Dr. Phil Reads Thirst Tweets

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @jacobfinkle
    @jacobfinkle 4 года назад +1778

    Whoever commented "My dream threesome would be with Judge Judy and Dr.Phil" needs to be on Dr. Phil

    • @urmom-sc9nx
      @urmom-sc9nx 4 года назад +42

      that tweet got me crying of nonstop laughter hahaha

    • @Erik-mq5ze
      @Erik-mq5ze 4 года назад +9

      They wish they were 😂

    • @hecandoit3576
      @hecandoit3576 4 года назад +20

      Our guest we will be bringing on the show is Judge Judy, they're going to talk about their problems. Oh wait! Dr. Phil took off his belt, ah the patient is making out with judge judy, Dr. Phil just took off his pants and joined in, oh gosh this is live, we are going live. "Yes judge Judy", "you rock Dr. Phil", "oh yeah", "ah ah ah uh uh uh",
      Audience is shook, the Dr. Phil show is cancelled, and so is the judge Judy show.

    • @kirstinburke9316
      @kirstinburke9316 4 года назад +1

      Haha for real but that made me laugh so hard though.

    • @carriemforkin
      @carriemforkin 4 года назад +2

      Yes 😂

  • @g1rlboy
    @g1rlboy 5 лет назад +21297

    not in a 100 years would i have expected dr phil to read thirst tweets

    • @zzkng1
      @zzkng1 5 лет назад +476

      j o n a s not in a 100 years would i expect thirst tweets about dr phil to exist

    • @kayrepetunia902
      @kayrepetunia902 5 лет назад +55

      j o n a s same I was so shocked ngl

    • @laacard4773
      @laacard4773 5 лет назад +68

      But hes h a w t. And s e x y. And he makes me m o i s t.

    • @puppylove200
      @puppylove200 5 лет назад +23

      j o n a s I didn’t find them all that thirsty really.. kinda mild compared to other tweets we’ve seen lol

    • @hiidkwhyimhere2597
      @hiidkwhyimhere2597 5 лет назад +2

      Yup

  • @adrianavelazquez-ponton8703
    @adrianavelazquez-ponton8703 5 лет назад +2309

    Immediately changing my ringtone to "how's that working for you?"

  • @itskyliemydudes946
    @itskyliemydudes946 4 года назад +11336

    “As long as I got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.”
    Doctor Phil
    2019

    • @itskyliemydudes946
      @itskyliemydudes946 4 года назад +359

      Someone please use this as your yearbook quote

    • @Vize_Iron
      @Vize_Iron 4 года назад +48

      @@itskyliemydudes946 I will😂

    • @kirstinburke9316
      @kirstinburke9316 4 года назад +7

      Lmao!

    • @Peanut778
      @Peanut778 4 года назад +10

      @@itskyliemydudes946 I would gladly

    • @tcmtcm1133
      @tcmtcm1133 4 года назад +36

      I'd vote for Dr Phil for president. #Phil2020

  • @sarah-bx8kl
    @sarah-bx8kl 5 лет назад +862

    *finally, my youtube recommendations is working.*

  • @ungiftd
    @ungiftd 5 лет назад +11352

    IM SCREAMING THEY GOT DR. PHIL

  • @HP-bq3he
    @HP-bq3he 5 лет назад +4620

    Dr.phil is a WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON outside of the dr.phil show

    • @frankthetank2284
      @frankthetank2284 5 лет назад +66

      Same person different focus.

    • @tmatiara2075
      @tmatiara2075 5 лет назад +132

      Duh, he is a lizard on a rock

    • @annewithaneeditz8783
      @annewithaneeditz8783 4 года назад +92

      He’s more serious on the show, mostly cus he’s speaking to fucked up people lol he’s not gonna start laughing when someone says something like “ my husband cheated on me lmao

    • @bellar8381
      @bellar8381 4 года назад +3

      hes a badass on the show as well

  • @dumbass2714
    @dumbass2714 4 года назад +8549

    "When I get home... I'm worthless... I'm like a lizard on a rock."
    I can relate... but it's not only at home...

  • @ZenGForever
    @ZenGForever 5 лет назад +1276

    Dr. Phil sends everyone who tweeted about him TO THE RANCH!!!

  • @SingingByBre
    @SingingByBre 5 лет назад +725

    “I don’t wanna handle your emotional issues at home”
    Oh I felt that, my family felt that, my dog felt that

    • @carrot1160
      @carrot1160 5 лет назад +3

      That's why we keep it to ourselves. Tragic

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 лет назад

      I think we all felt that 😒

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 лет назад

      @- sunflower oops sorry didn't realize mine was a Victoria Justice meme reference

  • @lilliesinthegard32
    @lilliesinthegard32 5 лет назад +10235

    "When I'm home I'm worthless"
    I felt that

    • @Voltage.Bone.R
      @Voltage.Bone.R 5 лет назад +26

      Cool pfp

    • @Josh-wn5fu
      @Josh-wn5fu 5 лет назад +83

      Im 14 and this is deep😫😰

    • @alayaw2331
      @alayaw2331 5 лет назад +73

      So I'm worthless 24/7?

    • @Cannelleee
      @Cannelleee 5 лет назад +7

      Does his wife makes him feel that why ?

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 5 лет назад +24

      Man... Dr. Phil is such a noob. I don't have to be at home to be a worthless person

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle9567 4 года назад +5733

    It's only so long until someone writes fanfiction...

  • @user-lf3zm6sz5e
    @user-lf3zm6sz5e 5 лет назад +3994

    "when I get home,I'm worthless, I'm like a lizard on a rock. I don't want to handle your emotional issues at home." OKAY POP OFF DR PHIL

    • @-HighTide
      @-HighTide 5 лет назад +24

      Just like when he removes that suit with the shoulder pads and looks like Larry King with big shoulder divots from the suspenders that holds his drawers up.
      Mean tweet, text I mean.

    • @mcjlovesatj
      @mcjlovesatj 5 лет назад

      The goldfinch.

  • @mmeeoo0w
    @mmeeoo0w 5 лет назад +12807

    producers: it’s sexual
    dr phil: OHHHH
    dr phil: well thank you

    • @melonyborgono8570
      @melonyborgono8570 5 лет назад +25

      ava kaplan 😂😂😂

    • @fatimaaa2722
      @fatimaaa2722 5 лет назад +58

      I cAN'T BREHATH-

    • @davidburnny
      @davidburnny 4 года назад +91

      based on the cut in the video, it looks like they explained what it meant to him and then edited it out

    • @flooshm
      @flooshm 4 года назад +8

      Must be Canadian

    •  4 года назад +2

      comment

  • @cuppasmimnie2287
    @cuppasmimnie2287 5 лет назад +5110

    *"as long i've got a face, you've got a place to sit"*
    this is one of the many things i never thought i'd hear doctor phil say

  • @allieluna712
    @allieluna712 4 года назад +14983

    this was low key disturbing to watch but i haven't laughed this hard in years

    • @jamessum825
      @jamessum825 4 года назад +53

      I didn’t laugh at all.

    • @grae_sea
      @grae_sea 4 года назад +49

      omg it’s a army- HIIIIIIII

    • @grooooootie
      @grooooootie 4 года назад +30

      R u army!!!

    • @allieluna712
      @allieluna712 4 года назад +25

      Kpop Rules Buddy omg armyyyy 💜💜💜

    • @allieluna712
      @allieluna712 4 года назад +10

      Tanishka Joshi yass 💜💜

  • @bambibones1755
    @bambibones1755 5 лет назад +4362

    “Have you seen me with my shirt off?” - Dr Phil
    Legend.

  • @aileen249
    @aileen249 5 лет назад +3928

    Dr. Phil roasting himself is everything I need

    • @skkrr3281
      @skkrr3281 5 лет назад +10

      Azucena Corado when u get home im worthless 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 лет назад +16

      He actually has a great sense of humor who would’ve thought

  • @bigmarsss
    @bigmarsss 4 года назад +12261

    *”his shiny bald head is such a turn on”*
    doctor phil: ._.

  • @brayaunaquarles8598
    @brayaunaquarles8598 4 года назад +6305

    "his shiny bald head is sexy" I can't with people 😂

    • @MonRojasOfficial
      @MonRojasOfficial 4 года назад +39

      LMAAAAAOAOOAOOAO

    • @rosieposie2404
      @rosieposie2404 4 года назад +19

      noo😂😂😂

    • @gilnahnu
      @gilnahnu 4 года назад +11

      WE YSC SBSEHWTH 😭😭🖐🏽

    • @raemundo498
      @raemundo498 4 года назад +6

      💀😭😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @user-vv9lc5su9i
      @user-vv9lc5su9i 3 года назад +20

      “As long as I got a face, you’ve got a place to sit.”
      Doctor Phil
      2019

  • @keymarie2607
    @keymarie2607 5 лет назад +7257

    “Sometimes I want to kiss Dr.Phil on the lips”
    “Thanks, Robin”
    😂😂😂 that was his wife lmao

    • @clarissagriffith1336
      @clarissagriffith1336 5 лет назад +438

      His wife is Robin I think they put hers into the bucket on purpose to surprise her husband

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 лет назад +30

      Lol I thought isn’t that his wife’s name

    • @keymarie2607
      @keymarie2607 4 года назад +49

      Dancing On My Hippos Grave I follow her on Twitter. Robin McGraw.. and he’s always speaking highly of her

    • @Mikiluvsu
      @Mikiluvsu 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @haileysnuthut5382
      @haileysnuthut5382 4 года назад +2

      Omg I was reading this right when he said it lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ehveen
    @ehveen 5 лет назад +17384

    I swear Dr. Phil is way too innocent for this

    • @ellepie2122
      @ellepie2122 5 лет назад +465

      NormalVids he’s not too innocent lol he’s seen it all

    • @Krazykarlton
      @Krazykarlton 5 лет назад +223

      "Well thank you" Dr. Phil 2019

    • @svrrtvvvreewbt1882
      @svrrtvvvreewbt1882 4 года назад +46

      You mean
      *WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FCKN INNOCENT* for this.

    • @kpez8573
      @kpez8573 4 года назад +50

      Dr phil is not innocent. AT ALL

    • @yokohama3p937
      @yokohama3p937 4 года назад +44

      Oh my God, he's a psychologist! Of course he's seen it all because THAT PART OF HIS JOB!🙄

  • @localclown3785
    @localclown3785 4 года назад +9779

    “When i get home im worthless, im like a lizard on a rock” MOOD

    • @suburbaninhabitor
      @suburbaninhabitor 4 года назад +26

      MOOD

    • @Me-eb3wv
      @Me-eb3wv 4 года назад +6

      Cute pfp bro

    • @nachosanddoritos
      @nachosanddoritos 4 года назад +2

      VAN*imation class clowns be like 😂

    • @localclown3785
      @localclown3785 4 года назад +1

      Bigchoro12 this is literally the most unoriginal type of comment, anyone with two braincells could think of this my guy 🕺🕺

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад +1

      @@Soggymilk10 How do you know if he/she copied a comment or not, you're not him/her, dumbass

  • @l-dawg8792
    @l-dawg8792 4 года назад +3176

    Aw he’s so self deprecating and critical of himself.

    • @madisonfreeman6386
      @madisonfreeman6386 4 года назад +284

      Dr Phil needs a therapist to work on his confidence

    • @ninata7868
      @ninata7868 4 года назад +38

      Well hes a Virgo

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 года назад +128

      @@ninata7868 ..so? Anyone can be self critical or deprecating doesn't have to be a Virgo man I hate u all who take Zodiac Signs as a rule book

    • @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020
      @MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020 3 года назад +5

      “Mama was right! MAMA WAS RIGHT!”

    • @aestheticeditz2885
      @aestheticeditz2885 3 года назад +4

      @@Tiffany-ov2jf jokes bro

  • @_.Joyy._
    @_.Joyy._ 5 лет назад +12430

    *This is the side of doctor Phil we never knew existed but always somehow needed*

    • @gingishot866
      @gingishot866 5 лет назад +15

      didn’t you straight up copied another persons comment?

    • @_.Joyy._
      @_.Joyy._ 5 лет назад +2

      Shooketh_ Boi um no.

    • @_.Joyy._
      @_.Joyy._ 5 лет назад +2

      Omggg thanks for the likes😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 5 лет назад +12

      Shooketh_ Boi haha everyone is morphing into everyone else thanks to internet lingo.

    • @moccalou
      @moccalou 5 лет назад +5

      @@klickingkayasmr7585 It's kind of terrifying. I always thought that robots would replace real people. I didn't know real people would be replacing robots.

  • @harjyotkaur5100
    @harjyotkaur5100 5 лет назад +2483

    "Hey I'm Dr. Phil and I am hanging out at BuzzFeed today."
    MOST ICONIC SENTENCE EVER

    • @laurenreese3936
      @laurenreese3936 5 лет назад +3

      Harjyot Kaur “And I’m gonna be reading your thirsty tweets.” Iconic interview that needs to go viral ASAP

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 5 лет назад +2957

    It hurts my soul to know that Dr. Phil has a self esteem as low as I do.
    We're doomed

    • @dasaniwaterdude9439
      @dasaniwaterdude9439 5 лет назад +125

      Nah, hes just being facetious with his self-deprecating humor. He comes off as confident in himself when doing it.

    • @TheSavannahhhhhh
      @TheSavannahhhhhh 5 лет назад +6

      Ugly as an old mitt 😂

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption 5 лет назад +31

      @@TheSavannahhhhhh yeah you are

    • @piezku
      @piezku 5 лет назад +1

      @@SuicideRedemption I AM TOO!

    • @bruhbruh3750
      @bruhbruh3750 5 лет назад +1

      2.2k likes and.... 4 comments

  • @bean1569
    @bean1569 4 года назад +1264

    WHY IS DR PHIL LOWKEY INSECURE AHSKDJWKDJEK HES SO SWEET

  • @StephanieJ777
    @StephanieJ777 4 года назад +10881

    “I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES WHEN WE ARE NOT ON THE SHOW.” - Dr. Phil

    • @rachelmoten2424
      @rachelmoten2424 4 года назад +311

      He said I ain't doing shit for free 😂

    • @jevonmcpherson8054
      @jevonmcpherson8054 4 года назад +16

      Having emotional issues isn't a good thing. Men don't want women like that.

    • @Rose-xe4ct
      @Rose-xe4ct 4 года назад +80

      Jevon Mcpherson
      Only emotionally impaired toxic males can’t deal with emotions. Normal men without psychological issues know when to be there emotionally for their friends, family, lovers.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 года назад +19

      Rose Finally someone that isn’t brainwashed by society

    • @rafaeterna1081
      @rafaeterna1081 4 года назад +4

      @@Rose-xe4ct yes, *but* not all the time. just like ladies doesn't like clingy guys

  • @syd8957
    @syd8957 5 лет назад +552

    tweet: "older men-"
    dr. phil: ouch!

  • @IIXXXXII
    @IIXXXXII 5 лет назад +11416

    "When i get home, i'm worthless, i'm like a lizard on a rock."
    SPIRIT ANIMAL

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 5 лет назад +55

      Eᴛʜᴀɴ My pet is a lizard on a rock 🦎 Still a compliment to me lol

    • @missftz
      @missftz 5 лет назад +6

      @@DwightLivesMatter lol my pet is a snake

    • @iBFP.
      @iBFP. 5 лет назад +18

      When i heard him saying that i laughed so hard and i was like damn Dr Phil know how to say funny shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Thanks for writing this comment man

    • @daHalog0d
      @daHalog0d 5 лет назад +7

      It's because he's a reptilian get it

    • @paddymills
      @paddymills 5 лет назад

      @@daHalog0d lol look dr Peter David Beter

  • @user-ok7cd9iq1s
    @user-ok7cd9iq1s 4 года назад +2400

    If mr potato head was a real man:

  • @carpool.
    @carpool. 5 лет назад +8557

    Dr Phil: *reads paper*
    Dr Phil: “Guess who’s heading to the ranch!”

  • @stella-uq5wx
    @stella-uq5wx 4 года назад +12159

    “WhEn I gEt hOmE iM wOrThLEss. I’m lIke a lIzArd on a ROck.”
    - Dr Phil, 2019

    • @rachelprosise5755
      @rachelprosise5755 4 года назад +67

      what in God's name makes you want to type like this??? Honestly asking, seen it many times... still don't get it

    • @stella-uq5wx
      @stella-uq5wx 4 года назад +84

      @@rachelprosise5755 It’s just a goofy way to type, nothing all that special. 😊

    • @thattrashyhoe2785
      @thattrashyhoe2785 4 года назад +48

      you all are dumb, it’s actually mocking the way people say things, most of the time.

    • @A.Y1616
      @A.Y1616 4 года назад +7

      Why would you do my man Dr. Phil like this?! He is awesome

    • @jadedeleon_
      @jadedeleon_ 4 года назад +2

      stella 2020*

  • @carolineg05
    @carolineg05 5 лет назад +18401

    "I'm worthless. I'm like a lizard on a rock, *_I don't wanna deal with your issues_* "
    *Dead💀*

    • @kadencechristy4467
      @kadencechristy4467 5 лет назад +3

      Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo same

    • @marissa6951
      @marissa6951 5 лет назад +2

      Caroline/Serenity The Weirdo MEEEE

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 5 лет назад +14

      *LIZARD PERSON CONFIRMED!*

    • @lg6213
      @lg6213 5 лет назад +2

      I felt that😌

    • @katreenadiez509
      @katreenadiez509 5 лет назад +13

      Wtf just as i started reading this dr.phil started speaking this line as well

  • @nicoleryu5309
    @nicoleryu5309 4 года назад +553

    i cant i’m on here after he told people not to comment daddy on his tiktoks LMAOO

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 3 года назад +65

      Dr Phil makes tiktoks? 💀

    • @yellowshoeee
      @yellowshoeee 3 года назад +9

      @@ayejay_374 probably spends people to the ranch while doing the woah

    • @ayejay_374
      @ayejay_374 3 года назад

      @@yellowshoeee 🤣

  • @shumion
    @shumion 5 лет назад +10422

    if y’all don’t get danny devito to read thirst tweets then what’s the point

  • @magnoliaroses0
    @magnoliaroses0 4 года назад +16852

    “I would let dr Phil top me”
    Dr Phil: *thank you*

  • @kornflakez1405
    @kornflakez1405 4 года назад +13443

    Alternate title: _Dr. Phil Picks New Patients For His Show_

  • @aaliapatel1632
    @aaliapatel1632 4 года назад +1505

    i'm questioning why Dr.phill had thirst tweets

    • @drdispekful747
      @drdispekful747 4 года назад +36

      He is an adonis

    • @y222kgrl
      @y222kgrl 4 года назад +159

      it's called daddy issues luv

    • @rhiannonj9138
      @rhiannonj9138 4 года назад +140

      Why WOULDNT he have thirst tweets?

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 4 года назад +60

      Please don't insult Dr Phil

    • @naomi_lesterschild2585
      @naomi_lesterschild2585 3 года назад +32

      Don't be rude, support him treat people with kindness

  • @garbage_man9290
    @garbage_man9290 5 лет назад +13510

    "I'm only dr.phil on the show, when I get home I'm worthless, I'm like a lizard on a rock"

    • @introverttaciturn4133
      @introverttaciturn4133 5 лет назад +291

      I was pooping and when I heard him read it, I was laughing my ass off. Literally. LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @mfanelonkanini2405
      @mfanelonkanini2405 5 лет назад +13

      🤣

    • @apriltheghost2009
      @apriltheghost2009 5 лет назад +155

      It makes sense though lol.... Like I make pizza all day, and when I get home I definitely don't want to eat pizza or talk about it lol, so I would imagine he doesn't want to talk about issues when he gets home.

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 лет назад +54

      I admire his sense of humor. He kinda cute too but a lilllll too old for me

    • @cutepechupop101
      @cutepechupop101 5 лет назад +5

      Mood

  • @howdeepwasthecanyon
    @howdeepwasthecanyon 4 года назад +6831

    "as long as I got a face, you got a place to sit" *never thought I'd ever hear Dr. Phil say that😂*

    • @riabeabae
      @riabeabae 4 года назад +20

      Jayden Smith 😂😭

    • @BlaydeAlabama
      @BlaydeAlabama 4 года назад +59

      Welp I can 💀 now. Life just was completed after this

    • @bighaley6882
      @bighaley6882 4 года назад +62

      I even died more when he said "I'm not that old" 💀

    • @user-uc2he9wb2f
      @user-uc2he9wb2f 4 года назад +21

      New ringtone

    • @lu4y4pants
      @lu4y4pants 4 года назад +7

      THAT needs to be a ringtone

  • @konrad7833
    @konrad7833 5 лет назад +3790

    Person:”i want to kiss you on the lips!”
    Dr Phil:“thank you Robert”

  • @averagegirlonyoutube4294
    @averagegirlonyoutube4294 4 года назад +508

    My mom says this isn’t Dr. Phil. Says that someone used special “equipment” to make it look real. Please can someone explain to my mom that this is NOT the case

    • @nowmowcow5191
      @nowmowcow5191 4 года назад +32

      Wait why does she think it’s an imposter Dr. Phil?

    • @averagegirlonyoutube4294
      @averagegirlonyoutube4294 4 года назад +10

      nowmowcow I don’t know but I just need an explanation about how they used many clips and put them together so it looks like it’s real. But in order to convince her that it’s not fake I’ll need to have some backup so she knows its not fake

    • @jennadune8701
      @jennadune8701 4 года назад +35

      Lauryn Cornelius compare the difference between his voice on the video and the show. And the looks. Even a makeup artist can’t get that. She needs to know they don’t do imposters on the show or else they would say it’s a joke. They don’t do jokes on that channel. It’s not April. Or he would look visibly fake. Ask her why. Once she answers, explain to her that they bring actually celebrities on the show. Use communication. Make a PowerPoint on it. Say something smart. Make pie charts on how likely it is for them to prank you with math. And have a board or no board.

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 4 года назад +32

      Is your mom a conspiracy theorist or sumn

    • @jennadune8701
      @jennadune8701 4 года назад

      Simran Mukherjee deal!

  • @deceptivemidnight781
    @deceptivemidnight781 5 лет назад +2409

    "Have you seen me with my shirt off" - DR PHIL COMING FOR YOUR FAVES

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 лет назад +2088

    _Everyone wants a piece of that Dr. Phil's shiny head_

    • @ricardovazquez1772
      @ricardovazquez1772 5 лет назад +19

      I'm not gay, but Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil

    • @gokinezula1689
      @gokinezula1689 5 лет назад

      My dad's head is shinier lolol

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 5 лет назад +1

      BEANS you want a piece of your dad’s shiny head?

  • @TA-os2ru
    @TA-os2ru 4 года назад +401

    I solely clicked on this out of sheer disbelief.

    • @akank.sha7
      @akank.sha7 4 года назад +11

      I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating and I just had to see it

  • @sqwishskullkid8176
    @sqwishskullkid8176 3 года назад +94

    "Most men would rather amputate a body part then be bald, you're not cutting shit off of me"
    Has a Scary Movie 4 flashback

  • @Randomperson2222221
    @Randomperson2222221 5 лет назад +2682

    "when i get home I'm worthless, im like a lizard on a rock" ~ Dr. Phil McGraw 2k19

  • @hannaconcepcion8849
    @hannaconcepcion8849 5 лет назад +5250

    I never, in my entire fucking life imagined this would happen.
    Glad it did tho 😂

  • @mamartinez2583
    @mamartinez2583 5 лет назад +10932

    Literally anyone else on thirsty tweets:
    Dr. Phil: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

  • @buhlemaphalala9968
    @buhlemaphalala9968 4 года назад +293

    "A seat" lmao send that person to the ranch 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @additionbrown1116
    @additionbrown1116 5 лет назад +11094

    send all these people to the ranch

    • @moobloom4817
      @moobloom4817 5 лет назад +559

      bold of you to assume that they're not tweeting this while being inside the ranch

    • @swetiebunny6438
      @swetiebunny6438 5 лет назад +180

      SEND THEM TO THE RANCH

    • @Memicchu
      @Memicchu 5 лет назад +50

      LMFAO

    • @skyeroe5670
      @skyeroe5670 5 лет назад +4

      shiii LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 5 лет назад +5

      When I see the title I knew there would be someone who will comment thos

  • @TheWickedWombRaider
    @TheWickedWombRaider 4 года назад +5786

    Dr.Phil: "You're not cutting s*** off of me!"
    Me acting like I've never heard anyone cuss before: 👁👄👁

    • @armareya
      @armareya 4 года назад +26

      same

    • @bbyxobat
      @bbyxobat 4 года назад +60

      FUCKING SAME I AUDIBLY GASPED HAHAHA

    • @lillythefennec
      @lillythefennec 4 года назад +22

      I guess it depends on the person who cusses lol

    • @TT-vz5uc
      @TT-vz5uc 4 года назад +2

      TayMariee_Exclusive TM right!!!

    • @samsuperville
      @samsuperville 4 года назад +4

      i literally gasped lmao

  • @tonof.c.1397
    @tonof.c.1397 4 года назад +17991

    "When I get home, I'm worthless."
    *Dr. Phil is my spirit animal*

  • @karametzger720
    @karametzger720 4 года назад +153

    I think Dr.Phil is adorable. He seems to be such a genuine person. Keep rocking it Dr.Phil!

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 лет назад +5215

    I never knew thirst tweets would exist for Dr. Phil 😂

  • @izzyburton6271
    @izzyburton6271 5 лет назад +7976

    "im worthless, im like a lizard on a rock" I HAVE NEVER RELATED MORE LMAOOOOO

    • @kaoutharstambouli8565
      @kaoutharstambouli8565 5 лет назад +10

      r/comedyhomicide

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 лет назад +31

      Being lazy is one of the most unlikeable traits , being proud of it and your full on typical teenage white girl. I'd put money on the fact you put up anxiety quotes and loves yourself quotes up on your Instagram story at 2am aswell 🤣🤣

    • @arsenic2821
      @arsenic2821 5 лет назад +98

      What did typical white teenage girls do to you?

    • @ayrowplain
      @ayrowplain 5 лет назад +60

      Jodofly115 did a typical white girl hurt your feelings 😳

    • @curseofvenus
      @curseofvenus 5 лет назад +39

      Jodofly got his cereal pissed on by a "typical teenage white girl".

  • @ghazalk5861
    @ghazalk5861 5 лет назад +10326

    He's the LAST person i would have thought would be doing this
    Its 2 am i need to sleep why am i listening to Dr phil tell me he looks sexy shirtless

  • @connie2263
    @connie2263 4 года назад +9500

    dr phil: what is top me?
    someone: its sexual.
    dr phil: oh.
    *thank you.*
    edit: hOW DID THIS GET-

  • @nicolasadorni4942
    @nicolasadorni4942 5 лет назад +8879

    "it's a little sexual.."
    "Oh!..............well thank you"

  • @veilentines
    @veilentines 5 лет назад +6809

    He blocked me on Instagram a few years ago when I called him “daddy”

    • @May-eb7oz
      @May-eb7oz 5 лет назад +206

      Same

    • @hewalcc8206
      @hewalcc8206 5 лет назад +160

      Why though..

    • @lilhoepeep731
      @lilhoepeep731 5 лет назад +712

      At least you were noticed by senpai

    • @okkismet
      @okkismet 5 лет назад +43

      @@hewalcc8206 because

    • @maddieramsey5349
      @maddieramsey5349 5 лет назад +89

      Lol maybe he had an affair and thought you were serious

  • @connietrevino1567
    @connietrevino1567 5 лет назад +8783

    Hearing him say the word sexy makes me feel so uncomfortable

    • @anunnaki5647
      @anunnaki5647 5 лет назад +391

      The whole Video makes me feel uncomfortable

    • @justgavin_
      @justgavin_ 5 лет назад +73

      *s e x y*

    • @_stingrei_
      @_stingrei_ 5 лет назад +18

      weeby weeb *and I oop-

    • @sloop3720
      @sloop3720 5 лет назад +29

      Connie Trevino that's called arousal

    • @connietrevino1567
      @connietrevino1567 5 лет назад +26

      @@sloop3720 *heavy breathing* you're right

  • @thedarkestsunn
    @thedarkestsunn 4 года назад +97

    “Im worthless. Im like a lizard on a rock.” Felt.

  • @zoecameron4696
    @zoecameron4696 5 лет назад +870

    Did you notice how much he was putting himself down? I hope he realizes how genuinely valued he is

    • @mistydayremainsofthejudgment
      @mistydayremainsofthejudgment 5 лет назад +115

      I think he's just doing self-deprecating humor, he is married and has kids and grandkids after all. He's very confident on the show and quick to tell guests of his own accomplishments if they start acting up. He just doesn't want to be all flirty when, again, he has a wife of many years lol.

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 5 лет назад +19

      that's just his relatable humor

  • @jermwerm2575
    @jermwerm2575 5 лет назад +12267

    Dr Phil has the best self deprecating humour XD
    Didn't expect that from him honestly

    • @harls3337
      @harls3337 5 лет назад +46

      SAME

    • @taylorradick1431
      @taylorradick1431 5 лет назад +22

      For reallll!!!!

    • @marissafarr1346
      @marissafarr1346 5 лет назад +87

      I think he was embarrassed and that was an easy way to cover it up on the spot

    • @dess234
      @dess234 5 лет назад +1

      Marissa Farr embarrassed of what😭

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 5 лет назад +4

      Have you seen Scary Movie 4?

  • @pennick4920
    @pennick4920 5 лет назад +1373

    "Have you ever seen me with my shirt off?" -Dr Phil 2019

  • @JamesBond-lj6ms
    @JamesBond-lj6ms 4 года назад +161

    “I still need to know what top me means”
    “It’s kinda sexual”
    “Ooooooh. Well thank you!”
    😂😂

  • @ronzaveronica
    @ronzaveronica 5 лет назад +11537

    This made me very uncomfortable yet amused

    • @marimartell3498
      @marimartell3498 5 лет назад +41

      Queezy, weird but somehow I laughed 🤷‍♀️

    • @zackyzau2505
      @zackyzau2505 5 лет назад +62

      I admire the guy. Didn't now he had a funny side.

    • @Hanawiess
      @Hanawiess 5 лет назад +9

      Only slightly uncomfortable

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 5 лет назад +34

      I read that as "This made me very uncomfortable, yet aroused."
      I need to go catch some sleep XD

    • @zackyzau2505
      @zackyzau2505 5 лет назад +17

      @Seto KaibaX
      "You need help, you need SERIOUS help, SERIOUS SERIOUS help."

  • @Deu_terio
    @Deu_terio 5 лет назад +10992

    Is this the closest thing we'll ever get to dr. Phil hosting meme review?
    Edit: So, it wasn't!

    • @gushernandez25
      @gushernandez25 5 лет назад +133

      Basically

    • @-lightswitch-2916
      @-lightswitch-2916 5 лет назад +197

      Dario Leo Hey, we got Elon Musk. We can DEFINITELY get Dr. Phil.

    • @ahvcys
      @ahvcys 5 лет назад +82

      How about Keanu Reeves

    • @crumbumm
      @crumbumm 5 лет назад +15

      *m e m e c o u c h*

    • @aafloofy
      @aafloofy 5 лет назад +3

      THIS COMMEMT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @idontcaresir
    @idontcaresir 5 лет назад +7918

    _"I would let Dr. Phil top me"_
    Dr. Phil: *??!!*
    Also Dr. Phil: Well, Thank you.

  • @jordanalexofficial5358
    @jordanalexofficial5358 4 года назад +169

    No one:
    Me watching this at 2am : 👁👄👁

    • @brianna3340
      @brianna3340 4 года назад +4

      Me watching this everyda-

    • @sametcer4806
      @sametcer4806 3 года назад +2

      Me watching this at 5 am

    • @halowings3645
      @halowings3645 3 года назад +1

      I feel personally attacked

    • @madelineasmr926
      @madelineasmr926 3 года назад

      😅😅😅

    • @okay660
      @okay660 3 года назад

      jordanalexoffical i know where you live.

  • @michelmiyat
    @michelmiyat 5 лет назад +6032

    *tweet:* "older men"
    *Dr. phil:* oof

  • @myrnaelderedge2467
    @myrnaelderedge2467 5 лет назад +13277

    This is something I never knew I wanted but secretly always needed

  • @amirabhayat1517
    @amirabhayat1517 5 лет назад +6143

    “Kinda sexy? Have you seen me with my shirt off???”
    *LMAO*

  • @rebeccaharris947
    @rebeccaharris947 2 года назад +13

    His “ohhhh thank you” WAS EVERYTHING 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @yyvl222
    @yyvl222 5 лет назад +1840

    Dr. Phil: *reads thirst tweets*
    Also Dr. Phil: : "TO THE RANCH!"

  • @blazehaze233
    @blazehaze233 5 лет назад +17566

    "it's a little sexual... OH... well, thank you" LFKDKD

  • @OieseGG
    @OieseGG 5 лет назад +6878

    “Seeing you makes my day better”
    “You must have a really shitty day”
    IM CRYING LMAOO 😂😂😂

    • @jannoj2921
      @jannoj2921 5 лет назад +28

      400+ likes, but no comments? I think I can fix that.

    • @strawberryfields4072
      @strawberryfields4072 5 лет назад +3

      i don’t GET IT ETUFHJGGFH

    • @jannoj2921
      @jannoj2921 5 лет назад +13

      @Joey Style are you stupid, did you even read my comment?

    • @mekahmed
      @mekahmed 4 года назад

      @Joey Style That's quite outstanding if you ask me...

    • @miffiestar
      @miffiestar 4 года назад

      ABABAGHAHAHAHAHSJABAHSGAJAJAJAJAJ

  • @oop-8775
    @oop-8775 3 года назад +69

    “When I get home I’m worthless” LITERALLY ALL OF GEN Z IN A NUTSHELL 💀

  • @mathewcaltrider7812
    @mathewcaltrider7812 5 лет назад +1043

    "You need help, you need SERIOUS help".

    • @user-iq2oq8ol6z
      @user-iq2oq8ol6z 5 лет назад +15

      He’s not wrong tho lol whoever wrote that tweet is sick in the head

  • @justme7625
    @justme7625 5 лет назад +1418

    the most least person i ever thought of getting into this, yet so satisfying when he reads them lmao

  • @mcbonofficial8703
    @mcbonofficial8703 5 лет назад +3349

    OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY AGREED TO DO THIS? 😂

    • @userily
      @userily 5 лет назад +2

      McBon Official right!?😂

    • @yummi118
      @yummi118 5 лет назад +7

      he also did a funny ass scene in scary movie 4 with shaquille o'neal 😂😂

    • @mcbonofficial8703
      @mcbonofficial8703 5 лет назад +2

      Omg I need to see the rap battle! Also, thx for 2.6 likes :)

  • @leedleleedleleeleedleleedl4982
    @leedleleedleleeleedleleedl4982 2 года назад +9

    Hearing him read these made me cry man I can’t

  • @anteatercat
    @anteatercat 5 лет назад +13293

    “i still dont know what ‘top me’ means”
    “its a little sexual”
    “oh, well thank you”

  • @TheAdventuresofJFree
    @TheAdventuresofJFree 5 лет назад +10934

    He was so salty about the 'kinda sexy' 😂😂😂

    • @ghostaub3719
      @ghostaub3719 5 лет назад +231

      Phil: What do you mean kinda sexy? Have you seen me with my shirt off?
      Me: 🤔

    • @TheAdventuresofJFree
      @TheAdventuresofJFree 5 лет назад +65

      @@ghostaub3719 lol yeah, and then after reading another one that called him sexy he made a comment about the "kinda sexy" one again

    • @sar2963
      @sar2963 5 лет назад +42

      @@TheAdventuresofJFree yup 1:09 "... is so sexy, notice not kinda"

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 лет назад +5

      He is the sexiest man

    • @adi-od9li
      @adi-od9li 5 лет назад

      The Adventures of J.Free he is married

  • @em0t33th7
    @em0t33th7 5 лет назад +5125

    *i never knew i needed this until now*

  • @sjwkwn1786
    @sjwkwn1786 2 года назад +7

    YALL IMAGINE GORDON RAMSAY HERE UFGJVSEJFJS THAT WOULD BE QUALITY CONTENT

  • @MarvelousMars
    @MarvelousMars 4 года назад +1883

    Dr. Phil: So what's the problem today?
    People: Well I have a crush on you sir
    Dr:Phil: To the ranch it is

  • @riceabab
    @riceabab 5 лет назад +1571

    "I think my type is older men"
    Dr.Phil: *OuCh*

  • @ceejayed
    @ceejayed 5 лет назад +814

    "when i'm at home, i'm worthless."
    me, but i'm also worthless anywhere i go

  • @bouncedatass8211
    @bouncedatass8211 3 года назад +10

    the fact that you even got him to do this is amazing

  • @aishwarya_tech_buddy6566
    @aishwarya_tech_buddy6566 5 лет назад +1200

    Dr phil: *reads "older men" *
    * And I oop*

  • @ElmaThacaj
    @ElmaThacaj 5 лет назад +3527

    Nobody:
    Doctor Phil: I’m like a lizard on a rock

  • @rachieleigh1234
    @rachieleigh1234 4 года назад +7132

    “You need help, you need SERIOUS help” lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
    Omg 7.1K likes! Thank you so much! 🥹🥹🥹

  • @donna2569
    @donna2569 4 года назад +34

    Have you all seen that one tiktok where he said not to call him “daddy”

  • @bash3471
    @bash3471 5 лет назад +661

    "Because when you're old and bold you gotta have something you rock in. Better be your brain" 😂😂

    • @sarahf1107
      @sarahf1107 5 лет назад +1

      1000 subscribers with no videos challenge 😂😂😂👌🏽

  • @julieanglin6154
    @julieanglin6154 5 лет назад +4094

    dr Phil blocked me on Instagram for these types of comments. depressing

  • @bambibones1755
    @bambibones1755 5 лет назад +5061

    I thought this was gonna be fake but it’s real 😳

    • @Thischangeisnottelling
      @Thischangeisnottelling 5 лет назад +11

      Karen please come back I’ll un-vaccinate the kids saaaame

    • @mix1351
      @mix1351 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly what I thought this shit is pathetic

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 лет назад +9

      Welcome to the internet 😂

    • @etankcam5406
      @etankcam5406 5 лет назад +12

      @@mix1351 actually it was quite entertaining. what's pathetic is your sense of humour.

    • @mix1351
      @mix1351 5 лет назад

      @@etankcam5406 I feel like he should be setting a roll model

  • @batatarek
    @batatarek 3 года назад +29

    “When I get home I am worthless”
    Felt that on another level-