@@hankstrickland5011"I'm gonna be an asshole because people were talking about the video, even though that's literally the whole point of a comment section."
My entire neighborhood is Indian, they all have like 7 kids and none own thier houses bc the entire neighborhood is owned by a landlord across the country.
Any place where you order food really, it's extremely rare that I order somewhere and the vegetables are not damp, warm and a few minutes away from going bad
Before they become full adults in the community they go on a trip to see the English world(as in, the not Amish world). There's a non-zero chance that an Amish person has relayed the cutaway to their community by memory alone, or that it influenced their desire to not return.
Not even their Caesar salads are ever good Giant clumpy middle / stalk parts of lettuce, incredibly oversized and dry croutons made from stale hoagie buns (also used for their garlic bread), and a prepackaged dressing straight from hell
@@richeybaumann1755 have the police looked into this? If it were up to me, I would do something to stop this, but I cannot, as sadly I am just a citizen of Australia
And the inside the of car hasn't been cleaned for several months, filled with empty drinks and used napkins, and smells like a dead body. Then after you leave, the guy shouts, "RATE ME 5-STARS!"
@@bobthebear1246 you're using Gods name in vain and then cursing yourself by swearing over Him.. it is Blasphemy. Repent (refrain) from this, and give it to the Lord, whom will cleanse you of your sin by the blood that He shed on the cross. God Bless You, In Yeshuas Holy Name.
@@LoveMyUnusual I heard sometimes they keep them halfway down at some failing malls due to the neighborhood being high crime. Not that the shutter would stop bullets, but would prevent vaulting over the counter robberies or potential knife attacks.
@@princessmarlena1359 OK, cool 👌🏾👌🏾 Glad you're alright. Yeah, it's a bummer. They can be a fun outlet (no pun intended). I'm not happy about their decay, either.
Well yes that is true but it is still odd that there are multiple Ivy League schools based in cities that produce so many working class thugs and criminals, I mean they’re notorious for it
The result was people getting tired of his crap, hopping on a train, then two weeks later arriving in California to start new lives without his iron fist. Gold rush, awesome weather, then Hollywood became a thing.
@@professorlegacy I assume you're talking about ww1? Soldiers on all sides had moustaches back then - not just the Germans. Having a moustache was never associated specifically with German soldiers, so I'm pretty sure that's a lie.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 Nope! I'm talking about the 17th century. The mustache trend was started by the British military (it was compulsory for them) and summarily spread over Europe. By WW1 most Amish had already immigrated to America. In fact, during WW1 soldiers began to shave their faces clean because it interfered with their gas masks fitting correctly, and in 1916 the British no longer required mustaches, ornate or otherwise (A New Perspective on the History of Facial Hair, Evans and Withey eds.), so I'm not sure where you're getting your information from. Furthermore, you saying "I assume" and "that's a lie" is just pure Internet troll comedy, because instead of looking anything up, you just base your comment on "what you think you know" and then jump right to "this person is lying" which is both an example of one of the biggest issues with the world today (the trend of "I don't think we landed on the moon, therefore we didn't") and also an exercise in anti-critical thinking. Hop onto Google, do a five second search, and get back to me (although a book would be a better source, like A History of the Amish by Steven Nolt). Anyway, you get zero points. Thanks for playing! :)
I could excuse the first "relable" as just laziness, but then you went off and said it a second time like it's a word that exists or something. For shame.
Does the bowling alley also have a third-party claw machine filled with bootleg plushies with the rain-stained glass? And does it have hand sanitizers that are always empty yet somehow never used?
We will also make sure that the rounds in the laser tag arena go on as long as possible so that by the time it’s your turn, the apocalypse has already started. 😃
@@D_A_M-091 UF, FSU, UM alone are considered some of the best in the country overall, FIU, USF, UCF are some of the best in the country for specific categories, there's probably some I'm still missing
The Tucson one is actually an insult to another show "sons of Tucson" which pushed family guy away from their air space but got cancelled in the very first series
Back in college, there used to be two old alumni who hung out in the campus gym's locker room naked chatting and reading the paper. Never leered at anyone, never offered a clementine, they just sat there. So weird!
The pizza salad one actually makes me feel better about how we make salads at my work. We make pretty good salads compared to that and put them in salad containers. And bag them separately from the pizza.
It's funny when they bluntly talk about what they're going to do to as a way to express how common it is.
I know right. Like this.
I'm gonna jump back and forth to indicate how serious i am.
haha. As the oldest guy here its my duty to take an open mouth nap in the middle of the room. heheheh "duty"
Don’t you hate when people point out the obvious on RUclips. Thank you Captain Hindsight
*To me it just makes it feels forced tbh*
@@hankstrickland5011"I'm gonna be an asshole because people were talking about the video, even though that's literally the whole point of a comment section."
Peter forgot to mention that all those concessions at the ball game he got will also be $78
And then theyll turn around the ipad and "it'll ask you a quick question". Your choices are 25%, 35%, and 45%.
The stadium I went to, the food was expensive but it was also good. (Also I didn't have to pay for it, so it was EXTRA good!)
Hotdog-$8
Peanuts-$5
Beer-$12
Total $25
I visit multiple parks a year this tends to be normal
One generation ago: ticket was $10, food and drink was $4. Parking was $7.
We gotta institute mandatory abortions.
My entire neighborhood is Indian, they all have like 7 kids and none own thier houses bc the entire neighborhood is owned by a landlord across the country.
That salad from pizza places is so true - we order it and end up never eating it. 😂
*Just cover it with plastic wrap, shove it in the refrigerator, and exclaim: "I'm sure someone will eat it"*
Especially the carrot!
If you order a salad at a pizza place, you deserve whatever you’re brought.
💀💀💀💀
Any place where you order food really, it's extremely rare that I order somewhere and the vegetables are not damp, warm and a few minutes away from going bad
bro i googled the random stuff peter said at anthropology and it’s all real
But do they have black customers?
@@fashionablechangeling1988 not one, and ya know what, maybe they shouldn't have any customers
@@fashionablechangeling1988nah bro we don’t go there
@@fashionablechangeling1988Nope😅
@@fashionablechangeling1988I went to an anthropology museum last week and I’m black
I’m sorry, but Boo Radley and then Yay Radley got me lmao
I was just about to mention this! What an amazing reference to an equally amazing story!! :)
@@johnnytheyoungmaestroTo Mock a Killingbird
Had to read this story when I was in my Freshman year. I lost track of the characters... Ended up finding the comic version and passed with an A.
@@omegamanGXE Yes! Amazing book! To Bird a Killing Mock.
I was outside shiffin up a bussarobe
i like how every other clip sounds like someone sitting next to me is watching it on their phone
It adds to the experience 😂
The Amish one isn’t fair because they’ll never be able to see this.
Before they become full adults in the community they go on a trip to see the English world(as in, the not Amish world). There's a non-zero chance that an Amish person has relayed the cutaway to their community by memory alone, or that it influenced their desire to not return.
@@derpfluidvariant0916 Ok that might be true.
Writers are jewish. They hate Amish in general.
Why would that make it more fair. It’s better that way surely
😂😂😂I live in pa it’s sooooo true lol
That pizza salad joke was spot on.
Not even their Caesar salads are ever good
Giant clumpy middle / stalk parts of lettuce, incredibly oversized and dry croutons made from stale hoagie buns (also used for their garlic bread), and a prepackaged dressing straight from hell
They forgot the bag of half-frozen shredded mozzarella and the cup of dressing with no lid.
@@SporacleNot even are ever?
“There is no smoking but we do let you smoke.”
I was in a strip club once where that was true.
I was at a pool hall with a friend and they allowed it.
@@winstonsmithamm Hell, I was in the champagne room once and me and the stripper were both smoking lol
Yes it's all terrible
Swan Boy had it right, bowling alleys are the poor man's international waters, no one working there gives a shit.
Holy shit… anthropologie actually has a ping pong table the shape of easter island, and a phone made of paper that doesnt sent OR receive calls
And they've been credibly accused of racially profiling Black customers with code names and having employees stalk them while they're shopping.
@@richeybaumann1755 have the police looked into this? If it were up to me, I would do something to stop this, but I cannot, as sadly I am just a citizen of Australia
@@biozgamer5445pathetic
@@biozgamer5445the police lmao sir this is the United States
@@biozgamer5445 *Have you ever tries roo meat?*
A year ago I would've thought the woman turning 30 joke was an exaggeration, but my best friend made sure I knew it was true.
The Uber driver joke is funny and true except they should have included the loud foreign music playing in the car lol.
It caught me off guard 😂
And the inside the of car hasn't been cleaned for several months, filled with empty drinks and used napkins, and smells like a dead body. Then after you leave, the guy shouts, "RATE ME 5-STARS!"
OMFG right?? 😂
@@bobthebear1246 you're using Gods name in vain and then cursing yourself by swearing over Him.. it is Blasphemy. Repent (refrain) from this, and give it to the Lord, whom will cleanse you of your sin by the blood that He shed on the cross.
God Bless You, In Yeshuas Holy Name.
@@MilenioAgostomy brother in christ this is a youtube comment section
I worked at a Cinnabon that was in a failing mall, and yeah our shutter was partway down (it stuck a lot, some of the track rollers were broken).
Lol oh no 😂
I would just assume they were closing and not bother them.
@@LoveMyUnusual I heard sometimes they keep them halfway down at some failing malls due to the neighborhood being high crime. Not that the shutter would stop bullets, but would prevent vaulting over the counter robberies or potential knife attacks.
@princessmarlena1359 Damn! That's super dangerous and shitty.
I hope you never had to be in that scenario.
@@LoveMyUnusual Oh no, fortunately not but thank you! It’s a shame to see malls generally going under in the USA, I grew up going to them.
@@princessmarlena1359 OK, cool 👌🏾👌🏾 Glad you're alright.
Yeah, it's a bummer.
They can be a fun outlet (no pun intended). I'm not happy about their decay, either.
6:16 probably cuz the guys who go to those colleges were from out of town
Well yes that is true but it is still odd that there are multiple Ivy League schools based in cities that produce so many working class thugs and criminals, I mean they’re notorious for it
Plus, that guy’s probably from Southie
I used to live in New Hampshire everyone from there was called a mass hole
To be fair to the Amish guys, Edison WAS a dick.
Nikola Tesla agrees
Though i have never looked into it, I too believe that Thomas Edison was a bad man.
The result was people getting tired of his crap, hopping on a train, then two weeks later arriving in California to start new lives without his iron fist. Gold rush, awesome weather, then Hollywood became a thing.
Not to mention being a genius.
In reality, a Black Guy actually helped the bastard invent the lightbulb.
2:26 spraying the same three bowling shoes 😂!
I feel like it's a more understated joke of "you know none of those shoes are actually sanitized"
I like Carter taking his duty seriously as the oldest guy.
The tomato bit with the salad about having red teeth? TOO. REAL.
That last one feels more like an American Dad joke. I don't know how. It just does.
"How to light house on fire of people with the username j.m.turnwr1756?"
Soft spoken Carter sounds a lot like Stan Smith
Cackled at the Anthropology joke.
Stories of abusive father set to dissonant flute 😂😂😂😂
Oh dang, NPR had me rollin
NPR, lets RPG we're smart and people will believe anything we say
6:16 That is simple Peter, the locals are not the people who get into those colleges. And the graduates promptly leave for jobs elsewhere.
I mean, really: is there a rule against Amish people growing out moustaches?
Yup. German soldiers grew moustaches so they became associated with war and violence, thus the prohibition on mustaches but not beards.
@@professorlegacy I assume you're talking about ww1? Soldiers on all sides had moustaches back then - not just the Germans. Having a moustache was never associated specifically with German soldiers, so I'm pretty sure that's a lie.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 Nope! I'm talking about the 17th century. The mustache trend was started by the British military (it was compulsory for them) and summarily spread over Europe. By WW1 most Amish had already immigrated to America. In fact, during WW1 soldiers began to shave their faces clean because it interfered with their gas masks fitting correctly, and in 1916 the British no longer required mustaches, ornate or otherwise (A New Perspective on the History of Facial Hair, Evans and Withey eds.), so I'm not sure where you're getting your information from. Furthermore, you saying "I assume" and "that's a lie" is just pure Internet troll comedy, because instead of looking anything up, you just base your comment on "what you think you know" and then jump right to "this person is lying" which is both an example of one of the biggest issues with the world today (the trend of "I don't think we landed on the moon, therefore we didn't") and also an exercise in anti-critical thinking. Hop onto Google, do a five second search, and get back to me (although a book would be a better source, like A History of the Amish by Steven Nolt). Anyway, you get zero points. Thanks for playing! :)
@@professorlegacyguess our RUclips algorithms all synced up at the same time, huh?
@@thenosebud A two year old video with a nine month old comment, and here we all are :))
The best kind of relatable is when it's uber-specific while still being relatable
haha Uber joke
I could excuse the first "relable" as just laziness, but then you went off and said it a second time like it's a word that exists or something. For shame.
@@CrazyBrick30 how the heck did you even catch that?
The Uber driver joke gets me every time.
5:57 I’m from Boston and I’m convinced half the population of eastern mass looks exactly like this
Does the bowling alley also have a third-party claw machine filled with bootleg plushies with the rain-stained glass? And does it have hand sanitizers that are always empty yet somehow never used?
Yes sir
We will also make sure that the rounds in the laser tag arena go on as long as possible so that by the time it’s your turn, the apocalypse has already started. 😃
Probably better than the alternative. When I was a kid I went to a bowling alley and they had a claw machine full of Pokemon cards, and I went NUTS.
“I think that guy with the long hair is a lawyer” is extremely random 😂😂😂😂
The Arizona one always kills me. 😂
The NPR one is SPOT ON. I really enjoyed it in college, it was at times beyond pretentious though.
Boo Radley’s opposite being Yay Radley is my kind of humor 😂
1:45 olive garden salads
It's called 'Olive garden' for a reason, after all.
@@transjesterr i was mostly talking about the spice peppers
@@headlesschicken7580 I've experienced both there unfortunately 😭😂
“Hello, every pizza place!” 😂
5:32 even the snoring is spot on , how does every old person snore the same
Did Seth set up cameras to record my father?
05:31
I thought it was a recording of my grandfather.
I could actually smell his old guy breath filling the room as he snored
The transformation at 7:35 is so accurate
Haha I was just about to comment that and this is the first comment I see.
The charm of this kind of humor is how plainly they describe everything.
I always wanted them to do Steak and Shake. "Yeah can I get a small thin burger covered in salt and wadded up into a little ball?"
The amish one 😭😭
"pray that we become dull like Eric bana who we've never heard of but we are just going on reputation"
4:31
The Amish 🤝Most Well-Read Scientists
"Thomas Edison is a piece of shit"
the anthropology one was crazy 😂😂😂
0:52 aye WHAT?! 😂😂
"And have been doing chores like f****** crazy-" LOL
6:20 I love how this statement also applies to Florida lol, a lot of great colleges, but the average intelligence...
And florida tech is not one of them
What great colleges are there in Florida? He's talking academically great, not great for getting laid
@@D_A_M-091 UF, FSU, UM alone are considered some of the best in the country overall, FIU, USF, UCF are some of the best in the country for specific categories, there's probably some I'm still missing
The NPR one is so true lol
Joan of Arc "really cooked"😅😅😅 they burned her at the stake like three times so yeah
3:06 ive always wondered why peter didnt ask for a phone made of vintage phone book paper that DOES work, thatd be pretty ridiculous
5:25 Literally me when the first snow
It's funny because Family Guy can mock the amish all they want, they'll never even know
Boo Radley, Yay Radley lmfaooooo
family guy with okay video quality and bad audio quality is the most 10:04 pm thing ever
6:42 Didn’t expect to see Barney lmao
"I am quick to anger" 😂😂😂
Tommy Bahama killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please make a part 3
why do half the clips randomly have horrible audio..?
The pizza and bowling scenes are too accurate 😂
The Tucson one is actually an insult to another show "sons of Tucson" which pushed family guy away from their air space but got cancelled in the very first series
Bowl-o-rama. Probably Eddie is one who covered all joysticks with pizza grease.
Please make more of these compilations. They're so good I'd even pay a few bucks.
I like how there were five versions of Robert Duvall in that courtroom
I'd eat that pizza place salad ngl I'm so hungry rn
Their lettuce is usually fresher then some restaurants near me. And that's a mess!
I dunno about you, but that pizza place salad sounded kinda good.
My wife begs to differ
No?
You're weird
What.
I mean, I'd still eat it.
"Boo Radley, Yay Radley" is lowkey brilliant
Do I have time to get a drink from the fountain where the water does not crest over the dispenser?
ᶜˡᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ?
I never thought about the part about Amish people thinking that there’s a sweet spot for technology. How did that happen? 😂
Back in college, there used to be two old alumni who hung out in the campus gym's locker room naked chatting and reading the paper. Never leered at anyone, never offered a clementine, they just sat there. So weird!
4:33, I mean they're not entirely wrong.
"Clementine?" 😂
And who played Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird?……….
Robert Duvall.
Gold. Simply gold.
The Bowling Alley skit is right on!!!!....HAHA
The pizza salad one actually makes me feel better about how we make salads at my work. We make pretty good salads compared to that and put them in salad containers. And bag them separately from the pizza.
3:16, He's right though, Idek what anthropology is💀
4:42 Holy fucking shit 💀
1:02 Huh, I must be blessed with ballparks that have good food.
Brewer stadium has a tgi fridays.
SunTrust...or...Truist Park has some decent hot dogs.
6:43-6:45 Boo Radley, Yay Radley
the uber driver part killed me 🤣
To this day I think of the pizza place salad evertime I undercut a tomato.😆😆
The lighter part of the lettuce is the best part, it's like celery
This makes me think that they really have thought of just about everything
Wait people don’t like the peppers in the pizza place salads?!?
lost it at “Please deliver us from Thomas Edison”
These are SO spot and on and down right hilarious. What I really liked about this show!
That Amish prayer is so good 😂
🚫 🧂 🥜
THE OLD MAN SLEEPING ONE IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT!!!!
I seriously heard an interview on NPR about a guy with an abusive father who drank this evening.
Dude its true the older you get the more comfortable being nude you are 😂
To pretend you've got red teeth haha nobody does that with tomatos 😂
The last time i went bowling i thought i broke my elbow the next day lmao
Come for the bowling, leave with a sore wrist for a week 😂
The Pizza place salad too real 🤣🤣
I wonder why some clips had lower quality than others
Dammit the conclusion of the uber joke got me
the last clip is oddly satisfying
Last one is so relatable😂😂
The uber driver with the headset, open shirt and hairy chest …. Im crying
5:40 is litteraly me everytime i fall asleep in an upright position