I was hired to determine your fate and this happened

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  4 года назад +6358

    I think the thing I learned by playing this is that we're all screwed.

    • @mikeyyayysysy
      @mikeyyayysysy 4 года назад +188

      Chicken🐔 wing🍗 Chicken🐔 wing🍗 hotdog🌭 and🙃 bologna🍖 chicken🐔 and💅🏼 macaroni🍠 chilling 🍉 with 😌 the😳 homies🤜

    • @logangonzalez-patton3121
      @logangonzalez-patton3121 4 года назад +36

      hi

    • @puckinz
      @puckinz 4 года назад +56

      We already knew that though

    • @gamingpotatottv3350
      @gamingpotatottv3350 4 года назад +15

      Imagine if gray responded to me

    • @mememan2293
      @mememan2293 4 года назад +17

      grey i dont think that god was a carrot...

  • @extrablandchaos2149
    @extrablandchaos2149 4 года назад +2544

    That kid that held the spider funeral is like, the only time ever Gray has showed sympathy for a non-cat being.

    • @chubbs1630
      @chubbs1630 4 года назад +10

      yup

    • @cockatoo123
      @cockatoo123 4 года назад +16

      apart from jim pickens who killed thousaands

    • @xErinxx
      @xErinxx 4 года назад +11

      cockatoo12 when? I didn’t know he even acknowledged Kevin’s sims gameplay lol

    • @bunnexsstudios9217
      @bunnexsstudios9217 4 года назад +4

      I had that part play the exact moment I read this comment XD

    • @aidengoosemorey3499
      @aidengoosemorey3499 4 года назад +7

      @@cockatoo123 and SupZee from Prison Architect

  • @BeaverCheeze
    @BeaverCheeze 4 года назад +6687

    I refuse to believe that I just witnessed Gray playing a game legitimately

    • @UOOOHCUNNY
      @UOOOHCUNNY 4 года назад +276

      well after having tortured hundreds of people in games sometimes you just wanna play normally

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 года назад +151

      Not that the end result was so different, I must say. Maybe the game designer is between us

    • @f424m0nd
      @f424m0nd 4 года назад +96

      I wonder if Gray's computer finally succeeded in getting revenge and is impersonating Gray now.

    • @bryannab7566
      @bryannab7566 4 года назад +27

      I usually assume that the video was sponsored, but it doesn't even seem like it this time.

    • @michaeldougherty2807
      @michaeldougherty2807 4 года назад +18

      He couldn't crash his computer with this one...

  • @RedLionKNC
    @RedLionKNC 3 года назад +255

    In Susanna’s defense, children’s cartoons love to have at least one episode where a character gets trapped in quicksand for some reason

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 2 года назад +2

      I thought it was referencing that John Mulaney joke

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 3 месяца назад

      She really is a D&D adventurer

  • @netrolancer1061
    @netrolancer1061 4 года назад +3998

    Congrats to everyone who survived the Karen Cull.

    • @OliMcl
      @OliMcl 4 года назад +46

      Poor spleens

    • @lochietube
      @lochietube 4 года назад +69

      The Karen Holocaust

    • @lyricrue7069
      @lyricrue7069 4 года назад +26

      PROTECTRON 1
      I like that.

    • @UltmtDestroyer
      @UltmtDestroyer 4 года назад +24

      Everybody did, the Karen cull was for people that died

    • @SomeRandom42
      @SomeRandom42 4 года назад +15

      You mean the last of the managers

  • @msbee3383
    @msbee3383 4 года назад +1779

    Gray: You may live.
    Me: *But they died-*

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 3 года назад +4

      @Precious_YT :3 23 mins wassupppp

    • @pikachu-jf2oh
      @pikachu-jf2oh 3 года назад +4

      @@blitzyblook3315 3 days wassupppp

    • @phoebe_quit
      @phoebe_quit 3 года назад +2

      @@pikachu-jf2oh 10000 years wassssup

    • @taimakkari3105
      @taimakkari3105 3 года назад +1

      @@phoebe_quit 1000000000000000000000000 trillion years wasuppppppp

    • @nalaski64
      @nalaski64 3 года назад

      @@taimakkari3105 sideways 8 wasupppp

  • @walmartscorpion5507
    @walmartscorpion5507 3 года назад +431

    Literally died when he said “loved vodka,” those are the magic words straight to heaven lol

  • @extrablandchaos2149
    @extrablandchaos2149 4 года назад +1051

    Wait, Satan has a son?
    Er, I mean Gray, Gray has a son?
    SWEET BABY SATAN SPAWN.

  • @canadian_chai6622
    @canadian_chai6622 4 года назад +330

    4:44 I mean....
    With the age he died at I would have sent him to heaven

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 3 года назад +304

    “ALL LIARS go STRAIGHT TO HELL.”
    Me: Welp, guess I’ll die.

    • @jaeiina
      @jaeiina 3 года назад +5

      just ask for Forgiveness and don't do it again

    • @jaeiina
      @jaeiina 3 года назад +4

      @Charlie Abbott wdym

    • @Brianna952
      @Brianna952 3 года назад +17

      @@jaeiina "Forgive me daddy, I was naughty"

    • @ciel_isl
      @ciel_isl 3 года назад +2

      This comment is a lie.

    • @-ghost-is-gaming-22-43
      @-ghost-is-gaming-22-43 3 года назад

      No😿

  • @therealArchmageTeslar
    @therealArchmageTeslar 4 года назад +872

    "Did fortnite dances"
    Gray: straight to hell it is!

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 4 года назад +27

      He's not wrong

    • @katya8735
      @katya8735 4 года назад +3

      hehe 69 funny number yw

    • @leafstarivy
      @leafstarivy 4 года назад +12

      There is nothing wrong with fortnite but fortnite dances that's going to far

    • @BruhMoment93_
      @BruhMoment93_ 4 года назад +6

      Did anything that involves fortnite
      Hell

    • @rondalglenn2458
      @rondalglenn2458 4 года назад +5

      Yes I am sorry for playing Fortnite at first

  • @xx_arinagacha_xoxod4307
    @xx_arinagacha_xoxod4307 3 года назад +50

    6:44
    Gray sounds so dead inside when he talks but when he said shiny boi I literally could not stop laughing

  • @BumBunnyGacha
    @BumBunnyGacha 4 года назад +864

    *You know it’s an evil game when Grey himself feels bad*

  • @kitana_kennedy
    @kitana_kennedy 4 года назад +403

    Screen: india
    Gray: *_Indiana, take it or leave it_*

  • @sebastian4507
    @sebastian4507 3 года назад +29

    “I’m so good at being a bad person”
    My favorite quote ever

  • @FloridaManGraySTOP
    @FloridaManGraySTOP 4 года назад +602

    "I was hired to determine your fate"
    Well *FUUUUUUUU...*

    • @haydengillespie4082
      @haydengillespie4082 4 года назад +42

      You are so loyal. I see you on every videos comments

    • @tessiamcdonald2962
      @tessiamcdonald2962 4 года назад +13

      @berry literally if gray saw this he would probably ❤ this 😂😂

    • @katieanimates2883
      @katieanimates2883 4 года назад +14

      Ah yes Florida man you will always be in grays comment section

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 4 года назад +8

      You fool, I am a dodo. Nobody can determine the almighty dodo’s fate.

    • @Illusory_Deluge
      @Illusory_Deluge 4 года назад +13

      Yes, go to hell. Your screams of pain wont help

  • @HeroSandwitch
    @HeroSandwitch 4 года назад +452

    Graystillplays: heaven.
    Subtitles: what’s heaven? He’s going to Kevin!

  • @gamerinapotato
    @gamerinapotato 3 года назад +67

    Woman: **loves vodka**
    Gray: *I need to read nothing else, go to the Comunist Heaven*

  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 4 года назад +188

    "When in doubt, send them to Hell." Gray's motto.

    • @silverwind0614
      @silverwind0614 2 года назад

      My trainer is a cosmic dragon "God" so I think you too would make great friends.

  • @WaddlesCookie
    @WaddlesCookie 4 года назад +352

    “It is a game.. that was probably made by my son”
    Me: your who know? There’s another one of you? Shiiiiiiiii-

  • @st4rtruck
    @st4rtruck 3 года назад +21

    8:15
    "Killed rats with BB gun"
    "Dabbed on their corpses"
    Me: *wheeze*

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 4 года назад +269

    "She was so beautiful, she stole my heart."
    She's in hell now

  • @TheSyndicateFan7
    @TheSyndicateFan7 4 года назад +738

    This actually wasn’t a mistype, they say drink driving in the UK.

    • @diamondphoenix6300
      @diamondphoenix6300 4 года назад +40

      As a brit, I can back this up.

    • @chrishughes216
      @chrishughes216 4 года назад +25

      As another Brit, I third this

    • @jasminedoggietvn6995
      @jasminedoggietvn6995 4 года назад +31

      I’m not British I just wanted to ask W H Y

    • @izzy-ku5pt
      @izzy-ku5pt 4 года назад +19

      We do lmao idk how you call it math class

    • @sammorgan31
      @sammorgan31 4 года назад +2

      Wait till yall hear what they call trucks.

  • @rem-rem7178
    @rem-rem7178 3 года назад +9

    6:00
    He said my name when I was reading and I jumped up and said, "Yes?!"
    Bro, that caught me off guard so bad. 😂

  • @thecatpersonuk9962
    @thecatpersonuk9962 4 года назад +381

    How much do you want to torture Satan?
    Gray: *YES*

    • @asteriskkristi8834
      @asteriskkristi8834 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @FloridaManGraySTOP
      @FloridaManGraySTOP 4 года назад +3

      *HE IS SATAN*

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 4 года назад

      Welcome Florida Man

    • @PikaRaichupikapika
      @PikaRaichupikapika 4 года назад +1

      Actually the only way to torture satan is if we were all good didnt do drugs all got along like one big happy family and we all went to heaven. Thats Satan's worst nightmare

    • @thstan4062
      @thstan4062 4 года назад +1

      @@FloridaManGraySTOP shouldn't you be dying in the sims rn?

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora 4 года назад +747

    Gray: "game made by my son"
    Me: wait.....Gray has a son??? Great god, it's Florida boy

  • @diamondseraph9369
    @diamondseraph9369 3 года назад +4

    3:45
    Guess my brother's going to hell for stealing that Piggly Wiggly magnet as a kid....

  • @Unfamous-Chronicles
    @Unfamous-Chronicles 4 года назад +58

    11:50 Someone may have commented but "drunk driving" is called "drink driving" in the UK.

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 года назад +9

      What it's called in Swedish would be "steeringwheel drunkness" in English. "Rattfylla."

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 года назад +3

      @@MaiaMirabell in russian the literal translation is driving at drunk form (вождение в нетрезвом виде) well according to google translate

    • @filegnaru
      @filegnaru 4 года назад +7

      "Alcohol at the steering wheel" or "car driving while under alcohol influence" are what it's called in German.

    • @lottiecollins53
      @lottiecollins53 4 года назад +1

      Maia Red Mirabilis that’s amazing

    • @bryannab7566
      @bryannab7566 4 года назад +2

      I refuse to believe that. The UK just can't be real.

  • @mythicdoggo9365
    @mythicdoggo9365 4 года назад +53

    Spirit: I solved World Hunger!
    Gray: ✨𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵✨

  • @SansTheskeleton-fj5sn
    @SansTheskeleton-fj5sn 3 года назад +13

    The game: please stop
    Gray: continues to break the game

  • @reiivx
    @reiivx 4 года назад +900

    *"ALL THAT DIED UNDER 18, GO STRAIGHT TO....HEAVEN"*
    Me : Bye, mom
    Mom : What-?
    News : A body of a girl was found-

    • @kaiburns4257
      @kaiburns4257 3 года назад +48

      you're still alive right?

    • @kaiburns4257
      @kaiburns4257 3 года назад +46

      @@reiivx i figured just making sure ^^

    • @k9hunterkiller99
      @k9hunterkiller99 3 года назад +26

      True fact: That's a suicide

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 3 года назад +23

      @@k9hunterkiller99 yeah like ANY kind of killing, riiiiight?
      but still under 18 so it doesn't matter...

    • @KitWillBeKit
      @KitWillBeKit 3 года назад +2

      great now i have to wait till im 19

  • @geoxoro6839
    @geoxoro6839 4 года назад +507

    Floridamen would like hell, Since it’s the same temperature.

    • @FloridaManGraySTOP
      @FloridaManGraySTOP 4 года назад +40

      I dunno. I would say Florida is slightly hotter.

    • @jillianrose6161
      @jillianrose6161 4 года назад +19

      As a Floridaperson myself i can confirm.

    • @lochietube
      @lochietube 4 года назад +11

      It's quite similar in many ways besides temperature

    • @absolutelynoone6641
      @absolutelynoone6641 4 года назад +7

      Y’all have never been to Arizona it’s already over 100 degrees and it’s been like that at the beginning of may Florida is humid not hot Arizona is dry and HOT

    • @pineapplepolis_8058
      @pineapplepolis_8058 4 года назад +5

      Frags Stories & Games it’s been hot af since April in Florida

  • @oliverlohrer3681
    @oliverlohrer3681 3 года назад +9

    1:04
    With me and the boys

  • @memez_r_life6692
    @memez_r_life6692 4 года назад +460

    "He killed rats and then *DABBED* on their corpses.."
    Me: **dying of laughter**

  • @sinrotogt
    @sinrotogt 4 года назад +353

    Lmaoooo
    “Pirating childrens movies: 100%”

    • @fwuffy_cloud
      @fwuffy_cloud 4 года назад +11

      All of my teachers letting us watch Endgame for free on the projector: 👁️👄👁️

    • @sinrotogt
      @sinrotogt 4 года назад

      We lost boys. It went to 5% 😔✊

  • @SurotaOnishi
    @SurotaOnishi Год назад +2

    You know a game is messed up when Gray plays it correctly

  • @AO968
    @AO968 4 года назад +340

    God has someone _higher_ than him?
    Also, "the cult of Karens". At least God knows his memes.

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi 4 года назад +148

    "what kinda life you had where you're 4 with a fear of quicksand" idk man you ever watched cartoons

  • @gomalley411
    @gomalley411 3 года назад +8

    Imagine if this was in the Good Place universe

    • @jkstcibg
      @jkstcibg 2 года назад

      PROBABLY IS HONESTLY.

    • @informanteRP
      @informanteRP Год назад

      It's surprisingly similar, both have a screwed points system that sends people to hell for the smallest stuff.

  • @Caelen-Fae
    @Caelen-Fae 4 года назад +143

    5:30 Not only did Nambi love vodka, she she was a Russian diplomat. It makes sense now

  • @fatbaby1520
    @fatbaby1520 4 года назад +183

    Gray: "Doesn't the average human eat 200 spiders a year in their sleep?"
    Me at 2 am: *my plans have changed*

    • @aieranimations9810
      @aieranimations9810 4 года назад +2

      that is horrifying to think about

    • @kaievolutions1268
      @kaievolutions1268 4 года назад +3

      I have a phobia now...
      Great gray...

    • @qlly
      @qlly 4 года назад +6

      Don’t worry, I looked it up and it’s just a myth, but it’s still possible of course,

  • @knaidelgaming9004
    @knaidelgaming9004 3 года назад +5

    3:16 so he's the guy that started the zombie apocalypse in "Train to Busan"

  • @buddy5196
    @buddy5196 4 года назад +89

    When Gray determines your fate it’s always DEATH.

    • @FloridaManGraySTOP
      @FloridaManGraySTOP 4 года назад +9

      Or torture... and then death.

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 4 года назад +7

      Or death and then torture

    • @lordcthulhu3589
      @lordcthulhu3589 4 года назад +2

      Black Mesa what the heck are you doing here

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 года назад +2

      Logan Lemons Collecting Xen Crystals.

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 года назад +1

      Florida Man It’s Florida Man.

  • @samuraisista5130
    @samuraisista5130 4 года назад +70

    "Worked in a slaughterhouse, Loved Drew Barry-"
    *WORKED IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE*

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +7

      And then you fail level because that meant as a cleaner, clerk or even lawyer of the company.

  • @jdmlover1084
    @jdmlover1084 3 года назад +6

    1:13 Me with a severe fear of bees: MAXIMUM P A N I K

  • @possiblepsychopath6459
    @possiblepsychopath6459 4 года назад +148

    alternate title: the unrealistic extremes happen and gray judges people correctly

  • @Vociferous
    @Vociferous 4 года назад +233

    Gray: **Decides who goes to hell and heaven**
    God: _can you literally not do my job right now_

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 года назад +5

      Gray: Oh so your approaching me?

  • @gharmon06
    @gharmon06 3 года назад +7

    1:42 once i got to that second s in the sentence and the google autosearch result came up... i'm afraid to find out the truth...

  • @emperororthopox1691
    @emperororthopox1691 4 года назад +131

    Gray: sends a man who uses their neighbors WIFI to Hell
    Me: is it getting hot in here or is just me

  • @sebastianthegoat4265
    @sebastianthegoat4265 4 года назад +181

    i'm surprised he actually folllowed the rules this time

    • @captaincarrots7761
      @captaincarrots7761 3 года назад +1

      The rules were so dumb following was worse than not

    • @mimi-s8j3o
      @mimi-s8j3o 2 года назад

      Because he cannot skip the level

  • @jellywithagun1956
    @jellywithagun1956 2 года назад +5

    4:34 is where it gets amazing
    Also at 5:30 , this person's age is 101 and was a Russian diplomat who loved vodka and hated western culture

  • @EVSM-1
    @EVSM-1 4 года назад +131

    Graystillplay: post
    Everyone: goes straight to comment

    • @thefungiwhisperer2313
      @thefungiwhisperer2313 4 года назад

      YEP

    • @asteriskkristi8834
      @asteriskkristi8834 4 года назад +1

      Lol yep, I'm about 1 minute in and I'm commenting

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 4 года назад +4

      I would sub but you have a roblox video.
      Edit: Actually I lied I wouldn’t have subbed I just wanted an excuse to say that

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 года назад

      Yello Dodo
      12:28

  • @LightningBoi2195
    @LightningBoi2195 4 года назад +659

    When he send the kid who did Fortnite dance to hell:
    Me: **laugh in Minecraft**

    • @dummyworks4587
      @dummyworks4587 4 года назад +19

      mine craft = good

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 4 года назад +6

      @@dummyworks4587 for a second I thought your profile picture was the KKK

    • @eduardogodinho5274
      @eduardogodinho5274 4 года назад +1

      @@dummyworks4587 yes

    • @SweetHoneyB
      @SweetHoneyB 4 года назад +5

      @@dummyworks4587 Minecraft sucks!!! *Laughs in roblox obbies*

    • @garrelriper3764
      @garrelriper3764 4 года назад +2

      @@SweetHoneyB **hehehe**

  • @quentincoetzee4313
    @quentincoetzee4313 3 года назад +5

    8:04 I nearly misread that as "Taught disabled children Meth"

  • @ezra2064
    @ezra2064 4 года назад +73

    Imagine popping into purgatory and hearing:
    Alright we’re checking out-

  • @Yet_another_placeholder
    @Yet_another_placeholder 4 года назад +121

    "Used stolen laptop to teach" We need more information here. Did she steal the laptop, or did she just unknowingly buy it second-hand from someone who stole it? If she isn't the one who stole it, then technically, she shouldn't go to Hell...
    Ah, screw it. To Hell with her for making me overthink this!

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад +13

      Same with the lying. The mayor that couldn't keep his promise, if he fully intended to keep his promises but something external happened, then he didn't lie. He failed.
      Lying is on purpose. You know you're saying something incorrect or that isn't going to happen. If you don't know, you're not lying, you're just wrong.

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 4 года назад

      @@THEPELADOMASTER but he said that he would do that but he failed to do so which makes him a lier.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 4 года назад +6

      @@EBGamez1 failing to do something you promised to do isn't lying. Purposely failing is. Lying has intent behind it. You intend to say something incorrectly to deceive others.
      Otherwise, being wrong in a test would constitute as lying. Trying to win a tournament and failing would be lying. Buying the wrong product by accident would be lying. If the mayor tried his hardest to fulfill his promise but ultimately couldn't, it's not lying, it's failing.
      On the other hand, if he promised something just to get votes and never had any intentions to fulfill the promise, that's lying.

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 4 года назад

      @@THEPELADOMASTER ok good point. I was just clarifying things and whatever so umm... yeah.

    • @ya_boizy7648
      @ya_boizy7648 4 года назад

      Dang that's cold

  • @annabelmb
    @annabelmb 3 года назад +4

    "God is a vicious, two-faced prick."
    - Starkid's "The Trail to Oregon", 2015
    This game completely reinforces that

  • @nonamegaming5298
    @nonamegaming5298 4 года назад +30

    gray: "Indiana's robin hood."
    India: "yo wtf"
    7:03

  • @nataliedennis9792
    @nataliedennis9792 4 года назад +176

    “Worked at a slaughter house” my mind:ThE mAn BeHiNd ThE slAuGhtEr

    • @jigsawjahsiah
      @jigsawjahsiah 4 года назад +4

      YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @ju5trav3n31
      @ju5trav3n31 4 года назад +2

      OML YES!!!!!!!!!

    • @MrMustangRod
      @MrMustangRod 4 года назад +2

      Omg yasssssssssssssssssss

    • @dizneyz6958
      @dizneyz6958 4 года назад +2

      Yesh

    • @p1nkPallas
      @p1nkPallas 3 года назад +3

      SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE-

  • @gregbass5997
    @gregbass5997 2 года назад +1

    The delicate balance like every one will be delicate

  • @tahamohamad9359
    @tahamohamad9359 4 года назад +45

    “Grey I just broke my nail...”
    Grey: “Go to hell!”

  • @oswurth8774
    @oswurth8774 4 года назад +56

    Is no one gonna talk about how Gray apparently has an heir??? He has a Floridason!

  • @yoink7752
    @yoink7752 2 года назад +3

    3:01 reminds me of Gibbs from NCIS, married 3 times

  • @Cocoaben
    @Cocoaben 4 года назад +56

    "welcome to the only game where you can send people to hell..." no Gray, this is about the FIFTH game you've played that can do that

  • @spyjams08therobloxian66
    @spyjams08therobloxian66 4 года назад +67

    "This isn't as much lying, as it is sucking."
    Oh yeah, that's getting framed.

  • @yamivkd
    @yamivkd 3 года назад +1

    I would suck at this games simply because finite crimes will never warrant an infinite punishment.

  • @semneleman907
    @semneleman907 4 года назад +63

    "All liars must be sent straight to hell"
    Me: ai't i'm going to hell

    • @theykno_Donnn.NYC-
      @theykno_Donnn.NYC- 3 года назад +4

      Me who lied about cheating in school: ight ima go to hell

    • @oofedultra
      @oofedultra 3 года назад +2

      me who lied about anything:
      *oh*

    • @woodle_isbae
      @woodle_isbae 3 года назад +1

      Me who lied about eating all the candy in the house -
      *let's hope I'm hot*

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 4 года назад +4

    11:45 In some countries it's called "drink driving" because because alcohol can still impair your driving even if you're not actually drunk.

  • @ffabruder355
    @ffabruder355 3 года назад +41

    Fun fact: the Gods hands are on his body and not on his shoulder because God is not a human I guess

    • @samuellinn
      @samuellinn 3 года назад +3

      you can't say "fun fact" and "I guess" at the same time

    • @ifeanyi4821
      @ifeanyi4821 3 года назад

      Yes he is not human he is an immortal being and he has no gender also he doesn't age and he can do any thing

    • @lavendercougar9161
      @lavendercougar9161 3 года назад +1

      @@ifeanyi4821 tf u call him a him then

    • @jsthaut
      @jsthaut 3 года назад

      @@ifeanyi4821 He's a dragon and he's a male

    • @snoitseuqpi1119
      @snoitseuqpi1119 3 года назад

      @@jsthaut Fact.

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 4 года назад +86

    Person: *I comment 'First' on videos*
    Gray: *Straight to hell*

  • @andrewfortmusic
    @andrewfortmusic 4 года назад +133

    0:14
    Gray: "Pearly Gates is a game that was probably made by my son"
    Me: W0t? You have a sON?

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer 3 года назад +5

    did any one else see 'SUS' but the 2nd 's' was cut off a bit in the name at 5:19???

  • @Pankdoe
    @Pankdoe 4 года назад +8

    4:32
    His age:
    *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад +13

    5:14 excuse you grey, cartoons and movies had me convinced that knowing how to escape quicksand would be the most important life skill by 5

    • @humanpineapple1239
      @humanpineapple1239 4 года назад +3

      Romantic Outlaw Gray*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +2

      @@humanpineapple1239 fact they're people choose superpower because jojo time stop

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X Год назад +1

    Not paying Taxes isn't stealing... Charging Taxes on everything is stealing.

  • @VoidlessHue
    @VoidlessHue 4 года назад +54

    Kid : "Kills rats and dabs on their corpses*
    Karens: I don't see anything wrong with that!

  • @unprofessionals3153
    @unprofessionals3153 3 года назад +90

    This is the exact same job that the people that tell “Real stories” have

  • @dragbonegames
    @dragbonegames 3 года назад +4

    3:12 Isnt That the Beginning of the Train To Busan The Zombie Deer That Get Hit By a Truck...

  • @quinn870
    @quinn870 4 года назад +20

    Grey: Define disappeared
    Me: Sims 4, sims disappearing randomly.

  • @redstoneshiny463
    @redstoneshiny463 4 года назад +35

    12:27 among us players: try to live The most possible!!!

  • @grapegodess4062
    @grapegodess4062 3 года назад +4

    10:37
    Wanna hear how my kid is better than yours?
    You: no-
    Me: well your gonna heat it anyways, MY KID COLORS INSIDE THE LINES.

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 4 года назад +6

    2:47 *points gun fingers* exactly

  • @niccognet406
    @niccognet406 4 года назад +45

    Gray: I didn’t make the rules.
    Me: you know the rules, and so do i

  • @animeneweablet
    @animeneweablet 3 года назад +6

    5:30
    Respect from Comrade Stalin

  • @tommygallagher5747
    @tommygallagher5747 4 года назад +14

    Thank you grey for posting it always makes me happy whenever you post

    • @FloridaManGraySTOP
      @FloridaManGraySTOP 4 года назад +2

      What about me?

    • @kitnkindlin683
      @kitnkindlin683 4 года назад

      Florida Man the only thing you post is your mug shot after your arrested for trying to sneak an alligator into a sauna because it’s “cold blooded”

  • @livvieybloodfang6310
    @livvieybloodfang6310 4 года назад +28

    Honestly I thinks it’s surprising to all of us that he has a wife. But it’s also feels like spleens is living with him constantly helping him choose games 🤣

  • @CaraDeCartola
    @CaraDeCartola 3 года назад +2

    feel bad fir the guy who said "sorry spider"
    he literally gave the spider he killed a funeral
    a
    *S P I D E R*

  • @mattkile9614
    @mattkile9614 4 года назад +12

    The thing on eating spiders in your sleep was actually an experiment on how quickly false information spreads, especially online xD

  • @kip2796
    @kip2796 4 года назад +7

    4:56 gray is now my favorite youtuber.

  • @jaxongramata9100
    @jaxongramata9100 3 года назад +1

    I am already screwed

  • @beatricefontaine3588
    @beatricefontaine3588 4 года назад +17

    The lady who loved vodka was 101 when she died. That may have been me. Thanks, gray!

  • @izukumidorya899
    @izukumidorya899 4 года назад +23

    0:33 i love how the God in this game looks like a colorless carrot

    • @Bookworm12-j9t
      @Bookworm12-j9t 5 месяцев назад

      Looks more like a clipart version of how I would design shiny lopunny

  • @yoobrim5695
    @yoobrim5695 3 года назад +5

    mom can we get heaven
    mom: no we have heaven at home
    the heaven at home
    1:20

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 4 года назад +113

    "All who have killed in any way will go straight to hell!"
    Minecraft Players: *I am the anti-Christ*

    • @gada0708
      @gada0708 3 года назад +11

      Dream: guess ill go to the deepest hell

    • @mrsmoothbrain9589
      @mrsmoothbrain9589 3 года назад +9

      universe sandbox players:

    • @Starfleet2269
      @Starfleet2269 3 года назад +3

      No stop.

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if when we die, you get to the Pearly Gates and the angel there says "Did you know that virtual characters ALSO count towards the commandment of "Thou shalt not kill"? >:)

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 года назад +3

      @@Zaxares *Looks back at industrial mob grinder.*
      Aww... Sh*t.

  • @Spacecore204
    @Spacecore204 4 года назад +5

    This is the first time I’ve seen grey play a game correctly and without breaking it 100 times.

  • @VWdabug
    @VWdabug 3 года назад +1

    Girl:loves vodka
    Gray: straight to heaven i don’t need to read anything else

  • @MiyuwiTV
    @MiyuwiTV 4 года назад +17

    1:30 lol literally everyone is going to hell for smashing bugs

  • @jayfrillbalaguer2811
    @jayfrillbalaguer2811 4 года назад +8

    "Everyone that kills go strait to hell"
    Me who killed a fly just now
    "OH NO!,NO,NO,NO,NO"

  • @trike2444
    @trike2444 3 года назад +4

    4:02 had me laughing

  • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
    @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +45

    Gray's voice seems lower. We need to show him he'll so he can be happy again