@@dhruvnagori3795People who sleep on the road can't never afford this expensive small child box... Probably people who work can't also, because custom made furniture makes it expensive... 😅
He says - a wall mounted toilet provides a luxurious experience While people from other buildings watching him using binoculars What kind of luxurious experience is this😂😂
There are obviously limits but small living spaces in general can be fantastic if there are enough communal spaces and green areas close to them. What should be banned is small spaces with no natural light...
I like how people are complaining about the toilet being where the "kitchen" is, but I havent seen anyone complain about the fact that they covered over the toilet with a counter so you can't even use it.
If you have enough money to renovate like this, you can buy a bigger place 😭😭 Edit: This is actually the most I've gotten thanks- Edit: 2k!??? Y'ALL ARE CRAZY
this isn't real, though. nobody is renting out spaces that fucking small. i know you want to believe everything on the internet, but for once this is bullshit
This is a very cheap 7k per month apartment in New York, lots of room and a view. This is a new trend that biden has backed in an attempt to house the working class it is encouraging for you to work 80 hours a week for this glorious living style.🎉Let's go biden 2024 🎉 this can be in all cities across America 👍
Ahh yes the clasic senario: "Hey dude what are you doing?" "Just making some shit." Like why the hell is the stove right above the toilet? And how are you supposed to take a shit? The stove blocks you from sitting on the toilet!
Presumably the stove folds up, but seriously…. That’s awful. I mean, for a camper van, you’d have the portapotty for emergencies and you’d pull it out to use, maybe that’s what’s here. But either way, that’s amazingly awful. And no shower of course.
@@jul.m.2692 or to do a pits and crotch. You can shower in the pool or gym, but unless they have naked showers there you can’t clean your dick and ass properly in them…
@@WhyTheDrama and you have to eat your food while looking and smelling at your toilet,and when you are thirsty you will get the water from the toilet,and you will be forced to drink it,cause there is no other way to get water💀☠️
Seriously. Where does the waste go?! You might as well have a bucket to go in that you have to take clear down to a dumpster and of course have no way to rinse it or clean it. 🤮 DAILY.
The fact ive seen places like this that cost $2k plus in cites is insane. When i was searching for an apartment i found a listing in boston for $3k for a room. Not an apartment a room with 4 other roomates and everything was shared. Someone i worked with had 6 roomates plus him in an apartment. His part of the rent and utilities was roughly $1k a month and he was sharing a room. I have a friend paying $3500 for half an apartment. Landlords are insane. Where i used to live, i had a 3 bedroom apartment for $750. Only issue was that there were no jobs.
"I have to shit."
"Im cooking."
😂😂😂
That caught me so off guard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When two braincells have the same purpose
I guess you would have to use the garbage can. That is if you have room for one. LOL
Let him cook
Everything was fine until I saw the toilet
👁️👄👁️
😂😂😂😂same
also no tap. Where do you wash your hands? Or get water to cook etc.
And lack of sink. That's a vital part of any living situation.
Who cooks on top of their toilet
@@DIEFDEXTER literally...i can't even imagine cooking on a TOILET
prison cells look like a penthouse compared.
maybe in scandanavia
Ues
❤
At the end - he jumped off the window. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
lol I was thinking the same thing 😂
I would too
I mean, if I had to live in *that* "apartment" I would jump out too
@@whenthe267 🤣🤣
Selling this amount of space should be considered a crime against humanity.
YES!
You'r right
Better then sleeping on road
@@dhruvnagori3795People who sleep on the road can't never afford this expensive small child box... Probably people who work can't also, because custom made furniture makes it expensive... 😅
True
"Babe I gotta shit!"
"Too bad, I'm cooking dinner" 😂🤦
😂😂
Blud right
😄😂😂😂😅😅
Shits aggressively
Baking brownies
He could have purchased a van with more room and be able to travel. The cost breakdown for purchase, upkeep and condo fees would probably be the same.
Never in my life I imagined I'd hear the words "Spice jars and toiletries" in one sentence
Thank you for commenting on this so I didn't have to.
"Don't sh*t where you eat"
NY:
U don't and they don't have a truck stop in NY wit a shower
😂😂😂
Holysh*t 😂
The rats won't mind.😅
lol this ain’t NY living this is Hong Kong living 🥲
"Luxurious experience."
*Cooks food on top of toilet* 💀
ha! Gotta love that new kitchen toilet.
I gotta get me one of those! 😳@@melissachartres3219
cleaner than a public restroom
@@teamofone1219 so you're ready to cook on top of your toilet?
And no sink or any kind of faucets!
“Where do you shower?”
“Outside when it rains”
-NYC
Edit: Mom im famous 💀
Or just keep some wet wipes on the counter/j
No washing your hands after you poop either.
@@mousenation3867 I think Little John will have to poop in the rain too, I don't think the counter is movable and barely has any space
@@caicat722 you are right
Ai:Look at this functional bedroom
Me:ok so bro does not take a shower, where is the shower
"look at this functional bedroom" ❌
"look at disfunctional bedroom" ✔️
yup, this is what a special place in Hell looks like.
@@raphaellavictoria01 no this is housing in 10 years (same thing)
That's what I first heard and had to watch the whole luxurious experience again
5000 per month, no utilities, and no pets. Final offer
You forgot the 6 months deposit.
@@stannetaprospere4301*8
Poor pet that would have to live there
😂😂😂😂😂😂@@stannetaprospere4301
$6k cause it's a luxury apartment with a massive window with a good view.
And of course no showers. A galvanised steel frame must be installed outside the window and shower whenever it rains 😂
Nobody is gonna mention the “bulletproof barrier”😂
Even sims will say that this isnt a liveable place
Yea lmao
Mmmmmmm.
Fr this would be considered torture even to there standards lmao
No sink?
Ok how do I shower, wash my dishes or wash my hands? 🤢
In the toilet, duh 😂
@@fancyfrancie2546 😅🤮
Under the toilet man!?
Idk man
@sobal79 Bro what's the problem with that 💀
Galvanized Square Pipes 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Man that galvanized steel🔥🔥
“And how much is rent?”
*”25,000 a month, sir.”*
California
Florida rn
Sydney
Thats new york for you
Maui after the rebuilding of the fires, WEF 2030 15-minute city project.
At least there is a windows to jump...
Bro 💀💀💀💀💀
That’s hilarious!
😂😂😂
TEST DA FALL DAMAGE
AAAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEEE
I would have turned the kitchen into a bathroom with shower/sink/commode stall like a small camper or van. Then have a hot plate stored in the closet.
Yeah. That really looks like a luxurious experience.
“With dimensions barely larger than a coffin”
“Couldn’t even fit a coffin”
X x Y x Z
That "coffin" did not even look like one it looked like a horrible couch
This is the era of AI generated content.
Well, I think he meant the interior of the coffin.
Bro put a literal stove above the toilet and still said “a luxurious experience”
And you know those germs just fly thru the air when you flush.🤢🤮
@@crazycatladyjo2688it's closeable
Dinner smells like shit.
Bro doesn’t even have a place for food, let alone the fact he’s living in a shit cell 😭
Toilet is the sink and the bath
Living like that would depress me no end.
are we not gonna talk about the macbook plugged into the switch and not the socket
It's even got a bird's eye view of the city! I'm proud of America for treating their prisoners so well!
Already happened in Hong Kong and with no window
This ain’t America, this is Hong Kong 😭
How the flip do I go poo
@@Rusty_Rat_Huntsman doesn't the video literally start by saying "after purchasing a apartment in new york"?
Right🤨
Not even the most talented Sims 4 builders can build this!
So basically he can't afford a bigger apartment, but he can afford that fancy stuff.
"Where do you shit? "
" Kitchen "
You don’t shit where you eat
He cooks with the methane from his poop
It’s called a shitken.
It adds flavour to the spices
Oh I don't have mustard sauce
THERE'S NO SINK!!!! So do you open the cabinet to Wash your hands in the toilet before you cook ?!?
Am dead😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
AND NO SHOWER
That's a yes.
You just answered your own question
And a damn shower
He says - a wall mounted toilet provides a luxurious experience
While people from other buildings watching him using binoculars
What kind of luxurious experience is this😂😂
"galvanized square pipes" 💀💀
2 main problems. 1. The toilet and cooking in the same place 2. League of legends on his computer
um and the shower
@@dave6512he plays league, he doesnt shower anyway
Um the toilet is covered
Im assuming you didn't see the woman's bras and panties in the desk drawer then? 💀
Which means he doesn't actually have a girlfriend.
Never let this man cook 💀
Yeah it’s gonna smell like shit
The designer or the tenant?
@@0mg1tsbatman87 the designer.
bro shouldve just ignored the toilet and its not that bad imo
“ yeah dude for the potluck, just bring the plastic silverware” 😂
He Built himself A JAIL CELL People
Get with it People
He has money to purchase all that but not a new apartment 💀
you threw reality out the window as soon as you mentioned a girlfriend ever wanting to step inside that place.
its a coffin for the victims, they said in the beginning. a barrel of acid is also convieniently behind some sliding door
You cant even cill yourself in this shitbox
@@ReDDx666 ''Apartment'' even. This doesnt even count as a broom storage room.
Bro your mom blew dudes outside the washing room at burger king.
Bro your mom blew dudes outside the washing room at burger king.
Very nice design, now it's even more comfortable to jump of the window
Or just don’t move to a big city.
“Barely larger then a coffin, but he couldn’t even fit a coffin inside”
😂😂😂
What about showers? Refrigerator?
Literally no way this would be a legal apartment anywhere other than NYC.
Ummm, ever heard of San Francisco?
Oh man... Warsaw exists
Japan. Tokyo, specifically.
Ever heard hong Kong?
China
“Providing a luxurious experience “ comment about toilet just killed me😂
Even the animated man finna quit after that 😅
Any induction over toilet 😢😢😢
You know your cooked when someone looking at you naked in the bed with 911 on there phone
Just turn the windows into a terrace😭
Governments should ban small living spaces like this, worldwide.
There are obviously limits but small living spaces in general can be fantastic if there are enough communal spaces and green areas close to them. What should be banned is small spaces with no natural light...
big gov banning things and making laws is what creates the need for these tiny poverty houses
Totally
The price should be lowered maybe, not just banned outright. Would take this over being homeless 100%
Communist spotted.
Cooking above the shitter. What a great idea! I will build my kitchen in my bathroom and I will have an extra bedroom! THANK YOU!
as soon as you cook & eat, you fold your kitchen drawer & are ready to shit again😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where is the shower?
Never. Violates the basic need of having space.
@@michellesantiago1235 just open the window on a rainy day
"With dimensions barely larger than a coffin"
"Couldn't even fit a coffin inside"
Imagine you're visiting him.. and you started cooking for both of you.. and you oped the box below in search for dish...💀
The old saying goes “Don’t shit where you eat” 😂😂😂
For real 🤣🤣🤣🤣! That's what I was thinking.
Thought the same. Lol
Now it's don't shit where you cook 😂
That's the other thing first explain how will he use toilet
no bro
dont cook your shit😂😂😂
oh sheet, my stomach😂😂😂
"providing a comfortable bed" *guy proceeds to phase through a fucking window*
*Average “getting out of bed in Minecraft” experience in the older updates.*
Why is it ALWAYS funnier when there's swear words added 😭🤚
life is meaningless without galvanized steel pipes
"Providing a luxurious experience!" Guy looks claustrofobic.
" This functional bedroom " seems more disfunctional than my parents relationship 💀
"babe i gotta cook breakfast"
"wait, lemme shit under the stove real quick!"
Functional bedroom? You might as well get a van and live in that before doing this. SMDH! How sad.
New character unlocked: galvanized square pipes
The cooker over the pooper? For $4,000 a month I'll keep looking around
That setup would be plainly illegal for rent in my area
That's like maybe one grade above rural China. These crazy New Yorkers think the whole world is missing out because we don't have that. 😂
I like how people are complaining about the toilet being where the "kitchen" is, but I havent seen anyone complain about the fact that they covered over the toilet with a counter so you can't even use it.
finally someone mentioned this
It's not attached to the wall so it functions more like table
I'm more concerned with the lack of faucets... You take a shit and then what, toilet paper can only take you so far
@@rodrigorebolloswho doesn’t love taking a shit in their portable toilet that will never flush
Fr lmao
This is so unbelievable where is he having a shower under the bed😮😂😂
"OH i have to shit, but.... how??
"I have to shit, but babe is cooking dinner"
friend: how do you access the toilet again
him: ohh you just have to destroy my stove area.
Bro really looked at the balcony and thought “lemme sell this as a whole apartment”
Guest-“Do you have a restroom?” Owner-“yes” guest- “where is it?” Owner- “no”
How are we going to take shower then 😂😂😂😂
-"A table for your laptop and your stove"-
- "You can sh*t and then cook above that."
😂😂😂😂😂
Life is for challenges !
A toilet below and above you cook? I feel like vomiting right now. Such a totally crazy idea.
Yeah🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
Same😭
😂
Have you seen those micro apartments in hong kong? Do a quick search you'll see some more disgusting things 😂
Did he walk in through the wall?
A wall-mounted toilet....
PROVIDING A LUXURIOUS EXPERIENCE!
💀💀💀💀💀
Man from fourth dimension, just strolling it through.
"And it's ONLY $5,000 a month! It's an absolute steal!!!"
And you only have to share it with 4 roommates, 2 of them are rats.
@@TheSoundSpellThat’s why the bathroom is so small!
No, he bought it for 2Mio 😂😂
and an additional 6,000$ a week if you want to close the window at night. better pay up if you roll around too much when you sleep
...
When you put the induction cooker on top of the toilet it's over brother 😵💫
FACTS
It works by inducting the poo vapor I guess.😂
Spice jars and toiletries 🤦♀️
And no way to wash your hands or dishes.
@@paulagoeringer9466 Wash the dishes in the toilet. See, problem solved.
“Hey bro how is ur new home”
“Not that much but I can totally breathe :) “
On the plus side you have the superpower of walking through walls.
"Toilet Providing a luxurious experience" 💀😂
Lmao
😂😂😂
Specially that you cant wash your hands afterwards 😅
@@jadhussein8412 that's crazy
I was open-minded until he placed the cooker above the toilet💀
This. This is what I was looking for 😂
Weird how people aren't evening mentioning it
Giving landlords a great idea to make the room smaller.
Some landlords are taking serious notes rn
If you have enough money to renovate like this, you can buy a bigger place 😭😭 Edit: This is actually the most I've gotten thanks- Edit: 2k!??? Y'ALL ARE CRAZY
It's because people who make sub 30k want to live in the most expensive part of a large city. This is how you get $75 a month rent.
@@cheesus9512lol brosky I’m pretty sure in Manhattan a space like this would still run $400 minimum
@@cheesus9512 75$ rent? That seems cheap as fuck. Or i`m missing something?
@@virtueofabsolution7641 I saw what $600/mo gets you in Manhattan and it was smaller (the size of a closet).
fr bro
"I don't shit where I eat" - Tony Soprano. RIP Chief!.
Well they offer to shit where you cook so technically.... 👀👀👀😂😂😂Jk
Agreed
@@isamazing4616 Homeless Sloppy Joe'!!. Nom!, More peanuts and corn mixed in next time.
> Barely larger than a coffin
> Can't fit a coffin
"How do I fit a bigger bed in here?"
"Have you tried square pipes?"
“With a wall mounted toilet providing a luxurious experience.”😂😂😂😂
Even the avatar isn't convinced.
Why is the other side "bulletproof"?!
How does the toilet pull out, or do you remove the cabinet? So many questions.
The fact that spaces this size are one, considered liveable, and two, what they actually charge for them, should be majorly criminal
this isn't real, though. nobody is renting out spaces that fucking small. i know you want to believe everything on the internet, but for once this is bullshit
you do realize it is a computer rendering??
But youre living in new york!!! Yaaas queeen slaaaay 💅💅
@@mediterraneanworldwdym this is real life
@mediterraneanworld you do realize there's actual NYC Apts as small as this?
How am I supposed to use the toilet I'm not that small.........
Never thought spice jars and toileteries would be stored together. 😂
"How tf you gonna get a girlfriend with this jail cell"😭
Look in the prison
Plenty of women living on the streets be happy to sleep on this window sill.
This is a very cheap 7k per month apartment in New York, lots of room and a view. This is a new trend that biden has backed in an attempt to house the working class it is encouraging for you to work 80 hours a week for this glorious living style.🎉Let's go biden 2024 🎉 this can be in all cities across America 👍
Green card.
@@lkotro21 the border is open for a reason 🤣
When you start cooking over your toilet you know things aren't going well. 🤣🤣
"That over there, that's my shitchen."
“the design is very human”
Ahh yes the clasic senario:
"Hey dude what are you doing?"
"Just making some shit."
Like why the hell is the stove right above the toilet? And how are you supposed to take a shit? The stove blocks you from sitting on the toilet!
yes
You just bent down and shoot the shit in the toilet
Presumably the stove folds up, but seriously…. That’s awful.
I mean, for a camper van, you’d have the portapotty for emergencies and you’d pull it out to use, maybe that’s what’s here. But either way, that’s amazingly awful. And no shower of course.
@@JasperJanssennot even a sink to wash your hands!
@@jul.m.2692 or to do a pits and crotch. You can shower in the pool or gym, but unless they have naked showers there you can’t clean your dick and ass properly in them…
The last part where he jumped out the window was accurate 😂
Buddy can’t wait one the friggin toilet LOLLL
So you can't shower or do dishes. Very convenient. And now you can't even take a shit due to the fact there's a counter and stove over it. Like WTF
Now we know from where the quote “don’t shit where you eat “ came from
"Install a water tank for a toilet."
A) From what water pipe?
B) Flushing into what sewer pipe?
Imagine cooking after taking a dump...
I'm not sure if the room will smell like the food or like s*it😂😂
@@WhyTheDrama and you have to eat your food while looking and smelling at your toilet,and when you are thirsty you will get the water from the toilet,and you will be forced to drink it,cause there is no other way to get water💀☠️
That would take away from the “Luxurious Experience”
Seriously. Where does the waste go?! You might as well have a bucket to go in that you have to take clear down to a dumpster and of course have no way to rinse it or clean it. 🤮 DAILY.
@@australianb1323 hahaha. Precisely!! I hope no one gets that room... its even too small to be a utility closet🙈
The fact ive seen places like this that cost $2k plus in cites is insane. When i was searching for an apartment i found a listing in boston for $3k for a room. Not an apartment a room with 4 other roomates and everything was shared. Someone i worked with had 6 roomates plus him in an apartment. His part of the rent and utilities was roughly $1k a month and he was sharing a room. I have a friend paying $3500 for half an apartment. Landlords are insane. Where i used to live, i had a 3 bedroom apartment for $750. Only issue was that there were no jobs.
"Hey where is ur toilet ?"
"Over there"
*pees on the oven😭*
A time😂
Yo I laughed out loud for lk 3mins😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are you cooking , it smells like shit.
Just shit under the stove . 😂
@@chrischamberlain4846😂
Ray: "Try not to think about other things. Like how there's no sink in there." Archer: "Oh my God! THERE'S NO SINNNNNK!"
or shower xD
archer
You wash your hands in the toilet. Preferably after you flush.
Let that sink in.
@@rickardroach9075😂😂😂😂😂😂