You cant complain about his performance if your calling him fat on a weekly basis, lets see you score 20 goals a season for real madrid whilst being mentally bullied and fat shamed
@@Jak_eee exactly. These ppl dissing Hazard probably eats : 5 bags of Lays 6 bags of Doritos 2 Cheeseburgers A cheese pizza box With Coca Cola, Gingerbeer and Pepsi every week!! Lol such hypocrites 🤣🤣🤣
Dortmund: Don't sell Sancho for less then 100 million. If you can get that much for Ousmane Dumbelame, an off form Sancho is at least 100, on form it's more like 120.
0:13 Really, Achraf Hakimi to PSG and Romelu Lukaku to Chelsea!!! (This crazy summer window make quite lots of this come true) 1:22 This too, Memphis Depay to Brokelona (Lionel leave lol) 2:20 Really sold to Man United, even though he become sheisse
I was taking swim lessons when my instructor told me to go dive. When I got to the top, Penaldo appeared and pushed me off the ledge and said “I need to dive more to get more pens”. I had to go to the hospital. Shame on you Penaldo!!
Belgium England Netherlands Germany France ROMELU LUKAKU ACHRAF HAKIMI DANIEL LEVY HARRY KANE MEMPHIS DEPAY THOMAS MÜLLER KINGSLEY COMAN ERLING BRAUT HAALAND JADON SANCHO
Which player will make the biggest move after the EURO's?
Harry Kane to Man City!
I think Haaland will leave BVB
Mbappe to real madrid
Haaland to chelsea
@@christianopulinaldo8319 .
'Can I interest you with Bobby Firmino?'
'Leave the jokes to me, Jurgen'
I nearly choked on my food 🤣🤣
You are ok right xD
Same here 🤣
m.ruclips.net/video/g98V-vxAejI/видео.html
I was eating food when I read this 💀
The look on Solksjaer’s face after Guardiola offered 1 billion pounds is gold
I think it’s the fact that it killed Levy
You got a new subscriber!🙂
m.ruclips.net/video/g98V-vxAejI/видео.html
lmao I never noticed
Neymar should’ve said “I *dived* all the way from Brazil to close this deal”
Dove*
@@unseasoned_cabbage2487 dived is technically correct
"One million cakes and 6 doughnuts"
Sounds like an offer for Eden Hazard
Well, that is what Real Madrid paid for him...
You cant complain about his performance if your calling him fat on a weekly basis, lets see you score 20 goals a season for real madrid whilst being mentally bullied and fat shamed
@@Jak_eee exactly. These ppl dissing Hazard probably eats :
5 bags of Lays
6 bags of Doritos
2 Cheeseburgers
A cheese pizza box
With Coca Cola, Gingerbeer and Pepsi every week!!
Lol such hypocrites 🤣🤣🤣
@@kingdj2451 while watching RUclips videos all day
@@Littlekidsfr yeah
"That wasn't hard your first offer was Phil Jones" 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant :D
I know I laughed so hard
pretty sure koeman will bid for every dutch player😂😂or atleast he will try
he will bid using Paella 😂😂
Can't get van dijk
?and
And every city player
@@homeofjuve3109 depay did. It's confirmed
Haaland : You are coming for him for past 12 months
Ole: See how much i have improved the price
Haaland: your starting offer was Phil Jones
😂😂
The disrespect to Kovacic and Christensen for calling them doughnuts 😂 (Timestamp - 0:41)
They really could have said Hudson Odoi and Christensen tbf
@@Comxthzine Respect both players
@@Chris-fy7ql both have been great this season, don’t see why they would leave
Bro did u watch the final, Christensen was god tier
@@deadhorse3344 exactly. the guy was class!
Christensen & Kovacic have played well for Chelsea.Why should they sell them??
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Haaland's rage on time wasters got me , Lmao😂
Me too scheissa
ole and haaland part had me rolling 🤣🤣
His opening offer was PHIL JONES 🤣, he sells for a stick of butter 🤣🤣🤣
I think that may be overpriced lol
0:59 _might explain why United are taking so long to sign Sancho…_
Did anyone notice that when Haaland closed the transfer window, it didn’t close all the way because of his height
Lol me too
You can still see Sancho though...
2:03
That hurt differently 😥
"I saw what you did to Thiago! I saw what you did to Thiago!"😂😂😂
442oons actually predicted Romelu Lukaku’s transfer to Chelsea 😮
"I saw what they did to Thiago!!!"
"I know what you did to thiago" 😂😂😂
Do a video on the best teams best potential summer transfer
Great video 👍 keep it up
The Sancho one was on point😂😂
Depay=The Pie 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
LMAO i just realized 🤣🤣
Da pie*🤣
Imagine if he named his son after karim benzema. He’d be Karim Depay which kinda sounds like cream da pie
@@unstoppableExodia Let's cream the Pie 😏😏😏😏
Wow dean actually predicted lukaku transfer
0:53 - 0:55 they predicted the future 🤯
The 1 billion offer from pep had me laughing for a long tine
if chelsea would buy haaland and sancho the attack would be insane
Saw it in my recommended before I saw it as a notification 🔥🔥 Greta video
“You’re opening offer was Phil Jones” LMAOOOOOOO
Spurs need to keep kane imagine winning something with the club you love!
With Spurs???!!!.....not likely mate
Imagine not winning anything with the club you love
He grew up as an Arsenal fan. There's a picture of him with red hair celebrating the FA cup
@JERSON BENZA notthigham forest have won 2 European leagues (old champions league) and where are they now ? 😂😂😂 such a poor argument
@JERSON BENZA they havent won anything since 2008 lmao they wont win until 2056 lmao
Never sell Kingsley, you will regret especially when he goes to Liverpool
reus krispies easter egg in the back is hilareus
0:32 60m+ timo werner
Lukaku: i will take the cake🤣🤣
At 3:00 in background u can read POGBArbers 😂
I love tuchel's voice ❤️❤️ it's the best.
Coman: I saw what he did with Thiago! 🤣
What did he do with thiago ?
make him bad?
@@smita5484 ruclips.net/video/NJgVJyaEGqc/видео.html (skip the Alisson part)
@@smita5484 Thiago is a flop in Liverpool now
@@troxier7830 not really a flop
Haaland sounds like a Russian raging on csgo through a crap mic 🤣
The Memphis dePIE joke got me 💀
It's actually The Pie not dePie
@@Number-ke2tz Ok.
Who's here after Lukaku really joined Chelsea
1:24 - Memphis DEPIE 😂😂🤣
Thanks for the heart OneFootball 😀😀
Unfunny
Who's here after Sancho is a red. GGMU!!!
442oons predicted lukaku signing for Chelsea 2 months before it happened!
Dortmund: Don't sell Sancho for less then 100 million. If you can get that much for Ousmane Dumbelame, an off form Sancho is at least 100, on form it's more like 120.
sancho has only 1 year left on contract, and im pretty dure that no1 would buy dembele for 100M pounds
@@szymonsabuk4661 Barca did. And his contract runs in Summer 2023. So 2 years.
1:17 how is Ole looking at Levy without even turning his head. Probably the dark arts 😂
hallands voice is just too funny man
0:52 when 442oons predicted the future again. 👍🤯🤣
They predicted lukaku to Chelsea
"I saw what he did to tiagooooo" i died😂
thomas muller only sells the players that dont laughs at his jokes
but really his jokes are lame but i'll laugh at his jokes to keep him happy :3
"Leave the jokes to me Jurgen"😂😂😂😂
Sancho and Ole, better love story than Twilight
Hey. 442oon predicted 3 times the future
And..... He predicted the future
Lukaku to chelsea
Great video
Pep: 1 Billion pounds!
Levy: 1 billion?! *having heart attack*
‘Your opening offer was Phil Jones’
I didn’t know you could offer to save money by *buying* a player
Kovacic and christensen both is good, i don't why we would sell them. 😤
442oons should draw a new face for Depay 😄😄😄
Erling irl: “I’d Love to join Chelsea” **Agrees Provisional Personal Agreements**
Erling in Animation: “Get Sancho out of my club”
Leave the jokes to me Jurgen 😂😂😂
Im weakkk
How has Dean predicted Lukaku to Chelsea???
I liked at the Tiago joke
0:13 Really, Achraf Hakimi to PSG and Romelu Lukaku to Chelsea!!! (This crazy summer window make quite lots of this come true)
1:22 This too, Memphis Depay to Brokelona (Lionel leave lol)
2:20 Really sold to Man United, even though he become sheisse
BAHAHAHHA I CAN'T WITH ERLING YELLING ON THE MIC HIS VOICE IS DO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
prediction is trrue
lukaku in chelsea
It's time to exchange the 'X' does not Zlatan, Zlatan does 'X' format for 'X' does not Erling, Erling does 'X'
Legend has it koeman is still chasing wijnaldum
I was taking swim lessons when my instructor told me to go dive. When I got to the top, Penaldo appeared and pushed me off the ledge and said “I need to dive more to get more pens”. I had to go to the hospital. Shame on you Penaldo!!
Kovacic, Christiensen? Donuts?
Exactly my point. 9 months later, we are in a very bad state💀
Leave the jokes to me jurgen😂😂😂
Legends says wijnaldum is still getting chased by koeman...
class content keep it up
0:54 they just keep on predicting
Belgium
England
Netherlands
Germany
France
ROMELU LUKAKU
ACHRAF HAKIMI
DANIEL LEVY
HARRY KANE
MEMPHIS DEPAY
THOMAS MÜLLER
KINGSLEY COMAN
ERLING BRAUT HAALAND
JADON SANCHO
Who’s here after lukaku to chelsea
0:54 hmmm
What happened to Kingsley's voice he sounds more Klopp than Klopp himself.
thiago has actually been rlly good tho, still rlly funny tho dean😂😂
I would like to see a 2021/22 January transfer window video later
Muller and Klopp part makes me laugh the most.. 😂😂😂😂
Kovotic never a doughnut
That levy heart attack was a bit insensitive considering only a few days ago Christian eriksen has a real life heart attack
Good video
How are christensen and kovacic doughnuts
0:45 inter Milan's new team
Handanovic
Zappacosta
De vrij
Skriniar
Christensen
Emerson
Kovacic
Brozovic
Vidal
Martinez
Abraham
I love Haaland's voice ngl
Ahhhh yes quality content
And the window slams shout imao🤣🤣🤣🤣
When thiago played with Fabinho in midfield he play extremely well. Idk what coman is talking about.
France for sure won
One million and 6 donuts
Million for Real, donuts for Hazard.
Here we go expected soon
I don't know it's true but earling sounds like darlics from doctor who
Omg im so slow! Of course its Memphis De PIE! 😂😂
Nice video :D
Damn bro, Harry Kane is practically a hostage lol
My dream True. Three 442oons videos in one day
Reus Krispies at the back 👌
Depay and aguero plus agueros teemate (eric garcia) signed for fcb
Christensen and Kovacic?🤣🤣🤣
they made depay look like actual pie tho 😂 1:32