I am going to get a US citizenship just to vote this guy. I mean 15 billion dollar and hour for the minimum wage and free golden toilets how can somebody not vote for him
@@forests.9597 That little?! That oughta be your kids' allowance money without chores done. "Here Mark. Go get yourself a few mansions, if you like, for being so good at school. And why not throw in a few extra servants, super computers, trips to the Moon and a cruise ship? Keep this up and one day you could buy several planets from the local Cosmo shop and several unreal super powers."
+Inivican Absurdus I am a supporter of Bernie and I laughed my ass off at this YTP. The joke is not about Bernie's views only but also the joke is about how his haters see him!
There are three types of people who are commenting on this video. 1. Sanders supporters who have a sense of humor 2. Sanders supporters who don't have a sense of humor and think a video with a couple thousand views is somehow jeapordizing his campaign 3. Non-Sanders supporters trying to extrapolate an actual political argument from this video
To be clear, the video wasn't that far off from the real Bernie. His speeches are just lists of things he'll give away and random interjections about how the top 1% should be dismembered.
Alpacthulhu Would you look at that. You perfectly fall into one of the three categories I outlined! Here's to successfully identifying patterns in human behavior!
vaughnyboy8 Except that I'm not attempting to extrapolate an actual political argument from the video. I said that it was close to the way Bernie talks, not "don't vote Bernie because of this video." Other than that, good effort! I'd like to add a fourth: 4) Sanders supporters attempting to extrapolate an actual political argument from the comments section of a video.
Alexander Jaggers This comment could have been entirely replaced by liking his comment, as you added nothing to what he said except "you're stupid". I love watching comment sections devolve into childish name-calling!
Problem is I sometimes forget that this video is fake because so much of this stuff sounds like his actual plans. "Free" and "redistribution of wealth.
+Lord Jake you are highly skilled, but i think it fair to mention that their own biases are somewhat responsible for accepting this as real and not a spoof ^^
+Tim Bean i don't get the fetish of people thinking he means literally "Free". I see no benefit of punishing the poor and letting rich get away without paying their fair share of taxes.
I ran some calculations, and even with a conservative estimate of a 99.1% income tax rate, you'll still only keep just over $15 billion per year of your HOURLY $15 billion minimum wage. Let me tell you, you're making a lot less money than you might think. Good thing almost everything's free.
Hmmm 🤔 that means the lesser we get those "freebies" maybe we don't really need to pay taxes, right ? ☝️🤔 damn he's confusing 😩 but.....thats actually good for human morality, y'know 🤔 I mean we're train to be less greedy coz more getting free, we're getting more taxes ☝️😆
If Bernie says he can build it I will follow. 15 billion an hour, free gay women, free Hispanic people cleaning toilets, free Asian folk, FREE EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE!!!
These YTP videos have been amazing! You're head and shoulders above the other ones from this election cycle. Please make more, especially more debate ones!
+Dick Haire It's just amazing. When a rare breed of politician - the honest politician - says reasonable things, the media and the voters alike prefer to dismiss them as stupid, insane, misguided, or whatever. I really think you should research further on the nature of socialism, capitalism and social inequality in US, and a little bit of the history of the US, how the Great Depression was caused, what were the measures taken, what was the New Deal, what was the taxation system in the 1930s, 40s, 50s, 60s and the 70s, the outcome of deregulation of the market implemented by Reagan and the following presidents, how the US has become an oligarchy etc. And, of course, hows these things relate to the socialist movement in the US.
baby0babbling0bla "the media and the voters alike prefer to dismiss them as stupid" You're implying Sanders isn't being mindlessly followed by millions. The people who dismiss him as stupid have good reason to do so: he just tells people "hey, I'm going to give you free shit if you vote for me" and rants about "THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS". The US isn't an oligarchy, and anybody who genuinely believes it is has never left his parents' home and is just sitting there in a basement watching Sanders speeches over and over and wondering if he'll get free potato chips if he wins.
I appreciate that Dora! And I totally agree with you; I love seeing the people I like get roasted, at the very least it means they are worthy of attention
@@samuelnathan312 It seems like the Joe Rogan episode where Sanders is invited on is the most common way Trump supporters has changed their mind about Sanders. So if you are up for a challenging your perspective, I suggest you watch that. ruclips.net/video/2O-iLk1G_ng/видео.html alternative link: invidio.us/watch?v=2O-iLk1G_ng
+MrEsz8 Walrus I appreciate that. I was a huge Ron Paul supporter and I wished they made more YTPs of him. One of the funniest videos I saw was the Bad Lip Reading of Ron Paul, made him look like an insane old man lol. No one deserves to be put on a pedestal.
I too think free freedom is necessary in this country. But I think free tomatoes is a bit too much. Will someone please think of the poor oppressed tomato billionaires?
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$15,000,000,000/hr sounds reasonable. We're so underpaid, it's ridiculous.
***** Wut.
*****
Elaborate.
*****
I don't speak Hungarian.
+Sheogorath Daedric Princess of Douchebaggery It seems we have reached an impass.
*****
I'm not a cow.
Free healthcare. Free education. Free drugs. Free women. Free lettuce. Free tomatoes.
Absolutely brilliant.
Free golden toilets... free Hispanic people who are cleaning toilets
+Alex Cruz Free golden toilets free gay toilets free gay women
+Alex Cruz i was reading this right when he said that lol
Free gay toilets!!!!!
free yeezys!!!111!!!111 Smash that like button and subscribe 😂😂😂😂
Free Health Care
Free Education
Free Drugs
Free Women
Free Lettuce
Free Tomatoes
I lost it on free women... LOL
i grab tomatoes like i grab em by the pussy #rump
Don't forget about the free gay toilets.
Don't forget free Magic
Dont forget free sex and free free
Free gay women!? He's got my vote!
Eddie 'JaggSauce' Gluskin Tomatoes are pretty great.
+Eddie 'JaggSauce' Gluskin They must lettuce eat free lettuce hahaha
uh huh, uh huh
Makin Bacon Hi, there.
Bacon Maken long time no hear
"I believe in coke for all people" - Bernie Sanders, 2015
But I also like the sound of free gay women baseball and free socialist magic.
*_Really?_*
Seriously, the price of socialist magic keeps going up
@@kenetickups6146 I imagine there is demand for socialist magic in the US. It's just that there isn't much supply of it.
Naveek Darkroom but we still have friendship, and as we all know friendship is magic
@@SuggestiveEclipse Sure!
"Free Asian folks that build the railroads" This had me dying
they kinda did to be fair; well back in the late 1800s lol
@@mr.patriotjol That was the point my guy.
3:41 "Free Hispanic people who are cleaning toilets." lmao
It's even funnier that it came after "free golden toilets"
"Free German women who are walking the streets."
can't wait for free gay women baseball
I am going to get a US citizenship just to vote this guy. I mean 15 billion dollar and hour for the minimum wage and free golden toilets how can somebody not vote for him
And free gay toilets!
“Free surgical masks” aged so well.
I want a free hazmat suit
@@accountwontlastlong1 uh oh
@@blagoevski336 What?
I want free tomatoes. Hillary Clinton keeps stealing them, and we need to get her to start paying her fair share of taxes.
+Mr. Cheese You pay too little, Bill and Hillary pay too much!
+Jake From State Farm OUTRAGEOUS!
+Mr. Cheese Judge Judy reference? aha
+Jake From State Farm Real cases. Real people. Judge Judy.
Do you have a television set? What kind of television set do you have?
He had me at "Free women". I want some. Where do I sign up to be eligible for this?
Consural careful now, you need to read the fine print before signing up. The free women you get are the ones no one wants that’s why they’re free.
WHAT? 15 billion bucks an hour is nothing!
15 quintillion bucks should be almost reasonable...
If only Andrew Yang didn't make that his UBI.
A poverty wage indeed, he should be pushing for 10 trillion!
@@forests.9597 That little?! That oughta be your kids' allowance money without chores done.
"Here Mark. Go get yourself a few mansions, if you like, for being so good at school. And why not throw in a few extra servants, super computers, trips to the Moon and a cruise ship? Keep this up and one day you could buy several planets from the local Cosmo shop and several unreal super powers."
@@jerryspoops In the future 2255 this is what rich kids with allowances will do lmao
I swear, some people need to develop a sense of humor.
ikr?
+Inivican Absurdus I am a supporter of Bernie and I laughed my ass off at this YTP. The joke is not about Bernie's views only but also the joke is about how his haters see him!
+GVike Agreed
@@GVike Quite agreed on that one.
I'm all for free tomatoes and free gay women, but I'd vote for him primarily for the free traumatic brain injury and coke
+Tim Carter What about the free gay women baseball?
I'm really into the free gay toilets personally.
Do you need any Hispanics that clean toilets?
lachlan duggan Yes, those gay toilets won't clean themselves.
There are three types of people who are commenting on this video.
1. Sanders supporters who have a sense of humor
2. Sanders supporters who don't have a sense of humor and think a video with a couple thousand views is somehow jeapordizing his campaign
3. Non-Sanders supporters trying to extrapolate an actual political argument from this video
To be clear, the video wasn't that far off from the real Bernie. His speeches are just lists of things he'll give away and random interjections about how the top 1% should be dismembered.
Alpacthulhu Would you look at that. You perfectly fall into one of the three categories I outlined! Here's to successfully identifying patterns in human behavior!
vaughnyboy8 Except that I'm not attempting to extrapolate an actual political argument from the video. I said that it was close to the way Bernie talks, not "don't vote Bernie because of this video." Other than that, good effort! I'd like to add a fourth: 4) Sanders supporters attempting to extrapolate an actual political argument from the comments section of a video.
Alexander Jaggers This comment could have been entirely replaced by liking his comment, as you added nothing to what he said except "you're stupid". I love watching comment sections devolve into childish name-calling!
Alpacthulhu well why don't you actually build up some constructive criticism other than "how the top 1% should be dismembered". red-bating.
I died at 15 million dollars an hour.
*billion
"So when I talk about being a socialist, I think we have to do everything that we can to do away with the concept of a nation-state." LMAO!!!
+Son of Tiamat lmao thanks for watching! Got a new video coming out this week stay tuned!
Scary part is that part didn't sound like it was edited.
Based anarcho-bernie
#RaiseWhiteUnemployment2016
dying bro. u sure this was edited tho? sounds like legit bernie
+holden meisner Naw he's a socialist not a communist
+Ioganstone so, i think we need to raise unemployment for white teens
really??!
lmfao
holden meisner Bye
+The Beautiful and Awful Conundrum That is Life hey! I found an intellectual human on RUclips!
+The Beautiful and Awful Conundrum That is Life must feel nice.
I'm all in favor of free lettuce. But free tomatoes? That's just too far.
Increase white unemployment. Really?
of course
Jake From State Farm
That's a great idea!
"You will do my bidding. You will provide all the wealth from the top one percent to me."
This is the real socialism.
no not really how socialism works whatsoever lmao
Free gay women? Bernie's got my vote. #FreeBern
+CommentorX lol thanks for watching, check out my newest YTP! ruclips.net/video/P1W6lXkhsv8/видео.html
Damn, free tomatoes? Not in my country.
"I have enough money to buy a tomato or a PlayStation 5, not enough for both."
"Free everything" sounds about right. Lol.
except free market
no, market also free 😂😂
Free gay women !! LMAO
+Master Xehanort you mean men that are mentally ill and think they're women, when they are not?
*****
him*
***** true that nigga
Problem is I sometimes forget that this video is fake because so much of this stuff sounds like his actual plans. "Free" and "redistribution of wealth.
If you forget that it is fake I see that as job well done ;)
Hahaha. Your YTP's are downright hilarious
+Lord Jake you are highly skilled, but i think it fair to mention that their own biases are somewhat responsible for accepting this as real and not a spoof ^^
+Tim Bean Except Bernie is actually smart.
+Tim Bean i don't get the fetish of people thinking he means literally "Free". I see no benefit of punishing the poor and letting rich get away without paying their fair share of taxes.
I ran some calculations, and even with a conservative estimate of a 99.1% income tax rate, you'll still only keep just over $15 billion per year of your HOURLY $15 billion minimum wage. Let me tell you, you're making a lot less money than you might think. Good thing almost everything's free.
im dying thank you very much
3:38 free masks
15b /hour, who need that if everything else's free 😂😂😂
Once you get your $15 billion an hour, it's time you start paying your fair share of taxes- 99% . It's part of the race to the bottom 😉
Hmmm 🤔 that means the lesser we get those "freebies" maybe we don't really need to pay taxes, right ? ☝️🤔 damn he's confusing 😩 but.....thats actually good for human morality, y'know 🤔 I mean we're train to be less greedy coz more getting free, we're getting more taxes ☝️😆
If Bernie says he can build it I will follow. 15 billion an hour, free gay women, free Hispanic people cleaning toilets, free Asian folk, FREE EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE!!!
I'm glad Bernie supports free gay toilets
Bernie Sanders in a nutshell
lmao
+David Bautista Fan ...
***** Lmfao, you do realize every wrestling fan knows its fake, right? You know what else is fake? Every TV show out there
***** basketball isnt a tv show
***** Nah like GTA V and Tonight Show with John Oliver
I don't support Bernie, but there's something super adorable about him and I just can't describe it exactly
It's weird i dunno
his New York accent?
Yeah he's such a cute old man he is bangin' dude.
He's a sweet guy.
Free gay women? Free toilets? Bernie I like your style. XD
3:38 "free surgical masks" 🤭
"Free African American unemployment" Lol
+Tom Sandler lol thanks for watching check out my newest video too: ruclips.net/video/P1W6lXkhsv8/видео.html
How tf is this a ytp? This is just a standard bernie interview
$15,000,000,000 an hour!!! xD
+TheDrummerDude17 lol thanks check out my newest vid: ruclips.net/video/P1W6lXkhsv8/видео.html
These YTP videos have been amazing! You're head and shoulders above the other ones from this election cycle. Please make more, especially more debate ones!
+Swindle Erricksan I just put out a new video today! ruclips.net/video/geI6AjzHC5Y/видео.html And yes I do plan to make another one for the debates.
Free tomatoes! This man needs to be president.
"Free Hyperinflation" 😂
It got me at “15 billion bucks an hour”
The fact that I can disagree with this video shows that your style is meaningful and mature. This is a good day for YTP.
+Bigg Jobag I appreciate that my friend!
So underpaid
I laughed so freaking hard!!!
Thanks dude! Check out some of my other YTPs!
+Jake From State Farm YTPs My dad liked most if it.
Free horrors of Slavery.
Wait, isn't this supposed to be a poop? Why did you just upload the interview?
Jesus why are so many people disliking your video
Because people who idol worship Bernie can't take a joke.
+229 hazard Because it's well edited enough that someone is going to believe it and cite it as a reason not to vote for Bernie.
Every joke has some truth. In this case a lot. Go get a job bum.
+229 hazard because he posted it first on reddit
didn't you Jake From State Farm?
***** Aha no that would have been a fatal mistake.
You were right about the free surgical masks part haha
“Free horrors of slavery”.
Free surgical masks sounds pretty good about now
15 billion bux an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmmfao! PURE comedic Genius!!!!
15 billion bucks an hour
"raise white unemployment" Bernie in a nutshell
ok boomer
I’m a Bernie supporter, but this video is hilarious.
Bernie 2020 lol
1:44 reminds me of Roller Coaster Tycoon. My sister named a bathroom "10 cents a pee".
unbelievable... this man made a mean speech but..... HE FORGOT THE PICKLES
and orphan tears
I can't back down free lettuce, tomatoes, and free women.
3:37 "Free surgical masks" 😷😳
This contains more intelligence than most of his speeches.
+Dick Haire It's just amazing. When a rare breed of politician - the honest politician - says reasonable things, the media and the voters alike prefer to dismiss them as stupid, insane, misguided, or whatever. I really think you should research further on the nature of socialism, capitalism and social inequality in US, and a little bit of the history of the US, how the Great Depression was caused, what were the measures taken, what was the New Deal, what was the taxation system in the 1930s, 40s, 50s, 60s and the 70s, the outcome of deregulation of the market implemented by Reagan and the following presidents, how the US has become an oligarchy etc. And, of course, hows these things relate to the socialist movement in the US.
baby0babbling0bla "the media and the voters alike prefer to dismiss them as stupid"
You're implying Sanders isn't being mindlessly followed by millions. The people who dismiss him as stupid have good reason to do so: he just tells people "hey, I'm going to give you free shit if you vote for me" and rants about "THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS". The US isn't an oligarchy, and anybody who genuinely believes it is has never left his parents' home and is just sitting there in a basement watching Sanders speeches over and over and wondering if he'll get free potato chips if he wins.
Free coke?? Damn did i just feel the Bern????
Free German women and free drugs? My hands are tied; this man has my vote.
I'd still vote for him.
Fuck you!
Golden toilets gets me every time.
“Free solar system, free planets, free Jupiter, free Neptune, free Uranus.” If this was in the video, I would’ve died from zero oxygen.
I'm a volunteer for Bernie's campaign and I thought this was hilarious. I have a sense of humor about the people I like.
I appreciate that Dora! And I totally agree with you; I love seeing the people I like get roasted, at the very least it means they are worthy of attention
I understand he might be a bit extreme for Americans, but i live in a country where all of his ideas are working, and they word REALLY good.
What country is that??
@@samuelnathan312 It seems like the Joe Rogan episode where Sanders is invited on is the most common way Trump supporters has changed their mind about Sanders. So if you are up for a challenging your perspective, I suggest you watch that.
ruclips.net/video/2O-iLk1G_ng/видео.html
alternative link: invidio.us/watch?v=2O-iLk1G_ng
Where was the editing in this video?
Free socialist magic
Free socialist greed
Free Zionist Jew greed
ayyy lmao
#FightFor15Billion
Free lettuce AND free tomato? I wish I could vote for Bernie again!
This sounds stupid enough to be a thing he’s said
"Free blood from a child. Free horrors of slavery".
"Free gay women baseball"
SOLD
Good Video
+MrEsz8 Walrus I expect to get some shit for this so I'll take the positive comments while I can, thank you lol.
+Jake From State Farm No problem, I'm a Bernie Sanders supporter but people need to learn to not be butthurt over just a RUclips Poop.
+MrEsz8 Walrus I appreciate that. I was a huge Ron Paul supporter and I wished they made more YTPs of him. One of the funniest videos I saw was the Bad Lip Reading of Ron Paul, made him look like an insane old man lol. No one deserves to be put on a pedestal.
2:11
We'll have unlimited sums of money.
How do you do that?
*sighs*
Really tho, this was executed really well
"I believe in coke for all people" XD
He had me at free women, but damn, free lettuce? I dunno how he'd achieve that
Free traumatic brain injury,
thats what I think most bernie supporters already have lol
+Master Xehanort obama has already made american hated, ask Putin and our allies
+Master Xehanort
> Kill the economy
An economic illiterate vs. a crony capitalist... At least the latter understands economics.
***** idiot
+muxmedia7 i'm pretty sure hillary supporters already have this.
GUYS, VOTE BERNIE FOR FREE EVERYTHING!
#BERNIE4PREZ2K16
+David Bautista Fan
nice comeback.
Stop threatening me with a bad time.
I’m still waiting on my free traumatic brain injury.
"we have to do away with the concept of a nation state"
Are you sure you edited this interview at all?
free lettuce? well that goes without saying
What a bizarre name
you got my vote
"How do you do that?"
I'm ashamed of anyone who voted against free gay women baseball.
Wow, $15 billion per hour? That means I can work for one second and be a multi-millionaire.
Free tomatoes hahahah
He seems like a grandpa who just became socialist, so his grandchildren would talk to him
“15 billion bucks an hour” that killed me!
If someone wants me to explain socialism to them, I will show them this video.
The two things I would most want is the "free wealth" and "free golden toilets," but I can do without the "free traumatic brain injury."
+Philip Zamora you don't *have* to get a traumatic brain injury, but if you want it, it's free.
free JOJ!
Free post traumatic stress disorder.
whyd you just repost the original video?
I too think free freedom is necessary in this country. But I think free tomatoes is a bit too much. Will someone please think of the poor oppressed tomato billionaires?
This is literally the exact same video as the real interview
As someone who was a Sanders supporter, this was actually quite funny. Fucking sue me
Why "was"?