*"What da hail is P.E.? People Eating?"* *"P.E., you know, it’s like exercise. You didn’t have that in school"* *"No, we had R.F., Rice Farming"* *- Steven He 2023*
That is lazy, my foot can get 3 extra hours from selling 2 tons of rice, my right foot has an extra 17 weeks, and my left foot is at 3 weeks. I had it start selling yesterday.
When Steven's Dad said " I told you, when I went to school, I had to walk twenty miles, uphill both ways, twenty-six hours a day, on one foot! the other one was starting a business." had caught me off guard, even though it's been in multiple videos before. That just show how much Steven He can make your day.😂😂😂
"My other foot was selling rice." I can actually picture that. He's gotta be balancing on one foot, using his arms to hold the big barrel of rice on his shoulders, and his other foot holding the laddle, take-away containers and exchanging money.
Steven's Mom is like a Mafia boss - very calm and quiet because she has all the power. She does not always have to have it on display, and she knows it.
Mine also...worked fulltime,partime, and had renters. SOLD my home paid cash for next home....and I am a professional artist and lift weights😂 I think I should study Chinese❤
Steven and his dad are enemies up until Steven’s mom shows up. Then they turn into the most friendly father-son duo I have ever seen. I need more of this dynamic.
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Steven's father:"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"
Steven's mother:"PHYSICAL DAMAGE!"
Emotional damege veery efeective
She gives them all the damage. Even the one that they didn't know about.
Steven: DAMAGE DAMAGE
I LOL'ed when I read that!
Steven: FINANCIAL DAMAGE!
By going to therapy, for the TRAUMA!
"What Is P.E.? People Eating."
Asian Dad Got Me Dead 💀💀
69 likes
I would get A++++++++++
"Back in my day we had RF. Rice Farming"
My kind of P.E lmao
TATAKAE !
"I walked 26 hours a day"
Bro humilated physics in 10 million ways
Physics weren’t invented yet 🙄
@@TrumpsGoofyAssMugshot"The invention wasn't invented yet"
He didn't - he never said he walked on Earth.
He was living on Neptune at the time
@@TrumpsGoofyAssMugshotBro, Steven incented physics. He makes what he wants with it
"I get a six-pack too, from whipping you ass" Best line ever
Steven's dad was no more😂.
Lol
Legends state that he was shattered across the multiverse, looking for a way to return.
this line have kill me
😂😂😂😂
Let’s thank Stevens mom for her skill with the slipper
just like ‘i get a six pack to! from whooping it ass!’
i laughed so much.
La chancla!😂
I made it 1k. I have lived a full life
@@thesonicfanboi 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@thesonicfanboi whatt?s like a thousand years ago. you might have like a 1k years old withchuu
Steven's dad is funny, but Steven's mom, low key, never disappoints.
Unfortunately she never show up again
True that 😂
Low what?
🤨
"My other leg was selling rice" 😂
"My other foot was selling rice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We had R.F: Rice Farming
Got me 💀
*"What da hail is P.E.? People Eating?"*
*"P.E., you know, it’s like exercise. You didn’t have that in school"*
*"No, we had R.F., Rice Farming"*
*- Steven He 2023*
lol
@@lauramagdaleno8185 you mean lost or lost
Nice quote XD
And we had cott- farmi... ~👴🏿
By the way what is P.E.?
"I got a B in my blood test."
*wakes up in an orphanage
how about AB ? and O? XD
The guy with O negative 💀
This chuckles me lmao
@@adarshjoepeter2496 removed from existence 💀💀
People who have A blood group😎😎😎😎😎
"No we had R. F"😂😂😂
“Rice farming” 😂
"How you do this to me" 🤣🤣🤣
“My other foot was selling rice” killed me 💀
previously his other foot was starting a business 😂😂
Same frfr
Then- "My other foot was starting a business"
Now- " My other foot was selling rice" 😂😂
He just revealed his business 😂😂
@@drew_flowed_73 but I thought he sold corn?
@@carolinedunne8810 He planted rice, but the rice too dump then grow up as corn
@@carolinedunne8810 the rice was stoo-bid leh, they made themselves so fat that it was corn leh.
@@SLAW_T3R Understandable, have a nice day
The mom character's stock is rising! 😂
"I SWAM ALL DA WAY FROM CHINA" got me dead
‘I get a six pack too, from whooping you ass’ 😂😂😂
p.s. everytime someone replys with “E” I edit this
Why do people actually keep saying E?
lol 😂
You have to focus on tightening the gut as you throw the shoe.
we all saw the video
It’s the couple from kung foo hustle arguing but with more corn and rice and a potato instead of a prodigy for a child.
"The other foot was selling rice" 💀
“I get a six pack from whooping you a-“
Had me dying
69 likes lets goooo
same XD
The punchline got you? Fucking fascinating, you truly are one of a kind.
*s h o e*
Props for Steven's Dad for running uphill both way and defying physics 💀
And on one foot nevertheless.
Back in his day physics wasn’t invented.
the slap at the last is just tooooo good
All asian dads have an A in pe because they traveled the world to get to school everyday
While their other foot was starting a business
African students as well
@@Sapizanza and hand giving massage in bangkok
True
😂😂
Honestly this is the kindest Stevens dad has been. Offering a fitness coach and giving him a lecture on exercise, this is pro parenting.🎉
I was thinking the same thing. I'm also wondering just how good is that discount or how bad is the guy he got?
@@riverlady982it's the Tai Chi meditation class that the other mothers go every morning to brag about their kids and husbands
True, I was expecting "stoopid."
"I get the six pack too from whooping yo ass"
I'M CRACKING UP!🤣💀
Give this guy a netflix show already!
Absolutely support
@@mcdudeman1397Start it lah!
Its official
Stevens mom is the one to be feared more😂
all Asian mumS
Man just walked 26 hours a day 😭
bruh hahahha
Well I bet Stevens mom walked 34 hours a day
On one foot!
Oof
Time is relative
I was laughing so hard when the mom said:
Did timmeh mother teach you that
I had 6 pack too.....
FROM WHOOPING YO ASS
Lol that part was the most funnyest part bro
"Jesus Christ how you do this to me"😂
Steven's mother: " I got a six-pack, when i was woopibg your ass" killed me 💀
And that shoe effect was awesome
❤❤❤😂😂😂
that looked very personal
Do you have alzheimer's? You cannot even quote correctly from such a short video
“I get a six pack too from whooping ur @ss” that had me laughing
Ikr that got me dieing bruh
">}:|E|"
Bro ikr that got me laughing so hard for 10 minutes lol!😂
@@opgamer17324 wouldn’t you die from laughter after 10 mins or your just being sarcastic or exaggerating-
“ I get the six pack too from whooping your ass” got me dying on the floor
Nawh we need for of the mother bro, She kills me everytime🥶🔥🤣
Grades according to parents.
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
😂😂 nice
For Real😂
Rip
that's actually the standard in korea
E: Extinction
“ NO WE HAD R.F ( RICE FARMING ) “ got me rolling on the floor😭😭
👴🏻 : We had C.F ( Cotton farms)
Fax
Legit my dad did that. Mao’s policy of forcing kids to “learn”…
hes not black tho?
@@sebastianplayz2119cotton
The dad swimming from china dialogue is memorized for me 😂
" I walked uphill. BOTH WAYS ! "
"...my other foot was selling rice." LMFAO
Didn't see that one coming haha
*JESUS CHRIST HOW YOU DO THIS TO ME* 😂😂
So hilarious with the crying
The level of heartache he had😂😂
Steven's mother and father really be having a fight😂😂
Stevens mom is my favorite😂
“I get abs too… from whooping yo ass-“
Steven's dad is the kinda guy to cook minute rice in 50 seconds or less 💀
Steven's dad would NEVER use minute rice! 👡 (my slipper as I send you to Jesus!)🤣
In one short we found out steven can cook 1 minute rice in 58 seconds
All his power went into cooking rice instead of math
"My other foot was selling rice" 💀😂
“We had RF rice farm”
I’m going to the wrong school I guess
That’s very sweet that Steven’s mom praised him for improving!
Yeah what’s up with that
his mother loves him for once 😅
As an average asian, i can confirm we get bonus 2 hours in a day for selling 2 tons of rice
That is lazy, my foot can get 3 extra hours from selling 2 tons of rice, my right foot has an extra 17 weeks, and my left foot is at 3 weeks. I had it start selling yesterday.
Dad caught in 4k lol
The face he made while saying WTH is P.E.? 😂😂🤣🤣
As an Asian, we really do have R.F instead of P.E, that's why most of us eat rice.
Fr?
Nope
But we do love rice
Not only RF. But RC. too, rice cooking
I confirm this as an asian
Steven’s mom is expert in the art of the slipper and Steven’s dad is an expert in failure management 😂
When Steven's Dad said " I told you, when I went to school, I had to walk twenty miles, uphill both ways, twenty-six hours a day, on one foot! the other one was starting a business." had caught me off guard, even though it's been in multiple videos before. That just show how much Steven He can make your day.😂😂😂
"People eating" 💀
"No we had R.F. Rice farming"
Legit😂
My other foot was selling rice
“ I tell u girls love that abs”
😂😂😂 got me laughing to the point my mom almost called 911
Steven’s father is getting in more trouble than Steven😂😂
"....i had to work 20 miles... uphill... both ways...26 hours a day... by one foot", this line just would never got old
When he says " what the hell is P.E. PEOPLE EATING" i was not stopping with laughing😂😂😂
"You know, I get a six pack too....from whooping your ass!👊💥"
Hahahahahaha that was my favorite part!😂😂😂
“JESUS CHRIST HOW YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!.”
Got me laughing 😂 😂
"My other foot was selling rice." I can actually picture that. He's gotta be balancing on one foot, using his arms to hold the big barrel of rice on his shoulders, and his other foot holding the laddle, take-away containers and exchanging money.
bro the dark references to mao zedong just hurts so much
Bro really deserves an Oscar
"Did timmy's mother tell you that" that is where the trouble starts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Steven's mom sure knows how to use her slipper😂
*“What da hail is P.E.? People eating?💀”* GOT ME WHEEZING SO HARD~
Steven's Mom is like a Mafia boss - very calm and quiet because she has all the power.
She does not always have to have it on display, and she knows it.
Now we know what business that foot was running 💀
No one asked
@@Whatsbludoing r/wooooooooooooosh
@@achourfreepalestine npc💀
@@Whatsbludoing yes i am an npc do you have a problem
are you npcephobic
The Depression after hearing "I got a B" doesn't matter what class 🤣.
How you do dis to me!! 😂
This is my favorite episode of this series yet!!!
JESUS CHRIST.... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!! 😂😂😂
I swam all the way from china🤣🤣🤣
'FROM WHOOPING YOUR ASS' RIP Steven Dad 😂
"We had R.F. - rice farming." 😂😂
26 hours a day 😂 the dad failed math
We need more Asian mom skits
After motivating from steven’s dad i have started studying 36 hour a day. You are a true inspiration❤️
"We had R.F." absolutely killed me.
26 hours a day got me
"Jesus christ, how you do this to me"😂😂😂
When he said “R.F” I was like…”Holy crap! How does he know my my first and last name’s initials!?!”😂
Lol wow
Mine also...worked fulltime,partime, and had renters. SOLD my home paid cash for next home....and I am a professional artist and lift weights😂 I think I should study Chinese❤
RF : rice farming 💀
Hello, 911 I have a case for child labour.
"No we had R.F rice farming"
Bro was a slave in his past life💀
Moms is savage with that shoe LMAO 💀💀💀💀
it always feels so bad laughing but i cant hold it. LOL
Steven and his dad are enemies up until Steven’s mom shows up.
Then they turn into the most friendly father-son duo I have ever seen.
I need more of this dynamic.
Can we talk about how he walks up the hill BOTH WAYS 😂😂😂
I fricking LOVE the Mom.
i love fricking the mom
@@ineedmorecarrots6063 💀
"We had RF...rice farming"... 🤣
These are actually my results this year and its pretty amazing to see my report card in a video
"Going uphill both ways"
He must be very high by now
I love his reaction when his son said he got a B in PE. Priceless 🤣
Shoe is far the deadliest weapon in Chinese history
No no no leh. Shoe is for Americans. Chines got da slipper, stoobid
correction shoe is the deadliest weapon in asia
the whooping was PERSONAL !
“I walked 20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day, on one foot, my other foot was selling rice.”
"20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day on one foot my the other foot was selling rice." Best part hands down. ☠️☠️ 😂😂😂
I would like to see a video with his actual dad and his reaction to the impression! 😂
“I had to walk uphill.Both ways.”
Stevens dad,2023
His dad is so fast, he swam all the way from China before he even knew what P.E. is.
"Rice Farming" 💀
R.F - Rice Farming
Had me litterly dying😂😂😂
I love the skits with all 3 of them I literally cry laughing 🤣 😂