one of the i like how i love how moments
He wonders why the cruel god punishes him
I love how often he tries to prove something or defend himself and it always seems to spiral out of control because of something like a ghost zenis, making him seem even more RIDICULOUS and DERANGED
Seem?
A genis, if you will.
True. lol
Chicanery
He’s so good at making things worse
i've never heard jerma sound more upset and confused than that "what the fuck" reaction to the Wall Zenis
Ayyyy kykay glad to see you here for the zenis
That is so fucking funny. It's like there's a god that's a massive jerma fan and decided to do a little trolling
We do a little trolling
Gods funniest e-clown
@@aeriona626 Zrump Zupporter
@@Profile__1 shut up
God knew his 985th attempt at making the funniest short guy will work.
I like the guy at 5:53 who said: "what a noob" after Jerma failed to remove the Zenis™ of the wall like that's something that happens to everyone on a daily basis and Jerma is just bad at it.
Does it not happen to you?
Trademark
Skill issue
@@simplyunnoticeable55 Did I get the bad rng? It's happening for everyone except me???
@@Thomas_Angeloyou should be glad, the zick and zalls are so bothersome
2:22 is the exact moment his heart drops from fear
He said that as a part of his speech, as if he was reading a script, lol
@@blinded6502 I don't care if this is all fake, it's too good😂😂😂
okay this is super weird and unrelated but on disc i have the same the cure pfp
@@valsartcomms1397 oh that's so sick theyre one of my favorite bands!
Theres a dick on the- *what..? Why!?*
Jerma is simultaneously zilly zonka and the zoompa loompas
Zilly Zonka and the Zenis Zactory
This comment + reply combo killed me.
@@markpetrov9476 rest in peace
@@AbsnormalCoolest zest in peace
The fact that this all happens within the span of 60 minutes just shows how insane this little man is
He is NOT little. Its just his knee is PUSHED OUT.
@@MoonchildDontCry He's POSING.
The Phallic Phantom 😱
The Penis Poltergeist
The Penisgeist
The phallic pain
@@psychowarrior5752penis snake
How can things like this always happen its crazy, actual real life cartoon character
genuinely the perfect streamer to happen to and it happens more than we deserve
These things happen tp other streamers, they just don't make a big deal about it because they're not psycopaths so it's not very funny when it happens to them
Just last week a ghost zenia visisted me at 3am but I just gave it a kiss and went to sleep becajse I'm not a psycopath. I'M Not very entertaining to watch I must admit
Because Jerma is a master at recognizing what a funny situation would be and either concocting one or recognizing when something insane happens and letting it ride.
@@iannordin5250 The way so he's confused at what is obviously just sunlight kinda makes me feel like its all a bit and he cut a denis shaped hole in a piece of paper and stuck it on his window or something
@@Fridge_Fiend I attest to this
His aura just causes them to appear
much like an omega
@@disjointedhoudinijpreg arc when
@@disjointedhoudini stawppp
My favourite part is when he refreshes the camera to see if a REAL THING will suddenly disappear
The thing is it didn't appear irl. It's something with the way his camera recorded.
the zenis is only showing through the camera, he can't see it irl, that's why he kept looking to the monitor and why he thought refreshing the cam might work
@@kiiturii Really? That's super fucking weird. I don't know that much about cameras tbf, but I really can't think what would cause that considering that it seems to be like a distortion of daylight through something like glass
@@tommeakin1732 someone explained it in detail somewhere in this comment section but I don't remember what it was anymore
@@kiituriishort answer is probably that cameras capture slightly different wavelengths than the human eye.
You can often see infrared light sources on camera, such as the LED of a remote control
Thankfully the heat produced by Jerma’s tantrum warmed the room enough so that the balls could drift away from the dongus.
This comment is so fascinating. Which idea came first, the idea that the balls drifted away from the penis or the idea that jerma was so mad the room got hot?
I love how he could clearly infer that its from a window but doesn't try to close a blind
I think it might be from the camera, I saw a comment about that on another video with this clip
(Meaning the camera did funky stuff so that was visible in the video, but it wasn’t actually there irl)
Or it could be a window idk, sorry for so many replies I can’t edit comments on my phone
@@Fionacle it was blocked out when he blocked the light, it was probably something on the window
he can see it in real life
“prisoner cam” made me lose it
i love how he attempts to find where it comes from but just gives up
@N Collective schizophrenia
@@lookatel3658 mass hysteria
Schizopeenia
Notice how high up the door handle is on him.
He's like 5'2
He was genuinely 5'7 at one point, he's just shrunk in his old age. Osteoporosis is a bitch.
@@quixotes4478 he's drying out, put him back in the water
Damn, I just compared my height to my door and I'm the same height as him, sad for him considering I'm half his age
@@Cheldeo You're 30?
@@Cheldeo You do not have much growth to do anymore. You are almost ready 🙂
What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that, from the moment Jerma turned his cam on, it took a mere four seconds for chat to start pointing it out
and you KNOW that it was ONLY because of stream delay
The way he interrupted himself💀💀
I love how he has an emotional breakdown instead of just closing the curtains
Showing us literal SCORNOGRAPHY. Absolutely DERANGED!
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Does this count as Jerma's streaming nightmare finally coming true?
Foreshadowing
@@Woogoo336 forebrightening
It's fucking me up so bad how many close calls he's had and how much foreshadowing there's been, I genuinely hope that if he ever officially retires his final bit will be a penis reveal.
@@Woogoo336 Foreboning
@@Woogoo336 Foreskinning
I love how after CLEARLY observing that it’s due to the light he tries to get rid of a real life phenomenon BY REFRESHING THE CAM
That's because it was only visible on the cam, It's invisible irl
Dude. Its not visable irl. It is indeed comming from the window, but its not observable woth the naken eye, like infrared light.
@@Otamatone69You can only see that happening through the camera
@@Otamatone69same phenomenon as remote control lights being visible through a camera but not irl
@@spadedace9507 source
Jerma lifting his heel up, and then chat going “YASS-ified Jerma” and “SLAY QUEEN” is hilarious.
Club penguin angle
either this was a very quick upload or i've been stuck in a time prison voting for the jermawards
pls give me the link to vote
I love how he just trails off mid sentence, he's DISCOMBOBULATED
5:11 will never not be funny
My favorite part is hearing Holly laugh in the other room when he finally realized
who is holly
@@bestgirlonyoutube His girlfriend
@@newlydeviant WHAT
@@bestgirlonyoutube They've been together a long time!! She's been in the bg of a few of his streams like the taste test tier list and you can sometimes hear her laughing in the other room
The way that he’s just talking normally only for his sentence to trail off has me ROLLING
Literal cartoon antics
I love how he reads chat and says 'dick on the wall' and doesn't process it and then you just see it click and he just panics.
i love how he was just about to make the ghost zenis part of the conversation like "I've never done something before like that but there's a zick on the-"
He poses like a middle school girl taking a first day of school photo
Fun fact: people have been saying its not visible irl, and only the camera picked up the zenis, which is why he didnt notice it before, and why he has been looking at the screen and back at the wall a couple of times in disbelief
If you've ever played with a polarizing filter that makes a lot of sense with the rainbowy effect. I'm guessing it's made by the light filtering through blinds (shaft) and the holes where the pull strings run through the slats (balls) that's being diffracted and diffused to make it spread out/bloom
@@XIIchiron78 physics zenis
I feel like chat found a way to break free of click maps
I am so obsessed with the moment where he reads the comment about the zenis before he even processes what it's saying, I cannot stop replying it
Comically large door
Comically small Jerma
That implies there's also a normally sized jerma and a comically large jerma
Is this statistically more likely to happen to Jerma than anyone else? No. But is anyone surprised that this happened to Jerma? Nope.
I can’t believe THIS was the context to the wall zenis
1:25
Love the way he says "YesIdo!" All fast and agressive-like. Almost as if he was genuinely annoyed and appaled the suggestion he doesn't have feet and that's something he actually needs to defend.
I absolutely love that every Jerma/fan interation is just harassment and gaslighting. Then whenever Jerma does something that isn't a stream its as if roses are being thrown at his feet constantly, makes me enjoy this weird little collection we have
Im new to watching streamers and watching the chat be a collective group of middle schooler going " >:0 " while Jermas stumbling trying to explain himself is such a beautiful dynamic
man tbh thats a massive ghost deek ya got there jerms
It's so funny how he seemed to keep interrupting himself while talking in this
"I was gonna write "NO" just to write a tweet"
"It was a ton of fun, I've never done something like that, there's a dick on the
...
WHAT"
Like when he read out that message in the middle of his rant without changing tone or registering it, it was like something out of a cartoon, or like his tendency to read out the worst possible messages has worsened to the point of being involuntary
and its hilaious
@@soupydouby Quite possibly, but can people like stop bringing it up all the time
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 sorry
@@soupydouby It's alright
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 wait i'm so confused at this interaction didnt you bring it up
what I think would be a funny bit is if he randomly streamed one day in a room made exactly like the one he usually does but everything in it is slightly larger
just to see how chat reacted
The shrinkage
God rolls a d20 at the start of every Jerma stream to see what kind of tomfuckery should transpire
he’s such a jojo
he has the upper half of a tall man
Wall Zenis for Jerma Rumble
4'6" AI generated Jerma tries to prove he's not short while the matrix breaks down around him and summons a zenis of shining light on the wall.
Notice how it shrunk a little after he shadow zerked it
He legit looks like a dwarf with the door as reference
Guy tries to prove that he’s tall but instead proves he’s girlypop
imagine trying to cope over your photo-taking insecurities while a zeiner made of polarized light steals attention away from you
thats me
its my ghost zenis
gigachad flashing cock on jerma stream while he attempts to prove he's not short
You're gonna regret that when a potential employer looks your name up smh
@@aetherius6221 wut
2:48 the realization that it is actually physically there, instead of jsut being a camera glitch, is absolute cherry on top.
I have a theory that jerma looks shorter because his torso and legs are about the same height. Porportion Andy
Jerma yells at a Ghost Zock in front of thousands of fans.
this man has to be living in a cosmic horror story, cause what
This man managed to get flashed by his own house
thats just the minimap
You can hear hear him smile at 0:11
Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk
@@gummy3584 very good game
milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
I love the titles of these videos SO much
I can't stop laughing at this.
Like, there's a random zillyzongdillydonger on my wall.
Welp.
His body is cut in half by the door handle, he is 4,10ft
the more he tries to prove hes not short the deeper the hole he digs for himself
zats a zpicy zick
He admitted he’s computer generators 😦
The sheer foreshadowing from the guy saying "SHOW ZOCK" before it appears
are we gonna talk about how jermas chair costs over a grand?
Makes sense with his general body pains I’d want a comfy chair too
that giant dumper needs proper support
His job is to sit at a computer for hours, he probably writes it off as a "business expense"
he rented an entire Baseball stadium for ONE stream, him owning an expensive chair is the least surprising thing ever
That's not that crazy for a good quality office chair, mine was around 800
i find it funny that every day (if stuffs arranged properly) that probably appears on his wall but this is the first time he noticed it
PSYCO streamer PROVES existence of GOD by upsetting ANCHIENT DEITY
she really slayed this
She?
@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G Don't you get it? Misgendering people is funny when they're male.
@@idot3331 calm down, i don't think it was on purpose. I hope
@@idot3331 Yes 😎
@@idot3331 did you just suggest males are real? Talk about toxic.
his skinwalker powers weren't powerful enough so he ended up as a 4,8 feet gnome
too much zerking off upset a god
He really thought he was about to get banned for a second
2:32 notice how he looks at the actual wall to see the dick even though it was drawn on stream. This proves jerma is a virtual simulation
its light refracted through something in his room
@@carnictus23damn it foiled again
I D I O T
@@larryhoover2541 of course I am I watch jerma
@@carnictus23 does mean he has a huge glass dildo on the Reddit shelf thats acting as a prism?
one of my favorite parts of this is when the wall zenis appear you can faintly hear holly (?) laughing in the background. just adds to the whole experience
The holy zenis
Fun little factoid: The user who subscribed for 61 months at 4:52 is an artist who draws some cool art, very wholesome and not pony-related art.
Thank you internet stranger I will now believe you 100%.
Show me the pony porn, Pancada.
"Yassed up jerma"
The invasive species, known only as Wallus penisus, invades streamers House live (2024, Colourised)
he looks very nice in this stream
barbara streisand effect
I will never not laugh at how, after confirming multiple times with his own eyes that the zenis exists in real life, he is disappointed when it's not removed by refreshing the camera.
The zenis slowly shortens and then falls off
Making history like always
A shame someone didn't say "spit on it"
I like how he feels the need to deny the claim that he doesn’t have feet
he poses like a sorority girl during homecoming
god I’m so attracted to this man
Same
some day jerma will understnad how light works.... some day
If his door is a standard height 80" door, based on his height compared to that top hinge, he's like 5'7"
That foot pose is diabolical
I dont know why reading ZENIS in all caps had me sobbing with laughter but it did
I love how it slowly fades away after minutes.
i swear the zock only got bigger as the video continued
Peak of my life was seeing this live tbh
I've seen like 2 streams live too
5:11 When your guests have invaded your privacy for the last time and need to leave the dinner party.
I love that he's trying to convince people he's not short but his facecam is placed at a downward facing angle which makes the room look big and him look small.