Phoenix McCorry it’s coz of high school and the amount of studying you have to go through, some people get depression, most get anxiety ( fear) of failing.
It isn't getting 1000 views is 1 pound or dollar because even really small creators get money it every 10 seconds a viewer watchs a ad they get 7 p or 7 cents
4:46 there are these special types of ropes they let you basically fall off a building and stick to the side they like to put them in crazy adventure parks for only the bravest(they do this at some camps where you have to climb down a wall like that)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortar It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on Da da dumb da dumb da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better No more games, I'm a change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine to Five and I can't provide the right type of Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer This is my life and these times are so hard And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
Who rewatching in 2020 to Remember the good times
How did you know...
yes
Me
Yeah h9w do you no
Me
3:13 he’s actually swimming in vodka
Yes correct
4:54 and that’s vodka
Obviously
Yup
*loads degtyaryov*
For mother Russia bitch
My favorite thing about watching Lannan is that I dont have to ever skip and ad😂
Same he wants it like that
He wants ads
True
Me to
3yrs later: he has his own fortnite skin. And he is mostly family friendly
Except he isn’t, and I’m not against that , it’s part of his personality, but he isn’t family friendly at all
Ye ur right
@@alikhaled2389 yea
@lucas kellyotoole no one said that
@lucas kellyotoole nobody said that and he’s prob funnier than u
*G’day G’day Ya Bloody Legends*
I will remember that phrase until the day I die
*Gooooood morning Gamers!*
Gday Gday tayzz
*G’day G’day SUPMEN*
Good day ya bloody legends
CRICKY
4:27 when your trying to commit but it dosent go as planned
Gravity: *turns off to save a mans life*
That's the power of stupidity or know as dumb shit science
Creative mode
Depressed spider man moment
I have watched this video at least 10 times but never get bored of it.
Same
Madeline Genot uhhhh ok?
Same
@@madelinegenot9300 Shut up
@@Xoro2203 dude it was my young son and I just saw he was doing this you dont have to be disrespectful as well k thanks bye
5 years later, and back to watch to some good old laser.
Its Lazar mate, how did it take 7 months for someone to say it
In America: _You Drink Vodka_
----------------
In Russia: *Vodka Drinks You*
In America: Child chases Ice cream truck.
----------------------
In Russia: Ice cream truck chases child.
Crimson Warblade yo that sounds hella sus tho 😂
Crimson Warblade You Stole That From Yo Mama
Tell that to the person I replied to.
Crimson Warblade Yeah I Get It But It’s From “Yo Mama Jokes” So Just Search It In RUclips
4:35
Lazarbeam: Am I even real right now?
Government: Crap he knows to much!
scomo is coming
too*
Secret revealed
“That swearing montage just cost $600”
I think 22 million views is more than $600
Oliver Buchanan 23 actually
Lazar be regretting so hard
Lol
yea, but hes dismonitised so he get no dollar dollar bill yos
@@laynenorberg8646 um no, actually not even 100k
This brings back the memories 🥺
“Ok, waterslide, show me whatcha-”
*“Aiii aieee?”*
Reeeeeeeesséeèe
HAHAH LMAO😁
I was just bouta comment thAt but that’s the funniest part probably
RandomStuff as I read it it happened in the video too
Awaken, my masters!!
Lazaer beam: there's not a window dirty enough to make me clean it
Me: what if muselks youtube channel was on it
fortnite BOT lol 😂
This is the best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oof
*L a z a e r*
fortnite BOT that was spicy booiii
6:46 running from the storm
Hahah
I çant stop laughing
true
Yea that's true.....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
RUclips is so happy recommending this masterpiece after 5 years
It’s 3 years
Look at the queen and if u look closely she’s actually a bottle of vodka
Patrick Cooper That’s faker than the statue
What do u meen
I’m just Trina have fun here
Patrick Cooper innit
I did but it's not a bottle of vodka
"Don't get anxiety challenge"
Well, I've failed this challenge ever since I turned 13.
Albert Terry Me too
Lmao same 😂
Wait you failed at 13 that's nothing
Me to
Phoenix McCorry it’s coz of high school and the amount of studying you have to go through, some people get depression, most get anxiety ( fear) of failing.
6:38 if you look closely, the water is actually vodka
wow
Wow so true 😂
No wait you ment 6:38 if you look closely, the water is actually a vodka bottle
Em Meadows FUCK YOU BITCH
Da_Russian2017 don’t talk like that 😡😡😠😠
When you zoom into your life, its actually a vodka bottle
True
"Ive got a sweaty mouth now"
Yes, lannan, thats what mouths are
Hello brother
My twin
Your bobby
Yeah r/whoosh its a joke
Why you got an ÆGH profile?
Me: What’s for dinner?
Mum: *Vodka bottles*
r/whooosh
Tristan Cabie r/whoooooooosh
Tristan Cabie r/wooosh
Tristan Cabie r/woooooooosh
How can you eat vodka🤔☹️☹️☹️☹️🤨🤨😬😵
4:40
I’m Professor Oak
And I’m here to tell you the complicated description of how he didn’t die
*he had a rope attached to him*
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Makes sense
Thanks professed oak and I will stop riding my bikes in doors
WTF, I thought we was a wizard
Haha
Not me watching when he’s got an icon skin
5:24 he's actually sliding on vodka
HunterB playz noice
🤣🤣🤣
It’s Russians what do u expect
Bich
Your. Phone. Is. Low
if you zoom in on lazars sweaty palms the sweat is actally vodka Edit: even though this is my most liked comment I’m not thanking anyone
Your moist
This needs more likes
Thank you
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Only the Russians know🤫🤫
"Ay ee's justa bloody tadpole ay mate Crikey."
We need more steriotypical australian lazarbeam 2019!!!
Eye Music he cant because of demonitizatoom
.._.__ .
Yeah we do
he makes me proud to be Aussie lmao
when I saw the third one, I could feel my insides going "nope nope nope nope, we're just gonna regurgitate lunch, mate"
Imagine being demonetised but getting 28 million views
It isn't getting 1000 views is 1 pound or dollar because even really small creators get money it every 10 seconds a viewer watchs a ad they get 7 p or 7 cents
Can you subscribe to my
I love your icon
You have 69 subs
Nice
Hip
Lazarbeam: There’s poop coming out
Me: If u look closely the poop is actually vodka that has been in the freezer for a year
Lazarbeam is secretly Russian
EXPOSED
Ouch
HAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD
😂😁😀hillarious
Joe Steel ya arm is vodka get a microscope
If you zoom in into the mic
It's actually a vodka bottle
I know
Doggo Memes illuminati confirmed 🤫🤫
ILUMINATI CONFIRMED
/_\
Ha
1:10 guy could just land on his Nokia and it would absorb the damage
Who is watching in 2020 when coronavirus has ruined everything
I am
Me
Me stay safe
Me it sucks
How did you know
If you zoom in to the subscribe button it’s actually a vodka bottle
a grey one tho
Hold up let me try, OMG IT IS
What??
Yes
LoL
6:32 if you look real closely
The bus is a vodka bottle
True
👌🏻
Ikr
4-5 years ago was the golden age of lazarbeam content. These videos are super fucking charming and have a lotta rewatch value
Who misses this lazerbeam
نصمب۰
Isn't he the same
4:25 the answer to it is:
VODKA
what?
Kill Me
Kill me
The answer to any Russian math problem is vodka
Answer is VODKA
Nice
5:22 so your telling me its a suislide
You’re
*enter the sienfield song*
*claps slowly
No
Tat dum tsssssss
Who’s rewatching this in 2021 to remember the good times
me
Me
me
E
2022
The title of this video should be called “Russians and their vodka”
Cool
what wtf
The OG it a Polish drink
or then (can you hold my vodka bottle
oh no
3:11 if you zoom in closely, he actually jumps into a vodka bottle.
I saw it
Oh yeah
Chr1s yep
Chr1s what?
Oh yeah I see it now
“IM TELLING U MAN THE RUSSIANS”
How dare you
@@feartoxic7325 Greta?
I am russian so shut up
im not russia
PIVAT
This is the best lazarbeam video of all time.
Three strikes and your channel gets deleted
Lannan: "I WaNt FiVe Of 'eM"
In America we call them sharks
In Soviet Russia we call them water bears
In Space we call them dogs
No man here in the Union of Soviet Socialists they water puppies
😂😂😂
Soviet russia
This is how many times LazarBeam describe something as vodka bottle
👇
You know this was made in 2017 right?
U know this was a joke right?
Lol
yi mo let’s get him to 300 like and 300 only
Anime sonic master gacha gaming 12974 i got the joke tho -_-
I like how LazarBeam calls everything Vodka.
4:31 BRO you could hear his hand squeak on the table
SWEATY PALMS
Chewy Mustard holy shot you can
@@PilotTurtle holy shot
Week of Gaming holy shot bro no way
Kryptic Vivid ツ I hate auto correct
Week of Gaming lmao me too
4:57 if u really look closely he’s actually getting chased by a vodka bottle
Teketerror Gaming ik
Your right
Lol
Hes riding a bottle of vodka
Hahahahhahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least when watching lazarbeam you don't have to worry about ads.
Blue Saber lol
So true
Am I colour blind I ain't see it
Why’d he get demonetized for this tho
Blue Saber lol
5:52 fresh when lazars reboot card is at 30 seconds left
6:47 me when the storm starts moving
😂😂 SAME!!!
salma yehia that's me when my mam tells me to clean my room
In 50v50 me: meh
Other modes: FUCKKKKKKK
salma yehia aa
I
There are few explains: he had sticky shoes, this was movie effect or he discovered how matrix works
He had a rope round his waist
@HUB GAMING yeah, that Lannan's face was unmissable
I believe it was an edited background optical illusion
And VODKA
Yea, sticky honey vodka
If u press the like button it will look blue but if u focus hard enough u can see its actually a bottle of vodka
Carlo H yaaaaasss
Still coming back to these old videos as the wave of nostalgia hits you like a damn truck
4:20 my heart stopped for a second...
Check the timestamp
Nikodem Nicinski what even happened how did he stand on the wall
Omg the timestamp
@@amysutcliffe3677 he has a rope tied to him
@@whosjoe4731 OR it was cgi
6:28 it’s not a parachute it’s a vodka bottle
Yes but a very big vodka god dang the Russians are crazy
Very big
@@bigjoebtwhater2215 small compared to..
Me: it wont happen.
Anxiety: but what if it does
Me: but it wont
Anxiety: but what if it does though?
Me: ahh you got me there.
WhoStoleMyFridge I relate
Me when I don’t cheat on my homework
Use code ceedayy
The time has come. I have to confess.... I'm the one who stole your fridge.... I'm sorry ...
WhoStoleMyFridge Istoleyourfridge
Peak lazar beam
This is how many times Lannan has ever swore
👇🏻
Wow 4
Lama Bev 7 times
@Carnage no 99999999999999999999 times
Don’t think that’s enough mate
Wow 52 times that’s like 1 vid lol
1:40 T-series was on the window
Gus Perdue fuck u
Sotarks IsMyDad yes him
@@jiarongzhang8654 Jeez, it's just a joke
Gus Perdue no stfu your joke was not funny
Gus Perdue you got me! I nearly subscribed to him 😓😓
“YYYEEEEEETTTTT”
The word of the century
rewatching in 2024 Lazarbeam was always and will remain a bloody legend among bloody legends
4:26 8 year olds when they watcht a spiderman movie
4:28
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sander van Halteren This is so overrated
We are not the “Bloody Legends” your the Bloody Legend
you’re*
This is how much vodka Russians drink
↘️⬇️↙️ OMG thanks for so many likes!
26 litres?
33
@@beaucooling4323 yet you have it as your profile picture
@@fredstead5652 my friend has my account
@@fredstead5652 i idk how to change it
This is probably my favorite lazarbeam video
4:40 it’s called Spider-Man Spider-Man does whatever a spider can itis
He was holding on a vodka bottle
I now :) 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 :)
Spooderman
Dan & Gloria Richmond sphaggeti-man
First human to focus chakra on their feet
6:48 running from the storm in fortnite like...
Lol
XD ye
Evan Galvan accept I get stuck in it
omg yes
Like what
-There is no window dirty enough to get me to do that
-But anti demonetization will
Pus from Pusistan xD
Nope... Money isn’t worth even death.
Old videos of lazar are so good
3:12 if you look closely he actually jumps into a
Vodka bottle
I thought ur profile pic was a hairy butt
ᗯEᒪᒪ ITᔕ ᑎOT
WOT
@@rileyplays1464 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4:30 WE FOUND PETER PARKER!
Yeessss
Behind the scenes of spooder man hoomcoman
Did you notice, that if you zoom in, the like button is a vodka bottle.
Time Bandit ur right!
someone made that comment already, sorry bro
Time Bandit oh yeah I see
It's not a coincidence that OG lazarbeam gets more views than modern day lazarbeam has in subscribers.
1:30
the window next to him can flip around, meaning he couldve just done it from the inside
It’s also photoshopped
I was thinking about that
2019 anyone?
Yup
me
Yep
Yep
Yep 2019
1:33 is me in school when the teacher says no questions during a test!
What?!?!
4:46 there are these special types of ropes they let you basically fall off a building and stick to the side they like to put them in crazy adventure parks for only the bravest(they do this at some camps where you have to climb down a wall like that)
Had been wondering that 3 years ty
Anyone watching July? 2019 I am :)
Yes
Yeah
Same lol
Maybe
Yes
I like how he replaces everything with vodka bottles
He didn’t
If you look closely his mic is a vodka bottle
if you look close the l in lazarbeam is a vodka bottle
I am a professor and how he climbed the wall is..
*he took too much vodka*
No he is spiderman
...
He an alien
the meme channel no he had too much vodka
its fake you fucking dumb idiot
1:21 at first I thought it was real😂
3:19 fake I saw the other guy jump into the other side of the “tunnel”
Agree
That doesn't mean it's not dangerous... They coulda both gotten stuck
No they swam to each others sides
That’s what I thought at first, but I think it’s real
Now if u look closely the water was actually vodka
2 years today
Lucas Booth stil the best youtuber ever
Mr kenny subaru, she is a kawai princesu
Good to know I'm not the only one here since the start
Anyone remember the Viking from the vlogs
Happy birthday
6:11 Shes actually holding a vodka bottle
S4LTY YT first comment
Hi lazar beam A love you call me A Messenger bro and Nicolasdrop kille me
G
No there isn't
Bob The Builder ,
At the pyroclastic flow one I was kinda expecting him to say but he's actually running from a vodka explosion
The vodka joke is so overused that it’s funny
I know
6:21 If you zoom in closely he jumps off a vodka bottle
No he does
I see...
Jealousy kills the cow and if jealous
4:28 that reaction though
FlickZ How Frank was made
6:49, cheers to the bloody legend thats recording it
Who’s here for og memories
Me
You're not an OG unless you remember the Madden videos.
Sullivan88 You are right only if you remember the madden videos your a og
Sullivan 88 those madden videos were amazing I get fortnite grew his channel but it’s not fun anymore
Me
In the Australian bible it says “it’s every Aussie’s job to swear”
Nuff said.
I do swear for a living
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
No more games, I'm a change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers
And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna
Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much
For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot
Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You spent how long on this?
Holy f*ck now did u come up with that
U deserve a sub
*its time **_tO sTOp_*
Martin Cooper 10 seconds. They copy and pasted it
And my anxiety has gotten worse the lazerbeam
Lazar: fudgingchocolatebutt
RUclips: DEMONITIZED!!!
@Jasper Sumner what
lazar: Hi
RUclips: DEMONIZED!!!!
@Electric Egg damn straight
Me fricking flop flip;
RUclips good good good;
Lazarbeam fudgingbunnypoop;
RUclips; get striked b×tch
I’m gonna say something roblox / flamingo related
Flamingo: Yes
Roblox:BANNED
Man: I’m walking on a wall!
Lazarbeam: MUM GET THE CAMERA GET THE CAMERA MUM
Hey if you look closely, you’ll see that Lazarbeam is actually a vodka bottle.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😃😃😃🤣😃😃😃😃🤣😃😃😃🤣😃😃😃😃
I love the Dont get anxious challenges amazing.🤣🤣😂😂