Dragonfly Katana | Cold Steel

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @jerryjacobsunny5574
    @jerryjacobsunny5574 5 лет назад +2215

    Wow my car salesmen has awesome hobbies

    • @andreighdelacruz7642
      @andreighdelacruz7642 4 года назад +50

      HAHAHA Damnnn men you fucking seriously made my day into a whole new fucking level HAHAHA

    • @anjanasojitra1459
      @anjanasojitra1459 4 года назад +3

      I dint understand

    • @slimegang785
      @slimegang785 4 года назад

      Ye u didn’t understand the huge hole in ur car

    • @Thomreise
      @Thomreise 4 года назад +13

      @@anjanasojitra1459 c'mon. It's not that complex

    • @anjanasojitra1459
      @anjanasojitra1459 4 года назад +1

      @@Thomreise thank q

  • @pommedeterreomnipotente6861
    @pommedeterreomnipotente6861 4 года назад +380

    Therapist: "50 yo aged Inosuke isn't real he can't hurt you"
    50 yo aged Inosuke : 1:53

  • @BrianRubinow
    @BrianRubinow 6 лет назад +1621

    I bought a Dragonfly katana to protect myself from hanging pig carcasses and dangling ropes. I've never felt safer.

    • @Rhinoch8
      @Rhinoch8 5 лет назад +24

      I'm seriously thinking about getting one for clearing brush, the single bevel is awesome for green wood. You basically have a longest machete combined with a swedish knife.

    • @frazunknown
      @frazunknown 4 года назад +48

      maybe you should volunteer next time so they don't have to use a dead pig.

    • @joaquinoliveira7032
      @joaquinoliveira7032 4 года назад

      Jrutjutj

    • @frazunknown
      @frazunknown 4 года назад +1

      @BachieGaga 9 that dude was pissed because animals were used in the video. What are you talking about?

    • @FirstLast-yb5qh
      @FirstLast-yb5qh 4 года назад +3

      @@frazunknown watch him talking about being an antivaxx or some shit

  • @Radi0nFE
    @Radi0nFE 5 лет назад +488

    "I'm a big fan of fighting with two swords." HAHAHA

  • @baronvont.3731
    @baronvont.3731 7 лет назад +297

    I can just imagine this guy in a savage battle to the death in feudal Japan, and him stopping halfway through to explain why he likes fighting with two swords to his opponent.

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 7 лет назад +2

      Baron Von T. Kek

    • @daemonglasscock8768
      @daemonglasscock8768 6 лет назад +9

      It's called anime

    • @jimbarns7612
      @jimbarns7612 6 лет назад +1

      Baron Von T. You are a fucking god

    • @ADa89mixus
      @ADa89mixus 10 месяцев назад +3

      Walking to the battlefield would kill this man

    • @jacobforrester9827
      @jacobforrester9827 7 месяцев назад

      In truth, actual fighting was like old west gunslingers. Whoever drew their weapon first and had the nerve to deliver a well placed shot won. Even on the battlefield, it's deflect strike, deflect strike, deflect strike.

  • @itsnotpeachy6009
    @itsnotpeachy6009 6 лет назад +1295

    That katana cant break a Nokia though

    • @totalflxr
      @totalflxr 6 лет назад +24

      Ofc not 😤👌💯

    • @static2140
      @static2140 6 лет назад +70

      DepressiveSheep what if katana made out of Nokia element 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @alonedark7622
      @alonedark7622 6 лет назад +5

      You right😂

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 6 лет назад +11

      Nothing can.

    • @goldenfantasy9251
      @goldenfantasy9251 5 лет назад

      DepressiveSheep you mean slice

  • @R3apkaz3shini
    @R3apkaz3shini 9 лет назад +2757

    bending the katana made me cringe

    • @minhartgustoff5495
      @minhartgustoff5495 9 лет назад +210

      I know right just I can't hand seeing that great weapon being hurt.

    • @minhartgustoff5495
      @minhartgustoff5495 9 лет назад +16

      Handle I mean

    • @DreamerTrain
      @DreamerTrain 8 лет назад +23

      +kit kat same, but not out of blind fanboyism towards the weapon, but because it might be a bit more flexible than its function needs, imo

    • @DreamerTrain
      @DreamerTrain 8 лет назад +2

      1055 from their website

    • @creemo5375
      @creemo5375 8 лет назад +11

      +kit kat Because it got bent a little after the second stress test? xDDDDD

  • @radza216
    @radza216 4 года назад +171

    Girls locker room: "Brad is so cute..."
    Boys locker room: 1:50

    • @TheDocbach
      @TheDocbach 3 года назад +18

      Girls at Barbeque: We are so going to set you up with Zack!
      Boys at Barbeque: 2:54

    • @huevos_300
      @huevos_300 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 3 года назад

      wrgg

  • @oli.thompson1636
    @oli.thompson1636 6 лет назад +810

    Guy: what do you do for a living?
    Fat dude: oh I like fighting with two swords and slicing pigs in half

    • @chrisconstanti9283
      @chrisconstanti9283 6 лет назад +47

      He is actually the CEO of COLD STEEL

    • @goku546686
      @goku546686 6 лет назад +27

      Fat dude: oh you know get to play with two words at once cutting shit up for a living
      Guy: how much they give you?
      Fat guy: oh I don't make salary you silly little man I own the business making thousands monthly I'm the god damn CEO.
      Guy: so you make alot of money.. by having fun
      Fat guy: yup

    • @bigasslol9072
      @bigasslol9072 6 лет назад +2

      Trippy _ fuck off hes just trying to earn money

    • @itzyaboiaj4829
      @itzyaboiaj4829 6 лет назад +1

      Trippy _ hell yeah

    • @AYAYAYA7
      @AYAYAYA7 6 лет назад +2

      Trippy _ i like when u call it FAT DUDE

  • @degidoga
    @degidoga 3 года назад +238

    They are excellent salesmen of Samurai Sword😎

    • @Bouncyboy901
      @Bouncyboy901 3 года назад +2

      No they’re not lol their katanas arent even forged the tradional way. Their katanas are absolute trash

    • @makeer7107
      @makeer7107 3 года назад +3

      @@Bouncyboy901 yeah they didn’t make them the real way for extra safety and I bet you haven’t bought one. I haven’t but I know these are both Durable and powerful.

    • @Bouncyboy901
      @Bouncyboy901 3 года назад

      @@makeer7107 you are pathetic and thats all i have to say lol

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 3 года назад

      wrr

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 3 года назад

      wrr

  • @thatrandomswede8108
    @thatrandomswede8108 8 лет назад +742

    "i like to fight whit two swords, i fight whit two knifes alot" the only thing you seem to be fighting is the mcdonalds cashier for not giving you enough burgers

    • @adust7292
      @adust7292 8 лет назад +27

      rip lol

    • @dannsullivan475
      @dannsullivan475 8 лет назад +37

      the man cut a fucking pelvis bone in half. that takes strength you dumb fucktard. he also cut through the mat with one hand. that's no small feat

    • @alphazuluz
      @alphazuluz 8 лет назад +23

      Hahahaha, RIGHT?! "I fight with two knives a lot." Right. During your nighttime career as Batman? When does this man "fight with two knives"?! And Cold Steel, yes, maybe That Random Swede and I should learn manners, but Lynn should learn portion control. For real. He gets out of breath just making two cuts, and when he swings low he has to spread his legs way apart so his big old belly can fit between them. I'm sure he's a great guy, and quite skilled with a sword, but if he's going to try to train people in an athletic endeavor, he should be athletic himself.

    • @alphazuluz
      @alphazuluz 8 лет назад +17

      I neither made childish comments nor insults. I simply stated facts. Maybe the Batman comment was a little childish, but no more than the Cold Steel videos. I stated that he gets out of breath easily and that his stomach gets in the way. Those are facts supported by video evidence. He should, in fact, learn portion control. I would say the same thing to his face, but geography limits me. You'll notice I use my real name on RUclips, not a pseudonym. I'm not hiding behind anonymity. You can question my tact, but not my integrity.
      It would be shitty of me to call him out in person, but this is the RUclips comments section. Tact, manners, subtlety, those are all relics of the real world. If you post something on YT, you have to expect some bashing. To do otherwise is like going into a bar and being mad that a drunk guy bumped into you. Seriously, though, Lynn should lose weight. I know he couldn't care less about the opinions of peons like me as he counts his stacks of cash, but I'm sure his family would like him to be around a while longer. Obesity is known to cause a health problem or two.

    • @adust7292
      @adust7292 8 лет назад +2

      Oooooooooo :O

  • @darkwing5445
    @darkwing5445 2 года назад +28

    That katana’s capacity to bend at 01:15 superbly demonstrates its ability to absorb shock. The sword being able to cut so well despite being so flexible is a testament to the craftsmanship.

    • @praisethesun858
      @praisethesun858 Год назад

      doesnt the longsword bend much further

    • @wayneguillen4232
      @wayneguillen4232 Год назад

      @@praisethesun858 It Does. What Darkwing Means it's common for Katanas to either break or stay bended if the workmanship is poor

  • @sylvesterhurt3502
    @sylvesterhurt3502 6 лет назад +693

    Tie and sword.... looks like a mid level enemy boss.

  • @alexrain1188
    @alexrain1188 9 лет назад +86

    I bought this Katana about 2 years ago. It is lighter an better balanced than the warrior swords. Simple yet gorgeous, and VERY functional. It really is my pride and joy.

    • @SnakeMGS88
      @SnakeMGS88 9 лет назад +3

      Functional? Now days?

    • @alexrain1188
      @alexrain1188 9 лет назад +9

      Well, gardening can be very dangerous in my area. In all seriousness I would grab my gun in case of a break in, but this is an excellent sword for a martial artist. I have trained with this weapon and I can assure you it still works just as good as the old days.

    • @SnakeMGS88
      @SnakeMGS88 9 лет назад

      Well that is a good point hahaha but I prefer a 9mm *****

    • @aliaktau7985
      @aliaktau7985 9 лет назад

      +SnakeMGS88 еф

    • @oldfashionedjoe8320
      @oldfashionedjoe8320 9 лет назад

      +SnakeMGS88 For one, a gun is the weapon of a coward, not saying you are, but there is honor shooting your opponent, for another, a 9mm runs of ammo, and if you don't get the job done before that happens.....your j.w.f.

  • @iamM4SK
    @iamM4SK 4 года назад +13

    This is still one of the best videos ever made and some of the best marketing ever

  • @TenkayKaze
    @TenkayKaze 2 года назад +55

    I dont think a katana is made for thrusting but the fact it went through that was pretty crazy

    • @grovesy333
      @grovesy333 Год назад

      Who cares ? It happened didn’t it ? Doesn’t matter what we all think these videos are proof enough

    • @LorJoker
      @LorJoker Год назад +3

      @@grovesy333 He was just saying it surprised em that it went thru my G it aint that deep 😂

    • @KevinGeaslin
      @KevinGeaslin 10 месяцев назад +1

      Of course a katana is made for thrusting

    • @TenkayKaze
      @TenkayKaze 10 месяцев назад

      @@KevinGeaslin a katanas primary function is to cut. That is why it is curved. It CAN thrust but I dont recommend using it if you wanted to stab. Use a straighter sword with a nice point for a better thrust. Just because you can doesnt mean you should

    • @KevinGeaslin
      @KevinGeaslin 10 месяцев назад

      Many kenjutsu kata end with a thrust, it was easier to thrust to an opening in the armor than try to slice through. Plus, the kissaki of a katana is reinforced to give the point stability@@TenkayKaze

  • @ElectronicMusicHQ
    @ElectronicMusicHQ 7 лет назад +66

    "2 swords are the way to go!" 1:59
    Cuts to clip of him using one sword... lmao

    • @miggyo.2235
      @miggyo.2235 6 лет назад

      ElectronicMusicHQ are you blind?

    • @papaitaly5791
      @papaitaly5791 6 лет назад +4

      Joshua Osero pretty sure his eyes are working just fine.

  • @cjinl2428
    @cjinl2428 8 лет назад +362

    "I'm a huge fan of fighting with two swords"
    Alright guy...

    • @garrett9566
      @garrett9566 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha.

    • @0879046002
      @0879046002 8 лет назад +4

      +Garrett Mingilino when the hell would he be fighting

    • @delgs69
      @delgs69 8 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahaha xD

    • @jimmycarton2566
      @jimmycarton2566 8 лет назад +2

      +csknives I can see if he is a fan of fighting with a sword and a short sword or dagger, but two full swords is simply impractical in a fighting situation, as it would be very easy to control one or both swords.

    • @Zanimaton
      @Zanimaton 8 лет назад +1

      Dual skill

  • @tiffany8946
    @tiffany8946 7 лет назад +1001

    lol fat guy "I like to fight with two swords it gives me a huge advantage"
    Me " Who are you fighting, the Hamburglar?!"

    • @rayban7382
      @rayban7382 6 лет назад +21

      Tiffany Davis I just laughed so hard I cried

    • @Callsign_Kishin
      @Callsign_Kishin 6 лет назад +75

      Tiffany Davis Right?! The only thing you’re fighting is Heart disease!

    • @randytully2661
      @randytully2661 6 лет назад +1

      Tiffany Davis LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @jfeliciano4838
      @jfeliciano4838 6 лет назад +1

      I was high when I read this. I thought I was about to die! 😂😂😂👌

    • @amarmurtaza4377
      @amarmurtaza4377 6 лет назад +3

      stop.... you are killing me XD..... I can't stop laughing

  • @sunexia4252
    @sunexia4252 4 года назад +84

    1:51 me after watching Anime for a month

  • @2005portensie
    @2005portensie 8 лет назад +180

    3:04 you fight with two swords huh? Yes of course you do. What are you fighting? Cheeseburgers?

    • @2005portensie
      @2005portensie 8 лет назад +2

      1:54

    • @Pimbaman
      @Pimbaman 8 лет назад

      you've been defending these guys thru the comment sections plz stop 13 yr old with dreams

    • @spencerjudge8640
      @spencerjudge8640 8 лет назад +2

      o hey totally original joke not stolen from anyone at all

    • @riddleboxranger
      @riddleboxranger 7 лет назад +1

      Orthopaedic Pathology to bad his money can’t buy him weight loss.

    • @motekar5791
      @motekar5791 7 лет назад

      Funny as hell mate @peter ortensie

  • @ricafe
    @ricafe 8 лет назад +29

    In the medieval times can you imagine how the battles were fought? Definitely a well made and strong weapon like a mace, axe or a sword made the difference between life and death. Amazing!!

    • @CrystalClear51
      @CrystalClear51 2 года назад

      Spear

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 Год назад +1

      @@CrystalClear51 Nah, the pointy sticc is the superior option

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 Год назад +2

      You people should stop being clowns, spears have an effective range before they're rendered obsolete.

    • @The1redman2
      @The1redman2 9 месяцев назад

      Swords were the backup

  • @klingerwvu5253
    @klingerwvu5253 10 месяцев назад +4

    Cold steel makes great stuff!!!

  • @mccluren
    @mccluren 5 лет назад +26

    "I'm a huge fan of fighting with two swords. That way I can do my special whirlwind attack."

  • @alphamale4292
    @alphamale4292 8 лет назад +420

    The katana works a lot better when the swordsman is wearing a tie.

  • @Ashuralndra
    @Ashuralndra 7 лет назад +47

    I think these guys are doing an amazing job and make me want to buy a sword honestly

  • @HYLND
    @HYLND 8 лет назад +10

    This is like an SNL skit, except it's 100% serious hahahaha

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 5 лет назад +41

    I fight car hoods a lot too. They're vicious opponents.

  • @TrollViolater369
    @TrollViolater369 10 лет назад +62

    "Fighting with 2 swords give you a huge advantage...2 swords is the way to go" Yeah when your opponent doesnt strike back, ya dingus.

    • @TrollViolater369
      @TrollViolater369 10 лет назад +10

      ***** Its a stupid statement... Especially from someone with martial arts, and katana experience... (Because it is not true, if you didnt catch it.)

    • @TrollViolater369
      @TrollViolater369 10 лет назад +10

      ***** I used to train with a katana. Yes i have. 2 swords with a realistic weight will lose in a duel vs a 1 katana wielder that somewhat knows what he is doing. It is simlpy faster, more precise, and deadlier

    • @wolfcosta3026
      @wolfcosta3026 10 лет назад +4

      Toshi i personally think using 2 swords could hold at one's disadvantage... you dont have as much force in the swing as you do double-wielding just one katana... but my master in kenjutsu was a 2 sword style user and he said it depends on the person. (by the way, my master has yet to be defeated in a 1v1 match)

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 10 лет назад +1

      I love how easy it is to get this channel's owner into an argument with you, they will directly respond to almost any criticism. It's quite sad really.

    • @jefke12321
      @jefke12321 10 лет назад +15

      *****
      he trains and fights daily??? doesnt look like it. training at macdonalds and fighting against obesity, yes.

  • @hashirsiddiqui8491
    @hashirsiddiqui8491 6 лет назад +5

    That pig slicing is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen

  • @Nick-ky5yn
    @Nick-ky5yn 5 лет назад +13

    Their post cut poses legendary

  • @hughjazz8416
    @hughjazz8416 4 года назад +26

    Those grocery store managers are getting serious about shop lifters.

  • @tenaerahawea4215
    @tenaerahawea4215 8 лет назад +35

    "I fight with 2 knives a lot" hah yeah fighting your steak sandwich you swing the damn sword as if it were a bat.

  • @johnmurphy2125
    @johnmurphy2125 4 года назад +35

    I don’t want beef with this man he wants an EXCUSE to fight someone😭

  • @Fernando31ish
    @Fernando31ish 6 лет назад +444

    You fight with two swords? How about fighting with two salad forks instead?

    • @brayanrosa595
      @brayanrosa595 6 лет назад +64

      Fernando Sedillo by the look of your picture you should be taking your own advice there buddy. 😂

    • @dwayiam7602
      @dwayiam7602 6 лет назад +11

      ASAP Killuminati Shots Fired!

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 6 лет назад +5

      Fuck off asshole. You aren’t funny

    • @16h46
      @16h46 6 лет назад +6

      Fernando Sedillo have a look at yourself mate before you comment that crap. Even your girl doesn’t want it from your chubby looking McDonald’s burger bun

    • @1Straydog
      @1Straydog 5 лет назад +1

      I'm sorry that was mean but like fuck I'm dying laughing.

  • @KRYSISJAG
    @KRYSISJAG 4 года назад +16

    1:50 Did he just say he fights with these things? 😂🤣. It was hard enough picturing him in a Samurai suit 🤦‍♂️🤭

  • @edwardthormann1928
    @edwardthormann1928 10 лет назад +10

    I spent 9 years training with a Katana and only 1 year training in HEMA and i find Longsword's a much better weapon by far, Not as much sheer cutting power but far more versatile and in the end deadlier.

    • @davidlevingstone2879
      @davidlevingstone2879 10 лет назад

      Eh depends on the situation/enemy equipment at the end of the day it doesn't matter anyway since there are no real world activities which would require either of them any weapon can kill now days since nobody is protected or even armed anymore.

    • @edwardthormann1928
      @edwardthormann1928 10 лет назад +1

      David levingstone Well there is armoured full contact league such as battle of the nations and many long swords troniments. So there is real world activities that require swords.

    • @louiselmer63
      @louiselmer63 9 лет назад

      man a katana must be pretty expensive. Btw would a reproduction be better, or a imperial japenese army one/samurui era one be better lol

  • @JoseAlexRosales90
    @JoseAlexRosales90 9 лет назад +13

    What a powerful weapon... Can you imagine how lethal a katana was in an actual samurai's hand?

    • @infinitecreations4702
      @infinitecreations4702 9 лет назад

      José Alexander Rosales Alcalde as lethal as a normal gun in an actual untrained Hand :b

    • @ThomasRonnberg
      @ThomasRonnberg 9 лет назад +1

      José Alexander Rosales Alcalde
      Completely unimaginable. Think about being born, bred and trained by the same sword for your entire life in an environment where the sword is the mightiest hand held weapon. How many people really have that today?

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 9 лет назад

      katana wasnt even close to other japanese weapons in terms of lethality. it is a glorified sidearm and nothing more. Its like in modern millitary. All soldiers are going through basic training and learn about the main issue rifles, but they get specializations in other weapons, equipment, vehicles etc. katanas were caried by everyone, but used rarely in combat

    • @rrodrigues338
      @rrodrigues338 9 лет назад

      If you like katanas you maybe love german kriegsmesser, that thing is a beast.

    • @chillichillibang6789
      @chillichillibang6789 9 лет назад +1

      MrPanos2000 I really hope you aren't being serious. Otherwise you are literally the most stupid person u know...

  • @user-nw8kk6vp8g
    @user-nw8kk6vp8g 6 лет назад +8

    You can see his dedication as he wears a suit while cutting random shit

  • @slkknifelover
    @slkknifelover Год назад +2

    Lynn is a legend in the knife world for good reason!

  • @MedicMuffin
    @MedicMuffin 6 лет назад +4

    I always find these videos amusing because like.....you're doing things that any DECENT sword can also do, and passing it off as "look how amazing it is that our swords can do this"

    • @randolphcarter9163
      @randolphcarter9163 7 месяцев назад

      "Look how amazing it is that our swords can do this AT THIS PRICE POINT"

  • @goku546686
    @goku546686 6 лет назад +171

    Man this poor guy that's "overweight" getting so many ppl to bash down on him forgetting who he is a skilled martial artist who works in a company that makes wonderful weapons.. just wish I had money to buy one.. being poor sucks wish I was a CEO... could buy all the swords

    • @jxh6408
      @jxh6408 6 лет назад +26

      He may get bashed around for his weight, but he aint hurting. dudes making big bucks to do what he loves, there is always gonna be lowly internet trolls...But they aint got shit on Lynn Thompson

    • @rocknrye9273
      @rocknrye9273 6 лет назад +1

      $17,000 for a real Shinken

    • @Koirittle
      @Koirittle 6 лет назад +7

      goku546686 his nicknames guts and he owns the company and I see this as the American dream, doing what you love and getting paid.

    • @blackwater7183
      @blackwater7183 6 лет назад +5

      Yea poor guy he's probably more successful than most of the people in the comments.

    • @bigfanofdong
      @bigfanofdong 6 лет назад

      goku546686 why did you put overweight in quotations. He’s fucking overweight, period. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it’s the truth

  • @beverlyworlock4283
    @beverlyworlock4283 10 лет назад +119

    nouthing is better than watching unskilled merchants helplessly slash away at random objects. Im no trader but you would make the blades look way beter if the person weilding them actualy knew how to hold the thing in the first place.

    • @FroggyMann
      @FroggyMann 9 лет назад

      ***** I will, but I'll let you go first, I reserved it especially for you ^_^

    • @FroggyMann
      @FroggyMann 9 лет назад

      ***** k

    • @ahmednabil9914
      @ahmednabil9914 7 лет назад +3

      maybe the heavier gentleman. but the other guy surely received some tameshi geri training.

    • @ethandagamer255
      @ethandagamer255 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah. Like you know any better.

    • @Uhhhhhyeahuhhhh
      @Uhhhhhyeahuhhhh 4 года назад +1

      EthanDaGamer25 I mean it’s not hard to know how to properly swing a katana

  • @COYOTE165A
    @COYOTE165A 5 лет назад +16

    Cold Steel, Is the Only Knife Company, That I know of Demos all, Of their Stuff, Before , Making it available For Sale to their Customers, How Great is that.?

    • @Ultranothing
      @Ultranothing 4 года назад +5

      Why, are you using, so many, commas.? And don't put a period before a question mark. The question mark has its' own period.

  • @lurkerremastered1578
    @lurkerremastered1578 6 лет назад +193

    2:50 He's going to eat that pig after.

    • @lethalchaos19
      @lethalchaos19 6 лет назад +6

      imagine thats human head deym.... I saw middle east when they execute people getting beheaded. They used Katana just one clean stroke ur head will be separated from your body in seconds.. WOW!

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 6 лет назад +2

      You’re going to eat your words later.

    • @Divine_Serpent_Geh
      @Divine_Serpent_Geh 5 лет назад +7

      So would I. With some salt, pepper, and paprika, and fried in lard at that.
      Plus, I approve this Katana. It’s not a real authentic Katana, but if Cold Steel’s Katanas are anything like their Machetes when it comes to durability. It mean they can take a hell of a lot of punishment.

    • @tylerjavier9974
      @tylerjavier9974 5 лет назад +3

      Damn, some pork belly and ribs sound great to me right now.

    • @alienking6396
      @alienking6396 5 лет назад +1

      That's his cousin who stole his Mountain Dew

  • @sleuthchipperson7415
    @sleuthchipperson7415 8 лет назад +182

    why does the sweaty old man always have to wear a tie while sword cutting? why cant he just wear a tshirt or something

    • @notyourpapi
      @notyourpapi 8 лет назад +8

      He just want to tell "hey i am a white man with katana"

    • @sleuthchipperson7415
      @sleuthchipperson7415 8 лет назад

      haha

    • @gummel82
      @gummel82 8 лет назад

      I guess he thinks he looks more professional this way..

    • @raygun4468
      @raygun4468 8 лет назад +2

      He just looks more sweaty that way ...

    • @gummel82
      @gummel82 8 лет назад +1

      Ray Gun That aswell..yes and pretty ridiculous too

  • @thatguy8668
    @thatguy8668 5 лет назад +125

    "The classic ancient Japanese sword - the katana -
    *shows 2 of the whitest men on the planet using it*

    • @Rhinoch8
      @Rhinoch8 5 лет назад +1

      Ur the white, Mr. White

    • @Uhhhhhyeahuhhhh
      @Uhhhhhyeahuhhhh 4 года назад +10

      It’s almost as if those white guys make those swords 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @zachconant7031
      @zachconant7031 4 года назад +6

      Being Asian obviously automatically makes you better at wielding a katana.

    • @gabrielignacio5
      @gabrielignacio5 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, white american dudes like these two makes me laugh. They are so white 🤣

    • @CollyDoo
      @CollyDoo 4 года назад +1

      Looks like Chris Farley swinging katana in Beverly Hills Ninja. "YOU SWING SWORD LIKE BLIND WOODSMAN!!!"

  • @currentlyunderconstruction1128
    @currentlyunderconstruction1128 5 лет назад +7

    Honestly, they make some pretty damn good weapons. Like high quality stuff. Just kinda sucks that none of them know how to use them.

    • @BM205
      @BM205 2 года назад

      Tell us wise one, how do you use it?

  • @Saif-jp8ue
    @Saif-jp8ue 6 лет назад +150

    Man I need that sword when the world collapses and zombies come to life.💀

  • @SilvanFury
    @SilvanFury 10 лет назад +11

    "I fight with 2 knives a lot and swords" Fight what? A piece of bamboo and a hanging rope, cool fight bro, have you ever lost?

    • @ecartoons9041
      @ecartoons9041 7 лет назад

      You are an idiot.

    • @pyrospike
      @pyrospike 7 лет назад

      E cartoons sometimes it's better to just say nothing at all.

  • @ivanirusta2336
    @ivanirusta2336 7 лет назад +14

    Quiero una! Es lo más hermoso y memorable.... Tengo gran admiración por los japoneses en haber creado un arma tan especial...

  • @sulaimanavaismahmood8895
    @sulaimanavaismahmood8895 4 года назад +8

    When u dress up for an interview at wallstreet but end up auditioning in china town 😂😂😂

  • @smokez8241
    @smokez8241 7 лет назад +182

    time to go to bed now

    • @paulburns6779
      @paulburns6779 6 лет назад +3

      Smokez it's 3 in the morning I think you are right

    • @jguyuyguyi
      @jguyuyguyi 6 лет назад +2

      Nub Slyer lmao 3 am here too! So funny how same our lives are

    • @ogdastrevas1611
      @ogdastrevas1611 6 лет назад +1

      Damn 3 am here too smh

    • @Bdan-ez6jv
      @Bdan-ez6jv 6 лет назад +1

      5am lmao

    • @alucard1495
      @alucard1495 6 лет назад

      4.30 Am...

  • @LleloxRas
    @LleloxRas 7 лет назад +24

    Cansado de que no le pagaran la renta y de que lo recibieran siempre con un golpe, el Señor Barriga decidió convertirse en samurai.

  • @frikiwiki1029
    @frikiwiki1029 8 лет назад +439

    Fat ninja!!!!

    • @kingsleywhitlock9873
      @kingsleywhitlock9873 8 лет назад +34

      *sexy samurai

    • @TrueTreeRadioNetwork
      @TrueTreeRadioNetwork 8 лет назад +3

      Musashi Myamoto was "fat" as well, and look how well he did.

    • @eddiex009
      @eddiex009 8 лет назад +14

      he is nog fat, he has belly muscles for a powerful swing

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 8 лет назад +5

      I guess you havent read the manga: Vagabond.

    • @Serkant75
      @Serkant75 7 лет назад

      dont insult Musashi!

  • @andrewkravmaga1833
    @andrewkravmaga1833 5 лет назад +15

    not to totally nerd out here but they're all swinging completely wrong lol. the japanese did not swing with such force. rather, they would swing in the cleanest and straightest line and let the sharpness of the blade work its magic. i have never swung a katana nor will i ever but this is something i learned in medieval studies in uni.

    • @markadolphus5094
      @markadolphus5094 5 лет назад +1

      Correct! Nearly all of those swings were way overpowered and if you saw the deflection drive them off course also bad swings and probably because way too much power was applied. Not trying to be a know it all I have made the same mistake myself even though I had been taught that before I tried it for myself

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 5 лет назад

      As, you know, everything else?

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 5 лет назад

      @Holly T same way

    • @mendezgalvez
      @mendezgalvez 4 года назад

      Yea, you're kinda right, moving like that you're gonna have a hip injury before you hurt somebody. Nevertheless, with the right technique the swing is actually way, waaay stronger than that, but you don't hit the surface, you slide the sword through it, in a devastating fast and strong move. There is a secret of the deadly ancient japanese martial arts, their "simple" movements hide a very precise technique of positions and speed that makes them incredibly powerful.

  • @yaboy599
    @yaboy599 6 лет назад +425

    Top 10 anime weapons

    • @yellowflash5555
      @yellowflash5555 6 лет назад +3

      Ethen richerds kirito in the later years Lol

    • @exferd1544
      @exferd1544 6 лет назад +2

      ONI GIRIIII

    • @nope4216
      @nope4216 6 лет назад

      these jokes are lame fuck off you weaboos.

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 6 лет назад +1

      shiit winds it's a tradition now. You gotta deal with it

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 6 лет назад

      shiit winds ikr. I mean, it's not just my mom but also the moms the 9 y/o kids visited

  • @Wuus
    @Wuus 3 года назад +7

    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @squirrelknight9768
    @squirrelknight9768 9 лет назад +100

    I just gotta say...
    after reading a few of the comments, it is admireable how cs knives responses to some of the really insulting comments! always calm and friendly.
    srsly. .. every 2. tool here calls the guy fat or lazy or even shizoprenic jesus..
    they are only doing their Jobs you know.
    you can have a opinion on the quality of the product or the tests, but do you all really need to be such douche nozzles about it?

    • @FrogmortonHotchkiss
      @FrogmortonHotchkiss 8 лет назад +7

      +SquirrelKnight I know, right!? And so what if the guy is fat... As if that means he has no other element of strength/fitness and can't fight or train in martial arts... I guess he'd be better off slimmer, but it's not EVERYTHING. Jesus.

    • @ArkbladeIX
      @ArkbladeIX 8 лет назад +1

      calm and friendly my ass

    • @Simmiebird
      @Simmiebird 8 лет назад +2

      +ArkbladeIX Your ass? Where?

    • @treylopez744
      @treylopez744 7 лет назад

      SquirrelKnight your face where?

    • @czechmeoutbabe1997
      @czechmeoutbabe1997 7 лет назад +3

      Like for the use of the word "douche nozzle".

  • @luiyiboldonez1759
    @luiyiboldonez1759 4 года назад +65

    I can't see when you cut the pig for one stupid image over

    • @duskssj4704
      @duskssj4704 4 года назад +4

      It was already dead........ and this was 10 years ago

    • @HellBrat
      @HellBrat 4 года назад

      @@duskssj4704
      They're talking about the suggested videos covering the video at the end.

    • @SarahRBC
      @SarahRBC 3 года назад

      2:40

  • @omarkamran2237
    @omarkamran2237 7 лет назад +558

    Is that uncle Vernon?

  • @mikeforce13
    @mikeforce13 4 года назад +5

    " I fight with with two swords and two knives alot" looks like your toughest foes yet is cholesterol and diabetes...
    Lmao

  • @zacoaker2937
    @zacoaker2937 4 года назад +68

    1:53 who’s he fighting 😅

  • @armandblake
    @armandblake 4 года назад +13

    Katana don't bend and go back to their shape, once bent they stay that way. Western swords have a more flexible steele which also wobbles when cutting. Traditionally a katana is way harder, which makes it easier to snap but also more forgiving in the cutting, the stiffness of the blade eliminates the wobble.

  • @idkidk9591
    @idkidk9591 6 лет назад +138

    That's *alota damage*
    *bUT* ....
    it can't cut fLex tape.😤👌💯

    • @totalflxr
      @totalflxr 6 лет назад +3

      Im sure it doesn't 😤

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 6 лет назад +4

      “To show you the power of flex tape, I cut this pig in half!”

  • @ico5677
    @ico5677 4 года назад +13

    Just imagine how many katanas the americans stole after the war end. The biggest Japanese treasure, which never will be getting back or replaced by anything.

    • @torzhentorzhen344
      @torzhentorzhen344 4 года назад +1

      Xxx Xxx well it ain’t stolen if it was taken from a corpse...

    • @bluenecc
      @bluenecc 4 года назад +2

      Between 1945 and 1953, Japan banned the ownership and construction of swords in their country. Very many of them were confiscated and destroyed.
      While I wouldn't consider it stealing since America and Japan were at war with each other and killing each other, I'd say the American aquired Katanas were at least bought by collectors who could preserve and appreciate them, rather than destroying them. Had they not been taken from dead soldiers, they would have just been confiscated by the Japanese government and destroyed anyway.

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 года назад +1

      @@bluenecc Damn that is too bad. I guess the wet dream from rulers have allways been having the citizens disarmed. So that they can do what ever they want.

    • @bluenecc
      @bluenecc 4 года назад

      @@notname4414 An unarmed populace is indeed much easier to control.

  • @peihonglong4951
    @peihonglong4951 7 лет назад +15

    1:16
    guy decides he's not getting paid enough

  • @foxtrot1470
    @foxtrot1470 4 года назад +1

    Jesus Christ, I never realized just how impressive katanas/swords in general could be..

  • @luke_duke01
    @luke_duke01 9 лет назад +4

    Michonne be slicing zombies like....

  • @Justtellmetheanswer6910
    @Justtellmetheanswer6910 4 года назад +15

    Omg it’s the Beverly Hills Ninja

  • @phyx3s914
    @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +57

    That fat man kill me every time. :D

    • @phyx3s914
      @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +1

      ***** That fat pig cant even reach me. :D

    • @phyx3s914
      @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Maybe he is already dead cuz of heart attack ? I think he eat too many McDonalds fast food.

    • @phyx3s914
      @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Legend of what ? Fat and Fast food?

    • @phyx3s914
      @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +5

      i now realised your name is counter strike knifes. You are 12 yo or something right ? Answer my questions and i go away.

    • @phyx3s914
      @phyx3s914 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Lies. kid go back to counter strike.

  • @1979Spica
    @1979Spica 3 года назад +1

    This man speaking about Musashi, while hamfistedly smashing through mats is modern America personified

  • @randomwhiteguyu.k.7588
    @randomwhiteguyu.k.7588 4 года назад +3

    The look that they all give to the camera after.....
    " I'm r8 hard arnt I "
    Hahaha

  • @anthonyduarte841
    @anthonyduarte841 8 лет назад +11

    CSsteel when do and where do you fight with 2 blades. I think we all would love to see that.

    • @saber904playsmc4
      @saber904playsmc4 7 лет назад

      Idk If this is the answer to your question, I couldn't understand what you said, But in the thai Machete Video They fought with 2 swords each.

    • @MrBarkie
      @MrBarkie 7 лет назад

      Anthony Duarte its a back up sword or close quarter sword worn by samurai called wakizashi . its not that they were fighting with two swords. its also used for ritual suicide . you can also use it for shaving.

    • @gaboderflinger7854
      @gaboderflinger7854 7 лет назад

      For seppukku a Tantou is used. Wakizashi is intended to be a one-handed weapon, normally worn by Samurai as how you said, a backup weapon.

    • @muhammmadali9651
      @muhammmadali9651 7 лет назад

      Anthony Duarte mcdonalds

  • @mr_omazing
    @mr_omazing 8 лет назад +25

    0:36 He was trying to do Getsuga tenshou.

  • @plcreator483
    @plcreator483 2 года назад +1

    Since you cut up meat in this video with that thing you can literally make me a bunch of Hot Dogs by now.

  • @j.fletcherskorpius551
    @j.fletcherskorpius551 6 лет назад +12

    My favourite weapon🎌🇯🇵

  • @ethanu4341
    @ethanu4341 5 лет назад +6

    "I fight with two swords". Literally 1 sec later slices with one sword

  • @CrimsonHelldrake
    @CrimsonHelldrake 5 лет назад +7

    "2 swords is the way to go" ::goes back to using 1 sword & was using 1 sword the whole time::

  • @COYOTE165A
    @COYOTE165A 5 лет назад +1

    Just what I need to put through my Old Cars Hood when it does not start, During the Cold Weather etc. Cold Steel Product's are great been buying from them Since the 1980's Thanks Lynn Thompson, For the grear Blades etc.

  • @donpinguino1203
    @donpinguino1203 6 лет назад +536

    2:02 fart

  • @JaysToxiccLyfe
    @JaysToxiccLyfe 6 лет назад +75

    Who hired these business men?

    • @inuyasha
      @inuyasha 6 лет назад +12

      theyre just rich people with a lot of time on their hands

    • @JaysToxiccLyfe
      @JaysToxiccLyfe 6 лет назад +2

      inuyasha True

    • @pixeltreason2968
      @pixeltreason2968 6 лет назад +7

      Nobody, Lynn (the “fat” guy) is the CEO of cold steel.

    • @teruyaeiko6980
      @teruyaeiko6980 5 лет назад +2

      @@inuyasha they've not more time than others peoples but they don't waste it like y'all with stupids jobs y'all should be ashamed to accept to do that shit everyday for all your life cause you let fear keep you down

    • @convex7456
      @convex7456 5 лет назад

      @@teruyaeiko6980 what do u do?

  • @hamizanharman
    @hamizanharman 8 лет назад +35

    funny OFFICE GUY playing with katana

  • @1-lil_nico
    @1-lil_nico Год назад +1

    that's why living in the samurai era is no joke

  • @dead7781
    @dead7781 3 года назад +4

    For anyone saying the katana would be useless against knight armor: 1:00
    Get your facts straight

  • @twothreebravo2374
    @twothreebravo2374 5 лет назад +3

    *TO OVER THE TOP MACHO AMERICAN ROCK MUSIC* “I’m a big fan of fighting with two swords”

  • @jerichosamurai
    @jerichosamurai 5 лет назад +7

    0:40 Neckbeard might be a Boomer now.... but that just means he's leveled up and ready to take on the second to final boss. Mid-life Crisis.
    1:40 Neckbeard has become Neckgod.

  • @sai_darkbu11et61
    @sai_darkbu11et61 3 года назад +1

    how to torture swordsmiths: 1:14

  • @bigfoot984
    @bigfoot984 6 лет назад +6

    “Cuts like the proverbial chainsaw”
    Whatever that means

  • @benjaminfisk334
    @benjaminfisk334 4 года назад +6

    1:52 "I fight with 2 knives a lot!" - Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

  • @youtubecensorsspeech6672
    @youtubecensorsspeech6672 4 года назад +3

    Whenever they look at the camera I die of laughter. 2:21

  • @mannyvillehorror
    @mannyvillehorror 4 года назад +1

    What it did to that pig tho was quite impressive. Thats actually what i was waiting for and was thoroughly pleased with the effectiveness

  • @Kevingamer1998
    @Kevingamer1998 6 лет назад +75

    2:52 take that peta

    • @mitchmanexe243
      @mitchmanexe243 6 лет назад

      kevin mere Well said, Kevin.

    • @holothewisewolf2579
      @holothewisewolf2579 6 лет назад +2

      Truc Nguyen Peta euthaizes more animals than the shelters, they want domestic animals wiped out. Go do your reasearch you animal killer

    • @angellore5172
      @angellore5172 6 лет назад

      Shiribetsu First of all the word is "euthanizes", and PETA does this to put animals in pain/suffering/misery to death in the most HUMANE way as possible. To clarify this means they put the animal to death without pain. And they only do this to animals that have unpreventable conditions or conditions that will cause suffering in the future. You are essentially supporting brutal murder to millions of animals (domestic or not) worldwide anyways. So how the fuck would a humane way of this (for a good cause btw) possibly make you feel a sense of harm? Also please don't make mountain out of a grain of sand. You make it sound like every cow/pig/goat/sheep/chicken/cat/dog is euthanized everytime PETA comes across them. That's not the case, again they do this to animals that are in agony. If you haven't already, go vegan if you apparently give a damn for all lives.

    • @holothewisewolf2579
      @holothewisewolf2579 6 лет назад +1

      Truc Nguyen first of all, who gives a fuck about typos I'm not stupid and second of all theyve stolen animals and euthanized them and have gotten them out of shelters including puppies and also killed them. These animals couldve been trained to save lives but have been wasted because of selfish acts like taking away their lives. Before you say any more bullshit, watch news clips about Peta and educate yourself you arrogant sociopath

    • @angellore5172
      @angellore5172 6 лет назад

      Shiribetsu you're a hypocrite! How could you value the life of a house pet and make it seem as if you care about lives, but give absolutely no fucks about the *millions* of animals slaughtered on farms DAILY? It just doesn't add up. Send me a link of PETA intentionally killing a happy animal. In case you haven't processed it, they euthanize animals IN AGONY.

  • @脛骨粉砕兄さん
    @脛骨粉砕兄さん 5 лет назад +13

    刀には命が宿ってる。(日本人)
    刀は強けりゃいい。(この人たち)

    • @mirrorek1024
      @mirrorek1024 5 лет назад

      日本人おったw

    • @F-4E-58-MC
      @F-4E-58-MC 5 лет назад +2

      @@mirrorek1024 こんにちは、私はアメリカ人です。

    • @GEREX94
      @GEREX94 5 лет назад +3

      Nani?

    • @TheCuteChoco
      @TheCuteChoco 5 лет назад

      @@GEREX94 お前もしょうもないMeme使うじゃねえょw!

    • @GEREX94
      @GEREX94 5 лет назад

      @@TheCuteChoco Sorry, me no hablo mucho japanese.

  • @realdad32
    @realdad32 10 лет назад +10

    Only a non warrior would make such a racist comment. Last time I checked all humans have the necissary parts to train even though the paint job is different. Try to enlighten yourself.

  • @stevenwang7850
    @stevenwang7850 3 года назад

    Don't know how I found this video. But the comments just made my day.

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230
    @justsomeguywithoutalife230 3 года назад +7

    1:39
    Damn is that American Kirito?!

  • @MaTSix
    @MaTSix 10 лет назад +4

    His speech about the dual wielding swords made me cringe.

  • @LivinLifeByMusic
    @LivinLifeByMusic 10 лет назад +10

    the way they're swinging...makes me want to cry...if you're going to use all that money on forging a sword might as well pay someone who knows how to use a katana instead of having a bunch of guys around the office take turns

    • @danmartin4552
      @danmartin4552 10 лет назад +1

      ... sigh... well I have not seen any of your videos where you do this?
      First off these are not anywhere close to forged swords, they are production swords and are in the $400 range.
      And these people happen to be the owners, designers, and testers on the company Cold Steel. They may not be following traditional forms, and just using a lot of brute force, but they are all very well versed in martial arts, and the whole point of these videos is to show the capability of the sword, not the person behind it.

    • @LivinLifeByMusic
      @LivinLifeByMusic 10 лет назад +1

      if they were "well versed" then they would know how to swing it correctly, and it doesn't matter if they're using traditional forms or not, swinging it correctly does show off the sword. if he swung it correctly he would've been able to go through that pig in one strike, and then i would've been impressed, but now i don't know how strong or sharp that sword actually is because they want to swing it like a bat. you don't show off a new guitar by having someone who has never played try and play it, you don't show off a new computer to someone who doesn't know how to use it, and the same goes for this. you don't show off a katana by having a bunch of people incorrectly swing it. it literally takes 3 seconds to learn how to swing it correctly, which just makes this all the more sad

    • @danmartin4552
      @danmartin4552 10 лет назад +1

      ... so you don't do any live blade practice of your own then.
      The point is that they are not really advertising to sword people, or at lest people who like to nit pick over technicality and historical accuracy. Any decently knowledged sword fan should look at a Cold Steel sword and see the POB and weight, and laugh, because these swords they make are practically baseball bats.
      If you are into proper swords man ship and practice, you start with a proper sword. Cold Steel makes over built tank swords, not the best for practicing proper martial arts. If you are into that you look at Cas Hanwei or Cheness or Dynasty Forge, and Albion to name a few.

    • @LivinLifeByMusic
      @LivinLifeByMusic 10 лет назад +1

      i do practice with live blades, and i have multiple katanas. i never said anything about historical accuracy all i said is that if you're going to show off a sword you should at least swing it the right way to fully demonstrate its power.

    • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
      @ToxicallyMasculinelol 10 лет назад +1

      just curious, what do you think is the "right way" to swing a sword? you act like they're doing it wrong, but how would you know unless you actually knew the "right way" to do it? the secret is there is no "right way" to do anything. and unless you can explain what is actually wrong with their swings, then you're full of shit. just saying "that's wrong" doesn't mean anything. anybody can say that. it's just a subtle brag to try and convince people that you're a master swordsman who spends all his time on youtube for some reason

  • @ryanpeanutt
    @ryanpeanutt 5 лет назад +2

    He may have a katana, but he can't chase me with those things with him.

    • @obama_is_hot6
      @obama_is_hot6 5 лет назад

      King James ? So what?

    • @ryanpeanutt
      @ryanpeanutt 5 лет назад

      @@obama_is_hot6 you're slow, get lost😂